Thread 151314184

make it five edition

>Current and upcoming races
09.10 - 12.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa 1.1
12.10 Trofeo Tessile & Moda Donne - Comune di Valdengo 1.1 WE
12.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro
14.10 - 19.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT1
14.10 - 16.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT
14.10 - 19.10 Tour of Holland 2.1
15.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro
15.10 Veneto Women 1.1 WE
19.10 Tour of Guangxi Women's WorldTour 1.WWT
19.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro
19.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1
19.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE

>CX races
18.10 Exact Cross Essen C2
19.10 Superprestige Ruddervoorde C1
25.10 Exact Cross Heerderstrand C2
26.10 Superprestige Overijse - Vlaamse Druivencross C1
01.11 X2O Trofee Oudenaarde - Koppenbergcross C1
02.11 X2O Trofee Lokeren - Rapencross C2

>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:
https://pastebin.com/bA0Cb5BK

>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:
https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/

>Races info:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/
https://firstcycling.com/

>CX races info
https://cyclocross24.com/
https://cx.procyclingstats.com/

>Free streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/

>Velodrama league code:
51196855

Previous thread:
>>151278418

>>151314576
Same vibes.

>>151314448
why doesnt he protect his guy from the cops wtf?

>>151314773
why did you post this webm playing in backwards?

Giro starts in Bulgaria

>>151314931
It does work better this way

>>151315134
>>151315206
fucking beat me to it. Should have cut out the cars reversing in the back though

>>151315134
>>151315206
o7 a hero's burial

>>151315299
a fucking penalty box lol

>>151315328
braap

>>151314184 (OP)
>del toro -TRO
it's over

Why do you come to a general and post an unrelated sport?

Shout out for Vine today.
Absolutely monstrous pull on the lastclimb.

>>151315868
The sheikhs have promised him 72 virgins for his service

>>151315868
>>151315931
this nigga is looking zesty

Rusbert my request was simple

Guess who's earning 20 hours of overtime pay this weekend

triathlon berts if you need me, I'll be in the special needs tent

>>151316243
you have to threaten him

>>151316265
You I'm guessing.

i told rusbert i'd shove a magnum icecream up his ass (in minecraft) if we didnt get a jørgen leth thread, you gotta play hardball with the slavs they only understand violence, he did comply and i respect it immensely

>>151316243
its futile. I've told him to put triathlon into the race schedule for years, and he's never done it ONCE. Fucking unbelievable

>>151316653
Fuck off with your tri shit already.

>>151316692
i wonder if the german coomer and triguy is the same dude

>>151316788
In my head theres one poster per flag. Which makes (you)ing danes uncomfortable.

Danes really are the the worst posters.
And I even excluded Schizo Brit on vpn.

>>151316886
>thickest skinned slovak

we gotta be at least tied with the belgians

time for some competitive legged terrestrial locomotion (the most supperior of disciplines)

>>151316968
I'm fairly certain the retard posting Belgian is a troll. Probably. Maybe.

>>151316968
Many berts suffer from acute DDS (Dane Detrangement Syndrom). They see some light banter from some danish flags and flip their shit. While they wont bat and eyelid over the atrocious posts concocted by Belgians, or straight off-topic spamming like what is going on now. It gets old but it is what it is.

>>151316344
Yeah, it's nice that the one weekend I had 0 plans they see fit to pay me to mostly just watch my emails

>>151317241
ill tell you what's off topic: Velodrama bullshit

>>151317281
Are you going to use the over time pay for some paypiggery?

>>151317316
I hate veloposting, but its definitely not off-topic.

I refuse to do any overtime ever. I leave the place at 5, I don't care if it's on fire.
Nothing is worth more than my free time and I will not have the regret (like every single fuck on their deadbed) of having worked too much

>>151317578
I'm not even allowed to to over-time. If I work 15mins late one day I have to go 15mins earlier another.

cool bike from this spectator. Does anyone know what it is? Looks like it could be a folding bike.

>>151317344
Does getting rid of denbts count as paypiggery

Runner lachee

I found some interesting chink shit where a guy built a mechanical system compatible with all types of cassettes and brakes
like you can run a 6 speed cassette or a 12speed one and whatever in the front, and you can run disk brakes (mechanical) with rim brakes levers
pretty cool
>>151316653
fuck off

>>151317578
If you really cared you'd neet max. I get around 1360 a month now. Tax rebate from last year even though I didn't work a single day lmao, another 1200 quid in the bank. Working costs a lot of money. Just move back in with your parents and lean on your spastic tendencies to get bennies. Since selling my car I basically have zero bills but if I exceed 4000 savings I'll get bennies cut. So unfortunately I'm on the consoooomer grind :(

Considering running/triathlon is being posted, this is genuinely very heart warming and kino. I love germans so much.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ymt9bMna2rM

heat is turning the tables

It's over for bongs

Got to be utterly psychotic to do this to be honest

>>151320004
Watching triathlon? I thought we had established that you are a bit psychotic sometimes.

>>151318001
rip ;_;7

Abandon
Maybe they should do this "event" somewhere where it doesn't get 40 in the shades or something

>>151320182
Its a suffer fest from start to finish anon absolutely beautiful. No clounds today so sunshine is even a bigger factor than last few editions.

>>151320182
Went for a run in 6 degrees, was perfect I'd say. Every endurance event should be held at 10 degree c with overcast weather. Or bonus for night events.

>>151320049
I had a colleague who did it in I think 19hrs. Was sore literally for weeks which is insane. Hats off to him. I'd like to try it one day but I can't swim very well. I also don't care enough to try. Very impressive sport honestly.

>>151320440
Have a family member that does a lot of ultramarathons. Completely bonkers stuff. Definitely not for me.

Such a shame the course doesn't go up some ramps or through the forests visible in the background. Surely that can make an equally tough race as the highway course.

So Roger, what do you think now that Pogacar has 10 monuments?

>>151320589
>ultramarathons
In mountains/hills? Unless you've walked them you can't begin to comprehend how psychotic that is. Did a through hike in wales recently and did some big mountains, snowdon and a bunch of others basically the same height. Going up is like a FTP test, teeth to the grindstone. Then dudes were running the route, super skinny and lean but still. Coming down is something else. Your patella tendon is basically carrying all your momentum and weight. Needs to be made of kevlar or something to survive. Still a month later I'm recovering from it joint wise but I did have a pack. There was one descent that was the most scared I've been in many years and this dude, I think from newcastle (basically mixture of vikings, scots and irish) runs past me up and on the way down. Had a short chat. Fucking huge drops, literal climbing involved and he's just running it for fun. Somewhere I hope never to go again in my life and he's just doing it of an evening for fun.

Ultra marathon dudes are literally crazy. There are tiers of crazy, normies might think doing 15 hour a week cycling is nuts. But these dudes take the cake. Only crazier type of thing is free climber. Ultra's aren't necessarily in physical danger but to endure that difficulty they must be a little unhinged. Picrel, basically down that sheer rocky edge and a dude picked that for an evening run instead of his local park. Scared for my life and he does it as a jog.

Kat Matthews running 03:65/km for the marathon for the moment

>>151321283
Unreal performance, wonder what the men do. Humans really are fantastic. Not a single creature on earth has the endurance of the human I don't think. These athletes would unironically outrun a horse.

Aaaaaah

>>151321250
last one was in the sahara, algiers or turniasia. He's pretty crazy. Usually he did one or two normal marathons a week, but he stopped that as he felt he was wasting his legs on the "short" distances.

>>151321420
>These athletes would unironically outrun a horse.
Bet they would.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_versus_Horse_Marathon

>>151321710
That was only a 2hr - 2.5hr event to be fair, anything 10 miles further and the winners would probably be overwhelmingly human.

>>151321710
This race seems unfair because the horse has to carry a rider. The runner should also have to carry a jockey on their backs

>>151322008
Horseberg is absolutely nothing without a human though. And it's probably only 10% max of the body weight

>collapses
>"I want it to be over"
>"Its fine Taylor catch you breath"
>"I want it to be over"
>doesnt get medical attention for 10 minutes despite 100m past an aid station
What did they mean by this?

Visit Wales

truely over, until next year /tri/

Visit Wales (my gimimck that makes me a unique poster)

Mountains are absolutely bonkers, inspires such awe and mystery. You get the feeling "I wonder what is on top of that". Humans are so based. Sheep goats and horsebergs are just thinking "I wonder how tasty the grass is up there" but humans can imagine a spiritual experience. And it is. Cresting a mountain is very addictive.

Visit the UK and do the 3 peaks. Snowdon, Scaffell Pike and Ben Nevis. FUCK the alps.

>>151323750
I like climbing them on my bike.

I also like climbing the Adirondack 46ers but they're not serious objectives.

>>151324024
Why is your mountain paved? Is there a mcdonalds at the top?

>>151324334
actually whiteface is the only one of the ADK 46ers that has a road up it. Which is why I rode my bike up it.

I've done 11 of them in total. Lifelong project to get 46

>>151324451
46 ascents? That's cool and very achievable. I bet the descent is fun. Don't forget to return to your roots. Trip to your homeland, wherever it may be. Gloidville has unbelievable scenery, as do most euro nations. I'd love to visit america one day. Spoilt for choice in terms of terrain. Might do norway next year. I suspect my great great great great great great great great great nan was raped by a vikang which is why I look very scandinavian. So in some sense, that is also my homeland. And probably yours for that matter.

>>151323524
Where are the trees? Do they keep sheep at these elevations or is it above the tree line?

>>151325642
They do, the sheep have full access but generally stay lower on the mountain for whatever reason. Near the top it gets very windy and cold so I'd imagine that's why. The trees probably also get impacted by the weather. The grass is short at the top which is probably conditions. Down the valleys there are trees, but it's clearly a 'forest' or more like a park. I believe most forests were purged for timber hundreds of years ago which explains the lack of trees in all the mountainous regions. Supposedly the UK used to be effectively one enormous forest, but it was all cut down. Some still remain, but the trees aren't always huge. Some forests are quite small trees but they were cut down to make way for grazing. In reality the UK is one big open aired factory for sheep and cows unfortunately.

The third act of THE MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE (1962) is so fucking sick

>>151325946
Thats the part where he stops a throwing star with a hot pose right?

>>151325798
Well centuries of sheep farming means that soils degrade. Combined with rough wind and erosion, seedlings don't stand much of a chance and soils take decades to recover. Germany's forests were cut down too, but we didn't have the sheep to prevent regrowth, although none really ended up resembling natural woodlands like they used to be. Shame really.

>>151326576
Since they're all maintained for purely comercial purposes

>>151326576
Lack of trees adds to the baron landscape in some way. It removes the landscape you're used to and replaces it with a spooky desolate vibe. Loss of wilderness and wildlife is probably considerable though. In scotland they are preventing native species being reintroduced due to land owners wanting to retain full control over their land. Introduce the lynx to begin to manage the deer population and landownerberg will suddenly see restrictions and less deer to shoot. Many of the pheasants are bred in farms and released to be shot for example.

The class of humans who control wealth and land are reprehensible and should themselves, be hunted as game. You simply do not own that mountain, regardless if you have a document that suggests otherwise. You do not own the loch that spans 10 miles. You do not own those fish. Even the media makes hit pieces on rewilding projects. Quite frustrating but the landscape as it is, is truly magnificent.

https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/johan-jacobs

I remember when this guy was a prospect, I'm feeling real old now

>>151325946
Watching FORREST GUMP (1994)

Tom Hanks really did have one of the all time greatest runs as an actor in the mid-90s

>>151326920
Hot damn I love Dr Pepper. I will make it my lifes mission to spread the good doctors gospel in Europe and Asia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfDSgr8g6YQ

/sb/ hours

>>151326920
From A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN (1992) to CATCH ME IF YOU CAN (2002) is just about the best decade long movie star run in American history. Up there with your Redfords, Newmans, Cruises and DiCaprios

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBzoHdb1-Qw

How I long to start a new life in japan. No amount of ghibli binges will satiate me desire to live in the most sophisticated country on earth.

luv dr pebba, 'ate forestgåmp

I met Dr. Pepper, she was black

I'd go as far as saying if you never went through a japan phase, you aren't actually white (male).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv8JYdA22mA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3RDwQjUekU

Japanese are the few white adjacent races. Their expressions and behaviours are human. No blank stares, no mindless behaviours. Japanese are white, shame their eyes aren't blue or green.

has anyone made workouts for their garmin to use with their kickr? im asking for the final redpill on this

niks gelezen

>pogacar will beat Merckx's momument record
>pogacar will beat Merckx's GT win record
>pogacar will beat Armstrong's Tour record
>pogacar will beat Merckx's GT stage win record
>pogacar will beat Cavendish' Tour stage record
Wow aren't we just blessed to live in the era of the greatest cyclist to ever live!

>>151329725
oh and he will also win WC 4+ times so that's another record

Trofeo Tessile & Moda - Valdengo Oropa (1.1)
Valdengo - Oropa
170.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-baracchi/2025/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-tessile-moda-donne-comune-di-valdengo/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpVbuWYXvfs
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai
14:00 CET

Paris - Tours Elite (1.Pro)
Chartres - Tours
211.6km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/paris-tours/2025/startlist

Live stats:
https://racecenter.paris-tours.fr/en
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/paris-tours/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / NOS / RTBF / RTVE / EITB / SRG-SSR
15:00 CET

Trofeo Tessile & Moda Donne - Comune di Valdengo e Biella (1.1)
Valdengo - Oropa
95.3km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-tessile-moda-donne-comune-di-valdengo/2025/startlist

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/trofeo-tessile-moda-donne-comune-di-valdengo/2025/result/live

Streams:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJclVz_zzVI
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai
15:30 CET

>>151329946
If a runner wins every U15 race he enters, he still is not Merckx. In order to be compared to the GOAT one has to beat the best of his contemporaries, not just those selected against based on a proxy for ability.

>>151329961
ok shes not merckx. shes better

Livestream of Pogi's Challange, probably requires a VPN with a Slovene exit node.
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/zacetek-pogacarjevega-izziva-s-klanca-v-klanc/760506

>>151330190
it's not geoblocked

what is the cyc-pill on her movies?

Pog spotted

>>151330323
pog with a bertaczek sized saddle bag

>>151330323
>boomer still riding their old rim bike
Soul

4 billion today lads
84 million were me

Has anyone ever visited the Arenberg Trench? How was it?

>>151330190
kino, hopefully he does gravel wc next year tho

>>151314364
was getting caught part of the plan?
>>151330279
sorry, don't watch porn
>>151330489
who this gaffe?

>>151330813
Norsgaard

This guy just defeated Pog in his own race
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/andrew-feather/2016

Turd last pick stats ever!
Besides maybe a one day race here and there if I am watching and bored.

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
PARIS-TOURS
picks

23 Arnaud De Lie
19 Matthew Brennan
14 Olav Kooij
13 Dorian Godon
8 Albert Withen Philipsen
8 Jonas Abrahamsen
8 Mathias Vacek
7 Lukáš Kubiš
6 Ben Turner
6 Christophe Laporte
5 Corbin Strong
3 Mike Teunissen
3 Tobias Lund Andresen
2 Tim Torn Teutenberg
2 Søren Wærenskjold
2 Simon Dehairs
2 Matteo Trentin
2 António Morgado
1 Marius Mayrhofer
1 LARRY WARBASSE
1 Sandy Dujardin
1 JASPER PHILIPSEN
1 Riley Sheehan
1 Paul Lapeira
1 THYMEN ARENSMAN

2 ======

19 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan
14 Arnaud De Lie Olav Kooij
13 Arnaud De Lie Dorian Godon

3 ======

12 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan Olav Kooij
12 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan Dorian Godon

4 ======

6 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan Olav Kooij Dorian Godon
5 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan Dorian Godon Albert Withen Philipsen

>5======

3 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan Olav Kooij Dorian Godon Albert Withen Philipsen
>Marq Qwabendish
>BORING hansbull
>frfr on god


2 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan Olav Kooij Dorian Godon Corbin Strong
>2out van Washed Pro Cycling Team
>The Dumbest Team


2 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan Olav Kooij Dorian Godon Lukáš Kubiš
>The Dumbest Team
>frfr on god


2 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan Dorian Godon Lukáš Kubiš Corbin Strong
>The Dumbest Team
>Lennergy Pharma


2 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan Olav Kooij Albert Withen Philipsen Christophe Laporte
>Marq Qwabendish
>KS Wisla Ustronianka


2 Arnaud De Lie Matthew Brennan Dorian Godon Albert Withen Philipsen Christophe Laporte
>Marq Qwabendish
>/pinot/

>>151323146
Norge'd

>>151329926
and we live

del crosso dood?

Troon Aerts spotted

>>151324024
>>151324451
Chipping away at the NH48 myself. Just did a Presidential Traverse for the first time in September (my poor, weak, cyclist legs). Need to get my bike up Whiteface.

>>151323750
>Hilary and Norgay first Everest summit
>Hilary says "We've knocked the bastard off"
based

>>151331433
>Group 1 F. Vermeersch
>Group 2 G. Vermeersch

oh no, UAE bros, what's happening

let's go eevee

It's just not fair Rondelbros...

Tchmil pas normal. changed nationality from Russian-Moldovan-Ukrainian-Belgian to Guatemalan once again

come on adam, we absolutely need you to win this so we get win #94 of the season

#94 for the sheikhs

Yates wins

yatesi wins
another victory for UAE

uaewinslol

1. Michał Kwiatkowski
2. RAFAŁ MAJKA
3. Lech Piasecki
4. Zenon Jaskuła
5. Zbigniew Spruch
6. Czesław Lang
7. Edouard Klabiński
8. Maciej Bodnar
9. Grzegorz Gwiazdowski
10. Tomasz Marczyński

Rondel lachee

We did it UAEbros

top 10

>>151331601
Grande Chumil

kek

>>151331620
belgians are like
>actually i must wheelsuck because I have xinsan vam dem bim bam at the front!

Sweeckcoin is now at historic lows

Voeckler spotted

watch Paris - Tours for real gr*vel

dude films on two phones at the same time

flat tire for M. Pedersen from Lidl

so GvA is still in form?

>>151331754
faster than Pidkek

chute Herregodts

incredible

why do a race that contains lots of gr*vel sections on the same day as the gr*vel world championships? UCI calendar planning makes me squeak.

mad that pidcock is riding this a day after finishing 6th in lombardia and battling for a top 10 finish

>>151331877
To be fair, he's fighting old man GVA

fuck

kooij the bike mechanic

>Frits Biesterbos

This can't possibly be a real name...

by teutenberg, tim's bike is torn

of course

Today, Migl Byeu wins

Excuse me where is MVDP?

>>151332057
probably chilling at gold course

lmao, all my guys are getting flats

>>151329294
No but I use my garmin to drive my kickr. Just change the resistance from it as needed.

>>151332109
>gold course
*golf

they should call this race the vermeersch classic

>>151332109
Yes, well

lmao

it's de lieover

biesterbos is boos!

he's coming back, possibly!

>>151332178
>eat ass

"aaaaah fucking SR*M" shouted Vacek

>peloton
>it's like 10 guys

>>151332117
>arnaud de lie is my guy
- rusbert 2025

>>151332240
velopoints are velopoints

vogel gaan vliegen michel

another belgian world champion

UAE bros can't stop winning

pidcock becomes the first rider to finish 6th in Lombardia and the Gravel WC in 24 hours

>>151332428
is this the same bike as the Austrian poster who rode from Vienna to Innsbruck has?

how are they showing this over paris - tours??

Lapeirabros, i'm worried

Might be tight for LAPEIRA and GRUEL

>>151332415
>>151332428
Bright future ahead of this young man.
>26 already
uh

>>151332479
I remember when they said that about him when he finished on Roubaix podium

Absolute slurp clinic by the french pair.

Fucking retards

Grande!

hahaha wtf was that? French tv commentators are supermad that not a squeaker won.

Trentin wins, that old war horse.

>>151332517
Imagine my face when I checked and realized that was all the way back in 21.

36 year old Italian stuns squeakers in a sprint.

Trentin wins

I came here to laugh at AG2R, what a fucking bottle job lmao

For sure Lapeira was faster than Gruel, why poker to get back for a fucking bissegger leadout

>>151332448
Lowlands supremacy

another frenchman retiring early

>>151332428
top 10

>>151332567
top 10

>>151332635
>The favelas of Decathlon and Lidl

>>151332611
>Frits Biesterbros
Ok now they're just making names up.

>>151332650
they've been doing it for a while. some of these has a chance to become a real runner, like our boy Carlos Canal

Frits Biesterbos with a classic look

>>151332611
Mohoric finally did something.

>>151332667
Looks like a guy that should play football for a west german team.

>>151332619
damn that's a nice bike

>>151332665
and sometimes they are just too damn lazy coming up with these

Marlen on a mission

>>151332777
she's a big lass

Lamborghini is gonna wheelsuck her to the finish and then sprint for the win

>>151332848
scratch that

what do you think of this list?

>>151332914
.1 supremacy

>>151332914
Paris - Tours still holds an absolute record iirc

>>151332914
>211km long race with gr*vel section
trentin spoke of side winds and echelons in the interview. hmmm

>>151332914
Roubaix pace is mental for the distance and gobbles

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025
PARIS-TOURS
final

Lamborghini wins

>>151333050
top 10

v*sma wants me to watch some cringegaard docs
no. i will not watch that introvert weirdo

Albert gonna do BIG things in 2026

well, the cycling season is basically over now

This very /cyc/ was telling lies.
Ayuso isn't going to Guangxi.

>>151333986
you really think that someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

>>151333636
Narvaez vs Skjelmose in Guangxi

Valverde and Roche are the only two runners who in their careers managed to win both the Worlds and Itzulia.

>>151334538
pogi hasn't won itzulia at all. do you think he stays away because it's been a cursed race these last few years?

>>151335073
nah, it just placed awkwardly in the calendar. clashes with Roubaix preparations

>>151335073
Hard to do Itzulia, when it starts the day after Ronde.

>>151333125
nice žigart there, impressive

Top ten riders born in 1991

>10
Toms Skujins
>9
Jan Hirt
>8
Nikias Arndt
>7
Patrick Konrad
>6
Victor Campenaerts
>5
Wilco Kelderman
>4
Warren Barguil
>3
Yves Lampaert
>2
Tim Wellens
>1
Arnaud Demare

>>151314184 (OP)
how many race days does pogi have in Spain without the Vuelta?

>>151335889
He did Valenciana, Andalucia, Itzulia 2x, Gran premio Indurain, dnf San Sebastian atleast 2x... oh and the olive oil race.

>>151332445
nearly - he is riding the G4-X, I got the G3-X

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025 GC
after
PARIS-TOURS

/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP 2025 GC
after
PARIS-TOURS

DNF Tibor DEL GROSSO

so we can all agree that Pogi is all in on MSR and P-R next season

>>151337758
I think his early season next year will be much the same as this year. I don't know if he's somehow locked into riding the UAE Tour

Might he dial down the number of race days? The tour cooked him mentally.

>>151337903
Pogacar did not race UAE Tour in 2023 and 2024. It is not mandatory, it seems.

>>151337758
Imagine if he shows off at 75kg in marsh.

>>151337903
feel like i might do more one day races as part 1/2 of the season
shift focus to stage races with TDF and Vuelta after the spring
he really wants that Roubaix win

>>151338272
and he should
Jonas will do Giro so his form for the TDF will be a ? or if he rides the TDF at all

>>151338520
>or if he rides the TDF at all
Jonas is engineered to do nothing else but tdf

>>151338602
Jonas is engineered to do nothing else but tdf and build kitchens*

also what a wierd ass sport where you train all year to peak for 3 weeks

>a chain
>a flat
>some jobber sneezing on you in the lobby

my seethe would be eternal if i went through a years worth of grueling training and altitude camps to lose to some random ass shit, you need a certain portion of luck to win a grand tour

im simply not going to watch any pograce until hes washed

>>151337758
it's like saying mathieu will be all in on liege

>>151337758
honestly he can just chill for a year or two until grug is too old

guys, i'm looking to by a rape machine.

don't want to spend a lot as i don't know if i will even be using it a lot.

any reccommendations? buy new or used?

>>151340716
I used to have a Kurt Kinetic fluid dumb trainer and it was great. I got a Wahoo Kickr because I was really growing to LOATHE the trainer and the almost complete lack of noiser and erg mode really help me get a workout in.

>>151340716
Decathlon 500

>>151340716
>>151340997
>>151341067
should've mentioned i want to zwift with it

>>151340716
>>151341135

https://www.dcrainmaker.com/2024/11/jetblack-victory-trainer-review.html

This is essentially the same thing as Zwift Trainer (that isn't made any more).

It's full-featured, well-built, comes with Zwift cog (which is actually awesome because you don't have to worry about indexing your trainer cassette which is a PITA), and $399 new.

>2022 (114 pts diff)
Visma 8879
UAE 8765

>2023 (274 pts diff)
UAE 11090
Visma 10816

>2024 (4171 pts diff)
UAE 12480
Visma 8309

>2025 (4815 pts diff)
UAE 13380
Visma 8565
What happened to team visma | lab and their scientific approach and hyperprofessionalism, everything they do with food, training and material?

>>151342464
Wout and Roglic stopped winning. UAE started winning more. Simple as

it just hit me that this is actually happening on fatland
just how fucked are they

>>151343950
Shit sucks so fucking bad

Just checked with the mirror and head torch. There is without a shadow of a doubt an external hemorrhoid on my anus at this very moment in the time continuum. No pain or blood, but its just there, hanging out. The fuck do I do berts I cannot sleep.

>>151345234
You want to avoid constipation and make it easy to poop so that the hemorrhoid goes back to normal, generally within days to a week. Make sure your diet is good, I would also recommend taking some sort of fiber supplement like psyllium (Metamucil is a brand here) and a stool softener like polyethelene glycol (Miralax is a brand here), both available over the counter. Very important to also be drinking plenty water. Take some ibuprofen/acetaminophen or whatever if it hurts. If there is profound pain or bleeding, or if it if it doesn't go away within a week or so, go get seen by your doctor or a GI doctor however it works in Germany.
>t. nurse

Although maybe surgeon bert can just take a little off the top, so to speak.

>>151345234
Sounds terminal. But a risky operation might save you...

Second funeral in 3 weeks of an old college pal today, I managed to attend this one, saw some of the fellas I ain't seen since graduation 9 years ago. It was a suicide I learned. Met his daughter for the first time, she seemed oblivious to the whole thing. Sharp as a tack she was, she was telling me a bunch of facts about the animals and rocks in their yard. He was 31

>>151332119
you can select kickr resistance in garmin? didnt know this was possible, i just change gears for that. only thing i do with my kickr/garmin is free-ride and use garmin to look at my numbers. maybe a wahoo bike computer would offer more for the wahoo kickr integration.

>>151341966
>indexing your trainer cassette which is a PITA
Its a Whiteness test (that you failed)

>>151347552
Can't imagine killing myself with a kid, unimaginable

>>151352304
he fulfilled his purpose and farmed himself when he knew its ogre, pretty based. the kid will understand why when its older

Der er noget mytologisk bed at dræbe et dyr, og så håne det ved at stikke det op i dets egen tarm bagefter.

Man skal have jagttegn og tilladelser i hoved og røv, bare for at købd et ;uftgevær, mens alle bare kan skide lige så mange unger ud som de har lyst til. Det sku sku da være omvendt.

Jeg skal kraftedemen hen et sted, hvor folk de dør når de er syge, og ikke sidder i haven of æder cowboytoast, når de ellers er blevet skudt igennem hovedet!

>>151341135
The D100 is also Zwift ready and cheaper, forgot what the exact difference was (probably less WATTs)

>>151350107
Yes, you can select the trainer mode between erg and a couple different resistance modes and then set the resistance to either watts with erg or the resistance level for other modes. It works pretty well.

Longform interview with Pogacar, conducted yesterday. At least partially explains performing below his par in the 3rd week of this year's Tour. Says he had kneww trouble the day after Ventoux.
https://www.rtvslo.si/sport/kolesarstvo/tadej-pogacar-v-zadnjem-tednu-toura-sem-dvomil-ali-ga-bom-lahko-koncal/760578

>>151353390
Jonas lost to this

>>151353440
yeah, painful.

Why Pogi is Pogi

https://sporza.be/nl/2025/10/10/het-verschil-zit-m-zelfs-in-zijn-coffee-rides-op-zoek-naar-het-geheim-achter-marathonjaar-pogacar-die-onvermoeibaar-bleek~1760079933494/

>>151353492
When's the last time you rode 360w z2 Berts?

>>151353390
>>151353440
it's Visma's own fault then since they resorted to trying to bore Pog to death instead of attacking

so we can conclude that the biggest earner in pro cycling capped at around 10m

>>151347552
Suicide funerals are the fucking worst and suck even more than “normal” funerals
I have only been to one but it still haunts me sometimes, the faces of the parents where just a void of nothing like they where not really there

>>151338759
That's only those filthy dopers like Lance and Vingo.

>>151353601
Messi makes that in a week

>>151353629
mind boggling when we account the amount of effort in cycling vs football

>>151353601
A mil for the TDF seems kinda.....low

Have any berts ever "blown up" in a race/ride? what was it like, and why cant they take a breather for 10 seconds and get back in the game?

>>151353499
a few days ago
[spoiler]for about 20 seconds[/spoiler]

>>151353499
I held it for 7 minute before summer, does it count as z2

>>151353642
Yes, the hardest i have ever blown up was after 220km and i had 14km left on my ride, i was so dead i had to be pushed those last 14km
It’s not about breathing it’s about about your blood sugar levels and salt in your body, there is a critical point and if you go below that your body just stops and there is nothing you can do to recover besides laying down relaxing and eating loads of carbs, minerals and salt

>>151353640
there's also official prize money from ASO. team total was 700k. although it probably split in the ream

>>151353640
money for nothing. not like he needs any extra motivation for a race he was always going to do and always going to peak for. although maybe next year he will after being bored to death by the vismoids.

>>151353662
almost the exact same thing happened to me with the same distances. stopped at red light and put my foot down and nearly couldn't stand up

>>151353662
blowing up isnt about pushing too many watts, but not fueling properly? my whole life was a lie

>>151353718
there some correlation. big efforts consume more energy, so it's easier to empty your reserves quickly

>>151353718
It is all about fueling

>>151353742
>>151353836
thanks for enlightening me. naturally, us amerifats never have the problem of running out of fuel

So when is this general going to shut down for the winterbreak? Soon surely right

>>151353980
You're free to stop posting

>>151353980
The ride never ends.
It almost time for mud racing.

A behind the scenes look at UAE's Il Lombardia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k82oW21_p-Q

>>151353986
If Mathieu was in Formula 1 would he always be in [spoiler]poel position[/spoiler]

>>151354023
German tier joke.

I think Pogacar is the best possible steward for our sport

Vino not giving a fuck now that relegation was avoided

>>151353986
His schedule this year is going to be even shorter, inshallah

>>151353050
>>151341966

thanks for the suggestions

i weigh 95kg and squat 180kg i am afraid 600W will be too little lmfao. but maybe not a bad idea to test it first and then upgrade if i actually end up using it regularly

>>151354226
>i weigh 95kg and squat 180kg i am afraid 600W will be too little lmfao
Turbo trainers aren't really ideal for sprinting—maybe 30/30s. 600W isn't much, but it's plenty if you're new to it and aren't focussing on (say) <1min power

>>151354241
that's what i was thinking, thanks.

guess i will give the D100 a go.

Would it hurt buying it used?

>>151354250
Used should be fine. I don't have a D100 but you'd have to badly mistreat a turbo trainer for it to fall into disrepair. (I'm still using a KICKR Snap from about 8 years ago that just won't die.) Most people selling are probably Freds who couldn't stay interested in it

>>151354250
you could buy it used, but youll look like a filthy europoor

The Chicken called Jonas "visibly fat".

>>151354869
pictured - perfect form

>>151354094
His son just retired too so he's going to give even less of a fuck.

>>151355049
still got one son left

>>151355116
He can't even catch and drop Andrew FEATHER

The San Remo+Ronde double has only ever been achieved as part of a triple. Same is true for Ronde+Liege double.

It's Pogover

>>151355798
Wout in Paris

Interesting crossover.

no more cycling
reminder to RUN

>>151355897
Suisse tv did a feature about Slovenian football before the game between the 2 nations and said that the popularity of ski jumping and ciclismo doesn't help their football team.

imagine

>>151356003
Why does the Trans Himalayan Road Race exist
Why make a race in most insane mountainous terrain on earth and make it a sprinters race

>>151356063
There's not a lot of high mountain passes with roads. There's actually not many roads at all. It is at altitude tho.

>>151355965
What do you even do as a ski jumper? Train core strength and ?

>>151357430
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2z8FGTrWfM

not sure if this is a joke or the real training

>>151357487
you never know with norwegians. Could be a tv sketch, could be real

>>151357506
their documentary about the Danish language was on point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-mOy8VUEBk

>>151357679
yeah but why broadcast a factual documentary as a part of a humor show. Silly norwgians.

I'm shutting this general down for the winter. See you all at Omloop.

>>151358293
no, ill be posting all winter

ompoop

Remember the season starts the 11th of January with Vuelta al Táchira.

Football tonight

>>151359785
Early season races are actually kino and worth watching to see which teams are grinding points, which riders are peaking early and it's fun to see strong riders in garbage form. Especially now that races like Strade are being raced properly early season races are super relevant. Undoubtedly poogacar will rock up and win all the mallorca races and classic almeria etc. TDU is super kino and always a fun goofy race too. I prefer early season to March races, March seems like it's gotten serious but not that serious. Don't like march.

this is what happens when there is no cycling

>>151359892
do you ever post leg pics on /fit/ and have the anons mirin?

>>151359892
>not a single one of my threads

>>151359892
>>151359952
actually nvm there is one but im not going to tell which one it is

>>151359946
when I buy new shoes I post them in the running thread

>>151358293
we'll be here

Watching, discussing, dodging schizos, etc

>>151359982
crossfit chicks obviously

>>151359892
Ah yes I see the Lazy Town thread, absolutely noncepilled that disgusting thread.

>>151354263
>I'm still using a KICKR Snap from about 8 years ago that just won't die.
i see these hella cheap but are they thru axle compatible?

>>151353980
i'm just here for pics of finnbert trainer setup tbqh

I appears I can read all the cyclingnews articles on their MSN profile for free without the paywall. How does that even work for them? Are they retarded? Maybe my reading time is limited but for 20-30 minutes now Ive been able to open articles
https://www.msn.com/en-us/channel/source/Cycling%20News/sr-vid-89bqv4dhq3762vuqa26safv8qwnjf7p65fycjp8mmt304ek4ph8a?cvid=68ed898a1aec46d7b4ea0d82290b06c5&ei=53

>>151355077
>>151355084
UCI please, do something about this monstrosity. If you're going to ban phantom aero bars you have to do something about this.

>>151359892
based, I love all my rooning bros

Looking for advice from the euro berts here. I'm planning to go to Spain in May, probably for 7-9 days. Wondering if I should do Madrid-Barcelona or Barcelona-Madrid-Sevilla? Thinking 3 nights per city which could be tight including travel or 3-4 nights between two cities. I don't want to feel rushed, enjoy history/museums as well as night life and seeing the cities. Would not be opposed to day trips if doing two cities. I am trying to learn Spanish so if I don't get to Southern Spain I could imagine going back within a year or two.

Also what is the best Spanish publication for cycling articles to practice on, is it >>151355116?

long winter on the trainer ahead

Well that fucking sucked, 'ate the Bears me

>>151362670
meanwhile 49 y/o Sevilla still going strong

wtf happened to Valter? I could barely recognize him

>>151372009
Any day now the training effects of visma high IQ coaching is going to bear fruits

>>151372170
ah yes, there's this world tour level tour

Schweinberger wins

>>151372297
on a big ass highways

>>151372322
top 10

>>151372350
incredible KWAB by Balsamo. mentally broken by Wiebes

>Niklas BEHRENS TVL
>Height:1.95m
looks like lease a German found a replacement for Hessmann who's really big, basically towering over the small Chinese riders at the back

>>151372329
SafeR orgazming. 4 lanes highway with zero turns and road furniture. (preloton still can find ways to chute fatale)

this city needs more copy paste architecture. the fuck is this. even inside the city the road is fucking wide.

oh magnier is in this. I thought you would only send riders without contract next season and some riders from the dev team to this punishment expedition.

>>151372424
that's what rapid development looks like. it probably was a fishing village 30 years ago

>>151372440
somewhat solid sprint field

hahahaha massive chute on the safest road possible

lmao, I knew it

anyway, Magnier still wins

BAM

forgot about gaviria, he's still alive

great benefit of such wide road that other riders have plenty of room to go around chute

top 10

oh right, Cian in this race

what if a fat guy got really good at dancing on the pedals standing up, and could effortlessly use his weight to hammer the pedals on the down swing only? has this ever been tried?

donut

>>151372322
why do they only show the top 10?
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-chongming-island-world-cup/2025/stage-1

>>151372560
orgs didn't upload their final protocol yet. happens all the time

>>151372329
Damn. The chinese REALLY want to be american, don't they?

>>151372638
they actually got functional and highly efficient system of public transportation, so probably not

>>151372718
I've been to Beijing. That description is just a little bit generous.

Tour of Holland (2.1)
Prologue (ITT)
The Hague - The Hague
4km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-holland/2025/startlist

Roadbook:
https://indd.adobe.com/view/8119d0cc-fffb-491c-a501-f90f21069b27

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-holland/2025/prologue/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://cycling.today/live-streaming/
https://thedaddy.dad/
Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT
18:50 CET

>>151372801
>THE Hague

>>151355798
do you think that guy dopes? probably same deal as phil GAYmon

>>151372505
kek

>>151373128
it seems like most boomers who do gran fondos dope

>We honor the career of Louis Meintjes
lol. lmao even.

punished Skelly

Torito 15
Magnier 15

>>151362670
>i see these hella cheap but are they thru axle compatible?
They are. I wouldn't use a wheel-on turbo trainer if I were starting out but when I got the Snap the alternatives were a lot more expensive than they are now

uh, did Schweinberger get relegated?

>>151373402
>The Austrian champion Schweinberger came over the line ahead of Baker on the wide-open finishing straight, but was later stripped of the win for her actions in the sprint.
>As Schweinberger launched her sprint, she veered in front of Van Rooijen and impeded the Dutch rider, earning her a relegation after celebrating with her teammates.
>Finishing just behind Schweinberger, Baker was awarded the win and collected the yellow leader's jersey on the podium. This is the Australian's first road win of the season and her first at WorldTour level.
oh well

>>151373359
>you vill ride in china!

>>151372824
Not even the real Hague

>>151373613
>fake riders racing fake races at fake places
postmodern ciclismo

>full ultegra
>only 2.5k
hm, kinda tempted

>>151373762
ultegra di2 for that price?

>>151373780
yep. build with dura-ace c60 wheelset only +1k more

>>151373762
What's your current road bike?

>>151373906
I got rim braked argon gallium pro with full ultegra 6800 and endurance bike with mechanical disk brakes on tiagra for commuting. no complaint about them, but maybe upgrade to modern models in order.

>/ourgirl/ only 12 seconds behind the leader
What are the odds Kuskova wins Chingchong Island?

>>151373929
oh yeah, I also got fixed gear bike. kinda forgot about it. it's probably technically also road bike

>>151306290
no, I have a similar name but my family has been protestant for generations at least

huh

got me thinking. what qualities would you look for if you need to sign good jobbers?

>>151374223
>hey, would you like to ride for us for the minimum mandated wage?

>>151374234
probably plenty to chose from for WT team

>>151374223
slave mentality above all - no achoosos of this world

>>151374223
They need to be northen european. Or not meds at least.

kek what

>>151376036
Chinese netizens are some of the most hysterical and pathetic people out there.

>>151376036
Chinamen and their frail egos kek

For me, it's Xi.

new cycling stat dropped. riders cancelled over emojis:
>SIMMONS Quinn
>APARICIO Mario

Its nice for the riders though. Been force to end the season in China? You got an easy out, pull a Mihkels or pair random emojis with the chinese flag, and you can go home early.

>>151376036
take note other riders if you want an early flight home from the most meaningless race on the calendar.
but what did he mean by it anyway?

>>151376218
>Long ago, the Jade Emperor declared a great race across the river—first twelve animals to cross would earn a place in the zodiac, one for each year. Off they went: the rat hitched a ride on the ox and leapt ahead at the last second, the tiger roared through the current, the rabbit hopped on stones, and so on, each beast scrambling to the finish. But the pig? Well, the pig stopped halfway to feast on a fine meal, then dozed off under a tree, full and content. When it finally woke and ambled across the line—last of all—the Jade Emperor just chuckled and said, “You’re twelfth, then,” and that’s why those born in the Year of the Pig are never in a rush, but always arrive with kindness in their hearts and a smile on their face.

He was showing respect to chinese culture

>>151372824
copyright infringement

>>151372824
The Count's Hedge*

I would not consider a week of cycling in China in october a punishment, actually seems kind of fun getting to race somewhere else than western europe where you already spend 85% of the races

>>151376482
fuck that you train through the winter then race all year. gimme my holidays asap

>>151376131
neverforgetz

we live in THE Hague

>>151376482
apparently the hotels are horrendous

>>151376036
>An unfortunate coincidence
What did they mean by this

>>151376824
off to a great start

>>151376872
Comique

>>151376482
I think for an amateur, sure, but for the pros it's another week of living like a monk in shit hotels racing against jobbers in places you don't give a shit about instead of drinking duvels and green wine, eating bbq, and being with your wife's boyfriend's child's mother

interesting starting ramp. a lot of potential for comical malfunction

>>151376939
almost

waar remco?

what fun about that fact, I don't get it

>>151377056
xDDDDDDDDDDD

wide lad

>>151377056
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this fun fact. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head.

FUN FACT: Cabeza de carrera means head of the race

>>151377205
Now THIS is a fun fact hahaha

unibet's new kit

>Ineos huffing carbonmonoxid twice just before the ban came into effect
lmao

The Tour of Guangxi marks the LAST UCI World Tour event of the season, and that means the last run of /WORLD TOUR WINE/ !! This has perhaps been the most HOTLY anticipated series of wines of the year, with Berts clamoring for inside knowledge for MONTHS.

China is, historically, NOT a wine-drinking country. They prefer to guzzle cheap grain analog beers and insanely overpriced baijiu. However, there are small pockets of wine springing up throughout the country over the last couple decades. The country used to have a bit of a crush on Bordeaux, considering it a prestigious business gift, but since the government ban on wine as a business gift, the market has apparently crashed in China. Still, some wine is made. One of the "premier" regions is Ningxia which borders the Helan Mountains in Inner Mongolia, the opposite side of the country from Guangxi.

Xiaopu "Gathering MV6" ($30)

Well, I know nothing about this wine or region. It is an insane blend of Syrah, Pinor Noir, Chardonnay, "Italian Riesling" (sic), Black Muscat, Marselan, and Dunkelfelder from various vintages (hence the MV designation. The notes from the winemaker include:
>The word "gathering" on the wine label comes from Su Shi's People Come to the Book Post:
>"I deeply follow the common sense of life and death, gathering and dispersing. It is useless to realize sorrow."

So I'm not sure what that's supposed to be mean. It pours a quite opaque jammy red-purple, slightly cloudy. The nose has some light Syrah wild game and olive, but has a lot of Riesling and Muscat funk. It reminds me of low-quality Finger Lakes Riesling. The palate...woof. Sour acidity, a bit of red fruit. It's just not pleasant, very disjointed, all angles and elbows. This is certainly done in a natural style and seems to be a sort of bistro-style glou glou. The very first Chinese wine the /wtw/ offices have sampled leaves something to be desired. However, it is actually better than some of the Australian horrors we opened the year with.

>>151377608
been waiting for this one

>>151377677
well stay tuned because we have quite a week ahead of us!

>>151377608
>gathering and dispersing
Thats pretty drained.

Will Kubis finally get his win in the prestigious tour de holland?

>>151377983
>Merlel
>Kooij
>De Lie
probably not

>>151378049
Not bad for a lame 2.2

>>151378093
*2.1

wew. Hayter most likely won that one

TTTTT?
Top Ten for Tim Torn Teutenberg?

>>151378224
>TTTTT
in TT

>>151378196
and Hayter wins

very nice to win Tour of Holland prologue in Dutch NC jersey

top 10

>sunglasses in the evening
kek

>>151378302
>>151378236
TTTTTTT Confirmed

Remsquek could never

>>151377615
Big Johnny William from the Ship, miss dis lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

>>151378326
so he can see the light that's right before his eyes

>>151378326
>using eyes

>>151378573
he's on DSM last year hands me down bike

>>151377608
careful with the reflection there, some fucking danish tier hairline you got going on

>>151378710
Probably Tusveld's

>>151378969
it's merely the angle from me bending over. I swear to god I have a head of hair that would put many berts to shame

I look down at men with a full head of hair, and I detest men with shaved heads. My fellowship, my fraternity belongs to my brothers with receding hairlines, peaking scalps, and the aristocratic Norwood bridge.

Remember, every emperor wore a wreath, nothing has changed in that regard

>>151381863
Just take the minoxidil you loser

>>151381863
>He's not fin/min min/maxxing

>>151381863
my biggest conspiracy is that the necktie was originally made fashionable by a fat king/aristocrat to cover up their belly instead of a scarf that just covered the neck

simmer on that

>>151314184 (OP)
>>151329725
>>151354087
I fucking hate Poggers and his shitty UAE team, they can fuck right off and die in a ditch or something. If he wins the next tour I'm out for another decade until the sports recovers.

>>151382481
This but I'm already basically checked out. I'll watch sanremo and roubaix and whatever gts pog and/or fish dont do

>>151381929
I am made in Gods image, I will not spit in His face

>>151382175
The necktie was originally worn by the Croatians, they brought it west in the late 17th century when they fought as mercenaries and the French and English adopted their style, that's why they're called Cravates in French.

Pogacar had a exhibition event where people got to race against him up a climb the other day right after lombardia
Andrew Feather 'won' the even but was over 4 min slower than Pogacar up the climb which took him 44 min
Pogacar set off 6 minutes after everyone, meaning Pogacar would've taken 10 minutes out of Andrew Feather over 40 minutes.
Feather produced 6.3w/kg


And people still believe Pog isn't the most doped athlete in history.

>>151383267
>Breaking news: rider who routinely does 7 W/Kg on hour-long TdF climbs three weeks into the race can do 7 W/Kg for a 40 minute group ride
I've heard enough, he should be sent to The Hague

>>151360230
the humiliation ritual to end them all

Imagine the song Mmmbop by Hanson but instead of saying Mmmbop they were Ommmloop?

Are you imagining it?

>Omloop a doop a dap bap
>Omloop a dooby dah bap
>Omloop a dooby dah bah doo
>Oh yeah
>Omloop a doop a dap bap
>Omloop a dooby dah bap
>Omloop a dooby dah bah doo
>Yeah yeah

>>151355084
this thing is sick
perfect for my area which is mostly dirt roads and super old unmaintained ones that you are best off on a xc bike

>>151383300
7.8 w/kg retard

>>151383482
before you call me a retard you should double check your math above.

Also, do you really think Pogi is sandbagging races his entire career with mere 7 W/Kg figures, only to unleash the greatest climbing performance of all time on a Sunday group ride the day after a monument? A ride in which he was seen chatting and laughing up the climb?

what is the cyc-pinion on dog mums?

Tour of Guangxi (2.UWT)
Stage 2
Chongzuo - Jingxi
178.9km

Startlist:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-guangxi/2025/startlist

GC after stage 1:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-guangxi/2025/stage-1-gc

Live stats:
https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-guangxi/2025/stage-2/live

Streams:
https://tiz-cycling-live.io/
https://thedaddy.dad/
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