Thread 81599332

Pat Mustard edition

Kek he really does look like him

cumming on eva6's flat chest

>>81599331
the willy is the source of creative energies, it's where your passion lies, it's keyed to the sacral chakra.
you need a good jade cock ring, basically, or (clear) crystal quartz. otherwise you'll suffer vasoconstriction and it falls off.

>>81599332 (OP)
babies with beards edition

Even excluding abortion, the evil I've seen from women is just magnitudes of order higher than anything I've ever seen from men.

Even most evil men have some limits and some moral compass, but most women have none, they care about appearance, but they don't actually have morals. I think most would kill a stranger for a fiver if they could get away with it

>>81599335
>>81599344
beating/raping your wife/girlfriend is bad (won't accept any gigachad.jpg responses suggesting otherwise)

but fucking hell these women need locking up:
https://www.justiceforwomen.org.uk/

imagine your "positive" case studies being when a woman who committed murder/manslaughter is now free, thanks to you. because your charity supports killers if it's a man who "deserved it".

>Would you rather me post about feet and been britfeel personalities from 10 years ago?
Is that beneath you lad you're too much of a high quality poster who is this referring to lad? Don't be a pussy

>>81599378
It's not evil to not want to fuck you Shippy. If anything it's sensible.

>>81599356
omfd (oh my fucking days)

>>81599383
>raping your wife
????

>>81599396
Never said it was de lad.

Love are Blad he's a good sport.

Shippy wants to shag a 32-year old glaswegian crossdresser. a new LOW.

>>81599383
>raping your wife
Does not compute, by defintion of her being your wife you cannot rape her

Have another racer bar mong

oh my gyat

Going to start Pokemon Stadium 2. That lad got me interested

>>81599411
>Shippy wants to shag a 32-year old glaswegian crossdresser
I don't, I said in the last thread it's just platonic friendship I want with Crossy

"platonic" friendship with a 32-year old crossdresser

Sadiq Khan is on the side of us dossers lads

>Sadiq Khan Joins Labour Backlash As Rebellion Against Starmer's Welfare Cuts Grows

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/sadiq-khan-joins-labour-backlash-as-rebellion-against-starmers-welfare-cuts-grows_uk_685abe83e4b0935b26375941

Imagine thinking it's reasonable for a wife to turn down sex with her husband 'just because'. Of course there are reasonable excemptions, like during menstruation or if she's really ill. But beside that there really is no excuse.

Some people here might be aware of the old jokes about a woman having a 'headache', even then, during that era of comedy, everyone understood that a wife had an absolute responsibility to shag her husband, and her claiming to have a headache was her trying to play a get out of jail free card.

>>81599386
Some of you are like a bunch of old men sat in a dirty old pub fawning over the ghosts of people gone by, faded memories and people that dont post here anymore. Sad. Sorry that britfeel is a major part of your life that you take the time to document all the named posters here. Grim.

>>81599440
I don't think Cross is even a Crossdresser. Obviously I have no sexual desires towards crossy because I'm not gay

'close, intimate relationship' with a 32 year old Glaswegian crossdresser

Every single thing ive ever done in my entire life has just been one long fucking disaster

Id end it all but knowing my luck id probably fuck that up in some horrific way

Im starting to understand why im 30+ living at home with no licence or gf and do absolutely fuck all with my time besides wagie for fuck all reason

Dont go out, dont go anywhere, no holidays, no gigs, friends are fucking useless , job is a joke, everything i own is fucked in someway and is just being kept on life support basically

I have the money sitting to vastly improve my life no end but i have 0 desire for any of it, thought getting a 30k claim would kick start me into "growing up" but no, its just a fucking number , everyone is still a cunt , everything is still shit

I could go buy the latest phone or some flashy car but then ill just be a miserable depressed cunt with a fancy phone, fuck all entertaining about that tbqh

tl:dr The end cant come soon enough

>>81599470
>Sorry that britfeel is a major part of your life that you take the time to document all the named posters here. Grim.
That'll be you in 5 years

ive got loads of friends on britfeel

>>81599399
>>81599415
they changed it.

although i think the people saying "rape" should include women sexually assaulting men are stupid. there are already SA laws, they have parity in terms of punishments. "rape" means penetration so how the fuck does that work?
>smashing windows should count as arson

>>81599475
>I'm not gay
Proof?

>>81599426
Good fucking luck. I assume you are playing on switch online? If so that will be even harder because you wont be able to transfer your trained level 100s into the cups. It was difficult on original hardware theres no way I would use rental Pokemon after completing the challenge cup on round 2.

>>81599470
Bit rude lad this community is very important to some of us.

mad how footmong rebranded himself into crossmong.

Removed that nasty comment. Apologies. Not rising to it.

The fact is, Greg has been chasing that high ever since his chubby member flopped into Poleys gorillia grip bussy. Hes hoping to relive that with Crossy.

>Sir Keir Starmer has vowed to "press ahead" with the government's planned welfare changes, despite a growing rebellion from Labour backbench MPs.
NEETbros?

crosslad has explained himself there is NO NEED to reopen that wound.

doesn't really matter how people dress. i have a skirt. tried it on, felt weird/wrong, that was that.

>>81599496
Mate... Thailand is calling you. Fresh start is coming your way
Wishing you the best x

>>81599507
N64 emulator. Not bought a new console since Xbox 360 like 20 years ago

>>81599507
Jolteon looks like such a seethie.

>>81599522
That was probably the most based thing you've ever said

>>81599526
The Beast of Banbury is naturally attracted to the worst posters. He will fawn over them and act like a good little sycophant.

>>81599400
Your hate towards women is because they've always rejected you though. You've created a weird moral framework you can use to demonise them, but you wouldn't have done that if they liked you.

Shippy's life will be incredibly empty when 4chin gets blocked next month.

Too many people taking handouts.
Some people who are genuinely poorly need more support. The rest need to get back to work.

>>81599536
cheers lid

We will all make it some day

Im off for a big spliff to lift the mood slightly

Reminder that the LICE murdered Bleep in cold blood, Bleep was innocent.

>>81599572
Fact is I'm autistic before it was cool and hip so fuck 'em.

>>81599470
>Some of you are like a bunch of old men sat in a dirty old pub fawning over the ghosts of people gone by

This sentiment was raised 7 years ago

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/42926885/#42927032

>>81599533
Benefits are a safety net. As such they should provide people with the essentials for living such as food and shelter. Now people like SSM use it to fund holidays, booze. Sean uses it to fun4d his cocaine addiction

>>81599572
been reading the BBC comments, it's all shite like this.
overall the budget is zero-sum, people are just riled up by these 'scroungers'. even if it's literally the most direct people cheating the system and drinking cider all day, so fucking what?

yeah you can care about multiple issues. but this is some standard deflection stuff. Britain is sending military aid to Israel. cancel that, cover the welfare budget. or look at the breakdown of welfare payments: working-age benefits vs pensions. now there's an eye-opener, go after pensioners.

>>81599484
You're reading far too much into this. I'm just saying I wouldn't mind meeting Crossy one day

>>81599534
Don't care what the little slut says not in a million years will I look at his posts and see a normal straight guy

>>81599606
pensioners paid into the system all their life little lad

>>81599602
it's money, you can do what you want with it.
if i eat into my food shopping budget to buy ketamine, so what? what if i just bought more expensive food?
can normal wagies, do that? why are they getting Waitrose apples instead of giving their disposable income to charity, anon?

>>81599571
I could live without /britfeel/ if I wanted to, but I don't.

That 11 period from April 15-26 was something else, I really thought it was gone forever. Attention span improved drastically. If 4chan ever went I'd probably burn through the bookcase

>>81599630
> buy ketamine
trip on Sean

>>81599594
I'd say over half of the people posting in that thread moved on and became normies, most were just unicunt tourists, then there is us who are left trapped here ever stagnating

>>81599613
he's not normal but that's fine.
could be all sorts of reasons. even when it comes to sexual things, people get into bondage or age regression stuff because maybe they were abused, perhaps. doesn't make them freaks, like furries or straight men into bums.

>>81599630
>giving their disposable income to charity, anon?
charities are literally all bullshit, every last one. Half of them are just inheritance tax dodges, and half exist just to tick over and provide fundraising directors etc with a tidy income

>>81599628
Not all of them did buddy. Still doesn't mean they deserve triple lock and fuel payments when a lot of them have a paid off mortgage and a private pension as well.

>>81599649
My theory is that the people who left are actually more fucked up than the ones who stayed. They couldn't even feel at home here. Obviously apart from tourists who hardly posted here.

>>81599628
how do you know this? i'm not entitled to my FULL pension because i haven't paid into t'pot, but IF i make it that far, i'm getting something like 60 quid a week. might never work a day in my life.

Really weird Trump swearing today, timeline shift. Liminal as it were

>>81599664
This is a cope, just look at Edgbastard, hes some jacked normie with a gf

>>81599683
He still posts here lad, so you're just proving my point.

>>81599658
i agree and charities shouldn't exist. mission #0 of any charity should be to undo itself.

you can also voluntarily overpay tax/NI, which means more money in the Treasury for everything from fixing roads to paying social security. but something tells me most of these "grr scroungers!" wagies aren't doing that.

>>81599683
Reckon that was just some dedicated LARPist looking up on instagram for people who just happened to be on Snowdon that day, on the off chance I would have passed them and remembered them when he posted that image. I've had a quick skim through X but haven't found anything yet.

>>81599683
Even if that was true, the gym is full of fucked up jacked guys with gfs.

>>81599697
>but something tells me most of these "grr scroungers!" wagies aren't doing that.
why would they? Why would someone who resents their tax being spent on dossers pay even more that they don't have to?

>>81599721
because they care about our country, they're not selfish hoarders like those pesky dossers, surely.
it's why they go for council houses instead of buying homes for THEMSELVES and THEIR kids :-)

>>81599697
It's always people who earn fuck all themselves who are "grr scroungers!" too. People with plenty of money feel sorry for people on bennies because they know it's a shit life compared to theirs.

>>81599745
>because they know it's a shit life
How is 33k tax-free for nothing a shit life? High-tier wagecels wish they could be NEET GODS.

>>81599669
nope its 12k a year

>>81599745
and they always have piss poor jobs they despise. It's never the ones who are happy in their employment

i have a very long movie watch list i need to complete

omfd feeling liminal x

going to go with 2 grams of ket to 10 millilitres of water (plus a couple drops of glycerin).
think that's about the right concentration, going to see if i can spread each of these out as my daily dose.

>>81599759
>How is 33k tax-free for nothing a shit life?

Well two reasons lad. First off, that is fuck all money these days and it wouldn't even meet my basic expenses let alone the stuff that actually makes life good. And secondly, you only get that much when you have several dependent children.

>>81599769
post ur letterboxd x

>>81599770
zoomers shit their pants at this

>>81599785
never signed up
i just keep a list of the movies on a .txt

>>81599761
if you sign into your National Insurance account it shows you what you're projected to get.

i have NI 'gaps' because i DIDN'T claim benefits while unemployed, which meant i had until April this year to make voluntary payments of thousands of pounds. makes total sense.

>>81599789
doesn't seem that challenging if some mong can do it all in a weekend?

>>81599728
>because they care about our country
Me caring about the country is why I'm proud of how little tax I pay, and salute people like HHL that are an even bigger drain

>>81599797
>i just keep a list of the movies on a .txt
ohmydays

>>81599728
Imagine caring about modern Britain

>>81599803
>National Insurance account

how?

>>81599484
he's already friends with a 22 year old gibraltarian crossdresser, so nothing new here for shippy

>>81599769
Tell me about it I have a backlog if Blu-rays in the 100s.

I Burial Untrue in current life
although feel good rn x

>>81599808
You do 3 peaks then

>>81599803
ill be long gone before i need a pension x

>>81599770
>>81599793
it's Lovecraftian.

>>81599816
This, the more tax they get, the more boat wogs they can afford to ship over

Evalass you should watch Hotel Monterrey it's VERY liminal.

>>81599783
Your basic expenses are more than 2750 pcm? Are you one of the family LARPers?

>you only get that much when you have several dependent children
Nope. Nicole's single and childless.

>>81599817
https://www.gov.uk/check-national-insurance-record

>you'll benefit from paying voluntary contributions to fill any gaps
>your State Pension forecast will change if you decide to pay voluntary contributions
you HAVE been keeping track of this, right anon?

I used to have a phobia of liminal phases
i was scared if i got out of bed late at night, i would phase through into the backrooms
its embarrassing and weird but i was young

I hate that life is constant assessments, 24 and ive done nothing but be assessed all my life and even after a masters degree im being assessed in work with stupid tests, im being assessed soon for driving. Like when does it fucking end I just want to be left alone, why do I have to constantly prove my worth to society on a near continual basis. Fkn sick of it. STOP assessing me.

>>81599853
stop being so young, this is not fun-scary, it's real-scary ;_;

evas liminal arsehole

There goes my president x

Good evening sir. Perhaps you'd like to accompany me to the recreation room for some trifle? We're discussing the finer parts of yesteryear with the other lids and you're cordially invited. Put on some track suit bottoms and follow me, my fren.

>>81599852
So I knew about the fact you can pay in 2k a year to make up lost years

my arse fuck car keys went through the fucked washing machine and I can't get to tescos until the machine is finished

eva6 off to see the new Star Wars, aged 10

(not those old ones with Ewan McGregor)

>>81599862
ur only 24 mate youve got time in life x

>>81599862
It only gets worse after the formal testing stops. You're always assessed by society but after a point they stop telling you the rules.

>unironically seething about "Nicole"
Holy NPC

>>81599881
i used to get very anxious around the scene where rei gets kidnapped by the old weird creature thing because i was scared i would too

>>81599809
Yeah but you've adopted this insane contrarian take as a cope. You have a contempt for the system because you desperately want to feel iin control. The more people "leech", the more broken the system looks. That justifies your own avoidance, and gives you a feeling of superiority over a society that has largely rejected you.

And when you praise HHL, a person with even less economic utility than you, you're basically just trying to deflect from your own lack of status. It's a way to neuter the power of society to shame or exclude you, by mocking the idea that productivity, contribution or conventional success are valid metrics.

It's just a huge defence mechanism and it's not tough to see through it. Your play-acting is just a way to mask your wounded pride, your social alienation and what is probably a growing feeling of personal irrelevance. Still love you though lad.

Just got back from Worrisons. Waiting for me din dins now. Keeping off the wooze until Friday now. Cutting it right down aren't I x

roblox came out before eva was born

>>81599885
>youve got time in life

to be assessed further??? close to pulling a kyle pidduck, throw my life into a rucksack and wander the uk
>>81599886
I'm seething, I thought this shit would end after formal education and it just continues

>>81599902
>eva
>rei
weebrain'd.

>>81599911
im confused, why are you waiting for your meal? do you like, live with someone and they're making it for you?

>>81599911
Beehive later?

>>81599911
oh my fking days what are you cooking up mate?

>>81599919
>I thought this shit would end after formal education and it just continues
It does for most people to be fair. I don't know what job you're doing that you're continuing to have exams, and most people #LearnToDrive before university.

>>81599922
You see, when you cook food, there is this period called "waiting" that happens when food is in the process of going from uncooked to cooked

>>81599922
you know hes in assisted living and is in a spacker house, right?

>>81599921
I meant rey skywalker, not rei ayanami

>>81599824
He also formed a friendship with Amer too. Noticing a pattern here. A very gay pattern

>>81599922
The Nigerian care home staff need to cook it for him and neatly arrange it on his spacker tray. I hope we get a photo.

>>81599921
Nice OC that lid

>>81599928
I did learn when I was 18 then covid fucked everything then in uni there was a ridiculous backlog and no instructors available so I kept tabs on it to see when it'd level off any it just never did. Bullshit civil service crap, been trained to use some bullshit PNC system which hasn't been updated since the 90s, its not hard but im sick of being examined

Din-dinberg o' clock is it not

>>81599940
Why does that happen? Does Helper have some kind of learning difficulties or something?

speaking of food my mother is making me something to eat

He first to be on the euthanasia list, he has terminal falloveritis. It not right how much suffering and pain he's in. He go over the rainbow bridge x

Apparently this sniper has multiple confirmed kills now. No wonder the Israelis are pissed off lmao.

https://x.com/MenchOsint/status/1937556586698019244?t=QH4x0x3wzAhcBS5vQ4tWuA&s=19

>>81599968
He's probably pretty low IQ but mostly just brain-rotted by the internet. He'd be living a relatively normal life now if he'd been kept off image boards.

gonna have gammon, egg and beans for dinner. Can't be arsed with owt else

>>81599985
Don't do it mate you have so much to live for

>>81599986
if i was ever in a war i would love to be a sniper i love the concept

>>81599852
I checked and says I can get the full amount but I think thats wrong

>>81599999
Whoa nice digits there lass

>>81599986
They're calling Samir Al-Hajeed the Ghost of Gaza.

disappointed that Morrisons Cafe has stopped making its own nice sarnies or at least ordering them in.

nothing stopping ME from heating up a Birds Eye Chicken Shop fillet burger at home, is there? the cafe should have its own coffee machine, frier for the chips, all that. i want to sit with the pensioners eating tendies that are EXCLUSIVE to the cafe.

>>81600006
wow, i didnt even notice, thanks

He would have worked all his life if it wasnt for Finleyitis

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/teen-unnamed-condition-cant-eat-food-baffling-doctors-worldwide

i wonder what this post is about
>>81600000

eva6 loves the concept of shooting people's heads off.

she has a dark personality.

>>81600013
Morrisons Cafe do nice trekkie brekkies. They're often running discount promotions too

>>81600038
i just dont think i'd hold up very well in face-to-face combat, you know

>>81600034
>virgin
>single woman
>over 20
it's about you!

eva6 you sniped my heart...

>>81600045
but is it a physical thing, or a mental thing?

me? couldn't stomach killing someone. even at a distance with a rifle. just squeamish about it.

>>81600013
Sad to hear that. I used to go there every sunday for a treat. Had a chat with the fit bird behind the till and the old fella mopping the floors.

>>81600060
physical, i could stomach everything in a war

>>81600060
if the situation called for it I reckon I could kill someone with a rifle, up close as well, dont think I'd want to do hand to hand combat tho that seems like a lose lose one

>>81600000 wonder who got the get

>>81600060
I'd have no issues I reckon. Always reckoned being a merc would be a top tier occupation, although perhaps not now with gay drone warfare

my lesbian life with eva6

>>81600106
looks fun. lol.

>>81600106
Even THOUGH neither of you are women?

>>81600068
do you look at gory images, eva?

>>81600077
i've seen red and semi-planned to attack a rapist. but i know even if i 'got away with it' (police let me off, no prison, whatever) i'd still feel horrible as fuck about it.

crossy on his eva arc again x

Wanked again thinking about eva

>>81600106
I hope I'm reincarnated as a Japanese woman and then I die again in a high speed street race in the mountains

In the world I live in, high-achieving, hyper-competitive, I'm still climbing. I'm not the alpha there. I'm respected, but not dominant. I feel subtly outranked all the time.

So where do I go to feel like a god? I go to /britfeel/. I drop into this pit where I'm objectively better, and the feeling is pure, unchallenged superiority. It's like playing a game with all the cheats on after being battered by hard mode. I'm around sharks all day, you can't blame me for wanting to feel like a king in the mud?

always thought it must have been a sick adrenaline rush to mow down a dozen blokes in a machinegun nest like in ww2 n ting

not even sure if lesbians are real

kapital jeans came in today so now i look fresh as can be

>>81600127
eva has not said whether she/they was born a female.
just something to keep in mind.

28 days later would be proper fucking grim

>>81599909
You're acting as if I'd want to pay more tax if I was on 100k and more successful, in reality most wealthy people put a lot of effort into minimising their tax bill

>>81600176
>eva
:I
eva (with a dick)
:D

>>81600176
Her silence is deafening...

>>81600131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
this first scene was so fucking cool

>>81600200
Can't believe street racing is "illegal" because of retarded boomers and normies who shouldn't even be allowed on the road in the first place

>>81600160
yeah then after the war you have to go back to a 9-5 with a cunt bitch wife in the evenings

>>81599909
To add, this is going to sound crazy, but recently when I was in Malvern I knew for a fact that I had overstayed my parking ticket inadvertently, and I'd already seen traffic wardens around so thought there was a serious chance of getting a ticket, all of a sudden it dawned upon me that Worcestershire is now a reform council, so even if I did get a ticket it would ultimately be going to good causes

>>81600185
It's not about that lad. You're right, you might not want to pay more tax. The thing I'm questioning is the performance. Yes, wealthy people avoid tax. But they don't pretend it's an act of patriotism, and they don't salute lads like HHL.

>>81600183
I'd move to Scilly Isles with other britfeel lads and I'm sure we'll make do. Women are banned though, and gay relationships forbidden Lobster style

>>81600224
idk how youd even go back, imagine a while ago you were machinegunning people and now its ''can u take the bins out pls'' no wonder suicide is high among veterans

>>81599999
Everyone picks sniper, i like the idea of trench crusades or failing that, deffo got to be a vehicle tech... love the idea of rolling about in one of those caged up MRAPPS blasting tunes as much as the.50

Still can't shift the mini panic attacks I get on busy tube trains. Randomly got one in April when the train was dangerously busy and now I get them if someone sits next to me. What the fuck is going on?! I'm falling apart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kErjrk1uo8Q&t=370s

corrrrr

>>81600254
Sorry to hear that bud, panic attacks are no joke.

>>81600254
You're just not built for the Hustle and Bustle lad.

I love the tube xx

Windrush.
Yep. They built this country.

>>81600254
swap coffee for valium

>>81599999
fair bit of maffs involved and sitting still for hours on end, got a mate who was one in the army but he never deployed into any wars, most was he got shot at by africans whilst deployed in some african shithole

>>81600277
They did though lad. It's widely documented.

>>81600277
I hear Western nations didn't exist prior to 1960

>>81600114
Eva6 is female.

my nana shot down Luftwaffe plans
well SHE didn't, but she did the maths for the men who fired the cannons
suspect that's a technicality so she's in Heaven now

stopped eating sauces because they're full of shite so im mostly on wholefoods apart from the odd flapjack and ive ditched video pornography, now its just the occasional spaff to a png of boobs or tuppence. Small steps.

Looking for a hairline update from Chika

>>81600304
Leaning more towards the "male" part than the "fe".

>>81600277
are you still fucking banging on about this ya boring cunthead

>>81600314
You think they are a gay man looking for attention from other men?

>>81600239
but what of the apus sir? are they permitted?

>>81600286
>>81600291
>>81600316
I am no gonna say the Windrush generation didn't help out. They came here, they worked hard, they filled jobs that needed doing. Fair enough. But lately, the way the government goes on about them, you'd think they built the entire country from scratch.

Every year it's Windrush this, Windrush that. Big speeches, memorials, politicians queuing up to say how much we owe them. It's all a bit much, isn't it? You'd think they were the only ones who contributed to post-war Britain. What about the Irish? The Polish? The Brits who were already here, breaking their backs to keep things going? Funny how they never get paraded around.

Let's be honest. A lot of this sudden love for Windrush is because the government knows it messed up. The Windrush scandal was a disgrace. People who'd lived here for decades were chucked out or denied healthcare. Now they're trying to make up for it with over-the-top praise and a few plaques. It's not real respect, it's damage control. And the way it's all framed now, it's like no other group matters. Everything gets tied back to Windrush, like they're the only ones who brought anything to Britain. It's just not true. Loads of different communities have contributed. But the government's picked this one narrative and run with it because it suits them.

Recognition is fine. No one's saying we should ignore their efforts. But let's keep it in perspective. The constant glorification isn't about honesty. It's about politics, image, and brushing past mistakes under the carpet. Real respect would be sorting out the system so no one's treated like that again, not just rolling out speeches once a year.

>>81600304
Crossy got his mams passport and took a picture
we've no proof eva is female

>>81600329
Precisely lad.

>>81600336
So the answer to you being hung up on shit no one cares about is "yes"?
Got it.

it is well known that britain was not built until 1948 (windrush) and that pre 1948 we were still standing in bogs

>>81600337
Didn't Eva post a pic of her hair too?

>>81600267
They're not full blown ones, I just get really overheated and start feeling fidgety and nauseous. Have to stop reading or listening to music and no distraction tactics work.
>>81600270
Born and bred in LUNDUN m8. I genuinely just can't stand being stuck in a confined train car that always gets halted in the line and roast in some indian man's armpit.
>>81600278
Would that I could lad. Genuinely could do with a bit of valium
>>81600275
Me too - when it's nice and spacious.

>>81600304
sex is a wide spectrum. eva6 may have XX chromosomes but that doesn't mean she has the arrangement of karyotypes we associate with the cultural construct of 'being female'

>>81600348
Genuinely not the lad who you think I am. What did the other anon say about the Windrush?

gf is feeling liminal, getting shouted at a lot atm me

>>81600381
This is going way over my head lad

>>81600329
Ain't we all mate :^)

>>81600365
>Would that I could lad. Genuinely could do with a bit of valium
i assume in London there are just lads hanging around (maybe black, maybe this is racist) who offer you stuff.
could get on that dark web, get pills tested on WEDINOS if you're worried (fentanyl isn't too common here, jury's still out on bromazolam - might just be 'another/cheap benzo' for all intents and purposes)

>>81600398
not much to it lad. we all agree now that gender is a spectrum, stuff like "boys = blue, girls = pink", "boys wear trousers, girls wear dresses", it's all a social construct. even changes over time. purely physical stuff? there are long-haired men, and tall women.

well it actually goes further than that. biological sex? not black-and-white. pure invention we've mapped to some broad differences in human beings. you COULD get someone's cells under a microscope, but otherwise, there's no way of telling what """sex""" someone is. you could be "a bit" female.

>>81600432
>we all agree now that gender is a spectrum
uh

>>81600414
I'm not really too much into drugs these days and don't have a dealer unfortunately. CBA to risk online purchases cause I have no idea how to do it. Not bothered though

Dearly beloved https://vocaroo.com/1bEoLrWj3NXu

>>81600443
the Earth also orbits the Sun

mad, i know

x and guitarlad duet when?

remember to ignore boxroom dollymong and his retarded shitlib posting. Don't reply to him, don't reply to people replying to him. He spends all day samefagging his retarded ideology

I play the drums so when are we making a shitty britfeel album

>>81600161
Me and Crossy

>>81600495
I can do lead or rhythm guitar, but I only play brvtal death metal so were going to have to make some sort of grindcore bullshit im afraid

>>81600495
You'll need G Lad. He's the star

>>81600509
so is it good enough if i can drum to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS6VyN_-arA

>>81600461
so talented xx

Corrrr! An evening pre-order arrived from one of my favourite directors. Excited to watch this beauty restored.

>>81600542
youre the anon on britpol whos making a mortician inspired grindcore album aren't you and you had done 2/3 songs

>>81600195
if you had eyes you would know my mother was making me food

>>81599332 (OP)
Okay I did some research and this is my post nuclear world (5-10 years) map based on fallout patterns and nuclear winter. Here are my predictions.
>South America Malaysia and Indonesia survive by the skin on their teeth
>South Africa is emboldened by the crippled Western powers and starts invading Southern Africa.
>Brazil invades Venezuela French Guinea and other countries to the North
>Argentina and Uruguay combine to create the Patagonia Federation. Becomes a regional superpower along with Brazil.
>Chile joins forces with the remaining countries and creates a trade network for rare earth metals
>Much of the Northern Hemisphere turns into a wasteland.
>Japanese refugees flood Brazil
>Western Politicians and Richfags are hunted for sport
>Indonesia and Malaysia make a trade agreement as Indonesia and the Philippines will be the only food producing regions.

>>81600572
sorry mate I dont post on /pol/, so no
I also dont listen to mortician due to their meme status thanks to a roid junkie

>>81600580
only south americans and south east asians survive and all of white society excluding south africa and oceania is dead
yeah.. sure...

>>81600502
Us plotting

>>81600603
i always wanted a bunny rabbit

>>81600597
Pretty much. Uruguayans are predominantly White though so they'll be a superpower by default anyway

>>81600611
You got a rabbit dildo for shoving up yer fanny?

me and crossy (im at the back)

>>81600582
why are there so many extreme metal enjoyers on the brit threads
>roid junkie

I wonder who that could be

Wow did he buy another plastic disc

>>81600603
>Us plotting

Only those who know. Read that again

>>81600617
yeah.... you're not white.
>>81600619
whats the difference between a rabbit dildo and mine?

>>81600622
I thought it was just me and like one other anyway.
Besides you failed the test by not screaming "NOT METAL" and calling me a faggot when I posted Full of Hell

Something bad happened to brother today but I dont think I should share it. Not something to laugh at.

Off to gym for some cardio and pull ups.

https://youtu.be/YxwfgDu0m1I

Cheers crossy

>>81600627
Well Iberian Spaniards aren't white either(moorish blood) jej

>>81600644
Then why even mention it you attention seeking fuck

>>81600644
anyone who makes a joke out of whatever you say, doesn't/won't actually say it out of spite, or mean it.

>>81600621
Amazing webm. Mde my chest tight how cute it is

>>81600635
I scrunched my face at exactly 0.06 seconds but I didn't want to be a wanker

>>81600679
my great uncle used to have a hobby about owls, he had taxidermied owls everywhere, artwork, paraphenilia, i remember i saw him dead he was the first dead guy i saw in person

>>81600679
Ironically the best thing I get out of browsing /v/ is animal clips.
This one reminds me of the time some lady was walking her pet ferret outside my house, which was a first.

The opening of Hypernormalisation with that track always gives me goosebumps

>>81600698
Actually the more that you mention it Spanish people haven't been White for over 200 years

>>81600644
Tell us Blad, I promise I won't laugh

>>81600694
No worries lad I admire your restraint. Next time I'll post a "literally who" BM demo or just suck Varg's dick or something, to make up for this transgression.

>>81600644
Did he get HIV from fucking his granny sugar mummy?

>>81600700
Hehehe. Thanks lad - enjoyed that. Funny little thing

Yankless fancied HelperLad.
eva6 fancies Big B.
all the /britfeel/ heterosexual males fancy crossy.

make it make sense

cooor leg day done
chainsaw man on the telly
knob not being touched

good day x

>>81600724
i just like blad a lot.
i dont think he would be into me

>>81600624
I did indeed de lid and it's LUSH.

>>81600730
las he's like 50 stone and alone
i think he's into anything with a pulse, a working fridge, and even the vaguest interest in him

>>81600730
He would snap you in half like a twig lass. The first thrust would send your brains out your skull.

>>81600738
he isnt alone, he loves his mother

>>81600650
Also I made the chart based off of this one which is the worst reasonable case scenario

>>81600724
Thanks for the /britfeel/ personality love interest lore update Dollymong

>>81600719
mu suck vargs dick far too much, re listening to butchered at birth rn despite what they say on /metal/, not even arsed if its the acdc of death metal

this is all you have

britfeel a 4chan general lmao

260 posts in 2 hours. Dollymong status: On one.

we back on the bunnyposting?

>>81600745
i feel like getting stuck living with your mum in your 30s is a good way to feel lonelier
hell even when i was 21 i was desperate for the independence

either way i think you're being very generous about his standards if you dont think interest would be reciprocal assuming you're not like a hobbit or smell like ssm

>>81600738
No lad he's only 24st.

I think the final /deepfeel/ is that Ebin is the mastermind of /britfeel/ pulling all the strings.

>>81600760
CC normally bore me tbf mate, but they're fine. It's impressive how like every single album they've released is a 6/10 "fine but nowt special" album with complete consistency. Never bad, never amazing, always reliable.

>Some of you are like a bunch of old men sat in a dirty old pub fawning over the ghosts of people gone by, faded memories and people that dont post here anymore. Sad. Sorry that britfeel is a major part of your life that you take the time to document all the named posters here. Grim.
he's not wrong you sad excuses for men

crossy is a musical lid

>>81600761
he's gonna be one lonely fella in a few weeks

Blad was recently usurped by some larger lad.
it's like when that OTHER trans lady turned up, who was EXTRA into the whole trans activism shit.
or how we have that Slowlad guy who's the druggiest of the druggies (sorry SL you just are)

anyone got some good anime recommendation x

B's brother is a smackhead or something, right?

Nerdy girls seem to be attracted to really fat nerdy lads

>>81600804
check out "Beyblade"

what anime shall I watch

>>81600804
wow
>>81600812
maybe its just shared interests, i used to be a part of a yu-gi-oh club in highschool

>>81600786
bit like all the biguns, heard on interviews with john gallagher of dying fetus, karl sanders of nile, the suffo lot, cc that they find their style then beat it into the ground instead of changing it up, reliable but the same shit theyve been doing for years, need to find something new and interesting, quite like abominable putridity. Been combing through smaller bands from the 90s but a lot are a bit shit, some decent stuff though, like depravity - silence of the centuries was an alright ep

>>81600819
piper perri is low-tier
and has REALLY hit the wall of late

when is Onani Master Kurosawa getting an anime adaptation?

Imagine spending 20 quid on a plastic disc containing one movie.

Absolutely boggles the mindshire.

>>81600718
He fell for a DWP scam message about free benefits and forked over this bank details. Thankfully nothing was taken and his card was cancelled. He laughed about it at the kitchen table.

>>81600840
the read-only physical disc will outlive your hard drive full of video files that's constantly reading-and-writing.

>>81600848
can you dumb this down for me pls blad

>>81600832
yeah just for me bands like Nile have kept the style while still standing out and having highlights above the rest. they definitely play about more with production and riffstyle to make some albums really good and some more "ehhhh"
i think, to me, CC are the absolute fucking kings of never improving but never degrading AT ALL. plenty of others yknow deviate a *bit* but they stay at the rock same

i mean i got plenty of "new and interesting" but it depends what you like
you seem to mostly like DM but also mentioned grind, so you gotta wind up your concrete m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciVEw0SizzA

>>81600796
I was. Dethroned. Well to be honest feels kind of good to not be the fattest man in britfeel. Not for much longer though. Had potato salad and a steak for dinner.

>>81600806
He has a few life issues. Both physical and mental.

>>81600848
why would we laugh at this
thought you were going to say he went mad and stabbed himself, or ended up in jail, or something

Why did Trump swear today?

>>81600840
I've spent 100-200 quid on wax discs with like 2 hours of music at most, sometimes with or without gimmicks included

Just been to le shops stuck out now because me fat bastard neighbor is outside n cba going near him... mithers like fuck for money or a beer n fuck him n fuck that.
Bag weighs more than me.

All of our suffering will be over one day

>>81600855
not blad obviously, but basically he just got his bank details nicked by a scam claiming to be bennies or the dole
like when people call you claiming to be your mobile provider and want you to fork over details your actual provider would never ask for

>>81600855
Silly brother falls for scam text message.
Silly brother gives Indian scammer his bank account details.
Thankfully rude Indian scammer cannot take money from brothers bank account.
Brothers money is safe.
Brother laughs at kitchen table and feels stupid for falling for such an obvious scam.

>>81600875
stop being a hipster. just buy cheap cassettes or flexidiscs like everyone else.

>>81600891
Will legit never understand how anyone falls for them when it's an indian accent. I legit just hang up whenever I hear the accent even if they're actually the company they claim they are, as chances are they will call back later. Scammers don't.
It's so fucking easy though. Sounds Indian? > hang up

>>81600891
what were the details? like an online banking login?
i think certain companies can set up direct debits, but you can always claim it back or whatever?
name, account no, sort code... what can you do there? GIVE someone money?

>>81600848
Thankfully Dean Dunham mentioned this on his podcast the other week. I'm probably the sort of lad to fall for it too

>>81600768
How about giant bunny

>>81600896
I own precisely 1 cassette that they claim is "Professionally dubbed cassette with printed art cards in a debossed presentation box."

>>81600906
there's a million ways mate, watch a few jim browning videos if you're curious

>>81600906
The full details on the card. Everything.

>>81600856
me favorite nile song, very fun to play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukaw5rABCsY&list=PLlTSqF66IqjVUrK3TJFvzS0vgOLPevncP&index=4

think I just mostly prefer death 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axa6f8L6hdU

>>81600910
Phoar.. how much do they go for??

>>81600924
Why would he just divulge all of his card details? How did he come to realise it was a scam?

>>81600941
He showed me the message saying it didnt work after asking me how to do it. As soon as I saw it I knew it was fake.

>>81600935
alexa, what's the price of rabbit meat per kg

>>81600901
a few companies i've been with had data leaks, still get the scam calls. name and phone number so it's a step above cold calling, but the first thing they ask for is my address in a thick Indian accent.
turn it around on them, "don't YOU have my address?" and they always get mad.
"SIR IF YOU DO NOT GIVE ME THE ADDRESS YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE THIS BROADBAND OFFER TODAY"
terrible customer service there, Virgin Media, baka.

went for a run earlier and my wireless headphone fell out my ear and went under the steps of a footbridge I was about to cross. I got down on my hands and knees and tried to find it using my phone's torch and could see nothing but sticks, dirt, stones, and general debris. an alkie looking guy then walks past me and asks what I'm doing. I tell him, and immediately he's down on his hands and knees scraping everything from under the steps (pic rel). we can't find it, so he jumps over the locked gate next to us, as we can see it opens up at the back past the stairs, and spends 30-40 minutes digging the whole fucking thing out until we eventually find the earphone. he hands it back to me, shakes my hand, and walks off, saying something about being broke and having 5 kids and not being able to afford baby formula. I had no money or cards on me at the time so as he walked away so did I. got back to the house and immediately was wracked with guilt so I went back to try and find him but he'd gone. genuinely feel quite shaken by the whole experience.

>>81600929
yeah fair enough lad, take some random DM i havent seen posted loads then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-VMRCv0r2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EtZZseYbw (more death/thrash but fuck me its good)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVwELX0ZyCg (more avant-garde at points if you want something "new and different")

>>81600921
will do, actually. enjoy these scam videos.

>>81600719
Is the serbian schizo still on meal?

>>81600910
i don't even know if that's real and i feel dumb

>>81600968
Sean looking for a bag a wokey under a park bench when he get kicked of bennies in 2029

>>81600963
For me they just always do the
"hello i am {intentionally mumbled} from {intentionally mumbled} how are you doing today?"
They can't even fucking have the creativity to change up the opening gambit. I know it's to like confuse older people by talking so fast they just hear the worrying bits and agree, but they don't even spice up the phrase.

>>81600968
you don't have any jewellery?

>>81600921
Jim is a good lad

>>81600983
Yeah semi-regularly, posting AI and other shit about serbs and dogs. I haven't posted in a couple days as I've taken to britfeel as my lurking "shitpost while working" general as meal is currently full of the bleeptard's bullshit.
>crossy was a /metal/fag
You're too pure for that shit mate

>>81600997
i feel like you could do some confidential cold reading type shit like psychics do, and it would work well enough SOME of the time.
"hello this is Sanjeeb from Sky, nothing to worry about, but"
would hook people and maybe everyone has been with Sky for something, at some point, even just the telly.

or go with HMRC, the DWP, something universal that involves finances. you're already doing fraud/scams.

The Bleeding is a 10/10 album though.

>>81600970
first is good, second is very good, going in the playlist, third is a bit out there, ta lid

>>81600948
it's a good job he showed you mate, or he may not have realised

>>81600935
Seems between 50 n 250 quid,, they dontl ive as long as the normal sized ones though it sad
>>81600984
They are real Continental giant rabbit / Flemish giant rabbit nd theres "British giant" which am not sure if its as big as those first ones. But theyre all pretty big. The lassie in the pic has 4 of them

>>81601045
ye its out there but hey "new and interesting" doesnt always mean good :^)
just be glad i didnt start posting blackgaze or some shit alright

Eva likes German films just like DVDlad.

>>81600910
>>81601065
you just KNOW desu

>>81601043
true, 2023 in general had some bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5J31M7TdtXQ

>>81601015
Thats funny.Nd about "Kristian is a freemason".I nvr went on there that much,but i used to go on mu a lot,nd my online fren is into metal so i would look at stuff there to try n bond with him more.But the serbian guy wouldve been like 2023.So its funny if hes still going n i did remember him for some reaosn.I only go on britfeel now.

>>81601090
2023? Album came out 1994 de lid.

all night Die Nibelungen watch party with crossy, shippy, and dvdlad

>>81601093
/metal/ has posters and schizos from like over a decade ago
>including me
there's a reason I moved too really, and now it turns out there's mealfags here so I aint missing shit

>>81601108
Don't forget Hitler I hear it's his favourite film.

>>81601107
my bad m8 i thought you meant The Bleeding's album as I posted from that, and their last one was 2023
this is the peak chad choice anyway https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDuevEAG6Cc

>>81600873
he was mad at Israel for playing him for a fool

>>81601109
Thats pretty kewl i guess,i never knew how long it was running for, nvr understood who hector was meant to be either

>>81601119
No worries I meant the Cannibal Corpse album.
https://youtu.be/oHBTVzRreSY?si=HTXmlUDz3-xJUzAW
>FFDP
Corrrr, absolute brocore kek.

>>81601126
>nvr understood who hector was meant to be either
An insufferable psued, I'd give you the lore but it's fucking longwinded and I cba.

>>81601130
I figured it out once you corrected me lad, just with the context I had I thought you meant the new one.
>Corrrr, absolute brocore kek.
My library's still got a lot of the shit that was popular back when I was getting into the genre, and not a lot of it's good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RXgpfZE17w

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL brahs

>>81601146
Let me be clear FFDP are absolute bollocks but their shitty lyrics get a laugh out of me.

>>81601160
Oh for sure they're bollocks, just mean I've got some concentrated cringe in my library from back in the day still.

The classic DVDlad routine:
>order expensive tat from amazon
>open it and take a picture
>post on britfeel
>reply to himself on britfeel
>reseal the tat with a hairdryer
>return it to amazon
>repeat

Ave been on these soft mints 24/7 since i quit vaping that i think arent good for you but its better than vaping but i think its giving me a headache or something.When i told the dentist i quit hes like that "just dont start eating unhealthy food instead" Nd I was like................In my head thinking "Say well done or something as well though" N i tried to put it across a few times ave been vaping for YEARS i used to SMOKE nd hes like "a lot of ppl when they quit start eating fatty foods n sugars" Nd am like that Yeah it was so long ago that i started.So ave been doing it for ages n ages.But am aff it now "ppl think smoking helps lose weight, but its really bc they start eating more as a crutch for quitting" Not one single nice one well done just advice thats alright though but hes the first ever person that i told so i thought it would be more of a thing but nevermind, My mam was very ecnouraging anyway nd happy when i said i was aff it but ave been on these soft mints non stop which i already kind of was before but its out of control now the blue ones n the green ones nd the green extra strong ones that give me a headache i think.So the dentist wasnt wrong.I nearly went today w/o using nic patch.Got to about 6pm nd i just thought meh might as well.But i think not tomoz but day after ill probly drap it.
>>81601179
Fx sake,ave got 4 days to do my amazon return.Thanks for reminder

>>81601179
>>order expensive tat from amazon
>>open it and take a picture
>>post on britfeel
>>reply to himself on britfeel
>>reseal the tat with a hairdryer
>>return it to amazon
>>repeat

Real men watch the real Avengers

Love ol Britain me

>>81600855
do you listen to waka flocka at all?

>>81601206
Licking Dane Diana Rigg's arsehole (post mortem).

oh my days i love this remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4XAwlYdSlA

>>81601179
Dont know why but this post really tickled me

Hold me now
I'm six beers deep and I'm fartin'....

>>81601206
where's iron man

Missing Guitarlad's country twang. Proper music. Not like this goth bollox.

>>81601179
I do suspect he is running some kind of DVD scam similar to SSM.

>>81601231
you dont know real goth bollox, loser
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLxb7EOwAdE

In a Mitsuko kind of mood.

>>81601245
WANT COUNTRY TWANG NOT GOTH BOLLOX.

>>81601253
YOU WILL TAKE BOTH AND YOU WILL LIKE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynf9FUY76KI

too drunk to stay awake, too hot to sleep, feel like pure shit

its not that hot

>>81601261
Had four beers myself and just feel sick to be honest. Need a big poo.

>>81601261
cool shower will solve both problems

>>81601260
Pretty good this one lad cheers

>>81601213
wonder what she's up to right now

anyone else on their emo shite

>>81601289
well that album has a metal side and a country side, you might like the country side

Imagine thinking 1,500 can get you a hitman

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5zym26v10o

>>81601304
depends what kind of emo you mean as unironically rn i kinda am
but i know emo can mean "omg i love MCR <3 only they understand me" to just posting American Football 500 times
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fQ-KGl-u7bU

I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love is just a good album to be fair

>>81601282
cool shower brings down the room temperature?

>>81601261
Feel like pure shit,
Just want it back

No head pats from the dentist

>>81601352
more of a 3 cheers lad myself

>>81601358
it will make you feel cooler

"haha mate the amount of these suspicious little parcels i get, you must think i'm one of them lads who buys drugs off the dark web, haha"

>>81601212
Shes half the show.. fall in love everytime i watch

>>81601385
5 minutes ill be hot again though

WELL LET'S GO BACK TO THE DAY THAT STARTS IT ALL
I CAN'T BEGIN TO LET YOU KNOW JUST HOW IM FEELIN
THE BLUE ONES MAKE ME FLY AND THE RED ONES MAKE ME FALL
AND I THINK ILL BLOW MY BRAINS AGAINST THE CEILING

Need access to Chika's bussy ASAP

>>81601378
I'll give you some lad no worries

>>81601380
nowt wrong with that, aside from the opinion itself.
it's their American Idiot.

>>81601333
oh nice 1 mate sounds lovely

>>81601247
Do you ever buy animes on dvd.When am in cex am always tempted to get stuff like that.Its jst a nice thing to have.

>>81601465
recommend me an anime x

fancy getting pissed but lots planned tomorrow

Wish i wasnt aff choccy n i could have 1 of these

LET'S GET RETARDED HAH
LET'S GET RETARDED IN HERE

never watched an anime I didn't think was total bollocks. maybe apart from Akira which was alright.

>>81601476
Life is short, do what gives you pleasure x

>>81601454
dont care mate i like it

>>81601455
fucken ell mates the only things im good for in life are metal and emo and today alone people have bantered about both
ive found my purpose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIzOd-2RNGU

>>81601470
Arakawa under the bridge

About to start watching Succession series 4. To be honest. While I do sort of enjoy it, the series hasn't gripped me, even though it's right up my street.
In all fairness I have been high and binging the series so it all feels like one mega series, but it's just not that exciting. Alas, I plough on.

>>81601489
only a certain type of people like anime, to the rest its totally alien

>>81601489
i watched spirited away when i was a kid and never had much interest otherwise

In 2009 BritNormie accepted 6,000 pounds to act as a hitman for his flatmate Anwar Begum. The condition for the low fee was the BritNormie could choose the time and place of the hit, and that it could be anytime over the next 12 months. Anwar was reluctant but couldn't afford swifter services.

10 months later BritNormie put a newspaper cutting under Anwar's door containing the obituary of the target. Anwar suspected BritNormie might have taken the obituary out himself but he could also provide photos from the funeral. Anwar thanked him for his services but was still ultimately suspicious of why he would take on such an extreme risk for the relatively low fee.

As time went on, Anwar eventually heard from Terry who has recently started worshiping at East London mosque that the target had died of leukemia rather than any gunshot or knife wounds. Anwar was furious and confronted BritNormie, even threatening to hire a hitman on him in the heat of the moment.

BritNormie claimed that he has spiked the target's samosa with trace amounts of uranium oxide during a charity buffet that he volunteered at, he even had a receipt of the Uranium oxide purchased off eBay, and Anwar took his word for it, and ultimately became terrified that he had insulted this murdering criminal by doubting him in the first place

>>81601489
Same. Seen a few, appreciate what I've seen, but never got into. Never made sense to me

>>81601493
i like a bit of penfold mate not heard that one though they remind me of mineral x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=as3C-s4nfHY

>>81601504
your average deano zoomer mong now enjoys anime, lad

>>81601465
Mostly got anime films not much shows. There are some I'd like to own like Clannad, Toradora and Serial Experiments Lain. HMV has a shitload of anime box sets I just don't prioritise them because they're easily found to stream. I have DBZ on DVD but it's a shitty cropped transfer, need to upgrade to the newer Blu-ray.
I was going to get Yu-Gi-Oh until I found out it didn't have Japanese audio.

>>81601527
mineral always get shilled and i never really get it, feels like more of a good gateway or entry into the genre but not the best there is
my repeated listens havent done much for me anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kFCS42PYbI

whats some good anime about incels?

>>81601389
You may well be onto something here lad. How else does someone on bennies afford to spend hundreds a week on DVDs

you said it, Randall. imagine if a woman was attracted to men. or if we expected women to have a sense of humour.

>>81601549
algae bloom nice 1 i saw them open at a show before
dont usually listen to the more screamo stuff but i like it still

Chinatown fred

>>81601597
>>81601597

where can i buy the camp of the saints by jean raspail

Zoomers luv danganronpa.Tbh its great.The first game n teh second one.And the anime was class too.Ave not played the third game.I heard the class trials get even longer n i was feeling in 2 that it was kinda dragging on quite a lot.But ill do it one day.Ave got it on my switch.I love monokuma

>>81599683
I'm not jacked, I just got back into running, cycling and eat more. Lucked out with the GF, I could easily be posting here single as I did for years.

No strawbs in Lidl. Take the piss.

>>81599649
I came here when I was 13, I'm now 24, I was a shut in loser then I went to uni and became a normie, lost it all but I live on my own and have an alright paying job so its not all bad

>>81601754
Apus got to them first mate. They love creamy strawbs.