im gonna call the stock market and ask whats the hold up

>henlo mister jerome
>no further questions

triathlon berts if you need me, I'll be in the special needs tent

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>mate introduces me to a girl
>recently out of a long term relationship
>take her out for a few drinks
>every other story involves her ex
>tell her she's obviously not over him yet
>she breaks down crying and agrees
>walk her home and tell her to take time to find herself before jumping into dates
>kisses me and thanks me for being so kind
>mate calls me a retard for not just fucking her brains out
I feel like I did the right thing here. If by some miracle she doesn't just hop straight back onto the cock carrousel I might take her out again in a couple months.

>>149477051
henlo, 4chan is shidding the bed. it's happening again

>*answers phone*
>yeah
>...yeah
>...yeah
>ok
>*hangs up*
>that was the president