Hit the slopes! edition

foid tuppence

>>81837782 (OP)
First comment lolol

>>81837782 (OP)
Is it true that snowboarding makes women want to date (shag) you?

>>81837795
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I HATE EVERYTHING

>why even bother anymore
>life is meaningless
> is was beaten to it by>>81837793

I concede defeat

Melty from the lad in the old thread over the fact that the new one exists lol

thought this was Rupert Bear for a second

>>81837805
maybe if it's some kind of drugs slang. if you have the spare cash just go to a party with cocaine. you will be slept with possibly.

When did you accept that you're sad, lonely and depressed?

>>81837819
good. dangerous coming off alcohol like that.

Reminder to finish the last thread, there's still 70 posts to go.
Ignore the 400 spammer
>>81834157
>>81834157
>>81834157
>>81834157
>>81834157

I'll stick with which ever thread people rely to my saddo comments in

Has post 10 anxiety lads I think we need another new thread.

>>81837839
i'm not sad.

I don't know why my post-400 anxiety makes you seethe and melt so hard mate. Maybe you should take a chill pill.

>>81837857
>you should take a chill pill.
you've set this up on purpose. NOBODY TAKE THE BAIT.

>>81837844
*gives you a big new thread hug*

no need to make low quality posts out of spite. that's a worse transgression than jumping to a new thread before the bump limit.

>>81837867
Absolute fucking schizo melty lad. I don't know who you think you're talking to but I'm not them.

Another dream where I'm sucking myself off and it a lush.

Moid willy sliding in and out of foid tuppence until orgasm is achieved
Sprog sliding out of foid tuppence nine months later

>>81837899
doesn't appen, m8

>>81837898
I tend to have dreams where I'm sucking off an ebony bimbo shemale with crazy big proportions.

What we watching tonight then, lads?

>>81837880
lad i support you every time. just think there's an irony in
>my post-400 anxiety
>you should take a chill pill
if YOU'D taken a chill pill, etc etc.

(not belittling your condition i just think it's good to have a laugh about these things.)

>>81837857
Shite forced gimmick

>>81837938
I'm not post-400 anxiety lad. He's a weirdo with a weirdo gimmick. I'm just a britfeel regular, barely even post me desu.

>>81837898
Had a dream a few days ago of me fucking a BBW lass or whatever they are called (Fat cunts if it was up to me) And for the past few days Ive been wanking off to these PAWGs. My subconscious mind has awakened something inside of me it lush.

>>81837857
Shite unfunny gimmick

>>81837932
might check out this on iPlayer

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/post-400/start/2024-12-24/page/1/

When do you think he'll give it a rest?

>>81837947
>weirdo
>gimmick
anxiety is a real disability.

>>81837957
PAWGs are not BBWs, please dont conflate the two. PAWGs are the closest things to angels that exist in reality. BBWs are disgusting mounds of putrid flesh.

I don't get what post-400 anxiety is. What the fuck does it mean?

>>81837968
What's the point in a shite gimmick if you don't completely run it into the ground for good measure?
>>81837977
Painful levels of "explaining the joke" now

>>81837978
Apologies lad I am new to the whole chubby chaser stuff. Was watching a video of Crystal Swift before. Coooooooooorrr fuckinnng hell what a beauty.

>>81837988
It's a stupid gimmick to get early threads when the old thread still has 100 posts left. Everyone should stop supporting this behaviour and stop posting in these early threads. You can join the last thread here and help us finish it:
>>81834157
>>81834157
>>81834157

>>81837977
Disorder, not disability. There is a difference.

Wish I had an ancient Greek themed party to go to

post-400 seems oddly specific
why not something like generalised thread anxiety or whatever the fuck?
at least then he could spam it whenever he wanted rather than right at the end of the thread

>>81837992
>Painful levels of "explaining the joke"
i have a neurodiverse condition where i need things explained to me.

>they're still desperately trying to keep the old thread going
oh my days I've seen some pathetic shit in my life but this might take the cake

>>81838025
i mean if this is what gets people worked up, all passionate and posting, i say we do this more often.

>>81838017
>i have a neurodiverse condition where i need things explained to me.
Sounds like a disability to me lad. You can claim PIP for that.

>>81838032
good book, this. i don't know when in his life it was written, but you just KNOW it was a gay bloke writing it. yes it's a character but straight men don't care about ageing.

>>81838036
the form said i was allowed a friend to help me and Jennifer from the adult autism charity wrote in the boxes for me

how do I cut down the cost of food? I'm not fat but lift and its just mental how much it keeps costing and I'm living off of beef, rice, fruit, veg, skyr, oats but I eat so much of it that I just burn through it. I'm not remotely fat either and have abs, anyone else ktf? do I just starve myself or what, not even expensive meats but beef mince just keeps rising, chicken is a similar price

>>81838060
not sure what that has to do with the book. i am NOT bumping this thread btw (damn 4chan changes, Japanese message board culture is better gomanesai-dessu)

i want a foid to do this on my face

>>81838071
You can't really, food is just expensive over here. If you're already going for basics like you say - beef, rice, fruit, veg, skyr, oats etc. then you can't really cut the cost down much more. Maybe go for an own-brand yoghurt instead of skyr or something? Minor change but it's something I guess.

For me? It's Alexis Texas, Jynx Maze and Dani Daniels.

>>81838104
Delightful taste there lad, I heartily approve. For me? Mandy Muse, Phoenix Marie (prime), Kristina Rose and Katja Kassin.

>>81838071
what is it you're making?
daft trick i picked up from some Jamie Oliver bolognese recipe (hidden veggies for the kids - actually great tbf):
lentils. pad your beef mince out with lentils. if 500g of mince makes four portions for a meal, you can get an extra portion or two for pennies. still getting protein, still tastes about the same.

>>81838071
The main thing is just to buy the cheapest shit and do it in bulk. Chicken is fucking ridiculous nowadays.
As a single bloke by myself it's not too bad as I just buy the cheapest shittiest fish or something, like i think Pollock isnt too bad. Or even if chicken is 3.50 for 4 breaded steaks that can last me 4 meals.

>>81838123
>katja kassin
The GOAT there actually now I think about it.

>>81838102
I dont even really like skyr that much but it just has the most protein per pot, I wouldn't bother with yogurt if it wasn't for that but I dont really want to ingest more meat or more eggs to make up the protein, I'm not even eating like 6x a day like a roidcel or anything just two meals in a day.

>>81838155
Ikr, absolute fucking legend and yet somehow relatively underrated.

>>81838165
Used to love Siri too until she got her tits lopped off. I like that other lass too .. Jada something? I forget her name.

>>81838179
Mate you're forgetting Jada Stevens' name? For shame.

>>81838148
I fear fish after I had some salmon back in February and shat myself for a week straight, I dont even understand how considering it was thoroughly fucking cooked and I mean thoroughly. Chicken used to be cheaper and now its matched to beef, I used to get it in aldi but now tesco is just price matched to aldi and I check out both regularly so just go to tesco instead, I miss cheap meat.
>>81838126
I just throw rice with cooked beef mince, broccoli and sweet potato together and thats literally it, used to put onions sauce on it but stopped as its crap but lentils isn't a bad idea, I usually do 250g of beef in one meal.

Eagerly awaiting eva6's deep and insightful posts

>>81838192
I don't have room for all the pornstars names me lid. Most of the ones I still go back to are mid 2000s to mid 2010s. Ashlynn Brooke and Tori Black are my all tome favourites but they're not really PAWG.

>>81838214
All I know man is I'm a shit chef and I have no issue with fish. Stuff like pollock you can get breaded on the cheap.
If it's just protein you're worried about too could you just bulk up calories on the mega cheap shit and then rely on eggs for the protein? I remember eggs aren't that dear last I checked, especially if you go for the barn ones.

>>81838092
Microscopic ship particles being smeared all over his face. It lush.

SEASIDEUPDATE
https://youtu.be/myczUbcHDJM
SEASIDEUPDATE

He two pints in only isn't that lush? He get that ninety pound helmet to protect his melon. He enjoy luxury pint x

>>81838126
Looks like something an Indian would crap out all over the street my lid.

>>81838254
mate he's already four pints in, keep up

>>81838254
This is outdated!

He on 4 pints in only now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMbkRiN4iW8

he's close to steaming, you can see it in his eyes. sandford lane later I imagine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvKo2b6Nos8

>>81838276
Corr what a nice helmet

shamed my myself as a seasidesoldier
will be comitting seapukku, I failed the cause.
every day im below ground a great day

>SSM later tonight

>>81838245
Yummy x

Corr look at that guys
It got a light on

>The new curriculum will teach male pupils about positive forms of masculinity, such as respecting women and fighting in wars,

He got that beer bike. He can enjoy a couple of jars on the back of his bike. It might not be for you but it's definitely for him

>>81838321
>beer bike

>>81838276
always winds me up how badly he pours his beer kek

Imagine wasting 90 pounds on a helmet just to wind the twolls up

>>81838256
even VEGAN Indian food that looks like a cross between diarrhoea and vomit is surprisingly good.

>>81838276
he just said that 'elen bought him the bike. she won't be happy when he's sold it for beer.

day 5 nofap, my bollocks are radiating like crazy

his chin too fat to get the straps on

need updates from the following posters:
- eva6
- crosslad

Masterchef gone, it end of era, the chef regime has collapsed x

>Helen bought me the bike
She wants him to lose weight kek

>>81838358
>- eva6
>- crosslad
same guy

>>81838364
I'm convinced that white liberal women are just intent on ruining everyone's life.

he could superglue the frame back onto the glasses, then use the straps of the helmet to secure them on his face.

>Further to your application for the above post I regret to inform you that you have not been shortlisted on this occasion.
>Thank you for the interest you have shown and I wish you every success for the future

>>81838364
>after an allegation against him using 'an extremely offensive racist term'

>>81838392
Same lad
Can't be fking arsed me

Trying to sort out an escort for tonight but it's so tiresome

>>81838420
Get a fleshlight on order

CyclingSSM channel when?

>>81838382
you're in a British thread, please use words like wot's how we use them.

SSM UPDATE

>seasideMARK is set up now to ride his bike. It's lush. I mean lush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ14Z_YQLM8

>>81838366
Shouldn't have bought one that rides itself then fuck me people need a self riding bike kek fat cunts

eva6 is my comfort person. if she doesn't post soon, i'm going to have a meltdown.

He got that new handbag so he's doing alright there

>>81838495
51 year old roadman

>>81838480
>YOUVE GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
>KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
>KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
>WHEN THE DEAL IS DONE
Tune that. Mark has some right good taste in music.

>>81838239
already eat 6 a day for lunch, id probably have to do 20-30 eggs in a day

>Fat YouTube man has bought a bike
>Fat YouTube man is riding a bike
>Fat YouTube man has bought a bike helmet
>Fat YouTube man is drinking
>Fat YouTube man has a messenger bag

>>81838531
>>Fat YouTube man has bought a bike
>>Fat YouTube man is riding a bike
>>Fat YouTube man has bought a bike helmet
>>Fat YouTube man is drinking
>>Fat YouTube man has a messenger bag
melty

Better on the bike than on the books, that's what Seaside always says.
We ALL could learn from the Seaside CREED.

ive given up trying to make friends, I have attempted and I have been ghosted.

Ninety pounds for a helmet

eva6 is attention whoring in the old thread it will be here soon

Would you marry into a gangster family lads?
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14907349/Steven-Gerrard-grandfather-daughter-Lilly-welcomes-baby-girl-lrish-gangsters-son.html

I want some attention before you all give it to that teenager. What is for din dins and what have you done today?

>>81838600
Sushi and I have spent the day in my flat wanking

>>81838619
I had sushi earlier, proper sushi or just supermarket stuff? I had yo sushi from tesco, pretty fucking tasty.

BN's family run the local area, he moved away from them to get out of a life of crime

i miss when people were this insane.

>>81838598
Kek. Just seen the SeasideMARK edit there. Good chuckle there lad.

>>81838563
You the anon who spent 30 minutes yesterday trying to think of what to say on text?

>>81838624
Yeah it was proper Sushi. I can't tell you where it was from because they only have one shop located in my town

has gig-anon kept his gig friend?

>>81838600
Spag Bol tonight my liiiid. My favorite for din dins.

>>81838640
Clocked that too. There are SSM Easter eggs tucked away in a lot of images that get posted here and I think people sometimes miss. There was one in the crowd in one of the Nottingham protest pics too

>>81838633
You jest, but I think that basically applies to HHL. He is the black sheep of the family. Basically everyone who owns a nightclub is associated with organised crime and his brother owned several clubs

>>81838641
Yes
>>81838665
No ._.

this has proven more difficult than I imagined

>>81838624
>yo sushi from tesco
best supermarket sushi by far

>>81838640
The lad in the actual image (face unedited, only text) does look a bit like SSM in that particular photo so it seemed right to stick his name on it. His real name is Fat Freddie

HIS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReVBrhfC3J0

>>81837782 (OP)
More like : hit the slop!

>>81838711
I thought it actually was SSMs pic at first

>>81838705
I'm fond of the chicken one and the veg one, I fear fish sushi, dont want to risk shitting myself for a week.

>>81838705
Asda is better. The bigger stores have their own sushi bar

i have written tens of thousands of high-quality posts on this website.

the thinner girls from /cgl/ owe me sex.

Plebbit is using this site for age verification, you can use a photo ID or have an estimation from a selfie.
https://withpersona.com/

>>81838638
you should check out /r/occult completel headcases. I spent a hour reading, couldn't find anyone remotely sane enough to consider dating.

>>81838598
watched a video about the kinahan lads on youtube, they seem like meanies

A shagged a gang bosses gf before. There were probably people higher in the chain than him but I know he used to (probably still does) run the cocaine trade in a certain midlands city

>>81838715
Looks hot there. It looks like its about to rain here

>>81838736
how come I can still get onto porn subreddits, just checked out of interest

>>81838744
>A shagged

>>81838737
will do. /x/ nowadays seems to be...odd, but at least it's horror fiction/standard 4chan horny shite.
probably wouldn't want to date someone who relies on magic for health and important decisions.

If Fat Freddie has TMAU it may explain why he wasn't able to work normal jobs and was forced into that life

>>81838736
>for age verification
Since when are they doing that? I already have a handful of accounts there. They better not want me to verify them

Post some nice vaginas, lids.

SSM feeling very patriotic

>>81838759
Maybe they haven't added the redirect to all the subs yet. I would tell you what sub I got it from ( it wasn't loli) but you lads will just go OTT with what I searched for.

britfeel? completed it mate

a nonce dogwhistle

>What made you go into the occult?
yeah some crazy people on this subreddit. "i liked demons in a video game" is fine. but also people saying they were depressed/poor/similar, you aren't summoning angels pal.

>>81838715
kek those 2 workers know mark a complete drunk kek.

>>81838823
Corrrrr, licking Eva's hairy bush. Cumming in her bush and admiring your work. Oh aye. x

Free Fat Freddie without hesitation or delay

Banged me 'ead earlier and had to cool it wiff le wa'ah bottle, didn't i

ckin ell

>>81838776
I only fuck witches and it's been a while, not slag witches, i date them for a week or two, do the deed then fuck off once my soul meter is filled for a few more years.

>>81838736
>Age verification from a selfie.
So whats stopping me from using SeasideMARK or Hitler as a "selfie" the stupid website wont know.

Shall be procuring a spacker helmet so as to prevent similar accidents from occuring henceforth

Nah j/k but just typing this out made me cop a giggl just now lol

>>81838848
Read their site mate, they reckon they can filter out fakes too.

Sticking my erect cock into Eva's tight pink tuppence.

>I'm trying my best to apply Occam's Razor here but I fail to see any logical reason to construct occulty stick tripods on your neighbor's back steps.

it's some fucking sticks and stones. YOU AREN'T BEING HEXED

Meant to be in the office tomorrow but I'm not going
Staying home and doing no work instead
I'll get away with it too

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj4ep1znk4zo

>>81838004
I was out at my favourite pub last night having a few jars ssm style. Sky news was on the telly, and they were on about constance marten. This bloke pipes up about how it's the jews' fault because of all the racemixing propaganda in the media. He was a sound bloke, ended up doing some shots with him towards the end of the night.

>>81838867
Arseholes are not generally known as tuppences. That's reserved for vaginas

>Toots Marten
>Studying Arabic

for me? it's the buppence.

>>81838873
See this often on reddit because they've got no street smarts.
People do this outside homes to see if they can rob them, if there's someone living there they'd clear the sticks out of the way.

Licking Eva's tiny pink nipples.

>>81838912
You forgot your avatar, Lollers

evasix

>>81838848
I don't even have a phone or webcam. This is discrimination. The internet will be normie territory only. This is what they want. Zoomers are already braindead enough to post everything online anyway...they don't care about privacy.

Luv fartmaxxing, me

>>81838823
ive got a couple of occult channels I follow, always a good laugh ngl if you want them, its always mental women as well who do it.

>Ofcom says the new rules in the UK come into force on 25 July.
Is this when 4chan gets blocked?

>>81838956
yeah lad give me some recommendations/highlights.

No more Pornhub

>Pornhub to introduce 'government approved' age checks in UK

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5v2lz5vl6o

>>81838965
it the end of an era lad.

>>81838965
They couldn't be arsed to update the server in 10 years I doubt they'll change anything for this

>>81838981
it will be banned like Russia Today is.

I don't even apply for jobs. Immigrants love to work for a poverty wage in a shit job. Not me. Bennies is better. Not getting pussy either way.

>>81838965
are our ISPs obligated to block them, if they don't agree?

>"hey American website, follow our rules"
>...
what happens then?

we host stuff that would be blocked in China, Arab countries, wherever.

>>81838976
Only normies use porn sites. Can't wait for the huge breach in a few years of verified gooners.

>>81838976
Footmong on the ropes

>>81838973
https://www.youtube.com/@OrleeStewart

https://www.youtube.com/@BlackMagickDirah

second ones me favorite, shes not uploaded in a while but she claims to be in touch with actual demonic entities like belial and even lucifer (lmao). Both are quite similar in character.

not this bait again

Dubs and I take a punt on a punt tonight

>>81838981
You're right, mate. Why would they implement anything like this and when sushimoot can get money from selling passes.

Shall not be verifying myself on these sites. I just shan't okay?

>>81839049
Got something to hide laddie?

Psst. Lid. I got whatchu need right here. Want to see some boobies or lady parts? They all in these wagazines de lid get yourself a proper luxury wank. Just a tenner for one it a great deal what you fancy spaffing over tonight de lid?

>>81838531
Remember, he's got no money.

You lads aren't using your ISP DNS are you? You need to take that shit off because that's the first way they'll restrict sites. You also need to use it over HTTPS or TLS as ISP can see the requests and even transparently redirect lookups back to their servers. You can change it in your network settings or web browser these days.

>"Society has long protected youngsters from products that aren't suitable for them, from alcohol to smoking or gambling," said Oliver Griffiths, Ofcom's group director of online safety, in a statement.

>"For too long children have been only a click away from harmful pornography online."

lowk fair enough, porn is fucking bad and only weirdos are going to kvetch over children being able to wank over that shit, wish I had never stumbled upon it at 11 as well as bestgore and liveleak. Want to keep me 4chan tho.

There will no doubt me a message displayed on the front page of 4chan informing UK users to get a pass to continue posting soon

>>81838976
They'll never do it for the sites I use, nor will they do it for fucking chat sites where everyone just ERPs

do THEY know they're conning people?

>>81839086
he cute desu

>>81839086
The women don't always, they either buy into it or just treat it as "a bit of fun".
You see a bloke doing it, 100% they're trying to make dosh off it.

>>81838881
>met deranged racist mental case
>"a sound bloke"

>>81839100
yeah i think i could do this, learn the lingo and all that, but then i'd be the same as someone flogging dodgy gear at a car boot sale.

but if it's also part of your lifestyle and you BELIEVE you accidentally summoned an incubus and had sex with it... how? what actually happened, there?

>>81839029
Phwoar bet they're right minxes

Are you grabbing as much as you can before all gooning sites require your selfie and proof you are an adult? I have no ID at all.

Just purchased another three Sammo Hung films and Yes, Madam starring Michelle Yeoh.

>>81839086
no they genuinely believe it I think, ive watched enough to know trauma is at the root of it all and they use this shit as a sort of cope or to regain some sort of control over their lives. The other bird has a full on uni style course with workshop sessions and classes. Just lost in the sauce.

my mother is making fajitas
>>81839122
cute little crowley

>>81839054
Ever heard the saying if you give them an inch they will take a mile? It that. It principle.

I miss the days when it felt like not taking the vaccine would mean effectively expulsion from society. It was gonna be kino. But then they backed down on all that rubbish. I enjoyed being outcast and the feeling of oppression NGL it was based. Just us against the world etc. Corrr. But it not to be. Cringe normie society subsumed me. It not lush.

>>81839129
No, I'm an adult so I'll just let them take a selfie or scan my driving license. That's not a problem for you, is it, little lad?

>>81839122
I kick myself for this being my exact type, this is how women must feel lusting over the bad boy or whatever. One of my fuggin exes used to do crystals and leave water out on a full moon to ''''''''''''charge it'''''''''''''' but damn that gash had grip

is lollers the one who uses the link pictures?

>>81839121
Mental illness, a longing for purpose, or replacing any personality you have with being spiritual.

>>81839139
This just seems like the logic of an edgy 13 year old

>>81839137
Been fantasising about you all day, my lovely saar. Oh to be striking your wunderful bests. Kisses for us my love.

>>81839143
I value my privacy more than gooning. Bad enough using Windows these days. GNU/Linux all the way.

>>81839129
Got me VPN
Got me torrent client
So I'm doing alright there

>>81839145
thats chika, a fat gay man.
the one who only posts loli images is 'lollers' a paedo.

the one demon i've summon was a spooky Aztec snake-alien lady who made rattling noises. and also made it very clear i was fucking with things i don't understand.

also, i'd smoked DMT both times.

vox < vice < vice asia

>>81839145
a few lads avatarfag with anime. they're paedophiles. best not to interact with them

Me pirating high quality gooning material.bEnjoy your 720p streams with pop ups cucks.

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/Ashlynn%20Brooke/ what a life

>>81839187
This is an anime site bitch so eat my hotdog flavoured water.

Maybe my roll should be 50/50

Evens escort, odds wank x

>he will unironically upload his face and passport to continue watching porn
Fucking kek. I think I will just stop speaking to anybody who does this. It's a good litmus test for "are you sentient whatsoever".

>More than one million migrants are claiming Universal Credit in Britain, latest figures show

More than one million migrants are claiming Universal Credit in Britain, latest figures show

>More than one million migrants are claiming Universal Credit in Britain, latest figures show

>>81839195
I bet they'll be glad you're gone, honestly.

>>81839189
Thats Angela lad or the other porn obsessed lad

time to grow up int it, no more 4chan, no more porno, no more internet frens. Time to enter the real world and enter breeding competitions with the third world and try your best to pump out more tax cattle whilst everything gets more expensive and more grim.

No passport countersignatures, no passport, no more gooning. It's like they want sexless men to flip and turn violent.

>>81839195
Seeing as you're here all day every day, this 4chan block will hit you pretty hard, huh.

>>81839208
not the immigrants fault, ur just a loser using them as a scapegoat (people genuinely think this) although the no.1 reason is the government but I chose to hate both the government and its bioweapons

>>81839208
Saw that before . Almost 5 billion pounds a year my lid it lush. If 1 million immigrants can claim bennies then so can I. I was born here.

eva6 have you ever tried to summon a demon?

>>81839208
Don't blame them. I'd do the same if I were them.

>>81839208
Oh aye, a million more I say. It lush.

>>81839189
Not all of those posts are me but a lot of them are.

>>81839195
i avoided smartphones/apps for the longest time. still don't have a Google account. have all sorts of shite blocked.

Greggs offered me a free pastry and i gave them my personal details right away. and i'd do it again

>>81839238
She was downloading satanic books a while back, she's into to some right naughtiness

>>81839227
You obviously know I'm not here that often. As with everything, it's projection with you.

On principle I would find it a shame if this place becomes inaccessible in the UK. But at the same time, it would be nice to know some lads here don't have their pathetic little outlet for online trolling anymore. It silver linings.

>>81839259
eva6 it's not too late
your goatses won't save you
only OUR LORD

Got me laundry done now having a wuppa. Was wempted to have a drink tonight but why be hungover tomorrow for no reason. Life's better without the wooze x

Nerve struck lol. As you were x

>>81839208
And every female will have like 12 sprogs.

I am here often and it will make me sad for this to disappear because I use it heavily to socialise, I try to make friends and it doesn't work, britfeel on sharty will be shit and I'll just become a hermit who only does small talk with his coworkers.

Spaffing in R's tuppence.

>>81839280
Well and truly over, we'd need every country in Europe to summon a full scale Hitler to resolve this

>>81839289
You can always use Reddit, you'll need your countersigned passport to hand though

I'll miss eva6 the most.

>>81839305
cant, got permabanned on r/unitedkingdom which has turned into a full site ban forever, unless I stop using my laptop and move addresses. Dunno if plebbit allows vpns but I couldn't post with one on here, cant reset router as its a fucking flat.

In August 2018 Helperlad was playing Fortnite eating pickled onion Monster Munch and I was Leeposting.

>>81839079
Emily's bloke on r9k again

ohh me lads
My roast is ruined! But what if i were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?

get your hair done this week eva

>>81839145
Lollers posts anime girls Chika posts anime boys namely Link

>>81839331
He's never entered her tunnel.

>>81839334
Corrrrr love the badge I do. Soulless decision to redesign it.

>lollers
>chika
>crossy

im assuming all 3 are balding 30 year old peadophiles?

>>81839334
I've done this on at least two occasions
I checked this image for a hidden SSM easter egg, couldn't find him

>>81839331
Grown man with thomas the tank engine bedsheets. Zoomers are weird.

>>81839353
>30
weird low-balling there. every single one is over 30.

>>81839353
All in their 30s, yes
Lollers and Crossy have hair
Chika is balding

i love autistic women desu

Actually a bit excited about starting me voluntary work soon. It new era x

>everyone I dislike is fat, bald and old
More projections than my local cinema this

I just know I'd thoroughly enjoy licking every inch of Eva's pale petite body.

>>81839381
the last one is 100 percent true if theyre over 30, 30 is literally middle aged

>>81839381
Which one of the three nonces are you

>>81839378
Where you volunteering? Local creche handing out nappies?

they are like cute lil pets that you can support and help them be confident
also >>81839385 because they are hyper sensitive to touch its cute when they get really into it

fuck it
https://voca.ro/1bmYBHF9lZWs

>>81839394
Middle age starts at like 36, tbf

>>81839406
I Wouldn't let HHL anywhere near a creche or nursery after watching THAT video.

>>81839195
I think you can just upload a photo of your face and it will estimate your age, I don't think you have to supply your passport. But still, yeah torrenting stuff is probably better.

>>81839251
Based Greggs enjoyer

>>81839418
Yeah we can see thats what you think you're doing because you're too thick to know you're being manipulated

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2025/07/reddit-starts-verifying-ages-of-uk-users-to-comply-with-child-safety-law/

>Reddit announced today that it has started verifying UK users' ages before letting them "view certain mature content" in order to comply with the country's Online Safety Act.

>Reddit said it contracted with the company Persona, which "performs the verification on either an uploaded selfie or a photo of your government ID.

>Reddit provided more detail on how the age verification works here, and a list of what content is restricted here. For UK users under 18, Reddit said it has to restrict sexually explicit content; content that promotes suicide, deliberate self-injury, and eating disorders; content that incites abuse or hatred against people based upon protected characteristics; bullying content; content that promotes violence or "depicts real or realistic serious violence against a person, an animal, or a fictional creature"; content that promotes challenges or stunts that are likely to cause serious injuries; content that encourages people to use harmful substances or substances in harmful quantities; content that shames people based on body type or physical features; and "content that promotes or romanticizes depression, hopelessness and despair."

Reminder that it's just 10 days until every website is mandated by law to adopt the same policies towards UK users.

Pornhub, Youporn, etc will all require you to submit your face and/or ID from 25th July onwards in order to watch porn.

4chan will likely either be banned in the UK, or will willingly geoblock UK users, because this site has no way of implementing age verification.

You could have stopped this, but instead you spent the past 5 years screeching "NOTHING EVER HAPPENS!" Now it's too late.

4 years for chopping down a tree. Meanwhile gay nonce BBC News presenter didn't spend a day in prison.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/clymgm1v43vt

Whats worse Sean claiming benefits for not being disabled (he can work in a call center) or migrants are claiming Universal Credit?

Yeah, I was speaking to me social worker today and we both agreed something has to change. Can't just keep getting wissed up and doing me wollocks in out of boredom. One day all this drinking is garn catch up with me and I could be spending me money on better stuff. Gets me away from the hangers on and pint pinchers too. The voluntary work will be good for my mental health and give me a reason to get up and do something productive with my day.

>>81839445
>You could have stopped this
Dumb appeal to "democracy" which doesn't actually exist. It's actually kinda mean to place this stuff on average people. Unfortunately no we couldn't have stopped this.

>>81839431
idk I think by 60 youre pretty much done and in deaths crosshair, yeah the nhs can pump you full of shit and do loads of surgeries but youre on borrowed time from 60

>>81839446
was reading a case on the pnc today about a cunt who did an affray (slashed someone during some shop altercation) and was on 4 months suspended sentence, I dont even bother thinking about it as it just winds me up this countries laws.

>>81839468
>Working for free
It may be for you but it not for me

Social worker wants me to get tested for ADHD as well. I think it explains a lot of my behaviour in life x

Spaffing on Emily's big breasts after pulling out.

>>81839486
>on the pnc
alri copper

>>81839486
You a tyrant lad?

i went to the zoo when i was on holiday
it was during schooltime so it was mostly parents and their children who havent started school or just old people

>>81839446
Huw Edwards is gay like you said, and an agent of the state's agenda. That's enough to bump him up a tier so he's not punished for buying child porn of 7-9 year olds.

>>81839498
nah just civil service mong, wish they fucking paid me more for this bullshit

>>81839489

I don't mind. It giving something back to local community. They even said I'd get me own high-vis and work boots/pants.

>>81839509
that sounds nice, did you enjoy the zoo, what was your favourite animal

>>81839508
whats a tyrant lad, lad?

>>81839523
the spider monkeys that looked at eachothers poo and ate it
i stood for maybe 30 minutes watching 10-12 spider monkeys flying around and pooping

>>81839531
i saw monkeys with a woman's phone at the zoo once

on my pnc it's like 10 no further actions. I basically just laugh at them in interview now for their incompetence. get a duty solicitor, then tell them you can go now before interview just to waste their funds.

>>81839528
They wear the thin blue line gang badges.

me when I refer them to fnorc

>>81839468
>Gets me away from the hangers on and pint pinchers

What, I thought they were all your proper bezzie mates?!

>>81839445
>content that promotes violence or "depicts real or realistic serious violence against a person, an animal, or a fictional creature"; content that promotes challenges or stunts that are likely to cause serious injuries; content that encourages people to use harmful substances or substances in harmful quantities; content that shames people based on body type or physical features; and "content that promotes or romanticizes depression, hopelessness and despair."
These are perhaps the most concerning requirements that the Online Safety Act is placing on online platforms.

These requirements are so fucking vague that a HUGE amount of entertainment media from music, to films, to books, to video games would all fall foul of it.

The OSA could mean that you are no longer allowed to purchase a Grand Theft Auto game on Steam without submitting facial verification or photo ID, because you can kill both people and animals in them.

It could also mean you can't stream some old TV series like Skins because it has graphic depictions of anorexia.

It could also mean you can't listen to bands like Joy Division or Nine Inch Nails because they talk openly about suicide in their lyrics. Hell, NIN even has an album with a song on it literally depicting the act of suicide itself in a manner the OSA would definitely deem "promoting or romanticising".

The UK could be stepping towards implementing ultra-draconian restrictions on our internet that not even the fucking Chinese have to deal with. This is unacceptable.

Optician said I had beautiful eyes today. She was an older lady, very friendly. I'll probably remember that compliment forever.

Just hope I live long enough to see the wheels fully come off. Will be really grim if somehow I'm still alive in 60 years and this system is still going. Lmfao.

>>81839608
nice addition to her collection

>>81839608
Closest you'll ever be to a female.

>>81839611
all day every day. what a life

>>81839608
She wanted you to buy glasses bald lad

Gay sex ebin

Last time I went to get me eyes tested, it was a black fella in a dark room with me.

Optician took the piss out of my hairline today. He was an older gentleman, very unfriendly. I'll probably remember that humiliation forever.

I'm having a chud seethe about the government again.
They're doing *what* now?
Indeed

there is this one super fit girl in the gym and jesus fuck I just want to sniff and clean her armpits and shit pipe and feet FFS I try to not look and not have bad thoughts but I want to be HER DOG as the Sstooges said x

It's a black and red world nows x

ssm reckons hes only ever had 1 can of red bull in his life

Menage a troi <3

What supermarket are we buying from? I'm a Sainsburys lad myself

>It giving something back to local community
The "local community" in question:

>>81839711
Waitrose for me. That's not a political statement.

>>81839711
whatever mum shops at

>>81839711
Bit of Aldi, bit of Asda, bit of M&S.

>>81839468
> and give me a reason to get up and do something productive with my day.
So will a challenging hobby and you won't have to do community wankery, so win win

>>81839711
Independent paki store

>>81839711
Depends on where I am and what I'm doing. I'm not loyal to any supermarket tbqhwy

I just go downstairs on there's food and drink for me in the fridges and cupboards. No need to go out to the supermarket.

sean spamming off trip lmao x

sick of these jet2holidays adverts

Give up those energy drinks. drink beer

>>81839769
>DARLING HOLD MY HAAAAAAAND
>OH WON'T YOU HOLD MY HAAAAAAAND

>>81839769
What situation are you in where you watch adverts? It's 2025 lad.

>>81839794
Not him but they play them on the radio, especially Global stations

Why was Shippy's nickname in school "penis"?

>>81839810
He hasn't posted in days. He may have left /britfeel/

>>81839810
It wasn't his nickname at school. It was his actual real name at one point. He is adopted. His original birth parents were abusive and gave him the name "Penis". He was adopted and the name was changed to Greg, well before he was school age.

>>81838071
I buy from Lidl and it seems to be a good price, frozen meat is cheaper too. Like others said, bulk food out with lentils, buy in bulk, and look for any discounted meat you can freeze.

>>81839822
He hates getting confronted with his noncey posts from the past, he will be bad though sadly

>>81838071
If you need to bulk just drink milk lad.

Corrr on that The Walking Dead grind. It not a democracy anymore. Rick in control.

Bit of Fortnite on a Tuesday x

>>81839888
Oh fuck off mate x

>>81839888
almost 40 lmao x

Jessica Hannah Glynne was born in Hampstead[3] and raised in Muswell Hill, North London, in a Jewish family.[4] Her mother, Alexandra (nee Ingram), worked in A&R in the music industry.[5][6][7] The family name was originally Goldstein, but her grandfather changed it to Glynne.[6]

>>81839871
Also, lentils are for poofs, they have fuckall protein compared to real meat and will make you nastily empty your bowels.

>>81839899
Full of phytates and oxalates too. They terrible. They baddy bad.

Anyone got any fleshlight recommendations?

>>81839899
this is what I mean though, I dont want to bulk up on shite but what I eat is basic and expensive

>>81839928
yeah shower have a shave and go gym
get a job move out and find a gf you fat pig

>>81839936
What's ur problem mate
I thought you lads liked fleshlights I seen you all talking about them

>>81839928
The Amazon Basics one just werks desu desu

called him fat cause my life is shit and im full of anger

Who else /waiting for their parents to die to kill themselves/ here?

>>81839936
>>81839945
I do all of this but I lowkey want to fuck one fr fr

>>81839953
soon as mums dead im offing myself de laaaaaaaad x

>jeff bazos fleshlight

genuinely dystopian

I DONT GIVE 2 FUCKING SHITES MAN
MY LIFES SHITE ANYWAY
BUT IM TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME
AND I SWEAR DOWN
IT'S A SWITCH YEAH
A SWITCH GOES OFF IN ME HEAD
AND I'M AS STRONG AS A FUCKING OX

>>81839972
stealing my post again are we
i'll allow it x

>>81839962
I made it up but I really really hope it exists

>>81839962
>buying a freshright off of amazon

>>81839446
I agree with a prison sentence but yeah 4 years is extreme. 1 year would have been fair. The general public have whimsical minds so they will cheer punitive sentences on every time. I do consider myself an environmentalist (nature, trees, the ocean... not the CO2 propaganda) so I'd be the last person to be saying their sentence was unfair if my mind was as infantile as 99% of the human population. Mass unprecedented deforestation happening across the world, the congo basin, the amazon. No politicians give a shit. First thing Labour did when they got in was to free up the green belt for building, so that's more deforestation at home

But money to be made in CO2 agenda, proven beyond a doubt to be bullshit. So we get fake corporate approved environmentalism. That modern leftists, who are overwhelmingly pro-corporate, can get behind. None of these politicians are environmentalist in practice, they couldn't care less about plants trees and wildlife. But they go on about CO2 so they get to be pretend to be green. Any decent person is environmentalist in nature, doesn't want pollution, doesn't want animals going extinct or deforestation. But all we get from politicians and corporations is CO2, we are so entrenched in propaganda and so far post-truth society that you could hang all the evidence in front of everyones faces and no one would give a shit kek, people just say and do what is popular not what is right, but yeah they have the audacity to give those lads 4 years for cutting down a tree (they are arseholes for doing it, but the sentence is silly) when our politicians are cutting down trees all across britain and in the green belt to build deano new build estates which is a band aid for our immigration numbers, many bird species already down as much as 90% in the past century. These demons do not care about nature or the environment and the CO2 fraud they push on us is the big smoke screen while they continue to destroy nature and the actual environment

>>81839978
They've got proper ones on there, I recommend it since you can get them delivered to a locker so mumberg won't find it

>>81839981
Blog on smelly piggy

There has been a serious police incident involving Shippy. I'll update more as I learn more.

>>81840032
please update us more when you know more and or are updated more so that you know more and we know more humbly once you know more of course then we both will know more

>>81839981
We absolutely should reduce CO2 emissions and other greenhouse gas emissions, in order to reduce climate change (which is caused by the greenhouse effect).

Don't need a fleshlight when I have a gf

>>81840002
Back to BBC news and your slop and doing what the government tells you to do and thinking what the government tells you think, it not my problem

>>81839958
One struggle fren

>>81840073
nah mate its just you know fuck all and I know fuck all ozone layer what you on about? think the aztecs were shitting their pants over the earth getting hotter?

grow up mate xxx

>>81840107
>think the aztecs were shitting their pants over the earth getting hotter?
Yeah? Where are they now?
Didn't build enough reservoirs.

>>81839958
footlad I just wish you would not posts such gross images. stick to feet if you must share your porn but poo on tits? seriously come on lad

>>81840122
dont worry lad its only chocolate

Season 3 episode 25 transfigurations Star Trek TNG

comfy season and we got the borg two parter coming up

sorry for the poo pics x

>>81840107
I said the opposite if you read my post, people have been fed a bunch of lies about CO2 being the problem.
>grow up mate
What does this even mean? So anyone who questions anything has to grow up? Kek

>>81840122
Just be thankful Footmong isn't posting prolapsed arseholes

>>81839102
>rascist
So what?

I need to kill myself asap

>>81840130
Lad what goes through your porn addled brain though. You obviously saved the shit image and no doubt it excited you. you then shared this image with us. Unpleasant. Please dont
>>81840137
True indeed

>>81840032
interesting name

qrd?

>>81840194
I enjoy the process of saving porn on my phone. I dont particularly care what type of porn sometimes I just like saving and organising my photos etc. the process of scrolling and saving and organising my porn pics is calming

>>81840224
You're by far the worst poster in /britfeel/ and that includes off trip HHL, dollymong and seethemong. You add nothing of value, only anger and disgusting images.

>>81840247
Thanks mate I think you are utter shite as well. actually makes me happy knowing I make your day worse pal x

Having a little go on the greyhounds this evening aren't I? Oh aye.

>>81840261
he is just trying to make you prolapse posts footmong

>>81840267
Corrr love a tenner reverse forecast on some greyhound doggos.

>>81840290
Only little 1 pound bettingtons for me de lad, keeping it womfy aren't I. First one has come in so that's nice.

>>81840310
If you put a hundred quid on instead you'd have made wel loads x

>>81840310
Corrr it a start.

>>81840310
Wambling is a mugs game de lad

fucking hhl put your trip back on you gay cunt

>>81839975
I believe SSM said it actually me lad x

>>81840339
Pipe down footrat

>>81840359
Not Footrat

never forget who pulls the strings you goose necked 40 year old virgin x

>>81840372
Yeah ok trip on gay alien x

HHL runs these threads

>>81840387
>HHL runs these threads
Indeed.

>>81840326
Wouldn't enjoy that lad. I'd be absolutely shitting it.
>>81840327
Second one lost, but I had 50p e/w on a 20/1 shot and it placed.
>>81840339
Wambling can be good fun as long as you don't get silly x

Chika is a generational anal talent

>>81840387
Sean gay alien couldnt run a bath

>>81840403
No rectal damage for him

>>81840397
That was over 2 years ago , crazy

>>81840387
You're not even allowed to run a microwave. Trip on you piss-pants spastic.

Stair master tires me out mate.

Why is the tip of the penis shaped like a mushroom? One theory says the mushroom shape helps scoop out other men's semen,

>>81840474
pretty sure that was dollymong attempting to generate drama
no life outside of 4chan

You may dislike HHL but at least he has mates and goes out on Friday and Saturday nights, while you sit here on your computer posting on a board for virgin NEETs

Post-400 anxiety is setting in lads..

oh my days she was so cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jovv_hQJTp0

>>81840514
>You may dislike HHL but at least he has mates and goes out on Friday and Saturday nights, while you sit here on your computer posting on a board for virgin NEETs
Get a life dollymong

REMINDER
Ignore the 400 spammer
We DO NOT want him here!!

>>81840518
fuck off cuntoid

you all are so grim

imagine being this upset at one of the most popular posters here lmao

>>81840546
Everybody hates HHL hes a massive cunt.

dollymong need that drama. sad lonely virgin

>>81840542
Why do you come here then, lad?

>>81840514
is going to a drugden just to spam clickbait politics headlines from his phone really a life?

Why did he cut the fuel?

HHL is one massive narcissistic virgin who just wants attention. thats all he wants. seriously imagine an almost 40 virgin drug addict who spends his life on 4chan.

>>81840565
DO NOT REDEEM THE FUEL

Bed in 20, early shift tomorrow oh yey

If some spacker makes a new thread before 500 post limit is reached. IGNORE THE NEW THREAD. Fuck it we are staying in here no matter what.

Thank fk it will all come to an end next week

>>81840576
Agreed fuck that clown

Where's the new thread? Chop chop

>>81840579
You an heroing lad?

>>81840572
>seriously imagine an almost 40 virgin drug addict who spends his life on 4chan.
Take a look in the mirror

>>81840585
about 90 posts away arsehat

>>81840586
Ofcom will take us all out x

Bored me. Kinda wempted to just have a few drinks and then go down the chippy for some scran.

>>81830990
>>81830990
New thread liddingtons get in

Bump limit is 400 now, mong

Why did he keep on pulling back?

>>81840600
dont fucking tempt me mate i keep getting curious

>>81840585
I'm making one rn, hhl themed if thats alright with you my lads

>81840518
Fuck your anxiety hope you have a panic attack lmao

>>81840598
Beehive lad. We all thirsty in life x

>>81840598
EAT SOME PROPER FOOD
YOU'VE BEEN EATING JUNK EVERY DAY FOR YEARS

>>81840603
How are we on page 1 though?

>>81840603
Absolute rubbish. Talking utter tosh.

>>81840598
Nothing wrong with having a couple of drinks imo, we all bored in life

>>81840603
You don't need to sign your name when you post lad

>>81840598
>bored me might abuse alcohol

yes sean well done kill yourself quicker you fucking parasite

>>81840624
>>81840631
Imagine falling for shit bait like this lmao, proper mong moment

Drinking doesn't do anything for you though, just the opposite. You don't need it to have a good time, that is a delusion.

>>81840648
It does plenty for me mate, cheers

proper bored
sat here twisting my snail trail

>>81840648
I love drinking desu, ill never stop

>>81840660
weirdly i was sat bored and twisting shit too, but a zipper not my hair

what i've done
x

>>81840645
You can't walk it back like that, you thought the bump limit was 400 and you have been proven wrong by a confederacy of your peers

Anxiety is off the charts here lads

>>81840668
stopped listening to LP at 13
still have most of their albums on CD though

>>81840672
Good, deal with it you fucker x

Get a bag in Sean

finished with the greyhounds now, up two quid x

>>81840672
Fuck off and die cunt. x

>>81840672
hope it fucking kills you, twat

>>81840682
Last bag was 2 years ago, miss it a lot ngl but also glad im off it

>>81840667
snail trail hair is fun to play with in my experience, would do again

Having a few VKs me. No wodka or whiskeys tonight though. Keeping it womfy x

>>81840679
first CD i ever had was meteora xx

A lot of hostility ITT, very unwomfortable

Hhl will be all posters tonight

sad sad life you lead lad

>>81840710
Gonna cry little lad?

>>81840709
mine was Tool
was kinda sad, I bought it because my parents had it, so I knew I liked it
basically bought shit we already fucking had just because i wanted to take 0 risk with my cheeky 10 queen tokens

>>81840514
He just called these so called mates "hangers on" and "pint pinchers". Sounds like they're only hanging around with him to use him.

>>81840703
>Keeping it womfy
You wont

>>81840703
To Sunderland City CounciI

I am writing to raise urgent concerns about a resident in a care home or assisted living facility who is engaged in highly unsafe and inappropriate behaviour. Despite being under supposed supervision, this individual-aged in their 30s-is regularly leaving the premises to consume large amounts of alcohol and obtain illicit drugs such as cocaine. They often return intoxicated without consequence, indicating a serious breakdown in oversight.

Even more troubling, while in a drunken state, this person has been posting disturbing content on public forums, particularly the /britfeel/ general thread on 4chan. Their posts include racist language, hate speech, and open support for Nazi ideology. This not only poses a reputational risk to the facility but raises serious questions about the safety and well-being of others living there.

Care environments exist to protect and support vulnerable individuals-not to enable harmful, antisocial, or dangerous behavior. This ongoing situation reflects a failure of safeguarding procedures and may require urgent attention from social services, regulatory authorities, or law enforcement. I urge you to investigate this matter promptly and take appropriate action to ensure the safety of all residents and staff.

Sincerely,
Anon

>>81840710
Name on 400 mong

>>81840726
I'd do the same though mate, he's a waste of space.
HHL would be the mate you try to make drink piss by telling him its just warm cider
feel a bit sorry for the fella we actually did that to when I was younger

>>81840728

Why can't you just be womfy, Anon Ymous?

at what age does it become emabrrasing to live with your parents

>parents listen to Tool
Bizarre this

>>81840742
>at what age does it become emabrrasing to live with your parents
25

>>81840745
whats bizarre about it mate
they liked em, i did too
they had weirder fucking taste like insisting Metallica - Load was their best album

>>81840742
These days I'd say 25

>>81840742
25.

30 is the absolute cut off point

>>81840742
I was gonna say 22
basically if you pass the age when you could have already moved out for uni, you should have moved out by then
like i was out by 19 just for uni, but if you got a job instead then save up a bit then be out early 20s

I dindu nuthin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkBudDWu3R0

it not right what ofcom do to us

but at the same time its impossible to move on out on minimum wage so if you haven't built a career in your early 20s you're fucked xx

>>81840749
>>81840756
>>81840764
seems fair
>>81840765
22 is a bit harsh given house prices in souf these days lad dare i say

Booting a rugby ball off chika's bald bonce

>>81840782
>22 is a bit harsh given house prices in souf these days lad dare i say
I meant like renting mate, I got a job after uni and then ran out and found the cheapest room houseshare I could find

>>81840765
Used to be 22 before the COVID-19 era inflation. Now it really is almost impossible to move out on a starter salary in a lot of the country without serious hardship, so it's more 25 (If you're not earning enough by that age then you aren't doing well)

>>81840781
Depends where you live tbqh I moved out alone on bennies about 10 years ago

>>81840679
>>81840709
>>81840725
Based alternative rock enjoyers

>>81840795
>10 years ago
come on lad

>>81840339
ssm never gets dressed up like this anymore. not even for 'elen, who just bought him a 1,500 bong e-bike. it sad.

>>81840790
to get a place to yourself definitely, but I was on 22k when I started and found an "all bills included" houseshare room for 600 a month
even if that bumped to 1k, I would still be alright even if it that would be a bit fucking tight for my liking

>>81840804
I meant I've been living alone since then. Have moved between a couple of different flats. Current one is 510 quid rent, 1 bedroom, housing bennies on tap.

>>81840812
Is that how much is cost? Kinell. Wonder where she got the money. She is only a humble NHS nurse

>>81840803
Grown out of it by now though mate. Still love me Tool though.

>>81840825
where do you live? for 510 i'd be living in pure squalor or in a garage

At the end of the day lids, the HHL era ends when I say it ends.

>>81840836
So you don't listen songs from your youth for nostalgia

>>81840789
oh yeah fair
renting is horrid tho

>>81840847
North west
Its not the best area, not the worst, I'm used to it. Good enough for me.

>>81840848
Next week it'll all be over. Hope Ofcom takes your wifi out too

>>81840849
from time to time, i didnt fully outgrow them but some stuff like linkin park is fully removed from my library
some coreshit i do spin every now and again

>>81840853
oh yeah dont get me wrong the houseshare was cheap for a reason, although i did make friends for life there too
i just wanted cheap and i wanted to be independent, and i had to move for work so it was the excuse i needed. i was also used to it from uni where i lived with other random people

>>81840848
Your life is controlled by the DWP and the care home staff.

>>81840751
Metallica and Tool. Your parents sound based.

Also I like Load and Reload.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vk97t1qjD60
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji_QolNU4I8

>>81840831
I looked up the model on goo-goo-google and it said 1,500. will be on fb marketplace soon

>>81840848
lmao you live a lonely lonely life sean

>>81840879
i don't hate the albums, but calling it their best is a bit much to me. the folks are very much like "dad rock" enjoyers so they arent keen on the thrashier side of things

scranning baklava

>>81840848
Wagies arguing if they can afford a roof over their head while you kick back in your own gaff. It lovely x

Post-500 anxiety setting in lads

>>81840897
im a wagie in a nicer house than any of you twats

Necking this VK nows x

Fuck ofcom x

>>81840903
Now that is worrying indeed, it doesn't bump, ffs.

Helpers gaff on for free
You will slave to keep him alive
Cheers x

Strings being weaved x

I live with the mummy and daddy and I'm 33 lol. Pretty much given up with dating until I have my own place. Bit embarrassed but what can ya do. I save more money here

>>81840742
When you earn enough money that your rent is about 30% max

The whole country is a weehive toiling for the HHL the king bee x

>>81840924
you'll be mint for sure mate, i just cant go back now
even staying with my parents for a week on some time off is hell to me, i enjoy being able to wank anytime i want or having rough shits at 3am without waking anyone up

>>81840871
yeah fair lad

>>81840937
trip back on, tardo

How it should be x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7-CKirWZE

Garn weehive me x

>>81840937

>the king bee

Lmfao I like that. Imma start using that from on x

>>81840956
Jog on slave cunt x

delusions of grandeur toil for hhl tonight

>>81840975
touch a nerve did I spergy mong?

>king bee
kek

Lots of sameseaning going on ITT

Lads I'm going for a shit now and if when I'm back there isn't a new thread I'm gonna be fucking fuming.

listneing to ariana grande hardstyle remixes ent i

>>81840939
I understand that mate I had my own place for a few years. Do miss walking around that house in my undies and having shits with the door open

>>81841002
You take your phone when you go for a shit tho lad

sameseaning haha I like that will use that from now on x

New nu

>>81841029

>>81840988

Saved that pic me.

In me King Bee era now x

neighbour phones me up 5 mins ago.
"Can you buy x for me, can i pop round, you busy"
FUCK OFF its 9:30pm you geriatric cunt!