Thread 61306581

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>Mental Health
https://findahelpline.com/

>Jobs when it inevitably collapses
https://jobs.mcdonalds.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61305423

TechGODS won

>>61306581 (OP)
The bear rally is back

it is in TMF which we must now place our hope

>>61306843
>be -ACK

I LOVE TRUMP, I'M COMING TO THE USA

>Market higher
>But my option is the same value as when it was lower

>>61306610
i'm also looking forward to the thanksgiving ham sales for 99c/lb

>>61306581 (OP)
META getting really over sold, wnt a 5-15% pop? look prime pretty soon. not quite there yet for me though

>>61306856
I think you mean b-ACK

Look at all these lines i have on the chart bitfuck
every bloodpiss candle i am buying calls
i am selling everything and buying calls bitfuck
you will pay.

can anyone explain to me how SIRI isn't a penny stock? I'm genuinely asking.

>>61306885
Is bro crashing out?

>>61306887
>SIRI
this might be one of the worst bags I've ever seen

>>61306890
bitNIGGER owes me money.

>premarket pumps sp and daq, dumps down
>immediate reversal on open
what?

>>61306898
what dark Talmudic magic is keeping it above 20?

Explain this

>>61306898
>10% of the country listens to radio
Unbelievable

>>61306843
>Why is HGRAF still green?
What do you mean? Last month I was up 100%, this month I’m up 200%, rofl~

>>61306887
3% of the population doesn't call them every year to negotiate the $5/month deal. that's enough to sustain their business

>>61306898
I got a lifetime sub from a unit I bought secondhand. Still sucks.

>AMD
This is just wash trading right? no way its worth that much

>FHFA's Pulte: ‘Actively’ Evaluating Portable Mortgages

Baggies?

>>61306913
The London metal makets are having a pissing match with Asia

what the fuck meta platforms?
this jeff bezos nigga is some bullshit

>>61306919
We all should have bought HGRAF when it was a literal penny stock

>>61306859
Its called theta

Wtf we're going the wrong way

this isn't the big selloff yet

easiest bobo trap in history of all bobo traps

if you get bobo'd in to this ur actually retarded

I am not making or losing any money.

>>61307020
What are you holdaaan

>>61306887
Pretty sure it's just the AI circular money bubble but done on a smaller scale between car rental companies, 2015 Chevy Malibu owners, and boomers that forgot they still had a subscription.
>Car rental companies get paid by Sirius to keep the radio in their car model SKU's they buy, increasing "subscriber count" and "listening hours"
>Second hand used cars sold from said rental companies still are listed as active users increasing "subscriber count" and "listening time"
>Boomers piss and shit themselves when they don't have radio or a station dedicated to the eagles. They don't use it, but are given free months of service whenever they try to cancel to increase "subscriber count" and "listening hours"
>Satellite radio has no proper attribution layer so all the "listening hours" are fudged and the "subscriber count" has been inflated by the above
>Advertisers then dump money in because the numbers seem good and their a fake department designed to light money on fire
Sirius can basically limp on indefinitely until advertisers stop dumping money into it.

News status?

>>61306970
True. I have a buddy nicknamed Graphene online so I should have known

is this the bottom?

>>61307012
This shit is going to impload again soon. The govt opening did nothing to actually ease the ai fear. Question is how long do we have?

>ibm nighthawk quantum processor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gmCKNTJ80I

>>61307038
none

>>61307029
tech and AI slop in various ETFs cause I can't be bothered to choose individuals and I don't want to get gapped by news

baggie no me kara... namida ga koboreta...

why the dogshit is amd pumping

ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER ITS OVER

Pre market and after hours activity is always a nothing burger on the indexes unless its a big move like 1% then it probably won't immediately reverse at open

cut my pltr calls for 15k loss, bought new amd calls and held my nvda calls
fuck my life

>>61307099
top signal

I HATE CRYPTO SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH
IT RUINED ME FINANICALLY
FIRST SHIT COINS
NOW CRYPTO STOCKS
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
CRYPTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'm a full time NVDA/PLTR shareholder and I am having a hard time, it's not okay. I am once again requesting a government bail out

>BREAKING: US Treasury Secretary Bessent announces that $2,000 tariff stimulus checks will most likely be going to all Americans who make less than $100,000/year
Lawd have mercy, thank you Donald J. Blumpf

>>61307133
Ive been swinging the same apple 275 November 21st call for like 2 months. Its gone down to $2 then back up to $4.5 like four times

>>61307132
it'll be OK anon just take a breather and reset
imagine you just went back in time, to a time where you had less money
it's not so bad

>>61307132
why is this allowed?
this is fraud?
I WANT MY MONEY BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

amd please dont rug me please god please fuck

get ready for crying wojacks

>>61307099

The announced ambitious revenue targets. Not actual revenue. Just targets

Dow jones is mooning while everything else is struggling. The boomers are winning

Sup my smiggers time to load up on gamb grrr and Goodyear

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BIT FUCKING NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU I WILL KEEP BUYING CALLS FAGGOT
EVERYTHING
ALL IN CALLS
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top signal?

Trump exposed via Epstein mails. It is ogre.

>>61307178
>news from yesterday
yes that is why we had a small rotation out of tech yesterday

I HATE NIGGERS I HATE KIKES JEWISH FUCKING KIKES FUCKYTOUFUCK YOU
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING RED YOU NIGGER EVERY FUCKING PENNY TOOK MINIUTES BUT YOU DUMP WHOLE DOLLARS IN SECONDS FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING
nigger

>>61307178
They said they were selling NVDA to invest in OpenAI, which will just turn around and blow that money on NVDA chips, so... who knows

>>61307158
Lol. Lmfao! Expected 3-5 year revenue =10% pump now? Fucking run this market is out of control.

>>61307171
i fucking hate youuuuuuuuuuuu

>>61307200
Lol. Lmao even.

Repent, meme coin maximalist.

GAMB is the light and the answer, salvation and deliverer. Search your heart, you know it to be true my smigger.

i beg you amd please end the day at 265 please please please pelase

i don't know what to do. calls or puts on spx. clairvoyant anon help pls!

News covering Burry's "pain" is basically supporting his thesis. And he just told everyone that he is still short and intends to stay that way.
They're scared. That's why they're running stories on his latest "pain" post.
Plus SoftBank just exited, as did Jeffries. Them exiting confirms that all of those analyst's price targets higher than 200 USD are bullshit.
SHORT THESE BITCHES, THEY'VE HAD IT COMING A LONG TIME AND THEY HAVE A LOOOOOONG WAY DOWN.

>>61307177
You mean skibidi dop dop dop dop yes yes yes skibidi dip skibidi dop skibidi dopiridopiridopiry skibidi
t. Faithful skibidi fan

>>61307153
woke up to take a piss it was at 234. actually woke up it was at 263 kek. literally crypto tier so I sold.

>>61307204
Their NVDA stake was less than $6 billion. Even if OpenAI spends that immediately on new chip orders with NVDA, that is nowhere near enough to let NVDA meet the earnings expected of them next week, especially since NVDA has to keep spending money buying their own stock back at these high prices.
NVDA is fucked next week. Near term price target is 170-180, and price target for January is 110-120.
Seaport will see their $100 price target become a reality in spring.

>>61307229
please for the love of god stay away from options nothing good will come to you

Yeeeeeehaw

>>61307231
Hes not even short he bought puts when palantir was at like $170. Hes probably down 50% at this point

>>61307231
Just going to remind you that after the "big short" burry thought "water" was going to be the "new gold". He's a broken clock.

>>61307208

And they probably lost about 5% of revenue this week with China AI datacentre chips ban

Peice of shit of the day award goes to meta

Silver > Tech

>>61307260
what monkey language is that?

>>61307229
If you have cash then just wheel options for small gains that compound over time.
If you want to do options for making HUGE MONEY NOW then stay away.

>>61307258
>Hes not even short he bought puts when palantir was at like $170
He's required to disclose puts he buys. He is NOT required to disclose any stocks he shorted directly. Nobody knows what his current actual short position is.
>>61307260
>He's a broken clock.
He shared his homework this time. And people are reading it. He's right about about the depreciation, he's right about the circular spending being unsustainable, the only question is: did he get the timing right this time?
You should know: he shorted nvda QUIETLY last year. THIS time he's telling everyone.
And this time he waited until after an entire month of US government shutdown.
Yeah, he's right this time.

>>61307031
They also have pack-in deals on new vehicles. My corolla came with a Sirius trial. Some channel presets were in the infotainment like buying a new pc or cell phone with the usual factory bloat installed.

WE BUY THOSE DIPS

Hello finance mans, I come here ask one thing. Google still buy or I am already too late? Please pick up

I’m just blood red every day.
My portfolio is very ai/tech heavy.

>>61307224
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INDIAN SHITNIGGER I WILL FUCKING BEAT YOUR FAGGOT FACE IN DO NOT REPLLY TO MY FUCKIJNNG POSTS

>>61307254
what's crazy is lots of these companies keep their cards for 5-9 years sometimes longer. so nvidia will have to find new data server clients or old ones expand.

>>61307286
i can't do wheel options
>t. europoor

>>61307307

Change it. Read the fucking news not what your bag dreams of

STOP DUMPING NIGGERS

>>61307152
Whew glad I got it Michael strategy’s wild ride when I was up 4%

>>61307322
It's like lunch time or something

>>61307315
Right when I sell I would have “sold the bottom”

>>61307309
YOU CAN'T BUY THOSE DIPS

>>61307303
>WE BUY THOSE DIPS
...and ideally you should sell before the last trade price goes under the price you bought the dip for.
The next guy you're going to sell your "bought dip" to? He might not be able to afford it...no matter how much he wishes he could...
You buy the dips, but can the next guy afford the chips?

>>61307331
Your funeral

>>61307315
what news? hot takes about an "AI bubble"?
the fact you see mainstream news are joyously running their mouths about it is evidence that it's nowhere near popping
never buy the news.

>>61307348
In this case you should buy the news shouldn't you?

>>61307348

Bleed

>>61307137
>$2,000 tariff stimulus checks will most likely be going to all Americans who make less than $100,000/year
Does that include those who don't work, and make no money at all? Also, will ID be required? Asking for a friend.

>>61307313
>companies keep their cards for 5-9 years sometimes longer. so nvidia will have to find new data server clients or old ones expand.
yah people have entirely ignored the fact that the semiconductor industry is CYCLICAL.
...and Burry pointed that out with his post on depreciation.
Glorious fundamental analysis finally hits the MSM.
Kudos!

>>61307305
Don’t buy anything until after Christmas anon, too high risk unless you don’t care about losing money every day

>>61307314
Feels bad man

What are some good cheapies?

>>61307370
Be patient bobo-sama

>>61307307
Me too but i took the loss. I would have been down another 10% today if i hadnt. We aren't going to be able to guess the bottom on this one. I need to see a solid week or 2 weeks of steady growth again before I'm willing to re-enter.

Does the 50 year mortgage cater more towards boomer or millennials/zoomers?

>>61307137
once again, I make too much for stimmies...
WHY couldn't they send out checks during the 1 year I was unemployed?

>>61307390
Boomers who want to sell their house

>>61307354
the news says to sell AI and tech, gives no direction on what to rotate into (default is assumed to be consumer defensive and healthcare)
>>61307357
sure thing bud maybe today is the beginning of the "big one" haha

Is anyone here bullish on MARA? I'm considering a position

>>61307204
>they were selling NVDA to invest in OpenAI
In fact they are the lead investor in project Stargate and were coerced by Trump to finance it. However, maybe they can wiggle out if it doesn't look profitable... and just keep the cash?
>On August 7, 2025, Bloomberg reported that the project had not started and no funds were raised to meet the project's initial $500 billion budget. Market uncertainty, American trade policy, and AI hardware valuations caused the delay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stargate_LLC

>>61307399

I’m up 6%. You’re the one who sounds nervous

>>61307288
He just seems desperate and is trying to manipulate the market to sell so he doesn't get cooked. He did the same thing a few years ago when he told everyone to sell and then the market went up 30%. And his hedge fund is down 18% in the last 3 years

>>61307394
Have you considered theft

>>61307137
>will most likely
kek good ass covering there
Anyway 100k isn't much these days anyway

>>61307390
Boomers mostly and slightly millennials. It gives an advantage to whoever has a down payment which is not gen z. The houses will all be snatched up and gen z will be even more priced out. It should help with rent though. (More market competition). This idea sets up a really bad long term possibility on loan defaults too.

slurrpppped a little oil
i like crabby days like this

>>61307285
>word with 7 consonants in a row
Looks like Polish

3.5 hrs til everything simultaneously starts crabbing up again or flush?

>silver at 53 united states dollars
I expected that to happen at christmas and not now

>>61307413
I'm happy for you. no need to be hostile
are you ok?

MSFT wtf man

>>61307439
Bad shortages. Exports slowing. Crisis soon on paper silver

>>61307449
Did the ceo say the n word

>amd up 10%
I actually hate this general. You guys are so unintelligent and fud everything while shilling only your bags, you might as well be anti-money entirely.

I bought some tech
But within only a sec
My port was a wreck
The Big Short exec
Gave bulls a reality check

>>61307461
Dr burry
Closet furry
Wrote a tweet
Weak hands scurry

There is great
Demand for chips
Sell the top
Buy the dips

>>61307451
>Bad shortages.
On silver supply?

>>61307460
Sorry we can't predict the future retard

I work in a company most of you know. Thanks to Claude Code AI, we have stopped hiring juniors entirely and have significantly reduced mid-level headcount, and with the current rate of progression I strongly suspect they will soon go the way of the juniors as well. I have teams of AI agents comprised of different roles assigned to different models working on features in parallel. What used to take a month of work by a whole team now takes a senior week with Claude Code. That's literally 20x productivity at a fraction of the cost. We're not in a bubble. We're just hearing the cries of the incompetent being left behind by the new technological revolution. Every revolution has its sacrificial generation and they are it. The truth is that thanks to the exponential progress of technology we haven't even started yet. I wouldn't be surprised if the T in STEM simply does not exist anymore in 2 years max.

>>61307461
Cute anon

>>61307460
>spoonfeed me
no thanks :)

>>61307491
>he cant predict the future

>>61306581 (OP)
god bless the good year nigger shills

>>61307362
got it, but not even some boring index fund?

i touched options and in 2 days i lost 40% whole port
why is life so cruel

>>61307511
Shill. Singular

>>61307514
when you start doing options the best investment is doing the opposite of what you think

>>61307491
I told everyone here to buy AMD for years and bear retards kept crying about le PE

>>61307460
>>61307460
>AMD now trading at 50x forward earnings compared to Nvidias 33x based on projected inference use cases with their shitty repurposed cards
This unironically makes me want to start trimming my AMD position.

>low sentiment, low p/e ratios, really high upside.

Why aren’t you in?

ENGAGING THE MONEY PRINTER
LET'S GO

>>61307479
I pity the bull
Who could not resist the pull
For his bags are surely full

>>61307496
You're being biased by the perceived success around you. It's not a bubble because ai doesnt work. It's a bubble because it's overbought and it's hitting walls they need a few more years to surpass. The internet was the same way. It was amazing. Everyone knew it would take over and were throwing money at it. But the market excitement out paced the time it needed for actual implementation. (Oversimplification i know)

>>61307527
because i dont get off on underperforming

>>61307480

There’s a global shortage. And trade war is starting to see China Russia and soon US start hoarding. LBMA collapsed last month. I’ll post a channel that covers it well

>>61307536
That’s where you err
I’m neither bull nor bear
I only lose money
Won’t fake it

I come here to share
In anons despair
For the truth is
We’re not gonna make it

Nigger portfolio went to bear jail

>>61307480

This channel is good for what’s coming in PMs and miners.

https://youtu.be/sfe85xC1Yok?si=AG71iHYgfoZq2Ff9

>amd this
>meta that
meanwhile the biggest nigger pump in silver history and you guys aren't jacked in

>>61307524
Its been a horribly performing stock it did nothing but go down for all of last year. You just pulled the slot machine and got lucky

>>61307496
copypasta. who are you working for?

>>61306581 (OP)
normalfag here. someone told me that as a normalfag, the only stocks anyone should touch are sp500 and nasdaq for long term returns and never touch anything else. is this correct?

>>61307538

Useful information nonetheless

>>61307582
Depends, are you a degenerate gambler

>>61307496
ok-ish pasta, a bit overdone.

>>61307563
The first rule of Warren
Is to never lose money
But anons flock to tech foreign
Like flies to honey

BOOOM
bullish of SPY

Well..
I lost just about everything with MSTR

>>61307573
>silver up 4% today
>up 62% for the 6 month
holy moly

my 'folio is up 10% and i want to kms because i know i can never stop waging

>>61307591
well, placing bets on stocks worth thousands of dollars doesn't seem like a good idea even to me, so I would have to say not entirely

>>61307566
>video title
We killed Gadaffi over that. We can kill Putin.

Will SOXL ever reach 55?

Silver,

>>61307622

Everything? How

>>61307649
Leverage and hyperbole in some combination presumably

>>61307637

Stay poor

>>61307667
Stay irrelevant, bricscuck.

>>61307582
>normalfag here. someone told me that as a normalfag, the only stocks anyone should touch are sp500 and nasdaq for long term returns and never touch anything else. is this correct?
One of those technically true, but rarely actually practiced properly by those trying it for the most part. Normies will spend a few months putting money into an index, get a single day or week of -10% returns, sell everything at a loss, never go back in, and then cry a year later that assets are too high to get back in when they recover. Seen this happen to a lot of redditors and even that one guy here who kept posting his yearly returns around the negative 30% mark because they get shaken out easily by the market.
If you actually do follow it though and just buy every dip, never sell, and let the ETF rebalance for you it's practically impossible to actually lose money since you're never actually selling and just stacking.
I think the bigger problem that people have with it is that you really do need a good base level of cash and little debt if you don't want to be a scared little bitch when the markets correct.

FUCKING NIGVIDEO STOP DUMPING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>MDAI

This POS needs FDA approval fucking NOW!

>>61307692
keep dumping nigvidia, save my 190 11/14 short calls

>>61307688
Oh yeah, debt makes sense. Lol imagine having debt

>>61307623
Impending fear signal. Look at when gold and silver started climbing up again. People do not trust this current bull run.

The AI industry is the stock market at this point. No company should have as much weight in the index as NVDA.

>>61307573
I'm jacked up and good to go

>>61307688
That's what I was told.. to set aside about 10k you don't mind never touching for years, and never selling and just holding for several years at the least.

>>61307713
I dont have a single tech stock under my name

>>61307688
The thing is the index is not sexy at all. Zoomers and millenials want to FIRE before 40. That requires taking significantly higher risk.
>t. lost money trying to ride the BYND wave and crashed into the rocks

>>61307692
N Video down, AMD up 10%

What did they mean by this?

Silver futures keep pumping bigly

This investing shit is starting to get a little too philosophical.

>>61307809
Zammnnnnn

>>61307119
>>61307692

Holding 50% cash right now. Waiting for the major fall followed by the major lift.

>>61307758
I averaged down all the way from $3 to $1.35 losing my pants and my shirt along the way and made it out only a few hundred down, if I’d been brave enough to hold overnight I would have actually made a little on it but yeah shit that was not a fun experience, at least I didn’t end up like a Gme or link community member though fuck

>>61307758
You probably also learned absolutely nothing. Retarded swing traders never learn that maybe they should actually just invest in good companies or indexes long term and only think
>"Damn, NEXT time the new bug burger company starts to go out of business I'll TOTALLY be able to time the pico top when the hedge funds that actually make money unwind their put positions they made bank on"

As a full time NVDA/PLTR shareholder, I'm having a pretty bad day. I have not yet received my government mandated +1% today. I quit my job to become a full time shareholder, so I can only hold on and pray and hope that I will be able to pay my rent this month when PLTR goes up over my buy in price

>>61307696
This one killed me to sell. I know I'm going to miss it exploding but it was sucking the life from me.

>>61307898
Its only a small position and I traded it successfully a few times but I am condemned to holding the bag until the FDA decision. 35% down and counting.

The fundamentals do not look good lmao, but FDA approval would be everything they need to pump.

the all time highs seem done for quite a while

>>61306887
Proud SXM subscriber here for the last 15 years or so, almost exclusively for the live sports and sports talk radio aspects. It's also nice for the car when we're in the middle of no signal zones, when I don't want to deal with Android Auto, etc.

SXM is some kind of ponzi scheme, I'm almost certain of it. I don't know how they're still in business. Howard Stern has been a massive negative for them over the last few years (decade even), they can't help but fuck with host lineups on Mad Dog Sports (probably their second biggest channel) and their solution is shit like "uh give a big contract to Call Her Daddy podcast!" You can message their AI chat bot on their website and negotiate your rate to like $5/month. It makes no sense at all. That said they do have a decent app, obviously a shit ton of music channels, etc. I'd hate to see it all collapse one day and have hope that once Howie is forced out they can refocus that money elsewhere. Not buying Barstool, Rogan at his very earliest, etc. are huge mistakes and I just don't know if they have it in them to make smart decisions, they're the definition of Buy High Sell Low

>>61307923
You ever notice the futures act weird on this one?

i think i might kill myself if i dont get an ah pump for nvda

>>61307604
Very bullish the SPY!

kek good year is the only thing that's green in my portfoloi

>>61307851
boomer talk, noone knows which companies are "good" anymore because all the valuations are pulled straight out of asshole.
By that logic all companies most companies should dump hard but its not going to happen either because there is still demand so we are stuck in the clown vibes based markets.
Exactly what is happening with AI - the technology is getting widely implemented and is in the early-mid stages of deployment but its still going to dump because there was no muh bubble for some time so we decided its now. (of course it only applies to mid-large caps because mega caps have cultist like fan groups so its going to pump forever like tsla and pltr

>>61307286
I know this sounds lazy but is their a wheel-based ETF that just does this shit for me?

>>61307942
How'd you mean? Weird after hour spikes/dumps?

Happens to most micro caps where there's low liquidity, I've been fooled many times by notifications of 20% gains at 1am only for them to vanish an hour later.

>>61307966
>wheel-based ETF

>>61307966
>>61307972
$WEEL

>>61307851
No reputable swing trader was buying beyond meat

>>61307972
You wheel
You deal

>>61307963
>"I'm too stupid to understand or research something therefore noone knows anything"
lel, good luck with your life and investments; this market excels at mugging midwits like you.

>>61308000
>No reputable swing trader was buying beyond meat
That's because theres no such thing as a "reputable swing trader". Just lucky retards and unlucky retards.

>>61308038
i consider myself a unlucky retard

>>61308017

He probably owns Chumplink too. Thinks tweet beat actual revenue and actual profits.

He and his ilk will be all flushed away soon enough

>>61308017
99% of people who do this underperform the S&P

>>61308017
yup, the mumbai driven market is some kind of an intelligent entity scamming le impatient and stupid people.
another cultist believing the omniknowing market haha
its just an instrument for bankers to get richer and for the US to finance the debt faster and prop up the demand for $ to print even more money (which isnt necessarily a bad thing but its just the way it is)
Exactly why trump has been shilling crypto hard. He doesnt give a shit about your little tokens you play with on your teeny weeny blockchains. He just sees opportunity to drive more demand for $ backed by stablecoins

>>61307956
>no dividends
I'm not buying your tire bags

I'm saved!

>>61308038
>buy when line looks done being down
>sell when line looks done being up
really isnt rocket science

>>61307970
No it kinda looks like someone is doing this:

(Fake #s and times)
close price=$1
4:30 buy 100 shares $1
5:30 buy 95 shares $1.01
7:30 buy 80 shares $1.02
10:30 buy 60 shares $1.03


open price 1.04
9:30 Sell 115 $1.04
10:30 sell 90 $1.03
11:30 sell 70 $1.02
12:30 sell 60 $1.01

Idk i didnt do the math but there's a lot of days where it almost looks like a algo trading.

>>61308130
honestly im as surprised as you are, i bought it as a meme seeing it shilled

YOU CANT PIN NVDA DOWN WHOLE DAY LET IT RIP AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>61308137
Ok which way is line going to go?

>>61308080
another midwit take

>>61308161
Up innit

>>61307956
I don't even understand why you're shilling here, it's not like /smg/ could pump your bags even if ghe whole thread wanted to. There's unironically probably only like $10M assets under management ITT. It's not enough to move any needle.

>>61308161
down

>>61308180
Id be surprised if there was more than 1 million.

wtf

>>61308197
What is wrong now?

>>61307966
Isn't that just covered call ETFs? I've heard that some have been performing just fine despite the daily shits the market has been taking

just dumped $1.5m into goodyear

im gonna call the stock market and ask whats the hold up

>>61308224
Bait. Post proof

>this market is over-valued!!!1111

Amazon has a P/E of under 35, literary cheapest it has EVER BEEN, shit the average trailing P/E for Amazon is like 70. Yet it dumps with the rest of the Mag7.

>>61307496
This is pasta, isn't it? However.
I work for IBM and as much as I emotionally dislike AI slop, my job very much depends on the AI meme bubble never popping. Probably the same can be said for many tech workers. The funny thing is that while we're all scared of AI taking our job, it's also curtains if the whole industry craters and the people who support it get laid off en masse. See, I need AI to be dumber than me but still profitable. That applies to a lot of workers for tech companies. And if I get fired, I'm literally going to switch careers to something else. Fuck the job market for tech. Maybe I'll get into the medical industry because that's the last job market in America.

nvda please break out for real this time

>>61308204
all kinds of stuff all the time

>>61308241
I'm scared of tech because people are making money off of it :(

>>61308266
NVDA just announced a new investment it's making...
...in northern Mexico.
Yup. They're fucked. You think Trump's gonna stay quiet on that one?

>>61308190
Wrong so far

>>61307419
>100k isnt much
Nigga u high as shit. 100k is like 3k a biweekly paycheck. That is a lot of money. If I saw that I would not be living paycheck to paycheck even if my hours got cut,which does happen

On a side tangent I really do wish they would fucking raise full time minimum wage to something like 50k. Especially as we live in times where CEOs pay themselves like 10s of millions YEARLY. Im in the 38k range myself and its borderline impossible to do anything nice on a regular basis.

>>61308277
the fuck timmy gon do?

>>61308243
>works for ibm
gm sir. do you know anything about the new quantum chip, or anything else going on there? i am a shareholder, which makes me your boss, so you have to tell me.

When do we slurp IREN

>>61308299
Trump is the nigga. Everybody knows that.
That would make nvda timmy...
so yeah. I'm looking forward to what choice words orange man's gonna have

>>61308284
100k a year you baka

meaning most of us wont get shit

CMG

have we found the bottom?

>>61308284
>dood what if we, like, give everyone 50k a year bro!

slop bros...

-70% this year.
-75% from ATH.

>>61308352
It's over

LPTX is so interesting but so risky here. It’s like the Winklevoss twins want to make MSTR but for Zcash. Also it has a potential cancer drug so hmm. Honestly, I prob should put in 1000 shares but it might be so stupid.

>>61308373
Who asked lil bro

>>61308352
>can't even afford slop anymore
grim

>>61308352
Fake news. the goyslop will flow.

>>61308352
sweetgreen has gone from $40 to $5 in a year

>>61308352
Yeah man, I wonder why younger people are so depressed, they have a nasty word for everything don’t they. Slop. This food would be a gourmet meal in the third world but here it’s not good enough for you, it’s just like something that you feed to a dog. You don’t even need to pay a tip for it. I am happy you guys can’t afford better. Eat your little lunch of a pb&j you guys can’t even make that right. You people are insufferable.

>>61308423
>eat your humble pie goyslop bro
No

>>61308423
Its overpriced and unhealthy food. A third worlder wouldnt pay a months worth of wages for Chipotle either

>>61307814
Even higher now!

That dang thing kept bugging me all morning. BIPP-BOPP-BIPP-BOPP. What in the Sam Hill? My grandson gave me this fancy-pants new-fangled eye pad thing and I swear it does more botherin' than good.
I finally squint at the screen, and it's one of them not-iffy-kay-shuns. Says my Cola stocks up a whole PERCENT. Just for today! A whole percent! Now that's just crazy. The company didn't suddenly sell a billion more Cokes between breakfast and lunch. This market is crazier than a road lizard in a hailstorm.
These kids with their Robin Hoods, tapping buttons on their phones... they're gonna get burned. Don't get piggy at the trough, Son, that's what my old broker Hank used to say. Back in my day, you'd call the man up. Have a real conversayshun. You'd think about things. Nowadays it's just whizz-bang, buy-sell-buy-sell faster than a jackrabbit. It's plumb loco.
And it made me think of what my Pa told me 'bout the great depresshun. He said when things don't make no sense, you get out. Well, these days don't make no sense.
So that's what I did. Sold it all. Every last share of everything. Yessir. Got it all safe and sound now in good ol' U.S. Savings Bonds. Good enough for the world wars, good enough for me. At least I know where my money is at night, and it ain't disappearing cause some computer decided to go tringle-trondlin.

where be dey trump check?

>>61308423
Even in my hillbilly flyover country inbred retard town Chipotle is still 17 dollas a bowl for some beans, rice, and the worst chicken I ever had. As far as I can tell, it's just for mid level managers that don't want to just go to McDonald's and get two double cheeseburgers for 6 bucks because it'd be "beneath them".

>>61308346
Yeah. You're the bottom. Prepare to be topped!

>>61308478
>two double cheeseburgers for 6 bucks
how's the weather in 2023?

>>61308381
LPTX doesn't make any sense. They're a biotech company who is now also some kind of privacy-oriented crypto... Accumulator? While still making cancer drugs?

>>61308449
>chicken, rice, beans and vegetables are unhealthy

I'm all in on lululemon athletica

>>61308161

Insiders/Institutional gradually exits. Retail buys the bag. On margin usually. No way SoftBank sold to go into OpenAI. Wonder where that cash might have gone? Hmmm

im going to buy so many calls with my stimmy

NKE

Boughted ODD

>>61308490
>how's the weather in 2023?
I just checked the McApp:
>McValue Menu --> Buy One Get One for 1 dollar -> Double Cheeseburger $3.39 -> 2nd double cheeseburger $1.00 -> $4.39 -> Plus taxes $0.34 -> $4.73 total.
Not even 6 dollars, I can even add a drink.

>another nvda fakeout
its all so tiresome

>>61308191
I see a millionaire post once, but you could be right.
>>61308490
McD's

Silver cup and handle reading to launch
>>61308352
I saw a normie tik Tok talking about "Goyslop" and I don't think he even went over the goy part

I hope everyone is loading up on OKO puts right now. It's a fucking shit show everyone is cashing out and leaving that dumpster fire. Don Jr made 100 million. Dont hold the bags.

is the age of OIL officially over?

>>61308173
Why would IBM buy that shit show?

>>61308496
up another 50% since this post

>>61308327
Now youre just confusing me. Id think a lot of us dont make more than 100k a year.

>>61308347
Unironically yes. From my ignorant ass grunt view a LARGE chunk of wealth in america is being sat on by a relatively small amount of people that really dont have any plans for it and if they do its to overpay for frivolous shit like spending a year living out of a 3000/night hotel. Which they are only able to do because so much time has been spent taking advantage of Americas image so theyve successfully negotiated lower pay for the location with immigrants and pump their own bags.

Theres more to say but im too lazy to be more descriptive

>>61308555
lets hope oil tanks to the fucking ground

Guys, I think this is the top. Not that it going to dump, but it's not going higher than ~6900.
We will be for months in lateral, like the german DAX.
>why
Because everything is priced in.

i am financially ruined
everything i hold makes a new low every day
i cant believe this dogshit anymore
who is even making money in this tranny market

>>61308472
I am just 5 years away from thinking and acting this way

>>61308578
I'm up 4% for the month....

>>61307254
How does softbank selling NVDA stock decrese Nvidia revenue?

>>61308578
What do you hold

>>61308578
how do you lose money in this market? inverse or shorts?

>>61308578
dont worry bro

>>61308567
Don't get me wrong- I bought some too.
I bought specifically because it doesn't make any sense and I'm up pretty good on it so far. I'm more irritated at it than I should be while being in the green.
I think clown market is just starting to get under my skin

>>61308276
They actually aren't, big AI has not even a single profitable consumer product or service. The only money being made is people higher up the food chain selling the hardware and services which power the money-losing consumer products and services.

What a day. I’m making a fortune.

The fuck are you doing, Denmark?

>>61308578
BE A MAN HODL TO 0. LOL BRAINWASHED IDIOTS HODL IS RETARDED.

>>61308578
just buy the indexes and stop trying to pick individual companies

Can SOXL ever reach 45.30 yes or no be honest because I need to know if I should just cut my loses now

>>61308578
reads like Limp Bizkit's lines

i can't believe this shit anymooooooore
everything i hold makes a new low every daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

>>61308602
>>61308567
Ohhh so those were what the trading halts I saw were for...

>>61308585

It decreases confidence in the share price. But not revenue. That’s what the Chinese are doing Kek.

>>61308608
>more mature markets are less volatile
who wouldve thought

>>61308608
>Make it a national pride thing for people to invest in Novo Nordisk
>Price crashes
kwab

>>61308578
The spy and dow jones are up so almost everyone is making money in this market

>>61308578
Stop blaming trannies for your incompetence

Sold my SOXL today. Kinda hoped it would keep rising and then I'd pivot into a short, but alas

>>61308598
>>61308578
Too heavily concentrated. I made this mistake recently.

>>Ecclesiastes 11:2 divide your portion to seven, or even to eight, for you do not know what misfortune may occur on the earth.

>>61308582
>lol i hold etf/ shitvidia
cool
>>61308589
>>61308598
i get raped by mstr (-55%), block (-34%), smci (-31%), plug (37%), circle -32%

>>61308423
you're a third worlder shilling biotech pennystocks. pipe down

>>61308638

>>61308638

>>61308638

>>61308669
You bought a bunch of tranny meme stocks

>>61308669
assuming that's true... jesus what a dumpster fire...
another smartass that saw googl, nvda, amzn, amd, etc and thought "yeah I know better"
>the cannabis stock
of course
>crypto adjacent crap
too dumb to hold real crypto?
>hydrograph adn buttplug
hahaha

>>61308578
Just crab. Swing trade. We're going lateral for weeks, months or years.

>>61308303
Sorry boss, I'm in AI so I don't know dick ass about quantum. I get to see the quantum computer through a window at the office. It's cool.

>>61308669
I don't hold an ETF or Nvidia....

Graphefes... what the fuck was that!?