Thread 81469825

Amplexus edition

How do you pronounce that?

Ample-Exus?
Amp-Lexus?
Ample-Lexus?
Ampe-Lexus?

Wonder if Ruth has been down "Grape Lane" in York

Crashes into the thread

>>81469848
She went down on my rancid cock that's for sure.

Making a new thread is such a fuckin rigmorale

Hearing SSM is already in debt again

>>81469849
Big poo explosion. Imagine the smell.

Took the day off because yesterday was a ridiculously long and hard shift.

Thinking of going up the Malverns again, but I'm so knackered from yesterday I don't think I'd be able to beat my previous best.

He said he is going to Swanage today. Not seen any updates though.

>>81469867
Mental how old he looks here

There is something wrong with never having travelled. Tell a woman or a normie that and you'll see it on her face. It's wrong.

>>81469849
Saar it was a low quality plane you bloody benchod

Me before antidepressants:
>sense of urgency
>regular exercise
>developing the focus and motivation to push forward in life
Me after antidepressants:
>lazy
>stupid
>stuck in a false sense of comfort
>practically no motivation to exercise
>dick doesn't work as well
GEE THANKS BIG PHARMA

>>81469867
Wasn't he the fat bloke in The Office?

>>81469907
Some people are born to only ever live in their own town and never live life.

>>81469907
100 years ago 95% of the population wouldn't have left the country, 300 years ago 95% of the population would never have been more than 20 miles from home

>>81469916
Why'd you take them then? For me? They work, simple as. No dick issues either.

There is something wrong with being a virgin. Tell a woman or a normie that and you'll see it on her face. It's wrong.

>>81469867
I keep seeing this goblin getting posted. Who is he?

>>81469930
He's gimmick posting, anon.

>>81469939
What about catholic priests?

>>81469926
We dont live 200 years ago though

>>81469939
Women don't care if you're a virgin. Other men however will mock you

>>81469951
I've nothing against travelling for specific purposes, but why go to India or some other shithole just so you can say 'I've travelled'

Saar do not redeem air miles

>>81469947
Most people nowadays think they are weird. Of course 200 years ago things were different

>>81469956
It's the other way around, women see virginity as an ick, most men don't care

>>81469930
>Why'd you take them then?
I started them in November if I remember right. I guess I was panicking about my life. But maybe I should have just relied on my natural instincts to fix my situation, rather than take some shitty drug.

Do you think they've helped you in life then? I just seriously need to get back into a job and if the drugs will help me do that then maybe I should take them but my recent job applications have gone nowhere. Maybe I should stick with the antidepressants and hope that works out. Or maybe I should stop them completely and hope my instincts will be able to fix my life.

what do you do when you find a spider in your house/flat/boxroom. i kill them because im too lazy for the paper and cup faff

>>81469958
It's not just to say "I've travelled" though. You just see it that way because you can't understand why someone would do something you don't want to do. Due to your autism.

>>81469956
As a man who has had sex, I can assure you we don't really think twice about a man's virginity

>>81469916
They helped me with OCD, 200mg sertraline for 3/4 years now but those years vanished, can barely remember a thing.

Just started tapering off, been on 150mg for nearly two weeks, no withdrawl effects I think but my libido is better already, but thats not saying much because it was nearly zero most of the time.

>>81469980
>As a man who has had sex

>>81469966
I been on Sertraline for 15 years and I feel they massively help me. Anytime I have tried to go off them, after the withdrawal, I just feel massively irritable, anxious and my anger issues are increased x100. It could be placebo but my family say they help keep me calm and centered and I have only had more issues when I went off them.
Not saying that would be the case for everyone of course. They haven't magically fixed my life, I'm still a NEET failure but at least I'm not immediately suicidal or depressed all the time.

>53 Britons among the 242 people on board
Has DVDmong posted today?

>>81469982
Yes I should have said in my other posts. They help me massively with my OCD bollocks too. I can let things go a bit easier and don't get obsessive over stupid shit like my television not being straight or crying if someone moves my furniture slightly.

>>81469978
>you can't understand why someone would do something you don't want to do. Due to your autism.
Of course I can, I think if anything it's the other way around here. I have no interest in travelling to Japan, but could understand why a weeb would want to. I wouldn't see the point of someone travelling to Japan just so they can say 'I've travelled' though.

Literally nothing, and I mean nothing, better than a nap.

>>81470025
I usually feel worse after a nap, like my body is telling me I shouldn't be doing it. Always wake up groggy and sickly.

Literally nothing, and I mean nothing, better than a nappy.

>>81469999
>Anytime I have tried to go off them, after the withdrawal, I just feel massively irritable, anxious and my anger issues are increased x100.
Some of those issues may be withdrawal symptoms. The Royal College of Psychiatrists lists withdrawal symptoms like this:
>anxiety which comes and goes, sometimes in intense 'surges'
>low mood, feeling unable to be interested in or enjoy things
>anger, sleeplessness, tiredness, loss of co-ordination and headache
https://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/mental-health/treatments-and-wellbeing/stopping-antidepressants

>They haven't magically fixed my life, I'm still a NEET failure but at least I'm not immediately suicidal or depressed all the time.
I see. I just really need to get a fucking job and I don't know whether the meds are the best option for that or not.

Feeling depressed and suicidal can be shit but maybe it can be overcome without meds. Maybe those low moods are meant to provide us with the motivation to make life changes.

I had a suicidal period a few years ago but I managed to get through it. Obviously people should do what they think is best for themselves - if someone wants to take an antidepressant then okay. I just question whether they're good. Maybe numbing your true feelings isn't a good idea. Your true feelings can actually help you. If you're in a situation and you feel suicidal then you might eventually think "okay I need to make significant changes so I feel I have a purpose in life again", so you get that motivation to make changes.

Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno.

>>81470034
Afternoon Sean lad

>>81470037
I know they aren't withdrawal symptoms because they're all major issues I had before I initially started them.
Try a few of them before you give up. I know some people one didn't work but another one did and if SSRIs don't work there are other kinds as well.

>>81469881
Did he do sandford lane? if so, no swanage today.

>>81469907
Ask a woman or normie where they have """travelled""" and you'll no longer give a shit about their opinion on travelling

>>81469967
I wake mummy up at 2 am screaming to come take it out.

Even if you've travelled around Europe. Some people will think it's weird if you've never travelled outside of Europe

>>81470012
You're trying to argue with boxroom dollymong. He literally never leaves his house or 4chan

>>81469967
just leave it desu, i have 3 that live in my bathroom but never seen any in the rest of the flat

>had high paying job
>ended up being made redundant
>only other job i could find was dominos
>all driver positions taken so told I had to wait it out
>they put me on the till
>everyone orders online
>only phone calls are prank calls
>cant talk to colleagues because theyre romanian
>assistant manager constantly steals from the fridge
>seen him change the price of pizzas to 0 for his mates
>one day the big boss was in
>indian pajeet customer comes in
>asks for a pizza
>I misheard her because of her strong pajeet accent, she comes back all pissed because shes got the wrong pizza
>i barely understand paki speech
>"DIS IS NUT TANDORI HOT"
>get her a new pizza
>she screams about wanting an extra dip
>yeah whatever
>boss sees this
>pulls me aside and shouts at me for giving away a dip
>dominos is tiny
>everyone can hear me being rinsed out about a dip
>the fuck is this job
>for the next two weeks boss pulls up in his citreon shitbox and shows up routinely when im on shift
>he stands outside the store and stares at me through the window
>decided fuck it
>wave at him
>he glares at me and storms in
>asks me if I think this is a joke
>tell him its pizza
>he flips out
>I just walk out

And thats how I lost my job at dominos today.

>>81470103
Most people washed their shopping with bleach and queued up for 2 hours to enter Tesco while wearing masks. If you still care what they think, you're ngmi

see that jeet plane that crashed? was going to gatwick, all the petrol stations in gatwick arent gonna have anyone to work night shift next week now, its gonna be chaotic

>>81470128
Me? I never took a single clotshot. Probably only had 10 baths since covid. Still alive.

Air India flight manifest

>>81469966
The come down on SSRI is real, I've gone cold turkey so many times. This time I'm never going back, if you go cold turkey it'll take like 6 months + motivation to get back to your old self.

>>81470140
what has helped? I feel kinda trapped on these things.

>>81470138
many good saars no longer with us

>>81470055
Maybe you had reasons to feel angry though, I dunno. Maybe your parents placed unreasonable expectations on you. Maybe your life was stressful for whatever reason. Everyone has to manage anger I guess but if you do feel angry about something then there might be a legitimate reason why you feel angry.

I guess my worry if I do take antidepressants for longer is that it will lull me into a false sense of security where I think "oh it's fine if stay jobless for a bit longer, or if I have less motivation to push myself - drugs will make me happy so who cares"

Ideally I want to be like I was when I was a teenager. I wasn't taking antidepressants and I had a pretty active and fulfilling life, because I had the motivation to get my happiness from experiences, rather than from a drug.

Also one thing you said, I've heard similar things before:
>my family say [the meds] help keep me calm and centered and I have only had more issues when I went off them
Okay but the purpose of your life isn't to keep your family happy. The purpose of your life is to do the best you can for yourself. Your parents had the chance to make their own decisions, for their own satisfaction. So surely you have the right to that chance as well.

>>81470164
including Ms Pooja Harshit

helperlad never helped me desu

Niomi Long getting roasted in the comments

https://x.com/naomi_long/status/1932760824604426643

>>81470140
Yeah I've been on/off multiple times. I've been off them for the last week, after a few months of taking them. I feel alright, although a bit demotivated and lethargic.

But yes that is one thing that has worried me: how long it will take to get back to my old self. The brain apparently has to readjust back to normal, according to the Royal College of Psychiatrists:
>Physical dependence means that your body has adapted to the presence of a substance or medication.
>This produces tolerance and withdrawal effects because the body 'misses' it when it is gone.
https://www.rcpsych.ac.uk/mental-health/treatments-and-wellbeing/stopping-antidepressants

>>81470087
He didn't do Sandford Lane yesterday so he could drink in Swanage today

>>81470163
>>81470192

Okay so I've probably taken every SSRI under the sun and been on/off them for about 13 years.

So for me, its been about remembering who I was and what I looked like way before any SSRI came into the picture.

Which has meant, dropping like 80lbs.

So things that helped
>taking a weed edible and lifting weights
Idk what it is, I'm not a big dude weed bro, but when I ingest THC and lift I can feel each individual muscle, so it's really helped with lifting. Makes me keep my posture in check and I can feel everything working
>running on the streets
I started slowly, doing night runs at like 2am, just round the block, now I can just go out and run about.
>diet
I reduced my diet way down to the basics.
>grains, tuna/protien and used Chatgpt to help portion it out into cup measurements
Literally buy yourself some "Cup" measurements, easiest shit to sort out portion sizes.

Beyond that its been rebuilding that confidence again and looking in the mirror and seeing someone I like. This whole process has taken at least a year. But I dont ever want to go back even if it means I schizo out on the street and go ballistic.

>>81470194
Swanage looks lush. Definitely going to drive down there for a few days this summer

>>81470004
He's in hiding in a leisure centre somewhere in Norn Iron

>>81470206
Any Toby's nearby?

>>81470004
and not a single one was white

>>81470187
She's been getting called fat for years, it'd be more newsworthy if she wasn't being called a whale.

Me? I leave me shopping trolley outside of its designated shelter. Let the wagies have a bit of fresh air for ten minutes and come pick them up. If everyone parked them in the bays, there would be no trolleylads.

>>81470221
LAZYBONES

>>81470221
the trolley lads move them from the designated trolley shelters back inside
anyone who does not return their trolley to the designated trolley shelters is subhuman. when the day comes you will be the first to go

>>81470221
I was a trolleylad for a bit so I appreciate that. Used to push like 60 trolleys at once even though we werent supposed too, almost slid a few into oncoming traffic due to lack of any actual training. Good times.

Can't believe DVDlad is dead. I know I relentlessly mocked him, but I'll miss his cheeky blu-ray updates

>>81470217
No idea. That lad who is always at service stations will know. He loves a Toby so he does

>>81470221
I take my mum shopping and use disabled bay and she tells me to leave them there because they're really handy for other disabled people who might need them. Still feels wrong to me though and I bet the trolly-dollies remove them later on anyway

>Stockton wanted to use carbon fibre because its cheap and weighs less
>Theres a subtle nod to the idea of Elon Musk and his starships being reusable
>Carbon Fibre apparently is made up of strings of carbon
>Even in testing it was imploding
>They didnt change a thing
>Kept the submarine as it was and Stockton was the only one who spent a great deal of piloting it
>Many times the sub would make sounds indicating the Carbon was tearing
>They knew this but Stockton referred to it as the "carbon seasoning"
>One day after a particular "seasoning" event an engineer found a crack in the hull
>Stockton fired the engineer that told him this would happen and they rebuilt the hull
>The sub continued to make "seasoning" noises as Stockton used it
>The month or so before the final implosion they left the Sub in sub zero temps, because they couldnt afford to move it
>Water getting in the cracks from the previous "seasoning" and freezing basically expanding the cracks
>They did nothing even though they were told about this
>Everyone dies

>>81470235
I wish I had passion for anything like that lad has for Toby's

>>81470240
Real men test in production

>>81470230
Killed by a falling pile of Disney DVDs. It not rite.

I would do anything for love but I won't do that

>>81470258
Quotelad?

>>81470258
State of those soles on the right.

Fuck, is he back?

>>81470264
>>81470266
It's obviously a mockery of ruthmong you utter tards

>12k Indians fly in to the UK each day
Grim

>>81470273
salri, probably about 3 or 4 thosand of them were on that one plane

>>81470266
His 3 day ban must be over

FREE FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
TO US OUR TEA IS NEAR DIVINE
FREE FREEEE WUPPASTINE
SEETHIES STOLEN OUR TEA TIME
FREE FREE FREE WUPPASTINE
RICH TEA BISCUITS? A WAR CRIME.

>>81470273
>worked for a middle eastern airline call centre once
>lad calls up ranting about forrenurs
>'hundreds of the fuckers fly into our country every fucking day because of you cunts'
>tell him 'luckily we have just as many planes going in the other direction'
>he laughs and says that made him feel a little better
>get reprimanded by call coach for appeasing a racist
resigned soon after

>What a weird post, analysising 'posting style'
Thats idmong

>>81470284
'ate muslims
'ate palestine
love seeing palestinians blown up

simple as

Wonder if any indians work in HHL's spacker home

>>81470235
>>81470241
There's 4 in the Bournemouth area, SSM has been to the Poole one. I came very close to getting the Poole one SSM goes to in april, but I was being picked up by someone and couldn't spare 30 minutes

Lucky lad has all this within 10 miles

>>81470318
There's 3 near me too. Only been to one of them myself, but I've gone off roast dinners so not for me anymore, but it could be for you, but it's not for me

>>81470292
What's the weather in Tel Aviv like this afternoon?

If you don't go and follow Aba Al Sadiq, then you are ruining your life and your soul. You will never find another way to escape this false system. And to Ruthmong specifically, this is your only way of getting a shag ever. He'll sort you out with a bird to shag.

>>81470287
Any proof of any of this? It sounds so made up.

>>81470108
Sorry lad you must think I'm someone else.

>>81470327
>but it could be for you
Oh it definitely is for me. You the stoke lad?

Actually I reckon you're Bolton anon, you mentioned the Bolton one before

I've only ever been to Eastbourne once, and I specifically drove there just to get the Oxfam. There's a Toby there too which I didn't get at the time so I'll have to go back one day

Quite liked this film

>>81470202
Interesting. I wonder if it's even possible for me to get back to my non-drugged self. It might be possible but realistically it's probably going to take months at least.

I just don't want to be drugged up forever, with my dick not working. I used to be relatively normal and normality is all I want to be honest - but psychiatrists for some reason think it's justified to cajole people into taking drugs that fuck them up for years on end

Would love to visit SSM's Toby. Want to visit his Poole CEX too.

AB auditing them immigrants in France. They don't give them a lush hotel to stay in there.

https://youtu.be/zlQLNt2OIck

>>81470423
Go on then. Go there with a bit of paper that says britfeel, take a photo and then post on here. You won't.

Bond literally rapes in the early films. Mad to think this was what dominant male was all about back then.

>>81470441
I will lad. Garn visit this pub in Weymouth too

This lad is absolutely frothing at the mouth raging, desperate to say that another lad can't possibly go to a Toby Carvery or a CEX. State.

>>81470410
Same lad. Will never take any pills. My depression is only cured by regular sex and other fulfillments. Getting no sex at all is grim. Since I can't get these basics in life, I am depressed all the time. I refuse to contribute to society if I can't have a normie life. I'm too depressed to work.

Awake again.Been sleeping on n offsince 1am.Guess i go for a walk after shower.x

>>81470478
You've got to make an effort if you want to shag. And that starts with working. Women want guys who have a job.

Had a dream about that day in primary school when we went to tesco nd they were showing us what they do for their wagie tasks n stuff.Point in that. But i was mostly thinking even tesco back then looked nicer, more soul.

>>81470491
Not just any job lad. Just working isn't enough for fucking pussy these days. You've got to be exciting, in a good job, good pay. It's all messed up for men like me.

>>81470501
I've gotten shags when I worked collecting trolleys in ASDA. Didn't realise birds thought that was so exciting.

>>81470505
Sounds unlikely.

>>81470500
I think it's because they've opened up the stores more. There's fewer cramped aisles and the new white led lighting makes you feel like you're in a giant warehouse. Some of the smaller stores still have the cozy feel to them, but they're slowly being replaced also.

>>81470501
It's all messed up for you because you ruined your own life by doing nothing for over a decade. You could have had a normal life by doing well in exams, moving out, going to uni, getting a good job, etc. etc. Instead you decided to just hide in your room. And now you blame other people for this. It's comical. No one forced you to spend a decade doing nothing in your bedroom lad. It was your choice every day to do nothing. A choice you still make daily.

Love a bit of rain me x

>>81470501
Modern women aren't worth shit. Obsessing over them is silly

>>81470512
You think no one who has a shit job has ever had sex? You must be joking lad.

>>81470532
It's my favorite weather. I'm always going for walks in it.

>>81470536
This lad knows the score. Oh aye

>>81470536
Ah the old sour grapes. Classic.

I like the "modern women" twist. A good way to pretend that you'd somehow have been attractive to women in another era. Perfect idea to frame it that it's the women's fault they don't like you. It's not that you are repellent to women. It's that women have been corrupted over time. Right, copemaster? Lol.

dollymong in his boxroom having a mad one again. Sad!

>>81470536
Is this how you cope with being an incel? Genuinely sad

>>81470556
>. A good way to pretend that you'd somehow have been attractive to women in another era.
NTA, but this is a reasonable assumption. Of course some men are so low down the totem pole that they'd never be attractive in any era, but generally most men today would have been more attractive, both in themselves, and to women, 20/50/100 years ago

one reply was enough boxroom spakker. Didn't need a second one x

third spaff of the day phwoarr

>>81470563
>>81470556
The only caveat is that modern men are shit too, but that doesn't discount from the fact that women are too

Women and the government ruined my life. I should have been having sex 15 years ago. Life irredeemably ruined.

>>81470564
I don't agree at all. All of the qualities that make men disgusting to women, like weakness, insecurity, lack of purpose, self-pity, etc. etc. would be even MORE disgusting to women back in the days when life was harder. When life was more brutal and demanding, those traits weren't just unattractive, they were actually liabilities. Women would have avoided them like the plague.

>>81470514
Aye, something like that
>>81470532
Same hen x

Has he been to the York oxfam bookshop?

fourth spaff of the day phwoarr

All day. Every day. The seething little neet incel in his little mouldy boxroom cries on britfeel about other neets and incels. Peak mental illness

lD

>ywn live in Great Malvern
Why live?

Gna try not to just sit down somewhere n stare at my phone this time while am out

>>81470587
To be honest lad you seem like the one seething. You keep posting about this anonymous poster, who might as well be anyone or everyone. If it is one person, he's clearly got up your nose a bit. If it isn't then you're losing your mind.

Dossers who don't talk to women and don't have a job giving out dating and career advice. Comical.

lncel

>>81470585
>pride books
It's just 50% "my boyfriend got aids in the 1980s" innit

>>81469825 (OP)
this pic was cute and made me smile

I believe i already coined the "soi bop" or "soi bounce" for the way ppls shoulders go up n down as they walk outside staring at their phone screen,,but am guilty of it myself bc its anxiety relief,i think u expect it from some ppl but when its like a 65yo man bouncing away on instagram you start to think wtf is this world now

lnceI

>>81470595
Sorry to hear that you don't talk to women and don't have a job lad. Planning to take any steps to improve the situation?

Looks like boxroom boy got his nerves rattled HARD there. Hit too close to home, clearly.

>>81470525
it's not always the person's fault lad

i did well in exams, and i moved out, and i went to uni, and i worked several jobs

then i got a bit stressed out and some doctor cunt decided to put me in mental hospital for a bit. years have now elapsed because i'm stuck in a cycle of going on and off antidepressants. i know i don't want to take them. i know that i just want to be a normal person who works a job. that's all i want to fucking do. but doctors are like "oh you'll never get back to normality without drugs". they don't actually know that, they're just guessing, because they're cunts.

my point is that we don't all have the same life situations. some people do have genuine problems that "normal" people don't have.

I am owed a 15 year backlog of vagina.

>his city doesnt have the tallest cinema in the world
Heh

>>81470608
What about my comment implied that? Learn to read.

Me? I doss and bang sloots all teh time.

>>81470612
Sure, but you seem like the kind of lad who would actually work to overcome his problems. Not the kind of lad who'd blame everyone else and do fuck all.

>>81470621
>I doss and bang sloots

>>81470619
I assumed you must have been talking about yourself lad. Why else say it? How long have you been unemployed?

>>81470582
>All of the qualities that make men disgusting to women
Thats literally the point though, all the quality that make women unattractive to men are more prevelent than ever today, thats basically the long way of saying 'modern women are shit'.

50 years ago Ruthlad and all the other incels would have walked straight into a factory job from school, they'd have had their own place, maybe a small pokey flat in a bad area if they only had factory work, but still, the fact they had a job, more confidence etc would have made women more attracted to them. Women basically took anyone back in the day.

ITS OVER

OFCOM INVESTIGATION BEEN COMPLETED
THEY BANNING 4CHAN IN UK

ITS OFFICIALLY OVER

>>81470585
Yeah, there's two actually, been to both. Bought a Welsh book in there.

boxroom dollymong seething that dossers get pussy while he gets none despite white knighting all day on 4chan

>>81470630
>assumed you must have been talking about yourself lad.
I very clearly wasn't. You need to work on your reading comprehension skills.

>>81470633
That lad isn't saying modern women are shit because they're unattractive. He's saying they are shit because they aren't attracted to him.

>>81470593
This is objectively true, women have less sprogs than ever, they are less valuable than they ever were. That's not even counting the fact most of them are promiscuous drug users that are caked in tattoos

>>81470635
DoIIymong will NOT like this

>>81470644
Who were you talking about then? Surely not another anonymous poster? That wouldn't make sense at all lad. Unless you're just projecting something that's going on in your own life onto anonymous people you don't know anything about. Are you looking for work or just planning to stay NEET for a bit?

Of course the shut in boxroom dweller hates tattoos

>>81470625
on some occasions i definitely worked to overcome my problems. on other occasions i've been guilty of laziness etc. the guy who made the other post, i don't know his life situation, but maybe he's had genuine difficulties in life. you know the saying about not judging a person unless you've walked in their shoes?

>>81470648
Only an incel would think this. I may live in a boxroom and be a virgin, but at least I'm not an incel like you. Touch grass, dosser

>>81470658
>unless you've walked in their shoes?
haha

Who is "the shut in boxroom dweller"? Bit lost. Seems like he's talking about Shippy but Shippy isn't a shut-in.

>>81470662
>shut in boxroom dweller with tattoos

>>81470663
I'm neither an incel, a virgin nor a boxroom dweller

>>81470658
I do know his life situation and his only real difficulties in life are massive, overwhelming character flaws that he hasn't even started to acknowledge let alone chip away at.

boxroom shutin absolutely seething rn

Shippy is a virgin wagie. Learn your lore lads

>>81470612
Nice bait,. but your excessive use of whitespaces to drastically increase the size of your bait post, is way too obvious.
Good effort, but learn what subtlety is, young twollkun.

thread is utter shite rn youre all spackers

>>81470667
It's the lad who spends all day, every day for months now seething at other anons feelposts. It doesn't matter what time you come here to post, he's here complaining about "problematic" posts and projecting his worthless existence onto them. It's honestly pathetic.

>>81470674
Yep, but not all the time, banging sloots does occasionally impinge upon my doss time.

>>81470691
Can I be blunt with you? I highly, highly doubt that is just one poster. In fact I'd bet a lot of money on it being multiple people.

>>81470687
It's literally just 1 sad bloke who likes to samefag and reply to himself constantly.

>>81470691
That poster is indeed the lad who calls himself 'Shippy'

>incels don't like tattoos and debt being attached to females
>sloots love lads with tattoos and debt

Lad do you think one other person makes every other post in this thread or what? If so why keep coming here to talk to him?

Shippy a van dweller

anyone here played red alert one? its one of my favorite games mostly due to nostalgia

>>81470714
>Lad do you think one other person makes every other post in this thread or what? If so why keep coming here to talk to him?
melty

>>81470717
Was just thinking this earlier, I've had sex and I'm a minimum wage van driver

>>81470712
>sloots love lads with tattoos and debt
This is why Helen stays with SSM

>>81470717
That's the Biggest /Britfeel/ Secret. Shippy has been homeless for a while now and lives in a van. He goes up and down the country masturbating in it.

>>81470725
Only one of those statements is true

Is Shippy pretending he isn't an incel again? State of that mans life

>>81470712
Yeah men and women are different and are attracted to different things

SINCE WHEN DID YOU LIKE
PUNK ROCK BAAANDS???!

GREEEN EYES LEEANING IN ON ME

GREEEEN EYES AM I WHAT YOU WANNA SEEE?

AM I WHAT YOU WANNA SEE?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLelyVoB4v4

>>81470734
Do you think he wasn't thinking it earlier?

Jewish gentleman in Australia getting riled up late at night

>>81470734
You're right actually. Only one of them is

>>81470754
How is austrailia treating you

>>81470747
Don't worry Shippy, 2026 will be your year x

>>81470754
SIC and Cdot both seethe about you absolutely every day lad. It's getting tiresome.

Jewish gentleman obsessed with pretending other men are virgins

The Apus have bought Poundland.

>>81470759
Ok, thanks lenlad, sorry you're dead n sheeit.

It's not the Jews fault you're still a virgin Shippy

The rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated. I am currently sat with a woffee enjoying pic related. Shit day innit?

I thought Shippy lost his virginity to Poley? Loremaster, you here to clarify?

ITS AN OMEN

>>81470774
This is actually false. Poley only gave Shippy a handjob

RIP poundland

>>81470789
For me its Poundstretcher

>>81470781
I'm a long time poster, been here since roughly 9 years ago. Who am I.

>>81470791
that will be next, inflation will take them all

>>81470792
NTA, but, you're almost me, but I wouldn't call myself a "long time poster", we're all newfags.

I'm a long time masturbator, part time poster, full time toaster.

>>81470792
I don't have psychic abilities lad

>>81470807
You should refer back to your ancient texts.

In March 2027 SIC returned to London for a friend's wedding. While here he decided to meet up with BritNormie, He took him to 'The Clove Club' in Shoreditch and offered to treat BritNormie to dinner. SIC casually asked BN how things were going in the advertising game. "Ah you know, the heyday has passed but things are still going pretty good actually".

SIC said "Oh yeah, how much did you pull last year", he tried to pass it off as banter but BN could tell how serious he was and took slight offence to this personal question. "It was about 200k last year, anyway how are things going in Australia?", BN was actually just asking how life in general was, but SIC was quick to respond with the biggest shit eating grin he'd ever pulled "yeah I'm on about 220k now, sterling", "Oh wow, that's great mate" BN responded.

He couldn't help himself though, "By about 200K, it was 223K preciesly". SIC was fuming at this, his face dropped like a stone, and whilst BN did expect it to rile him up a little, he didn't expect this. SIC stood bolt upright and said "Well, if you're on 223K you can easily afford this bill then" and walked off. Just before he walked out of the door, he stopped and turned back. "Yeah, by about 220k, I mean 224k precisely" and sprinted out the door like he was being chased by a British Transport Police officer

Spf50 on
Cya later

>>81470815
Shippy I just asked someone if they could look something up with a Bloomberg terminal for me. Thought you'd get a kick out of that.

Need to do something with my life instead of wasting days posting anonymously on a Mongolian cat-fucking forum

What's the origin of Beehive.webm? Was it on their social media or is someone that works there one of us?

>>81470848
Have you thought about meeting a woman and losing your virginity Shippy? Nice little project for you.

>>81470847
>I just asked someone if they could look something up with a Bloomberg terminal for me.

>>81470901
Here's what he grabbed for me.

>>81470858
The manager of Beehive is a /britfeel/er

>>81470848
Have you considered climbing the Malvern hills?

>>81470905
Bloody hell, SEBL didn't have a good start to 2001

>>81470930
Catastrophic plunge mate. But if you'd bought a put option...

>>81470714
>If so why keep coming here to talk to him?
I rarely post in britfeel any more lad, because
>one other person makes every other post in this thread

Shippy is off work today so expect a good few hundred shitposts from him

>>81470949
It'll probably be more drivel than normal but I might finish children of men later and maybe even read a book or two.

Hoping for a leglad update. I need to know if that watering can is still upright.

Why won't Shippy have anal sex?

Obsessed with his dollies.

>waning for thunder all day
>no thunder

bollox , luv me a good thunderstorm tbqh

Sexualising his dollies.

Will Shippy ever feel the ring of a woman's spincter grasping his shaft?

>>81470996
>luv me a good thunderstorm
https://www.lightningmaps.org

>>81470979
He's had anal sex with Poley.

Lush weather for the coast tomorrow so get in there
Off work on a Frideeee

>>81471012
>Lush weather for the coast tomorrow

Scarborough?

>>81471021
Tynemouth to Whitley Bay

are there any updates in regards to HHL's wollocks status?

already drunk af me need to pace meself

only fella who survived the plane crash. british citizen named ramesh vishwakumar. its a miracle x
https://x.com/volcaholic1/status/1933159477902995796

Feel rough af me. Them 4 lokos proper done me in. Won't be drinking them again. Keeping off the wooze for a couple of days now Need to give me body a break. Gonna get out and get some fresh air into me now. Better than being stuck indoors in this heat all day.

>>81470979
I find the idea repulisive. Scat might be for you but it's not for me.

>>81471010
probably why hes such a strong adversary of anal sex nowadays

Who the hell said I was a lesbian I am not a lesbian

>>81471081
Keep calm and put a nappy on.

>>81471120
LARP confirmed. Glad we can wrap this up once and for all

me and hhl getting PISSED tonight

>>81471120
The fridge only has weird stuff in it.
The freezer only has
>>81471133
Can I not mock him? I was "nappyposting" yesterday.

>>81471085
Did you just put your dick between Poley's thighs and fuck him like that?

>>81471153
just post your hairy snatch with a timestamp, that's all we ask

>>81471081
Its 16 degrees celcius in sunderland rn according to woogle

>>81471157
It isn't hairy, and no.

>>81471156
Never had any sexual interaction with poley. I was offered anal sex by a woman once and turned it down

>>81471153
How dare you mock him? Who the fuck do you think you are?

>>81471165
I know lad I'm only fucking around, but this is a serious question...did you ever feel like Poley wanted something more between you?

Car is going in for its MOT, hopefully needs nothing doing

https://youtu.be/-e_IuYgvdf8

>>81471162
How long you gonna keep this up Yanklass? You've lost the plot

>>81471101
you tell em babe. how was work

>>81471197
Not yanklass, but I do love her bedroom.

>he's a pikey poster
>he thinks /britfeel/ is his pikey village
>he does "call out" posts to /britfeel/ posters
>he fears the dosser
>he is a sausage

eva6 was a man all along I'm fucking devastated

>'would m'lord like to thrust his meaty sword in my pooper?'
>no m'lady, i prefer the vagine

Ana de Armas corrr and I mean corrrr
Cappuccina Ballerina

>>81471221
You think this because I made fun of HHL? You're weird.

>>81471229
Yeah that is stupid. You're definitely not the only women to make fun of HHL

Putting things in peoples bum is gay, especially if it is a female, as they have a vagoo.

>>81471012
I read that as febreze at first

>>81471246
You're stupid if you use those things anyway
Willingly breathing in chemical toxins could not be me

>>81471251
Indeed. I'm lucky enough to live near the countryside. Love fresh air me.

spraying febreze in eva's room after she's done with her 7 hour goonsesh

cant be bothered with anything...might have a drink in a bit

>>81471226
OI, stay in yer lane.

>>81471229
Describe your vagina in great detail

>>81471278
Heh, insneed
Not that a single one of us even exist in the same universe as someone like her but there you go

>>81471290
Nope, you're a poof, you stick to men. You made your bed, now go be gay in it.

Dollymong j0rking his little noodle to a fat lad's larp

>>81471226
Describe your arsehole in great detail

>>81471171
>did you ever feel like Poley wanted something more between you?
Very slight indications than I was probably reading too much into, although ultimately he repeatedly said I was the least attractive person in /britfeel/, not even in a malicious way which makes it even more sincere

>>81471225
>no m'lady, i prefer the vagine

Gigachad poster you are an incel

>>81471315
I think what he actually said was that you were the least attractive lad he'd met from /britfeel/ but he'd still be into it if you were.

>>81471332
He probably thinks being an incel is a 'chad' quality

Pink coinslot

eva6's ripe punani

Willy receptacle

Boring everyone one thread after thread.

Absolute fucking kino this was, lads. I'd highly recommend it. Brando and Leigh are phenomenal.

down with the DVLA!

What's a bad religion?

PSNI LICE getting riled after a journalist asked if it was really racism

>>81471400
Is this cryptic

>>81471120
Based eva, joining in the nappyposting. But this just increases the likelihood you're a BN character.
>>81471229
He'll pitching a tent in his nappy reading you making fun of him.

i recommend salad

>>81469967
leave spider alone its hunting small shit you don't want

>>81470719
red alert 2 was the best one

I recommend anaI

I recommend leaving your boxroom

Well, it was half-past shame in the morning
And it was time
To rage online
And as the carers brought his breakfast tray
You know, he posted something
Foul and asinine

Today is just like any other day
No shame, no plan
Still dreaming paradise is "a white-only land"
And he'll get there, yes he can!

Come with him,
If you're racist and thick
And you don't mind
The nappy stink

He'll find it before he expires
Cause HelperLad's still got...
The deeply confused and troubling
Desire.

>>81471474
>red alert 2 was the best one
it was the most fun to play but i prefer the more serious tone of 1
>leave spider alone its hunting small shit you don't wan
i dont want it jumping out on me late at night. i kill all bugs

No one gave a damn
If he changed or grew
If he vanished from the planet,
They'd say, "Good riddance too"
And they all say,
"This lad is just a joke, snorting cheap coke
Sits in nappies yelling slurs until he chokes"
Bleak little fool
Got banned from the Greggs, and the Beehive too

Obsessed mong

not reading that shyte

/nappy/i:op:no;boards:r9k
/nappies/i:op:no;boards:r9k

A man sat in his room, in Gibraltar, wearing formal dress shoes, typing nappy themed poety on his laptop about a man from Sunderland

Me? I like to kill the spiders and mount their heads in pencils as a warning to the rest.

>>81471546
this right here is how you assert dominance

I don't have sex very often, but one of those times was because a man on the street, standing on the pavement outside his house, asked me if I'd like to fuck his girlfriend. In about 98% of cases I'd have turned this town because it seemed too bizarre and suspicious, thinking he was probably just trying to lure me in to mug me, but it was all legit.

Looks like DVDlad survived lads

>>81471641
I can understand why SCEA was so obsessed with posting these little mong boys, they are so hilarious

watched john carpenters vampires and now im annoyed im not a 6'4 black haired, handsome vampire, instead I am a 5'8 long blonde wavey haired man

>>81471654
>British national
>Vishwash Kumar Ramesh
>British

Got me metal detector now so might go down the beach tomorrow and see what I can find. It me new hobby in life x

>>81471706
saar do not reddem to yookayICE saar

Just want to take Crossy up the Malvern Hills

>>81471666
Cracking film that, I really like it. Really good soundtrack too.

Might garn scouting later

Watching Blu-rays with Vishwash

Saar posting

Really annoyed my America Blu-rays have been in transit for 19 days now. It usually doesn't take this long. Waiting game, innit? Even my Christmas order only took 16 days. Corrrr. Some other orders have only taken 8 days!

Don't trust planes me

>>81471153
Ah, you already did it, here's a better version.

>>81471788
Imagine sitting next to him on the plane. One minute he smell like fish the next he smell like shit. Not everyone can smell it though.

>>81471707
Maybe youll find a used condom

>>81471799
Has anyone ever smelt it, other than the bloke at Sheffield University who is friends with the 5 Great Guys plus 1?

>>81471807
With his metal detector?

>>81471817
A random woman on the train could smell it

>>81471821
Ever been into skanking? Like the dance you do to ska music?

On the bus me

>>81471859
where you going lad?

>>81471866
Meeting a bird for a quick shag

>>81471870
In retard jeans? Haha I don't think so lad.

>>81471890
I genuinely am. You'll just have to take my word for it

>>81471904
Oh I believe you're heading there for a quick shag. It's pulling it off in those jeans that won't work for you.

>>81471859
why are your jeans so skinny lad? looks like youre about to fucking split a hole in them

Seething because other lads are having sex. SAD!

>>81471978
They're retard jeans lad. Given to him by the council.
>>81472002
If he manages it I'll be pleased for him I just doubt it in those jeans. If he comes back and says "Yeah she said she didn't care that I was wearing retard jeans" then I'll be the first one to congratulate him.

>>81472009
Legs see the jeans you wear, champ.

Bought a white monster, pot noodles, and icebreakers, I feel very happy.

>>81472021
I dunno what that means, but I'm sure that you mean it.

danny devito in skinny jeans .mp4

>>81472030
oh its lush get that white monster right down u x

>>81472031
Wearing trackies sat in your wheelchair posting on 4chan all day, ok lad. We get it.

>>81472046
run up and smack this bitch on the back of the head and have sex with her oh it lush

My legs don't see the jeans I wear. My legs feel the jeans I wear.

Off the bus now. See you noces later

MB hates anal sex (receiving)

Giving off major Humpty Dumpty vibes.

>>81472055
Christ don't start seething lad it was just a bit of a laugh. Good luck with your date.

>>81470370
I can pinpoint my local Toby from here

Skinny jeans wearing goofy ass wearing skinny jeans in 2025 fucking mong

>>81472070
Shut in spastic.

>>81472062
Which one of your family relatives you shagging, Swanny?

>>81472057
grow up you mong x

>>81472076
Let's see your cum stained trackies, king

>skinny jeans x2
>ass

>>81471807
>a used condom

>>81470791
For me it was netto. Loved the little black dog on the logo me.

>>81472090
I don't own any trackies I'm not a fucking mug

>He's struggling to think of something that's worse than sitting on a bus wearing retard jeans
>W-w-well you're wearing TRACKIES sitting in a WHEELCHAIR checkmate heh heh

I wear Kapital jeans in my nice car, buslad.

Doing a post while i waiting on din dins x

for me it's cumming on unsuspecting women in public

>>81472106
doing alreet there?

>>81469907
I hate travelling though, the actual travel takes the fun out of it
>yay 6 hours in an airport
>yay 3 hours of connecting trains
>yay im now really tired and in an unknown location

nah

>>81472100
We had a Nettos in Bromley. Used to love their cheap snacks.

>>81472102
So you have cum stained jeans, ok

>>81471859
Yesh yesh u horny, U in "the mood", u DTF, me too x

>>81472106
You getting a codeine in buddy?

>>81472108
Ofcom will be investigating this

>>81472105
>I wear Kapital jeans
Proof? (you won't)

Ne1 else scottish that found the time capsule to be highly liminal

me? I like jeans and cargo pants me, yep

>>81472125
>not Ofcum

NEW thread to see you through until bedtime
>>81472132
>>81472132
>>81472132
>>81472132
>>81472132

>>81472137
Not yet lad. Got another 12 more posts to go. I will be staying in here until we have passed 400. Thanks.

>>81472137
too early u fucking mong

>>81472137
Also cringe as fuck thread theme. Can somebody make a better one please.

>>81472120
Yea actually i just did 10 mins ago lel. To chill after my walk. Nice day.x

>>81472137
Russel Howard arse looking OP image

Wausage, chippy wippies and curry sauce from t' local chippy for din dins.

>>81471736
Seems like its about 2x size of arthurs seat which is a fair walk

Dnt know what its all about that liminal places in the 90s would have dinosaurs kicking about,,see also santa claus land in aviemore

>>81472030
white monster are disgusting, 1g of salt

>>81472174
How dare you speak of Dollymong like that. He's a legend in his boxroom, I'll have you know.

>>81472155
alri dollymong

You accepted a new troll thread at ~490 posts
You accepted a new troll thread at ~410 posts
You are accepting new troll threads at below 400 posts

>Nu/britfeel/ has no backbone, and allows itself to be bullied into posting in twoll threads.

And you wonder why nobody wants to put effort into making OP images, or effort posting.

Nd this creepy thing as well

>>81472218
>You accepted a new troll thread at ~490 posts
>You accepted a new troll thread at ~410 posts
>You are accepting new troII threads at below 400 posts

>>Nu/britfeel/ has no backbone, and allows itself to be bullied into posting in twoll threads.

>And you wonder why nobody wants to put effort into making OP images, or effort posting.

father-in-law has stomach cancer, conflicting feels desu

>>81472243
You're no bully. You'll be laughed at for having a melty, for the next 6 hours or so, kek.
Waa, waa, sadsack.