Thread 81870749

Jet2 edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLyUcAUMmMY

first for eva desu

No passport countersignatures, no getting on a plane for me (unless I want to travel to Scotland but that's still just as grim). Why does everything have to be so fucking social? I don't know anyone, likely never will.

>>81870788
we're over her now

Kinda sad me Polish lass quit asmr. It's all going to fucking shit.

dadberg grew up in abject poverty during the troubles but worked hard, got into uni, and married a rich lass. good on him.

>>81870792
Thought you could pay for one?

>>81870809
yeah she was better before she added people on discord. worse still the one poster she keeps added is a /soc/ tourist. pumped and dumped. it sad

Imagine not knowing how to drive and relying on public transportation at 25. I doubt a female would want a man who can't drive at that age.

>>81870836
Nope, you need to know multiple people for at least two years. I don't get on with the neighbours. I've just accepted my fate. At least I don't have to pay tax for normies.

>>81870871
Sounds like a load of bollox to me

Jammers will be a sucker and go work at a factory again once he no longer has caring responsibilities. Fucking hell lad...he even said he hasn't had a girlfriend since 19. He's now like 37.

>>81870860
she's 25? looks a lot younger. lovely lips on her corr

>>81870875
It is. The countersignatures is designed to keep non-social people stuck working all the time. They don't want you to leave the country. They just want you to slave. Well fuck slaving.

>>81870900
Did your parents never get you a passport?

ruthmong morning melty, oh aye x

>>81870871
told you how to do it the other day desu. going to a pub is probably too much for you so start going to church regularly, it's like an hour once a week, after a couple months just ask the minister if he can countersign your passport photo, they'll be glad to do it because churches are desperate for new blood

Rough af me thoughs. Woffee table is smashed to bits. It's all fucked. Cutting this drinking right down me.

>>81870898
Makeup and skincare lad. She obviously cares about her appearance. Got to get that promotion someday.

>>81870946
There's absolutely no way you actually live in a care home acting like this every day. Reckon it's all made up and you still live with your parents.

>>81870913
Nah they just never had interest in going abroad.

>>81870921
Just a grim time lately for me. I'll get some sleep soon.

>>81870950
even without that she looks young. think it's the slightly chubby cheeks. anyway this is the closest I want to ever come to simping over an asmr lass so I'll stop now

>>81870921
interesting how he always starts it from roughly 7-9am on a weekday when people are getting ready for work. just something I've noticed.

>>81870941
I really shouldn't have to do all that for my basic right to travel. Working maybe but not that shit. Fuck if I care anymore anyway. It's all too late. May as well ride it out and die eventually.

>>81870983
Reckon you can phone them up and tell them you can't find anyone x

>>81870981
He's up all night and sleeps during the day.

>>81870591
>and Toby Carvery

Any pics of the smashed up wovfefe table?

>>81871006
Doubt it. Every person would do that otherwise. They're very busy the passport office. May as well swim to France and get on a dinghy.

>>81870983
there are many other options, literally just ask one of your neighbours, there is a non zero chance that one of them is in a recognised profession or know someone who is. have you even asked your family if they know anyone? all your problems are easily solvable desu

His parents never got him a passport as a child? Not right that

desu just have literally anyone do it, no harm in trying, they can't possibly verify every single person

>>81871010
She only went to the Hinton one. What's the point going to more?

going predator hunting today, my decoy has already got a suspect by the name of "Sean"

>>81871029
Nah they don't know I exist really. Not doing that. I think they've seen me look out the window once.

It has been summer for about 3 months. It's getting boring now.

>>81871047
and? what's your point? literally just ask them. worst they can say is no. if you really wanted a passport you would try

>>81871043
Havne't been to the Hinton one

>What's the point going to more
You're out of my good books Ruthlad

>>81871047
I'll sign it for you lad

>>81871060
Sorry then. There aren't any near me so I wouldn't know too much. I've only heard about them places online. 25 quid it was for two people. She had a 25% discount...and she filled that plate up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6II2jfuPCY
i like anime girls but i don't watch anime

Seasidemark going sober

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ktoM9DnQFg

Feel so bad for R. She even removed her channel. Must've been that lad who went to her pub. Even if I had shoes, I wouldn't do that.

>>81871137
Yeah it was that nasty stalking bastard, last I heard he got a talking to by the police

>>81871143
I can only imagine for a brief moment she must've felt so cold and worried. Hope she's fine now.

Kinnell apparently caused WW3 last night as this boozer. Got kicked out and everything. Can't remember fuck all me.

>>81870956
Ive been too one they all live on their own in a block of flats and have acesss to help with 27/7, pull cord system. The only thing i dont know how he manged to bag one when its for people over 50s, must stand out like a sore thumb kek

What's the point respecting females? You aren't getting fucked either way. Treat them like shit. Vile creatures think they have a hard life compared to men. Delusional.

>>81871172
I'll be contacting the homes about this misbehaviour, they'll be coming over for an inspection and when they see the smashed up coffee table you'll be in big troubles.

>>81871190
plenty of nice and sweet females who will treat you like a king

>>81871191
It's not a 'care home' with 'rules', it's his own gaff with a local warden.

>>81871190
These women have never used a trowel once in their life. They'd probably kill themselves if they had to do the work men do. I bet they live in a home built by men, plumbed by men, wired by men. What do they do? Opening your legs to create more men is hardly work.

>>81871216
Any idea where I can contact this warden

>>81871086
Dont worry Ruthlad you're still a fren really.

>>81871196
I'm too far gone to give a shit now. They don't exist. I didn't want to be treated like a king. All I ever was treated like was some shit on a shoe. Now it's karma.

>>81871234
Treat yourself to a fleshlight

>>81871224
"S-sean smashed his table last night"
"Oh really dear, oh that's a shame, have you told your mummy?"

>>81871196
Not in the west,

>>81871256
that's why you leave the west x

Worried about Helper fren, he really garn off the rails in life x

Sunderland really is one of those cities that eats you up. Often see crazy vids of drunks and smackheads wandering around Sunderland, but R Helperlad isn't like that, although over time that's exactly what he's becoming

>>81871217
>used a trowel
i mean, have you?

>>81871285
Not him, but I have

>>81871282
You'd think the care home would take care of him, seems like they don't do fuck all for him. Why is he even there?

Sometimes HHL stinks of urine, sometimes of booze, he has a hidden disability (low IQ).

>>81871297
>Sometimes HHL stinks of urine
yeah
>sometimes of booze
yeah
>low IQ
bollocks, he's high IQ and you know it, dare I sare it, his intelligence intimidates you and makes you feel insecure

Another day, another dollymong spam-a-thon. Have fun winning pal.

>>81871356
I don't know how you can have so many posts filtered, a lot of those are completely mundane, don't mentions any personalities or gimmicks. Have you got the word 'shoe' filtered?

More like the uncare home

>>81871381
Yes shoe is filtered for obvious reasons. Replies to filtered posts are also auto-hidden. I'm here to not read any of it.

pissed off at the concept of working, im a 24 year old man full of beans why the fuck do I have to sit here inside chained to this gay laptop, im not doing it, I simply refuse im going to have a shower, go pump sum farkin iron, go for a walk and post a parcel. Hate work, I should be doing something real.

>>81871403
Nice example of an unfiltered post. Go for it pal, you've got the right attitude to at least go out and do something with your life.

He comes here for 16 hours a day, not to read any posts at all, but just to stare at a thread containing filtered posts, his screen basically just consists of "Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Helperlad, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous, Anonymous"

We protect the beaches and the benches and the beaches and pub gardens against the rabid hordes of Seethers living in the forest. They see us supping on a luxury pint and they lose their minds because all they've got is shitty Tiswin or whatever it is they drink.

>>81871381
>a lot of those are completely mundane
That's the point of a filter you fucking moron

>>81871439
Wahey quality OC posting. That's what I'm here for. Keep 'em coming lad I always enjoy reading your posts. Assuming you're also the SimsideMark lad.

>>81871356
WHats your filter list m8?

where will you be taking your thigh slapping funny gimmicks and maymays 4chan gets blocked?

>>81871419
all them are you in the screenshot sad

For anyone else interested in filtering the insane drivel you scroll past every day, the easiest browser to install it on is Opera these days. You just install the 4chan X extension and add key words for which there are plenty of guides.

We've already succeeded in running the threads to 500 as they should be, let's make a collective effort to starve the trolls and dollymongs of their (You) oxygen by simply not reading their garbage. I assure you it's a much nicer experience.

enjoying dexter resurrection desu

>>81871454
Yes I am the SimsideMark poster. Sims 3 eventually broke and I was so upset I couldn't recover my world I had to abandon it... lost over four months of dumb e-dolly work.
Thank you for your kind words. Turned to Valheim and Total War Empire to scratch the seaside themed itch.
Currently doing the 'Road to Independence' special campaign, we free ourselves from the yoke of the DWP, we form United Neets of Spakkerika where everything is on for free and it's treble lush.

Empire really good for that mild educational value too, going back and referencing all the stuff in the game via Wikipedia etc is incredibly interesting,

>>81871496
Put this in the "name" part of your 4chanx filter and it will filter out all the gimmicks, spam, same images posted in every thread, and manchild posters /Anonymous/

>>81871496
Too long to post but it contains all the usual dolly names and key words that get repeated day after day after day. A filter list is very personal anyway so it's up the user to compile it with words they've seen enough of.

>>81871439
what game is this? looks quite kvno

>>81871517
how do i get it set up like lollers has his

>>81871517
I will actually give it a go lad. I'd love to have a thread of just good lads having a normal conversation (like we do before 10.30 most days).

>>81871524
Ah mate I know the feels. But you know, in the words of SSM himself, the next time you play it see it as a 'fresh start' to take it in another direction. It's more of a cozy winter game anyway to be fair.

>>81871517
Lad just install it with tampermonkey

>>81871579
Or that mate, whatever works for you and others. I'm not paid to shill Opera that's just what I did and I'm loving it.

>>81871539
>>81871517

desu sites down to find the list

>>81871544
Total War Empire. I'm playing it with 'Darth Mod' which fixes a lot of the problems with the base game. It's super womfy 18th century warfare; the battlefield has changed since the late medieval era and the renaissance - rifles and heavy artillery slowly entering the fray. On top of that it has proper ship of the line naval battles with an eclectic mixture of gun boats.

>>81871558
Agree completely. I will definitely boot up Sims 3 when the cold, dark nights set in and next time I'm going with the full suite of stability and anti-crash addons. Game is too big for its own good with all the DLC's but has almost everything that makes for a tranquil and satisfying experience.

>>81871517
Nice to see someone fighting the good fight

Might get another massage tonight

Get slashed on you vile bastids. Light Wavalry to the rescue at a pivotal point when they've been shooting on my lids for minutes at a time. I only have militias and at best a few regiments of line troops whilst DWP has elite marines and they aren't afraid of consorting with the Seethers in the woods, they betray other Europeans to a scalping and it not right.

>>81871546
>>81871591
I use one of Lollers but use the words I want to filter
/\bGay sex\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k

/\b(Sprog|Sprogs|Sprogless|Sprogged)\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k

You can filter images and trips through the drop down

>>81871628
Why are you homophonic?

>>81871634
I started to hate faggots when spam mong spammed a whole thread with gay sex town/city

bit anxious got to reply to this girls texts
think she might be into me

>>81871217
>I bet they live in a home built by men, plumbed by men, wired by men. What do they do?
What do you do for work lad?

The lids finally broken through into the jobcentre via a crack in their walls. Security forces in shambles, Seether army in shambles, it dawn of a new era. Enemy cannons all going to be captured and that is a luxury blast. Double bennies all on for free!

>>81871678
Remember women love a bad boy

>>81871628
>/\bGay sex\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k
can I change this to a singular word and it still works
/\bFleshlight\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k

>>81871256
muh pure asian waifu is a fantasy. asian woman are generally even bigger golddiggers than western women. soulless creatures

>>81871701
Why'd you block Flashlight mate? You should treat yourself to one

>>81871701
>can I change this to a singular word and it still works
Yes

>>81871704
Absolutely wrong, plenty of Asian women want traditional relationships

>>81871621
Dodgy thai massage? If I didn't have a gf I'd go for one of those

>>81871592
loved making small armies in mount and blade with fire and sword to have kvno little line battles, I'll have to get onto that cheers lad. One I really liked during winter was silent hunter 3, completely different game but really comfy when you got the hang of it, liked it with the grey wolves mod. Something rather comfy about controlling a submarine. Love u boats.

>>81871714
Plenty of Western women do too. There are whores in every continent, you just need to separate the wheat from the chaff

>>81871716
>Dodgy thai massage
Always, they do it the best

>>81871716
id be tempted if I didn't have gfberg, if youve got the disposable income whats the problem? better than gooning innit.

>>81871592
they say its the worse one of the series

>>81871049
Hard agree

>Too warm to wear the optimal two layers (hate just been in a t shirt/shirt and not having something on top)
>Normies out too late causing loads of noise
>Normies who willingly go outside in the hot weather and somehow always get irrate and frustrated in said heat
>Smell of cheapo "sausages" that have the bare minimum of meat content to be called sausages grilling on a disposable bbq in the air
>Just too much stuff going on in general

I mean I live at the sneedside so the population rises above whats comfortable to in the summer holidays.

Why do brits love their jet2 and easyjet holidays?
I see them everywhere!

>>81871728
How do you know if they offer happy endings? Not like they advertise it.

>>81871792
they take us on holiday so we love them simple as

>>81871719
Loved Mount and Blade and even enjoyed the sequel even if it has some glaring fucking problems with it. I remember playing Silent Hunter 1 or 2 on an old old computer as a kid - thanks for reminding me about that series imma see what they got on Steam.

>>81871769
They're naysayers. With Darth Mod it's one of the best in the series and I know you may need an addon to make it playable but once you do you see all the mechanics, combat and stuff all shine through. For instance, I've spent the last hour fighting a huge multi stage battle against numerous types of enemies across all types of terrain that culminates in a huge fight for the fortress (which I eventually won). The lids have had to navigate through a town all the way up to the walls against waves of enemies, they have to try defend small hamlet from a wave of nasty forest Seethers, we've got to position our artillery on the best spot so we can hit the walls.
We finally win, it almost over, the boys marching towards are a world free from DWP sanctions.

>>81871796
id imagine youd go and they'd make it obvious as fuck at the end of the formal massage like, ''u wan extra massage mr anon san'' or whatever, worst case they dont and you get a nice massage anyway.

>>81871792
They are cheap and brits love going on cheap foriegn holidays to "sunny" shitholes

hate easyjet
got more room on my local bus

>>81871802
75 percent off lad, for 1 pound and seven whole pence silent hunter 3 can be yours, dont think you can get 1 or 2 on steam which is a bit gay though, id like to play the others. I know 4 isn't as good.

>>81871796
Just ask mate they're humorous about it if they don't do it.
"You happy ending?"

>>81871808
DARLING HOLD MY HAND
sorry wrong airline

>>81871788
>"sausages" that have the bare minimum of meat content
sausage snobs are weird, you can tell they've never had the 90%+ sausages because anyone who's had them knows they're shit, they taste like minced up pork chop and the skins go all sticky and gross

Too warm and humid. Just disgusting weather. Garn shop.

"Holidaying" should start the moment you leave your local vincinity. Travelling to the destination should be part of the holiday experience, so luxurious comfort. Instead you get people partaking in the biggest humiliation ritual that is budget airlines which actively make try to make it as uncomfortable and awful as possible to cut costs, all to get to some shithole where the tap water isn't even safe to drink and you'll probably get sunburnt and the shits from a dodgy mock-english breakfast buffet.

Deano and the lads boarding their Jet2 flight to Larnaca while dole dosser mongs sit in their box rooms and whine about how they can't get their passports countersigned

>>81871814
>>81871820
Know what irks me? Current British meme is the Jet2 advert 'nothing beats a Jet2 holiday!..' accompanied by the shitty song. It's been used over recordings of fights on holiday, drunk Brits abroad etc which is fine, some are funny and that's the meme.

I now see people using that sound/music over generic videos of, say, a pub brawl in Lancaster. MAKES NO SENSE.

>>81871818
Ummm based trvke.

>>81871818
this is why I hate holidaying, the idea of travelling shitty trains that dont turn up or cancel on me, having to drive miles on shit roads full of idiots or board a crap cramped plane that takes forever just doesn't appeal

>>81871818
If you had a gf would you be willing to go in holiday with her once a year, is that a price worth paying?

>>81871829
I have one and I haven't taken her on holiday, she wanted to go to france but I said no because its full of rapist africans and french people.

Why don't Deano lads go to Tokyo for a holiday instead of another European island?
Reckon they'd love it

>>81871841
too far away and anime is for virgins

don't they get bored of sitting on the beaches of european islands? don't get it me

>>81871841
expensive as fuck though isn't it? its like a grand for a ticket

Ichi beero desu Ka chantelle-san

>>81871802
this yiou playling on steam?

>>81871818
I don't understand this point. If you hold these beliefs then surely just book through a more expensive holiday provider, or better yet hire a private jet while you're at it so you don't have to deal with any riffraff. Nobody is forcing you to travel Jet2, Easyjet or Ryanair. Those that do decide to spend 2 grand on a two week holiday to a rat infested Spanish resort full of yobs make a deliberate choice to put themselves through this ordeal.

off to another european island to stay inside my resort and interact with other british deanos and sit by pool all day getting skin cancer

Deano getting beaten by a Guardia Civil officer in Tenerife after getting blackout drunk and punching a bouncer, followed by him spending a night in a prison cell

>>81871857
Two years ago I booked two weeks in a 5 star hotel in La Palma (not Mallorca) for my family. Cost about 5 grand. Unattainable for the average chav. Flew with TUI, nice people, nice experience, gorgeous hotel with good food, came back two weeks later more relaxed than ever. It's a choice.

Part of travel is staying in shite hotels and having to figure things out yourself

>>81871883
think id rather just go on a nice outing into nature then chill at home

Deano going Tokyo with the lads, off to titty bar and soapland

Deano and the lads at the British pub in Shibuya

>>81871896
This does my head in. Britmongs paying thousands to play to Spain to sit in a hotel eating British food, going out to a British pub with other British people. The only difference to home is it's significantly hotter, which you'd only complain about at home. It's bewildering.

>>81871907
Might as well go Skegness

off to see the new superman on superscreen, it lush x

>>81871925
hope you have a good time matey

>>81871925
Going with your mum?

>>81871926
thank you
>>81871931
going alone

>>81871796
You can check their google reviews, some people complain about being offered a happy ending. Or search the massage place + UK Punting and you can find detailed reviews, prices etc.

>>81871942
>some people complain about being offered a happy ending
mongs

>>81871896
>British Pub
>O'Connell street in Irish

Garn to the party with a zero percent crate o beeros. How depressing.

>>81871942
Cheers lad. Just had a look at a few around my area using that technique and found two that seem to operate as full on brothels lol. I never would've guessed from their outside appearance.

>>81870860
which Is why I got the ol licenseberg a few weeks ago, 3 weeks tomorrow actually. In the officegulag two of the lasses my age with fellas were saying how their parents were pestering them to get them and their bfs dont have them and they are pestering their bfs to get them. Shite driving, dunno why there is so much cost involved, insurance? how about you just pay damages if youre monged enough to wreck someones car and we call it a day, bloody new insurance costs. Its like 1.5k for an alright car and it should just be that, fkn government have got us young people in such a headlock with the sheer cost of literally anything that I cant do a fucking thing, I can just about live on my own. If I wanted a vehicle id have to go live in a hmo ffs.

>>81871999
Like seeing the lads kicking the wooze x

On nofap day 8, my bollocks was radiating like mad earlier

>>81872084
fascinating, we will have to conduct further studies on your wollocks

nap time me thinks

Need an update on Helper's wollocks ASAP. I suspect a wuppagrind is imminent.

>>81872084
Superpowers start after 21 days lads. Keep going

Getting me case packed for me American trip today. DARLING HOLD MY HAND!

is youtube fucking with adblockers again? cant get any sound there on chrome or firefox

>>81872167
Wish I was coming, America please take me away from this dump

>>81872178
Put your headphones on you mong

>>81872178
works for me m8 on ublock origin lite

>>81872178
>he doesn't have youtube premium
lmao

On that milk grind in beddingtons me. Still feel rough af off last night. No more wooze for me for a while. Only good thing about last night was I ignored some wrug dealer when he messaged me. He can fuck right off.

Maybe it's because I grew up with regular telly but the ads on YouTube don't really bother me at all. A lot of the creators I watch only do a pre-roll ad.

Might do a bit of progging with my bodger

>>81872223
No ublock?

>>81872226
I use the app on my telly so no adblockers.

>>81872191
>>81872192
>>81872196
used mt IT skills to switch my computer off and on again, all good now thanks lids

>>81872235
You could put linux on your telly

>>81872223
It didn't use to bother me but they got more obnoxious over the years.
It went like
- 1 brief advert
- 1 brief or long advert
- 1 advert that was always skippable
- multiple adverts, and sometimes you can only skip the second one
- multiple adverts that may or may not be skippable
- These may be midroll now.

It also doesn't help that the ads are always wank.

All I know is when I was in uni like a decade ago I used to watch ads and not care, but then around that time I think was when YouTube underwent a redesign and got way worse and somewhere along that way I started adblocking as it pissed me off.

>>81872242
Kek, don't think so mate. It is what it is. Don't watch as much YouTube as some of you other lads do anyway.

The lads moaning about Youtube ads are the same ones moaning about cockroaches in their 2 star hotel in Benidorm

>>81872245
From what I remember YouTube used to just have banner ads on the video you could close. This was before the apps so of course they had to change it to actual ads.

any lads know how to get rid of cockroaches? just booked into a 2 star hotel in benidorm and the little cunts are everywhere

>>81872240
1337 5k177z

any lads know how to get rid of cockroaches? just posted into a 2 star thread in r9k and the little cunts are everywhere

>>81872257
Probably, I just remember the in-video ads being generally short and sweet or always skippable.

>>81872261
Try Hotel Premium

More likely to be bed bugs than cockroaches and your life will be ruined.

>>81872261
for me it's uCock

My mate came out to me as transsexual

Civilization VI free on Epic with all DLCs and expansion dee lads. Grab yourself a freebie and a good game to boot.

>>81872330
That's pretty good wish the console version was free, addicting game that. Had it on my Series X but sold that cause I mostly use my PS5 now. I heard Civ VII was disappointing.

>>81871796
They do advertise in person when you're in the room by asking the client, however if you're young that would be most likely won't unless you have hinted you want more

With the thai massage places it's pretty obvious which ones give happy endings, usually they're down an alley or off a side street. If it's on a main high street then it's probably a legitimate business.
Otherwise you'll feel the vibes when you're in there and they'll usually feel around that area to size you up so to speak. A knowing wink can be enough then a decent tip. If you're lucky she'll let you feel her tits or arse as well but usually not full on sex.

>>81871439
took your advice de lad corr dis is nicer i added most of the personality names that get posted and the gimmick words and trips still got a long way to go mefinks

>>81872373
Good for you pal. The thread's been really good today so not much filtered on my side, but the filters are ready any time.

>>81872373
i dont like all the posts either but whats the point of this

>>81872386
I don't get why you'd ask that, honestly. The filter stops you from having to ready the same insane drivel one or two mongs tend to spam all day every day. If you don't mind reading it, fine. I don't want to waste my time and braincells on it so I filter it out. Simple.

>>81872400
bit pointless to use the thread at all when 95% of posts are drivel

>>81872408
Not the case. It's 95% of the thread sometimes and it means you don't have to ready any of it. Other times, like today, we're actually having pretty decent and funny discussions on a variety of topics.

>>81872385
had to think of the most spammed because desu is down i'll scout through old threads when its back up
>>81872386
so i dont have to read them not a single word dont need to scroll past them they get filtered in dis filter init

Phwoar me room's hot. Not gonna close the curtains though, bit pointless when 95% of the room is sun. I don't like it but what's the point.

>>81872434
Get that AC on my leed

Not gonna look both ways before crossing the road, bit pointless when 95% of the road is cars. I don't like it but what's the point.

yeah just filter half the thread how exciting

>>81872451
>Not gonna look both ways before crossing the road
aren't you clever

>>81872450
Nah pointless mate. I don't like being hot.

>>81872454
are the filtered half the exciting half?

>>81872467
It is if you're into repetitive drivel, age old personalities and new attention seeking tripfags.

Not gonna use an email platform with a spam filter though, bit pointless when 100% of the spam is spam. I don't like it but what's the point.

>>81872373
Which words did you add?

What is the benefit of marriage for a man?

>>81872489
the spammy gimmick ones and personalities that havent posted in years and some new ones too

Don't know why you'd bother coming here if half the gimmicks and posts wind you up so much you have to filter them.

>>81872499
There are a few little tax benefits here and there. Also if your wife dies you get all her stuff.

Enjoying a nice Toby

>>81872522
Because the other half, in fact more than half most days, is good. How is that so hard to understand. Now imagine seeing ONLY the good side. What a brilliant thread to be in every day.

>>81872522
Don't know why you'd bother coming here if half the thread isn't gimmicks.

glad I don't like mmos

>>81872540
grimmage

/\bToby\b/i:op:no;boards:r9k

>>81872553
Mumberg will shout when the tendies are ready mongboy

Spastic sitting in his box room filtering all the posts than make him angry wangry.

I wonder how SCEA would feel about his old avatar being used as a reaction image for typos

>>81872540
I just don't want to know how bad the quality is for an all you can eat carvery that costs 16 quid.

>>81872558
now do the one about him not having sprogs thats always a rib tickler

Long weekend has commenced

Just want an early night and some scran though desu

Long car
Short legs

>filters activated
>spam mong woke up

New avatar movie looks like total shit, but then again the first two were so no surprises there.

the mario guy keeps adding me and i keep adding him out of pity
how do i not feel bad for him

first trip added to de list corr

Well what do you know. The seething starts, the filtering ramps up and here's eva6. Almost as if it's connected lmao. What a life.

Pushing my bulbous cockhead agonisingly slowly into eva6's puckered arsehole, dripping with oil, begging for me to shove the whole slab of my cock in

Back from me weekly visit to the Job Centre. Me workcoach was happy with me job search this week. She's proper fit too. Slim, blonde hair, quite large breasts, quite lil bum. Coor. She's an anomaly in there because they're all quite chubby or old.

>>81872606
red flag desu
>how do i not feel bad for him
really think about /why/ he keeps adding you, what does he want, protip: it's not friendship
basically you shouldn't feel bad for predators

>>81872620
i guess
i just dont like feel like im letting people down is all

Luigi is better looking than mario. That's just a fact. Mario too short

>>81872603
They're entertaining but not great films. Second one was a real spectacle in the cinema to be fair.

>>81872625
why would you think that? you're not letting anyone down. if anything you'd let yourself down if you allowed yourself to be manipulated by someone like that

>>81872615
Cheers for the filter recommendation lad. Mental how much spam comes in all at once.

My bed covers are tartan

>>81872663
mine too, but a grey

>can't even drink from the tap in Spain

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5zl75dmm0o

>>81872664
Got some nice stag wallpaper. Cosy highland cottage vibes

>>81872667
>In total there were 2,801 pollution incidents in England in 2024, the highest on record, compared with 2,174 in 2023.

>Of these, 75 were considered to pose 'serious or persistent' harm to fisheries, drinking water and human health - up from 47 last year.

>The Public Accounts Committee - a cross party group of MPs - called the level of pollution 'woeful' and said regulators were 'missing in action' in holding the industry to account.

We're becoming a third world country

>>81872683
Highest rape rate in the developed world LMAO.

>>81872625
everyone else respected ur wishes when u deleted them so he should too

>>81872691
>literal shit coming out of the taps
>cant walk around at night as a woman

how are we gonna fix this lads? maybe sack another white tv presenter?

I'm finally a part of a gang. Feels good, man.
https://litter.catbox.moe/ky4rqc7iobvin92p.png

>>81872698
maybe this is true
i will unfriend him and only talk to people on here

>>81872701
Should do it

That and raising taxes, someone has to pay for the boat enjoyers

>>81872707
probs for the best, plus he wasnt even really from this thread. soc people are actual weirdos

i do really like the guy with the osaka profile picture he was really cool and NORMAL

>>81872701
We can just voooooooooooooooooooote harder next time

>>81872707
he makes a good point desu. if you can't trust someone to take no as an answer when it comes to talking online after only a few hours, then you really can't trust them at all

>>81872710
Yes absolutely raise the taxes, particularly income tax and corporation so it only hits those actually contributing to the economy.

>>81872683
You definitely need to take control of your water. Big corpo ripping the arse out by polluting your rivers whilst pocketing all the money.

>>81872719
I cannot WAIT to vooote for one of the same four parties that have wrecked our country over the past couple of decades. I just know that by vooting this time my life will become better in every way imaginable.

>>81872718
nobody on 4chan is cool or normal, also you are a very bad judge of character because you're autistic

>>81872732
Agreed, lad. I feel so good knowing that, no matter how bad things get, we can just vooote again and fix it all. The system works.

me? never voted, never will, i dont give a fuck about this shit hole, the sooner it burns the better, far far too late now to change anything lmao

as >>81872732 says, its the same 4 or so groups of absolute gremlin wankers who promise the world and deliver fuck all time and time again yet cunts STILL believe THIS time they will fix everything and not just pocket massive pay cheques

>>81872736
Bollocks. I'm very normal in my regular life. I just like posting here because I have no friends.

>>81872758
I'm at that point as well now. I admit I used to care more. Read the news a lot. Tried to get different perspectives. Over time I found that every side lies to you to help themselves and whoever is funding them and rather than get upset about it I just stopped caring and started focusing on my immediate area, friends and family.

>>81872764
>I'm very normal
>I have no friends

>>81872718
>really cool and NORMAL
thanks eva was nice talking

>>81872772
Lots of adults have no friend group. It's more common than you think.

>>81872779
I can accept it's more common than I think. Definitely not normal tho

>>81872769
Once a week I go litter picking on the route between my house and a local shop and usually collect about a shopping bag full of rubbish. I do it for myself really, don't care if anyone else appreciates it or not. I do sometimes get people saying 'great job' and 'thank you for doing that' etc.

>friend spends most of his time doom scrolling slop
>coor look at that anon
>its some random slut
>this happens constantly
>try my best to fake interest
>show him a clip from the latest ozzyman video with all the qt Mexican weather girls (corrr)
>"i have no interest anon unless they are front of me haha"
>goes back to doom scrooling
>1 minute later
>"hey anon look at the shape of this"
>mfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af0S0ACQFCk

>>81872798
fascinating that is

>>81872791
I respect that a lot to be honest

Forgot to add fascinating to the filter. Swiftly fixed.

>>81872791
>Once a week I go litter picking

>>81872827
Are grafter

Back in the 1990s, the UK was a high trust society. Can't believe how much it's changed

>>81872789
It's very normal. People become busy with their families and sprogs and don't maintain friendships.

Nevermind front doors, you have to lock your back doors now too because of all the rapist immigrants.

>book train journey
>its fucking crazy expensive
>get on train
>delay after delay after delay
>end up being over an hour late on first leg
>delay delay delay
>end up being an hour late on the second leg on top
>"we apologise for the delays to your journey, you can claim back at SWR Delay Repay..."
>go on the site
>have to register a separate account, can't just use trainline login
>have to provide a photo of your physical tickets
>mfw I threw the physical ones away after the journey and the second half was e-tickets

I fucking cannot express to you how much I hate these fucking shit companies so fucking much

That's me bag packed. More or less anyway. Might need to squeeze a few last bits in next week. Going to be a long day. 2 hour drive to the airport then waiting about for three hours if security is quick and TSA aren't cunts then a 7 hour flight. Been downloading loads of music in preparation and loading my tablet with films because the in flight entertainment is proper shite (bad audio and bad video).

>>81872884
What have we told you about physical tickets? You never listen to us mate

>>81872868
What did you do in the 1990s?

>>81872901
I was a well known football hooligan

>>81872884
Take a picture of your e-tickets

>>81872899
Try to enjoy it all mate. It's a long day so might as well tackle it with a positive mindset. Hope you have a good journey.

>>81872899
Wish I could come with you
God bless America x

Headbutt foids

>>81872939
>>81872944
Thanks, lads. I'll take some pics if I come across anything interesting on my travels.

Bit of fresh air dee lads

make some fking posts

>>81873027
gucci flipflops? you're well posh

>>81873028
Not in the mood rn

>>81872872
It's not normal. What you said is correct but your wrong about them having no social friends

>>81873027
MOVE THAT BAG OF COMPOST FFS

>>81873087
Whatever. I guess it depends. However, just because someone doesn't have a thriving social life doesn't make them a weirdo.

My two favourite episodes of Still Game? Glad you asked.
>the one where they put a hatch between their flats
>the one where they go into town to celebrate their friendship

>>81873028
Don't feel like posting anymore now that I know my posts might end up getting filtered by some lads here. Really demotivating.

>>81873108
I completely agree with you there

Tempted to get some spicy thai food, corr really hungry atm

I finished Murderbot series and I thought it was funny, he's a robot as in /r9k/ robot, anxiety, depressed, doesn't know what he wants in life, doesn't understand normies ( humans ). He narrates his internal monologues, which is really funny to me.
>Murderbot
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30444310/

Also Strange New Worlds series season 3 has started for any Trek lads. I will watch them all from the start again and the most of if not all of season 3 will be available to download.

Just had a mini pub crawl, had 4 pints around the 4 percent mark and I feel absolutely wankered. Hate how much of a lightweight I am now.

>>81873138
He loves his Star Trek x

HHL has a thriving social life

>>81873144
he's a hooligan

>>81873138
i liked murderbot. strange new worlds s3 is good so far, e2 is great

>>81873139
4 pints in the sun yea I'd be done for the day

>>81873144
The guy in the first few frames chatting up the two women is Steve.

>>81873169
grim scene

>>81873158
When I was 20 at uni I'd drink 3 pints of lager around 5 percent and wouldnt even feel it. 32 in September and I feel like an old man already.

Wish I had some friends to go to the pub with. Drinking alone is alright but a bit lonely x

only a few more years of freedom before klaus schwab gets his way. might as well enjoy it while it lasts

>>81872663
>>81872664
I used to have those ones but mine are now forest green and black tartan, luv tartan I do, bit of a cunt getting a hold of proper brushed cotton tartan.

>>81873229
what freedom?

hard to exactly capture this but
https://vocaroo.com/1gUEEyyAkS6G
don't care how quiet it sounds on my shite phone

every morning 5-6am-ish and then throughout the day, downstairs' pipes echo throughout my flat and i can feel the walls vibrate

>>81873141
I will be honest with you, mate. I'm struggling with the Discovery series. I find I'm just skipping through lots of episodes because they are like drama in space and not sci-fi.
>>81873156
I'm looking forward to another season of Murderbot, will you continue to watch and does Strange New World continue well from S02E10 Hegemony? I think it was a great cliffhanger.

>>81873215
im 24 and I still dont feel it, when do you feel it? I can have pints then wake up the next day off little sleep feeling good.

>>81873139
>Hate how much of a lightweight I am now.
Get a bag in, problem solved

>>81873235
good question. freedom is an illusion. none of us are free. we follow social cues and are told what to do by wider society. most of your life is spent doing shit you don't want to do. but the illusion won't be possible when you see what is coming.

>>81873248
nobody click that its a phishing scam its not vocaroo

>>81873169
Isnt cole buxton a neo nazi brand?

>>81873261
I don't get hangovers but I feel absolutely wankered 4 pints in. It was probs the third pint where I felt it. I've drank bitters and pale ales around the 4 percent mark.

>>81873229
klaus schwab is 87, he will be dead in a few years

>>81873248
What even makes them make that noise?

Gonna get fish and chips I reckon. Nice meal with a bit of booze in me system.

Getting a bit tired of this incel chud life. I'm not even picky, my standards are incredibly low, I'm just repulsive physically and probably mentally.

>>81873274
To be honest lid you are a turbo lightweight but itl save you money and no hangovers either. Win win.

>klaus schwab
cor loved his albums

>>81873310
I'm quite skinny so it might be that.

Low battery, pls recharge headset

the job centre awaits

>>81873309
>repulsive physically
Work out, get a haircut, buy nice clothes
>and probably mentally
Seek psychological help

>>81873274
I wouldn't expect a hangover from 4 pints t b h, you should just sleep that off.

>>81872196
>He pays 180 pound a year to use YouTube
>Too much of an normietard to know what ublock origin is.

>Be me
>Uses ublock origin
>Gets to watch YouTube add free while not paying a single penny
>mfw

>>81873169
I think he's in there, she's loving the banter.

>>81870890
Fuck off Jammers, you sad prick.

If I was to play shag, marry, kill with celebrities I'd shag Janette Manrara, marry Rachel Riley and kill (bit harsh, maybe slap) Anton du Beke.

>>81873368
Yeah but you also use Netflix

>>81872540
Love going to a restaurant and having physical adds on the table. Dystopian.

>>81873334
what's the point when it's a public organisation? "they did bad, so we'll make a new one"? with the same people, minus a few resignations? or does EVERYONE lose their jobs?

don't get why they do this.

>>81873368
>seething about this 3 hours later

>>81873368
Is 180 pound a year a lot for you?

>>81873391
Not him but that's a moot point. I pay more than 180 quid per day in tax but it doesn't mean everyone can just afford a subscription like that. If you're too poor to afford it I don't begrudge you a semi-working solution like uBlock.

Me? I fill my tank with petrol and then get the bus everywhere because 90 pound isn't a lot to me

>>81873391
its the principle, nta but I'm not giving them a penny despite being able to easily afford it. Why do I steal plastic bags? same reason, they used to be free, im not fucking paying you for a plastic bag nor am I watching your gay adverts. If there were less adverts I probably wouldn't even bother ad blocking them but they play every fucking minute its ridiculous.

>>81873377
..To be fair my mum pays for it. So I get it for free.
>>81873389
Just woke up my liiiid. Saw that and had to respond to laugh at it. Sorry!
>>81873391
Not at all. After all Im on top rate. It lush. But if I could get something for free that is easily accessible then why not, if I can install a adblocker then any old mong can.

I pay for a BBC TV licence even though I don't watch their channels because 174.50 isn't a lot for me.

>>81871356
>>81871628
Always makes me laugh when the filterflids post screenshots of the thread with most of the posts hidden, or actually post their filters. I personally can't imagine seething so much over other people discussing things that I don't personally like. Some lad posted a filter list a while back that included "cumeatingcuckold"- that absolutely sent me.

im on youtube several hours a day so i have premium, only problem i have is some incel in japan uses my account and watches these anime videos and speed runs of video games that end up popping up in my recommendations, cant kick him out even if i change the password

Do normietards roll over and do as they're told? a I bet most of you lot were up at the crack of dawn first in line to get the COVID jab. A litmus test to see if you have a soul.

>>81871628
Do you have any sprogs yourself?

wish I had mates to go the pub with. what happens if i just walk into the pub and sit by myself, will someone come chat with me? I always imagined ppl would just be in their own groups and ignoring random people

>>81873438
https://myaccount.google.com/u/0/security-checkup/2?hl=en
sign out the other sessions

>>81873448
No, never wore the mask, never got the jab, never shoved a q tip up my nose. My parents were the same and once in tesco my dad battered two men with a tin of catfood because they tried man handling him for ''going down the aisle the wrong direction''. Me? giga based, you? not as based.

>>81873448
I stood outside the vaccination centres discouraging people about the injection. I'm arder then you lad x

>>81873448
I had to get a jab because otherwise I wouldn't have been able to fly to Italy to be best man at my cousin's wedding.

>>81873457
hes not on there, think he only has access to my youtube

dunno what to make for din dins

>>81873524
It's spagbol for me

>>81873524
risotto milanese with some italian sausages

>>81873539
>>81873543
2 pasta recs, cor I was thinking something pasta related

>>81873552
>risotto
>pasta

mongboy.jpg has been ADVANCED lately.

>>81873556
dont care, italian = pasta, its been decided I will have a pasta based dish.

>>81873539
Don't forget to add olive oil into the pasta pan. Stops it sticking together.

On that cloudy lemonade grind now. Poured me last 4lokos down the drain. Fuck that poison shit.

>>81873579
and keep SOME of the starchy pasta water to galvanise the sauce :-)

>>81873436
>I personally can't imagine seething so much over other people discussing things that I don't personally like.
they dont tho lad they just filter it and thats the point you thick as shit mong

>>81873582
i thought you had cut your own throat and/or been to your mate's gaff to kick his head in, lad.

are you posting from jail/hospital?

Sean loves the drama, he will never stop drinking.

filters were a mistake. just use your brain/eyes. feed trolls selectively.
it's this reliance that's led to Ofcom, i tell you. write "everything is nice" on some paper and stick it on your screen if you want "filters".

Garn be lots of commotion when the block HAPPENS

>>81873599
Nah was all just a wind up lid was necking a webab wrap in beddingtons. I did break me woffee table thoughs.

>>81873618
Why do you so often break stuff when youre drunk?

>>81873616
>waaaa they're not reading my drivel anymore waaaaa

>>81873620

Dunno lid I think it's because I become angry when I'm wissed up. Not all the time but sometimes.

>previous record
29:52
>Today
29:32

worried i might meet Sean IRL. couldn't take anyone in a fight nowadays, that's on me, but i'm concerned he'll come at me like some strange rat-man.

>>81873640
You're doing alright there me leeed

>>81873644
Do you live in Sunderland?

>>81873629
i want my drivel to be read and internally assessed on a level playing ground. it our arguments that count: not that we used a word or had something in the name field.

>>81873644
Sean the type of nigga to scratch and bite

>>81873645
Cheers lod, didn't even do an end sprint on this one. I saw the stopwatch had enough leeway to definitely make it so just walked brilskly.

Was ahead on all the waypoints

>>81873456
When I go to pub alone, no one chats to me. I could easily chat with someone else on their own, but I generally don't bother

>>81873647
Newcastle, which is more than enough reason for Sean to flail at me with his claws.

Successfully navigated my first holiday with Titlass.

She might be the one lads.. Never thought I'd get there.

>>81873683
What are her tits like?

>>81873588
>you thick as shit mong
melty

SEASIDEUPDATE
https://youtu.be/t0ND9bcFWE8
SEASIDEUPDATE

He get exclusive interview from Louis Therrocks about Fish Odour Syndrome, he finally open lid on all the hardships this hidden disability suffer.

Blad you seen this film? Good motivator for weight loss.

>>81873644
If you end up in a fight with HelperLad you must NOT let him wrap his neck around your body.

>>81871356
Howling at this
Filtermongs are a joke

>>81871356
This has to be a joke tbqh de lid.

was Brendan Frasier not just a good-looking guy who happened to be in solid adventure flicks?

suppose i don't notice 'good acting' only when it's bad.

>>81873811
He was always a good actor IMO. He got blacklisted for speaking out about being sexually abused in Hollywood and now he's having a career revival so I'm happy for him.

>>81871392
>shoe is filtered for obvious reasons
fucking hell kek

>spend all day staring at a blank thread due to filters
lmaoooo
reminds me of the episode of American Dad where Stan just goes around thinking he can mute everyone

>>81873644
Even a female could easily beat up Sean, he has the body of a 10 yr old

>>81873742
i like your bedsheets xxx

>>81873839
Mad how much the filters are bothering you. Here's an idea, get a filter and then you can filter out the posts about filters the same way we filter out your spam.

>>81873872
Low key based idea desu

My clown is filled with spiders?

Advice?

>>81873872
Lad he's just pointing out how ridiculous the screenshot is everything isn't about being upset and riled up I guess to you it probably is though yeah

me? need to go the post office but for some reason I feel anxious about going outside despite going outside every single day

Me? I won't filter anything. I'm here to read it all, little lids. Been a distinct lack of Crossy posting lately.

>>81873906
I never feel anxious about that thankfully. Just poor and utter depressing misery, sure, but not anxious. Just get it done loddy. Roleplay it in your mind a bit to prepare

>>81873905
Would have loved to see this prick mauled to death by Gnasher.

He needs more than 50% of the thread censored so that he doesn't see the posts which upset him

Post-400 anxiety really bad right now, new thread please

>>81873946
Sad little mong he is. Pathetic behaviour to filter a thread. Censorship.

>>81871392
Is post-400 anxiety filtered?

>>81873856
he wanted to join the navy, but they shattered his dreams by not letting in piss pants mongs.... it not right

Might watch Apocalypse Now tonight. Maybe a double feature with Platoon.

>>81873977
Platoon too preachy for me. Rape is part of war. Simple as

>>81873856
This will be the photo they use for the news article

Ngl a girl could probably beat me up too. I'm 5'4" and decided to twinkmaxx in year 11.

>>81873980
YOU JUST DON'T FUCKING GET IT

>>81873977
Phwoar good fuckin shout lid. The Mrs is out tonight so I might join you.

>>81873980
Haven't seen it in a while. Yeah it's part of war but doesn't make it morally right. Anyway, what makes Vietnam films so womfy?

>>81873980
Not exactly. There are like fifteen or so countries whose modern armies would not rape when conducting war. The rest? Yeah, you're gonna get raped.

>>81873906
Seen the cost of stamps these days? Fookin outrageous is wot it is. Fuckin Brexit Britain

>>81873993
Probs seeing everyone other than me getting bombed to bits

I tell you what the Japanese did a significant amount of rape in China and Korea during WW2. They really were feral animals.

>>81874011
I guess if they were feral one way to show dominance is to shag them into submission so that's quite clever from the Chinese.

Anyone seen The Big Red One? Very underrated war kino that, especially the director's cut. Has Mark Hamil in it.

>>81874018
Ok you got a little chuckle from me there lid

>>81873960
Make it yourself lazy cunt

Amazon think they're being clever restricting me to one lot of stamps with their discount.
what they do not realise is that i can buy different TYPES of stamps.

>>81874018
No the Wapanese raped the Chinese.

>>81874038
>Wapanese
hi mate, how are things today?

>>81874038
giwtwm tbqh

>>81874038
Is that why pandas are so docile these days?

>>81874045
Doing well, lad. Hope that post riled you up as usual.
>>81874046
What's that zoomer acronym mean?

>>81874036
You've got them cornered lad. Create another account and you can order TWO of the same lots of stamps. Phwoaaaarrrrrr.

The Wapanese used to be very based as a nation.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanjing_Massacre?wprov=sfla1

>>81874066
>30000 women and children raped
Bloody Hell.

>>81874060
>zoomer acronym
Lad please

Secured the fresh milk from that shoppington now having a little rest before heading off out. Might just go chippy laters.

>>81874026
No but I played the cod game with the same title on ps2

>>81874091
You heading out for more alcohol? Give yourself a rest for fuck sake.

>>81874036
Stop buying from Amazon soft lad

>>81874101
Why else would the waste of oxygen leave his cave? To see one of his 'friends'? Aka his smack dealer.

>>81874096
Good game that was but don't think it's related to the film, only a reference in title. Corrrrr, loved the pre-COD4 games.

>secured that fresh milk
why is this making me laugh?

Anyone seen Generation Kill? Was a mini series on HBO a while back, based on a story written by a rolling stone journalist was who embedded with a marine recon unit who were some of the first boots on the ground during the invasion of Iraq. Pure unadulterated kino

>>81874131
because it's like he went on a military mission rather than just popped to the shops

He's full of whimsy is R HHL

>>81874141
Yeah, actually read the book few weeks ago too

>>81874141
Yeah isn't the journalist the guy from Oz? Really good show that.
>>81874147
He's like a mythical character described by Tolkien.

>>81874155
Haven't read the book but gonna add that to my reading list now. Have read picrel tho, propa good.
>>81874162
Think yer right der lad

Wish I had mates to go with and get smashed like HHL. Dont care what you say. Getting smashed is the only good thing in life.

>>81874179
>Getting smashed is the only good thing in life.
Brother, you need some serenity in your life. Why not try AA?

>>81874173
Homicide the show is great as well. Bit of a precursor to The Wire, a bit more procedural.

>>81874191
This was fucking quality telly

>>81874190
Every ex-alcoholic talks about how dull life is after booze.

>>81874213
That's because they aren't working the program de lad

>>81874226
Think they use "higher power" now rather than God.

>>81874238
It's interchangeable in a lot of meetings. Mine isn't god, but my sponsors is as they're catholic.

watching this classic political thriller kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9Fc-JL_v80&t=606s

i must confess im under stress x

i did this for you G

>>81874226
>>81874238
really, really irks me in retrospect.
not anti-Christian. and they were lovely people. but they showed up while we were wankered on benzos in a day unit, going on about Jesus. it doesn't HAVE to be Jesus, mind you, but blahblahblah.

supposedly the council gets funding for 12-step programmes, specifically. should be secular, on the NHS.

>>81874173
The GK book was good, there are a lot of additional firefights that didn't end up in the show but the show is good for putting the key moments into context, it's mostly 1:1

>>81874258
Oh fuck I loved this as a kid

homicide: life on the street is one of my favourite shows
it's the same universe as one of my other favourite shows, law & order, there are a few crossover episodes
the creators are friends, dick wolf bought the munch character for svu
two of the later episodes have appearances from the detectives in law & order criminal intent, but as victims

Personally I think helper would greatly benefit from completing this worksheet, in fact I'm sure quite a few of you could. Give it a go and share your answers.

just got back from the post office, not comfy at all, fucking wind was blowing at the back of my head BOTH ways there somehow, how does that even work? hate that, just rubs me the wrong way and the sun was making me sweat as well which was double uncomfy and there were people everywhere. 0/10 experience.

>>81874300
So you're gonna let some bible bashers keep you from actual recovery and a better life? God is just a word my dude, and you'll find many many meetings are much less dogmatic these days. My sponsor encouraged me to find mine in nature. And desu it's just a good place to unwind, you can talk about shit that's really fucking you off and get it off your chest, therefore reducing the likelihood of picking up.

All I know is I'd be furious if one of my family members lived in a care facility and was not being given help on their alcohol and drug problems.

How is he coming back to the facility drunk and smashing up tables and they're doing nothing about it?

>>81874258
wee whore in the back right corr

>>81874311
Munch from Law and Order has turned up in a crapload of other shows de lid.

Burger and cheesy chip with gravy secured.

>>81874338
i had gone to AA independently before that, i just think it shouldn't come to religion even if they're well-meaning.

ended up going to SMART meetings in the end. i'd call myself an 'alcoholic' gladly, but i agree with their 'it's you, not a higher power' angle. i don't believe in gardening.

Ice T and his big arsed plastic wife.

right going to have to go to tesco arent I after the post office, really would rather not but mans got to eat innit

thread is proper slow and boring today, might pack it in

>>81874376
right but he originated in homicide life on the street then got bought for law & order

>>81874413
So are you still drinking or are you miserably sober?

>>81874435
You'll be missed x /s

>>81874435
Only a week left anyway

Secured the bag.

>>81874437
Yeah I know mate I'm not stupid! Anyway Munch is a cracking character. RIP Richard Belzer.

hate waiting for interviews desu

>>81874435
All the lads are out enjoying a Friday spending spree with their top rate pip money, with their wives/gfs and sprogs lad, why aren't you?

Garn Beehive to secure that fresh honey. On that honeygrind. Oh aye. x

I would enjoy pummeling Helper's face to a pulp if I came across him in real life.

Really wanna shag a chubby girl. Look at pictures of them and get a massive hard-on ngl. Just an average chubby girl who works an average job. Coor blimey.

Extracted the lamb chops from my fridge and operation under way to blaze them. Over

>>81874466
King Bee rules the Beehive. You have to get through him first

>>81874443
Photo or fuck off

>>81871592
I keep replaying shogun 2 but i always give up at realm divide, and in warband florsis mod i want to start my own kingdom but seems like too much work

>>81874501
TW games always get shit in the middle when the "event" happens and everything becomes giant sweaty fights of attrition

Had fish and chips. Found out that the excellent chippy I usually use has shut down as the owners have retired, so tried another. Big mistake. Feel absolutely bloated to fuck.

>>81874483
Currently doing an extraction from my arse into the bog. Over.

so proud of you post limit lads

>>81874440
>still drinking
no
>sober
no

Fakk it
>>81874531
>>81874531
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>>81874537
way to fucking ruin it but its close enough

>>81873556
risotto pasta 4 times the carbs 4 times as lush get in dere de lads, carb crashing all one for free

Last post de lads

>>81874561
one off m8