Turnberry edition

>>81967376 (OP)
What happens in Turnberry?

>>81967387
golf by the looks of it lid

>>81967387
Golf mainly

>>81966562
>>81966565
>>81966570
Absolutely defeated by the power of britfeel lads

might move to thailand, they treat you like a king over there

>>81967401

>moving to Thailand

Lid they are at war with Cambodia right now. Probably not the best time to go over there.

It Saturday x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Uzm_5tu-U

Thailand is a 3rd world country. It's full of stray gangs of dogs that attack you. Crime is really bad there with people being robbed and shot for $5 cause everyone is so poor. Mosquitoes with malaria and other deadly diseases.

fuk tha

>>81967414
Youre such a mong lol

To the retard who reported me yesterday for muh waycism I hope you get your anus prolapsed by a mop stick. And the janny too

Sick of my Cambodian Pol 'Pu looking at me like this whenever I put on my reading glasses. Lid made a rice paddy from a local pond and keeps trying to change the locks to get me out working in there. Thing doesn't even eat rice.

>>81967452
this is still better than the Uk lad lmao

Only nonces and wrong'uns go to Thailand and Cambodia.

Are ya doin' alreeeeet there de lids?

>>81967473
Kek, this one tickled my funny bone.

Thailand ain't for me I am afraid.

THE ROYAL THAI ARMY GOES DOWN THE HIGH STREET FOR ME

Ah yes the great Ladyboys vs Child rapists war of 2025

No SSM updates in ages. Wonder what happened to him.

All I need to be happy is chicken nuggets, coca cola, youtube, and video games

>>81967459
That was me, do the crime do the time x

Only nonces and wrong'uns go to Discord and Reddit.

>>81967543
You never visited /b/ ? Far more noncey than Reddit and Discord

>>81967524
Of he died you'd likely not find out for ages. If at all.

>>81967543
>4chan got taken down
>went to plebbit to fill the void of discussion random shit music on /mu/ all day
>end up on a subreddit for the specific thing I wanted
>had like 10 rules to follow
>your post had to have "quality" and "flair" to not get deleted and presumably banned
I've seen less regulations to follow in the Soviet Union than this shit.

>>81967552
He actually spoke about dying in his flat and no one discovering him a few times. Helen would probably be the first to find out

natashas bedroom fucked me up something proper lads
cant stop thinking about cock
shes turned me gay oh no

>>81967560
To be fair they need some moderation otherwise it's just a stream of drivel like here.

>>81967528
dont need a lot do you lad?

>>81967540
Wait til I find you mate

Ms. Rachel JOI porn.

On me third wuppa of the day me.

>>81967574
I get having some but not "flair" really.
I basically want some middle ground where there's the freedom to call someone a faggot but spammers and offtopic gets slapped out, is all.
Effectively a 4chin where the jannies do their fucking job.

>>81967560
Many subs won't even let you post until you have built up some karma points

>>81967592
Tiny lad with a long neck but short penis

>>81967589
For me its wank it now

>>81967592
post your cuppa

>>81967572

>natashas bedroom fucked me up

Corr. She does some pretty extreme stuff de lid. Defo not for JOI beginners. Try to keep away from extreme femdom now. It bad for the ol' mental elf.

>>81967560
Pretty much every subreddit that was good and I enjoyed reading got banned t b h

Apparently the EU have also rolled out age verification. Ireland and Spain are getting hit with the same bollocks we are.

>>81967626
Good thing I live in Switzerland

>>81967637
Send me some free toblerones you Swiss cunt. Do you speak German or French?

>>81967570
Aye if he didn't have Helen his body would sit there Infested with bloatflies until the neighbour phoned the cops due to the smell of fish and shit.

Cba to verify my age me. Just garn use this as an opportunity to stay away from porn. As long as I can use 4chan and Weddit I'm sound.

>>81967644
His body would never be found, the smell of fish and shits wafts down the communal corridors everyday.

>>81967647
Same. Will just dial up the ole imagination when need be

>>81967641
I just have a Swiss visa. I live in Zurich though where they speak german.

He likely have SVT episode he not able to get out of with handstands.

Mate's got himself a bird. Naturally, he's spending every waking moment with her. Just want to go out on the lash...

>>81967662
Reckon he should try a few cartwheels or lion taming that might work.

Got me 40 quid VPN so I can look at porn whenever I want x

>>81967673
opera vpn and proton vpn are free you silly bastard

>>81967650
My friend had a problem with what he thought was black mould growing on his roof. The neighbour above wouldn't answer his door so he couldnt ask about the problem.
Long story short the guy had been dead for a while hence the staining on his roof. Guy was an alcy estranged from his family. Sad story.

>>81967673
Is that 40 quid year?

>>81967664
Your gunna be sidelined for a while now de lid. That's how it goes.

>>81967662
SVT attack on the bikeberg in the middle of nowhere

>>81967699
Waiting for him to break his neck doing this one of these days.

>>81967690
Aye. But he could do with a slice - he doesn't get out much

any balding paedophiles here?

>>81967664

Story as old as time itself de lid. Once they get a lass they drop their "mates" like a sack of shit.

>>81967708
Good your happy for him. Some people get butter about it

>>81967728
What were you like when you had paige?

only NPCs get bored at freedom. If someone really cannot find anything else to do in life besides wake up to an alarm clock at 6 am to go spend 2 hours in traffic and then sit 8 hours in a warehouse, they're straight up just not a human being, plain and simple.

my apple watch has burned my arm or something

>>81967675
>are free
but they are slower lid and you cant have multiple devices

>>81967687
ye

>>81967743
He was able to fit his giraffe neck entirely up her pussy.

>>81967748
They probably don't do anything of interest outside of work either. Everyone wants to take path of least resistance. No pushing themselves physically, no learning anything, no drive or ambition. Just coast like a retired old boomer in their comfort zone. Subhuman.

>>81967728
>they drop their "mates" like a sack of shit.
Why wouldn't they? there are more important things than mates in life. Having a gf and then making a family is quite important

>>81967748
Lad I've been NEET for 2 months now and it's killing me. I already finished all the video games I wanted to play. Got F all to do now but sit here all day. Its shite. Need a fucking job me

just conditioned and oiled my hair, shaved my arse, and did my skincare
feeling sexy and renewed

>>81967781
I'd agree if it weren't for them crawling back every time they get dumped lmao

>>81967788
learn to code
learn a language
make art
make music
do exercise
learn video editing
study
do meditation

>>81967748
im in at the warehouse for 4 hours later, walked the dog and went for a roon this mornin

>>81967799
I hate cunts like this

>get gf
>disappear for months
>reappear one day
>"where the fuck have you been?"
>oh nowhere haha
>disappears until they fall out with their 3/10 gf again

>>81967801
what a load of bollocks lad

Terrible fucking suggestions kek

>>81967788
This is your brain at 100 percent NPC levels.
>I NEED TO WORK TO NOW BLOW MY BRAINS OUT! THANKS MR. NGUBUBERG.

>>81967824
jobs provide wages which allows you to buy and do things you want

It also provides the pittance you dossers receive to sit here and act like doing fuck all with no money is some how considered "winning" at life

>>81967662
He been drinking them badger beers again. Full of sulphites they are.

>>81967788
I'm the same. I'm not neet but I can't just not do anything. Folks reckon I have ADHD cuz I have to keep busy. I love me games but can't play for long periods of time. A few days with no projects and I'm bored shitless.
I was unemployed about 10 years back for almost a year and I was drinking almost everyday to alleviate boredom.
It's not for me even when I wake up Monday dreading going to work.

>>81967819
you need some hobbies in life mate

>>81967862
Plenty of hobbies lad and none of them involve any of that shit npc advice

Police looking for a man who assaulted a woman at a York pub. Crazy.

>>81967876
no need to be horrible mate
not nice is it?
i do loads of coding me i love it

>all the porn gets restricted
>youtube keeps advertising to me AI apps that literally say things like "gets you off in 1 minute" or "when you (nut emoji) but the AI keeps going"
so what the fuck have we achieved except pushing people to riskier and poorly regulated alternatives

>>81967840
I wouldn't be able to go on holidays and have any real life in a minimum wage job. I wouldn't be working for myself... I'd be working to give the middle class even better lives. It's better to just not work in my circumstances.

oh aye wot did I do I went outside didn't I yes I did and I got myself a nice jacket o yes I did din't I did I not?

>>81967893
Do you have holidays and a "real life" now?

wish i had transitioned
anyone else feel like that?
i dont even want to be a girl, i actually want to be a sexy tranny

>>81967893
>flights to spain start at 15 quid

Yeah, no chance minimum wage could afford that ridiculous price lad...

no one likes or cares about men
being a man sucks
men are ugly and worthless

I can't find my own purpose in life
I need to wooooooooork

>>81967788
when I neet'd I got really bored around the 10 month mark, my routine was
>rise at 7
>go outside for air
>lift weights
>run
>shower
>food shop
>guitar
>draw
>walk
>vidya
>walk
>din dins
>walk
>fuck about
>sleep
>repeat

got a bit fucking boring in the end, like yeah I could do my hobbies all day but that gets boring. Truth is I dont want to do anything full time, I dont want to neet full time and I dont want to work full time, if only 20 hours a week was enough to sustain me without having to move into a flat share, cant be around people me.

Too many English people in Spain.
The place is still amazing tho.

>>81967911
not really, rLid

>>81967908
No but working wouldn't give me much of a better life. I'd be more miserable and alone working in some shit deadend job.

get yerself a job m8 giv ya summint to do rather than sittin round doin nothin ya know its good for you mental elf

>>81967914
I can't even get a passport.

you'd be well happy working at a warehouse 40 hours a week

>>81967889
You're still tolerating ads on YouTube?

>>81967922
I find that the occasional 4 day working week makes me go "man I wish it was always like this".
Like today I slept like shit so my Saturday is basically me wasting away, and I am the NPC who says "if I didn't work I'd be bored as fuck", but that also helps that I have a job that I actually like

>>81967943
Only on my phone mate, was watching shit on the dumper.

>>81967941
>the passport routine

ah i see, some other anon can take over now

>>81967922
I'd rather be bored at home watching funny orangutan videos on youtube, than be overstressed for 8-12 hours everyday for minimum wage, tolerating annoying coworkers, screaming managers and arsehole customers.

>>81967944
Id like 3 days, 1 of those work from home and thats it, 4 day weekend

>thursday: chilling
>friday: maybe I go somewhere and do something
>saturday: day for cleaning the flat, doing some chores
>sunday: day of rest, de lords day, do fucking nothing

thats what it should be, 5x a week is excessive as fuck, why do I have to do ANYTHING 5x a week? just leads to shit productivity because I have to pace myself, i could do 5 days worth of work in 3 if they'd let me but no so I drag my heels to not burn out by thursday. I hate work.

my job
my rented flat
my car
my friends
my social life
i coomed in a woman and she squirted out mini mes
me me me
my status
yes oh my god im so important
ack im dead now

>>81967969
as would I which Is why I only stopped neeting when a comfy sivil cervix job came up, absolutely NOT getting out of bed for minimum wage or anything that doens't offer at least 2 days working from home.

>>81967970
Well I used to not mind a 5 day week but now I'm like important at my job so I feel like I'm constantly working harder than I used to need to. Pay's worth it, but a fucking bit more downtime would do the soul wonders.

>>81967975
my boxroom
my computer
my dollies
my discord friends
i coomed into my hand and a bit got on the carpet
my bennies
o my god is this everything
ack im dead now

>>81967987
i choose this life

>>81967987
>and a bit got on the carpet
Always hate that lad.

>>81967982
why cant we have a 4 day work week, why cant we have this, why are we forced to do the 5x a week shit, you know im right
>friday night: thank fuck thats over with
>saturday: do whatever
>sunday: chill tf out
>monday: do the laundry and prepare for the week

it
just
makes
sense

Every time I've interviewed with a male interviewer he's been visibly disappointed I'm not attractive. I'm getting older and I'm sure the next time I try applications I won't get any interviews anymore now I'm not a teenager. It's disgusting. I interviewed at game once and the guy was blatantly only hiring young conventionally attractive girls, it's absolutely a thing. He just shut off as soon as he saw me. I'd have hated working for him and being leered at though.

Everyone actually wants to work and contribute in some way, companies are busy progagandising that they're desperate for employees when they're NOT, most job advertisements are fake or already have an internal candidate lined up. Keep trying so you can say you have but don't fall for it and let it affect your self-esteem. It's soul crushing wanting to participate but being barred from doing so.

imagine being a wagie and you get two days a week free and you choose to spend it on here attempting convince depressed neets to go get jobs

Gotta change the topic I thinks.

Anyone actually going abroad this year? I was in Spain back in June. Too hot but needed that rest and relaxation

>>81967997
>Every time I've interviewed with a male interviewer he's been visibly disappointed I'm not attractive.

O
MY
GOD

a feeeeeeeeeeeemale on my britfeel?

>>81967997
"work and contribute"
"participate"

btw get yer baps out luv

i love being a horrible little mong online, ill be sad when this ends

>>81968006
might go afghanistan with lord miles seems a laugh desu

spam mong is awake then

>>81968021
they dont even seem that bad the talibros

>>81968020
if it happens im already seeing if i can learn how to get a DIY VPN
I assume you can still post from one of those

clips 4 sale is behind a fucking ID verification. what a joke. Does KIER know how much porn specific fetishes I bought on that website and now I have to submit fucking FACE and ID to view my food chewing videos FUCK SAKE Im fuming mate. cant watch porn dont even feel like gooning porn is gone dead to me

I dont wanna have to get to know some whore FFS

>>81968021
My dad went to Afghanistan in the 70s.
Totally different place these days :(

>>81968028
As long as you are a bloke and don't give them issues they seem alright, but the moment you're a bint or in any way heretical in a way they don't like you're fucked. They just like miles as he was some goofy british guy they knew wasn't gonna be an issue outside of never knowing when the banter should stop.

>>81968035
You can bypass that shit like fucking nothing mate unless it DEMANDS an ID. People are working past the face shit in seconds.

Why should I work?

To afford a VPN

>>81968035
Get a VPN Footlad

>>81968061
imagine licking a black mans cum off of those tits

>>81968062
you need to stop this at once

>>81968039
as long as you dont have a vagina or slag off muhammed it'll be sound I think. Watching a bloke currently backpacking through china and he wears this ridiculous propeller hat but the chinese are ridiculously nice to him, like he turned up at some government building along a highway and using google translate asked if he could set up his tent outside and they let him sleep on a sofa indoors and gave him food, couldn't fucking do that in the yookay.

>>81968046
yeah but all that effort just to coom

Time to hang up the cooming gloves lad time to get outside and make connections with real men and women. make some memories and live life before I die

cheers x
>>81968061
doesnt work mate i got mullvad turn on the vpn and then pornhub and C4S etc just wont even load lmao vpn does fuck all for me

>>81968068
>yeah but all that effort just to coom
You just put in the effort once really. Once you got a fake webcam feed or something then you're set.

Its a fucking joke man

>>81968062
>drums my fingers on the handle of my claw hammer

dont make me

>>81968065
fuck off m8 you aint my boss

>>81968006
Currently in America right now me lid. Heading off camping in a state park today. Not a big camping guy so have to push myself.

>>81968067
Actually watching a thing in hong kong right now in one of their big stores and it's mental. Everyone seems quite friendly and all the shop owners are helpful and giving legit 1-1 advice.
Whereas here they'll just sell you what they're told to sell you for bonuses, or be fucking useless.

>>81968076
>open opera portable with free vpn
>everything works as normal

>>81968068
this, eventhough I could get past it easily I'm not going to, gonna leave it alone now because its not instantly accessible so my brain has disconnected from it being an easily acquirable thing, I'll still have the occasional wanklingtons cba with the nofap cult but it'll be to jpegs of boobies like god intended, not endless spaff scrolling goon sessions

>>81968094
eggsactly lad scrolling twitter and pornhub and spankbang and simpcity for hours every free moment and edging and frying your brain is not healthy.

time to move on and be free of the chains brother x

>>81968007
>>81968014
Point is he's a male. Women get the easy jobs just for being sexy.

>>81968089
Opera vpn doesnt play videos?

Can't even get shower gel in Walmart unless you ask a store assistant with a key. Probably because a certain subset of the population is stealing. The machetes aren't behind glass though, kek.

>>81968121
>Opera vpn doesnt play videos?
it does

>>81968085
me thinks they spread this misinformation so we dont leave, was looking at chinese rent prices and its miles better than here, worked it out on an english teaching wage I could have a comfy 3 bedroomed flat with quite a bit left over. Cba learning chinese and unless I lost everything and needed a fresh start I wouldn't go but its an interesting thought. They have mad cities as well, watched a vid where a bloke went to the 12th floor of a flat, stepped out onto the ground floor of a street, went to the 1st floor and stepped out onto another ground floor, cant remember the city but they have proper mad levels and not everything is on one ground.

One thing that is absolutely fucked though is that they were found exporting ground up fetus bodies in capsules and selling them as some sort of health supplement to hong kong and on this site I saw a thread dedicated to them harvesting children organs which was mental, there was a chink sweat shop where they were doing it and another where they had stopped a van on a roadside and in the cooler was a kid. There was one bloke who went into some abandoned facility and they had a pool full of fetuses. So thats absolutely mental but hey ho rent is cheap lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH2PBoqoVVU
laughing my arse off at this

>>81968128
Mine freezes when i play

>>81968137
China is fucked up in about as many ways as it is somewhat appealing. Any nation with a social credit score would be the end of 99% of people here.

>>81968121
>Opera
Literal spyware lad

>>81968113
I wasn't that bad but after a few days id get this inkling to go on gif then to go on spaff sites and I always said id just have a quick one and then it turns into like 40+ minutes because I cant find the ''right'' video, ridiculous but now I dont feel tempted, gif is full of race bait and tranny bullshit anyway and I cant easily get onto porno reddit or any sites so im just not arsed. My goal is only the occasional wank without any porn, bite sized steps tho first as I cant do cold turkey, jpegs on google images until that gets boring or they block that then the power of imagination.

>>81968076
>turns on vpn
>works

>>81968149
I forget they have that, china is quite fucked in many regards. Apparently they also have ''execution vans'' but id have to re-look into that to see if its western bullshit or actual, I wouldn't put it past china. It would be very appealing if they just dropped the schizo big brother shit.

>>81967997
Sorry foidy, try getting a real skill instead of relying on a pair of tits

>>81968076
man fuck chaturbate, id end up going on there and seeing some bint flicking herself off and think ah yeah this will do and then she'd take fucking forever because the tokens people were throwing at her would run out, just cum u dickhead.

might cop this
looks fire asf

>>81968176
Lol yeah, they'll be in a good position and then move to cover their bits just as you're about to nut

>>81968167
It's why it's a shame Hong Kong basically got annexed and we did fuck all. It had a lot of the positive culture aspects with some level of actual liberty.

>>81968180
is that because Alex was wearing one whilst nonce wrangling? swear hes worn that

>>81968089
>opera
been thinking about changing over to this recently, is it easy for a tech brainlet to use?

>>81968082
That sounds fun tho. You can proper camp in the US. Watch oot for them grizzly bears de lid. Give them the ole British one two down the pipe if they bother you.

>>81967997
i get bad reactions when im clean shaved

>>81968208
Don't think there are grizzlies where I'm going but there will be black bears, deer, beavers and groundhogs.

Hopefully when SSM dies HHL can get a neck transplant.

>>81968203
Kinda. The navigation menud are wank compared to brave and chrome

If ImageFap start blocking UK visitors then I will get a VPN.

I honestly Identify as trans american, I love guns, I love me food, love the great outdoors and I yearn for freedom. I'm american and I shouldn't have been born in this gay second world communist shit hole. I wish I could wake up in my detached wyoming bungalo, load up my truck with some fishing stuff and a rifle, go out into the middle of nowhere on nice open roads not clogged up with dickheads and just do a nice bit of fishing, maybe plink at some cans. I cant do that though, I will never do that and Im seething rn. I once did archery in my own back garden with a backdrop and had the landlord threaten to evict me, cant do a fucking thing in this place but in america I could go into my acres of land and start blasting at cans because no one cares. I WILL be signing up to the greencard lotto in oct.

>>81968235
alri timmy la

not even timmy, see theres multiple of us, please can I claim asylum in america?

>>81968221
Have the Doritos reached his tummy yet he did neck them week or so ago but it is a long journey lmao

>>81968235
Would have rather been born in fucking Zimbabwe than this dump.

still debating if i should fap to blacked today or not or some other thing

>>81968260
been slamming it to ASMR onlyfans thots recently
the leak sites are so small and shit they havent bothered with the age checks and the gov wont know they exist really

>>81968260
mate
you got to stop this right now

>>81967356
Im proud if u x
>>81966687
>the jabberwabber
Lol x

sick to death of it all just end me ffs

>>81968276
cant help it
my mind is blacked
>>81968272
any names?
any with black bf's?

>>81968284
Do some voluntary work HHL style

>>81968310
i dont spoonfeed blacktards lad

difficult day so far for me desu

hmm.

FUCK OFF FILTER FUCK OFF DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>81968367
yes we know lad this is months old

If I was a yank I'd definitely have a tub or two. Gotta protect my property after all

I'll say one thing a about America it's a real culture shock the sheer amount of black people everywhere and the weird way they speak.

>>81968399
Bit racist that, lad.

>>81968386
so ofcom are definitely going to push our poo in because gookmoot wont respond?

>>81968367
let them block 4chan desu. it for the best

goin out to a wee rave for pride tonight i reckon

was too monged on 2c last time i went out ruined half my night so tonight will be a welcome change
probably looked rly rude people trying to talk to me and complimenting me but i was too monged to communicate so just blank stared n walked past
tonight i will yap

>>81968433
>for pride
Fuck off

>>81968428
I believe ofcom will have to get a court order to force all UK ISPs to block access to 4chan, which will take months.

>>81959518 find how u talk on here nd very randomly reposting a shopped pic I posted out of all things very strange n demonic feeling

>>81968436
love pride me
let people be who they want to be and all that
cheers x

>>81968439
but it will happen eventually? im a tech mong, if isps block can we still access it via vpn?

>>81968448
Let them be who they want but dont treat them like special cunts who should be celebrated.
I'm not straight but fucking despise anything LGBT scene-wise

>>81968452
Yes, any free VPN or proxy will do. But to post, you'll need to purchase a 4chan pass since 4chan only allow residential IPs to post without a VPN

>>81968457
>dont treat them like special cunts who should be celebrated
cor you sound fun
do you cry at birthday parties too
"ur not special for being a year older!!!!" ok bud let's get you to bed x

Really pining for some oily Wapanese lass to bounce on my cock. It is essential she is petite, has a hairy vagina and medium firm tits. Long hair in a ponytail too. Yup, that's the dream. Even a Nouth Worean lass would do, some of them are cute too.

>>81968463
Any good residential proxies that won't add me to a botnet?

>>81968471
too bad youre a smelly incel living in your childhood boxroom

>>81968448
>>81968457
I dont know why gays have to do all the outlandish gay shit though. I knew a lad in uni who looked normal, didn't have gay voice and no one knew he was a poofta until on a uni trip one lad looked at him scrolling through insta and said ''haha why you got loads of half naked blokes on yer insta you gay?'' to which he replied ''yes'', made sense as to why he was so good with women, even he said he hated the pride gays and overly camp gays. You can fuck a man up the arse without being a flaming faggot, gay af but not faggy. Think id respect it more if they were just normal men and didn't shove it down peoples throats (lol).

>>81968480
Not an incel me but the box room is right you've done me there, lad. I love women so can't be an incel. Love wanking to Wapanese women, the ones where they are frozen in time like Bernard's Watch.

>>81968486
>why isnt everyone boring like me
thought so

>>81968467
A birthday is a reason to celebrate if you're so inclined. A sexuality isn't.
The whole point of the LGBT movement is to be accepted as just normal people with normal lives. How the fuck is having an entire month for yourself and special rainbow events gonna make you seem like anything other than a special class that's literally illegal to dislike.

>>81968486
I basically get the same. Everyone I meet assumes I'm straight then I just happen to be a fan of arse/todger.

>>81968501
>nooo stop celebrating!!!
- anon, to a worldwide event of people celebrating

your not welcome like
stay in your boxroom lad x

>>81968474
Free? Probably not. Better off just paying for a VPN.

>>81968510
>to a worldwide event of people celebrating
Feel free to keep doing it then, just dont be surprised when everyone hates gays even more. Shit is actively damaging to acceptance.

she was looking kinda dumb with her finger in her bum and the smell of shit on her forehead

>>81968463
You that poor you cant afford 5 quid a month lol

Brasseries or no Brasseries is the question today de lids. It Saturday x

>>81968533
I have paid VPN, that's why I suggested that anon pay for one too

>>81968524
nobody asked for your opinions on gay acceptance mr boxroom

>>81968441
kys you scottish drug addict

Fucking angry at the government tbqh. I realise the problem. Government is full of old retarded cunts who have no idea about the internet or porn or free speech.

>>81968566
Nobody asked you to bang on about some fag event you're going to.

>>81968563
You still bleeding out your arse nappyboy?

Xvideos sperged out so much they made a massive blogpost kek

https://pornbiz.com/

>>81968563
What day r you start volunteering?x

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the pornographers!?

would love to have a go on a full auto ak, looks quite fun

someone please think of the boxroom wankers and 4chan incels PLEASE

>>81968626
Me? A go on a big pale pair of tits with visible veins.

tired as frick and cant be arsed doing nothing

viewing this gif without posting your face pic is now illegal in england

Ineed 2 get out my bed n get a few fings done n shower after my phone charge
Ave not done a decent walk in long while now nd I want to go before say 6 bc its saturday nd too many drink ppls outside on weekends where they've got aggression buff

>>81967987
Oddly specific that. Classic case of projection

>>81968665
How is it even possible for a penis to be this big?

>>81968665
have got to stop this mate

Hanging around in the smoking area at work, waiting for an appropriate time to sign out and fuck off. Then I'm straight down the pub for a cold beer, it gonna be lush and I mean LUSH

>>81968682
Be black
>>81968686
BBC is the future get over it

>>81968583
what you doing tonight lad?
oh on 4chan aye? on the computer yeah
bit of gooning aye?
yeah sounds cracking mate
alright well have a good one x

I'm a smelly incel living in my childhood boxroom

homosexuality is a disgusting abomination
youre going to hell

bible is pretty clear what happens to homofags, lesbos, trannys etc

>>81968700
Nothing wrong with that imo we can't all be winners

>gets one of my apus to sneak up behind the BBC poster to give him one clean hit to the back of his skull, causing him to drop to the ground to have a seizure
>gives my apu the go ahead to continue smashing his cranium apart until the only sound that can be heard is the wet smacking sound of hammer and brain

he wont be missed

boxroom dollymong crying at anons again and projecting his boxroom incel status onto them. Loses the argument everytime when he gets dragged into debates with anons criticising homos, women and browns and yet still spends literally all day doing it and embarrassing himself. Sad!

Ukip protest in town 2day

man thgis deranged guy with the violent fantasies gets very triggered by some bbc

its just a black cock m8

>>81968730
Jesus Christ lad it's not on to teach Apus to kill. You're creating a Seethie-Weethie who will eventually turn on you.

>>81968689
boxroom dollymong jealous he can't do this

boxroom dollymong jealous he's not rolling tonight wearing gay little ears and tail and getting adoration from the dolls

might ask this baddie out on a date

might ask the anal magician chika out on a date

Changed my mind no shower b4 walk ill do it when I grt back to be back earlier
Feel so minging going out w.o shower bt I had 1 quite close to bed last night

>>81968766
he's a wrongun lad, truth is I dont know what to do with this apu, when he was fresh out of the spawn he strangled an apu to death, always had a blood lust and hes growing bigger, cant release him into the wild either.

Protein bar4 brekkie

>>81968861
we were all worried sick when u got banned

>>81967309
>His mother is probably proud of him for doing voluntary work
Feeling warm n fuzzy inside

Just enjoyed a tasty turkey and bacon wrap and now tucking into some Mountain Dew Baja Blast and a pack of "Buncha Crunch."
I got the shits from eating Takis and Cheetos all week don't I? Curse I do.

Get this down your gullet de lids!
https://youtu.be/CqM11bt9QvI?si=HopzPYoYl9LyW-Yc

wishing i was American

>>81968870
Am bored shiteless w/o my vapes sumtimes xx

>>81967560
Last time i went on reddit I got banned from some board for saying "I have no idea what women want, and they seem collectively unwell". Apparently that's hateful.
I messaged the moderator and said it was an expression of frustration and confusion, and they blocked me from responding.

cannot stop thinking about bbc
even after posting this there is no catharsis
just a neverending hunger

>>81968982
Fascinating stuff Ranjeet

all white women should go black only
would be interesting to see how the world responded if it happened literally
imagine the copes people would come up with

>>81968951
They'll be white knights who just see any "woman bad" comment as unacceptable. I assume even then you were just being hyperbolic for comedic effect but no fun allowed really.

Saar i am sissy for bnwo i cannot stop clicking blacked porn saaaar

>>81968865
be careful crosslad i got kidney stones that one time. please limit yourself to 20 protein bars/week

>>81969015
you too? fuck its really unstoppable isnt it?

>>81969025
Don't reply to me brownoid

>why do we still have gay pride!!!
i agree, but also
why do we still have Christmas?

grown man. hangs around with 12 other men calls them "disciples". wash eachothers feet. totally not gay.

>>81969030
Because it's become completely homogeneous from its original intention, which was already nicked from other places. Christmas really isn't that religious anymore outside of proper christian households.
That and it's just nice to have an annual day where the kids get presents and excitement init.
Also cos it's profitable, which is coincidentally why companies still do pride

religious or secular i think in Britain we have a solid history of coming up with reasons to get pissed and/or have the day off.
>sorry m'lord it's the Feast of St Wubbins, patron saint of wine

but same goes with stuff like when they were filming The Shining and Kubrick threw a neurodivergent temper tantrum because British film crews are legally entitled to tea breaks.

Get rid of borders, let us live wherever we want x

>>81969064
I hate the royal family but you can damn sure I was at the pub when it was lizzie's finally jubilee or whatever it was that got us the day off. Maybe the coronation. Don't remember, don't care, spent it teasing my mate's gf

your future wife probably has been blacked

>>81969086
>spent it teasing my mate's gf
phwoar, what did you get up to?

>>81969047
aye that's fair, even if they've shifted more towards 'trans rights'. very daft term because gay peoples did not have basic equality stuff like age of consent or marriage, now they do.

just make a 'NHS day' where everyone throws money into the Treasury. some of that will get used on transgender people, specifically, but also everyone in the country

some lads on here are only packing 4 inches, feel quite bad for them

>spot on my nose seems to be a wart
>also have one on my finger
the fuck is this

i think prior to now i've had maybe three or four warts in my entire life.

>>81969092
Not like sexual mate. More just whenever I meet his newest gf I go
"GOT A SMALL DICK HASNT HE"
or
"SO... HE INTO PEGGING?"
and try to get them to tell me shit I find funny. That and make horrific tasteless jokes to gauge how much shit I can get away with in front of them.

>>81969091
Your future wife is from an arranged marriage Pradeep

>>81969126
you do not sound like a pleasant person to be quite blunt.

>>81969126
is he into pegging then?

>>81969101
Trans rights are never defined. "trans rights are human rights" makes no sense given they are humans and have all the same human rights. What more do they need, "anyone who misgenders me should be killed"?

I'm surprised what you suggested hasn't been done honestly. There are people out there passionate about the public sector especially the NHS and schools, so if you made a holiday that also encouraged like charitable donations it'd probably go down pretty well and make a few bob for starved broke sectors.
Only issue is I would NOT trust the government to actually use the money well or give it out evenly.

>>81969134
Sounds like you can't handle some very basic banter. I don't run up to them mid-introduction and scream it at their face. Just see if the girl likes a laugh, he goes off to get a round, then ask her shit like that to see the response (which is usually laughter).
Loosen up a bit mate.

>>81969135
Nah. I actually usually learn more about the girl, as a couple now have been like "I even offered to do it". Didn't think many chicks would see the appeal cos I don't get it.

my ex wanted to peg me it was alright to be fair

>>81969165
Then maybe I just don't know women well enough. Figured there wouldn't be much in it for them besides some sub/dom shit, but more are into it than I thought.

>>81969147
'rights' is such an odd term too because like 'women's rights' or something, you've won. 'yeah we have the vote and equal rights, but we want...' what? i'm guessing most transgender young'uns were born after the Equality Act 2010.

>There are people out there passionate about the public sector especially the NHS and schools
it was quite nice during lockdown how everyone was proud of are NHS, but i can't blame that turned around with strikes and that. can't pay with claps, can you.

NHS should NOT be a charity but you CAN overpay taxes/into the Treasury etc, maybe allow it to be ringfenced. get some of those same big companies doing Pride to toss a few million to the NHS... they also have #NHSPride:)

>>81968929
Get a swiss visa, lad. You could get one, right?

>>81969159
>Sounds like you can't handle some very basic banter.
>Loosen up a bit mate.
maybe, just can't be arsed with "oh i'm testing to see what i can get away with" shite. i could just prattle off some 13-year-old /b/tard nonsense, anyone can.
sounds like snake stuff rather than being a good pal and having a laff.

and in my experience people who say this kind of thing can dish it out but not take it: they "never get offended" then one day they absolutely do. but that's different, because it's them.

>>81969193
>NHS should NOT be a charity but you CAN overpay taxes/into the Treasury etc
Funny thing is I would actually consider doing that, were it not for (again) having 0 faith in it being distributed well. Like giving it to a charity you know has corruption scandals etc, feels like your good intention just lines some twat's pockets.
That's why I think it might be better if like you said it was JUST for the NHS, or schools, or even councils under a "hey anything you give might fix a pothole", but that shit would still no doubt get money shifted around to bombing the middle east or giving Keir another expensive dress for his missus.

if I was brown my parents would arrange a marriage for me with a QT lass from a wholesome family.

>>81969221
>i could just prattle off some 13-year-old /b/tard nonsense, anyone can
Yeah but I want to know the person I'm gonna do that in front of actually finds it funny and they can banter with it too.
It's not just me "pushing my luck" it's me figuring out how dark my humour can get as I find it the funniest. It's fun to banter about taboo or politically incorrect shit.
That and no matter what I say it's almost always in jest. Very hard to piss off or offend.

>and in my experience people who say this kind of thing can dish it out but not take it
Eh not me. Half the time my rancid humour is directly mocking myself.

Waiting on my neighbour driving away before i can go fr my walk so they dnt speak to me

I really love those Lubed videos. The Gabbie Carter ones especially. Just oily lassies getting fucked.

>>81969261
Put headphones or earphones in you silly dingus. That's what I always do.

Today feels like Not-Summer fr the first time in ages.Months even.Feels so nice.Now watch the heatwave start again tomz.Lol

On my second pint de lids

>>81969261
im the same lol x

>>81969267
Sometimes they dnt notice n speak anyoay which is disorientating

>>81969286
Me? Third. It saturday x

>>81969255
fair enough then lad, different tastes. i think there's a difference between PERSONAL offence (which should be a thing, manners and that) and political correctness or blue humour

sometimes they overlap. met a lad on a night out with friends once, we got talking, seemed sound, randomly started going on about how my friend was a chink, all the classic jokes.
>come on mate that's my friend
suddenly he was all defensive like i'd just kicked his dog. it's just his sense of humour. i'm being too sensitive blablabla
just didn't want him taking the piss out of my friends like that to be honest, he didn't even say it to her face (and probably wouldn't)

>>81969286
<Mmmmmmmmmmm slainte x
>SSSAA

Why won't HHL get a couple of bokkles? Live a little innit. Just don't go overboard.

>>81969311
Eh not sure how I'd go. I'd wanna prod it a bit as it can be funny but if I didn't know you all that well then I'm not sure I'd drive straight into "tooth hurty" jokes. Either way I'd probably be more like him where as long as I let you know I wasn't actually having a go at them then you should just see it as jokes, but I get why some wouldn't.
For me, nothing's off the table, directed back at me too.

Mmy regina of my heart

also when depressed people do their "i'm gonna fuckin kill myself" self-deprecating routine that one bothers me but it's definitely a pet peeve.
glad you have a sense of humour about it, but do it maybe twice, then stop. and get help please.

Just secured them Brasseries me.

It Saturday x

They'll be coming for our booze next lads

>>81969346
>For me, nothing's off the table, directed back at me too.
genuine question then has nothing riled you up?

i used to think this way and it was the most random shit that got to me. maybe getting older i've just become RE-sensitised (we're all moving further away from being teenagers in life)

Cudve been my mmy this demonic fish faced egg headed troon was trying to rape or any1 elses
Am team sandie

>>81969376
>genuine question then has nothing riled you up?
Ehhh not really. For me it's the CONTEXT that matters. You can have a go about some of the most offensive shit to me, and as long as I know it's in good spirits, I genuinely couldn't give a fuck. It's the way I think most should live.

I guess I've got soft spots like we all do, but I'll poke fun at it too. The moment I think someone is being genuinely shitty about it then yeah I might get more annoyed. Not had anything in recent memory where a joke went "too far", just people being shite in a way that clearly wasn't a joke.

>>81969365
Based. Nothing wrong with having a couple of drinks.

>>81969365
I look forward to you going "I'm on my sober grindset from now on" for the 100th time in a week.
You are fucking shite at staying sober you cunt.

remember at York Dungeons in a group this lad made a big show out of NOT playing along with the performers, winding them up and that, being a tricky trollster.
lass goes, "you're not impressing anyone, you know," and it shut him up immediately.

>>81969430
shut the fuck up, show some respect to the UK chairman

>>81969442
No he's a fucking insufferable dickhead.

They're called it the end of an era x

Helper's world will never collapse x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Uzm_5tu-U

>>81969445
He has a hidden disability you mong

>>81969456
Doesn't seem that fucking hidden.

Actually arse cancer.

what's the most recent thing in your flat you've smashed, HelperLad?

>>81969472
Paige

>>81969472

Me woffee wable. Not even that bothered me, me new one is much better.

>>81969484

We never had sex thoughs thank fuck.

>>81969365
Are you strong enough to carry those you little faggot
>>81969472
His own arsehole with a massive dildo

HHL is in a care home because of bullies like you

>>81969510
bet you abandoned your smackhead mates when SHE came along, hypocrite

Thailand is using F-16s against Cambodia now.

Wonder how many sprogs Paige has pumped out by now

>he still thinks that's Paige

That's my auntie you mongtard.

>>81969566
>That's my auntie
Proof?

>>81969566
Why does she only have one leg?

HelperLad's urinary tract infection is his Breaking Bad moment
he is out volunteering with his new lease on life
if i were you, i would NOT push him, he has nothing to lose now

One thing I noticed about this general us the wagies vs the NEETs always at each others throats. It not nice

You lads better start respecting the HelperLad the UK CHAIRMAN. Or you'll have me to deal with.

>>81969539
he looks like such a sweet innocent lad

>>81969602
alri frosty jackz

>>81969604
Bit low IQ looking though.

>>81969618
autistic people are of normal intelligence.

>>81969602
same lad
helper defence league

On me third wokkle already. Might just speed run these Brasseries then order a wizza.

>>81969602
>>81969638

Based HHL loyalists x

It Welpers World. Simple as

>>81969644
i know this is pretty out there lad, but have you ever considered getting sober? how life might be, without the booze?

>>81969659
He claims he's going sober once a week then never does.

>>81969651
standing back and standing by

>>81969604
He looks like a total mong desu

How it should be x

HHL loyalism on full display x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHi_8FGMObQ

>>81969674
me after the Lost River Ride
classic hhl style

Think I have the block beat but won't know 100% until it happens desu.

>>81969674
Corr his carers look hot

>>81969674
He looks better than you lad. You're probably a fat cunt behind the screen

>>81969674
Honestly looks like he'd be a nonce, school shooter, or both.

>>81969686
Explain yourself lid

two steaks for dinner
all alone in my room

>>81969651
>>81969682
That masked guy isn't even pro-Joker, he's just an opportunistic criminal taking advantage of the chaos.

>>81969674
t.fatty boombatty

>>81969695
it's this. he's not bad-looking or anything. just has the cold look of a psychopath.

>>81969674
that neck is so long lmao seriously what a grim doll eyed cunt needs slapping hard

>>81969674
Got lovely clear skin in this pic

>>81969702
I'm 98% sure I can circumvent our ISPs blocking 4chan. 4chan blocking us is a different matter, some of the same mechanisms apply for IPSes blocking but not all.

need something long and hard up my ass rn desu

HHL looks like a normal chap. Wouldn't expect someone normal to use r9k desu. Thought everyone here would be an ugly troll with down syndrome.

Nrly got shit all over off the seagulls there was loads ofv them n it splattered everywhere. Still gna get them a wee treat 4 later my work.not done today

>>81969738
Kys you dirty nonce cunt

>Fortnite OG live event at 7pm

Corr

>>81969721
cor, it art imitating life. many such cases.

>>81969738
Are you talking about DNS blocks?
>4chan blocking us is a different matter
Highly unlikely IMO

Welper might be autistic af but at least not fat lard arse like some of the creatures who likely post here. Also still has his hair.

>>81969743
can sort this:
>>81969682
wind your neck in

>>81969738
Break our chains!

>>81969760
Aren't you a bit old for Fortnite lmao

Might go full-scale HHL tonight and order a webab in. Diet can fuck off for a day.

>>81969795
Fortnite is for all ages.

eva loved fortnite

Might go full HHL and get a few wokkles in x

>>81969824
It's for zoomers

feel like im gonna go full ozzy osbourne and drop dead

>>81969760
dab on eva's corpse

Necking these wokkles now
Shoutout to the UKDC
Shoutout to the britfeel drinking crew
Shoutout to the Seaside Army
Shoutout to the Royal Thai Army
Fuck Cambodia
Fuck the seethie weethers
Fuck the lot x

>>81969866
Cheers lad. About to neck some wokkles meself x

we are liv
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/2025_4chan_Summer_Cup
if you have nothing better to do

>>81969769
Yeah, I figure sushimoot will wait it out for ISPs to block 4chan.
>Are you talking about DNS blocks?
Not just DNS
Run: nmap -v -A ( 4chan IP address )
You'll get an idea of the route I've taken to beat the block. Cloudflare and at the moment I'm unable to mitigate it's impact on a potential block.

>>81969852
yes, other generations/ages too.

nothing too mean or horrible in it. i know gamers like their violence. i don't. gory horror films are for teenagers, specifically.

>>81969866
shout out the chairman

just did my bmi and i am officially a fat cunt according to the nhs

>>81969835
she hasn't posted on her Reddit in 5 days. wonder what happeened.

>>81969788
+1 Kanna is best girl!

>>81969901
should 25 stone anon be worried?

>>81969904
''eva'' was a 16 year old tranny lad, literally admitted to it and isn't coming back, paired with noncecord chat logs taking the piss out of us.

These 6am starts are fuckin me up. Tired already and it's not even 7 yet

THE ROYAL THAI AIR FORCE GOES THROUGH CAMBODIAN AIRSPACE FOR ME

DADADADADADADADA

>>81969917
well im just over 14 stone and im officially into overweight territory, things dont sound good for a 25 stone anon

>>81969925
plenty of time to go for his record

>>81969894

Cheers lid. I couldn't let the lids down tonight. I'll be sound as long as I don't go warage later or even worse town. Ignoring any messages off me "mates" tonight. Keeping to me own lane x

>>81969940
no no no, anon youre getting it wrong, i want to lower my bmi, not increase it, ideally id like to be LESS of a fat horrible ugly fat cunt, not more of one

>>81969947
your life revolves around alcohol you sad pathetic rat cunt

>>81969947
I'd have a drink with you lad. But I live in Liverpool so too far x

>>81969919
it was all fake made up by BN and shippy who likes to call himself daddy greg. BN did the LARPing and daddy greg supplied the photos of the underage girl

>>81969958
>your life revolves around alcohol
So does most adult lives you dork. Finish work on Friday and get wasted.

You wot

>>81969947
would get that bus to beehive to join you but still wissed from last night

>>81969975
Oh well if everyone else is getting the vax then I should too

Ur just jealous lad that we'd rather get wokkles with HHL than hang with him. HHL is just a more fun person to be around. You just have a stick up your arse lad. Thinking you're better than everyone else cause you don't drink alcohol or go to parties

>>81969919
i believe eva was 20/21. don't care he/she was a transgender.

>>81969968
nah. i'm not in that Discord, but eva6 had other accounts, elsewhere. premium/paid ones.
BN knows he's lying, but those other two users who believed him? embarrassing.

>Wokkles on tap (check)
>Webab wrap (check)
>Wortnite event happening (check)
Good night for our Welper

>>81969976
HHL has those dead mong eyes. nothing really going behind there apart from some selfish greed demon

>>81969999
>HHL is just a more fun person to be around
how
all he does is spam shit about the news no one cares about or facts about his sad fucking life

>>81970009
could be a contact high from his smackhead mates. you don't know.

Cuz he gets out there and has a good piss up with the lads while ur sat on r9k complaining lol

>>81970009
eyes that say "i like to torture rats"

>>81969775
I have a full head of hair. Thank you very much.

>youll never go on the piss with hhl and double team a prozzie

>>81970022
>has a good piss up with the lads
All he does is come back and immediately complain about it on r9k. He just fucking whinges about it every time.

>>81970009
Ebin has the same eyes

Anyone else rather fond of black mens willies?

>>81969999
>>81970022
Calm down Sean

Is he gonna get a bag in?

eating milk duds now
t.14 stone anon

>>81970044
not for me
prefer the white ones

Just started taking 25mg of vortioxitine and I'm having major anxiety for no reason. Those these antidepressants are supposed to help me. Fuckin ell. That psychiatrist is a lying bastard.

>>81970034
kind of worried i'd naturally go for HHL too, even just a gentle peck on the cheek or something, and he'd kick off and claw at me like a rat.

I think I have nice eyes (I'm making it wide here so you can see that it's green and blue, I don't have a mad stare lmao)

>>81970048
Me? Yeahs

>>81970044
I like big ones, I couldn't give a shit what colour they are.
Only thing worse than a blackedfag is a footfag.

>>81970060
YOU HAVE A WOMANS EYES MILORD

>>81970058
saw your post asking about this lad, one i've never even heard of tbqh.
did they not say anything about a time frame? bit rough for the first few days, then calms down?

Not worth taking meds for anxiety or depression lad. It's all made up crap to get you hooked. You can sort your depression by going for a walk in the sun x

>>81970085
This!

Go for a walk. Get a membership at the gym. Get a job. Work is good for your mental health. Doctors should prescribe zero hour contract warehouse shifts, not SSRI's.

>>81970085
Benzos are comfy af though. My favourite? Clonazepam.

>>81970058
Just keep taking more and more jew pills lad. That'll sort everything right out.. eventually...

>>81970068
In waht way, lad?

>>81970085
>tfw its cloudy

>>81970074
I was on 15mg before and they have upped it to 25 which is the highest dose. It's a special one that treats major depressive disorder (severe depression) and its doing fuck all. Im only on day 2 as well. I hope so if it carries on I'm not taking it the psychiatrist can piss off.

>>81969981

Beehive is shite anyway de lid. Rather take you to my local and have a few jars.

I used to be depressed but I beat it by doing the opposite of things that was making me depressed x

>>81970100
>Get a job. Work is good for your mental health.
Yeah just slave at some shit job for pennies with some dumb cunt manager breathing down your neck lad. It'll sort you right out.

>>81970106
Have been doing for 15 years. None of them work. Either I have something else wrong with me or my brain is that fucked none of the tablets work.

>>81969539
Why is HHL holding the beer like that? lol

>>81970115
Doctor should have told you that these kinds of medications need to be taken for weeks before kicking in.

>>81970118
hopefully one day before this shite hole closes down

>>81970085
why not do this, but also enhance it while you're on?

>>81969539
It would be incredibly easy to overpower him and take his anal virginity.

>>81970129
Exactly. Contributing to society, giving you something to do. Good for you.

>>81970153
A) That's illegal lad
B) You'll go to jail

>>81970147
wish i knew how to get

>>81970154
>Contributing to society
What society?

>>81970134
what, with his hand?

HHL could spark you lads out lmao

>>81970137
6-8 weeks I'm aware. Been taking vortioxitine now for almost 3 months.

>>81970001
admitted on here he was 16 and just did his english gcse

yeah not sure I can be bothered to read the same drivel all night again. Im going to shitpost on Brit

JUST SEEN THE FORTNITE OG LIVE EVENT

IT 2018 VIBES

IT'S HAPPENINGS

Nothing wrong with liking trannies if they pass like.

feels so naughty when im out and about and everyone thinks im normal but i have this dark bbc secret i carry round

normal guy irl
but my inner life? sissy faggot for bbc
and no one knows

>>81970182
also admitted he was a snowbunny

>>81970231
got to get rid of this habit mate

>>81970244
no
i must convert you all to the bnwo

Was a nice little throwback to 2018 era Fortnite that. It nostalgia x

>https://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2025-07-24/inside-the-former-poundland-hiding-2m-drug-farm-with-killer-booby-trap
Coor blimey

>>81970221
oh aye
helper knows the score

>>81970288

What can I say, I'm a simp for nice sexy thighs x

>>81970231
just a bit pathetic honestly mate

>>81970288
She is very pretty x

I'd like to be shrank and owned by an older woman who likes to have her feet pampered and massaged.

>>81969382
She looks cute how big is her cock?
>>81969539
Imagine his goose neck going straight up inside her vagina like a reverse childbirth.

Proper pro-HHL choon this x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-Z3YrHJ1sU

>>81970300
black and red vibes
she work for KM

https://youtu.be/SwCZmJot5To

>>81970342

Black and red vibes on tap lately x
These lasses know the score x

Helper's world needs a radical group of female loyalists Gaddafi regime style. Their uniforms will be black and red naturally x

>>81970412
Thats a bloke with a cock

How it should be x

Gaddafi knew the score x

>>81970447
No women will ever be attracted to you

>>81970447
>black and red
HelperLad on his anarchism arc???

Helper you goose necked cunt I'd batter you like a sausage.

Cannot watch the news, I cannot find out about world events. Human suffering makes me profoundly depressed and miserable. I have to surround myself with distractions to make it all go away but even that is not working anymore. I am now in a state of limbo living each day as it comes. I cannot see a way out, there has to be more to life than this.

>>81970494

Black and red isn't a left-wing thing. Look at the Right Sector in Ukraine for example. For me, red and black represents righteous evil.

Ruth will be praying that 4chan is blocked.

>>81970521
you are a dumb cunt and so far up your own skinny white arse you cant smell the shit coming from your mouth fella

Righteous evil is the way forward for Britain and Europe, hell the entire world, whether you like it or not. Being "good" just lets the bad guys win and everyone suffers.

id love to beat up HHL ngl kick him in his face when hes down, jump on his head until it cracks open

going to go downstairs to see if my t shirt arrived I ordered in april, had an argument with the store owner, turns out its a royal mail fuck up and he got a refund off them so CLAIMS hes sent another t shirt out and it should have arrived. I tell you, dont buy anything from resurrection in liverpool and dont buy off anyone in liverpool. I also bought a ''the thing'' t shirt which arrived with weird brown stains on it so ive had to tell ebay to get my 7 quid back. Fucking ridiculous, bloody scousers.

helper's thread
helper's world

hhl is such a grim slug of a human.

>>81970557

That's not righteous evil though, just third-world style savagery. Under a just righteous evil regime you'd be lined up against a wall to protect innocent peopel.

>>81970579

Based x

>>81970557
It's true I really detest the bastard. I can just picture bashing his head in with a bat.

why is it always the grossest limp dick cowards who latch onto extreme hatred as a personality

>>81970521
me? i see far-left anarchists.

Mad lads are following a bus full of boat wogs on the motorway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rRK8OIf6CU

Sean will never put his penis in a woman who loves him lmao x

>>81970634
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rRK8OIf6CU
Bloody ell thats mad

Want some Curtis bacon

>>81970655
>Sean will never put his penis in a woman

Fine by me. I will die a virgin like Hitler. I will stay pure for ASMR goddesses x

>>81970634
dropping off or picking up?

>Footmong lost his virginity
>he will never be called a virgin loser
>he will never EVER enjoy femdom and humiliation porn to its full potential

Lmfao I know this hurts him even if he denies it.

Eva Braun was quite pretty. German sexologists discovered that lassies also enjoy sex.

to be quite frank i do not believe for a SECOND she and Hitler weren't bonking on the reg.

>>81970706
he would have won if he stayed pussy free

>>81970734

I won't make the same mistake de lid x

>>81970734
monks knew the score

>>he will never EVER enjoy femdom and humiliation porn to its full potential
this one actually weirds me out, even for perverts. and it makes sense they'd want/be fine with people being weirded out.
but still. something about this, and finding it sexy, and admitting it.

>>81970771
HHL is on a whole other level fucked up tbqh. Sometimes I think he just gets off on being embarassing.

>>81970787
he is like a naughty child.

which is fine. he's entertaining and ultimately harmless. not much more you can ask for, these days.

>>81970757
exactly mate

Oh aye x

https://x.com/news_and32812/status/1949183762287198699

just tried to get an erection but couldnt

>>81970698
Mind if I shag your Auntie??

>>81970771
Femdom will never be enjoyed because 99.9% of girls don't like it

>>81970833
It safe in Bangkok x

>>81970834
get a bag in
or one of these

new threadingtonbergs upon tynes x

>>81970845
>>81970845
>>81970845

>>81970851
i get wanting to be held down and fucked, like she's a cat in heat.
i also get biting, scratching, etc. even if you're the one asking for it.
but
>you're just a dirty little pervert, bark like a dog for mistress
? you've lost me there.

>>81970851
mongs take it to the extreme now because they have weird porn fantasies
nothing wrong with the gf getting a bit dominant mate, some girls do like it

https://youtu.be/-CjEyWe8lXg

whisht, lads, haad yer gobs