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Anonymous No.211705187 >>211705291 >>211705523 >>211706017 >>211706833
>We didn't find it...
>It found us...
Anonymous No.211705291
>>211705187 (OP)
>It's quiet...TOO quiet...
Anonymous No.211705401
>Teacher lecturing to a class of students
>"Okay, so, the fall of Rome. What do we all know about that? Well, the beginning of the end is thought to have been the year 476 AD, when -"
>BRIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
>Students start closing their binders and picking up their backpacks
>"Okay, we'll pick this up again tomorrow, and there might be pop quiz"
Anonymous No.211705523 >>211706466 >>211706613
>>211705187 (OP)
>project Lazarus has escaped
Anonymous No.211705657 >>211705913
>That was his plan! He wanted us to catch him!
Anonymous No.211705879 >>211706017
>How did you know about the secret thingamajig of the thingamabob?
>I invented it.
Anonymous No.211705913
>>211705657
>GODDAMMIT, DETECTIVE! I'm already up to my ASS in DAMN paperwork because of that little stunt you and Ramirez pulled last week. I want your badge and your gun. And your OTHER gun!
Anonymous No.211706017 >>211708359
>>211705187 (OP)
>>211705879
>h-how did you know about that?!
>I didn't. You just told me
Anonymous No.211706192
>the call...
>is coming from inside this building...
Anonymous No.211706389
>I learned about it on the news!
>but we don't have a TV!!
>then who was phone?!?!
Anonymous No.211706466 >>211706980
>>211705523
>That's impossible, project Lazarus is dead and buried.
Anonymous No.211706613
>>211705523
>I've got bad news about Project Sisyphus
>Let me guess...back to square one?
Anonymous No.211706833
>>211705187 (OP)
>I swear, I don't know anything! Please I don't even know why I'm here, I'm just a truck driver please!!!
>I believe you.
>*gunshot to head
Anonymous No.211706980
>>211706466
>somehow...project Lazarus has returned
Anonymous No.211707119
>But if you're here, then who was I just taking to?
Anonymous No.211707293
>That's it, I'm tired of waiting. I'm going in.
>No, HotShot Detective, you can't just rush in there! They have hostages!
>Don't worry, sweet cheeks, they won't be expecting me
Anonymous No.211708359
>>211706017
>That's just what I wanted you to think.
Anonymous No.211708786 >>211708822 >>211708994
>*answers phone*
>yeah
>...yeah
>...yeah
>ok
>*hangs up*
>that was the president
Anonymous No.211708822
>>211708786
>But the call was coming from inside the house!!!
Anonymous No.211708994
>>211708786
> "you don't say"
> "you don't say!"
> "you don't say..."
> Who was that?
> He didn't say
Anonymous No.211709210
>I got a bad feeling about this.
Anonymous No.211710955
>At least you can talk!