Thread 82758833

Frank edition

Drugs are illegal, talking about them isn't.

>>82758833 (OP)
>Friendly, confidential drugs advice
Where can I score some good E in Taunton?

Take a shower, it feels good.

not just saying this to avoid being nicked by the bizzies, but i think drugs have had more of a negative effect on my life than a positive one.

that said, that implies there were SOME positive times, so please don't think of me me as 'un-cool'

>no peace prize for trump
shitshow incoming

>>82758871
didn't he just end the war in Israel?

i don't like the guy, but that's fairly peaceful IMO.

>"In reality, the ground-level crisis facing pubs and hospitality boils down to a toxic combination of the ever-rising costs involved in running a hospitality business and reduced customer spend amid the cost of living crisis," said Paul Crossman, the chair of the Campaign for Pubs and landlord of three pubs in York.

It tough times for hospitality. You've got to be bloody mental or middle class to pay the price of a pint these days.

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/oct/09/uk-pubs-licensing-plan-costs-landlords

>>82758856
I could but what would be the point? My life stays the same if I am hygienic or not. It best to save hot water since I don't bring money into the household.

>>82758881
The general gist is he stops fighting but doesn't solve the problems. That and he counts border conflicts as wars too, which isn't unfair but a bit extreme.
If the peace holds in Israel for a long time then sure that's impressive, but he did also bomb the fuck out of Iran while talking peace.

>>82758904
>what would be the point?
It feels good

>>82758904
>It best to save hot water since I don't bring money into the household
It is pennies per shower.

8 no further actions me. I'm surprised they still bother. The stuff I do on night walks is very hard to convince the courts that it will be a something worth charging for. I swear most people are dumb and accept a caution or community resolution if those things still exist.

"Things that never happened" routine this morning is it lad?

mate A has just described her humdrum living circumstances in a jocular tone but, all japes aside, 'childless' is what stood out to me.

is it that awful to be a childless woman in her 30s? i'll need the top psychologists and sociologists of /britfeel/ to give me their best takes.

>>82758965
It has. I have letters from the police, the NHS custody team. They don't fucking give a shit about mental health. So I just waste their time as legally as possible these days. The courts are the only sane ones here by not ever charging. The police just want an admission of guilt to pad their stats. Fuck 'em.

>>82758965
Reading the "Things that never happened" routine this morning is it lad?

Audit them Ofcom tyrants. Scum.

when you're drinking milk, is it good to give the milk a quick rinse around your teeth for the calcium? or should all sugar-containing foods go right down the gullet with MINIMAL tooth contact?

>>82758998
>is it that awful to be a childless woman in her 30s? i'll need the top psychologists and sociologists of /britfeel/ to give me their best takes.
Financially it's better to be childless and as long as you get fulfilment in other ways you'll probably find being childless to let you pursue those other goals much easier.
The reason "childless in 30s" is always such a worry for femoids is because they have that biological clock as well as some evolutionary wiring in their brain to at least consider having kids. So if you don't have kids by the time you're nearing 40, the chances are you're fucked. So that makes them basically get a FOMO that has been wired into their primate brain. Children are an easy "my life has purpose now" method.
That and their is a societal pressure. Despite not being a girl I have been lectured BY girls that one day I will want kids even though I've said I don't, and "you'd love them once you had them!!!" which is a very weak line of reasoning but would work on more empathetic people (namely women). Just think of all the stigma around being a "lonely cat lady" etc.

tl;dr:
no child = more money/time
can be bad if they dont have a "purpose" otherwise, as children can provide that
women in particular are typically hard-wired to want sprogs

Living with an incel

>>82759004
Sure it has chief. Very believable now you just said "nooo its totally real".

>>82759034
It's easy as fuck to get arrested. They said I was stalking just for filming people through a window of a place open all night.

My shut-in life began around this time. Can't believe 2012 was 13 years ago. I'm no longer the young generation.

>>82759051
Sure you were mate

Ruth looks like she has mental health issues

>>82759020
It's mad to drink an animal's milk other than your own. I would think the only thing good for us is human breast milk.

>>82759004
wise move, lad. you're doing nothing wrong.

my solicitors advised me to tell the police i would not be paying a fine for trespass. which i did. all right then, it's going to court. all kicking off. will fight it to the bitter end.

here is what ultimately happened:
nothing. as in, actually nothing. CPS took a while to get back to me with an automated response, police never followed it up, no court dates, nothing. years later i was worried a DBS check might re-open it all, but it came back clear.

there are plenty of examples of overzealous policing in this country, but those are the ones that make it into the papers or onto social media. i think it becomes easy to ignore the silent majority of similar cases, where nothing actually happens.

This LARP is so cringe

>>82759087
bit of sensible recycling, that. one of those daft celebrity things was when Calvis Harris ate his wife/baby's placenta.

viscerally disgusting, i'll agree, but if it has a decent bit of nutrition, what's wrong with chopping it up and whacking it in the cooker? it's not like a person died - quite the opposite.

>>82759087
Were you breast fed, lad?

>>82759081
She's probably fine most of the time. She's enjoying her life and privilege. At least she's not turning into an aging turkish cat lady.

Ruthmong where did you post before you discovered britfeel?

>>82759136
/g/, /tv/ and /b/ in the very old days.

>>82759155
Since when are you on 4chan? Me? Since Boxxy, so 2009. Grim when you think about it.

>>82759165
Never fancied boxxy to be honest. I remember the time you could make a thread with an image and not require any text.

>>82758965
We've already had the Ruth related post, the nightwalk make believe, I'm sure we'll get the auditors posts too. You can tall when he wakes up and clocks in for his 16 hour day on 4chan.

>>82759112
I'd only try placenta if it came from a cute girl. I'd be disgusted otherwise.

Nobel peace prize is one of the most ridiculous nonsense awards ever imagined. It's purely about who the progressive gay race commies who run the award like. That's why Obama got it, even though he dropped more ordinance while commander in chief than multiple previous presidents combined, and why they're not going to give it to Trump even though he directly brought a close to what is considered by progressive types to be the single most prominent conflict on the planet.

Friend. Enemy.

>Just got back home
>Had to catch a bus
>Got on bus
>Few seats
>Okay I'll take the one near the front but not the old people seats
>Sit down
>Look around
>Everyone on the bus is 70+
>Oh no....
>Next stop
>More old people
>Next stop
>More old people
>Suddenly theres no seats
>More old people getting on
>Theres now a crowd of old people at the front
>Feel like I should give up my seat
>Decide not to, why should I, I took a reasonable seat and nobody else is offering theirs
>15 old people and a couple of spackas standing near the front of the bus
>One old guy behind me gives up his seat
>All the old ladies natter "oh hes such a gentlemen, such a gentlemen"
>Can feel their beady old eyes staring at me
>Manage to hold onto my seat till I get off

Fuck ever getting a bus at this time again

>>82759211
>>Decide not to, why should I
Tricky conundrum when you're a sociopath, aye.

>>82759026
interesting thoughts, lad. i think she's quite lonely even though she's physically attractive, it's a paradox that will make /r9k/ incels seethe. but i'm witnessing her living it.

men fancy her, she'll go out with them, they realise she's actually a handful, she is just 'like that' as a person. solid chance she's an undiagnosed autist, but in layman's terms she is a bit 'bratty'. i think she's cool as hell, good mate, would rather sit around watching anime and playing games than rearing a child.

but the biological drive of making a baby to look after and care for, i just don't grasp that. if i think for more than one second about producing a sprog, it's a horrible idea. my NEET circumstances aside, it would be MY child, with my genes, that i have to raise. i've no instinctive desire to impregnate. would be going against my nature.

i may have gender autism. how do i 'theory of mind' my way into someone who has a cervix?

Nice little Friday delivery.
Sold an item on Vinted and made some more Japanese purchases on the Arrow sale including Yokai Monsters, Blade of the Immortal and Blind Beast!
Got that Jackie Chan Twin Dragons (with my beloved Maggie Cheung) with Rarewaves points too so get in.

>>82759211
At least we got fairly safe public transportation here. I'd much rather get on a bus with old ladies than deal with immigrants and unpredictable blacks.

>>82759219
Nah, honestly fuck em. I paid for my seat, I havent slept in days and I'm not giving up the only bit of luxury I got till I get home.

>>82759219
and secondly I got on a bus I didnt get on a social experiment where I'm being forced to put up with peer pressure - my seat, my rules, dont like it? get off the bus.

>>82759191
Meds now, my good lad.

>>82759222
Nice. I saw Yokai Monsters on youtube a year or two ago. The rokurokubi part was freaky. I recommend you check out Sukeban Dekai. It's not horror, but it has major House vibes. I watched it just because the main actress was pretty, but I was pleasantly surprised at how crazy it was.

>>82758883
>dude, go out and stare at old people getting pissed
Literally how is this better than internet and gaming?
Maybe "pub culture" is dying cause it's bollocks, I dunno.

>>82759206
But this would obviously violate many other laws such as noise complaints and public disturbance. Did you even read my post lad?

>>82759225
>>82759236
You're a retarded moron but sure.

>>82759270
As are you matey

>>82759221
You can't really just astral project into other people that easily so I think it's just something us penis-havers have to live with not knowing. It just seems like logical to me that evolution has made them want to have kids, and it can still be strong enough to override societal/financial pressures.
Also even girls with a touch of the 'tism are often a lot less self-loathing than lads like yourself when the first thought is "I'm shit, wouldnt the kid be shit too?". Normies don't have that, women even less so, or at least they seem to block it out better.
That and remember most people chasing kids arent NEET, or are a single mum who can bennies their way to survival.

Like for example the girl I mentioned, she had 2 kids by around 22, both with a different dad, and both shit dads with violent tendencies, as she was just DRIVEN to want kids.
I think it was a total lack of purpose/hope. Grew up on a council estate, not a looker, not even many hobbies besides being with family.
Shitting out a few kids meant she got all the purpose and council support she needed to live a life caring for others which I think is all she really wanted. To look after and be looked after.

>>82759274
I dunno man I'm not the one who thinks "manners" is a motherfucking "social experiment". That's either schizo logic or double digit IQ logic.
You didn't even pay for the seat you paid for the transport, you don't pay extra to sit/stand you fucking mong.

Too many schizo mongs here nowadays

>>82759295
Having a bit of a melty arent ya lad, tell ya what I wont give up anymore seats ever again. In fact next bus I get on I'll put me lil legs on the seat :)

>>82759261
Lot of young adults love going out for a pint lad. Maybe it's bollocks to you but for others it's necessary for social interaction outside of their screens. Enjoy playing games alone I suppose if that's what makes you feel good.

>>82759327
Shes already hit the wall. British genes are the WOAT.

>>82759311
>"haha ur having a melty"
>says the lad who blogposted heavily about a fucking bus ride
Alright lad. Enjoy yourself.

>>82759338
You too matey

>>82759287
similar vibe as recent /britfeel/ crack about people getting dogs, not thinking ahead. and i do think it's right that even those council house scum get looked after. i think the state has a responsibility there *adjusts flat cap*

mentally i'm more ADHD-driven so i go for quick impulses but in a measured way. on drugs atm. would say yes to a nice life, but the same way i would say yes to an ice cream.

do you think the council estate girl is living a good life?

time for a short nap, really tired atm

Dr reception filled with darkies ffs I'm the only white one here how did we get like this

make sure u give up ya bed for an old person mate before you have your nap

>>82759376
>do you think the council estate girl is living a good life?
Eh nah. I think she filled the void with children as a coping mechanism rather than out of an actual drive. It was all she knew from her friends/family so she fell in line when nothing else worked out. Sort of thing where "I guess I aint smart enough to be a doctor or pretty enough to be a pop star, time to shit out some sprogs".
Chances are though the council estate life people are happier than most of us lads posting here init. She gets the love she wants so that might be all she really needs, or its all her brain needs to ignore the other problems.

I hope she's happy either way. Was a nice lass.

>>82759336
Sorry she can't stay at the same age forever lad. She's a mature lass now doing adult things. Shame the same can't be said for you.

I did another drawing, forgot how fun it is doing some shiddy doodling.
And let's have a choon as well methinks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfMtTOEFuwE

>She's a mature lass now doing adult things
>Shame the same can't be said for you
Says the lad spamming about her daily on /r9k/ and never leaving the house.

>>82759416
Why are you so hostile today, Ruthlad? In a bad mood?

>>82759336
A real british rose though. I doubt she'd ever let her lad down. Probably very thoughtful and remembers everyone's birthday. I expect when she enters the room, every one feels a bit happier.

>>82759376
people who get dangerous animals are always the exact people who shouldn't have them. It's a whole thing.
Something about being a mong-brained Deano makes a man go "I need me own snake, and a giant scorpion, and the biggest nastiest dog breed I can find", and then some kid gets hurt.

>>82759327
people like pic related don't talk to me, so there's no reason for me to be there.

Me? Never liked reptiles, deanos and autism women have them, not me.

>>82759422
Im feeling it now mr krabs

>>82759427
No I'm just pulling an all night to fix the fucked up sleep again. It's grim waking up at 10 pm.

>>82759435
I do hate weapon dog enjoyers. My dogberg is Romanian streetdog stock and despite training he still has some reactivity in him, so we keep him on a lead most times and avoid the types of dogs we know he has issues with, which are primarily big and scary type dogs.

The amount of fucking times some cunt with a German shepherd or staffy will let their dog come up, despite us obviously trying to avoid them and just go "oh he's harmless, he just wants to say hello" and yeah my dog is stressed out and will literally try to fucking kill yours so keep him under control. Gets on my tits. You can do everything in your power to be responsible and it all it takes is one retard to ruin it.

Laura has read 50+ books this year. The female brain is very different. I could not stay focused on reading fiction.

>>82759471
What sort of books is she reading? Decent stuff or generic YA/serial fiction shite?

>>82759443
If only ugly people talked to each other eh?

>>82759476
The usual YA fantasy romance slop on kindle. I hope she isn't forcing it on her bf.

>>82759471
most of what women read is erotica or "women's issues" fiction, tbf, which is about the equivalent of reading a forum thread where a lad describes all the kinds of tits he likes, and vents about his shitty job. You already read that every day.

>>82759477
Nah too busy crying on 4chan about people who are pretty.

>>82759477
ugly women are class traitors.

How do you take your coffee lads? Black for me.

>>82759515
just normal - splash of milk, no sugar

SSM UPDATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYPDRwbADDk

>>82759515
Same as I like my women, milky and sweet

i make sure to offer my tea to any old people before i have it

>>82759529
What a fine young gentleman you are.

Before I do anything, I routinely seek out Boomers to flatter.
They've done so much for us. It's only fair they feel included (^;

Postie just dropped off that Battlefield 6 corr.

He's on his SSM routine now. Must be afternoon.

>>82759535
Couple of jars later? It friday

Favourite chain cafe? Got to be Cafe Nero for me.

>>82759529
You really are on a melty about this today lad phwoar

>>82759550
whichever one doesn't have people in it, tbqh

>>82759550
I dont have to drink coffee because I'm not a bleary-eyed wagie

You literally can just kick em out.

>>82759565
More of an energy drink lad?

>>82759565
it taste good, thougheverbeit

>>82759568
You cant, most have british citizenship

>>82759568
where's that? America?
Not here, surely. There's more weird brown cunts on the street almost every week, and I'm not going to pretend I don't see it anymore.

>>82759574
15% of our population are foreign born, about half are citizens and half not. That's a 7.5% reduction right off the bat. But moreover you can simply rescind the citizenship given to these people. Parliament is sovereign, it can simply pass a law to do so and then deport them back to their original countries. Of course there will be plenty of self-deports when all this starts going into motion.

>>82759569
Ugh no thanks
>>82759570
It doesnt

>>82759584
day worry, chap. I'll get you a chocky wocky milk, til your man tongue grows in.

>>82759582
get a job and have sex

>>82759546

Nah I'm having a sober weekend. Will be wuppas on tap later for me.

What doth lunch?

>>82759609
Fuck knows mate, need to go look what's in the fridge. Such a ballache, I want maccies.

>>82759587
Have another coffee so you can work longer today

its dem fookin imingurns dat ar the reeson me giro got cut

>>82759609
got myself a bento box oh it lush 4x

its the muslamic law muslamic rayguns in are country

>>82759616
Coffee has literally no effect on me. ADHD thing, apparently.

>>82759625
bloodeh shakira law innit

>>82759635
i guess your special. our little special boy

>>82759615
>>82759619
Think I've got nothing in the hizzy, had a nice beans on toast for brekkie so might just do an instant noodles or a huel drink thing.

>>82759642
Can get you a strawberry milk if you'd prefer.

>>82759618
>>82759625
>>82759641
Don't make me fetch the Morgoth post.

>>82759618
They won't take our bennies away because millions will riot.

when I have beans on toast I check to make sure if any old people want it first

Why does it feel like there's too much to do at once but you end up doing nothing anyway? Fuck my life and this cycle.

ADHD is a made-up disorder to promote meds sales and boost work productivity

Did about 15mg of THCP earlier and its just starting to hit now.

Im gunna be in space for a day and a half.

imagine never having sex and being a slave for others.

Imagine getting angry at other people drinking coffee, because you have a baby's palette.

>>82759654
Am I supposed to care about what some Twitter rightoid has to say?

When I have sex I check to see if any old people want to have sex first

>>82759690
Him not drinking coffee really upset you huh? Lol

Most Reform voters have an IQ below 100

>>82759696
It's just that we're so far past the whole "muslamic rayguns thing", and you sound like a dinosaur. The establishment fully admits Islamic rape gangs are a thing now. You can't just keep laughing at chavs forever.
Twat.

>>82759702
we'll get you a cookie and a naner shake.

Why don't you lads go out anymore?

Racists don't have feelings. They're subhuman.

bit too cold to go out today

>>82759732
The outside world is full of scary brown people and women with tattoos.

>>82759732
there's nothing there. I keep telling people.
What would you like me to do, exactly?

>>82759738
nigger detected deploy: ah cant breeve

>>82759738
shut the fuck up, and go back to your gay uni course, William.

im actively giving up my position of going out to and old person

>>82759738
>aaaaahh! i hate daddy an all he made he wont give it to me so im going to "smash the system"

lmao, 2.2 coming your way

>>82759738
How many racists have you actually encountered in your life? As far as I can tell when people mean racists they mean people who just irrationally foam at the mouth when it comes to other races. Who is like that? Not anyone I've ever met.

Cat wants to cuddle but he stinks

>>82759767
toilet paper up your nose, cuddle his stinky majesty.

Ruthmong wants love but he stinks

>>82759761
Brown people will do that to white people, but generally not the other way around.
White "racism" these days is this kind of desperate pleading of of "yeah, but, if we let all of the Muslims in, they're going to fucking kill us, and destroy our culture", at which point middle class white spastics who have never met a brown person and get all of their opinions from the telly erupt into a chorus of laughter and befuddlement.
>OH MY SILLY BOY, HAVE YOU NOT SEEN TASKMASTER? THEY'RE AS BRITISH AS YOU AND I, I SO PROCLAIM!

>>82759683
In edible format? How does it compare to normal weed? I don't really imbibe the herb much any more but I'm always curious about the new forms.

I think shock collars can be justified with genuinely terrible dogs, the sort that will like rip your sofa to pieces if you leave them alone for ten seconds, as a way to instill some discipline/hierarchy/control. Think whatever the equivalent of mental illness is in a dog comparable to the sorts of humans who will fucking start throwing punches because you looked them in the eyes on the bus or whatever. Dog psychos.

But it just seemed to me that Kaya wasn't doing anything. She was being kept on a cot barely big enough for her for something crazy like four hours while her owner was shouting next to her. Then she barely takes a step off and he zaps her? God forbid she wants to stretch her legs or something.

Fucking get the fuck out of here, that's animal abuse. Fucking cunt.

Why do racists take pride in being uneducated twats?

>>82759807
But do they? Again, I don't think I've ever actually met the stereotypical bald footie fan who shouts at brown people in the street or whatever. The people who I've met who are most keenly aware of socio-cultural and biological differences between races have been quite polite, intelligent, reserved and well-behaved.

>>82759761
Not him but I have met an actual racist once, he was a weird lad. Worked with him and he was gay, but also a Nazi. And when I say Nazi I mean an actual Nazi, he had gone out his way to buy the old Nazi Deathhead ring, he has all the memorabilia, he'd Sieg Hiel the boss in the mornings, sometimes the boss would do it back.

Dont start asking me about the intricacies of how he rectified being gay with being a Nazi, cause I'm not him and frankly I don't know.

He also on occasion if we had a paki in the shop or a muslim, he'd pick up the nearest gun shaped object. So like a till scanner or stapler or sometimes just his fingers, he'd openly in front of everyone start taking imaginary shots at their forehead.

Weird lil fella, he came out for a drink once and showed up in a full suit. Told me he always wears suits when he's out. Oh one other thing he had a keyring that said something like "Number 1 Muslim Headhunter" and commemorated the war in afghanistan, this was around 2011.

>>82759791
The normie obsession with taskmaster is baffling. I've had more people than I can count tell me I need to watch it and it just puts me off more. Yeah panel shows were fine back when there were limiting viewing options and you had to watch that or friends reruns or a million different flavours of soap opera. Now you can watch literally anything you want whenever you want, so why would I watch this low effort vehicle for average comedians? I don't get it.

>>82759818
I think this lad has some very, very deep issues going on beyond 'i'm a racist haha!'.

>>82756119
>>82756242
Lads seething at me in the middle of the night lol. Can't sleep because you're haunted by me, sad.

>>82759816
>Again, I don't think I've ever actually met the stereotypical bald footie fan who shouts at brown people in the street or whatever.
They were the ones out rioting in August last year.
>The people who I've met who are most keenly aware of socio-cultural and biological differences between races have been quite polite, intelligent, reserved and well-behaved.
A few high IQ right wing Twitter anons are the exception.

>>82759835
Those were not actual football fans, they were Jewish led golems. Real football fans would stomp their fat bald arses before they had time to bring out the foreskin scalpel.

>>82759807
what you don't understand is you're an overly educated twat.

>>82759826
Discord bores and their ego's.

>>82759820
I remember some panels shows used to make me chuckle a bit back in the day. They were always full of libs, but they tended to keep the jokes decent so it was fine. Then going to uni and later on I didn't have a TV so didn't bother to watch any. After maybe a decade of no TV I was at my parents one day and decided to put it on; watched QI, WILTY and HIGNFY and it was straight up unwatchable. The political shitlib stuff was turned up to 11, everyone was some E-list comedian and the panels were so painfully obviously crafted to exactly match diversity quotas. Turned them all off after a few mins. Never watched them again. Oh well.

>>82759818
>Dont start asking me about the intricacies of how he rectified being gay with being a Nazi, cause I'm not him and frankly I don't know.

That one is simple, and not uncommon. It's a fetish. They fancy the soldiers. They like the uniforms. There are women like this too but it's mostly gay men. There are a few gay fetish clubs in London that had to ban nazi uniforms

am fucked lads, one day of driving muh lorry left then a nice week off, im thinking of going mental and having a big tidy up of the flat and chucking alot of stuff away, might even go full on feng shui with it

>>82759794
Edible yessir.

Its potent stuff, but takes about 3-4 hours to kick in fully. It's just a really long high, lasts about 24-48 hours, and very slow building.You only need a little bit.

Theres also HHC out now, and H4 CBD. HHC is more like your traditional weed edbile, H4 CBD is like CBD but more relaxing. These things only really exist to sit in a legal grey area.

I hate to break it to you lads, but there is no discord.

>>82759847
Not really egotistical to point out someone is doing exactly what they're doing, is it?

>>82759858
Can't believe that it's taken so long for someone else to realise this. I wanted to say it ages ago but I thought I'd look like a fucking tinfoiler. Those screenshots aren't altered they are completely fake.

Love our boys in blue oh aye x

https://www.instagram.com/p/DEVPBEdJNtt/

>>82759856
Oof don't think I'd like anything lasting that long. I tend to get bored on edibles, don't like the sensation of being high as fuck and getting higher without any way of stopping it, much prefer the quicker wearing off period of smoked weed. You enjoy though lad, would have loved that back in my early 20s.

>>82759824
He was a strange lad, when we went out it was for halloween and we got changed in some changing room and he accosted me and said I was looking at his chest, I didn't even look at him once. He made a big deal out of it all night. Ruined the night tbqh.

>>82759852
Maybe, I think at that point in time, it were 2011 and racism was underground. So the ones who were truly racist stood up for what they believed in. Turned out half the shop were at least supportive of most of his feelings.
The boss was also some kind of Nazi, he had a swastika on his arm w/ a hangman.

Thing is though, I joined the workplace and this was the situation, I dont know if the gay fella joined the workplace then had a crush on the boss and became a Nazi - I wasnt there long enough to work it all out.

But he was also just such a crude gay fella, he'd go on and on about gay shit.

>brown communist treats a dog like shit
wow, also did you hear that rain is wet?

Richard Dawkins new wife in 38 and Dawkins is 84. I say good on the lad. If he can get his todger up at that age then go for it. Enjoy the fresh (ish) pussy before he gets a shock in the afterlife.

Might go down t' beach tomorrow morning. Nice reward for keeping off the drink tonight. Oh aye.

>>82759931
OMG SHE IS JUST 38 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK.

People who do the "I'm an actual Nazi" thing are either autistic history nerds, or they're looking for a reaction, desu. Same logic as prison gangs adopting Nazi imagery because it intimidates people.

The presumption that most racists anywhere, are in anyway interested in the aesthetics of Nazi Germany is a cartoon version of reality. This is V for Vendetta brain.

>>82759931
>>82759941
id have a go on her if i had a chance desu lads

What do you lads think of Arctic Monkeys?

Theres a few discords. Probably Monis still remains.

>>82759946
used to like them, dont anymore, also used to go watching a band that covered alot of their songs back int' day, probably about 10 years ago now

>>82759946
Went to shit after Favourite Worst Nightmare

>>82759938
>reward for having one entire day without drinking

Not cool man, not cool.

>>82759946
A singles band with the odd good choon.

What do you think of Venetian Snares?

>>82759931
Anyone balking at this needs to get their head on straight. Who gives a fuck?
This is the thing, I've personally never seen any issue with gold digger type arrangements.

Also, I've been thinking about getting into paddle boarding. Garn need to invest in a wetsuit soon. Could be a fun little hobby and it's also an excuse to go down beach more often.

>>82759961
Remember that entire month of sobriety he did?
Wait...

>>82759942
Or they literally are just a Nazi. Could have been a member of the National Socialist German Workers party of the kids or someone who was. Many them still knocking about in Argentina and Germany.

Some people do adhere to the ideology in Germany today. They genuinely hate Jews and Slavs and want to expand German territory into Eastern Europe.


Almost all Anglo Nazis are larpers tho.

>grown man using a paddle board

just swim ya bellend

>>82759974
It makes no sense to "be a Nazi" if you're British, considering the fact that they were a party of German nationalists.

>>82759977
>>grown man
He's mentally 11 years old though.

dont forget arm bands

>>82759967
Sounds like a good idea to me desu. Get some exercise, have some fun, relatively cheap to get into. Sounds lush.

Just one thing though, you'll need to invest in some waterproof nappies given your current continence issues. But they're also quite cheap all things considered.

>>82759974
I wouldnt try talking sense into him he hasnt left his home in years. Everything he says is correct because he's so clever and has it all figured out.

>>82759963
Winnipeg is a frozen shit hole is a solid album from start to finish, especially Steven Stapleton's anus. I also liked the senetian vnares ep and pink and green.

Unfortunately at some point I stopped listening to music that was intentionally unpleasant and moved to punk (lolololol)

>White House erupts in fury after Trump is snubbed for Nobel Peace Prize after brokering Gaza ceasefire

White House erupts in fury after Trump is snubbed for Nobel Peace Prize after brokering Gaza ceasefire

>>82760004
I saw some puff piece that said the Swedish or whoever gives out that prize were genuinely scared Trump would call them enemies and tariff them if he didnt give it too him kek

>>82759860
There was no need to mention it, if you don't care. You should have laughed in your head and moved on.
Don't fret, it's all just IMO, and seeing as it isn't about me, my opinion doesn't really matter.

>>82759989
I speak to a much wider variety of people than you do. I actually know what real racists are like, and what they're not like.
The cartoon vision of some bald gammon football fan who gets steam coming out of his ears when someone offers him a curry, and secretly has Nazi memorabilia in the cupboard, is not a real person.
If anything, that person collects model spitfires, and admires Churchill.

These were recorded from a women's yoga class called 'how to be a good wife'. Cooorrrrr, wish British lasses would put in some fucking effort once in a while.

What do you think of Taylor Swift?

i hate this country. i just got back from a walk down town and it was so depresing. it was nothing but vape shops charity shops and gregs, loud mouth men it tracksuits everywhere people playing music on their phones and litter all over the place

>>82760018
Woah... thanks lad, for correcting me. I dont think I'd get very far without your guidance. I assume the thank you letters from the starving children will be arriving soon, yes?

what would churchills BMI be if he was alive today?

>>82760032
You get so pissy when your two dimensional middle class twat worldview gets pierced just a little bit, don't you?
>ohoho, but how many GCSEs do you have?

Churchy? Probably in the early 30s I reckon.

Not bad for 40 squid x

https://www.sportsdirect.com/gul-contour-full-length-32mm-wetsuit-mens-888119

Them paddle boards aren't cheap thoughs.

>>82760032
I can tell from your posts that you're a truly bitter, resentful little man. I truly hope that one day you overcome all that seething, roiling vitriol in your heart and become happy and healthy.

Churchill advertised great car insurance for a dog tbqh

I've responded to Sean's posts with some kind of nappy reference every time I've seen him for months, but he never gives me a (you) back. It not rite.

IF churchill was alive today he'd absolutely be smashing tinnies on saturdays with the football lads, he even looks like an old fashioned norf fc

Never buy a HP printer lads. Fucking nightmare. Stupid instant ink bollocks. Works fine for months now it won't connect to wifi at all for some inexplicable reason. App is total balls too.

>>82760037
whatever makes you feel smarter fella, would you like me to read the first letter?

Dear Anon,
(From little Abdul)
*Editors note, he wrote it like that, bit weird though, probably not much education in the Congo. Anyway let me resume,

*ahem*

Dear Anon
From lil Abdul
We have done what you said and built house for goats, our grass grows green and strong, like the wisdom you bestowed upon us. Matilda has AIDS, Jessica has AIDS, Charlotte has AIDS, David has AIDS, my auntie has died of AIDS, my father gave my sister AIDS. Thank you for you thoughts and lived experiences. I have sent you a pet frog, this frog also has AIDS.

*clears throat*
There does appear to be a dead frog wrapped in this letter. Would you like that sent to you?

Remember when that lad had a melty at that other lad for eating sunflower seeds? Wonder what that was all about.

i can empathise with the racists. don't agree with them, but i get where they're coming from.

>>82760084
fucks sake must have missed that one, sounds like a good one too

I forget which one it is but either Sunflower Seeds or Pumpkin Seeds, they're both nice I think but one of them just tastes like cheaper Pistachios.

Also I think theyre quite calorie dense but cant remember.

>>82760084
It's a very BAMEcoded thing to do.

>>82760087
Was an interesting time, apparently only pakis eat sunflower seeds.

Me? Compliance for a bank. It's fucking crazy boring ngl.

>>82759931
>before he gets a shock in the afterlife

Let me guess, you believe you're going to heaven because your life is so shit on earth. The ultimate cope.

>>82760042
Went paddle boarding on loch Lomond a few years back. It's fun but I couldn't stay upright to save my life. Much prefer kayaking.

>sunflower seeds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QGgxwHY0WA

SUBSLADS ON SUICIDE WATCH

eating seeds is a pastime activity

I had a hamster he had giant testicles.

>>82760107

>loch Lomond

Corr I've been there a few times. Place has a very womfy energy to it. Ngl I would find it a bit creepy paddle boarding on a big lake. I know it's probably way safer than doing it in the sea but in my mind there are lake monsters lurking down there kek.

>>82760130
Good on the lad

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/36962691/stalker-kicks-down-womans-door-sending-boyfriend-threats/

Let this be a lesson to you.

Piccy wiccy I took of the Loch Lomond ferry a couple of years ago. Oh aye.

>>82760150
can i get a QRD? woooo

>>82760153
I think it's great that they take you on all of these trips lad

Me? Doing everything I can to avoid advertising.

>Install ublock on every browser I ever use
>Adguard DNS on my home router
>Only use vanced yt music and yt on mobile
>Deleted my facebook and insta because they were forcing them on me
>Only torrent or stream illegally using stremio, never watch real tv
>Occasionally listen to radio in car but switch channels as soon as song has finished and ads begin
>Close my eyes if I see a billboard

Any service that starts sending me ads I will cease to use immediately. Its fine if normies want to accept advertising to pay for services I use, I would rather blow my brains out.

>>82760137
It can actually feel like the sea as the water can be really choppy. I think cuz it's so big you can just fuck off somewhere quiet and chill on your kayak.
Think they used to brew illegal booze on one of the islands back in the day.

>>82760188
gotta have sponsorblock to lad

Not only is it the paracetamol giving us autism.

Turns out? Also circumcision.

>>82760200
Never watch yt videos of people talking. Literally only use it for diy help, occasional music video or some brief clip. No need for sponsor block as nothing I watch has sponsors.

>>82759946
Shit band for normies

>>82760215
4chan gave me autism

Don't need to be all hurr durr autism to be against circumcision, it's fucking barbaric as it is. Genuinely no different from FGM and practiced on a far larger scale.

>four and a half hour interview with Pavel Durov
Oh sweet
>it's with Lex Fridman
Oh for fuck sake

Christ I can't stand Lex, it's actually really annoying how he manages to get great guests despite being an insufferable, snore-inducing mong.

Tuna chilli mayo roll with sliced tomato, packit of prawn cocktail crisp and two custard creams, washed down with a big mug of tea. Noice.

>>82760273
Fuck off deano

Me? I check to see if an old person needs a circumsision before I do one.

The absolute state of this creature.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj6xlwn570lo

Matched with an Indian lass on Hinge and now she's asking for my Snapchat. Oh aye x

The saviour of the white race is going to try and shag an indian lass. Blimey.

>>82760150
so this guy's a stalker, fine. will have to watch the documentary for myself and see.

but at face value this note is actually quite sweet? i don't see this as 'creepy' at all. like if she's not interested, he's accounted for that. it's romantic AND reasonable.

am i a crazy person?

>>82760266
It's all in the legs and core bro

>>82760301
Disgusting.
>>82760304
Get her shagged de lid. Better than doing yer bollocks in with drugs and booze

>>82760304
Did you tell her you live in a care home?

>>82760266
Imagine having smaller biceps than a zoomie asmr girl.

>>82760309
bit werid m8, if u really need to write a note just say sorry and if they contact you back its fine but if they dont then you just dont bother em again simple as

Suns out and my guns are out

>>82760328
He gets off on this sort of thing, lad. He's a pathetic goonboy deep down.

Better to be too thin than too fat imo.

But folks can do what they want tbqhwy

>>82760150
This is what no pussy does to a man. At least he wanted safe sex.

Baking a cake x

>>82760343
I bet he likes being topped.

>>82760320

Taking things slow de lid. She's also from Leeds so doubt I'll be meeting her anytime soon.

>Better than doing yer bollocks in with drugs and booze

Pretty much anything is better than doing that. Rather go paddle boarding then go for a nice meal. Much better use of my time and money x

time to grow up and shag Indian lassies

>>82759261
>Maybe "pub culture" is dying cause it's bollocks

This nibba gets it

The quintessential "British pub" is a fucking depressing hole tbqh, the old depressed alcoholics, the slightly younger alcoholics, the insufferable 20 somethings being loud as fuck, the insane price of everything, the general run down decor , the shite music etc, the list is endless

>"b-but go to a night club!"
Yeah, coked up deanos and staceys getting into fights constantly

>>82760369
Did you go to the Jurassic park themed restaurant at loch Lomond? It's at the bottom where all the shops are. Seems like it would have been right up your alley lol.
Your on the right path though. You need hobbies in life. The more the better.

>>82760374
time to grow up and get a job in a warehouse

>>82760266
>paddle boarding with arms like this
fascinating

>>82760378
NTA but I totally agree with you, absolutely miserable places. Loud, expensive, grimey, dark, full of shambling zombies drinking themselves to death on the dole or coked up twats shouting in your face, the rude staff. Hate pubs with a passion.

>>82760301
>The absolute state of this creature.
fascinating

>>82760308
>The saviour of the white race is going to try and shag an indian lass. Blimey.
fascinating

If i knew where HHL lives id go there and beat him up and then post the video of it here

added sponsorblock for mozilla oh aye

>>82760323
>Did you tell her you live in a care home?
SCREAMING & HOWLING DE LID LAD LOD LUD XD

>>82760428
Not cool man. Not cool at all.

>>82760397
>Did you go to the Jurassic park themed restaurant at loch Lomond?

Damn I didn't even know that place existed. Will defo check it out next time I'm up there.

>>82760328
>Imagine having smaller biceps than a zoomie asmr girl.
SCREAMING & HOWLING DE LID LAD LOD LUD XD

>>82760333
in my view the photographing/publishing-of the note is far weirder than the note itself.

>>82760343
>He gets off on this sort of thing, lad. He's a pathetic goonboy deep down.
SCREAMING & HOWLING DE LID LAD LOD LUD XD

>>82760452
That kid is not even fat

>>82760361
>This is what no pussy does to a man. At least he wanted safe sex.
SCREAMING & HOWLING DE LID LAD LOD LUD XD

>>82760365
>I bet he likes being topped.
SCREAMING & HOWLING DE LID LAD LOD LUD XD

Alright. Too many mongs are awake. I'm off out to tidy up the garden while the sun's out. Then off to the shop for a bottle of rum. Laters.

Something has set him off lol

>>82760475
>Alright. Too many mongs are awake. I'm off out to tidy up the garden while the sun's out. Then off to the shop for a bottle of rum. Laters.
fascinating

>>82760469
yeah what the fuck, HHL.
he looks a bit weird (think he was also in on of the Nightmare on Elm Street sequels?) but he is NOT fat.

>>82760475
Britfeel is a mong safe haven

>>82760478
>Something has set him off lol
SCREAMING & HOWLING DE LID LAD LOD LUD XD

>>82760475
hope you have a nice day my lad.

I don't know on people's doors on night walks and carry condoms. I'm better than him.

>>82760511
what does this mean in english?

me? have pirated films and taken hard drugs. consider myself worse than a stalker, well overdue for the death penalty tbqh.

Coor Sakura and Ino were quite hot desu

>>82759081
This place probably won't have helped in that regard.

lads, im watching a playthrough of this new silent hill f and the japanese school girl has just sawed her own arm of. not womfy at all!

>>82760622
Don't worry lad I'm sure it'll grow back.

>>82760622
sounds horrifying. very inappropriate for a horror game, IMO.

What does society have to offer young men any more?

>>82760523
How many businesses does your dad manage lad? None.

do i need to play Silent Hill a-e before i can play Silent Hill f?

What are the best memories of your teenage years?

Please, Mr Poley is my father! Just call me Mohammed Abdul Rashid Al-Hashmiri Mohamad Abadi (I'm a woman btw).

>2 posts out of 500 posts
>rent free you're seething xD
Fat glaswegian sadsack

>>82760529
Now ask yourself if Lollers deserved to get a community sentence for what he's done. This world is not fair.

>>82760656
Why did they get a bunch of men in their mid-20s to play teenagers? Seems a bit noncecoded desu.

Why was literally everything better in the late 90s and early to mid 00s?

>>82760648
everything, only requirement is that youre not a sperg

>>82760665
>Why did they get a bunch of men in their mid-20s to play teenagers? Seems a bit noncecoded desu.

Laws make regulations if you are making minors work. Like the number of hours they can work are restricted, so it does not fuck up their education.

>>82760668
No smart phones and slow internet, it was a better time

>>82760668
You probably were a happy wean back then, thats why you think everything was better. Objectively it wasnt.

>>82760688
Cope, it was better. Even zoomers who weren't born then know it was better.

>>82760643
they gave her a monster arm
>>82760644
wasnt expecting it to be this bad

Don't know why government expects every man to work. There are more people than jobs. It's best to let the immigrants get a chance to work and improve their integration into Great Britain. Bennies for the rest of us.

>Jenna Ortega's Wednesday Addams is getting a Fortnite skin

Dayum Epic Games got me spending them virgin bucks this month. Need them Scooby Doo skins as well x

>>82760672
feels really American tbqh. there are teenagers who can act, there were teenagers IN The Inbetweeners.
even if they are doing saucy scenes, because the piece of fiction is based on the reality of teenage sauciness, who gives a fuck? you're an insane person if you equate that with pornography. (actual perverts will actually wank off to whatever.)

Have you ever been to an illegal rave?

In my school in year 8 there was a girl would literally wank off the boys.

>>82760714
Remember in infants an indian boy left a big turd on the carpet and we all had to go to another classroom. Weird how things like that linger in the mind.

Most women live life on easy difficulty.

>>82760694
I dont think it was better

>>82760711
nah, always wondered what they're like. practically speaking, how the hell do you get a massive sound system out into a field or whatever? surely the police can also just drive there in THEIR vans, and go, "right, stop this"?

also you always hear about how they're all lovely because ravers are great people, but i have my doubts tbqh. no fights? no (unwanted) sex stuff? i'd expect these to be higher than normal.

What age is too old to go to raves?

>>82760714
girls hit puberty before boys, so that's on her.
hope she's still in prison, and they're in therapy.

>>82760714
hot. did you wank off you?

>>82760711
Semi legal ones. They're licensed for music and alcohol but in weird locations and drug use was encouraged. Been to a couple in a wood recycling yard and one in a hells angels clubhouse, that one was pretty fucking sketchy.

>>82760714
hot. did she wank you off too?

>>82760756
after 45 it starts to get weird imo

>>82760660
Shut it, egomong, you've done nobody.

HHL after you nut in his mouth

Lowkey wempted to order a webab wrap in tonight. I mean, I definitely could, the real question here is whether or not I should.

>>82760733
Braindead NPC "bruh I don't personally me individually me me me fr" I didnt ask. Obviously at least half of the zoomer population are soulless NPCs. It was disclosed in the Matrix that the 1990s was the last human decade. Hence the soulless bland slop era that's taken over everything as the zoomers have come of age. But there's enough zoomers who do reject the slop that we can say being born in the 90s isn't the one and only reason you would think it was better in the 90s. Anyone with a soul knows that's true. Don't worry your little head about it bruh.

>>82760803
do an "evens i do odds i dont" post

>>82760810
Ooh someone got up on the wrong side of the single bed this morning

March is ages away. Ages before I can go back to Wokyo and sip on wemon sours. coor.

>>82760825
Grow up lad you don't live in an anime. People are having kids while you drool on about "Wokyo".

>>82760803
Get a bag instead

>>82760843

Kek you would like that wouldn't you, Kate?

I'm staying sober and womfy this weekend x

>>82760836
>Grow up lad
No mate, I might look like a mid 30s year old man but I have the brain of a 16 year old who loves adventures.

> People are having kids
That's not for me I'm afraid mate. Thankfully, my sister will have kids with her bf and my bloodline will continue at least. But I will be going solo.

Wifeberg is out with friends tonight so I need to figure out my own dinner. Thinking I might whip up some chicky wraps and make them bitches mexican style.

All the cool kids are w-posting these days.

>>82760890
Same here. But thinking of making a chicken and leek oven bake. Will probably just order in a pizza though after I'm several beers in to be real.

>>82760865
Good for you anon. Glad your enjoying your life and not wasting it away like others. I've never been to Japan. Would like to see them old temples desu

>>82760922
I'll probably end up homeless desu. While most people save up for their mortgage and whatnot. I keep wasting my money on adventures.

>>82760914
Has been the case many times. Only thing that's keeping me from it is that we went out for pizza last night so I'm sated. Bottle of wine, maybe a few beers, world is my oyster.

don't normally post about bowel problems because it's shite (heh) but i wish i would hurry up and poo properly. it's been what, five days now? i SLIGHTLY pooed (slooed, if you will) but i've been off the opioids and for what?

still have to eat and drink, but i can feel my insides are backed-up as it is. quite painful and i COULD take a painkiller(s) but therein lies the problem ( ._.)

>>82760648
Nothing. Only way to win is not to play desu.
A society where pic related is not beyond comprehension, possibility or likelihood is one that can no longer offer a young man anything.

>>82760862
>I'm staying sober and womfy this weekend x
You won't

>>82760974
its quite mad to think that men will pay women a months wage like that for no outcome. like if you arent getting physical sex. whats the point?

>>82760895
Kate wants you to drink. It's your duty as her slave.

>run_opioid_poopoo_gimimck.exe
>set parameter = constant
>while(true) { postSpam(); }
>./install_opioid_gimmick --force

>>82760974
seems daft seething at these lassies. you'd do the same if you could.

remember a girlfriend of a friend of a friend did this about 12 years ago and 8ch-n i think it was (the old one) went after her, found out she had this whole secret life as an internet 'findom' while also committing the crime of being a feminist poet.

i know it's pretty easy effort-wise, but they went through the rigmarole of grassing to her parents. all for the lulz, i get that, but obviously they were peeved about this whole thing. and that's on them, like this is on you.

Coooorrrr, fahkin ell lads, just took some opioids and now my shit's all fucked up! Don't know if it's blocking me up or running through me these days! Those damn opioids.

HHL preparing to get some drinks in to impress 3 incels on a dead general where nude AI pics of his mum and aunt have been posted

Kate "accidentally" stepping on your mini balls as youre chained to a radiator.

>>82761036
I don't hold it against them at all. It's very, very easy money, with essentially zero downsides in the vast majority of cases. I just despair at the quality of men and women who engage with it, all the while average young men are being told that we have to accept the lowest quality of life, wages, societal functioning etc. in generations.

>>82761036
>bro you would rape if it was legal
Retarded post by a retarded poster

>>82761046
I've wanked to those btw

>>82761046
>nude AI pics of his mum
Link? Missed those

>>82760953
You gotta have some good stories from your travels. Care to share any?

>>82761046
There are more than 3 incels here

>>82760825
What do you do for a living, lad? Moving to Japan ain't exactly easy.

>>82761083
Got bummed by a jap ladyboy in a soapland one time oh aye x

Like it or not HHL is king of the incels. The rest of you don't even leave the house :(

>>82761106
Fucking hell lad. Definitely NOT for me but glad your having fun.

If theft was legal you would nab whatever you want from the shop. Therefore theft is good. Ability to do something means its good. Here's a retarded male feminist story about my retarded friend to demonstrate.

>>82760965
Get some senna lad, or something stronger. It's a problem that's near and dear to my heart the opioid constipation. No shame in helping it all along.

>>82761027
i've only mentioned this what, six or seven times? jog on mate.

Kate Middleton. A blowtorch and some pliers. A tied up HelperLad.

Yep. It's gonna be a fun 24 hours in Helper's world.

>>82761142
>humouring his fetish memes so he starts drinking for your entertainment

>>82761065
what? very daft equivalence, that. most people don't want to rape. most people would like easy money if they had the means. this doesn't even have a 'victim', i doubt these women are crying themselves to sleep every night. if they do dwell on the fact they're exploiting lonely blokes, i'm sure they get over it quickly.

>>82761149
So? And why are you here?

Kate beat cancer. She is strong. Weakling HHL would die even from the mildest form of cancer.

>>82761133
I found movicol works wonders.

>>82761151
What the fuck are you babbling on about. The question was "What does society have to offer young men any more?" The post was something negative about society and your big brain contribution was negative thing actually is fine because we would all do it (not true). And some drivel about empowered wahmens and your friend's girlfriend you obviously wanted to fuck rofl. Retarded male feminist.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Is-ought_problem

Fucks sake wifeberg has cancelled her dinner with the girls and now my comfy night on my own is blown to smithereens. Now I'm going to have to play the "what film shall we watch? No not that one not that one not that one" game and share my bottle of wine with her. Better get a shag out of it.

>>82761177
Maybe consider getting a job and leaving your box room once in a while little lad, it'll do you good x

>>82761133
>senna
cor thanks lad, just ordered some. would go out and buy some but i swear to god, i'm struggling to walk about for the pain/discomfort.

considering a proper spicy curry takeaway (it Friday) but i've tried that twice before, doesn't quite work. opioid shits are still opioid shits. fact of life.

>>82761181
I feel you lad, nights alone are basically what I live for these days.

>>82761194
Poley used to eat a lot of laxatives

>>82761208
The use of laxatives and antidiarrhoeal pills is key to making sure you flush out your colon properly before anal sex and then maintain the cleanliness during prolonged period of intercourse.

>>82761177
we're going off a real-life example of a category of people doing something fairly harmless in order to gain money. you can argue that it CAN be harmful (i think so) but i'm not going to blame the women doing it.

put another way, if you were really tall and someone said, "hey we need a really tall guy to model our really tall coats. one afternoon of photos, you'll get ten thousand pounds, you in?" of course you'd use your really-tall-ness for those ez quids.

the massive void of men struggling is a separate category of people with their own issue. you can compare the two if you want, but it's like bemoaning that the not-really-talls aren't getting those cushy tall-coats gigs. we're also not in space, i don't have a garden, the list is endless.

>>82761181
I'm lucky. She's happy to go to her office room and watch Netflix while I sit on the ps5. Bit of give and take though each way.

>>82761221
Oh my days will you stop fucking babbling. The conversation was what does society have to offer men. Your weird cuckold fantasies about bossgirls slaying is irrelevant.

>>82761221
>something fairly harmless
It's not harmless. There is a bigger picture beyond a singular transaction between 2 people. It's also irrelevant. Retarded Guardian op ed brained mong.

pizza wizza for dindins tonight lads, courtesy of mumberg and daddington
not sure if it's gonna be wominos or wapa wohns, but you know it's gonna be fucking L U S H

>>82761083
>You gotta have some good stories from your travels
A guy I met one time in a Japanese bar started kissing this "girl" and it turned out to be a tranny. Was funny like. Apart from that. Nothing ever crazy has happened desu. Just seeing the sights and getting bevvied x

Don't babble at me again. I will lose the plot if you churn out more retarded babbling. Creepy little mong fantasising about somebody else's gf from 20 years ago.

Interesting phenotype. It's a good thing she takes care of her teeth with that gum line.

Babblemong having a melty I see

some bird complemented my tattoo in the lift, although I do have muscular arms so it could have been an excuse, I muttered t-thanks then speed walked as fast as possible to my flat, anyway.

>>82761279
The only other thing was that I followed a streamer called HidinginmyRoom around Osaka and made him paranoid. Was quite funny.

>>82761299
Is it the gums or is it just small lips?

>>82761227
I don't really play games so don't have that excuse, got a switch but tbqh I get fucking bored playing it so hardly ever do. It's more just that I would watch something different to what she will inevitably want to watch. She hardly ever does anything anyway, I'll go see mates fairly regularly but she just doesn't so where she gets time on her own I very rarely do. Basically only time I get time to myself is if she's off doing some family event that's too ridiculous for me to pretend to care about, last one was her step mum's step dad's birthday. That's just a guy to me, wouldn't even categorize him as family.

The tower of babble

Well, I "le went out" to my local town today, and now I'm depressed. Wasn't even anything good in the charity shops.
How is this life to people? Why am I wrong for just staying inside most of the time?

>>82761331
Normal people dont just go out and walk around town alone mate. They and do stuff with their friends. Bowling, drinking, card games, escape rooms, D&D nights etc.

Spotted at least two AI generated signs on new businesses that are probably fronts too.
We just need to burn this world down and start again.

>>82761261
>you can argue that it CAN be harmful (i think so)

>>82761246
i'll babble all i want, lad. and yeah society doesn't have much to offer men, i agree. and attractive women can earn ez money, of course they can, that's where this discussion started.
maybe EVERYONE could get some base level of comfort. but that's me getting into
>Retarded Guardian op ed
territory innit.

>>82761335
I don't have any of that shit. How do people even find these things? They even closed the fucking CEX and the Cash Converters, so I can't bum any cheep games.

>>82761331
Staying inside all the time and once in a blue moon going into town isn't exactly what is life to people. Think your missing everything else.
I do agree that town sucks tho. Nothing but bookies and vape stores.

>>82761282
sorry lad missed this one. will delete my previous babble as soon as the timer permits. do NOT read that post before then, PLEASE

>>82761343
So, where am I supposed to be going? There's nothing here.

>>82761342
>How do people even find these things?
From what I have gathered over the years of being alone and trying to branch out... Lots of people retain their mates from high school and see them once every so often. Some people are friends with people from the workplace. And some people make friends going to random events like using the Meetup app and attending a bouldering session or something.

Me? I don't really care about people so im fine being alone.

>>82761348
I dunno what you should be doing because I don't know you.

>>82760895
teach me the way of the womf

>>82761335
Fucking wish I could do a d&d night. Used to do it before COVID but then the mates I was doing it with moved away. Tried to set up a remote one last year but it fizzled, and I'm not really good at being DM so would be nice for someone who is to take a go. Alas, maybe one day I'll find a big fucking nerd.

>D&D nights
theres a bloke at my work who has wrangled a few co workers together for D&D and hes the dungeon master, massively into it, it hasn't started yet but I think he wants me to join as the final party member, never done D&D, although I quite like fantasy stuff. The people involved are roughly my age and seem up for it. Perhaps I should?

>>82761367
I just want to go somewhere that isn't depressing concrete and commerce, or trees and nothing else. And I want to go somewhere where people like me are.

>>82761348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UI0eXr7DQc
feels relevant here.

only actual thing i can think of is the cinema. alone or with someone, some films do just work better in a proper cinema.

>>82761390
Nah, they closed my local cinema too.

>>82761383
So no cities and no nature?
To be honest it does sound like the internet is your place to be

>>82761383
>And I want to go somewhere where people like me are.
Are you autistic? Then go to an anime convention. Plenty of autistic people go those x

>>82761380
It's very fun lad, just get to make shit up as you go along. Some DMs can be super autistic about the rules but mostly they're just in it for a laugh too.

>>82761397
That's still just commerce, ultimately.

Hey japanlad, you didn't respond, what is it that you do for a living mate?

>>82761320
Probably just overcrowded teeth and fears the dentist. She's Australian.

>>82761407
I think he'd be the more relaxed type, hes a massive nerd, the absolute epitome of D&D so it'd be a quality game I reckon

>>82761394
sorry to hear that lad.

where i live there's a cinema that USED TO do concessions for unemployeds/disableds/etc. three quid and you'd go see a classic film. a few times i was the only one in there, was actually pretty nice. sat watching 2001 or something like that.

but then the manager turned out to be a sexual harasser supposedly. don't know the details but it closed down for a while. reopened, new management, prices have shot up. shan't be going back.

Can't cope with England anymore. It's ugly, and shit, and dead.

me, i'm not autistic about D&D. as long as you understand we'll be playing by the 1981 Basic/Expert rules in the Old School Renaissance style, and i shan't be having any of this wishy-washy storygaming nonsense at our table.

>>82761460
dunno, some nice retail parks popping up. could be the start of an era.

>>82761383
I met some really cool supernerd university professors (history, art, literature, french language) during the after-service coffee hour at working-class Eastern Orthodox church. Heard them talking about Dune and I slipped right in there. Now we are buds every Sunday for 75 minutes. Doesn't seem like much but it does serve as valuable reminder that I'm not totally broken, there are some humans with compatible intellects and senses of humor, and you never know where you might find them.

>>82761460
come up to scotland de lid

>>82761460
Yep. Not gonna change any time soon either. Anyone with the sense or ability to do so is leaving. Except the unwashed masses of the world that is, they're still rolling up in record numbers for the free gibs!

You ever drinking and your not quite feeling it? Then you have that one more drink that takes you over the line to feeling good? Yeah I'm there now.

>>82761460
>Can't cope with England anymore
This is why I go to Japan lid. It's so much better. You wouldn't really understand unless you went. They have parks like pic rel in the middle of Tokyo it's insane.

cor these mad fancy ready meals are half price on that Gopuff. which SOUNDS good but that's still 2.95 for some beef and mash, chicken and rice, whatever.

tempted to cave to FOMO but that's what they want. don't have a microwave, anyway. (oven cook for 35 mins? MATE i could cook so much stuff in that time)

>>82761470
>dunno, some nice retail parks popping up. could be the start of an era.
where?

>>82761500
that's just more trees and commerce.

>>82761500
Some of us can't get passports due to countersignatures red tape. Britain is as good as it gets for me.

>>82761299
Fuckin ell you wouldn't share an apple with her. One bite and it's gone!

>>82761510
I live in Liverpool lid and the only "parks" here are just fields of grass lol.

Gave up gonna chuck this fucking printer in the bin.

>>82761508
big one just opened just off the M5 in Gloucestershire. i'm nowhere near, but who knows, maybe YOU are.

>>82761537
cor I live in liverpool, there is stuff to do though, there are gigs, there are various clubs, there are classes, although the nature is absolutely shit around here and the homeless piss me off

>>82761541
you that lad who had trouble with his HP one?

i know brand loyalty and brand disloyalty can be daft, but i have a HP printer and even if it worked amazingly, the ink cartridge thing is such a con. fuck 'instant ink'. fuck it KNOWING i don't use legit cartridges, then they don't print correctly.

i'm sure some Brother laserjet is amazing and lovely, but absolutely overkill for lads who just need to print the odd document.

>>82761546
gigs and clubs are not really my thing de lid. im more of a pub-goer. or drinking outside in nature while camping.

>>82761543
ive just realized i have no car so retail parks are useless to me

>>82761566
im looking to leave liverpool in the future, need more nature, thinking cumbria but I dunno the job situation up there, just somewhere more nature filled.

>>82761216
Chika knows this

>>82761564
Yeah I've had it for two years no issues now all of a sudden it's fucked. Not sure why. It's giving the error about not being enrolled in instant ink but the actual problem is it won't connect to WiFi all of a sudden. Tried everything and the app and website are incredibly convoluted and no help.

>>82761576
Peak district isnt that far lid. I used to ride my motorcycle down there when I wanted to see nature. Lake district is a bit of a journey though. To be honest with you, the nature in the UK bores me a bit. Like aye Snowdonia is lovely but it's mostly just grass hills and that.

>>82761572
>ive just realized i have no car
glad you realised this sooner rather than later. just one of those things you have to come to terms with.

>>82761460
You haven't been outside in 15 years, lad.

I live 1 minute from the river and 7 minutes from the coast. Can get out the city in about 15 minutes and into them old historic forests. The storms done a number on them recently but I love me a forest walk on a Sunday morning.

>>82761604
ive been scooting around on my office chair while making engine noises but its just not the same

>>82761611
>I live 1 minute from the river and 7 minutes from the coast. Can get out the city in about 15 minutes
massively jealous mate

Installing that Battlefield 6 nows. Garn be a womfy night.

>>82760974
I'm not allowed to enjoy full sugar drinks anymore because the state has to step in and nanny everyone who can't control themselves but shit like this is perfectly fine

The idea of getting in the car and driving somewhere just to go for a walk annoys me to no end. It'd be nice if I had somewhere nearby walkable. Hate the UKs car-focused lifestyle. Cant even go to my local Coop without getting in the car.

>>82761584
does it have some display or summat, is it not showing up in your router as connected? could you plug it in by a printer cable if you have one?

my HP ENVY 5000 does the whole wi-fi thing, was annoying to type in the gibberish password on the tiny screen, but it's nice that i can just go to 192.168.0.3 and get into all the settings. can even print from my wired desktop PC wirelessly since it's on the network, cor.

(still absolutely shite as a printer.)

>>82761617
very eva6-coded post, this.

>>82761624
you've avoided wage slavery yet still have enough money for a social life most britfeelers would kill for; tell us how did you do it?

Trees in the mist is a proper vibe.
Screenshotted for file size.

>>82761642
lots of homeless people have mates

>>82761627
i can't control myself. the state has already taken away things by pricing me out of them.
funnily enough they priced me INTO bus tickets for a while, went absolutely everywhere when they were 2.00 quid no matter what.

bit daft though because if i was still drinking, increased alcohol prices wouldn't stop me, they'd just make me poorer. i imagine a lot of sugar-heads are in the same boat.

David Copperfeel

>>82761643
coor now that is comfy. dont have to worry about bears eating you either like you do in America or japan

>>82761622
Where do you live anon? Are you the Scouse lad?

>>82761500
Japs don't want brits moving there.

>>82761643
>Screenshotted for file size.
and YET your screenshots get saved as PNGs.
phones don't have a fucking resize option? what is the world coming to?

nice picture though. agree that's a proper vibe.

>>82761658
no im in the south

>>82761537
>>82761546
You two could meet up

In Ruth's tuppence

>>82761642
>you've avoided wage slavery
He didnt avoid literal slavery though as he works for free

>>82761669
I dont want a bumming

>>82761526
She can take a bit out of my apple any day lad.

I will never share an apple with a girl

>>82761665
They maybe do but fucked if I know how to do it. I rarely take photos desu. I just snap the camera out when something looks cool. Usually that's trees and stuff with the odd city scape

Imagine living in Grimsby. There is a saying in german: "Der Name ist Programm."

>>82761052

>Kate "accidentally" stepping on your mini balls as youre chained to a radiator

I need this x

happy to announce that once again i have finished a playthrough of the hit 2008 video game grand theft auto 4

thanks for reading my blog

>>82761700
how tf do you get it working on pc? rockstars social thing soft locks me out ffs

>>82760974
reiterating, we need to burn this world down and start again.

>>82761691
show us these pics you speak of.

>>82761670
Rather have that russian lass.

>>82761700
what was your player style, you'll find it in settings

>>82761696
I've been to neighbouring Cleethorpes a few times as it is my nearest seaside town. I think it is a nice enough place actually, lots of old fashioned charm to it. I've always found the locals to be very friendly and the fish and chips there are world class.

for me, it's the original PC ports of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.

no Rockstar Launcher bullshit can stop ME from running the original games, soundtrack intact and all.

>Kate Middleton 578
578

>>82761749
Wonder how the Indian lass would react if she found that out

>>82761710
Guess the country / location then and il consider it.

i want to call in to mark but i'm scared

Gotten up me phwoar

Innit X

>>82761761
Isla Nublar, i reckon.

>>82761763
The line is dead I just tried.

>>82761765
>18:02
>Gotten up me

>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cj6xlwn570lo
>Transgender woman jailed for deception sex assault
Coor imagine going out and coming home with beer goggles, getting your cock sucked by what looks like a woman and then it turns out to be a man. reet funny that is

>>82761718
not sure what player style is sorry, i looked through the stats and didn't see anything

>>82761703
i downgraded to 1.8 and use this https://github.com/gillian-guide/GTAIV.EFLC.FusionFix-GFWL because im autistic and want the GFWL overlay

>>82761731
too right lxd too right

>>82761731
Used to have PC VC that my mate pirated for me. Had no sound for some reason, and I was probably playing it at about 5 fps, but it was alright.

>>82761651
Good one this lad, very impressed.

>>82761788
nah, fuck that. lad is just straight-up a victim and i feel sorry for him. no kekkles or jejjies from me.

>>82761788
very rough 21 there

>>82761788
>looks like a woman

Not from where I'm standing. I live near Brighton and have never seen a tranner that could actually pass irl. In photos with their filters and perfect make up and the angles sure, but you can always tell.

THAT BEING SAID I suppose if they could pass I wouldn't know. There's a couple of lads that dress like ladies that go to my bouldering place but it's just embarrassing, too much poorly applied make up, edgy try hard outfits. Not a strong look. On the other hand there's a lass that dresses like a lad who seems perfectly sound and polite and just dresses like a normal person. Guess it's easier to go the other way.

Should I uninstall Hinge lads?

I'm trying to fill the void *she* left, yet I can't feel connection with any of these people.

It's been a year and we didn't even date technically.

29 btw

Ssm not answering my calls. It not right

>>82761800
played them a couple of years ago, might have used some autismal GitHub fixer tool classic pee girl style. but it really did just werk even with a controller. i think PC games/ports had all the XInput stuff in place by the mid noughties, proper 16:9 support, 'sall good.

don't get why Saints Row never got a PC release. very odd.

>>82761837
I've never dated online ever so don't listen to my advice. Better to get out there imo if your sociable enough for it

sex havers having sex tonight

>>82761837
I don't think it'll help in the long run. I know it does happen but I don't know anyone who met a long term partner through the apps, apart from one mate who met his wife on okcupid way back in the day before tinder.

I've had some single times and never made any meaningful connections through tinder, met a fat girl who sent me some gross nudes and met up with a girl in the US who wasn't very pretty but was fine to talk to for a bit. Luckily am married to a girl I met at uni, can't imagine the horrors of having to deal with online dating these days. Seems like an absolute shit show.

Watching pee girl play gta

Go on ChatGPT and ask it to write a story about The Inbetweeners living in "X" universe

SANFORD LANE LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_bPiLGjcRk

shan't be watching Big Brother tonight.

#JusticeForGeorge

>>82761860
no sex for me
an american guy i haven't spoke to in a few months wants me over but i'm not in the mood

today i made flapjacks and played on the computer

>>82761864
i might do the episodes next they're shorter than i remember

Me? Playing that Fortnite with them voluntary work lids.

>>82761788
So are women going to start getting arrested too for wearing make up? It's deceptive to let lads think you're less ugly than you really are

>>82761898
anti ginger discrimination
it not rite

forget the ket
*rejects the sex*
all i want's those flapjacks
oh yes, oh yes

>>82761901
Take me for a drive in your sera, bring flapjacks

>>82761918
i am watching YESTERDAY'S episode. fucking brutal "you broke the rules by saying wrongwords about conspiracy theories, leave the house" wank.

then it goes on to some computer games challenge. and you know who would have loved a computer games challenge? George.

shutting this off now. not the same without him.

>>82761910
No it's not. They're doing is a favour tbqhwy

>>82761898
Was tempted to start watching that just to perv on Tory bint Emily Hewertson but they chucked her out first.

Staying in alone tonight, king?

>>82761901
>today i made flapjacks
reminds me of brownie lass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfrtAxOTUKQ&t=131s

such a nice lad.

think there was that Charlie Brooker programme, where he proposed the concept of 'counter' complaints. i know some Twitter crazies were upset he DARED do the limp-wrist gesture when describing a camp gay housemate, but they all FUCKING ASKED HIM. no complaints are valid. the programme's own rules have been applied unjustly.

i will complain. i will counter-complain. George must be reinstated. even if it's against his will.

Unattractive males always get the short end of the stick in life

>>82761894
SSM is getting old and tired. He doesn't dance around like he used to. It sad.

What do you reckon the best way to package a hardback book de lids?

>>82761980
bubble wrap/Jiffy envelope should do the trick. no need to get too precious about beyond that.

>>82761939
Yes it is. If you wouldn't have sex with them when they're ugly but they deceive you with make up you wouldn't be too happy about it when you find out afterwards. It's like if you were a leftist who had sex with someone and you find out afterwards they have a swastika tattoo that they purposely covered up.

>>82761971
Isn't this the same lad they all made fun of for being a virgin? So that's fine but this isn't?

>>82761987
Fucking Vinted won't let me change my printed label to a digital label just as my printer packs in. Fucking annoying.

Seeing as we is now past 500
>>82761996
>>82761996
>>82761996

>>82761988
my pure Tory Boy mate (whose friend's girlfriend was a feminist poet findom btw) experienced something like this a lot. he was really charming so he'd have one-night stands, politics was one of those morning-after conversations, apparently he got a lot of "...i just slept with...A TORY?!" hysterics.

me? i just wanted someone to drink with. not even sure how we met tbqh. just some lad who showed up one day. nice guy. bit autistic. too smart for his own good.

>>82761938
how is inter-housemate drama against the rules on BB now? Isn't that the entire point?
Did they bring in a hard rule that you can't broadcast certain ideas on telly at some point? C4 would definitely do something like that.

>>82761788
Fucking hell misread that as "decapitation"

>>82761971
>that tone they take with him like a teacher being stern with a child
lmao. TV is such shite.