WW3 imminent edition

world war free
it's on for freeeee x

>>81478075 (OP)
>implying
nothing. ever. happens.

>>81478123
>wrong
turn. on. the. news.

>>81478145
Shut up mate they always at war over there. Couldn't care less me mate

Slept like shit desu de lads, it too hot

>>81478160
but it affects us, dipshit. the BBC News website has switched to THIS gradient. it's serious.

>>81478170
>BBC
kys blackedfag.

need rest urgently x

this won't be like the last war. there'll be no George Formby or Walt Disney to guide you through. right now, politicians are scrambling to take away your vidya, kinos, and choonz. your bennies will be used for the war effort. that's what all these reforms and laws have been about.

reckon nothing will happen as usual desu my fellas

downstairs neighbours' baby is crying. they didn't have to ask me, to have a baby, or anything. it's their lives/flat.

anyone know any really bassy music, btw?

>>81478345
eye for an eye and the world goes blind x

Need to touch fanny

Tiger toms on tap oh aye

Those brown people fighting again in the Middle East yet again. In other news water is wet. Cant they just get along?

Need to touch female arse

Corr busy day today lads. Arcanine, Jynx, Eggexcutor and Nidoqueen are almost lv100 what should I do next? Its a full time job being a Pokemon trainer that I can tell you!

No ruthmong this morning, he must be busy

SEASIDE UPDATES
https://youtu.be/ZSWQXc1dz3I
https://youtu.be/OWV2gNZqtEU
SEASIDE UPDATES

What is going on here?

>>81478857
we having a britfeel party mate

the twolls have doxxed melon
in fucking tears
this isn't RIGHT
there no justice in starmer's Britain

pulled a sickie, long weekend for me if thats alright with you de lads

>>81478950
you deserve it lid
wokkles on tap

>>81478492
>what should I do next?
Get a real job

Got a lovely new dildo coming lads, either today or Monday. Nothing too big, just a nice in between size. Should feel lush getting pegged oh aye x

>>81478934
Saw that. A bit below the belt that. Not nice.

>>81478345
digital - gateman
digital - waterhouse dub

seriously cba desu

>>81478416
no lad
event A is equalized by event B
this is essentially the entire basis of the judicial system

whats gloucester like?

>>81478075 (OP)
Hello. So some of you might be getting a bit anxious about the upcoming war. For those who don't want to go and get slaughtered for israel, its real easy to avoid. Heres how;

FAIL THE MEDICAL. Thats all you have to do. You dont to break your legs, you dont have to flee to mexico, you dont have to go to prison.

Medical standards for the military are strict even during peace time and requires everyone to pass a medical and psych screen.. During times of war or National Service, these medical standards increase 10 fold because the military now have a larger pool of applicants so they can pick a choose who they want.

Eyesight-Simply refuse to read the chart. You need 6/9 or better to serve. Pretend you cant read it. Its that easy.

Colour blindness-Again, just refuse to read the book. If it says "7" say its an "H" or that you can't see anything. They can't prove youre lying

Hearing-Simply smash the button down every 7-10 seconds. Again they can't prove you're lying.

Blood Pressure-Most of you already have anxiety so this wont be hard BUT to ensure a high reading, smoke a pack of cigarettes', drink as much coffee and red bull as you can and have a zyn under your tongue when they take your BP. If its higher that 140/80 you're disqualified.

Failing that, fail the drug test. Smoke a joint before you go in, youll test positive and theyll shit can you.

t. robot former zogbot.

Good morning sir.
You've been called into service fren. We've got the papers right here. You're to come with us for your mandatory two weeks training in the armed forces before being sent off to die for Seethesrael. The SPACCARMY needs you de lid, now put down that wuppa and get in the van with the rest of the lids.

Israel is the west, an outpost in the middle east, they are our allies.

>>81479101
>So some of you might be getting a bit anxious about the upcoming war.
Kek I dont give a shite mate. Dont even know whats happening over there. Not my pig not my farm.

another welper nothingburger
oh aye

small iranian cock cant penetrate shit

>>81479189
>raises the red flag
that will show them

>>81479189
HHL is Iran, Israel is me

Grown men playing 'war' on an anonymous anime forum.

All working age men will be denied access to the fallout shelters and told to go to the front lines to fight for their country. Will SSM go out and fight for The West?

I'm ready for war dee lats
I will be doing alrite and I will be protecting my country if that's alrite with you de lads x

>dolly goes to war

>>81479236
SeasideARMY will be the first to defend the breaches and the bunkers and the bunkers and the breaches. Strictly Home Guard duties mind you. He make excellent Drone Operator as he's owned several playstation 5's.

Grown man reading posts from grown men playing 'war' on an anonymous anime forum.

big troll making an earlier start to his day on britfeel

Do the posts about Sean wearing nappies. We all bored

might pump out some shippy posts soon

Do the posts about Ruth and Ruthmong. We all bored

Putting on his knotted knickers, ready for a full day of melties, the spamming mong fires up his PC, heh today is the day I show them, he thought.

Are jeans and trackies allowed on the battlefield?

SEASIDE on this piss yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQTXxtp1lrc

>>81479295
>SEASIDE on this piss yesterday
fascinating

>>81478219
finally a good use of bennies. get the spackers on the front lines whilst us Russell Group University educated lids will take up comfy wfh officer jobs

IT'S WAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY&t=4s

>>81479290
He'll need his liverpool jumper for the cold nights

does shippy always drive the same van? bet it stinks

>lnvestigation into 4chan and its compIiance with duties to protect its users from illegal content
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

SEASIDE UPDATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWV2gNZqtEU

>>81479298
You should be on the front line lad, with your head that far up your own arse, it'll never get shot off.

shitting his nappy on the battlefield

The majority of the senior leadership of the Iranian Revolutionary Guards' Air Force was neutralized during a meeting at an underground headquarters.

how long does it take him to change his nappy?

Piss and Poo.

>>81479416
Depends which care worker is on at the time.

Spunk and shit.

Touching Ruth intimately

me and shippy are lovers x

me and shippy having anal sex x

feel bloated af atm

Going to see the seaside aren't I
Curseee I am

Some good posts this morning. Delighted I'm here to read it all.

The Red Nappy has appeared above Flamingo Land
Helper's World goes to war.

>>81479521
Thanks they were all made by me

The spacker bus to Flamingo Land can no longer run due to rising fuel prices.

Promised myself I wouldn't nappy post because it's nasty but it is entertaining. Truly a double edged sword.

Steve sobbing in the communal garden

>>81479565
Same but then I think 'what would Ruth do?' and post nasty things.

Serendipity the Nigerian care worker wrinkling her nose with disgust as she cleans out a ripe dustbin filled with Helper's rancid Wustlers and alcopoop scented shitbags.

might order some take out and watch a quintin tarantino film later

>>81479520
corr get on the benches and the beaches and the beaches and the benches

>>81479101
Most people here have medical diagnosis of "anxiety" and "depression" and shit which is automatic exception. No one wants an anxious lad holding a gun around them.

>Hearing-
My grandad signed up for WW2 with his mates and when he was walking away they called his name and he couldn't hear them (legitimately) so they didn't allow him to enlist and this was WW2 where they took almost anybody.

Also, nothing ever happens: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRzRrVJwRVw

Odds on WW3? Nothing to 1

Reckon Palestine was a test to see how much they could do and how the international community and neighbouring nations would react. When they basically got away with it Iran was always next. A decade or two from now it'll be Syria

Not going to sign up for a life of combat and adventure. My dream is to become a recruitment consultant and move in with mi bird to a new build.

Although I have no opinion on shit in the middle east in general, you have to admit the October 7th attacks gave them plenty of pretext for Palestine at least. Can't see any pretext for the attacks on Iran, yet the international community won't unilaterally condemn it like they do when any other nation attacks another unprovoked

Wifeberg said she'll allow me to eat her pussy at 12. Yea we on that femdom grind right now.

>>81479637
Syria is currently being conquered, Israel have already made large conquests, they can either hold or continue.

Dick heads out with his lawnmower again. People cry about blacks and whatever playing loud music from their cars, but the boomers with their lawnmowers are 100x worse

>>81479654
At 11 o'clock in the morning and you're already awake posting drivel on 4chan. How fucking dare he.

>>81479662
Yea, it's called WFH. Hard to imagine for a boxroom neet incel like you, I'm sure

Can't believe people are literally out there doing completely normal things at a sensible time of the time.

>>81479370
ffs they're going to block it aren't they?
can they just back off for one fucking second? god forbid we are ever allowed anything nice

Do they have DVDs on the frontline?

I can't post on /brit/ because I got banned from /int/ due to saying something which the jannies interpreted as political (I disagree, but whatever)

Fuck's sake lads

>>81479664
>Yea, it's called WFH.
Proof?

>>81479694
Serves you right IDmong.

>>81479654
Midnight mowing

>>81479713
What do IDs have to do with what I said?

Flights to Flamingo Land are ruined

My neighbour's teenage son watches porn at full volume when his parents aren't in and you can hear it through the wall.

>>81479731
why do they all fly around there

>>81479731
>lahore
didn't know Pakistan had a French community

>>81479733
bang on the wall loudly when hes going at it he'll shit his nappy

>>81479681
VHS onIy, and you have to take your own VHS player.

Why did the world have to go to shit when it became my turn to be an adult, like, I was still a teenager during covid.

>>81479756
its been shit for ages

Nothing ever happens. I remember when all the ISIS stuff started and the fear mongering all over the news. Seemed really scary then but now you don't even hear about them.

>>81479756
you'll prob lose your virginity during WW3 too

>>81479735
Look at the news lad, there's a seemingly active conflict between Israel and Iran right now

you wouldn't kill a draft officer when they come to take you away would you? you wouldn't shoot anyone above your rank, especially officers as soon as you have a gun in your hand would you? you will be a good little patriot and go fight for israel and america won't you?

strong fishy smell

>>81479780
Take your glowie tier shit to /pol/, faggot. 77 reject cunt, you think following orders will protect you? You are a traitor, and will be tread as such.

>>81479807
very glowie coded this post

Betting shops day in the 1990s was amazing met some great people through journey of life

death to the dvla
this a work of comedic satire and should not be taken seriously

Nice day for a trek up the Malverns isn't it?

>>81479818
Very nice. Me? Stuck at work.

>>81479810
>no u
Git gud glowfag.

>>81479490
I know this isn't true because I don't have a lover x

>>81479816
Kek. What has the DVLA been up to? Are they housing immigrants as well? Perhaps in some old Toyotas?

>>81479828
You are not the real shippy though

>>81479807
Why do you think he's a "traitor"?

tempted to get some oysters in

>>81479833
For being part of a psyop against natives. It really is that simple.
Govt bootlickers, will face the consequences of their actions.

>>81479756
many zoomers think this, what you dont realise yet is that the world sucked before and always will

Jew obsessed Israel haters having a tough morning

>>81479829
i sent them a very important document and they lost it, they're telling me i didnt send it but i know i did. bastids

>>81479842
the 90s were ok

>>81479830
That is Shippy's special avatar so you know it's him. Only he uses that image

>>81479830
I am, picking this book in solidarity with Iran.

If you're my lover then who are you?

>>81479850
Bastards. They can't even open an MOT centre that's up to scratch.

Already seen the first melted Apu of the day. Someone sent him to the shops without any water or ice creams and the poor lid expired before he made it to the front of Lidl. They CAN'T take the heat mates please look after them.

>>81479867
how very kafkaesque

>>81479861
TN

>>81479869
Fucking hell so that's where he is. I'd sent him out hours ago to look for a 24-pack of Lilt.

>>81479869
Hope he's got a blue badge to melt in that handicap spot mate.

>>81479875
Fair enough then, you were right x

Current record for climbing the Malverns is 52:00. Good weather for it today but a bit knackered, if I could force myself a quick nap it would be perfect

>>81479892
Why do you go on hikes with a special device de lid?

>>81479840
>natives
All human beings are natives of the Earth. We move around the Earth though. Remember that humanity started in Africa (pic related). Regarding those of us in the UK, at some point our ancestors travelled to the UK from elsewhere (directly or indirectly from Africa).

>>81479895
Tells you exactly how high you Re (and how much left to go), total distance. You can set waypoints too. Includes a stopwatch

>>81479905
NTA. But the ethnogenesis of the English occured in England. Therefore it's our native home. No foreigner can say otherwise

>>81479915
English people are a mix of Celts, Romans, Anglo-Saxons, Normans, and in more recent times, Caribbeans, Africans, Asians, etc.

give it a rest callum

>>81479651
>six months to take a tiny sliver of on small region of a country
modern war is actually so fucking boring holy shit

Corrrr my oil shares

>>81479909
Thought maybe you were doing it for your job or something. Seems lush anyway enjoy the fresh air and views.

>>81479922
>English people are a mix of Celts, Anglo-Saxons
True

>and in more recent times, Caribbeans, Africans, Asians, etc
Those aren't English

Here we go with the "Ashkenazi Jews are real, intelligent people, but the goyim are all the same" again

>>81479905
The 'out of Africa' theory has basically been invalidated in the past few years. The primary theory now is that modern humans are descended from a handful of genetically similar but cladistically distinct subspecies which interbred/genocided/migrated in various ways to reach the pre-modern state of humanity.

It's why various ethnic groups have massively different amounts of neanderthal vs cro-magnon vs other kinds of archaic humans.

Don't care how it happened or why but it's clear that Africans and Indians are fucked up genetically.

>>81479935
Anyone from England is English, surely. Especially people who were born here and lived here for practically their whole lives. E.g. David Lammy, Rishi Sunak, etc.

David Lammy regards himself as English:
>I'm of African descent, African-Caribbean descent, but I am English.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/mar/29/david-lammy-praised-for-response-to-lbc-caller-who-said-he-was-not-english

>>81479905
>he believes the narrative he is told to believe.
Remember when people were laughed at, and called insane for saying an asteroid wiped out the dinosaurs, then they found the impact crater in the yacatan peninsula?

>>81479949
Kami Badenoch doesn't count as English because she spent so much of her childhood abroad.

>>81479941
>The recent African origin of modern humans or the "Out of Africa" theory (OOA)[a] is the most widely accepted[1][2][3] paleo-anthropological model of the geographic origin and early migration of anatomically modern humans (Homo sapiens).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recent_African_origin_of_modern_humans

>>81479955
>he believes the narrative he is told to believe.
Wikipedia is usually pretty accurate because there are a lot of editors who work on it, and they usually remove vandalism pretty quickly.

>>81479949
>Anyone from England is English, surely.
No, you know how ethnicity works but are being obtuse

>Especially people who were born here and lived here for practically their whole lives. E.g. David Lammy, Rishi Sunak, etc.
There are some people who are considered 'culturally' English who are non-native, including blacks/asians etc, but those two Examples you listed are not two of them.
Ben Habib would be a better example and he wasn't even born here

>>81479949
>David Lammy regards himself as English:
And? Some men regard themselves as women, it doesn't make it true.

>>81479965
You've hit the nail on the head there. Saying Sadiq Khan is English is like saying Arbroathy is a woman

These people are racial squatters.

>>81479972
Who? Me? No

>>81479699
>Please prove quotidien stuff because a normal life seems unattainable to me

>>81479971
Or like saying Shippy is intelligent

>>81479961
She has spent a lot of time in England though. Like how Arnold Schwarzenegger spent his youth in Austria, but these days he could be considered Californian, because he has lived in California for a long time.

>>81479963
>you know how ethnicity works
How does it work according to you? I would say that anybody who has lived in England for years (perhaps a majority of their life, or something like that) could be considered English. It just means someone who has made England their home.

>There are some people who are considered 'culturally' English who are non-native, including blacks/asians etc, but those two Examples you listed are not two of them.
David Lammy considers himself English and I see no reason to consider him un-English. Rishi Sunak is also surely English - he was born in England and I think he has lived in England for most of his life (I think he lived in the USA for a brief period).

>>81479965
>>81479971
I would say that Lammy and Sir Sadiq Khan are both English. Both were born in London and I'm pretty sure they've lived in England for the majority of their lives.

Not happy lads, my wife and I were on our way to the hospital last night, as my wife was in labour, and our car broke down, and we had to pull into a bustation to get out of the road. She bloody gave birth in the carpark, luckily everything was ok, but, we've had to register our son as a bus.

Why does this keep happening lads

Dr's are now refusing to treat us, we have to go to a garage to get him "serviced". Broken Britain, desu.

>>81479992
So you can't then?

>>81480022
I'm not him lad, just always think it's funny when people say they're going to Tesco or something and then some sad act asks them to prove it, as if it's a mental unbelievable thing to live a normal life.

>>81480023
>I'm not him lad, just always think it's funny when....
Yeah alright kid.

>>81480001
Californian isn't an ethnicity.

How does it work according to you? I would say that anybody who has lived in England for years (perhaps a majority of their life, or something like that) could be considered English. It just means someone who has made England their home.
I could go on and on defining it and you'd endlessly nitpick, so the easiest way would be to appeal to something you would acknowledge exists. English in this context simply means 'not an ethnic minority'

David Lammy considers himself English and I see no reason to consider him un-English. Rishi Sunak is also surely English
David Lammy had previously stated that he is 'Afro-Carribean' which is bizarre seeing as his parents are Guyanan, maybe that does count as Carribean but I thought it was South America. Anyway, that's where his first loyalty lies

In the last general election campaign and since then spin doctors have told them to say they are English. I think if you were serious you would have chosen better examples

>>81480031
More than one person posts here lad. I also WFH though. Do you want me to prove it? It'll just be upsetting for you.

>>81480004
>as my wife was in labour

>>81480001
Sorry can't spend all day chatting about this, my newborn son is having heart palpitations, the mechanic is saying we need a new spark plug, and looks like it isn't going to be a cheap job.

Definitely garn Malverns today. Oh aye

>>81480043
Surely a new spark plug must be one of the cheapest possible things you can do on a car?

>>81480049
You've actually done him there

>>81480049
He's a bus not a car, you philistine.

>>81480034
>Do you want me to prove it? It'll just be upsetting for you.
I'm waiting to be upset

>>81480058
I think we need to psychologically prime you a bit first lad. Are you sure you'll be able to cope with the revelation that not everyone here is struggling through life in the same way as you do? Right now you're leaning heavily on denial as a coping mechanism, but when that comes crashing down, are you sure you'll be able to take it?

Bastards, misvehicling my bus, I HATE YOU ALL.

>>81480065
Your post contained 0 proof that you said you'd post. Why?

>>81480010
a lack of community. many people would have seen signs this was happening but because it wasn't happening the them they didn't report it

>>81480072
Why? Because I care about you mate, and I don't want to hurt you. I need to make sure you can actually handle this. A lot of your self-esteem is wrapped up in this state of denial, clearly. You obviously very desperately need to believe I'm lying about something completely normal and boring. I'm worried about the consequences when you realise I'm not lying and my life really is far better than yours. It could crush you.

Was menat to tak my heavily pregnant gf over to see her parents before the child is born, but not risking her having the child mid flight, then we end up with a cloud as a child? FUCK THAT.

>>81480033
>English in this context simply means 'not an ethnic minority'
So white Americans are English? White French people are English? Han Chinese people are English?

>David Lammy had previously stated that he is 'Afro-Carribean' which is bizarre seeing as his parents are Guyanan, maybe that does count as Carribean but I thought it was South America
It seems he regards himself as an English person with Afro-Caribbean heritage. At some point he had ancestors from Africa who moved to the Caribbean region (yes Guyana, which I guess is roughly the region of the Caribbean).

>that's where his first loyalty lies
If he was more loyal to Guyana than to the UK then maybe he would go and live in Guyana. I assume he lives in the UK and therefore he probably has more of an interest in the safety of the UK than the safety of Guyana.

>In the last general election campaign and since then spin doctors have told them to say they are English. I think if you were serious you would have chosen better examples
Obviously I am serious. I definitely regard David Lammy and Rishi Sunak as English. They were born in England and have lived in England for nearly all of their lives as far as I know.

>>81480004
>>81480043
Your logic doesn't make sense. You suggest that just because a person is born in England, that doesn't mean they're English. What does make a person English then? Do all four of your grandparents need to have been born in England? All eight of your great-grandparents? How far back do you go? What's the objectively correct cut-off point?

To me an English person is just someone who has made England their home. Someone who has spent years living in England.

>>81480088
>my heavily pregnant gf
wish I had one of these desu

My son was born on a tramline.
She a tramsexual now. x

>>81480095
my uncle is also trams

>>81480086
I'll take this post as you admitting you and your LARP were defeated.

>>81480100
Well that's a bit silly lad, and just makes me worry even more about your mental state. It proves how desperate you are to believe I'm lying and how much you need to "win" to protect your ego. It shows that I was right to be cautious about your mental state.

>>81480091
>What does make a person English then?
Heritage, genes, family history.
You're using the yank way of deciding who is Murrican FUCK YEAH. They have decided that anyone can be american, because they need citizens.
>What's the objectively correct cut-off point?
Let's say 400 years minimum.

>>81480091
I'll be honest lad, it took you so long to reply to that I thought you'd just given up and conceeded.

>So white Americans are English?
No, they are 'White Americans'

>Han Chinese
I mean here you literally name and recognise an ethnicity. I could be pedantic and ask what you mean by that but we both know.

>David Lammy
He didn't say 'English of Afro-Carribean heritage' he just said 'Afro-Carribean'

> he probably has more of an interest in the safety of the UK than the safety of Guyana.
He wants to deprive the UK of money and send it to Guyana.

>I definitely regard David Lammy and Rishi Sunak as English
You might, they don't. They have said different things to different audiences. I've never claimed to be Afro-Carribean

>What's the objectively correct cut-off point?
NTA, but personally I'd say merely having 3% Gabon ancestry doesn't exlcuse someone from being Irish

ruths dad was on bbc look north. she got his eyes.

What can you tell me about crosslad? Anyone got a qrd on him?

>>81478145
>2022: russia invaded ukraine, it's ww3!
>2023: hamas attacked israel, it's ww3!
>2024: iran attacked israel, it's ww3!
>2025: israel attacked iran, it's ww3!

>>81480109
This is the third post you've made about shattering my ego and me having to live with the consequences when you provide proof. Still no proof. Why?

>he can only spam 1 gimmick at a time.

How many times does boxroom mong have to have his little feminist / anti-racist cringe destroyed before he learns? Every day the little incel sits there in his mouldy little boxroom losing the argument and yet he never stops like he has amnesia. Hitler talked about this when arguing with low-IQ people. Pathetic

>>81480126
He'll start posting from 2 devices now lad.

arrBonnie kicked off OF, it not right!

>>81480127
>Hitler talked about this when arguing with low-IQ peopl
how do you know this?

>>81480127
>How many times does boxroom mong have to have his little feminist / anti-racist cringe destroyed before he learns? Every day the little incel sits there in his mouldy little boxroom losing the argument and yet he never stops like he has amnesia. Hitler talked about this when arguing with low-IQ people. Pathetic
melty

>>81480121
>Weegie (Glaswegian)
>Catholic and quite devout
>Early 30s
>Loves his mammy (posts in /MCG/ too)
>Distant relationship with his biological father
>Fairly good relationship with his step dad I think? I should pay more attention to this
>Went to Inverness in 2007 and has had a fondness with the city ever since
>Addicted to prescription painkillers, trying to get off them
>Likes to post tsunamis of drivel through the night like HHL
>Fan of 'the Counting House' weatherspoons in Geroge Square
>Often depressed

>>81480136
We shouldn't laugh really, mental elf issues aren't cool.

>>81480125
This is the second post you've made asking me "why no proof?" after I've explained that I obviously need to be cautious. I feel like we're going around in circles lad. If you can assure me that you won't be upset, we can start getting into the proof. But until now, you've just shown me that you will be devastated.

>>81480121
wants to shag his mum
has dressed in his mums clothes
posts in /momcest/ and has reposted pictures from there here

>>81480001
>David Lammy considers himself English
Does he? Why would he say "We [Caribbeans] want reparations!" rather than "They [Caribbeans] deserve reparations!"?

>>81480121
Crosslad aka "Crossy" is a gent from the south side of Glasgow. He insists he's all about private comfort when he goes out (says he prefers "club style" seating), yet bizarrely organizes local meet-ups at communal "clubhouse" style tables, forcing strangers into awkward conversation.

Crosslad is passionate about obscure Japanese denim (particularly Kapital jeans.) Unfortunately his own pair has been famously mocked online as "retard jeans"

If you're ever in Glasgow you'll see him in restaurants, requesting "club style" tables in private booths, but also insisting that others sit "clubhouse" style with strangers at big tables.

Personality quirks:

>Fixated on private seating yet inexplicably arranges communal gatherings
>Sensitive about online criticism regarding denim choices

I wonder what Laura's father looks like.

>>81480127
He's actually quite sucessful and lives in a nice house in a nice area.

>before he learns
He's a multi-generation Red Clydeside lad, his politics will never change

>the incel
He's married

>his mouldy little boxroom
In the Drumchappel area of Glasgow

>yet he never stops like he has amnesia
True, he's definitely been here 16 hours a day the last week or so

Anyone know if CEX buys SD cards?

Can't believe david lammy has ties to slave traders (due to being english). Fed up of these racists, desu.

>>81480165
It's not me doing the David Lammy argument lad. Would be boring for me. I'm engaged in a different style of shitposting now.

Spam mong unable to prove his imaginary WFH job. Getting giddy every time he gets a (You) because its the most exciting thing to happen in his dull repetitive day on 4chan.

>every English person owes reperations
>David Lammy declares, oh, no, achsully I'm totes of carribean ethnicity.

>>81480148
He's aIso a nonce

>>81480010
>Three of them, Mohammed Zahid, 64, the leader of the gang, Mushtaq Ahmed, 67, and Kasir Bashir, 50, were stallholders on the town's indoor market.
>Bashir did not attend the current trial after he absconded while on bail before the trial got under way.
It would be deeply problematic to remand a Pakistani who can just leave the country before trial, thank science they didn't do anything racist like that.

>>81480078
>it wasn't happening the them they didn't report it
Report it to who? The police have repeatedly shown themselves to be on the side of the rapists.

>>81478778
I've just got very odd sleep patterns.

>>81480174
Id rather go for a pint with David Lammy than you

>>81480171
Would you like to have a nice WFH job?

BritNormie isn't in the thread right now, he's got a hectic schedule and only pops in for 5-10 minutes a day

>>81480183
You're not leaving your safespace, sweaty.

>>81480183
Lammy doesn't drink. Which says it all really.

>d do you want me to prove it, you'll be upset?
>look lad I'll prove it but you'll be devastated, is this what you want?
>I can post proof but can your ego handle it l lad?

>>81480181
>The police have repeatedly shown themselves to be on the side of the rapists
proof?

>>81480182
Ruthmong, what do you think about my visit to the swan

>>81480193
Neither does Shippy, and he hates negroes! (Except when they're old, female, and wanking him off)

>>81480190
I don't have a hectic schedule at all lad. I usually do about two hours a day. A few days a week I have a one hour meeting on top of that. If I'm really busy it can ramp up but most of the time things are very easy breezy and I like it that way.

>>81480190
Thought you were fucking off to the hill big man

Ruth already on her first pint of the afternoon. She love a bokkle she does x

Shippy secretary wants to lose his virginity to a nigress

>>81480201
Don't @ me with shippy bollocks you obsessed freak

>>81480208
You don't get pint bottles tho.

>>81480207
I will be in a few minutes. See if I can beat my record of 52 minutes

Bring back Quotelid to drown out this shite

>>81480217
I lost my virginity to a white woman (July 2014), but the 2nd time I had sex was with a negress (September 2016)

From Guyana (Dammy Lammy country) no less

>>81480218
>don't @ me
shut the fuck up you zoomer retard

>>81480217
>secretary
Your chinese is impeccabre now, shippy.

>>81480171
>>81480195
I can see this has really bothered you. I was right to worry.

>>81480226
You think you are clever, but like your anxiety posting gimmick, we are on to you.

>>81480238
Quotelid ruined your day and I love it

>>81480229
Drop train station and time laddy let's fucking go, you and me

Right lads, no drivel from me for the next hour and a half or so whilst I fuck off to the big hill x

Glasgow bussy > Newcastle bussy

Oh aye

>>81480246
>acting hard in a /britfeel/ thread
Bet your mum wouldn't let you leave the house to go somewhere on the train unsupervised, little lad x

>>81480197
>I am sorry to say that that unit must also investigate police officers. In one case, the father of an abuse victim in Rotherham was arrested by South Yorkshire police when he attempted to rescue his daughter from her abusers. He was detained twice in one night, while on the very same evening, his daughter was repeatedly assaulted and abused by a gang of men. It is clear that these criminals were unafraid of law enforcement. In Kirklees, Judge Marson said:
>"You were seen with your victim on at least three occasions by the police_none of that deterred you, and you continued to rape her."
https://www.parallelparliament.co.uk/mp/jess-phillips/vs/katie-lam

The police even allowed rapists in Rotherham to use the police car park for their rapes https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/rotherham-grooming-gang-rapist-bannaras-hussain-was-caught-abusing-girl-in-police-station-car-park-and-let-go-a6897936.html

This is just the active enablement the police gave them, let alone the countless thousands of cases that were simply ignored to avoid Community Tensions.

>>81480246
>Drop train station
Thurso

>>81480242
Kek, you've ruined nobody's day lad.

Israel-Iran is a wash, a nothing, zilch. Just like everyone predicted and has known for years.

Israel has simply won again. You don't have to like them, but you have to admit they're arguably the best nation in the world at actually being pro-themselves and effectively managing statecraft on fundamental levels.

>>81480246
Come meet me at the top of the Malvern hills if you're fit enough to climb it x

What's best for autistics? Tinder, bumble or hinge?

Israel are being war mongering cunts lately. If they piss off enough neighbours they'll get flattened.

We out here by the seaside
I forget how lush it is here, wouldn't mind living here one day

>>81480272
SeasideCHEEKA

We all live by seaside x

>>81480264
Is that the local cruising spot? Why are you determined to lure young lads up there?

>>81480262
China is superior to Israel in every aspect though?

Dollymong hiding under his bed afraid to get his jaw spun

>>81480257
ok, so what are you going to do about this?

>>81480198
That was crazy lad. I've never gone to any pubs myself. I could not do that.

>>81480283
Yeah going to a pub, absolutely crazy lad! Wild!

>>81480283
I walked in, got stared at by the bartender, took a picture and left. I don't go in pubs either.

DVDlad bringing his portable DVD player to the pub.

>>81480246
selly oak station at 5pm
t. reigning britfeel champion, never defeated, never beaten, never losing ever.

>>81480277
It's a close tie, however while China has gone for explosive economic growth with some long term downsides, Israel has shown more fundamental acumen in terms of actual physical security, something which China is not as experienced in. Israel's economy is strong; not China levels of growth, but still very strong and not about to face long term problems. But it's doubtful that any other country in history has faced such fierce opposition to its very existence and emerged victorious in every single engagement they've been in.

>>81480279
he's going to sit in his boxroom posting about it in a neet thread and that's it lmao

>>81480296
Weren't you shitting it? I would be having a panic attack.

Very weird how lately, there are " a lot of" posters typing the same. When did the use of fullstops only in sentences become so widespread? Not been happening long. Like when we had a brief stint of lowercase only posts. Almost like things are made to seem a certain way. It's not natural, but neither is spamming a general about British feels.

>>81480317
Not really. I've embraced autistic confidence in not giving a fuck. I just pretend I'm James Bond or something, why would I care what a bun h of neuronornals think, I have nothing in common with them

>>81480313
This isn't a NEET thread lad. We have plenty of wagies.

>>81480329
Lad they wouldn't think anything of it anyway. "Man going to pub" is not something remarkable. Good for you in being confident. Sit and have a pint next time though. You might enjoy it.

>>81480208
No way lad. She doesn't drink every day like you. She knows her limits and I support a lass in control of her health.

>>81480111
>Heritage, genes, family history.
Where is the cut off point? Do you need all four grandparents to be born in England in order to be English? Or all eight great-grandparents?

Many white English people today won't have all four grandparents born in England. Some might have been born in Scotland, or Wales, or Europe, or further afield.

>>81480117
>I mean here you literally name and recognise an ethnicity. I could be pedantic and ask what you mean by that but we both know.
Han Chinese could be regarded as an ethnicity. White English could be regarded as an ethnicity. I don't think ethnic groups are static though. E.g. let's say a white person was born in England and grew up in England, but one of their parents was a Pole who moved to England. Or maybe both parents were Polish. Either way, they might consider themselves part of the White English ethnic group, because they were born and raised in England, even if they have Polish ancestry.

>He didn't say 'English of Afro-Carribean heritage' he just said 'Afro-Carribean'
"I'm of African descent, African-Caribbean descent, but I am English."
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/mar/29/david-lammy-praised-for-response-to-lbc-caller-who-said-he-was-not-english

>He wants to deprive the UK of money and send it to Guyana.
I doubt that's true

>You might, they don't.
Lammy has said he regards himself as English and Rishi has said so too:
>Rishi Sunak went on Nick Robinson's podcast Political Thinking
>"Of course I'm English," the former prime minister said
https://www.independent.co.uk/voices/rishi-sunak-nationality-identity-racism-english-british-b2711140.html

>merely having 3% Gabon ancestry doesn't exlcuse someone from being Irish
Okay. I'm still wondering what the apparently objective standard of Englishness is though. I think that anybody who lives in England for many years could be considered English, regardless of their skin colour or ethnic background.

>>81480159
>"I'm of African descent, African-Caribbean descent, but I am English."
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/mar/29/david-lammy-praised-for-response-to-lbc-caller-who-said-he-was-not-english

Just had a break from working from home to do some gardening. Well the weather's nice isn't it?

>>81480338
I'd never do that, I don't like how unpredictable drunk people act. I spent 3.70 on a diet coke in some hipster place that was quiet cause I needed a sit down.

>>81480329
>I just pretend I'm James Bond or something
Shaken (mentally), not stirred

>>81480265
Grindr because you don't know how to talk to women and gays are more likely to just want sex with anything (due to libido).

>>81480347
Why use Han Chinese rather than just Chinese then

>>81480347
>>He wants to deprive the UK of money and send it to Guyana.
>I doubt that's true
Yeah he probably never called for the UK to give Guyana reparations in parliament while crying "We want reparations."

>>81480366
I can understand that, particularly if you've had bad interactions with drunk people in the past. In reality though you're unlikely to encounter a very drunk person in a pub like The Swan on a weekday afternoon

CHINESE OUT OF BRITFEEL!

>>81480347
>Lammy has said he regards himself as English and Rishi has said so too:
I could claim to be Yoruba, would you take my word for it?

>>81480354
This isn't a reply to my point.
If he considered himself English why would he frame himself as Caribbean when calling for reparations?

i think ruthmong should seek employment

All this squabbling over the minutiae is an age old tactic to delay and annoy all while the demographic trends continue.

The truth is that British people are white. You can have various sorts of non-white British citizens, but citizenship is not ethnicity and the replacing of being of British stock with the vague notion of 'values' and the meaningless bit of paper saying you're a citizen handed out with little more care than toilet paper (the delightful 'administratively British') has brought nothing but widespread disaster, regardless of any 'model minorities' you want to point to.

The country must remain a super-majority of founding ethnic stock, or else it will simply cease to be Britain. I would argue this has already happened and the only meaningful policy change anyone could make is to reverse it to the point where Britain is constituted of a higher percentage of ethnic Britons.

Ruthmong should seek shoes

>"As Caribbean people we are not going to forget our history, we don't just want to hear an apology - we want reparations," said an English man to Parliament in 2018.

>>81480409
We (natives) all know thise to be true, anyone speaking against this should be assumed non-native and opinion discard by its very nature

>>81480408
There aren't any jobs lad. Even people desperate enough for one aren't getting any these days. No point in trying. I don't want to be even more depressed.

>>81480347
Your use of the same post to reply, shows you are only trying to bait. How strange of you.
Your life must be P excellent, kek. You're here all day every day trying to bait anons.
Don't panic anon, you are definitely winning.

It's a sunny day. Why don't you go to the park ruthmong? There will be lots of women there

Why won't she make asmr anymore? I thought people supported her.

Start me new voluntary work next week. Gives me something to do so I'm not drinking out of boredom during the week. Taking positive steps in life x

Corrrrr it hot. Shall read my bookywook when I find a good place to sit.
>>81480409
Wot if you're only partly English, say 1/4 for arguments sake.

>>81480438
No mates to go to the seaside with Cheeka?

>>81480433
Nah I'm a right state. Hair all messy, need to shower, no decent clothes. I would be looked at like I'm homeless scum.

>>81480436
Volunteering with the Navy?

>>81480436
>Start me new voluntary work next week
Jesus christ, these really are the last days of Rome

>>81480449
No everybody is working. Plus I keep getting small or big betrayals from people so I'm kinda just doing my own things at the moment. Things do feel more pointless on your own but it's nice anyway.

>>81480436
>voluntary work
Is there anything more cvcked?

The timing of the thunberg thing was so close to the strike on Iran, there's a conspiracy somewhere but my mind is too addled to connect the dots. Could just be about public information and perception, drawing attention to this and that while something else going on

>>81480449
He should have come to Scarborough beach I'd have bought him an ice cream

>english stock
grim

>Moschino shirt
>12 sprogs
>70k WFH job
>Kapital jeans
Why is this man such a massive try hard, what is his obsession with being better than everyone else, beating them/us?

>>81480462
Surely a larp. He knows as well as anyone on here that it's counterproductive to do such a thing while on bennies.

In theory then Thunberg doesn't give a shit about Palestine and she's just a nicely paid state actor

>>81480471
You're conflating at least two posters lad and potentially more. I know because I was the Kapital jeans troll but I've never claimed to have any sprogs or earn 70k or own a moschino shirt.

>>81480409
>I would argue this has already happened and the only meaningful policy change anyone could make is to reverse it to the point where Britain is constituted of a higher percentage of ethnic Britons.
This just isn't logistically possible any more even if there was a political quorum.
You've just go to accept that an ethnic homeland isn't possible any more, and choose a place to live for yourself taking that into account.

>>81480436
If you can voluntary work you can do paid work. GET A JOB!
I'm joking of course but be careful, lad. The DWP use voluntary work to deny you your benefits during your next review. You also need to notify them that you are doing voluntary work. Not worth it in the end.

I volunteered at a BHF shop and got treated like shit

>>81480471
>Why is this man such a massive try hard, what is his obsession with being better than everyone else, beating them/us?
its a pube thing lad you wouldn't understand

i cry a lot but i am so productive

>>81480467
She's an IDF secret agent undercover. When the IDF intercepted the yacht she gave them the sleeper cell command that triggered the strikes.

Me? I'd never slave for free. Not even for money. Working isn't for everyone.

Lunch time, is it not

>>81480471
/britfeel/er creating Frankenstein posters to sperg about. Many such cases.

>>81480438
So you mean 1/4 ethnic (white) British and then 3/4 non-white?
Well, frankly, in a sane world where nations remained as super-majority ethnic states I personally wouldn't give a fuck if there was a small percentage of non-whites in the country. I really wouldn't. Of course, the law must remain completely impartial to such things, come what may, but if the entire non-white population of Britain was 100,000 people, mostly in cities, with no ethnic ghettos, there would be very little issue.

This is always a conceit that shitlibs fail to recognise in themselves. That countries that are secure in their ethnic homogeneity really don't give a shit if some ethnically foreign people are walking around here and there. They become curiosities. Genuine cross-cultural exchanges happen and nobody holds ethnic resentment because there is no cause for it.

The problem simply comes from the sheer numbers involved. In very large groups ethnic interests take over things like economic ones, tribalism unironically kicks in and results in conflict internally. Reduce the numbers of non-whites in Britain down to the levels they were in the 50s, for instance, and none of the problems we see apply, certainly not in anywhere near the orders of magnitude we experience them in.

Good fences create good neighbours.

>>81480490
Its Swanny lad

>>81480510
No I mean 1/4 English, 1/4 German and 1/2 Swedish cheers

>>81480484
Of course it's possible. You might not like the realities of enforcing such measures, but it's certainly possible.

vibes all off with this reddit paragraph politics posting x

>>81480508
The "anyone who posts something that annoys me is the same guy" delusion.

>>81480503
Corr giz a chip lad

>>81480498
That would be hilarious, really though that stuff with her being deported being all over the media then them launching a massive attack on Iran just after, it seems like convenient timing somehow. Doubt there was any physical purpose to her trip, but all the media coverage of it may have served some purpose

I volunteered to drink Ruth's piss directly from her clit and was treated wonderfully.

>>81480503
VERY jealous right now

>>81480471
He is one of lifes winners lad

Kapital jeans out for delivery fucking get in

Don't know why she likes Preston so much. It seems grim to me.

>>81480526
>I volunteered to drink Ruth's piss directly from her clit
thats not how vaginas work

>>81480533
This lot cost me almost 13 bong lad. Absolute rip off. Luckily I can claim it back on expenses

>>81480537
>Kapital jeans out for delivery

>>81480544
be foolish not to tnqh

Might post my Kapital jeans later. That will rattle shut in boxroom lad

>>81480541
How would you know? The clit has a little hole that based boys like myself can suckle piss from. Oh it lush.

>>81480540
shes probably never left preston

>>81480548
I'm sure he'll prove it to you but not if you act mental and look like it might damage your mental state.

>>81480540
What town does Wops live in?

>CAPTCHA: WOP M8

>he has been BTFO'd on his racial spam, now comes his youtube obsession spam.

>>81480526
Don't speak that way about her mong.

>>81480519
>it's certainly possible
It's actually not. The violent resistance to remigration would be larger than the violent capability of the state before you even count that half of the natives would be against remigration.
The best you'd be able to get away with from a political point of view at this point is shutting down migration all together and aggressively integrating (break up social housing ghettos, shut down religious schools, etc.).
Again the most practical advice is to leave for somewhere else dysfunctional and realise you're not getting your ethnostate no matter what.

>He wears Kapital jeans

>>81480515
In that case their ethnicity is virtually indistinguishable from British and thus the only remaining barrier to effective integration would be cultural.

>tfw certified chud
>not considered English by /britfeel/ers because I'm 1/4 German
Live by the chud, die by the chud I suppose

>>81480556
She gots on holiday every other month. She has a passport. You're stuck in your shit area forever.

>>81480526
>clit
>piss

>>81480568
If you don't shut the fuck up I'll get a fucking wire brush and shove it up her cunt

Racist Shippy BTFO again.

>he wears trackies outside

>he wears shorts as a grown man

Face like her funko pops.

Bunch of poofs in here, so I'm going to watch cruel intentions, and wank over buffy saying you can put it anywhere.
Phwoar.

>>81480526
>I volunteered to drink Ruth's piss directly from her clit
What did he mean by this?

>>81480591
Too afraid to dress better.

>>81480605
Well if she did a handstand then the piss would dribble off her clit and you could kind of drink it directly off it by lapping it up, which she might also enjoy.

afternoon de lats, decided I'm going to have a little bettington today, SSM style

Two TRVTH NVKEs and a LARP
>160k hybrid job
>Own 4 pairs of Kapital jeans
>0 sprogs

Alright so I didn't end up licking wifeberg's pussy but I did pound her in doggy and missionary for about 20 minutes. She had an earth shattering orgasm when she used her wand while I sucked on her tits and then another one when I fucked her some more straight after the first orgasm. Back to work now.

>>81480438
What's your ethnic background cheeka?

>>81480608
You should be afraid to dress shitty lad, not afraid to dress well.

>>81480578
Fine with me. I "identify" as just European desu. Don't even support Brexit anymore. It cringe.

>Sister and hey boyfriend are trying for a baby
>Both are obese (class 3 or something?)
>Goes to Doctor for help
>He says it's due to weight
>She asks for some kind of injections
>He says no since it's pointless/won't work at her weight
>She comes home and gets yaaaslit on reddit
>Is now going to make a complaint about our local GP, and is seeking a 2nd, private opinion with her own money
How did we get here? Why is it ok to make complaints against experts because you don't like the truth?

>>81480618
I think there's more highly paid people who post here than the NEET lads could ever imagine to be honest. Obviously most aren't going on about it because it triggers constant demands for proof.

>>81480375
I guess Han Chinese and White English could be considered ethnicities. Chinese is a nationality, British is a nationality. English is a regionality I suppose, similar to Bavarian, or Texan, etc.

>>81480378
>>81480391
"We" could mean "people with a connection to Guyana" or it could just mean "left-wing MPs" etc

>>81480385
I don't regard English as an ethnicity. White English I think is an ethnicity. But I don't think English is. So I would say that Rishi is English, but not White English.

>>81480409
>The truth is that British people are white
Obviously not true. Rishi Sunak is British but he's not white.

>>81480421
I'm not trying to bait. The view I'm putting forward is a pretty mainstream view in the UK right? The kind of right-wing views that are popular on 4chan are actually minority views in the UK.

>>81480622
I detailed in another post further along.

>>81480615
What you wambling on de lid? Horses Doggos? Wooty?

jammers worked in factory jobs most of his life. Never had a girlfriend since 19 and even then I don't think he went far. He will have to go back to factory once dad with dementia passes away. His life is grim like mine except he is will be wagie.

proud british stock

do a little pissy from her little clitty

No proof to suggest Cheeka ISN'T of Pakistani herritage

>>81480628
Doctors spout absolute bollocks half of the time. In that specific case the doctor was probably right but I wouldn't trust one generally

>>81480628
To be honest she might have a point. The injections might actually help, but the chances are lower so the GP won't prescribe them to save money. Going to pay for them herself is the right thing to do.

>tfw no clit pissing gf

>>81480632
Going to be horses I reckon. I've got 3 bong in change, so I might put a little lucky 15 on. The bookies here aren't the same as the ones back in England. They're missing the grungy, slightly seedy atmosphere which I quite like.

>>81480630
>"We" could mean "people with a connection to Guyana" or it could just mean "left-wing MPs" etc
Yeah that's probably exactly what he meant by saying
>As Caribbean people we are not going to forget our history, we don't just want to hear an apology - we want reparations

>>81480630
>I don't regard English as an ethnicity
Russians don't regard Ukranian as an ethnicity. The point is that outsiders don't get to choose who is and isn't part of it.

may happen upon a pot noodle

>>81480649
>The bookies here
Where is 'here' ?

>>81480630
You're trying too hard lad
>repeating the same thing
>reddit spacing to elongate your post to make it more visable.
Subtlety is the key to being a master baiter. You're just repetitive.

>>81480662
Gibraltar I'd wager

>>81480662
Wibraltar.

evas innie

Sucking cherry flavoured fizzy piss directly from Eva's clit connected to a tank of CO2 up her arse.

>poofs view bait posts
>chads view clunge

Lovely Ruth

>>81480649
I have a couple of tips for today lad

Charming Whisper - 2:40 Sanddown
See That Storm: 4:10 York

>>81480668
Alri Wonce laddie

HHL's tuppence

>>81480679
She's not so lovely intoxicated. Nasty probably.

Time to wreck us with an early thread, king?

>>81480680
Cheers mate, I'll make sure to put those on.
>>81480686
Alri de lad?

Scottish lass is probably wearing one of her cute summer dresses in this nice weather.

>>81480693
Good thinking lad

>>81480695
>>81480695

>>81480699
You fear the ID, spam/gimmick mong

Krapital Jeans

Wibraltar anon

I was truly born in the worst possible time in mankind history

At what age did you notice old age creeping up on you?

Nothing good comes out of anything being sober in this state is just unbearable

My gut is humongous. Got some food first before the climb. Oh aye

Time to start with the second half

This might still be unhealthy idk

I saw my grandparents making love once and I didn't leave right away!

It's so fucking over I'm locked out of all my personal accounts like ebanking that use 2fa
What the fuck am I suposed to do

>>81483217
have you considered phoning up or reseting via email?

>>81478075 (OP)
>WW3 imminent edition
so a nothing burger as usual?

>>81483382
>so a nothing burger as usual?
Exactly.

absolutely cracking pair of vintage tits in outer, fantastic

you need to drink absolut straight to wash the misery away

It's crazy how little I have to drink to feel something but how much to feel drunk

>>81483763
outer world or outer r9k?

Unreasonably drunk is next