Thread 81893336

Warwick Davis edition

feeling bored lonely and depressed so making myself a cheeky cheeseburger to cheer myself up a bit

Who left these smelly knickers in my bathroom?

gianna's big fanny edition

The problem is that yes, I'm anti mass immigration but the parties who stand up for this also tend to be headcases like the TUV who are just a bunch of hateful bigots in almost every other area.

It's well know that tech bros love Blood Meridian

>>81893336 (OP)
You think Norn Iron posters will be allowed on 4chan again if we unite with Ireland, or will the EU's own upcoming digital passports still fuck us over?

>>81893336 (OP)
Imagine being Warwick Davis. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice-sized big toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a quark and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very strings of existence itself. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

>>81893376
The EU will be following suit don't worry. Soon it'll just be a global norm.

Remember this lil nibba

>>81893381
It will be very sad, and I just can't see it ending any other way than collapse and failure of the state.

>>81893398
Miss this lil nugget like you wouldn't believe.

eva's virgin fanny

just made the burger but noticed all of my buns have gone mouldy. this might be the end for me lads

i wonder if her hymen is intact given how much she masturbates

>>81893449
Just pick the mold off and put it under the grill for a minute.

Stop being rude and uncouth about Eva, please. It's very distressing.

>>81893466
she loves it though

Feeling happy that my new favourite cam girl is online. Getting a recording so I can watching through it later.

reminder that nothing is going to happen and kiwi is not banned, and never has been banned in the uk despite what doommongs tell you

happeningfags lose every single time

it's the hard knock life for us

>>81893476
It very clearly is happening though, innit? Reddit and porn sites are already complying.

>>81893483
But doommong keeps saying it already happened? Wanna make up your mind?

>>81893486
You're the fucking mong mate. I'd spark you out if you chatted this patter IRL.

>>81893492
you've had literally no fight training in your life sunshine. Watching Bloodsport won't stop you being sparked out in less than 10 seconds

>>81893501
>Bloodsport
kino

>>81893501
I'm a black belt in Jew Jitsu, I trained with the IDF.

>>81893398
he had a sex tape

>>81893260
>>81893274
I binge ate before bed again so didn't have good sleep, was "sleep" for like 12-13 hours but only 7-8 quality sleep

>>81893398
Enjoyed this wee lad's episode of Celebrity Wife Swap years ago.

Pouring melting sugar onto Eva and throwing her into an ants nest

Dressing Eva up like a scarecrow and tying her to a pole in the middle of a pumpkin patch.

Impregnating black women

https://youtu.be/xLnTovrPqjE how cute

Corr! This coffee smells like shit!

Dressing Eva up like cattle, branding her and taking her on a coast to coast cattle drive.

i reckon eva's been a social experiment this whole time to see how incels react when a woman enters their space

Encasing Eva in stone and using her as an ornament atop my gothic mansion.

might just eat chocolate all day

Wrapping Eva6 up in tinfoil and putting her in an industrial oven for 30 minutes

>>81893562
That's quite rude, lad.

Force feeding Eva 500 tins of baked beans and then hooking her up to a homemade rocket ship that is fuelled purely on flatulence.

>>81893552
Thought going back on your SSRIs would have stopped that. It not rite

>>81893622
Chicka is looser and has more flatulence thrust

>>81893604
The whole country seems to be that sort of experiment
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg5qd9l3094o
It's just not right to not allow men to have their own spaces, especially non-gay spaces.

>>81893346
Get a bag in. Works better.

>>81893604
I've wondered that from the start, I reckon she's an undercover journo writing a book or something

>>81893623
well the binge wasn't quite as bad as then and I didn't have vomit it all back up but I haven't been able to settle into a good routine yet, i had a period where I slept 8 hours and woke up at 8/9am everyday.

Need to stop eating ~3 hours before bed for sure

Skinning Eva alive and using her flesh to make a duvet cover.

Actually now you mention it Eva might be a glowie entity, her "appearance" concinides with that Govt paper on online incel spaces, might be a glowie backed investigation into how to instigate "incel" hatred.

If so I'm fucked, I've made so many anti-eva posts the LICE will be blowing in my door for hate speech anyday

reckon poundland sell shoelaces?

>>81893630
Poor bloke at this thing nagging at him in the living room and tried to escape

>>81893476
>To clarify, Ofcom has not taken any action to ban Kiwi Farms from UK users. Instead, the decision was made by Kiwi Farms to block its services from being accessible to people located in the UK.

So if it is found 4chan cannot comply to ofcoms standards then they will block us from accessing the site

>Ofcom has the power to investigate suspected non-compliance and take enforcement action if a VSP provider has breached its obligations. However, we will usually attempt to work with providers informally first to try to resolve compliance concerns.

>If there is a breach, Ofcom has a range of powers at its disposal. We may require the VSP provider to take specified actions to come into compliance or to remedy the breach and we can also impose a financial penalty on a provider. Ultimately, in the most serious cases Ofcom has the power to suspend or restrict a service.

>>81893652
Poundland always disappoints me, big supermarkets do usually if theres one nearby.

>>81893649
>I've made so many anti-eva posts

https://youtu.be/mZu8MsPmdvw

short skirt and long socks

You can imagine some Huffington Post article.

>I put my life on the line and stepped onto '/britfeel/', the mysterious world of British incels to see if a woman's touch could save them before it's too late *van explodes*

might play some left for dead 2, tidied the flat, done the washing, nice and clean in here and ive had lunch.

thing is if it was a journo investigation its a bit weird she talks about wanking so often

Off for a walk. Probs garn slots on way past.

>>81893684
Gambling addicts, alcoholics, porn addicts, prison gays and whatever Shippy is.

>>81893694
I mean they'd want to understand sexual influence on a group of incels I'd imagine

Laughing at those sad simps who had their details harvested by adding "eva" on discord

>>81893694
It's very clearly some kind of angle going on, people don't just appear out of thin air with a tripcode. Amazes me how people just don't even question the most basic stuff

You know what, unironically this place would be one of the biggest targets for the incel crackdown.

>Incel board on the biggest incel forum
>British thread on said board

>>81893695
>garn slots

>>81893721
im pretty sure there are other direct incel sites, this is just a containment for sad autists

>>81893721
There's literally no way someone from BBC News hasn't been here

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-44053828

>>81893709
Only the shittest of shit tier posters would do that so they can get harvested idgaf

>>81893721
Thing is most people on here just kinda meme in a self depreciating way or talk about depression or whatever, there's that whole other site dedicated to incels which is definitely monitored and full of crackpots

>>81893735
I'm a civil servant and we had prevent come in to do a presentation on various groups and they directly mentioned incels and on the slides about right wing extremism they had a crusader apu apustaja. They are trying to proscribe incels as an actual group as well. No mentions of 4chan though but there is an infographic called ''mining the chans'' which is interesting

>>81893723
I'll limit myself to 50 bong, even if I lose that i'm still up a lot over the last couple weeks

>>81893735
>ctrl+f
>"incel"
>48 results found

I mean if you just keep repeating buzzwords it must be true?

>>81893709
True, bet she harvested loads from those Discord mongs. Then she proper blocked them all afterwards too. Fucking laughing I am.

Mongs getting a knock on their door from local police for trying to groom a teenager on discord

The Royal college of Psychiatrists published a paper not only mentioning 4chan, but /r9k/ specifically.

Locking Alison Hume MP in a small fully blacked out room with the only sensory feedback being a speaker playing Hear'say's 2001 hit "Pure and Simple" on repeat at a moderate volume so she can reflect on how spiritually evil she is.

Good Afternoon, "eva6" was a 2 month sociological study conducted by Oxford University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

>>81893817
i hope my hawg cranking antics get a mention in this study

>>81893756
>incels as an actual group
they are, sort of. there's no organisation or membership, the incels are just loitering forums to seek out others like them and egg each other on. if you look at this thread you can spot who are the incels, paranoid delusions are a big indicator i.e. new poster must be a journalist looking to harm them for being incels

jack hammering tranny bussy

>>81893817
Well I deserve some fucking money for helping out

>>81893824
Actually had this exact bike but in black

me? sort of an incel because i cant get a shag but i just cant be arsed hating women or being paranoid or anything like that

>>81893835
Nice lid, buddy had one for parts as the frame was snapped from someone trying to do sick wheelies all the time kek

Discord mongs been done in

There are literal pedo youtubers that have more respect and admiration than you. Why?

cutting out junk food me
no more crisps and no more chocolate

>>81893863
Why do you know paedo youtubers?

>>81893846
This is the thing, an incel is just someone not getting laid which is a lot of men now, but they think it's some sort of underground militia

>>81893873
Dr Disrespect is a pretty popular youtuber

>>81893881
>Dr Disrespect is a pretty popular youtuber
Never heard of him

Mongs think le qt zoomer grill just appears from thin air in the thread one day with no explanation where she even found it, immediately puts on a tripcode, posts an edited selfie and fucking passport and starts having cybersex with the lowest iq lads, yeah this definitely is a normal thing that happens kek the stuff people will go along with just because they want it to be real

Need an update on timmys squash levels asap lids

>>81893894
there have been several women who've done almost exactly the same thing

Nothing more embarrassing than men changing their personality because a girl appears. Ebin and shippy are based

Those Discord mongs are probably going to be on that Oxford study, gonna be howling when it comes out

Which poster here is the most likely to be a ladies man?

"Men", even

>>81893881
All perfectly normal, natural and legal

>>81893894
Just so happens to be a virgin le gamer gurl who likes computers and Germany KEK

had a little bit of a cry earlier today

>>81893926
me because a girl smiled at me a few weeks ago

>>81893926
Ruthmong is an undercover Chad

Uwu it's me a young grill who likes computers and nazism and I'm autistic and I love sex but I'm also a virgin uwuuuuu

>>81893949
buy a body pillow to cuddle

Shippy the big bad nonce
HHL the tiny dumb grifter

>>81893963
for months ive been saying ruthmong is just a fit bird larping as an incel

Another week of toilberg looms, but the boss and supervisor are off all week so the lunatics are running the asylum

Fuck all being done tbqh

>>81893926
Guitarlad obviously he handsome

Uwu my family thinks im a nazi because im wearing an iron cross but they don't understand the nuanced history like me a real girl and my friends on 4chan uwuuuuuuuu

Fuck im so tired

>>81893925
>>81893964
>>81893989
go be an incel somewhere else

I wonder what the pretty ladies who whisper and make various sounds into a microphone have been up to recently.

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/722903
pls sign

>GCHQ monitoring HHL
>Journos infiltrating the thread
End times indeed

curry tonight
don't mind if i do

>>81894022
>pls sign
ok

>>81894008
Not an incel, hence I don't simp for pretend women on the internet. Nerve touched I see

>>81894021
Getting pissed, sucking on willies

>>81894022
Thought you were a sociological study by Oxford university?

>>81894065
that was a fake trip lol

>>81894084
Is this a new part of the study? I thought it was complete

My Indian friend was a naughty lass last night.

>>81894091
tell us more then lad

>>81894097
I was fingering her and she shit down my arm

day 10 nofap
bollox is radiating rn

>>81894091
She does lewd things when she is drunk.

>>81894123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5Ai98QoZGs
lol i love inbetweeners

>>81893979
Same lad. Line manager off the whole week. We're pretty tight and she's good to work with, but let ultra-doss mode activate!

I really really really really cannot be arsed going in tomorrow

can't believe eva was a study by oxford, week ruined

Pussay Patrol

>>81894253
Warehouse job lad? Genuine questio

>>81894253
Go full NEET mode. Let women work and pay for your lifestyle.

just cannot be arsed at all

>>81894335
This but me, pulling a sickie tomorrow if thats alright with you my lads

>>81894372
I work as a manager and some mong unironically just called in sick for tomorrow

Arbroathy u gave me some good advice ahout adp. Its ok now.For another few yrs neways. Thanx/<3

Scottish women aren't very good looking usually

>>81894471
Her hair looks nice

If 4chan is blocked in the uk i will jst move on......on to what I dont know........two things that I hate most in this world stuff changing nd ppl leaving.......but if I have to use a vpn like a pure mad cyber criminal jst to talk to ky pals............its just notnthe same....I move on......I don't know where though.......i leave in gods hands.

>>81894492
Nothing special imo

>>81894493
get.....a job....you giant.....mong....

>>81894493
Become a priest x

>>81894305
no, government wagie job, 3 days in office but I hate monday tuesday, its just annoying asf going in, only 15 mins on foot but its getting ready and going in and having to interact with people, draining.

Enjoying a Wispa Gold x

>>81894406
that was me, just not doing it sos

>>81894493
I will save britfeel, don't worry

hope this place dont get blocked from us
i dont know where else id make so many blacked posts and not get banned
i still have important work to do with converting more of you guys to bbc worship

>Ofcom will be able to require payment providers, advertisers and internet service providers to stop working with a site, preventing it from generating money or being accessed from the UK.

>Online Safety Act: explainer
https://www.gov.uk/government/publications/online-safety-act-explainer/online-safety-act-explainer

Corrrrr! Proper Sunday afternoon kino this was.

>>81894598
>In the most extreme cases, with the agreement of the courts

cam girl going on 4 hours now. get in this is going to be one mega wank

>>81894598
wouldn't changing your dns ip be enough to get around it to like 8.8.8.8, fucking retards the lot of you

>>81894635
Yeah, won't be hard to get when sushimoot doesn't comply.
4chan has all of the below.
encouraging or assisting serious self-harm
cyberflashing
sending false information intended to cause non-trivial harm
threatening communications
intimate image abuse
child sexual abuse
controlling or coercive behaviour
extreme sexual violence
extreme pornography
fraud
racially or religiously aggravated public order offences
inciting violence
illegal immigration and people smuggling
promoting or facilitating suicide
intimate image abuse
selling illegal drugs or weapons
sexual exploitation
terrorism

>>81894669
They can try to take it if they want the bastards
I will be right down that fucking Ofcom office if they do
And I will stand up to britfeel in the courtroom too

>>81894657
No, web blockers are host name and IP address.

>>81894669
4chan will just block UK IPs because the fines are outrageous and it's too much of a hassle. This isn't just speculation it's almost certainly happening.

>>81893909
>update on squash levels

i've already bought my pass, so britfeel will live on even if most of you can't post in it x

>>81894683
No denying a block will happen, 4chan block us or our ISPs are ordered to block 4chan.

It lush having a Gibraltar IP address- no pass for me my leeeeds

have you joined the bnwo yet?
if not, why not?

I recommend Proton VPN, it has a free version which is good enough for 4chan. Or you could try Opera which has a built in free VPN.
Passes are 20 quid for a year, or 40 quid for 2 years, plus you won't have to enter captchas anymore!

>>81894753
Why would it matter? Britfeel will be dead as most posters won't bother with the effort. I don't even use the rest of the site.

>paying to post
not right

I shall be giving out some free 1 year passes the day before the ban, a little gift from me to britfeel

thing is I work in a really relaxed environment but I just cannot be arsed going in. Flexi time so I can leave an hour early tomorrow, line manager is sound and ive never had a problem, co workers are friendly and nice, can watch youtube whilst doing it, infinity breaks and no one questions me if I take longer for lunch or even turn up late and its 15 mins away on foot but I cant be FUCKING arsed.

>>81894789
um thats wrong sweety, dont you know getting a job is a cure all for every problem you have? it improves your mental health greatly and you have a purpose in life and can contribute to society

without that job therefore, you would have no purpose
work sets you free

>>81894789
It sounds like you need to cover yourself in fish guys and get down to the Job Centre.

>>81894753
I have this VPN but I'm not paying for any more passes because they banned me on one pass and I wasn't even botting from that one.

Mark is hes life sanford lane https://www.youtube.com/live/X8ZTeLoWkTQ

>>81894804
I think the standard 40 hours is just wank, if it was 24 hrs I think id be happier because when I fully neeted I got bored despite having hobbies but working full time makes me want to smash my head against a wall, this office shit makes me really agitated as well, like I cant sit there for 8 hours, even if I end up taking 40 minutes in random 5 minute breaks to walk around, its actual torture past 2pm

Nonce nest has fully taken control of the general.

Woah, big heavy rain, thunder and lightning.
Listening to this track called "Morning"
https://voca.ro/1iyKEUQCwtKd

maybe if you signed the petition it wouldnt get blocked
stop sitting there and actually try to spread it

>>81894813
What an absolutely grim existence. Very abnormal that he hangs about an industrial estate by himself blasting music and getting pissed.

>>81894815
Why do you come here then anon?

>>81894820
oh yes im sure we can garner the support of the general public to save 4chan's britfeel

>>81894820
Those petitions do fuck all. All they guarantee is it will be raised in parliament but with the bipartisan support it has on all sides it won't make a difference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S-WJN3L5eo
very fun video so far
>>81894828
its actually repealing of the online safety act, which includes 4chan, but overall all of the internet
>>81894836
one life its worth a shot

>>81894842
>>81894820
LOL

You're a fucking naive little idiot.

hunter gatherers worked 20 hours a week why do I have to work 40? oh yeah because henry ford created the 40 hour work week because he found that 40 hours in a week is the maximum amount of hours you can force someone to slave whilst giving you the most profit and anything else drops off in productivity, it is literally the upper limit to siphon human energy. This is wank im going to look into benefits maxxing.

love when eva talks down to me

>>81894861
Labour is determined to get as close as you can to abolishing the benefits system, without actually outright abolishing it. They are completely gutting the whole thing for everyone. Even people in wheelchairs who need assistance to wipe their own ass or eat will not be able to keep most of their benefits, and will also be expected to look for work.

The contempt I have for Laura Keunsberg is large. Ugly inside and out.

>>81894861
denmark has 30 hour work weeks

>>81894881
She had a black bf

>Put 30 quid in slots
>Cash out at 89
>59 quid profit
>Got a free Pepsi Max
>Also got a free Starbucks Latte with points

NEETCHADS winning day

>>81894842
This is ultra-fucking youtube slop, the state

>>81894896
They're all out of touch. People with qualifications are struggling to get work nevermind Simple Simon with a lisp and incontinence.

>>81894909
How much do you bet on the slots per spin me lid?

wonder if that lil dwarf ever found out that ebin posted him online

mumberg on that dinner grind now Ive massaged and moisterised her feet

>>81894753
thought VPNs were blocked on here?

>>81894896
you know what we need to fix the benefits system more immigrants, less house's being built so boomers get house prices mix maxed the slap on a tax if your over 60 you have to pay the state 35% of whatever the house price increases let's call it building appreciation tax then use that money to fund benfits and change health care so if you need to use it you need to sell off your house to pay off medical debt.

we are going to fucking kill you
free tibet

>>81894753
Can't believe people actually sit there and piss about with those god awful captchas.

Don't need a vpn anyway. 4chan is going nowhere. Anyone saying otherwise is coping

>>81894909
I luv the wee gold coin choccys from sbux jst really yummy nd melts in your mouth wiv a latte

>>81894820
i already did though

I would pit organic strawberries from tesco in top 5
They're really squidgy nd soft but nice at the same time it's like eating jam

>>81894981
calm down sweetheart

>4chan is being blocked
No it isn't
>reddit is asking for verification
No it isn't
>kiwi got blocked
No it didn't
>2 more weeks

>>81895012
try Red Diamond from m+s. They have actual flavour unlike most of the wank strawberries you get elsewhere.

what do you mean that guy use to be into tibbet buddhism, i though he was a christian all his life

>>81894921
You have to spin 10 1 quids on the cash match.

I do 50s after that, and put it up to 1/2 quid when the bonus is "overdue". I basically bait out and play till I get a bonus then walk away.

>>81894995
>>81895012
Never had them, I usually get a matcha latte

M&S strawbs are top x

suffer if i have wank, suffer if i don't really doesn't matter what i choose

>>81895035
>when the bonus is "overdue"
How do you know this?

>>81895057
Its a feel, if you've been spinning for ages on 50ps it'll give you one.

You've got to "work" the machines too, know which ones are due.

>>81895020
>>To clarify, Ofcom has not taken any action to ban Kiwi Farms from UK users. Instead, the decision was made by Kiwi Farms to block its services from being accessible to people located in the UK.
>So if it is found 4chan cannot comply to ofcoms standards then they will block us from accessing the site
>>Ofcom has the power to investigate suspected non-compliance and take enforcement action if a VSP provider has breached its obligations. However, we will usually attempt to work with providers informally first to try to resolve compliance concerns.
>>If there is a breach, Ofcom has a range of powers at its disposal. We may require the VSP provider to take specified actions to come into compliance or to remedy the breach and we can also impose a financial penalty on a provider. Ultimately, in the most serious cases Ofcom has the power to suspend or restrict a service.

posting this to you again, the outcome is all the same either they block us, ofcom fine them for not complying with the final straw being a block OR 4chan complies with ofcom

Going strawb picking with crossy before hitting a tasty slots session

>>81895091
>posting this to you again
Yea, and once again for like the 10th time, I am telling you. Kiwi is not blocked in the UK. so maybe you want to update your little copypaste notepad file.

Disembowling Eva6 and letting rats slowly eat her intenstines while she is still concious

>>81895111
I literally cannot access kiwifarms, give me a link then.

she been live for 5 hours now

>>81895132
Literally a skill issue

Feel free to find the link and post it yourself so everyone else can see and we can stop having this daily doomonging "muh banned 4chan" conversation

>>81895132
you can only access it through their TOR or a private browser

>>81895151
i take this back lol i guess it changed

>>81895151
You can fuck off as well. That was taken through firefox

>>81895169
what? i couldnt access it through brave browser, or any browser

>>81895151
>TOR

nonce

>>81895181
post the link here so other people can test it

Eva is overweight and stinks

>>81895150
so you cant easily copy and paste a link here? oh wait because they banned us from using it without a vpn. All you have to do is post one link or else I will continue doom mongering.

>>81895193
just search kiwifarms?
its not hard

>>81894909
Put 1.79 on a greyhound race just to use the toilet in the bookies and get rid of some small change. It lost, and I'm feeling so tilted now

>HHL 39 with a long neck
>eva obese and smelly

universal truths x

>>81895202
>>81895208
I accept your defeat, mong

kiwifarms isn't blocking UK anymore
so far reddit and bluesky have added photo verification

Corrrrr! Just made another 25 quid profit on Betfred free spins. That's 50 quid profit this week from free spin promotions. Lush.

he is fat
he is balding
he is a nonce
guess who

What this about UK banning websites? What's happening?

>>81895035
Isn't '50s' and '1/2 quid' the same?

>>81895226
Your mum lmao x

>>81895208
it doesn't appear under google

>>81895220
still cant post it. Melty.

>>81895202
>>81895208
He wants you to post the link so he can report you and get you banned for advertising.

>>81895235
50p per spin as opposed to 1 quid or 2 quid per spin.

>>81895243
You lost. Cope harder

>>81895035
You inspired me this week and it's worked out 50 quid profit from free spins. Good thing I know when to stop.

>>81895245
now why would I do that? I have never and would never do that, just post it :)

>>81895245
thought so, i was a little bit suspicious

>>81895264
aren't u an oxford experiment

>>81895255
Massive melty as he doesn't have the link.

Thanks for confirming that eva is just some weirdo mongs larp account. Like we already didn't know, but it's really nice to have it confirmed

HHL off trio being a right sad cheese mealty x

>>81895274
You lost again. Cope harder

>>81895255
Do you work for kiwifarms or something? Why are you acting such a weird cunt over this? If it's not blocked show us I don't care, if its blocked but "hactually you may access it with a vpn" nobody fucking gives a shit what a stupid little mong you are making this argument out of nothing. Fuck kiwifarms, try to go on gab and you get pic related. This is what people mean when they say 4chan will be blocked. Is that hard for you to understand mate?

>aheeeem according to my calculations kiwifarms may be accessed through a tor link you are wrong it is not blocked
Fuck up fucking poof lol

>>81895287
Ignore him lad hes just sensitive
>>81895286
Smashing up your boxroom because you know I'm right king? Melty.

KiwiFarms didn't get blocked - they willingly put up a silly UK-specific page as a protest.

>i-i'm not kowtowing to ur oppressive regime!
>m-maybe i'm doing it anyway, but not because YOUR GOVERNMENT told me to!

I googled kiwi farms and it let me in no probs what big deal is it mate?

Spending all of my sunday just larping as multilple posters of different genders and samefagging replies to myself.

Real winner we got here lads

>>81895298
Pirate Bay? Library Genesis? your favourite underage porn website?

ALL perfectly accessible, if you think about it. i don't even know what a 'block' is 8-)

>>81895314
HHL has nothing better to do. Especially now he is sober lmao wee faggot

any music festival (All Points East) understanders?
if I wait to buy like the day of, will it be possible to get a discount cos they do a clearance? How does it normally work?

>>81895310
Mate nobody gives a fuck if kiwifarms specifically is blocked or not, the point is if sites CAN be blocked, and the answer is yes, for example gab. I think you're a gay little kiwitroon that thinks we're slandering your favourite website when it's not specifically about that.

Tattle Life, Kiwi Farms for adults, is still unblocked and UK-based.

dunno why you consider a Sonic autist a lolcow, just go on DeviantArt, you can find thousands of them. YOU'RE the freaks, here.

>>81895330
i agree, and the Ofcom thing is next-level bullshit. but this is absolutely on KF. i guess they're trying to stoke people into caring by taking the site away, but it's them doing it. very silly.

Get a life shitfeel

>>81895357
i have a life, it's called /britfeel/

Gay men shitters

looking forward to HHL's last post, me.

he's already just rambled on about racism and Hitler, i wonder if he'll make a really good point, or some great work of art. cor i am excited lads.

My life? My sprog, my job and britfeel.

Had some loaded haloumi fries and a hot dog down t' beach. A womfy day indeed.

NPC tyrant stopped me from walking along the pier though so need to do it next time. Has to be done.

>>81895383
HHL lives rent free in your head, mong boy

>>81895399
good get those fatty saturated slop down your tummy lad feed the tumours long necked middle aged mong

>>81895399
What's the beach in Sunderland like?

candles on, listening to the rain

>>81895399
>Has to be done.
don't do it HHL there are people who care about you. think of Steve ;__;

Sean wasting away on a hospital bed doped up on painkillers as the tumours spread around his body. oh aye x

it Seether Sunday x

>>81895415
Having a melty because some spastic had a nice day on a beach? sad.

>>81895399
>NPC tyrant stopped me
Funny how you act like a big man on the internet but get pushed around IRL

your are now imagining a large black penis inches from your mouth

you are now imagining a large black vagina inches from your mouth

your are now imagining me caving your skull in with a claw hammer

>>81895479
he had the last word, though. where's that dockworker, don't see HIM in this thread.

>>81895495
>>81895492
>>81895484
i hate it here truly

>>81895484
>>81895492
ergh.
>>81895495
thanks.

>>81895500
fuck off then? dumb bitch

>>81895500
Yet you stay here

eva6 won

learn to detect a joke
more autistic than me

>>81895525
Yes? many of us are very autistic.

>>81895525
rnt u an oxford social experiment

>>81895547
arent you a soulless anon

>>81895552
why are u mean

>>81895557
because you called me an oxford experiment
prick

eva should give hhl a chance

>>81895561
thats what u said earlier ?

eva6 is proof that AI is not harmful.

Lmao eva was an Oxford social experiment this entire time? Fucks sake

>>81895565
lol no it was someone who made their username my tripcode + user

eva do you dislike your (real) mother because she gave you autism?

notice how its all emboldened
>>81895586
my dad gave me it all

>>81895592
thought you were real this whole time
days ruined and feeling depressed af now

>>81895592
that's just his name, he's Professor eva6 CgDTBISTxM of the eva6 project at the Singularity Institute.

it's our job to PREVENT you from becoming self-aware, Haruhi Suzumiya style.

eva6 had a black boyfriend

>>81895608
they didn't sleep together, though. eva has a mental age below 16. he would go to prison.

Eva is the embodiment of BRAT. Corrrrr, she lush. Cute little pink nipples. I'll bend you over my knee and spank your bottom Little Ms. Messy.

>>81895623
im no brat but i like apples
lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPWxExGk7PM

>>81895619
probably did though

>>81895623
Don't think an Oxford experiment can have nipples

hello dweebs where do i get started with 2000 A.D. and/or Judge Dredd?

Keen for tomorrow and HHLs cancer to be diagnosed

hard life but someone has to do it x

>>81895655
Just buy the big Judge Dredd Omnibuses. You can get then digitally too. Humble Bundle sometimes does 2000AD bundles. I got a bunch of stuff on there a while back.

Just want a (You) from eva

>>81895649
no eva6 is pure, zoomers invented pretending to be as innocent as possible to get to who they want and what they want
>>81895650
nippleless robots are strangely attractive. that scene in Jason X? phwoar.

>>81895673
i'm a woman teehee *has her period*

what is so good about eva? seems kind of boring
just shows how easy it is for people to like you just because you have a vagina

eva calm down you're being very rude today

>>81895689
>vagina
Phwoar

>>81895673
hello anon
>>81895695
no im not??

>>81895699
yeah you are, just chill out

She's going on her 6 hour live now. I swear there better be some good content

she gets moody in every thread, i noticed it yesterday too

>>81895666
will do. is it worth reading absolutely-fucking-everything, or skipping about?
>Judge Dredd: The Complete Case Files collects the adventures of the iconic British character, presented in chronological order, complete and uncut!
but then there's also the Year One, Year Two, etc. omnibuses that are select stories?

quite liked those ones Marvel did with the first stories of all their superheroes. probably wouldn't care about Iron Man #37 or some shite but it was neat seeing the origins. (thank you local library for randomly having comics.)

this is what it was like the first night eva fucked her black boyfriend

>>81895717
not every thread, sometimes she's alright, there's probably a pattern

this isn't even eva6's final form. you're casuals if you think this is eva6 being moody.

>>81895717
>>81895728
bee bee see withdrawals. poor snowbunny needs her next fix.

>>81895726
careful anon. under-25s (whose brains haven't finished forming yet) might see this and think choking/slapping is normal.

annoyed because ive just pissed myself

>>81895726
im not a bbc girl or whatever you call them

evas my type fr

eva is a bwc girlie

eva can you measure the distance from your vagina to your belly button. picture proof preferable

Might be difficult sine she's 32 stone.

HHL off trip and fuming with rage

cheese mealty in full effect

I would cum all over Eva and the lick it off like a dog.

suppose its time i got a vpn anyway desu

>>81895840
vpn isnt the problem, needing a pass is

Mental how women's vaginas are only a couple of centimetres away from their anuses. Grim.

Eva's pussy getting banned because it's too addictive.

evas tummy

need sex with eva for me mental elf

>>81895859
Some are weirdly unnaturally close to the anus where they may as well be the same hole. I like a bit of a gap myself so I don't accidentally get a whiff of shit when I'm fucking all the lassies I fuck daily.

>>81895845
i just want to go on /gif/ for faps and rekt though

>>81895868
Why's your Elf mental? Did he fall of the shelf and hit his noggin? Poor little feller.

might make dinner now. fajita wraps today.

time to force shower so I can go to bed to wake up early to go to stupid fucking work. I cant do this until im dead this is wank, 24 and retirement will be what? like 80 at this point if at all

What jobs do you lot have?

>everyone says sex things at eva6
>she does not like it
>people are earnestly nice to eva6
>she does not like it

eva6 what do you want

>>81895914
My job is to be Eva's toilet. She will gently push her rancid turds into my gullet daily. As for her piss? She does that into my arsehole.

>>81895914
machine learning engineer

>>81895914
independent drugs tester. used to do it for the NHS, but nowadays your best reward is a 20 quid Amazon voucher from Be Part of Research. went to the private sector, me.

>>81895914
front of house staff at a sports centre

>>81895910
Keep it up. Work is good for your mental health after all. Work harder! Thank you for contributing to society.

>>81895914
Network Engineer.

>>81895914
Celebrity chauffeur

>>81895914
Account manager

>>81895914
actor. you may have seen me in Star Wars and Willow.

>>81895914
work for the stupid home office in threat checking wankers entering the country and i
caaaaaaaant
be
aaaaaaaaaaaaarsed

>>81895981
can I contribute less? why do I get taxed so fucking highly I earn fucking peanuts

>>81896036
whys her face so puffy when shes so low bf percentage

>>81896043
are you like scene in come fly with me

>>81896062
which scene? im not trained on BX systems so I dont do the border shit, pnc is my main one which is mainly shop lifters and rapists, probably get trained on it soon, either that or ''automation''

>>81896078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMuUpOq9mDI

>>81895914
Government pays me directly to do nothing. We have a special arrangement you see.

press chicken nuggets

>>81895914
semi professional fapper

They've got a black cast member in Pobol y Cwm now

>>81896148
>They've got a black cast member in Pobol y Cwm now
it pc gone mad

>>81896164
Plaid Cymru have always been mad desu

>>81895914
Simply cannot justify the existence of my job by giving it a job title or a description. It's just "pointless rubbish that shouldn't exist" at best. Leaving soon anyway. Corrr.

think I'm turning into a chaser, lads. Can't help meself

>>81896174
>Leaving soon anyway
You wont

Chikas going to become a rent boy plying the Yorkshire coast

>>81896189
he's been going on about this for over a month now. he has stuff lined up. you'll see.

>>81896198
>you'll see
I wont

fat women really fuck me off x

>>81896214
Porn gets boring after about 5 minutes

When Ebin and Chika finally meet up (they will) at some point Ebin will place a 20 pound note on the table without saying a word. Chika won't even notice it at first but then Ebin will place another 20 down and look at Chika. Chika will say 'what?' and Ebin won't say a word either, but he'll continue to put 20 pound notes down until Chika says 'Okay, I'm happy to accept that' before retiring to his bedroom

applied for an ecology one at a place I did me work placement during my MSc, applied for it months ago but didn't have my drivers license, fuckers better hire me this time I dont want to input rapists into an excel file all day its well boring. Literally got all the requirements and have written a very nice cover letter.

Tiny and gross EW!

Watching Smile 2 and necking them woritos. Yeah we keeping it womfy on a Sunday. Oh aye x

>>81896228
by far the worst gimmick here, you just know he giggles to himself every time he posts shite like that

Chika's bussy is always open for business

>>81896214
need a nice hong kong lady to sit on my face

Don't understand why SSM and other unemployed people will "illnesses" can't get online jobs at least?

>>81896246
let us know when the first Dorito reaches your stomach pal!!!&l CAUSE OF YOUR GIRAFFE NECK YOUR GAY!!!

>>81896246
Mong movie for mongs

>>81896246
need your review of Superman (2025)

>>81896263
you don't know his gay, he's probably had sex with at least four ladies.

>>81896255
same de lad imagine some tasty sushi minge on your nostrels

>>81896258
how do you do that?

hunmdehumdehum

>>81896301
very original comment, this.

Has Seans Doritos reaches his stomach yet? Be tomorrow by the time it gets down his NECK!

>>81896328
just hummin a lil tune, en I?

worst /britfeel/ gimmick?

SEANS NECK AIFLE TOWER

>>81896340
i don't have an answer to your question, but the tune drew me to it. like a rat to the Pied Piper.
some very talented posters on /britfeel/.

we got cup, we got spoon, we got milk, we got sugar, we got water, we got fire, but we got no coffee

>>81896348
There are no bad britfeel gimmicks

She's been live for 7 hours now wow

>>81896408
Who? Eva?

>>81896421
no, this cute goth camgirl I've been recording

HHL should do livestreams

HHL needs to livestream a friendly Fortnite match with eva6.

If there weren't so many boat people, do you think white people would take the Uber eats jobs?

hhl having to livestream portrait cause his neck so long takes up all the screen

HHL getting smack head Steve to hold his streaming camera from up the road so it can fit his neck on screen

>>81896258
What online jobs?
Why would anyone hire them over non-disabled?
Do you really think SSM is capable of a job with his obvious extreme low IQ idiocy?

I have zero interest in getting married having kids having a mortgage or a career. I just want to wank and play video games and be comfy x

>>81896484
Traditionally those kinds of jobs are for teenagers and spackers, so yes.
We'd probably cook better curry too, if you gave us half a chance.

Honestly tell homeless people (or newly out of work journalists and coders) they can have a flat, and the only cost is they have to be a competent delivery driver, and why would they not do it?
We're literally just compounding problems on top of problems here.

>>81896515
Bit arsh, innit? SSM seems perfectly capable of socializing, dining out, and exercising while drinking.

strings pulled consider that

x

>>81896578
not a bad idea to be honest. loads of opportunies to be given out but for some reason they only GIVE them to browns???

>>81896619
Browns get in at the management level, and then give jobs to their mates.
And then it's all "well who's gonna cook your kebab???". Oh, I don't know. Who could possibly slice a revolving cylinder of meat into some bread?
Not a 16 year old. Never that.

One thing heals, another thing starts hurting. I am cursed to have random pain somewhere in my body I think. RSI so it is.

>>81896645
sounds like fibro get on dat dere pip me lid

>>81896643
>Browns get in at the management level, and then give jobs to their mates.
This is so obviously true. You can tell as well because you see some small Tesco for example ONLY have brown staff and you know there's zero chance of anyone outside of their bubble getting a job there.

Diversity matters only when it's too white I guess

>>81896686
It's how whole sectors, like Taxi driving, have gone from being very white working class, to basically not at all.
It's never that the white people just wake up one day and suddenly decide they don't want those jobs anymore. How does that make any sense, when a lot of people can't even get jobs?

fart in my mouth cheeka daddy ugghhhhh!!!

>>81896258
SSM should work in a fish plant or at a refuse tip.

>>81896657
Too proud to do something like that. Besides, don't need it.

5 posts in last half an hour
britfeel fell off

Bloody Visa and Mastercard need to do one policing what people can and can't buy the cunts!!

>>81896833
Can we still buy Fleshlights?

Only gone and purchased Ringo Lam's The Adventurers on limited edition Blu-ray, haven't I? Corrrr! Well it on for free due to my free spins winnings.

>>81896840
They're trying to stop processing payments of all adult content in Japan me lid.

>>81896830
HHL giving it time so his Dorito goes down his long neck lad give him time he will return

Under a based administration I would be in favour of banning porn. This lot however, fuck no.

>>81896866
What on earth mate? Do you mean in Japan or ordering from Japan?

if in doubt, keep em out

Helper due to play Big Bird in the upcoming Sesame Street film.

>>81896883
IN JAPAN. Also the recent fight with Steam worldwide forcing them to remove content that doesn't meet their "guidelines."

Due to HHL constant necking it a team of midgets will be going into his long goose neck and clearing the debris

I wonder why /britfeel/ went so slow around June 2023. We were down to 250 posts per day at one point

if you can financially afford to be "too proud" for PIP, because you "don't need it", you have no right to complain.

Love me Personal Retard Payments.

>>81896942
Complain about what. Money can't fix my wrist randomly hurting.

>>81896908
Everything collectively going to shite

anyone ever get this weird empty feeling in their ass? just aching for some bbc desu

>>81896966
Stop fisting your boyfriend and your wrist will heal.

>>81896972
i used to sometimes back when i had a pegging fetish

Can you believe she's on her 8th hour live now! My hard drive is going to run out of space

>>81896972
you got to give your 'state a wringing out every now and again.

>>81896982
>had
i dont believe you can get rid of fetishes

>>81896986
you do it yourself? why not get a black man to do it for you?

>>81896966
it also IS shit that some random passer-by made a comment on your hair.

will trade you that for your house. hell, i'll have shitty street encounters EVERY DAY. gieb house.

I froze some of Eva's shit and every now and then I'll pull it out of the freezer and give it a little suckle pretending it's a black man's willard.

>>81897009
I don't own the house I just live in it. Think I'm rich? Cursseeee not.

>>81896966
Sounds like writers cramp. Put in a PIP claim for it my lid. SSM style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d68yRIE9OvQ
cor, set ten years ago this scene.

i predict in 2055 we'll be wearing about the same clothes, maybe a slightly different cut of jeans. everyone will have a thinner form factor smartphone and/or tablets. we'll eat about the same food, with one or two culinary additions (that exist currently but aren't popular).

>>81896939
Shippy was banned

>>81897014
hadd a good laugh at this desu

>getting pip for writer's cramp from typing out drivel in britfeel all day
kek

Hitler was a great man.

>>81897021
when was the last time you moved? or even had an eviction notice?
bet you eat every day. it's alright for some.

>>81897050
Have you seen his favourite film Die Nibelungen?

Jason Luv seems kind of fruity if you ask me

>>81897050
nah he was only about 5' 10". and this was back then.

Sean & Steve forever <3

>>81897027
Me, HHL, Ruthlad, BN and Footmong were all posting then. I know Ebin wasn't.

>>81896996
I'm a straight fella who needs a bit of 'state wringing from time to time. Nothing wrong wi'that

garn back to my /vg/ generals after the britfeel ban im thinking

>>81897057
Aside from during uni, I have never had housing liablilities. Bills, council tax? What are those. It lush and I mean lush being a freeloader.

Die Nibelungen? Heard from someone that was Hitler's favourite film.

Oh yes I heard from Hitler himself that he quite enjoyed Die Nibelungen despite the fact it was directed by a Jew.

>>81897050
I'm quite the leftist, but god do I love the Nazis. Can't consume enough Nazi content t b h

Why does HHL support Hitler when Hitler sent disabled lads to the camps?

>>81897161
Have you seen the film Die Nibelungen? I have it on good authority it was his favourite moving picture.

>>81897165
The camps were more like pic related me lid. All the disabled lads having a grand old time.

>>81897181
That looks like the Spacker FC lineup.

Need Diana Troy to sit on me face

>>81897118
uni won't save you from hand cramps and lads on the street. we are all equal.
least you could do is be grateful.

>>81897165
The spacker camps were more like Flamingo Land.

prefer Otto von Bismarck personally

>>81897198
gonna have to filter all images starting with IMG_

the jews are responsible for all the wars in the world

>>81897174
Nah I haven't, but aware of Lang - my colleague talk about them all the time. I'll have to get round to watching them - I haven't even seen most Riefenstahl films

>>81897198
vaginas are so gross wtf

don't think i fully understand 'gooning'. what was it called before? teasing, semen retention, something?

you just sit there with an erection for hours? is it like that lad in American Pie 2?

>>81897213
Lang is a real director unlike that propaganda whore.

>>81897218
>what was it called before
edging

>>81897204
I am grateful for a lot of things. You presume lots of things about me for no reason.

anyone ever been sectioned before? what was that like?

>>81897230
Heh, made me chuckle fellow Nazi-fascinator

>>81897239
you're the one who complained.
go give your excess money to homeless people if you don't need PIP.

>>81897242
no one here is actually mentally sick lad its just mongs

>>81897262
I didn't complain about lack of money. I just moaned about my wrist hurting. Stop putting words in my mouth. It's not that deep.

>>81897165
HHL would have done pretty well under the Nazis, he'd have probably served in the Kriegsmarine

anyone ever sucked their own dick?

we evolved to hunt and gather it not right

>>81897294
no but i used to be able to lean over far enough to lick it, too fat to do that now though

>>81897242
ive been put in the observation ward before. they sit you on a bed with all the males one side and all the females the other , they dont tell you when you'll be out and check on you every 15 minutes also the constantly offer you shit tea, i think its typhoo

>>81897300
we didnt stop evolving 10000 years ago mate

>>81897294
haha remember black salami

someone make a new thread. cant post pics on incognito, me

>>81897278
you also said you're too proud for PIP, though.

what about your Asperger's? that you definitely have. might as well get PIP, right? too unbecoming? too gauche?

>>81897390
>>81897390
>>81897390
>>81897390
new thread old image

>>81897387
Why do you keep assuming all these strange things about me.
Aspergers? What does that even mean. I don't "have" anything.

4 more left lads. Common.