Thread 82977425

Demon Dad Edition

https://x.com/I_amMukhtar/status/1984240165154701394

>>82977425 (OP)
They were okay with him being an out and proud fudge packer, but the final straw was him not wanting to see his country turn into Somalia.

>>82977594
His mum watched Adolescence once and immediately recognised his son as being RADICALIZED. It not right.

Thoughts on these tinned pies?

Millions of Yanks waking up today with no bennies. The SNAPpening is finally here. Going to be some good kino this.

>>82977594
It seems like being a fudgepacker is a prerequisite for being an anti-immigration advocate (Enoch Powell, Renaud Camus the Great Replacement guy)
Maybe gay men are more sensitive to the fact immigration means white boys (most beautiful kind) will go extinct?

pressed a couple buttons tonight de lads

>>82977705
What buttons you been pushing de lid?

>>82977692
I think gays would be nervous about importing thousands upon thousands of people who think they deserve the death penalty or having their rights taken away.

>>82977721
Interestingly gays constitute a major voting bloc for anti-immigration parties in Europe. Can't find the pic rn but most of the users of gayromeo (german gay app) intended to vote AfD

>>82977716
A and B, sometimes Y, not much X

crazy how fast time is going, why is it going so fast, is it going this fast for anyone else?

>>82977740
8 weeks to christmas.

https://youtu.be/vd02GE2E-24

Whys there now THREE threads

>>82977760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYrJATb6feE

corr, got this on vinyl, love playing it for mum

>>82977775
So close to quints there.
It Xmas x

>>82977676
The videos of the ghetto blacks threatening to loot and steal it they don't get their food stamps had me laughing.

>>>/wsg/6012636

Been quite enjoying these threads recently. Yanks on the East Coast will be waking up shortly to no gibs

>>82977855
im such a dullard, this is why rap is out of the top 40 music for the month kek

>>82977425 (OP)
It's silly to imply that he was assaulted, but in the end, his dad only has himself to blame. He was the one who raised the boy after all. If the boy is a failure it's the dads fault and he should take responsibility.

>>82977867
Fucking hell there are some right ugly fucking women in those videos.

Ella (left) with flatmate Maisy, says socialising is often done at the kitchen table

>>82977954
Box Room Wagies

>No EjacuIation November HAS STARTED

No EjacuIation November HAS STARTED

>No EjacuIation November HAS STARTED

ah bollocks I didn't have a wank last night and ive got a gf, hows this gonna work? I used to do it whilst single, was horrible to be honest, done nnn about 4 times to completion and every time It sort of ruins my november a bit because towards the end Ive got coom on the brain.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f4189hDfEMg?feature=share

If this autistic mong can get a gf, so can you

Not right they gave this lad a job when they won't give SeasideMARK one. He'd have worked all his life if he was given a chance.

>>82978012
I thought this lad got fired or something though when we wanted to be paid?

>>82978002
he is conventionally attractive though, im getting hints of david bowie in his facial appearance, that sort of skinny decent bone structure pretty type. I dont think a fat balding autistic mong from here could.

>>82978035
He immediately got hired by ASDA after Waitrose told him he doesn't deserve a wage doing 2 hours a week accompanied by a social worker in case he spacks out in the aisles.

>>82978036
>>82978000

nah lads he fakes it it all. its all for camera

>>82978002
this lad is from a very wealthy background, of course he can get a gf. Women are called chicks because they only turn up to a well feathered nest.

>>82978045
well yeah no shit, no one actually goes ''o O O O O OO H HHHOHHHHH A (insert specific train) OooO O O OO O OOOOHHHH MY GOD OOOoo o O O O O O O OO O HO HO HO HO HOOOO HHOHOHAHAHAHAHAH oOo o oO O o'' etc. My brain has also just imagined him doing those sounds as he shags his gf and now ive amused myself.

Just failed NNN lads. State of my life

>>82978149
Eh i haven't fapped in months. Lost all interest in porn. Probably for the best.

>>82978002
am fatter than that lad

>>82978002
He's really good looking though. His hobby is gay as fuck and his bird looks bored while at the station, but he looks like a male model and clearly takes care of his looks. Even has an earring which shows he puts effort into appearance. Probably keeps fit too so he's quite slim. Looking like a model goes a long way.

Told my wife we can't have sex tonight cos I'm doing NNN with the lads

Ruthmong, when are you starting your auditing channel?

woke up at 1:35 am sweating, dream echos of a girl i fell in love with 10 years ago. I've not seen her since and I was so happy to see her again my brain woke me up in the hope she was next to me in bed.
Thanks brain, you fucker. Anyway, had a mars bar and a pint of water and went back to bed. Then i dreamed of a group of women who wanted to marry me. Weird night.

Will be partaking in #NoTouchingDicks2026 next year.

>>82978203
The weirdest part about those series of events is the fact you randomly had a marsbar in the middle of the night.

>>The best she and her flatmate could do, she says, is to have movie nights in a box room that they also use to hang their washing.


Normies are taking over our lingo

>>82978206
Been doing #NoSex for 28 years.

might have a wank. yeah why not

HHL's long neck is the perfect holster for big boomer cocks.

>>82978233
Zero willpower. Sad!

Corr would watch the hell out of this.

Can't wait for it to get proper cold lads.

>>82978213
Sugarrush to let me get my head together for 10 mins to process everything and then the crash to send me to bed, the water was just to temper down the sugar peak.

>>82978002
It not right de lods

Just got up me. Corr it Saturday and I'm not hungover. What an experience. Glad I didn't make bad decisions last night. Just kept it womfy and watched my ASMR in beddingtons. New Simpsons Fortnite season dropping later today as well so get in. I could drink tonight but garn to a firework display with the family tomorrow so wanna keep meself fresh for that. Yeah, I think imma stick to them wuppas crossy-style today.

>>82978355
I want to kidnap you and put you in a 2 year long rehabilitation camp tbqaph

I swear there's one of these in every town. Yet it doesn't seem to be a chain

>>82978355
You still doing the volunteering work lid?

>>82978375

Sure am de lid.

I think ive actually finally written a few riffs that are not shit and actually flow together nicely and are fairly technical, I for once think this might be it, I will practice them a bit more, record them and then perhaps figure out how a drum machine works, yes.

>>82978355
Good to see you're partaking in NNNberg.

tiny mong working for free while staying pussy free

>>82978398
Say you are looking for a paid position and they will sack you on the spot. Worked for that other autistic lad.

>>82978406

Yeah, thought why not might as well it costs nothing. Last year I failed around day 7 or 8 so I'm hoping to at least beat that this year. Just need to stay away from porn and especially that /gif/.

>>82978412

Kek nice unintentional rhyme de lid.

>>82978412
HHL isn't a virgin (unlike you).

>>82978445

I don't wanna work for them full-time though, at least not yet. Got a good thing going here so no point rocking the boat. I'm happy and they're happy with the current status quo.

don't like waking up to a thread split. other thread has Chika, this one has nonnington and HHL.

been pure let down by the scousers, too. today i await the Amazon deliverylad, and fear the postman.

>>82978459
>Got a good thing going here
Getting exploited for free labour?

>SSM supports Newcastle

It not right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_y0q213i10

Not sure what to have for lunch.
Partner and her friend away to town for shopping so might just order in tbqh.
Kinda fancy a spicy burrito. Maybe should just cook.

Shocker lads, the care home squatting, alcoholic, sunday spacker league mong does NOT want a full time job

He would've worked all his life if was given the vital neck shortening surgery he so vitally needs. Was bullied for it his entire life.

imagine being HHL and getting bullied constantly. hardens you

>>82978246
picrel is pretty comfy. Rodney from Only Fools & Horses plays a 30-year-old man who can afford a house. but his wife is a pain in the arse. so he keeps going through a magic portal to 1940 to shag a younger, prettier woman during the Blitz.

Spacker League

>>82978556
>imagine being HHL and getting bullied constantly. hardens you

Oh it definitely hardens something depending on who is doing in the bullying, Oh aye.

DJE filmed a 17 year old girl at his gym. He needs to be cancelled.

>>82978596
>NNN Day 1

REMEMBER YOUR OATH

>>82978596
Round face and bad hairline

>NNN
definitely an incel activity

>>82978596
Few lager shandies tonight lid?

>>82978630
Wtf you just described me

>>82978446
>free rhymes with free
Brilliant

>>82978618
don't teach boys not to film. teach girls how to dress.

>>82978640
You reckon de lid? On the incel board?

>>82978477
It builds character and discipline lod

that ASMR lassie goes "i'm now measuring your face for your My Hero Academia costume, let me just touch your hairline" and i'm thinking what if someone watches this and he/she don't have a hairline?

i still think it's creepy, but ASMR should be inclusive.

>>82978517
Shant have normies in me /r9k/

>>82978627

It them demons de lid. They spiritually attacking us good lids x

>>82978670
Youre a bad egg, HHL

Imagine a naked woman on the end of your nostril

>>82978618
uuuhhhhhhhhh based!?!?!?
based.

normal men don't need to worry about lust demons.

Need to go wost office now to do the thing. It's a hard life but someone has to fucking do it.

>>82978684
so is she a tiny little woman?

if we're on good terms i'd ask her to climb in there and sort out my sinuses.

she deleted me chat its over x

the whole nofap no nut thing can be boiled down to
>wank 1-2 times in a week
>dont goon endlessly to videos because it rots your brain
>wank over a jpeg of some tits
>dont horde pornography on your pc, thats weird
>dont endlessly obsess over ''lust demons'' just spaff and move on with your life

eat wholefoods, wank over softcore, its how r ancestors intended

let's be real helperlad. you're gonna bust quick

>>82978596
tiny mong with a micropenis

>>82978710
once a week
you dont need porn

>>82978718
Very interested in that screenshot

>>82978718
jfc he does coke too?
Get it together lad!

>>82978729
I think a jpeg of some nice boobies is fine, I dont think that would turn your brain into scrambled egg, unlike a 60 minute goon to 170 short form content vids, lads need realistic goals, someone wanking since 12 to online porno isn't going full amish any time soon.

>>82978718
Do you also have the dick pic he is referring to? My morbid curiosity is getting the better of me.

people from Pity Me go one day without saying 'yep, that's what it's really called! XD' challenge

>>82978749
yeah did you not know? hes massive on the booze and coke, its like his entire thing, although nowadays I think he might have cut down on the coke, im not sure, would need a HHL scholar to step in to fill in the finer details of this. A PHD holder in HHLology.

>>82978750
better to use your imagination lad, but i think it's fine if it's from your gf or something int it

>>82978765
his last line was the morning of Friday 26 September lad. he's 5 weeks off it now.

>>82978750
I could fap to a few screenshots of this, my favorite porn. Just the screenshots where they are sitting on the couch together, not even naked!

>>82978786
Look how nice lads

>>82978786
yeah but theres a bloke there, that gets a bit gay
>>82978772
true, suppose for single lads if they got nudes off a girl they could use that too, hunter gatherer wanks, got to earn your spaff material. I like that actually, homebrewed wanks.

these are the last wags HHL ever had and ever WILL have.

proud of him.

Lads stop posting provocative images. Absolutely no females should be posted in /britfeel/ during the month of November!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I WAS POSTING IN THE OTHER THREAD REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82978827
Are trans ladies ok?

>>82978838
No. No they are not.

I am a porn addict

I am addicted to filth

I want to sniff pretty girls sweaty arse pits and feet more than having sex with them

I like degenerate porn where strong women beat men up

>>82978838
Depends on if they are actually attractive or not. That Icky lass ain't bad looking and makes me hot and bothered. Wish Futas were real to be honest. Pussy, asshole, balls, cock and tits. Oh it lush.

>>82978859
Sounds like you need to get on that NNNgrind Mr Flad.

>>82978813
he will get bags in within the next 48 hours

NNN succesfully failed, de lids

I've been playing Nukiges for weeks and haven't wanked so when I do coom it's gonna be a big one. My balls are so swollen it hurts.

he is right I need to bin off the 6 hour porn sessions shoving things up my arse and dressing like a slut it is so gay im done mate no juice November I am gunna do this new year new me x

>>82978859
this but i want to sniff crusty NEET girls sweaty arse pits and feet

i remember when VNlad used to be quite cultured. heard he sold off his entire kino collection for Onaholes and doujinshi.

>>82978904
Same to be honest. Want a cute NEET lass to not wash for a week and let me sniff her arse, pussy and feet and then eat her out and let her piss in my mouth.

>I'M more addicted to porn than you!
>yeah? well MY porn's more degenerate!

fucking race to the bottom with you cunts.

>>82978904
I used to be into the butt stuff too until I was 69ing this one escort.
Never again. My regular was probably happy I never strayed a finger towards for her arsehole again after that.

having lots of white boy sex smashing my face infertile balls with my chastity cage on to BBC Bnwo humiliation edits for hours on end

>>82978559
Phoebe Bamford was hot, i'd have loved to walk into her kitchen in the 1940's with my knob out and asked her if she fancied some sosij, only to be told off with a smile.
More like "Goonnight sweetheart"

scousers have let me down. parcel won't be sent out until Monday, so i'll be waiting until Tuesday/Wednesday.

nobody in this country can do their job properly any more.

>>82978882
As it's the 1st, you can try again. But this is your very last chance

>>82979010
He can try again in exactly one year

Odds on HHL getting pissed tonight?

imagine failing on day 1 pathetic that

>>82979051
well he said he wants to stay fresh for his family meeting tomorrow. but who knows. he has very little willpower.

Seeing a family break apart because of politics is about the most evil thing you can witness without extreme violence. It's just spiritually so nasty.

we all have our vices in life.

i chose my bed. now i have to make it x

Odds on HHL fucking a baddie tonight?

Just opened a bottle of red wine de lids.

me and HHL got lit last night and he fucked a baddy x

>>82979080
Bit early de lid, no?

>>82979064
some sinister goings-on with the whole "my parents like Trump", "it's OK to go no-contact" routine the internet does.

i CAN and WILL blame Reddit because i see it there (and i'm there to read it all). but it's taken off IRL too.

imagine not visiting your grandparents because they're full-on racists and you're not into racism. that used to be normal.

if you stay off the porn do you think you'll be able to feel love again?

>>82979106
>you think you'll be able to feel love again?
Probably not

What's dry cleaning? Never understood that

>>82979126
>dry cleaning
they clean it without gtting it wet

SEASIDESATURDUPDATE

https://youtu.be/wjkBU8oIfNE

SEASIDESATURDUPDATE

>>82979136
He dyed his hair black KEK. What's the point if you're balding

>>82979095
Bit different if it's your son being a full on nazi rather than your old grandfather talking about going to the paki shop

Odds on him being here for 16 hours making the same posts he makes in every thread?

>Predictable reply: Odds on him being here for 16 hours reading the same posts in every thread? XD XDDDD

>>82979093
Thought that said he fucked a baby. Would be more likely to be honest.

>>82979162
If you don't like it here, leave. It's not hard to comprehend little laddie.

I've never put my foreskin in a woman before

>>82979132
But how is that possible though

>>82979106
Porn has never prevented me from falling debilitatingly in love. It has prevented me from being able to coom from anything other than my own hand though

The grim shut in did NOT like that post.

>>82979205
Just men, is it?

>>82979155
This is big news.

>>82978559
In July 2025, a Kickstarter campaign was successfully funded, allowing Marks and Gran to write a novel titled Many Happy Returns. Licensed by Fremantle Media and published by Idiot Box Books, the novel will serve as a seventh series.[11]

>>82979160
>being opposed to mass replacement level immigration from backwards cultures is nazism now
In that case, Seig Heil or whatever it is they say

>>82979240
Ah yes, a novel version of a sitcom. Retards.

>>82979258
Stepping stone to the bones of a new tv series.

>>82979250
Yeah. I mean there's a few bits of Nazi idelology even in your "this is so reasonable wtf?" take on it. Referring to "mass replacement" is textbook Nazi. As is "backwards cultures." It's not like some novel thing that this kind of rhetoric is regarded as Nazi. It's literally the same stuff Hitler said.

>>82979229
you dont get it lad internet personality did a thing this needs to be discussed at great length

>>82979265
Lyndhurst is a bit too old I reckon.

>>82979279
I only made one post. Hardly 'at great length'

>>82979305
Jesus... he looks mental. Like big fat Keith from The Office (RIP).

>youtube keeps reccomending reels
>click "not interested" in to right corner
>"GoT iT! We will show you less"
>refresh the page
>shorts are still there
>the option to not see them is now gone, just "view all"

Wankers tbqfh

me? watching panel shows on YouTube atm. i'll gladly turn off adblock if it means supporting the site :)

>>82979337
you can hide all shorts with the unhook extension

>>82979337
Use uBlock Origin to customise the front page. You can also hide shorts completely.

>>82979337
"DF YouTube (Distraction Free)" extension. You're welcome.

>>82979363
>>82979372
>>82979380
Cheers lids

Im using sponsor block and ublock origin lite (for some reason) , will have a dig around

Having a local brewski. Might as well.

It Saturday x

>>82979414
do you reckon you could get your dick into the top of the bottle neck

>>82979305
SSPaki arc

>>82979414
Based. And so it begins.

>>82979414
>took NNN out of your name
You failed lid?

>>82979422
He tolerant and accepting of all races, cultures, creeds and religions. It's the Seaside Way

>>82979414
Corr and a cheeky bag de lid?

He likes his cooked a little bit longer x

>>82979438

We all wored in life x

>>82979446

Nah I just haven't updated my tripcode on my phone yet.

>>82979446
He takes his name off to shitpost on /pol/

>>82979414
>double maxim

Corr had one of those a few years ago when I was visiting the North-East. Not bad at all.

always found Double Maxim a bit sickly

bring back back the Bass Brewery that's what i reckon

>>82979414
You drink the premium brown ale and soon Steve will plunge your premium brown eye.

I like mine sucked a little bit longer

>>82979453
If that is true why did he vote for Reform?

>>82979453
Why was he drunk-ranting about migrant hotels in Dorset the other month then. He a secret racist.

granddad used to top these up for me with his actual beer and my mam would go "eee you plonky!"

nowadays, 10-year-olds don't even WANT booze. mental.

>>82979508
>>82979523
He's a mong who just parrots stuff he reads online. Like most fat old boomers

Only got a single number on that Euromillions last night. So much for stepping in that dog shite bringing me some good luck.

>Shut the fuck up, you parasite!

Iconic. That gay mong's dad for PM!

>>82977425 (OP)
Is this Ruthmong lol

HHL's father was an important union guy in the north east before he got murdered

Collapse era choons just hit differently x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3a4OQR-10M

>>82979453
Kissing a bloke it not right

HHL's father drove a tank in the Gulf War

>>82979438
The lad right, it is Saturday

>>82979603
"It Saturday" I think you mean.

>>82979606
Queens English de lod, try it some time

>>82979614
>Queens English
>de lod

nowt wrong with blokes kissing.

that Blackman in Sunderland going on about northern racism, then belitting the gay mackem in the pub
>ewww don't touch me bruv i'm not gay!!!
like an actual 13-year-old.

>>82979593
Same Ol' Mistakes on repeat tonight de lad then the Volkshalle scene at 1am. It lush.

Wominos tonight de lids

>>82979588
HHL's father was on benefits. Whole family is. That's why HHL is like that. Claiming benefits is the family business.

>Fortnite live event in 5 minutes

Oh aye x

>>82979653
Simpsons event innit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cc-gGwpGJHk&t=1231s

this guy though, really like him. quite eloquent and poetic, for whatever mental health/substance issues he's had.

HHL does this guy preach on the streets or summat?

>>82979659
Wops will be creaming her Bart Simpson knickers

>>82979653
Link? Got nowt else going on

800th episode of The Simpsons in a few weeks.

yep, will be making another 4 burritos later when the arl hair is dry, this has been my routine for the last 3 weeks.

Look you horrible lot. It's very important that you heap praise upon me for finishing stripping the wallpaper on the stairs and landing. Due to constant procrastination the whole process has taken me almost two years to complete, but now it's done. Fucking done. Now all I need to do is fill the holes, sand it all down, wash the walls, prime and then paint. It's as easy as that, probably take about half an hour all in. No arguments.

>>82979659

Aye lid.

>>82979682

I'm watching it on the PS5 de lid.

>>82979693
worried about your burrito intake, lad. don't get me wrong i've had a burrito in the past week, but you should probably restrain yourself to one or two a day.

>>82979697
baby steps innit

Redpill me on Engerland lads. I might head there for 3-6 months this coming spring and I hope to meet a lass or three.

>>82979705
its only been 4 a week in one go for the last 3 saturdays, haven't eaten too much today just a flapjack with the coffee earlier so I'm pretty empty

>>82979715
don't come here lad, it's not worth it.

>>82979715
Put the country that you're from on your dating profile. Women love meeting guys from different countries

Kek that live event was brilliant. Bring on the Simpsons x

>>82979715
trains are expensive yet still packaged, so don't even bother.
people will generally like you because of whatever accent you have.
stick to the 'Wetherspoons' chain of pubs, they do pints of real ale for as cheap as you can get in 2025. you'll end up talking to someone, maybe even a nice lady.
nobody talks to each other sober here (especially in London).

>>82979715
Handsworth in Birmingham is a famous beauty spot. You should head there.

Wanking to Marge Simpson porn is it kings?

>>82979735
based Sikhs.

>>82979755
bart get out i'm piss

>>82979764
WHY YOU LITTLE (COCK)

me? used to wank over meet n fuck games

>>82979690
LOL is that a shite yank political message in the waiting lobby? Fucking hell, not even in video games can you escape real life wolitics.

Not watched the Simpsons in about 15 years.

>>82979783
Last two or three seasons haven't been as bad as usual to be honest. Modern Family Guy is much much worse and lazy. American Dad remains the king.

>>82979294
Maybe, he's 64, that's not too old when you're rich.

>>82979783

I only watch the Treehouse of Horror wepisodes nowadays. Still, running around as Homer Simpson and Ned Flanders in Fortnite is garn be fun af.

>>82979755
it's a little thing called 'good taste'.

I'm thinking some brasseries and a webab wrap tonight. Better than garn town and doing me wollocks in.

>>82979820
Come on lad, some of us are trying to do NNN here

>>82979820
Something about Simpsons porn always seems so seedy and demonic.

>>82979820

I remember when all porn sites had Simpsons porn ads lmao. Especially the ones of Bart fucking Marge.

NNN is easy for me, i been on that nofap on and off for like 4 months now

>>82979791
I still watch torrent Family Guy. It's not too bad, but I prefer the earlier years.

Royal Mail are so fucking slow nowadays me lidders.

just feel like making loads of posts x

>>82979839
Bit fucking weird when you consider Bart is 10

HHL should have been snuffed out at birth

>>82979820
Imagine being the mexican guy who drew this. I wonder what his life is like

i said xoxo i dont wanna see you again

Gotten really into pussy speculum porn.

Memes aside what happenend to Crossy?

>>82979884
wtf lad

>>82979862
You the lowercase lad obsessed with cats and parcels

>>82979888
Developed a scat addiction and hasn't been seen since

>>82979891
wrong lad that's someone else, but i like cat pictures sometimes

>>82979888
said he would be spending less time here for his mental elf's sake

>>82979820
>>82979829
>>82979833
>>82979836
>>82979839
I remember family guy making a joke about that
https://youtu.be/bVJD2j_zVNY?t=3m31s

My mental health actually improved since I started posting here

>>82979791
>Last two or three seasons haven't been as bad as usual to be honest.

i watched that first one from the last season where it was all a postmodern 'what if there was a final episode?' story.

barely any of them can do the voices any more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uelqX4H60jU
referencereferencereference

(also feels like they've robbed future writers of an ACTUAL final episode idea.)

>>82979921
feel the same sometimes desu, well its good to socialise with other lads isnt it?

>>82979764
Had forgotten about this relic from old internet, thanks lad. Nice little nostalgia bump.

>>82979890
It's pretty hot, lid. Seeing the inner pussy in such great raw detail.

>>82979862
>>82979891
he and i are two very different people.

>>82979901
cute!

use the spoiler feature my dude ffs

proper satiating bumsesh that was.
really gave me ring piece a good old stretch

>>82979937
Not a fan of this one tbqh, some things shouldn't be seen my man's eyes.

sesko a shit

>>82979888

Womfing around on the liminal outskirts of Flamingo Land x

>>82979937
What's that little hole? Is that the cervix? Can your cock go in there?

>>82979972
piss hole

Me and Crossy trapped in them pool rooms x

What an experience x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpU_iHQLtpg

Just squashed a little fly on my laptop screen with my thumb and the little mong made a mess

>>82979965
That looks so creepy

>>82979979
Based female anatomy knower

Shippy keeping his Watkins memorial candle lit.

>>82979995
Big VIPissy enjoyer, me

>>82979979
Pretty sure that's not the urethra.

Stop posting porn you stupid cunts

Piss is stored in the vagina.

I managed to get a house lads. A lad I met at the pub invited me in to his house. I said to his wife when he went to the toilet "I thought you were his daughter, you're so fit." The wife blushed, so when he got back from the toilet I just said "Get out, I'm taking over."

Crossy, now I know I was wrong
I messed up, and now you're gone
Crossy, I'm sorry I neglected you
Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me feeling this empty
Your "meow" right now would sound like music to me
Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Crossy

>>82980038
can pee girl confirm?

>>82979990

Aye OG Flamingo Land had The Shining/Overlook Hotel like energy to it. It still does but it's weaker now.

>>82979988
Tell us more about Brian. What's his story?

Helper are you aware of your repetitive routines?

>>82980049
youre a little monster

HHL is the real Dollymong

>>82979988
pic is cool but that video is some Bryce 3D nonsense. i expect better, zoomers.

Helper, Crossy and Blad have all been sexting each other in a private discord.

>>82980113
Helper and Crossy are openly bi-sexual, so that checks out. But Blad is as straight as they come. Mildly homophobic, in fact.

>>82980113
>sexting
us uncs call it 'cybersex'.

>>82980098

Disagree de lid. I think they are very creative. They capture that weird dream everyone seems to have had at least once in their lives. I've had it too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goAU0lY64Qk

>>82980014
>>82980031
You're embarrassing yourselves lads, first piss best post.

Watching hocus pocus me, what with it being the 32nd of October and all.

we gone hocus pocus
they think they know us
im flying in a lotus

i'm torn, lads. have a culinary decision to make.

>>82980199
I'll help ya lad, culinary mastermind me. I'm practically Jamie Oliphaunt.

>>82979772
>me? used to wank over meet n fuck games
oh aye x

>>82980206
all right lad, i'll trust your expertise.

i've got a frozen pepperoni pizza, goes in the oven for 12-13 minutes at 190 degrees.

i want to put jalapenos on that pizza, from the jar in the cupboard. do i put them on now, or will they burn?

>>82980251
It's a tricky one because really you want them under cheese to keep them moist and stop them shrivelling up. My professional advice is to whack them on and then add an extra sprinkling of cheese over the top of them, that way you also get a more cheesy pizza. Don't overdo it though, very easy to overdo it.

>>82980251
Eat a proper British meal, none of that Italian crap

>>82980251
pizza places put them on first right? their ovens are way hotter than yours

>>82980260
i'm eating a frozen pizza. can i compromise on this and simply do one of the following:
a. put the jalapenos on now
or
b. put the jalapenos on in 5 mins
?

>>82980280
Second option is probably better, third option is to freeze the jalapenos down to a low temperature. Then stick them on at the start.

>>82980270
>their ovens are way hotter than yours
wow. no need to be a dick.

>>82980270
Literally crying at how insensitive you are.

Garn Aldi for them brasseries nows.

>>82980306
you're buying a new bra?

I am a bra lover. I think it's the sexiest item of women's clothing. I love taking a bra off women. And I have a fetish for wearing them myself. I'm not ashamed of this. It feels good and it's fun.

>open my door
>little cat runs inside and just starts exploring
>mostly wants headpats
>lets me pick him up and take him outside again
Makes me want a cat, lads.

>>82980331
Sexiest clothes for a lass is panties little lad. Especially when their silk and all wet with her piss and cum.

>>82980331
Footmong wanks with his mums bra.

>>82980348
Socks for me, love it when she's wearing nothing but socks. I don't know why but it does it for me.

>>82980348
Panties are a close 2nd but nothing beats a bra.
>>82980349
I used to wank with my mum's bra too, when I was younger. Not a big deal imo. I'm sure most teenage boys get some kind of erotic thing going with their mother's underwear, even if it's just looking at them in the drawer and imagining what it would be like to see a woman (not their mum) in them.

>>82980372
>I'm sure most teenage boys get some kind of erotic thing going with their mother's underwear
I reckon you're just a proper degen mate

>>82980378
It's definitely possible yeah, but I'm not ashamed of it

>>82980306
>Garn Aldi
Close by I reckon? That'll narrow it down

cheeky fart

>>82980287
thanks lad, that did the trick perfectly x

>>82980470
do a magic trick for us mate

>>82980332
you could have had THAT cat. what stopped you?

>>82979693
ffs still damp, want me farkin burritos

>>82980476
i can't find my crystals.

they'd need charging anyway.

>>82980478
The collar on it. Not a pikey thief lad.

>>82979693
>>82980494
use a hair dryer!

or run downstairs fresh out the shower with no shoes pure dripping as the man hands you your burrito.

(awkward, but that burrito was worth it.)

Just wanked about a girl I went to school with. The fantasy was about my wife wanting me to shag her and being turned on by it.

>>82980476
>>82980498
You reckon you can figure out how to make socialism work?
I'm sure the problem all along was we didn't use enough amethyst.

>>82980470
incredibly grim that pizza

>>82980514
human consciousness has a measurable effect on random number generators (beyond standard chance/error).
so you scale that up to the world:
https://noosphere.princeton.edu/
(fix your map ffs)

hotspots of data shifts during major world events like the pandemic. these, in turn, alter people's behaviour. all of Earth forms one complex system (Gaia hypothesis) and we are but one of its parts. there's a reason so many lefties care about the environment, when it has nothing to do with socialism.

Secured them Brasseries. Oh aye x

>>82980507
Pure fantasy drivel this post

>>82980536
Why won't you drink british beer?

>>82980531
This is a shit magic trick.

>>82980542
You think I didn't really have a wank?

>>82980554
Yes I don't believe you

>>82980372
For me it was my sister's underwear and tights. Used to wear them and wank. From her dirty laundry basket.

>>82980561
Well fair enough lad

>>82980470
I'm here to help lad, could even consider me some sort of helper lad, but one that actually helps.

>>82980530
was quite nice. but as another anon has pointed out, they have far too much crust. toppings have decreased too.

if you see them somewhere, only buy if they're on special.

If you won 250million quid and had to spend 100 of it on a "legacy" gift to your city/town what would you have built to improve life for everyone?

>>82980577
100million i mean not 100 quid >< I know what you lot are like!

>>82980565
I didn't have a sister but no doubt I would have done the same if I did.
A lad I went to school with used to spy on his sister in the shower, I was jealous

>>82980576
I make my own pizzas

>>82980577
A massive brothel staffed by 16 year old beauties.

>>82980551
what can i say? i'm a shit magician.

>>82980585
getting nonce vibes from this post desu desu

>>82980577
I'd fund a 100m endowment producing 5 m/year in perpetuity for local scholarships, community entrepreneurship, addiction recovery, and literacy programs.

>>82980589
ngl i expected a penis

>>82980577
Donate to the university innit

>>82980589
For me, it's clockwise

>>82980577
I'd put all of it into research into how to give lads bigger dicks if they want.

Necking them brasseries now. First one garn down the hatch now then 19 more to go x

>>82980585
Would you call it "Brit/feelup" ?
>>82980596
Very civic of you
>>82980605
What new course would you force them to create?
>>82980613
The common thread of all science rears it's head

>>82980613
It's pretty easy, lad. You hang a weight from the foreskin and inject the bollocks with hormones every day. A stopper down the urethra to prevent ejaculation as well. After a few months you'll have a monstrous cock.

>>82980506
im making all four of them myself, easy af to make them, will have ridiculous amounts of diced chicken. I also use a hair drier but my shits wavey and thick and too long

>>82980621
You'll never be fresh for tomorrow

>>82980596
based wonderful answer.

me, i'd build a bunch of affordable homes. few tower blocks, some smaller ones. write whatever i agreement i can that they are NEVER to be sold off.

>>82980612
for me it's clockwise too it WAS anti-clockwise until you said it FUCK

STOP CHANGING THE DESIGNS ON THINGS.

>>82980621
Full scale tonight, lid?

i put my order in WELL before the cutoff time for same-day postage.

i should have my parcel TODAY.

>>82980754
one of them parcel people stole my ali express package in december 2023 its still on royal mail tracker too

>>82980754
I spent all of today just trying to make Amazon accept I'm over 18 to buy garden tools.

so u can buy a dildo on amazon but not garden tools

>>82980785
It was a digging knife, they probably assumed I'm from London.
It looks like they've added actual age restrictions so it had to go through my bank, but the process is fucking wank and if anything doesn't line up they just give you a generic "it didnt work :)" error. Had to fucking subject myself to reddit just to find all the weird shit people had tried and had sometimes worked.

Cannot stop saying this in my head. Often in the voice of the squirrel.

>>82980644

Fireworks display isn't until the evening so I should be alright. Plenty of time to sleep off the wooze.

>>82980726

Nah keeping it lowkey tonight. Weers only no danny boy mode or wrugs.

>>82980804
intrusive thought lad
sometimes it comes out
>"niggers trying to suck my dick for 50p"
and you're like ???? why.
(thank god nobody is around.)

>>82978202
Audit lad here. I tried it a few times but it gets tiring getting arrested and released with no further action.

Fortnite servers down until half 8. Plenty of time to get wissed up before starting that new season grind. Voluntary work lids jumping on later as well. Shaping up to be a womfy night.

fucking Amazon. can't deliver my next subscription of Diet Coke because it's out of stock? how? i pre-ordered it.

>>82980895
am well proud of you mate, cutting it down and doing voluntary work making new mates
britfeel supports you mate

>>82980895
tell them about /britfeel/ and get them to post here.

>>82980904
Everyone already buying for Christmas this weekend before the prices go up for Christmas, payday for a lot of people was this week.

A grown "man" getting drunk in a care home playing a game made for children like he's in some 90s sitcom.

the October spend

rent - 1050
bills and council tax - 273.02
credit card minimum payment - 34.07
car payment - 185.50
petrol - 124.20
just eat - 546.44
groceries - 423.12 (~300 of that is alcohol)
weed - 300
betting - 650 after wins
gacha - 200
TOTAL - 3786.55

take home 2405 I am beyond cooked

>>82977425 (OP)
chuds be like
>vgh honor thy ancestor be proud NO NOT YOUR PARENTS MAKE THEM ASHAMED OF YOU

>>82980945
>just eat
>weed
>betting
>gacha

>>82977716
Who makes these memes?

Pigs parked on red lines just to buy some food. Idling too. Muppets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-f9ElwNMg0

>>82980971
SPACCAlad. He's been doing it for years now

>>82980960
all to try and cope with depression (unsuccessfully)

>>82980906

Aye things are going pretty well all things considered. 5 weeks off the sniff too.

>>82980912

They are both pretty normie-tier. Doubt they've ever posted on 4chan or even heard of it tbqh.

>>82980945
This is just a list of shit decision making mate.
Anyone spending anything on Gacha has officially given up on life.

>>82977729
>gays voting for a right wing german party

When you break the law as a police officer, you just get sacked. Why would you respect the police? They are corrupt.

>Groups of officers have been punished for sharing deeply offensive WhatsApp messages, while 18 were sacked for possessing indecent images of children and 33 for abusing their position for a sexual purpose.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czr78x0e5yzo

watched a video of Simpsons Fortnite.
yeah, looks cool. they've done what they can to theme the game to Simpsons stuff.
only the 4 actual characters though? Homer, Marge, Ned, Blinky?

>>82980904
If multipacks get damaged we put them in the fridge for everyone to enjoy, thanks for the free coke, loser

midlands highlands sussex yorkshire
london croydon knightsbridge brixton

imagine becoming a police officer knowing you are above the law.

Shippy's fat arse

>>82980979
>SPACCAlad
He's called AIapumong

Fireworks on tap outside rn.

People just can't wait until bonfire night can they lmao. I hope the birdies are okay, the loud bangs must scare them x

>>82980812
yeah living rooms in flats are becoming a privilege, unfortunately.

>>82981053
Amazing how girls can just move out and afford rent at 18 too.

>>82980754
Never ever get it within the next day delivery. Even if I put it in on a Friday and reasonably it should be posted prior to 2pm on Monday it won't ever come on Tuesday. That's always a wednesday delivery. They're all in it together, NDD my shiny arse.

>>82981053
I never use my living room anyway honestly.

>>82980945
That is a fucking lot of weed lad what the hell//?

>>82981059
Anyone can afford a reasonable rent if you actually have mates. That's the bit most of you lads can't quite reach.
Had some mates rent a big ol flat over a shop together so they were set despite being on fuck all wages and mostly stoners.

SSM's gadgets are on for free. The way it should be

I lived above McDonalds once, it was brilliant

Got too many old vidyas and consoles I don't care about anymore. Don't want to sell them because buyers scam you these days. Sad it's like this. If you give stuff to charity, they put some in the bin if they can't sell within a few weeks (space is limited in shop), CeX give you like 5p for a dvd. Not even worth it.

>>82981072
At least weed makes him feel something.
He spent nearly as much on fucking gacha waifus that do fuck all except appeal to footfags with a love of dogshite gameplay.

>>82981079
These lads were above a small grocery shop that had a subway in it too.
Was fucking lush going there for a boozeup and you could just take 20 steps to buy more beer and grub. Barely had to worry about closing time as you could stock up at 10 to 11 just fine.
Then have a meaty footlong right at the door in the morning to help with the hangover.

3rd wokkle garn down the hatch now x

I reckon at this current rate of necking I'll hit the 10 wokkle mark at about 8pm x

>>82981102
well it is saturday isnt it
got to treat yourself in life sometimes x

>>82981106
>got to treat yourself in life sometimes
He has that "treat" near daily mate.

>>82981102
Cheeky bag? It Saturday x

>>82981114
he's allowed today mate it's saturday

>>82981124
Judging from his behaviour he's allowed every day.

no Diet Cokes until December supposedly.

i have no choice but to settle for this.

Help me budget lads

>>82981134
can't you go to the supermarket?

>>82981134
You have the settle for the objectively superior choice? Sad.

>>82981065
been spoiled by some pharma lads who do post at 6pm every night and it does get here the next morning, every time.

i think it's just laziness. no honour among thieves x

>>82981106

True that de lid. I mean, after all I've worked hard all week at that voluntary work. I deserve this x

>>82981138
I spend quite a bit on Yankee candles

>>82981157
it a hard life mate someone got to do it x

>>82981141
He doesn't leave his flat. Can't just order from the supermarket either because they won't leave it by his door.

>>82981154
Always find exclusive to be nice and reliable, but even then most time I'm looking at a two dayer, and I swear in the last year they've all pumped up their postage prices. Is it actually a fiver for a tracked 24 small parcel or are you doing naked profiteering? I suppose I could look it up but I DONT WANT TO OK?

>>82981157
kek i love it when you post that smug Apu

New emofind lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy-XmrGVGDs

>>82981053
Why am I supposed to have sympathy for them? They could always just get back on the train to cambridgeshire, move back into daddy's detached and stop gentrifying London.

>posted from my living room

>>82981160
How much? I tend to buy the wifeberg a couple of pricey candles around xmas time but luckily she's frugal with them. New trend is jamming a random semi precious stone in the wax so it gets in the way, bitches love that kind of shit.

YOU CAN GO HARD OR YOU CAN GO HOME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juVKpvYjb-8

garn download Torso and The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh for a giallo night

>>82981141
Morrisons does the 24-packs of Diet Coke but they're more expensive 12.50 instead of 8 quid.

they MIGHT still have the offer where you get three 24 x cans trays for 30 quid or whatever it was. but i don't have a car.

i go hard in the mother fcking paint nigga x

>>82981188
nah its just babble about... well your post digits

>>82981166
>Can't just order from the supermarket either because they won't leave it by his door.
they actually do when i order it from Morrisons through Amazon.

although today i left Amazon instructions and ticked the box that says i'm disabled. didn't make a difference, they just left all my cans downstairs. had to go down twice.

>>82981209
How prophetic of me

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH
YOU CAN GO AND GET FUCKED

>>82978233
NNN lod thats why not

>HHL after 20 wokkles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JPGziYm6Oc

oh mai days

>>82981169
lets get it going lad x

If SSM waited a bit he could have got himself a Mazda MX-5 on Motability. A convertible would have been ideal for him, he can fill up a room within 10 minutes.
https://order-order.com/2025/10/29/motability-scheme-debuts-two-seat-convertible-mazda-sports-cars-for-benefit-claimants/

>>82981229
oh my days
i just found a well good deal for 2 quid how about it?

>>82981196
>>82981210
Morrisons isn't the only supermarket
>they just left all my cans downstairs
What do you expect pal? If you had to go down twice they'd have to do the same, they don't have time to fuck about like that

>>82981102
>wokkle
niqqa what tf is a damn wokkle smdh

>>82981234
SSM wouldn't even fit in an Mazda MX-5

>>82981248
'bottle' in SSM speak

>>82981258
My g, what tf is a SSM

>>82981265
figure it out de lid
hes SSM and hes 4k recurding all the way and its 10x lush

>>82981238
i'd need 4 of those for 24 cans, though.
4 x 2 = 8 quid.

you know what else i can get for 8 quid? 24 cans of proper Diet Coke. at least they're 7.20 in Asda, 9.20 on Uber Eats (can live with this).

2025 is my final year of losermaxxing. Next year imma learn to drive and will go from voluntary work to part-time and get a gf. Can't stay like this forever. Need to think of the future x

>>82981234
I've been on benefits 15 years and I've never gotten a free car. How do I get this motability?

>>82981284
once u break the addictive cycle mate youll feel much better, its no good for any of us all that femdom rubbish they just taking advantage of us mate

>>82981284
nearly 40, aren't you

>>82981233
Sorry lad I'd swiftly moved onto the self loathing metal instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNqh-40sWt0
I'll roll back around I'm sure.

>>82981293
Lie on the PIP form

>>82981284
>driving
Look at this cuck and laugh

>>82981284
Happening Sean will become a Man

>>82981284
Is this before or after you stayed sober for all of October like you said too? Or all those other times you said you'd quit things you immediately regressed on?
Why wait until 2026, you could literally stop being a loser twat right now.

>>82981327
Never seen Andrew with hair before. WTF

>>82981293
Tell the DWP you have TMAU and it makes your life hard

socially, what do you think is the highest no. of Diet Coke crates i could buy on Uber Eats?

worried they'll just turn up in a taxi and leave them outside.

>>82981321
Lie about what? Mobility? My point is despite being the quintessential benefits scrounger this is actually the first time I've heard of Motability. FWIW they denied my PIP way back in 2013 when they switched from DLA and I was too scared to fight for it incase I lost ESA until recently. The whole life of riley on benefits is complete bullshit. Yes the money can be as confortable as a wagie job but applying and appealing is a job in itself.

>>82981304

True that lid. Addiction is no joke. Also getting stuck in them repetitive cycles. The other day I seen a post saying my life was a constant humiliation ritual and the weird thing is that I also kinda think that. When I weltdown I'm just making my enemies happy.

>>82981356
>Lie about what? Mobility?
Helps if you have above room temperate IQ. Yes you lie on the mobility section of the form to get Motability if you lied well enough to get high rate mobility component.
>they denied my PIP
You suck at lying

>>82981361
You want the humiliation though lad otherwise you just wouldn't fucking post with a trip or post about the pathetic shit. You must want the attention.

>>82981380
My brother in Christ they literally ask if you are capable of wiping your own arse, how am I supposed to lie about this?

>>82981284
Hope it works out for you tbqh

The age of consent should apply to online sex too, shouldn't it?

>>82981411
>how am I supposed to lie about this?
"No"

Girls get to move out at 18 somehow. Boggles the mind.

At the end of the day I didn't choose be borns x

>>82981490
Every day you choose not to off yourself though.

ATLAS was only our hope but it turns out it's just some dumb space rock. It's over x

>>82981490
Nobody did though so kind of a pointless thing to say

>>82981489
How is this surprising lad?
I moved out at 19 to go to uni. The government literally gave me the money to do it. For 3 years.

>>82981514
>Believing NASA

>>82981490
Get a bag in you melt

ngl given the chance id beat up HHL, if somebody posted his address here id unironically go there, i live close to sunderland

>>82981523
You can't just rely on government money these days to improve life.

ATLAS has abandoned us. It's over x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8Kt-n91QDI

>>82981538
>i live close to sunderland
Why haven't you shot yourself?

>>82981535

Nah I want to order a webab wrap in later. You order a wag in you sly cunt. Cheers x

Dispersal order in place. Doesn't affect my night walk later as long as I am not anti-social.

so in the The Simpsons x Fortnite dimension, Duff is replaced with Slurp and Homer drinks Slurp at Moe's.

like the real-life Duff energy drinks, i'm wondering if this is their workaround to avoid mentioning alcohol in a product for kids.

HHL, i'll need screenshots of Moe's bar, the Kwik-E-Mart aisles, and the advertisements in the Kiwk-E-Mart windows.

>>82981542
>You can't just rely on government money these days to improve life
We weren't talking about "improving life", just moving out.
They will pay you to move out and go to uni.

I'm going to start tripping

>>82981576

I'll jump on as soon as the season goes active de lid. 8:30pm apparently. Garn blow up the Kwik-E-Mart me x

>>82981538
you say this all the time, or someone does.

he posts where he is in town every now and then. i sometimes think of going to visit him, but he might deck me (just for having different opinions).

>>82981586
Does not really cover the costs all the way. You'd have to be middle class, get money from parents, try to hopefully get some kind of part-time work. We all know women will be hired over men these days in retail and hospitality venues as they don't complain about pay discrepancies.

There is someone here trying to profile me. It happened the other day. It's quite worrying the rozzers are this desperate to take an innocent man down. They keep baiting me to go out.

>>82981573
oh aye forgot it was Saturday night.

so is this just every Saturday forever, then? will people be gathering outside hotels every weekend in 50 years' time, wondering how the tradition started?

>>82981606
You can keep deluding yourself mate but when I went to uni I was fully sufficient off of loans with my parents only giving me like 20 quid a month to afford the odd treat at the shops.
Then again given the kind of drivel you repeatedly post you have no idea how the world works.
>as they don't complain about pay discrepancies
Only if you haven't read any news in the last 15 years. "THE WAGE GAP" has definitely never been whinged about!!!

>>82981632
It's probably something to do with halloween and mongs constantly setting off fireworks unsafely.

>>82981538
I'd do the same mate, but I'm too far.
>>82981602
>but he might deck me
Lad he looks like a small breeze will snap him in half and he's mentally retarded. The only threat he'd pose is with a blade which he does seem like the sort.

>>82981643
It's definitely true though girls get to work in easy retail jobs. You always seem young women working in retail places like Boots or some coffee shop.

Sounds like Palestine tonight.

Might delete that Hinge app me

Online dating is not for autists like me

It too mentally exhausting

>>82981653
I also see lads doing the same plenty. You just have massive confirmation bias.
Everyone gets to work in easy retail jobs, you just see one with a vagoo and immediately start seething over madeup cope.

>>82981666
>It too mentally exhausting
Howcome?

>>82981666
Corr imagine explaining your life to a date.
>yeah I live in assisted care
>yeah I'm a virgin at my age
>I'm a barely functional alky too luv
>you got any bags on you?
>where you going?
Think you'd do well on The Undateables, and by well I mean it'd be fucking funny for us to watch.

When are you going to clean up your messy boxroom and sort the mouldberg out?

>>82981675

Half the time I don't have a clue what to say. Nicemaxxing only gets you so far.

lassies expect some achievements and ambitions by the time you're 30+ it's only natural

>>82981666
Women don't want men in minimum wage jobs let alone unemployed men in care homes.

>>82981710
It's only natural to want the most fertile girls with better skin and tighter holes.

>>82981697
Cleaned my house today lad as I had the folks over. Amazing how much fucking dust the carpet collects.
Nice and mould-free though, sorted all that out after moving in and it ain't come back.

>>82981722
Yeah so you want the higher-tier girl, they want the higher-tier man. Funny that.

NNN fred

>>82981732

>>82981732

>>82981723
I hate carpets but mumberg doesn't want wood floors upstairs unfortunately. Always scooping up dust, crumbs and hair from my boxroom.

Well, even if I am doomed to permavirginity imma still get on the self-improvement grind. Life isn't all about relationships and sex.

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>>82977541
>>82977541
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>>82981666
I saw your profile, it looks good.