Thread 81509544

MV Lord of the Isles edition

hayfever's fucking me up royally lads

Originally this thought be:
I get pissed off in games like Fallout 4 and No Man's Sky because the base building just never fucking works the way you want it. Almost impossible to get things flat and lined up. Can't even put crops down in Fallout 4 without them floating. I'd much prefer some sort of grid snap system that at least works.

my appearance? Bizarre.

>>81509544 (OP)
Corr love boats me

>>81509571
i played a bit of NMS, didn't have any of the expectations/hype so nothing to be disappointed by.

two things that stood out to me as utter wank were the base building and the utterly needless story. apparently they were both patched in later. WHY? just let me explore space!

>>81509584
It's a really good game nowadays. I haven't checked in the last few updates so probably even better now as they keep updating it.
I was planning on getting into Elite Dangerous but then they announced they are stopping development of the console versions. Feel bad for the people who invested time and money. Cunts.

>>81509571
FO4's base building was clearly a tacked on selling point and isn't designed well for the game.
For fucks sake you're meant to roam the wasteland and explore, not settle down with mid-tier waifus and move potted plants about

Just a dozen grown men sat playing video games all day. Completely normal this.

there's an old freeware game for DOS called Noctis IV, where you just fly a spaceship around procedurally-generated planets. no real point to it, but it had a community of people finding cool spots.

>>81509505
Proud of you Cheeka mate keep it up xx

>>81509625
Yeah but it could have been decent if it was more of a top down grid system with prebuilt options IMO. Otherwise it's just janky as fuck and takes too much effort to make it look good. Even just make it a minigame like Fallout Shelter that you manage from PIPboy.

remember The Sims 1 when keeping your sims alive/fed/well was challenging?

>>81509644
Work isn't for everybody. Some men are better off not slaving away in shit jobs because they can't get anything for it (love, sex).

>>81509646
Sounds absolutely LIMINAL tbqh. Like that PS1 game with the dreams.

>>81509644
I'm working mate

>>81509656
The Sims 1 had the coolest expansion packs. Loved Unleashed and Makin Magic

>>81509651
Thanks Ebin
It do be lushington

>>81509667
yep strikes a similar chord. wouldn't be surprised if it's had a second wind of popularity with all those vaporwave minimalist retro aesthetics.

Triple kill, downed 2 with my gun, their teammate went to revive, but I had no bullets left, so punched him to death, haha.
Noice.

>>81509693
I keep having a dream where it's like No Man's Sky with a lot of the same features but it's OG Doom style graphics. Sounds fucking amazing I wish it was real.

>>81509715
>killed 4 senior Iranian intelligence officials
that'll teach those guys for being nerds

Saw a video of a fight in Tesco earlier and the entire staff and security were all forrun.

i have unofficial intelligence. get it on the sly.

>>81509733
all my intelligence is useless and out of date

Done a few vidya related tasks, but now I'm hungry. Food then a smoke then back to vidya.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeOQjyuPCms

I get all my news directly from my Apu butler. Suspicious amount of stories on Wuppistan if I do say so myself.

>>81509755
That one lad can't even activate his Windows.

captain, divert all oxygen to the intelligence organ.

>>81509755
my intelligence drives are demanding I go to Win11 and I refuse

>>81509768
That is me, and it's a free version of w11 that the PC builder forgot to remove when they were testing muh PC.
>>81509783
Sounds like you need to back up and verify your files.

>>81509790
nah fuck that I need to learn linux as MS are pissing me off with how shit each version of this OS has been since 7

You ARE using Onedrive built in to back up all your files and slow your PC down, yeah?

First wupppa of the week down the hatch. It Monday x

>get windows pc
>uninstall all bloatware day 1
>have a great, seamless experience
or
>get linux
>don't have to uninstall any bloatware
>horrific experience for the rest of your life

>>81509827
i use it to have my files checked by the cloud. don't want any illegal porns sneaking on to my hard disks.

>>81509827
i've got onedrive and dropbox both fighting for my attention and love like sloppy whores mate

>>81509842
For me it was a woffee with one sugar (stirred 25x clockwise and 25x anti clockwise, otherwise the sugar doesn't mix).

>>81509802
I have my old PC that I want to try that stuff on, but think it needs new hardware.
>>81509827
Nope, don't have it installed.
Oh no's.

>>81509846
>uninstall bloatware
>Windows update breaks something
>also, some software ONLY uses the Microsoft Store package manager thing
>have to do some Get-AppxPackage command-line stuff that's more of a mess than Linux

i know Windows needed a unified installer system 20+ years ago, but it's all such a mess. put it out of its misery and port all games to *nix.

>>81509848
Got 2tb stored in Google Drive. Corrr.

for me it's stirring ONE additional time clockwise or anti-clockwise (doesn't matter) to guarantee at least one full stir.

>>81509846
In my 30 years of using Windows PCs an update has never broken anything
>oh noes I need to use le seamlessly working Store

>>81509854

Sounds womfy lid. Life's better without the wooze and wrugs. Might go for a smash wurger later.

if they can remove DOS compatibility from Windows, they can remove anything else.

>>81509873
Wew I do this too.
Clockwise a little bit, hit it with the reverse, then clockwise again. Simple as. It physics.

>>81509867
lucky cunt, dropbox has all my shitposts and onedrive has all my real photos and they're both sat at 90%
i refuse to pay for more though, I'll just get another external SSD

>>81509842
Any detais about that voluntary work you signed up for?

>>81509882
On a diet me so trying to eat less. Would love to just pig out and eat some lovely slop tbqh.

Back home now, going straight to bed x

>cop new non-stick frying pan
>comes with a label saying 'dont use at high temperatures'
nigga..

>>81509973
Watch out what type you get I heard some of them are poisonous.

Just don't feel like working. It might be for you but it's definitely not for me.

>cooking porridge in non-stick pan
>thin layer of Teflon mixed in as a tasty treat

How long can I store rice and beans in the fridge? Like if I meal prep enough for three days would it be safe to eat?

>>81510007
Legumes are not safe to eat anyway. Besides if you're gonna make a batch of things just freeze to be safe.

>>81510007
I cook batches that last around a week and never had any issues

>>81510014
I would freeze if I was gonna do it for longer.
>>81510015
What you cook, how long you store it in fridge for?

Pretty women exist for me to look at.

Cheers x

>>81510007
5 days is the limit

>>81510024
rice and beans dee lid and store in the fridge for about a week. it's fine

Incapable of talking about any topic without referring to the self.

>>81510040
Cheers, lid. Going to start tonight. Any veggies or spices you like to add in? Gonna do a mix of kidney beans, chickpeas and butter beans I think. Maybe add some onion, garlic, chili and tomato.

Aaaaaaaa this legumeslop is paining me. Why do this self-sabotage to your digestive system.

>>81510058
not really lid just replicating chef john's recipe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVxASSr6B_Q

>>81510007
the NHS has paragraphs on this page dedicated specifically to rice:
https://www.nhs.uk/start-for-life/baby/weaning/safe-weaning/storing-and-reheating-food/

ready meals and sealed microwave rice use a process unavailable to us civilians.

you are now reading every post in Chef John's cadence. you're welcome.

>>81510080
That looks lush actually, lad. How much rice do you use and how many tins of beans? Also what temp and time for us bongs?

>>81510096
That seems a bit overkill. Like if you're a restaurant you need to be strict but if it's in your own home 24 hours for rice is really strict IMO.

>>81510007
3 days is fine. Only reheat once, just before you eat it though.

Definitely making this baked rice lark tonight I reckon de lids. Might post a pic for you lads if it turns out okay.

>>81510127
i've been too para about this, but it's probably not a bad idea to get some decent airtight tupperware at the very least.

always went with the 'once the steam disappears' thing for rice: if you cover it, it continues to steam and goes soggy anyway. i'm a brown rice guy so i have to be careful about these things.

get a rice cooker if you're going to have it every day, rather than cooking it in bulk. that way you can have different variations too

lads
Book recs please - this time some nonfictional. some mindblowing crazy shit please

>>81510164
Post a pic if it goes wrong lad, don't be afraid of making mistakes, it's a great way to learn how to improve.

Tend to avoid brown rice guys. Not ricist; just don't like them.

>>81509701
Is Apex fun? I've watched videos of it but my computer is too shit to play it. It looks pretty cool.

>>81510203
the lucifer effect has harrowing shit in it if you want the kind of book you have to put down to take a sec

>>81510203
The Populist Delusion - Neema Parvini
Or if you wanna be galaxybrained read Human Action - Mises

>>81510215
It is quite fun, but I've been off it for some years. Just getting back into it for something to do. There used to be an apex general on vg years ago, but it's not up now.

>>81510203
this, did you know sugar is bad for you?

Chika likes to attach these cute anime pictures to his posts trying to trick us into thinking he might be a cute innocent boy too. The reality however is very different. Chika is an old, fat, balding bloke with lots of body hair.

>>81510228
That's cool. I still visit the Halo general on /vg/ sometimes. I guess Halo still has some dedicated fans even if the series doesn't have massive popularity these days.

>>81510223
>The heckin Stanford prison experiment!

Dildo should be arriving soon, lads.

>normal people would do horrible things if they were prison guards or instructed by authority

nah.

My passport should be arriving in the post today. Come to think about it, I don't think anything needed countersigning.

>>81510253
it's interesting
but he also goes on about the iraq war and the rwandan genocide where they got kids to rape their own mum and having the siblings hold open their legs, or some fuck up shit like that

never signed the back of any of my debit cards, me.

>>81510231
Luv me suger me. 3 teaspoons in me coffe every day. Cornflakes? poured all over.

>>81510268
It's because of behaviour like that our society is crumbling around us. You MUST sign the back of a debit card.

Bloody hell lads apparently Ive put on 2 stone in 3 months. Just dont have the willpower to start dieting. Simple as.

Went out for a walk in the sun. Bought a cap from M&S and had 50spf sunscreen on ofcourse to keep my skinmaxxing up. Now for a sneed potato and sneedless chicken breast before going to gym x, got to make the most of it we only here once x

>>81510224
>Human Action - Mises
908 pages? pass

might read the first one though

>>81510203
I recently read The Lost City of Z, The Wager and Into Thin Air reccomend all 3.

>>81510275
Why not cut out the middle man and buy Frosties?
>>81510286
Bloody Hell how many calories you having per day you think?

>>81510249
It's a shame there hasn't really been any evolution with apex, still kind of the same as when it came out (map wise), they don't allow modding really, and keep messing with things (is it for competitive players, is it casual?). Shame as it is fun.
Have you tried playing it on your PC? it's free, so cost nothing to try.

we here for a good time not a long time x my mate cheeka

>>81510287
Yeah wopulist delusion is short, pretty simple. Also Prophets of Doom is good also.

Saw a sign yesterday saying 'White ladies fete' thinking it was some /pol/-tier event, but the village itself is called 'white ladies aston' odd

>>81510314
My computer is far too shit to play Apex unfortunately. I keep meaning to get a better computer. I think I will at some point.

>>81510301
No idea lid. Not even that much. Had 2 corned beef sandwiches 2 slices of New York cheesecake and a a coffee today so far. Went to dads yesterday and he went to Costco and got one of those cheesecake factory New York style cheesecakes had 2 slices at his house and brought 2 home oh it was lush.

>>81510281
maybe the fact that it tells me to is why i do not do it. so what does THAT tell us?

Tried watching the new Adam Curtis, this nibba the biggest pseud fraud ever. Reddit will eat this shit up.

>>81510203
>The Sovereign Individual
>The Myth of Sisyphus

stop saying the number 2

>>81510333
I'd rather get cancer than look like a dried up prune by the time i'm 40

>>81510328
Corrr you live to eat, lad. You should go for the world record of heaviest man.

Sunscreen is like a condom for your skin

well actually you're more likely to get skin cancer not wearing sunscreen, what are the negatives of sneedcream again?

Me? Not only do I not wear sunscreen, I try to get as high as possible so the air is thinner and more UV can penetrate

>>81510331
I've always been sceptical of Curtis because his stuff is on the BBC, of course they aren't going to let you know the full truth.

fuck it, im going lorrying, back later lids

>>81510331
haven't seen the newer ones, i get that it's a bit style over substance sometimes (we can all do 'the voice') but what's there is decent. i liked the one about advertising, wasn't going to learn that history anywhere else, making it a narrative/engaging is just a bonus.

>>81510353
t. Timmy, aged 35

>>81510351
makes it look like you got jizzed on

>>81510351
>what are the negatives of sneedcream again?
Chemicals etc, and it prevents you from making as much vitamin D

>>81510344
Lmao. It really is. Pains me to see lids making boomer mistakes. Vegan diets and avoiding the sun and shit. Most of us aren't living a lifestyle that entails baking in the sun for 12 hours a day, avoiding it like a vampire can't be doing people any good. Aristotle undefeated, it all about moderation in life.

Me? I wear sunscreen and a condom when I go out. Better safe than sorry, amarite.

i don't wear sunscreen so i can build up a tolerance.

>>81510355
Lad have you seen the M6 south? Fucking hell avoid if possible

Wonder when the next Ruth drinking update will be.

>>81510355
If you haven't left yet, pull in at J27 before you get to the yard lad

My skin is as white as porcelain so yes I would wear sun cream. Much prefer to keep it that way than look like a shrivelled up old leather handbag.

>>81510374
Same, but with STI's.

>Have you guys heard of this FRICKED UP thing called the Stanford Prison Experiment?
>It shows how NORMAL PEOPLE are FRICKING EVIL and can do FRICKED UP things like vote for TR*MP!

>>81510379
Scratch that, it's fine now apparently but the tailback was about 20 miles earlier

>>81510379
where abouts? i managed to survive the mess that was the M62 on friday so i should be ok today, the 62 shitting itsself was only a few miles from our yard aswell, transport desk was having a fit kek, anyway im off wageying, back at some point tonight for some good shitposting

i just take vitamin D tablets.

>>81510388
I just don't go out. No need for any sun screen. I got really burnt once where even going out in a t-shirt the sun would cause my back so much excruciating pain.

>>81510360
Cheeka can, get me some nutrident dense moistruizer

>>81510371
I don't avoid the sun but I take precaution to prevent aging

>>81510393
>but this was a fantasy.

What woman would willingly lie back and let this goblin pant and moan in pleasure as he pumps his dysgenic semen into her, before rolling off of her and passing out from exhaustion?

>>81510399
Pull in at J27 lad gwarn, the M6 is fine now but southbound was solid around stoke

vtuber waifu is retiring

It's over

>cartoon avatar retires from YouTube

you couldn't make it up.

>>81510393
Such a dogshit experiment too. Doesn't pass any of the markers for a valid experience.

>repeat the Stanford Prison experiment
>don't get the same results
>so it doesn't count

>>81510409
I take if you've never had sex if you're asking this question. Yes that is probably the worst possible angle/lens etc, and even on a good day I'm not attractive, but it's about other things like charisma etc, not just physical looks

>>81510393
You seem more like an interesting analysis than that experiment given how much you're fucking sperging out about it after a single mention.

>>81510432
>it's about other things like charisma etc
what is?

I use Simple moisturiser on my face after every shower. Works for me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genie_(feral_child)
this is actually pretty grim as far as psychological experiments/case studies go. hope she's okay or at least died peacefully.

Cheeka whats your skincare routine?

>>81510446
Being sexually attractive to women, you've also indicated that you're unwilling to talk sexually to women as it's too vulgar, that itself is a big barrier.

Shippy will NEVER accomplish this.

>>81510510
Imagine caring about fatherhood in this day and age

>>81510502
but the internet tells me women love men who are horrible. maybe the most charming men are the ones who are the least charming.

>>81510521
You mean female behavior tells you yeah?

>>81510482
I stay hydrated, get a moderate amount of sun, exfoliate + moisturise. What else is needed. I splash my face with water throughout the day but dunno if that really does anything other than feel nice.

Corrrrr loving that Harry Nilsson - Without You so I am. Been stuck in my head for days. Banger. None of the covers come close. Got to be the original for me.

>>81510510
Mental how did god come up with this

>>81510530
I don't exfoliate, is that worth it? I use CeraVe cleanser+moistruizer in the morning and before bed, sunscreen outside and drink water/eat skin healthy food

Women will only date horrible men I saw it on TV

Women don't like horrible men. Serial killers don't get lovebombed at all

Americans utilised nazi scientists after wwII. Operation paperclip.
Verner van braun
Sidney gotlieb
They are just 2 of the thousands of nazis that were deemed "okie dokie", due to being usefull. All other nazis? Oh they were bad, soooo bad, but the useful ones? Well they were just decent lads, got corrupted dint they.
And I know what you're thinking, and you're wrong, the Muricans only used zyklon B on the border of mexico, to help deal with parasites on the mexican immigrants that were crossing the border.

>>81510561
Wrong, women simp for serial killers. They sit watching true crimeslop all day

>>81510566
No you don't get it. Women can see right through abusive and toxic men. They would never write love letters or marry people in jail for murder.

>>81510554
Dunno, probably, just one of them things you do and then it becomes habit so you don't wanna stop doing it in case it was a good idea all along. This is the danger of stacking supplements too.

Friends Daniel (left) and Smudge drink cider at Cleethorpes bus station. They are waiting to see if any good-looking girls arrive in town for the day (2001)

tired af but cant fall asleep

>>81510600
fucking hell the teeth on that lad

Corr Iran just issued an evacuation notice for all residents of Tel Aviv

https://x.com/WW3_Monitor/status/1934609520208302332

>>81510683
>ww3 monitor

>>81510683
Ve must flee, to ze tunnels, oy vey

i leave Twitter to what i call 'the HHL filter', it's how i find the REAL news

>>81510561
>Serial killers don't get lovebombed at all
unless they're handsome

3pm, where is eva6?

Bet Ian Huntley has had dozens of marriage proposals

Might issue an evacuation order as well

why can't people detect sarcasm any more? just from how things are written?

On that OG wucocade grind me. Garn head out for a smash wurger in a bit. Might as well.

Evacuation order for Sunderland on the telly!

Me? I'm team Israel. I don't think letting radical muslims have nukes is a good idea.

"Smashburger chocka" say local residents

>>81510756
why, just cos its a shithole?

>>81510757
Ah, a voice of reason

"anyone who would want nukes is the last person who ought to have them"
- me

How many women in the UK do you think are stuffing items up their arses right this moment?

>>81510744
SMASH Brother's Ltd
https://g.co/kgs/nRWCVm7

Corr that looks amazing

>>81510757
Im team "lets hope they wipe each other off the face of the earth"

>>81510780
I'd say about 5,000

>Western "powers" have a struggle session about whether it's colonial and islamophobic to stop Iran getting nukes
>Israel just blows up their plants
B-B-B-BASED

Just calculated how many people might be wanking right now. Just a wild assumption that the average lad/lass wanks once every 3 days for 10 minutes. Based on that and the number of people in the UK we're looking at 161,000 people wanking right now.

>establish total air supremacy in 3 days
>russia can't do it in 3 years

Vile troll site operator unmasked.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-14815885/tattle-life-gossip-site.html

>>81510821
Women have their own Kiwi Farms?

Why cant Iran have nukes again?

>>81510820
>war in Afghanistan for 20 years
>leave
>Taliban takes over in 20 days

>>81510835
treaty
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_on_the_Non-Proliferation_of_Nuclear_Weapons
Israel never signed, they're allowed.

>>81510833
basically. it's actually pretty interesting.

>>81510833
Fat, low iq women love slagging off Ruby on there. It not right.

Watching that Return to Oz. Mental film this for kids.

Doctor said my fartbergs could be classed as life threatening

>>81510821
As if the Daily Mail hasn't done much worse

>>81510897
No mate, that's "journalism". For everyone else, it's hate speech and libel.

>>81510871
Ruby is the Youtube equivalent of adult women, who make porn for a living cosplaying as underage teens. I dare to say her audience is predominantly easily impressed kids and pervs.

>>81510897
>>81510905
i mean the best they could do here is "he's a...VEGAN!"
seems like he's doing pretty well for himself by every other metric they usually care about.

That is the ugliest sweater I have ever seen, seriously. It is way too big for her, too boxy shaped, the colours look uneven, making it look like it accidentally went through the wash with some bleach in it, or it was dragged out of a dumpster and never cleaned properly. Even the knitting looks oddly done, like a beginner did it.

Certainly not a flattering look, by any means.

>>81510926
Her audience really believes she's got to the position she's at just from her mind alone. They don't even know her parents are very wealthy and had influence on getting her into Oxford. Ruby is a fraud...she shill vpns and pretends she uses them.

>>81510821
>British 'business owner' Sebastian Bond
What did they mean by 'business owner'?

Making out with Yanklass' rectum

>>81510933
love how they throw in that piece of irrelevant information for the chud commenters. Grrr how dare he not eat meat, pitchforks guys

>>81510952
https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/company/12356112/filing-history

miss that yanklass nibba like ya wouldn't believe

>>81510980
we should've been nice to her
otoh, she overshared too much and asked for it.

>>81510821
>>81510952
>"flogging" his book
Not selling, oh no, that's much too respectable. Let's say he's "flogging" it like he's at a car boot sale and you shouldn't take his books seriously

>>81510935
Fashion is not her strong point. She tries so hard to look like some 1950s bint.

>>81510989
It wasn't us, it was [insert personality RNG here]'s fault.

Blu-rays? DVDs? Don't like clutter. I can just download them.

Ew she has the clubbed thumbs on her toes as well. Minging. How could she larp as upper class when she's a swamp freak

>>81511032
are you sure it's not just a compression artefact?

>>81511032
When I saw her fucked up thumbs it put me off her to be honest. Can't stand looking at her hands anymore.

Bro what is that ewwww

Ruthmong what are you wearing rn?

>>81510989
I think in general anyone in /britfeel/ that tries to make the thread all about them. You see it with all the tripfags, spammers and dollymongs.

>>81511044
No. Her thumbs make my dick shrivel up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachydactyly_type_D

>>81511053
A fucking freak. Stick her in the freak circus.

What an absolute shitshow this Trump's 2nd presidency. Orange mong totally in over his head

>>81511061
Custody suite grey joggers, hoody and t-shirt.

Corr, feast your eyes on this lush Toby! 4 times more lush

>>81511081
Scary movie hand type stuff YIKES

>>81511104
Do you wash your clothes yourself or does your mother do that for you?

>>81511104
Get a few pairs of comfy pjs

>mongboy rocks up
>incessant samefagging commences
every tiem

When her friend was on the asmr, she seemed like a nice lass. Turns out she is a proper gobby cow irl.

Drinking a Cosmic Dust at the House Of Trembling Madness in York.

>>81511167
sounds like the name of an album I'd listen to

>>81511117
Mum does all that stuff. I just put things in the wash bin eventually.

>>81511121
I sometimes wear my pyjama bottoms that I had when I was 10. The elastic has gone though.

Ruth ranting about zionism in the pub

Absolutely grim reading. Fucking hell.

Barred from The Swan for not being middle class.

Poundlass is having to stay in a hostel. No way to treat a vulnerable person

>>81511204
Nah she's probably not feeling too well. Think she had too much to drink again.

>>81511213
How does a lass that works part-time at Poundland, never passes her GCSE retakes afford a holiday in San Francisco? The government needs to abolish PIP. She should be working full time at 24.

It Hitler's favourite film and it a lush. x

Of course her bloody family would be on BBC Look North promoting their pub.

>>81511243
They didn't even have blu ray then mate, I think you've been scammed.

>ages ago tell my 70 yr old mum i have band merch from a band that are anti-semitic
>start to make excuses like "i only like the music"
>she goes "nah we love that shit in this house"
what the fuck

>>81511253
Hitler watched it ay least 20 times mate he loved it.

>>81511243
>282 minutes
fucking hell

>>81511277
I once sat through a 6 hour Japanese drama film. Can't remember the name now but it isn't too old.

>left leg + bladder/kidneys acting up again
argh fuck and i do mean argh

>>81510432
Why are you imagining random men having sex? Bit weird lad

>>81510935
she has the eyes of a drug addict

>>81511292
Whoops, that post was meant to be a reply to this: >>81510409

I don't even make plans anymore. I just let the day go by. If I play 2 hours of a vidya, it's better than none at all. I've got all the time in the world unlike wagies.

Pay rise this month mates

>>81511309
Thank you for your contributions to my mental health.

>>81511309
Hope your wife increases your allowance

>>81511309
You planning on doing anything with the extra income?

Knew a lad at work that decided to quit the pension contributions and spend it on video games.

>>81511320
Piracy is too difficult for some people (thickos)

>>81511314
you earned it mate. honestly without work id go fucking mental so it evens out

>>81511316
>wife
haha yeah for sure got one of them

>>81511317
wanted an air fryer for a bit, otherwise just keep throwing it at the mortgage
also want a new GPU at some point but the cunts are such shit value

Potato look small. Cut potato. Potato suddenly big.
What means? It bountiful. It magic.

>>81511320
I pay nowt into my pension and keep it all in high interest savings accounts. Think some big wig's gonna make me slave away until I'm 70 so I can access my own money? Fuck no.

>>81511230
gone with her college, probably costs under 1000 and her family are helping pay for it

>>81511329
Treat yourself lad, get the airfryer, put more into the mortgage, and save a tenner each month, or 20, then if things improve you'll have some saved to add to the cost of one, or you might even save enough to buy one.

>>81511342
only make sense if your employer's contribution is low

otherwise you're turning down free money that adds up

>>81511336
people will say you can't create more matter, but the smaller you make your chips, the more total surface area there is. they take more oil. scientists have yet to give an adequate explanation.

>>81511346
She seems to eternally be in college. If you can't pass your GCSE still at 24 despite numerous retakes, it's probably best to not bother. 24 year olds should be grown up and not going on college trips.

>>81511355
That's how they get you hooked lad. 'Here look at this free money'. Can I have it now? 'Hahaha no in 40 years'.

>>81511353
I can afford it all, I've got plenty saved and the mortgage is tiny compared to most. Just don't like getting ripped off so an excuse of a big bonus or payrise makes me stop being autistic about it.

nazi indian bastard

>>81511309
>seasonal wagie
>been minimum wage for past 4+ years
>just accept it because it always been this way
>company "talking" about pay rise for past 6 months
>"industry standard" even for seasonal wagies is at least 13.50
>keep kicking it down the road
>"next months meeting it will be sorted"
>"yeah we discussed it and we will sort it next month"
>"oh yeah we talked again, next month"
>"btw you will be back dated from 1st june NOT 1st January
>never once mentioned how much this pay rise will be
>everyone not happy

I just know they are going to jew us hard, if they decided to up the pay of the full time staff and not the seasonal wagies, im just going to go part time, i dont want or need the job, i just do it because its better than sitting on bennies (for me anyway)

There are more people than jobs. I don't need to work. There's no demand.

>>81511408
im full time so they have to do annual raises, and they made it policy its in-line with inflation at a minimum
luckily though they're generous and they like me so I usually get a decent bump

>>81511429
the unemployment rate just peaked lad so i dunno about that

>>81510821
sometimes browse the ruby granger threads on there for a laugh

>>81510935
you copied this comment from tattle life

WHAT THE Israeli jets just stuck Irans state broadcasting


https://xcancel.com/Osinttechnical/status/1934629956203553118#m

>>81511329
>GPU at some point but the cunts are such shit value

I've been waiting 6 months kek

>>81510409
>dysgenic
You don't know what this word means

>>81511390
If you can afford it, then I suggest you get something else, a proper treat.

Cheeka lying back and moaning in pleasure as Ebin pumps his dysgenic semen into Cheeks arsehole

>>81511589
Where do you get off posting this weird rubbish.

Ebin, after 17 days of no fap, finally plucking up the courage to penetrate cheekas arsehole, thrusting away until orgasm, and being overcome be a massive wave of regret and disgust as his rapidly shrinking penis retreats out of cheekas arsehole and globules of cum fall onto the bedsheets

>>81511625
ironic gay erp just might be gayer than actual real gay sex

Cheekas cheeks(arse)

Ebin trying to build up the courage to ask Poleaboo for a blowjob

Chika's febreze stash (very big)

>>81511634
Lots of things are yes. Just for the record I don't like these posts or encourage them.

>>81511644
P-p-p-p-p-p-polaboo c-c-c-ould you g-g-g-ive me a bl-bl-bl-blowjob

The regret and disgust subsiding, and cuddling up to cheeka in the comfortable hypnos bed

Ebin gaining a bit of confidence, and starting to grab cheeka's head as he bobs up and down on his cock, saying "yeah bitch, you suck that cock bitch, suck me harder Cheeka" and cheeka telling Ebin that's not appropriate and quite hurtful and ruining the intimacy

>did 41k worth of damage to the truckberg
>cargo probably fucked beyond belief
>'EUR 697 damage penalty'
>'Satisfactory'
lmao get in

>>81511651
Yeah that's what it would sound like if the lad had the stones to ask for it. It's a shame because it would have been a good experience for both of them, but he didn't have the courage so the time they met (in, I think, 2018) was very boring and flat compared to what it could have been.

Writing gay erp at a motorway service station? It might not be for you but it is for me

>>81511678
Seen some crazy levels for that game.

Where does amer get off telling anyone who's attractive or unattractive lmfao nigga looks like a browner Easter Island statue

>>81511681
Is that what you lot do before heading off to the gloryhole? Bloody perverts the lot of you.

Chika Chika dolly time dolly time dolly time.
Chika Chika dolly time dolly time dolly time.
Chika dolly time hey!

reading catty comments on tattle.life is my form of edging.

Chika chika stinky time

it's chika time

OK, executive decision, I am going to roll a smoke, then start a new dosscapade, this time, fallout NV. Why not (because it could be shit tier graphics being 15 yrs old). If that turns out to be something I'm not keen on, I might go hunting, on the Hunter, call of t'wild.

>>81511803
You should ignore graphics in games with the obvious exceptions of super old pixellated wank (even then, you shouldn't care too much). NV looks completely fine.

>>81511818
Some older style looking games are good, but yes, ye olde PS games can be like that, bit off putting when going back for a nostalgia session.

I wonder if she's ever read the shite about her on tattle life.

non-pixel-art PS1 games all look terrible.

>>81511869
Corr, those are some square looking chompers.

Never done any real work in her life as you can tell by her struggle to assemble some simple ikea furniture.

>>81511874
what a zoomer brain you have

>>81511869
Alright lads here's my vlog about university life

Watching Guy Martin in Vietnam. Vietnamese girls are cute holy fuck

>>81511937
vietnamese is a boring as shit country. What's there to watch. Bunch of prostitutes, poverty and everyone stinks of fish sauce (SSM should live there)

>>81511927
Mega Drive games look fine.

>>81511945
All games look fine, except cringe le ironic wankery like Cruelty Squad

>>81511916
Wouldn't want them anywhere near my dick.

>>81511935
She'll be doing the same shit 5 years later. Never will she contribute anything worthwhile to society.

>>81511943
Love Guy Martin's autism. But wanna a Vietnamese now

I cannae find my phone xx am so upset xx

I cannae find any purpose in life xx am on 4chan xx

>>81512030
have you tried calling it bonny lad

(meant that in good spirits i hope you find it)

I cannae find my sprogs xx am so upset xx

>>81512069
imagine if she just turned up some day

>>81512069
Did you lose another? FFS Jerry.

big bungus
big durty bungus

Gay sex /britfeel/

/r9gay/ x /britfeel/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzS2x31wh9g
drugs drugs drugs

Only went and got a waccies as the smash wurger place was closed. Oh aye.

>>81512210
never seen those blue trays at mcdonalds before
personally i always select the takeaway option cant be arsed with the trays

It's too hot lads
And it's only going to get hotter

>>81512272
Well I've got AC so it's alright for me so get in de lads!

Necking them chicken wuggets now x

I was speaking to my boss today. He said:

>Greg, by driving up and down the country, you're giving yourself an opportunity most people will never experience. And in the coming years, you'll have a shot at nights in Crewe, Basingstoke and Cumbernauld. With that in mind, I want to let you in on a little secret...

Then he pulled down his trousers just slightly to show me he's wearing a nappy.

*necks another chicken wugget*
*another Iranian hypersonic wissile hits another Tel Aviv apartment block*
*washes down the wugget with a gulp of fanta worange
*another Iranian drone smashes into an Israeli power plant*

Yeah, I didn't choose to be born x

Thast no me ave got my phone. Its at 4% tho. In my mums car coming home. Had a nice day. Tired.

Mum says ineed to get aff the zyns nd just do nicotine parch cus it's bad for your teefs

>>81512374
are you in /pig/ de lid?

>>81512427

We all /pig/ in life x

>>81512210
Bloody ell lad you're on the takeout a lot. Do you buy nothing else with your bennies? I tend to waste mine on other shite.

on that fishtank grind classic Eva style x

>>81512470

>Bloody ell lad you're on the takeout a lot.

Aye true lid. Better than giving it t' bookies though.

Got dumped last week. Fucking amazing, everyday I'm so happy to be left alone

don't be so hard on your own beauty britfeel x
you're all beautiful x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKXD9ifn7y8

>>81512539
Sorry to hear lad. What happened? Did it just run out of steam or what?

getting into e

Tehran looks lowkey womfy ngl.

i'm in love with the world
through the eyes of a girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bxmk09lCzk

>>81512539
it can feel quite liberating indeed, especially if introvert

Oh aye x

>https://x.com/IranMilitary__/status/1934631437690626269?t=lBuaUXWa0PmhDkd0IR2zdA&s=19

You lads looking forward to being drafted?

>>81512636
By who and for what?

can't join the army
lost my hamstrings playing badminton

>>81512627
/pig/gies eating good tonight

>>81512210
out here in the sticks there aint no decent fast food to much
im being a proper poof and having salmon with veg fucking kill me lads

Anyone remember the John Woo game Stranglehold?

>>81512724
at the time I remember liking it but being like "its a bit fucking samey"
in hindsight and nostalgia it was a banger

Theres nuthing better than when i get home after long day nd get my vitamin drink prepared nd get my codeines oot nd just melt into the bed nd stretch my legs like a cat knowing am gna be comfy af very soon, Its so retarded nd grim though That ill be glad to see the end of it soon
>>81512724
Yes nvr played it though

>>81512737
>>81512743
Quite enjoyed it and I wasn't even into Hong Kong cinema then. Wonder if you can play it easily nowadays.

STOP REFERRING TO YOURSELF AS A RETARD

>>81511803
Nv gfx is fine
I was playin fo3 last year on vanilla ps3 nd it was all good
Kinda slow n stuttery sometimes but its old,we can all relate to that
>>81512762
SLeeping dogs is gid x

>>81512762
it was released on pc so you dont even need like ps3 emulation, but no idea how much faff it is to run
pcgamingwiki makes it look like its a bit shit as there's no widescreen and all that

Ruth cheating on Will with a black man.

Maltesers Bunnies on for 40p knocked down at Wesco. They lush. Also got some regular Maltesers and Chewits.

>>81512775
Sleeping Dogs was kino also has the Kung Fun DLC as well. Sad we never got a sequel. They had the Jiangshi DLC too oh it was lush.

Am feelin gd cus its bennies day tomoz but am also upset thinking about when 4chan will be gone in th UK for some reason i never really cared before but it jst hit me this morning how bad that would be. Cus when it was gone in april i was feeling quite loopy.
>>81512798
Ist honestly tragic they didnt make another one

does ate chan still exist

Need to get aff the soft Mints as well....for my teeth...ekspecially the blue ones. ....one step at a time though

wasn't there a plan at some point to just have a one-off opt-in to internet porn? you ring BT, "yeah i'm an adult, turn the porn blocker off" and that's that?

why not do that? i don't want online safety.

>>81512838
because WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN and nowadays parents are lazy and shit so they want the govt to parent the kids rather than themselves

>>81512815
I'll believe it when I see it I'd be lost without Britfeel. Sad but true.

>>81512845
if my children find some way to circumnavigate the 4chan block, they've earned it.
and if they don't, they'll just find something else. bullying, dope, gangsta rap.

>>81512845
So many parents plonk their kids in front of youtube kids and leave them alone for hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucHDTssz45w

SSM Tips

>>81512547
I just didn't feel too strongly about her - she is a great person, but we were different etc.
>>81512600
Nice to not have to answer to someone else

>>81512838
Well,,3 network pits a porn block "adult content" on by default now,,which also blocks 4chan "hateful content" I know bc i was raging before nd i thought it was a cloudflare event that i couldnt get on here but then i saw desuarchive was still updating so i pit 2 + 2 together nd it turned out they started making it where you have to take yourself aff these porn blockers in the first place even when youre already with them.So there was no warning it jist happened.It also blocks Netflix.Just as something that "adults" do.I was confused af.But aye.So maybe other networks do that too idk.I have always defended 3 network nd am a loyal fan since 2000s of 3 network when i became a fan bc of their kewl adverts on the telly but this has pit me aff them lately.

does YT Kids still have those weird bot Elsa and Spider-Man videos?
was there ever any definitive proof on what the hell they were? read some pretty outlandish theories.

Betting site of choice? Ladbrokes for me

4chan not doing it for me anymore
think im going to quit x

>>81512868
i also just dont think its that bad if your parents arent shit, i was looking all the the dodgy shit as a lad and didnt turn into a rapey psycho

>>81512875
thats all my cousin does for his kids and they're now cunts

Gotten up me
Phwoar innit

>>81512892
when it was the Digital Economy Bill, TalkTalk did some advert based on the whole 'home taping is killing music' thing. they knew it was just daft to play the whole 'piracy harms the economy' card. i don't really think of the music industry as some big organised behemoth any more.

similarly, the fuck is 4chan going to do? if there are actual hate-mongers kicking about, what's BANNING 4chan going to do? 'sorry /ic/ no more drawings for you, someone drew how to become a Nazi (an illustrated guide)'

>>81512775
I ended up going hunting on call of t'wild, but going to play apex for a bit now.
Sleeping dogs was a good game, desu.
>>81512823
Yes but kun not chan

>>81512892
Is this with your mobile? This isn't new I remember an adult content blocker going back at least 20 years even before smartphones. Used to be you had to enter your debit card details to get it unblocked.

ITs a weird ssl error you get too when its blocked.Cant mind what it was.Not a common one.

>>81512969
Yea mobile actually now i think about it i got a new contract few months ago so it might have been bc of that

>>81513010
What you go for I got the Motorola Razr 50 Ultra which I enjoy but don't think I would get a folding phone again. Used to be 3 myself but changed to ID Mobile as got a better deal.

you were right cause you are everything and i am nothing x

its all because of that shit dad of Molly or whoever it was where she kept looking at suicide shit then offed herself and was a dogshit dad so now he wants daddy parliament to do his job for him

percocet
molly percocet
chase a check

Too much beer now i feel bloated, not rite x

Oh my days we eating like kings tonight.

>>81513046
Why you should stick to wine/spirts
What I do

Nappymaster Sunderland

>>81513046
>nightly binge drinker
>trying not to drink tonight
I'd kill for that bloated goodness right now but I gotta get off the beer belly life

>>81513047
I got some minstrels earlier. Lush

STOP INSULTING SUNDERLAND

i drink in pill form

>>81513078
its a shithole m8 get over it

Wouldnt have survived last night if i did go,,ave seen the videos nd ave heard the stories aff my mum now, like she said "noisy", ppl singing, ppl shouting,I will see my big cousin at my stpdads thing next month in more civilised environment
>>81513087
Same x

Gna stick some slice of nonce anime on my telly when codeine kick in

>>81513106
welcome to the nhk meets your criteria perfectly

>>81513111
I was finking something more cheerful but aye maybe

>>81513111
nah this is actually good and looks at paedo-ness critically. it's not just a group of 12-year-old girls who start a swimsuit club.

Gna meet all my stpdads extended family at his birthday do nd theyll all be asking whats my job x it lovely

society's five giant evils:
- anime
- nonces
- drugs
- religion
- MMOs

Work from home security guard (full time) x

osrs all day every day dee lads x

>>81513172
carer (for yourself)

>>81513180
my osrs days are over for now x

>>81513162
all the lives lot to anime
tragic
F lads

https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/125600
some 2000s pwnage right here

scamming kids staking at the duel arena

wonder if the glasses boy and Mona the Vampire got together in the end.

w2b rune 2h type '777'

Grand Exchange ruined Runescape for me.

*blasts this through the thread tannoy*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFtYw-4j5_U

drop party follow me

wc lvl?

Bring back britfeel meet ups

>>81513152
Tell them you're my (BN) apprentice. If they check I'll back you up.

>>81513152
You're full time stay at home son

OSRS still flooded with Venezuelans?

he looks like 13, has a long neck but a short penis. he will never have sex

need a new hairstyle but donno what to got. currently got longish hair. want to buzz but im thin and itd make me look like a jew in a camp

His long, giraffe like neck allows him to eat wustlers burgers that have been stored on high shelves. That's why his ancestors evolved the unusually long neck.

AdventureQuest for me x

his neck isn't even that long

>>81513289
this what real men get x

>>81513289
I've seen the video. Then shorter girl liked him and was flirty with him

One of my biggest regrets from my younger days is not letting my first girlfriend (who didn't respect me at all) dress me up like a girl and cuck me. We discussed both at the time and she was into the idea, but I couldn't do it back then. I'd do it now.

I have adopt the belief that time is non-linear and everything that has happened, will happen and so forth - if that's alright with you lads?

Eva come back please

>>81513395
is this a pretext to justify some horrific crime, lad?

>>81513296
Play Ironman and it won't matter.

>>81513402
if i was a praying man i'd pray for her.
but i'm not, so i'll just wait and see.

NEW THREAD >>81513453
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>>81513282
Lool. Thanks xx
>>81513395
Check this book."A experiment with time"

The problem is that I hate people the more I know them this is the problem

Fuck alcohol poisoning

E-battle Monday

won an e-battle

i like how a phone in 1960 was basically two cans with a string stuck between them, except the string could be miles long
now a phone is a 360' camera & microphone & tracking device that you carry around