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Anonymous No.81872802 [Report] >>81872826 >>81872846 >>81872887 >>81873534 >>81873569
retard bitch manager at burger king when i go to take back the meat burger they gave me instead of a plant burger:
"uhh but this receipt says you ordered a meat burger"
me:
"it might say that on the receipt but i ordered a plant burger"
bitch:
"but the speaker box bitch repeated the order and said meat burger and you said ok"
me:
"no i heard her repeat back "plant burger" not meat burger"
bitch:
"ok but the receipt says meat burger"
me: "*gesticulates wildy* yeah you're right, but i ordered a plant burger"
bitch: "ok i will replace it please wait out front"
me: "i was wondering if i could get a free burger and a refund because i had to come back and wait and it's been half an hour"
bitch: "i can give you a refund or the burger not both"
me: "i would like to be compensated because it was your error that led to me wasting half an hour and the petrol coming back here"
bitch: *says nothing, holds out card reader with negative number on it*
me: *beep*
bitch: "ok thank you" *goes to shut window*
me: *still looking at her, raises finger and half opens mouth*
bitch: *reluctantly opens window again*
me: "i was hoping for a burger too"
bitch: "i can give you meat burger, meat burger, or meat burger that we already have cooked"
me: "im a vegetarian"
bitch: "i can make you plant burger but it will take 10 mins"
me: "thats fine, shall i park"
bitch: "yes"

ALL THIS FOR A FUCKING BURGER. HOW ARE YOU THIS DENSE, JUST FUCKING GIVE ME MY SHIT WHY DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN AND REEEEEXPLAIN OVER AND OVER BECAUSE OF YOUR MISTAKE AND NOW I FEEL BAD BECAUSE YOU LOOKED LIKE A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS AND I WANTED TO FUCK YOUR MOUTH GENTLY BUT YOU DIDNT SEEM INTERESTED
Anonymous No.81872814 [Report] >>81872828
Im not reading all that OP

Everyone knows fast food workers are the lowest of the low IQ apes
Anonymous No.81872826 [Report] >>81872837
>>81872802 (OP)
You sound very brown and very poor.
Anonymous No.81872828 [Report] >>81872845
>>81872814
why post then, do you post this in every thread you dont care about
Anonymous No.81872837 [Report] >>81872867
>>81872826
i am most probably richer, whiter, better looking, taller, and girthier than you
Anonymous No.81872845 [Report] >>81872890
>>81872828
We dont need a second by second account of how some retard fucked up some other retards order

Who the fuck is going to burger king and getting a meat free burger anyway? lmao
Anonymous No.81872846 [Report] >>81872870 >>81872957
>>81872802 (OP)
>me: "i was wondering if i could get a free burger and a refund because i had to come back and wait and it's been half an hour"
You were in the right until here.
Anonymous No.81872867 [Report] >>81872875
>>81872837
Yes, it's always the attractive rich ones who are socially inept and stupid enough to get sperg out at a Burger King and still somehow get outmaneuvered by some cunt working there.
Anonymous No.81872870 [Report]
>>81872846
explain why? it was their error and i had to waste my time and my petrol to get back there, wait in line again, then argue every little detail. why would i return to a place that fucks things up then expects me to have to pay for it?
Anonymous No.81872875 [Report]
>>81872867
i am an attractive rich sperg, yes, and i wasnt outmaneuvered i got my free burger and refund FAGGOT
An0nymous No.81872887 [Report] >>81872896
>>81872802 (OP)
>i ordered a plant burger
You're vegan?
Anonymous No.81872890 [Report]
>>81872845
i actually forgot to include the massive pauses between whenever i said something and her registering it, we were arguing and holding up the line for like 5 mins
Anonymous No.81872896 [Report]
>>81872887
vegetarian for 2 years now, my iron is low but whatev
Anonymous No.81872903 [Report] >>81872918
>i am most probably richer, whiter, better looking, taller, and girthier than you
>i am an attractive rich sperg, yes

Poor brown jeet getting mad at his slop order

remember, its only poor fucks that feel the need to constantly remind everyone they are rich
Anonymous No.81872916 [Report]
>burger king
kill yourself
Anonymous No.81872918 [Report]
>>81872903
ok you got me i'm a poor brown jeet, feel better?
Anonymous No.81872957 [Report]
kek'd at the deer in headlights gentle mouth fucking

If you're a picky vegetarian a good rule of thumb is to not go to burger places known for meat food
You go to specialty stores/restaurants or make your own stuff

Also >>81872846 is correct

I personally wouldn't bother driving back and waste my time to argue over a $10 burger, but I wouldn't have gone to Burger King or been a vegetarian to begin with
Anonymous No.81873534 [Report]
>>81872802 (OP)
>just get plastic surgery if ur ugly bro
Anonymous No.81873569 [Report]
>>81872802 (OP)
>op encounters some mild difficulties in his life
>also has no friends or social cycle to share this irrelevant drivel with so he comes here instead
Actually typing this out makes it sound even more childish, you're probably a woman too