Thread 82872756

dindins after a hard days graft edition

Nu breadington is it X

nowadays you could buy a bag of rice, a bag of lentils, and frozen mixed veg for the cost of that entire 'meal' (with change left over to cover the spices/leccy).

>>82872756 (OP)
is the new mcdonalds items in the uk any good my feed keeps making me want to stop my ed so hopefully it ass

>>82872790
why britian got better prices then my poor ass country all that stuff is atleast 7 bucks while a meal from mcdonalds is 5.30

McDonald's fries are the fucking worst though. Tend to just grab a strawberry milkshake myself.

Little lore nugget for you lads: during his time in bavaria britnormie converted to catholicism

>>82872797
Mcdonalds is like double that here

mcdonalds is a false economy, do not fall for it lxds. you can get better fast food from any other place for the same price or sometimes cheaper

day #1 or #2 off the ket. may have had expired milk for a wuppa earlier. feel sick now. also my dopamine receptors are drained or however it works. just generally feel drained.

if you cant afford 10 quid for a meal at mcdonalds then just stay home

>>82872864
pee girl your drug vendors do not pay tax, or even declare their income.

>>82872871
Keep going. It's wears off.
>>82872872
So true. Poorfags can have smart price beans on toast.

why do all good things come to an end x

Why'd he do it /v/ros

>>82872842
oh damn then nvm lmfao
>>82872864
we only have mcdonalds and kfc and kfc sucks here and its like 20 bucks for a bucket

absolutely done myself in doing mike mentzers training method of a couple of warmup sets then one set to absolute failure, thought this will be bollocks no way one set would work but after that I have never had such an intense pump its almost made me sick. Perhaps Mike Mentzer is onto something, rather than 3 sets if a lift you do one set of one movement then push it to its absolute limit.

>>82872877
neither do ceos, there is no ethical consumption under capitalism x

>>82872926
oh for sure kfc is the only chain below mcdonalds, but anything else is better

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iDlg4xtCCBo
Poor lill nigga lol

Had some chicken tendies for din dins classic HHL style.

>>82872915
absolutely cracking up to this lmfao

Lorazepam is the best drug known to man. Feeling anxious? Take it and literally all your worry melts away. Lovely.

>>82872958
frens express x

>>82872967

Spreading womfort all over the world x

Haven't been on for a few days. Is HHL still on a bender?

>>82873006

HHL here. The bender ended last Thursday. Been sober since.

Supply runnington o'clock almost, innit

Got a crush on a woman I work with (in a warehouse)

>>82873201
which country is she from?

>>82873206
Not sure, eastern european

>>82873211
you should ask her out mate x

HHL planting his premium seed in the indian lass

Actually crazy how few English people I interact with on a day-to-day basis. Like imagine you're a Japanese person and you work a normal job and have a normal life. You interact with 99.9% other Japanese people every single day, probably more than that. The bus driver is Japanese, the train station staff are Japanese, the barista is Japanese, the shop worker is Japanese, the food stall guy is Japanese, you turn on the TV and you see Japanese people talking to other Japanese people, you look around the street and all you see are Japanese people, if you get a taxi it's driven by a Japanese person, you head home and everyone going into or coming out of your block of flats or heading home on the residential street is Japanese.

The idea of experiencing the equivalent for an English person living in England is so utterly inconceivable it's beyond belief. Literally unbelievable. Not possible. In at least one case (the TV news example) it would quite literally be illegal in this fucking shithole.

Get me out of this hellhole.

>>82873274
don't see what the problem is personally, i like foreigners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbLzyXcfCRs

SkitzoGPT copped some proper OCD there didn't it

>>82873218
Maybe desu desu

>>82873274
do you see the irony in this lad?
i really hope you see the irony

>>82873314
shes probably bored lonely and depressed just like you

>>82873274
Where do you live? London?

>>82873358
Not even London, I live in a commuter town to the south.

he wouldn't be complaining if all those workers "taking english peoples jobs" were japanese women

Looking forward to tomorrow with the new McDonald items. Gonna buy every new item and eat them in 1 sitting.

>>82873369
To be fair if all immigrants were hot, young, demure women I doubt anyone would have much problem with them. The problem is that they're not lol.

i love how xenophobic the japanese are. i am sure they will accept me as one of their own

>>82873396
im fucking howling

>>82873395
something i dont get is everybody seems to mention everything they do under the sun except the fact they've systematically raped kids n just got away with it

i prefer immigrants over gammons

>>82873411
Can't be having any of those "community tensions" now can we?

>>82873420
We know, because you're brown.

Haven't had an erection in a year.
Would be pointless anyway.

watching this, me. wonder how some werewolf/Buffy thing for the CBBC comes about. is it just 'Twilight is popular', did the creator de-age a YA/adult book series?

>>82873424
oh absolutely not ! we need our cultural enrichment through the form of crime rates ! how else can we live ?

pee girl you have spend too much time at those queer raves. it's making you SASSY.

New policy:
>All immigrants must be women under 5'6" and have a waist-to-hip ratio of 0.60 or lower

>>82873461
suddenly all the uk flags on houses go down

>>82873461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP9-KCP4r3c

>>82873461
you retards would sell this country out for some pussy and i dont know whether it disgusts me or makes me feel hopeless

That unwanted orbiter special all the way corrrrr. Woo or I screw, that wanted special. I don't want I flaunt. My dream supreme or I steam

>>82873503
love how men will justify their racism with "but the grooming gangs" then openly admit they would do the same if the tables were turned or if they could get away with it

>>82873526
Errrrr, none? The fuck? You think the average British man wants to kidnap, torture and rape a 13 year old girl with his cousins?

>>82873461
Personally I'm a big supporter of the 'fit ones can stay' movement.

>>82873526
nah, they just want casual sex, same as you. it's not that complex (racism is bad, sure).

>>82873531
>You think the average British man wants to kidnap, torture and rape a 13 year old girl with his cousins?
yeah. the average far right rally says enough. the amount of sexually charged threats directed towards women while in the same breath they say how they want to keep women safe. it is a joke

>>82873526
im not being funny but i get bummed by immigrants any time i go outside and im gonna have to keep putting up with this cuz these retards want PAKI PUSSY !!! retards !!!!!

>>82873567
who the fuck even goes to pakistan for the women they're all INBRED IF u fuck a pakistani woman the kid will come out with a leg on its head god damn it !!!!!

>>82873557
i mean this is what TERFs say about men too and i'm guessing you don't agree with this when it's them?

>>82873551
personally i like my casual sex to be with consenting adults

Was healthy at workingtons today, went to the gym at lunch, 2k on the rower, 3k on the treadmill, few weights. Then had huel for lunch so was absolutely starving. Made a huge plate of tacos, refrying your own beans is a game changer I can confirm. Also had some codeine and a soma and some wine and now I've got the hiccups. Ought to do something productive this evening but it's looking less likely by the minute.

Not at work tomorrow, going to a firewall vendor day up in London which will mostly involve listening to people talking about boring shit followed by free drinks and food. Better than real work I can tell you for free.

>>82873616
great stuff.

obviously some men have ulterior motives, but you're talking about categories of people you already disagree with. i have zero love for the EDL but i don't have to invent things, or assume they're secretly predatory, or something.

i hope you don't buy into this type of generalisation, pee girl. i mean you could just as easily look at the SWP and go 'oh aye, that Comrade Delta, bit rape-y. you know what them lefties are like.'

>>82872915
I feel visceral pain just looking at the video.
Damn, that must hurt as hell.

Maybe I suck your dick

thread troon is a lefty nutcase, imagine my shock

>>82873714
am i really making anything up when countless racist white men at anti migrant protests will happily chant sexual threats towards women

>>82873854
I can tell you are trans by this post, billy big bollocks.

What do we reckon, is it safe to drink?
I feel like my throat is being lacerated by microscopic glass, but it could be my imagination.

>>82873883
pour it through a clean towel/underpants

>>82873883
Probably fine, could always sieve it to be sure. That amount of glass probably won't kill you so I wouldn't worry about it lad.

>>82873885
It's times like this I had a clean towel or underpants.

>>82873888
Thanks, little bit of silicon never hurt anyone anyway did it

>>82873854
dickhead behaviour, innit. i'm sure you know how to wind men up the same way these men know how to get under women's skin.

acting on it, that's a different story. it's the majority of men who commit rape (never heard anyone disagree) but you can't map that back onto 'men' as a group. that's the type of thinking the racists do.

>>82873920
Sigh, get 2m of toilet roll, fold it up and pour through that.

wonder if peegirl is a passing tranny. Love the little nerdy ones with the glasses me

>>82873932
>it's the majority of men who commit rape (never heard anyone disagree)
well i fucking worded this badly.
the majority of rapists are men.
yous know what i mean (i'm sleepy)

has everyone forgot that pee girl started as an eva6 parody?

in fact all rapists are men. or people with penises. whatever. summat summat 'sexual violence'.
POINT IS, my point.

>>82873993
she waltzed into the thread with her "it's me, pee girl" crack and has continued ever since.

the thread's all the better for it IMO.

i have a radar key so i can pee wherever i want

>>82874074
you can pee wherever you want without a radar key, FAKER GIRL

>>82874074
So funny that you can just buy them anywhere and larp as a spaz

>>82873937
And ruin the flavour of my wine? I don't think so

never actually tried that old 'cheap vodka through a water filter' trick. few articles about how it's doing the rounds for zoomers on TikTok.
but supposedly it keeps the alcohol content while removing the flavour. closer to highly-alcoholic water rather than a nice vodka. spooky.

>>82874074
How big is your feminine penis?

>>82874125
between ket bladder and ibs if i need the toilet i need the toilet. you wouldnt want me shitting and pissing on your floor would you lxd?

I just find it quite annoying that in this country you get soft locked into 25-40k wages and thats that, like in america id be paid so much more for my skillset and here its like fuck you, here are peanut wages, if you stick it out long enough you get some more peanuts but you never truly get to a decent position, oh and if you do get to 100k you get taxed to fuck, were also going to tax you into a little hole ontop of these peanuts btw. Just no room for growth in this place, all roads just lead to mediocrity. If youre lucky enough you can get a nice little mortgage in some dosshole or deano suburb, worst case is years of grinding in some bedsit or sharing with other povvos. Bleak sad little grim island with 0 future.

>>82874166
>you wouldnt want me shitting and pissing on your floor would you lxd?

...if you did it, pee girl?

>>82873883
Pour it through a coffee filter

>>82874192
sad how the gap has hit these levels. middle-class people saying "even I'M affected".

and really i'd want anyone to be womfy, we're still grading on a curve the higher it gets. but something has gone wrong when high-skill people aren't earning more. a degree is now the baseline, rather than something extra.

Had a good days pooing I have

>>82874192
You will get stuck there if you never bother to get a qualification to pull you up.
Any cunt could do an accountancy degree part time while they work and in 6 years time they'd be into a great career.

>>82874127
m8 its not a bottle of Marques de Murrieta Castillo Ygay Gran Reserva Especial 2011 or something. Its 1 step up from turps.

>>82874243
literally got a stem msc distinction from an accredited uni and the upper limit on senior positions is a mere 60k, which will be taxed to fuck, and the job market is fucked currently.

>>82874192
I know this isn't the place to complain about this, but I got given a 4% raise, after 4 years. Inflation has been 4% PER YEAR for years now, and during Covid it was 20%.

Council tax has gone up by 10% per year. Energy bill has gone up by 20% or more. Food has gone up by 50% (fuck the RPI, it's an invented lie from the outset).

But yeah... I suppose I can't complain because I'm on a "good" wage. I know I'm underpaid. In the US I would be on more than double this wage. And I would in many European countries too.

But I don't have a choice. Everything is terrible. I can keep this job, or have no job, that's the choice, and a lot of people would be envious of the job I have and the wage I have. So I just keep on sucking it up.

In tech world you can get a bit higher, on 50k as neteng and have interviewed for higher paid jobs but they're fucking grim. Don't want to lose my nice work life balance but I suspect I will probably have to at some point. It was hard fucking work getting past the 40 bucket though, the extra money seems like a lot until you're getting it and then you're just watching it all go on tax and NI and student loan, what you get left goes on mortgage and the ever increasing bills and groceries. Fuck this gay earth.

Post tunes immediately lads. Listening to these guys on repeat atm.
>https://youtu.be/5YI0D5epwuI?si=JV1V0anYcHz_vyTt

Just had a nice hot shower now getting on that Tuesday night wuppgrind.

Got all the bit naughty gore sex VNs now.

Welper finally leaving the collapse era behind. No more late night wiss ups. No more danny boy mode.

It's over. Burn everything x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WinGsziDOH0

>>82873557
How many far right rallies have you been to?

>>82873503
I would an all.
Not like anyone in this country is sticking their neck out for me.
Hell, I'd happily watch all of London burn, if I was getting something out of it. Nothing nice there anyway.

>>82874471

Corr this choon is making me nostalgic for the collapse era. But alas, life really is better without the wrugs and wooze x

>>82874510
Lad it's only Tuesday night you'll be drinking drinking this week and you know it

>>82874345
yeah but that line of thinking is what is keeping us in this mess, mongs will act like crabs in a bucket but youre still a crab in the bucket

>>82874524

Nice try, Kate. My wollocks are staying undone in this week.

>>82872797
that meal is 9.57
A 5kg bag of basmati rice is like 7 at asda

>>82874286
Well sack it off and go be a sparky.

>>82874543
You'll get the thirst then the taste for it after your first drink, then it's all over collapse

>>82874533
How to escape the bucket then?

>>82874560
but whos going to pay my bills whilst I pay to be a sparky, there are no evening classes near me, only full time college courses and apprenticeships require the base quals
>move
how, id need a definite job wherever I was moving which is not guarantied in 2025, can literally take multiple months at this stage

>>82874583
be born outside of the bucket, move to a foreign country, somehow earn hundreds of thousands a year

>>82874574

Yeh, I know how it works de lid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgKWCAEdJjM

>>82874591
Well then idk, there are evening and part time classes near me, I assumed that was the case in most cities.
Trump will have us all over as refugees soon anyway lad, don't worry.

I'm drunk and it's great. Highly recommended.

Only had the heating on for half an hour but turned it off as it's already too warm.

For me? It was Fight! Man of White!

If an attractive woman took her clothes off in front of you and demanded you fuck her, would you be able to resist?
Like, you don't look at her body, you start to get an erection, and just say "NO", and you leave?

>>82874744
only my wife gets to do that

>>82874744
>demanded
would frighten my willy away, we don't like pressure or rude girls

>>82874744
>demanded
would probably annoy me, WHO do you think you are? bitch, no willy for you

>>82874741
you posted this on /brit/ too get a fucking grip

>>82874786
What? No I didn't. I don't even go there.

Don't care, not working

>>82874744
my gut instinct would think something is really wrong. i can resist immediately eating food that's out in a shop, shagging is more effort.
that's a woman having some kind of breakdown/episode ;_; would probably ask if she's OK, see if anyone else is around to help (better she's a bit embarrassed but fine in the end)

Looks quite good, this. CLOCKUP are the GOATs.
https://jastusa.com/games/srvn079/sacrifice-villains

>>82874829
Don't care, not getting a job

>>82874781
She's extremely attractive and her hot young naked body is right in front of you.
Even if you don't want to, your body is automatically responding, with increased blood flow, your willy begins to stand for attention. The proximity of her exposed feminine body demands that you penetrate her, it's such an uncontrollable urge and your head becomes cloudy as the blood rushes to your penis.

She leans in to you with her naked body and pulls you toward her.

Do you then pull away, and say "NO".

>>82874870
i feel like you're really nudging people towards a particular answer, lad.

>>82874870
Mate... I'd gladly drink Stoya's piss.

>>82874881
You are free to say no at any point.

>>82874883
Good lad, her piss is actually nectar of the gods

>>82874744
I'd probably say "what, actually?"

All kicking off in Dublin ahead of HHL's historic arrival

https://x.com/PolitlcsGlobal/status/1980741280326987924

>>82874901
Definitely. Perfect pink pussy and pink bubblegum arsehole. Abs era Stoya was my favourite.

>>82874870
unironically, I might have some kind of panic attack.

>>82874889
yeah, would probably say 'no' ASAP.
might let those feelings play out first though, your prose makes it sound pretty good.

We out here breakin' dishes x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO71pC20BDI

You WILL accept mass immigration.
You WILL revert to Islam.
You WILL die in a trench in Jewkraine.
Your belongings WILL be donated to brown people after you have died.
Your mothers, sisters, aunties, nieces and daughters WILL be donated to brown people to do with as they please.

Gimp me shitly fuck me gently skently bently cover me in garlic sauce and bugger my asshole

>>82874982
npc music
npc movies
npc shows
npc games
npc food

>>82874990
having a bad night, Glowwie?

Ngl I experienced SPH and some very weird subtle stuff at Flamingo Land but keeping it private x

HelperLad told he's not big enough to go on the rides, reads too much into it.

Riots in Ireland tonight corr.

>>82875037

>NPC music

Yeah true but I balance it out by listening to stuff like this. Oh aye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMT4bZXb6cM

>>82875084
Choon x

>>82875037
It doesn't have to be this way.

>listen to underground techno or traditional shanties
>watch old movies and TV shows
>play independent video games which have ~300 reviews or are only released on itch or other websites
>cook your own food from fresh vegetables (which are trivially easy to grow yourself) and British meat/fish
>talk to farmers

I'm still living in the 80s, it's still possible. You can visit the highlands and islands whenever you want and wear a jumper and then eat a nice bit of lamb in a pub. Then go fishing if you want. You can actually catch a fish, kill it, and eat it.

anyone work 2 jobs? trying to figure out a way in which to earn another source of income ontop of full time work as it just doesn't pay enough, rent, council tax, food, utilities are all going to go up next year.

>>82875181
Kek I don't even work one lad, it lush x

cunt x

>>82875198
haven't been able to neet in a year, it grim out here, everything is so expensive but its this or homelessness

>>82875063
She's extremely fit if I'm honest
Found it quite arousing when she was talking on stream about how she's got a big bum

Vagina x

GET THEM OUT

https://x.com/Inevitablewest/status/1980748640898478532

enjoying this new Alan Partridge series tbqh.

>>82875295
>can't form a proper shield wall so they have to stand in gaps in an EXISTING wall

>>82875297
Weird how Partridge has been a 50 year old man for about 30 years at this point.

>>82875241

Aye, Poki is a Goddess.

She knows how to manipulate the simps (including me).

Check out this thread, lots of good stuff on her.

>>>/gif/29655714

Willy bum bum willy willy bum bum

>>82875346
>Simping over these megapopular Streamer celebs
Not for me desu. You can literally just find people online who will actually talk to you, you know.

>>82875297
I was rewatching his old show recently, lovely stuff

https://youtu.be/HQ7EPVQXUM8

>>82875355
i have a little willeh, stick it up mah bum!
me n my bum have all good fun singing willy bum bum bum buuuuuuum

Having some frijj strawberry milk x

In the death zone again, but I've been here many times before. I won't stop

me, playing Sonic 2 before i watched Star Wars.
it's like when you know something from The Simpsons first.

>>82875582
>me mates telling me everything in Sonic was ripping off Dragonball, and I was like "whatever, nerd. Not watching that foreign rubbish"

Few more games of Wortnite then might go watch some YouTubes in beddingtons. Feel quite tired and horny nows.

Might give No Nut November a good go this year x

>>82876075
Might give it another go meself. 16 days in 2023 is my best result so far.

Emma Myers' tuppence

I have made decisions that I'll regret for the rest of my life. I feel I'd be better off an hero'ing than having to live with that sort of shit for decades.

>want to watch Smiling Friends
>c4 doesn't have Adult Swim anymore
>they took down the site I was using to watch cartoons for free
RROOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>82876147
I did NNN before for 30 days and nothing happened.

>>82876147

2023 was also my best attempt. I think I went the full month.

Pliskin

>>82876175
any details, lad?
we talking crimes or something like "i didn't take finasteride at 20"?

>>82876222
Not expecting anything to happen. It's just a challenge. Think I might actually manage it this time, I only spaff about 3 times a week as it is.

Garn beddingtons now. Eyes are like pissholes in the snow.

>>82876233
Pretty much just about being an autistic cunt and fucking up but still functioning enough/having self awareness to know years later I made the wrong decision.

77th brigade are fudge packers

>>82876326
Have a good sleep lad. Maybe one day a female will be in the same bed.

Corrrr! 20 hours into this particular VN and I'm treated to a very sexy paizuri scene with my prized waifu. Epic.

I have to admit, lads. Been barely working my way through my film backlog. The past while has been sexting with AI, watching JAV and playing VNs. Kinell. Turned into a horny teenager again as soon as I turned 30.

> You cannot add another job
>There is a limit to how many active jobs you can add to your account.
>Try updating any jobs you have been successful or unsuccessful in getting, or delete ones you are no longer interested in
Finally hit the limit on my UC account for job applications. For some reason, it's 1007 exactly.

>>82876518
>sexting with AI
Grim. Uncle Ted was right about everything

imagine being an 18yo girl in australia with nearly 100k simps giving you praises all the time. really is easy mode being female.

She gets at least 2 grand a month in gbp too just for making noises into a microphone. Mental. I bet she thinks males have it easier in life.

As men work their arse off in shit jobs for minimum wage to provide females their comforts and shelter, know that them females speaking into microphones wouldn't want to live if they had to do actual work. Men are basically slaves. Men go fight in wars in far greater numbers than women.

And you don't even get fucking laid.

Look how fat she is starting to become after having a sprog. She'll never do real work ever.

posting so the thread doesn't slide

>>82873883
Personally, I'd just throw this away

Nutting in a turkish prozzie

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/filename/1543326238499/page/1/
dont think this is actually ruthmong desu

The all day breakfast era has gone at mcdonalds. Blimey the oversight... won't be shopping there because of pondering predator ceo, many such businesses x

>>82878025
>Tried to sell baking soda as cocaine to some dumb british teens but they found out and beated me up really bad. they also took my phone and wallet...
Kek

I posted an image I took off google on another board once and someone reversed it and some ricecel had posted it 100s of times, naturally they accused me of being said ricecel

ruthlad confirmed british

>>82878187
there are a lot of schizos here with overactive imaginations lad

it's crazy that the government has all these billions to throw away on illegals and foreign countries but go after the native man for enjoying his bennies

>>82878349
This routine again, king?

>>82878349
The road down my street has been fucked since I was a kid, no money for that though

back hurts like hell, won't be able to go to work today

Perfect weather for opiates

wooow!! I'm alive!! I'm alive guys wooooaaooww! what an experience!

>>82879047
Did you not expect to be alive?

Perfect weather for being a comfy neet

>>82879055
Here today, gone tomorra. I'm very spiritual minded. Life's so short man. Every day we above ground is a great day.

how do you poms actually feel about your current government?

do most people think they're generally ok?

I remember people saying "Hopefully Kier Starmer brings some normalcy back to politics" when he was elected

>>82879104
We are a pro Starmer thread x

>>82879092
>Every day we above ground is a great day.
Not if youre ruthmong

Labour mandem

Carpe diem my lads thats why i will never work

>>82879104
> do most people think they're generally ok?

Most people, across the political spectrum, fucking hate the current government with a passion.

The right hate it because of the immigration and hate speech laws and fucked economy. The left hate it because Starmer kicked out their precious Corbyn from the Labour Party for not dealing with antisemitism shit.

Everyone hates Starmer. Reform (right wing party led by Farage are surging in the polls but the Greens (far far left party) are as well.

>>82875181
Well kind of, Ido admin toil 3 days a week from home.
Don't want to give that up but 3 days isn't really enough, so I do evri deliveries as well.

>>82878025
That is 100% ruthmong:
>i groped a young British girl but didnt realize her father was watching, needless to say i got beat up again
The Turkish posts are about getting beat up by police. Google translate.
Md5 hash.
Still won't post flag.

>>82879275
So he's been larping as a Brit for years kek
No wonder he's obsessed with that one Turkish lass

>>82879275
But there are posts with israeli and australian flags too

Last year the Turk used that image was 2022, which is the year he moved to britfeel
https://desuarchive.org/_/search/image/HOPFpDLVQFMhlp8FOE1oBA/

>>82879295
That is a 4chan filename mong. That just means 3 different people saved that file from the same place. We are talking about the Turkish one aka ruthmong.

I couldn't believe how much bigger the Burger King meal was for the same price

Good thing we are on 4chan so instead of you lads retarded detective work he could just post his country flag

>>82879361
He wont though so hence our "detective work"

>>82879361
Unfortunately he has categorically refused to do this just like when the /bant/ threads were made he avoided posting in them even though the other personalities of the time did.

Turkmong

Boxminaret

Quit volunteering cause I got bullied

Turkfeel

*informs the apus that eurostar have ordered wouble wecker trains*
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz6n1w80z1zo

>>82879624
Kinda cool I guess? Not that I'll ever ride on the eurostar.

Laffing at this
>>82878091

>>82879738
Have a somewhat similar background desu. Unemployed loser in my 30s. When I was 21 I had a decent job. Had health thing about 25 dropped out of life. Sucks. Had a good few years work experience that means nothing now cause it was in the previous decade.

>>82879318
This picture was never posted here though with that filename

>>82873350
I'm not depressed but I am bored and lonely. I'll think about it desu. She's nice, we helped each other with the work and she sat with me at break

>big important all hands meeting this afternoon
>need me to take minutes for 40 people all talking over each other
>mandatory attendance! or else!
yyyyeah I think I'm staying home and not going in
good luck with it all though!

>got on bus
>took seat next to old lady
>have mild chit chat
>suddenly she asks me "are you working?"
>freeze
>how can she know im NEET
>is it that obvious?
>start questioning everything in my head
>get off one stop early

hate busses

>>82879939
Because its 10 in the morning and you're wearing joggies

>>82879939
>suddenly she asks me "are you working?"
Aye I'm the bus driver but I think I'm in the wrong seat

>>82879939
>are you working?"
What did you say?

>>82879939
Thats why I only use my bicycle to get around

>>82879963
I told her that I did work... at a point - and then I regaled her with stories from my old job. Then she asked me what I want to do and I said I dont know, and she kinda just said, "oh you dont know..."

>>82879972
Yeah I do similar, just freeze up and start talking gibberish

>>82879972
I can sympathise anon, my mind often goes completely blank when I talk to people too.
I think not knowing what you want to do leads you to places like this.

Can't even have orange juice without being squeezed these days.

>>82880013
its just not right, ive had to move from cherry pepsi max to tescos brand coke "xero"

>>82880013
I have an orange tree.

>>82880021
well la dee da

I've seen many police pour liquid (usually alcohol taken from alcoholics) on them audit videos. I think it would be a good idea to film and expose police breaking the law.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cg435gg66gpo

>>82880020
I can't compromise with cola. It will always be coke zero. Mum buys 24 cans a week for me. I can't enjoy my day without cola.

>>82880031
So the person who stopped her is an environment enforcement officer, usually they work for the local council and are dickheads who basically run about fining people for dropping cigs and the like.
Honestly they could've just let her walk away considering all she did was tip some coffee down a drain, but they enforced it probably because it was a slow ticket day.
Bit embarrassing for the local council because they dont give a fuck generally as long as the fines are coming in and they probably turned around and said "No you have to pay it" when she called up, now they're having to stick to their guns as the BBC reports on it, absolute shambles.

why are brits such whingey babies? seriously

>>82880013
>900 ml
>950 ml
fuck off. it's already bad enough a 'litre' is just skimming 2 x 68ml off two pints (reminder that metric is 'easier' and you don't have to remember awkward numbers!)

>Around eight million people in the UK take antidepressants
pussies

>>82880057
about what in particular, lad?

we have both genuine seethes and a bit of a laff about it. it really is just a cultural thing, doesn't quite register with e.g. yanks.

ISPs crossing wires in street cabinets and making you responsible for someone else's internet activity.

>>82880068
perhaps they are trying to clear up their depression. at this point i'm making the free choice not to take them, but i've given them a go. weren't for me.

>>82880051
I would've walked away but I've seen videos of them calling the police. The police in one video started following the man and even got on the bus saying it's not going anywhere until you give details.

>>82880072
corrr it'll be like the Napster/Kazaa days where you download a file and it's something else.

me? was just trying to torrent Naruto. not my fault if a crossed wire sent me someone else's legally-grey pornography.

Just installed linux mint on me lappy tappy.
Its not bad, all drivers installed without me having to do anything, much faster and more stable too, my laptop doesnt make jet engine noises/heat up as it did with wangblows. I dont game on this so its entirely for browsing and watching videos/porn.

Still got wangblows on my desktop but I could make the change over if I can reliably get video games to work on it.

Linux mint has come a long way since I last used it (10+ years ago)

>>82880031
>>82880051
>Section 33 of the Environmental Protection Act 1990 makes it an offence to deposit or dispose of waste in a way likely to pollute land or water, including pouring liquids into street drains.
oh fuck. i kind of get this tbqh, although i'd assume coffee is fairly harmless? dumping a vat of fat or something, sure.

one of those situations where just because something is the law on paper, the actual circumstances should take some basic human discretion into account. the fuck are you meant to do there? i don't want to pour a hot coffee into a bin. what if it leaks?

>>82880080
Honestly if they stopped me for pouring coffee down a drain I'd tell them to fuck off, the lady in the report should have never paid the money she should've told the council she's going to the BBC and they can do whatever they like to chase this fine but the reality is she poured coffee down a fucking drain.
Just mentioning the words going to the BBC and considering the situation "coffee down a drain" they would've buckled. Paying was her mistake.

Councils love acting like mafias, it sad it really is.

>>82880103
getting aggro could make it worse. sounds like she just made a quick decision where she thought she was doing the right thing, wasn't malicious or owt. you wouldn't really expect officers to approach you over that (and i'm guessing most of the time, they wouldn't).

"i-i'll go to the BBC" sounds like such a limp threat if i'm being honest. in the future? OK. not our problem. we're nicking u in the here-and-now m80.

>>82880081
That wouldn't happen in this case but the consequences are far worse. Customer is assigned a specific spot in cabinet, ip is assigned and associated with that. However if the openreach mixes up wires then you basically become responsible for another customer.

There must be thousands of mistakes like this across the network. You just have to hope people in your area are good citizens if they've fudged up.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgknm8xrgpo

>>82880126
They cant nick you. Just walk away and if they really want to follow you around and such just politely tell them you're not paying and they're wasting their time. Trust me, even if they call a police officer they're not going to show up they have other things that are worth their time.

did police officers out on the beat actually used to go up and chat to people?
nightwalk-anon his stories, just seems like one of those old film/telly things. policeman asking why a passer-by is out tonight, on their way home?

>>82880160
Yeah they do. They didn't wear body cameras in 2012.

>>82880160
I was waiting for someone once and a police officer was nearby so I thought I'd have a cheeky chin wag with him to past the time and he just fucking ignored me like i was a peasant. He wasnt even doing anything just on his little patrol about. I felt like if I was a girl with big tits he would've paid attention.

>>82880167
in two minds about this, honestly. maybe not as recently as 2012 (technology/culture was about the same) but in the 60s or so, i suppose you only really had the police about, only they had radios.

mite b cool if an actual crime is happening or it's someone's job to check everything's okay. but at the same time what if you're just going from point A to point B? "evening, sunshine," fuck off i'm innocent, reee.

just fucked my face up with a razer, forgot that it was a new one.
i get too used to the semi blunt ones after i have a little shave and now my upper lip has got these tiny red dots of blood and it stings,

Me dad owns many pubs but VAT is too high.

if an eskimo told me "it's 'Inuit' actually" i'd just start calling them that, if that's their preferred term. my bad, even, was just ignorant of that one.

i don't like (personally) offending people. as long as they're reasonable and polite.

fuck sake de lids, going to the jobcenter to try sign on tomorrow.

>>82880236
Record the jobcentre and wind up security.

>>82880222
as a former real ale twat, i remember the problem going from greedy breweries having a stranglehold on pubs, to pubcos running (technically) free houses but the companies increasing rent as pubs did better (pricing the actual landlords out of it).

would just be nice if scattered independent pubs were still around. not sure if removing beer duty would help, or it'd just help Tim from Wetherspoon's who's already got all these pubs.

Morning lids. Another day in capitalist world. Everyone making money, losing money, saving money.

Money money money. Enough to drive ya mad ain't it.

>>82880236
short notice, that. did you already have one of the approved dictaphones?

>>82880250
let us rid the world of money, comrade.

>>82880246
Would be nice eh but times have changed. It's all multinational shit everywhere now, global economy...even chocolate is worse than what it was twenty years ago because of americans. We are truly fucked. There will be no small businesses in our lifetime.

Grabbing my ex boyfriends boot and slamming its sole on my stomach, giving myself a miscarriage then going to police about abuse.

>>82880250
And they'd charge us to masturbate if they could find a way to control our bodies.

masturbation = misogyny

>>82880272
Wouldn't mind a girl to beat me up and then lovingly milk me.

I'm definitely not Turkish. I'm hoping to get her deported on something, though.

>>82880281

think that's Kier Stalins master plan me mate

wish i was deported on something atm.

Poor old Gavin Plumb with his fantasies. Obsessed with a roastie and now paying the price.

>>82880291
If she showed you her tuppence would you leave her alone?

>>82880254

yeah quite lucky, dictaphones ?

>>82880310
I wonder what Xbox 360 games he played. I'm guessing he got bored with vidya after the 360 and started his new obsession over Holly. Looks like he is a Virgin Media incel too.

>>82880311
Why would I want to see that? I'd rather experience it. It's probably not as nice as a polish bints.

>>82880317
aye lad if you read the appointment letter, you can't record unless you ask in advance and it's to their 'strict requirements' or some nonsense.

ultimately they have a list of approved devices you can use to record, and you have to ask in advance. they'll try to hide this info from you. some charities actually used to loan out the correct models of dictaphones, but there was a waiting list (so a good chance your appointment would come first).

you can record covertly but you basically want them to NOT be dodgy the first time around. "you outright lied last month, here's my secret recording to prove it," just a faff for both parties.

>>82880347
Auditors just go in and blatantly record everything.

Imagine being a 24yo woman with the body of a boy.

Imagine kissing a turks neck.

I've actually seen some of them nude. They usually only do it for a short time, delete it all, then go back to asmr like it never happened.

>>82880350
and they get told all sorts. for me it was that i couldn't record in case i caught other claimants in the recording, privacy innit (which is fair enough). but that i COULD record if we had a meeting in the private room but - oops - it's fully booked up today!

it's shit that you have to anticipate this kind of thing but yeah i'd just record covertly rather than make a spectacle of it. it legitimately is for your own sake, even if you end up doing a post-hoc explanation in an email/letter later.

Fucking hell lads I'm 26 stone. Where did that come from?

>>82880391
>Where did that come from?
carbohydrates.

>>82880391
Mummy feeding you slop instead of spreading your wings and paying all the wagiebuxx to mr greedy landlord so you wouldn't be able to afford slop then.

>>82880403
I do eat a lot of sandwiches and pasta. Can't be a stones worth.

Garn bed now, nothing better than a cheeky nap after lunch

>>82880420
it all adds up, lad. there are times when i've eaten a kilogram of food over a couple of days, oats or something. and even then it's not like i'm gaining a kilogram (1/6 of a stone?), just not how energy works.

but you factor in that OVER TIME (even weeks) and cor it all compounds.

Been thinking about that post where that lad is being kicked of bennies at 40 and is being forced to get a job by the job centre. Is NEETing viable in your 40s? That has to be the point of no return if you have zero work history by the time you're 40

What's the time in Istanbul right now?

>>82880479

about 12:39 I can't lie

>24 years old
>travel by herself from one city to another
>thinks this is an achievement

howling.

>>82880479
I'm in England lad.

Not a single British or European company in the top global 25 now. We've officially been left behind.

>>82880571
grim it's tech companies too. i suppose there's still ARM, but British computing has disappeared.

even games. don't care about your rooty-tooty Grand Theft Auto game, why the FUCK aren't they making a big open world Lemmings where you have to fly around rescuing Lemmings in different situations???

>>82880577
It easy to change but it seems like a lot of effort just to prove my point.

>>82880590
there are plenty of UK dev studios

>>82880525
Mate I think she has all the hidden disabilities going, so I would consider this an achievement.

>>82880556
Winds me up they haven't properly localised systemd services still to your locale. A simple little change will take years for them to fix.

Purchased that Abashiri Prison box set. Oh aye. x

>>82880608
She really doesn't have that many. She's just a bit immature for her age. She could easily work full time but doesn't. The state just gives her PIP to enable her an easy lifestyle.

>>82880612
And yet if they did there would be an equal number of people complaining about it defaulting to your locale. Complaints like this are sort of meaningless given that the entire point of linux is that you should have near total control over everything. If you want to, then make the change yourself. Personal computing should be personal computing. Mass marketisation of computers has been terrible.

>>82880626
Surely it should, though. I'm en-GB but they often still use American English. I would hate to be French and have things show up in English.

Christ. Came all over my own face earlier after a week of edging to JAV.

>>82880601
true, and i'm glad there are plenty of smaller/indie companies making good games. but i see that more like there being plenty of British web design companies, or British <any type of creators> in general. less of Britain's 'own' industry or a player on the world stage, y'know?

felt like right up until the PS1 days every other BIG developer was British, cor. was obvious in the games too, Americans could NOT make Hogs of War.

>>82880631
This is one of the first things that arch requires you to set when you perform a fresh install. I get the point you're making, but honestly my response is just 'if setting the locale is something you can't be bothered to do/are incapable of doing, then what are you doing running linux in the first place?'.

>>82880594
all you have to do is go to three separate IP geolocation websites, showing a video of the screen (NOT a screencap) of them loading, while holding up a copy of a British newspaper and your countersigned passport or driving licence.

i don't see why you won't do something so simple.

Always single female parents with multiple children going on about benefits. Where's Tyrone in all this? In America they'd be hunted down and forced to pay up.

>>82880650
The big ones have all been bought up.
Reflections were the guys who made Driver, a good studio in their own right.
Then Ubisoft bought them and now they make Just Dance every year.
It's like that all over. The big developers make gay shit, indies are the only interesting devs now.

ruffles my feathers when i'm setting up a Linux and trying to do some basic command that needs quotation marks.

>su -c @apt-get install sudo@
FUCK'S SAKE

Miss blonde ruth tbqh. Full of energy and life. She isn't that bothered anymore.

>>82880669
kek this is me
Always trips me up

>>82880650
>hogs of war
CORRRRR! Must have played 100s of hours of this as a kid. Loved the random generated maps and the campaign was pretty good too. Rik Mayall voices are top notch.
One of the rare cases I think the console version is actually better than the PC. You can't move your hogs in the PC version. Loved the fart gas or whatever it was. Based Infogrames made a lot of my favourite PS1 games. Theme Park World, Theme Hospital.

Linux won't get me a gf

>>82880250
What's your net worth, HHL?

>>82880659
Well we know I can't do that. I can't get a passport or driving licence because of countersignatures. Nobody reads newspapers anymore lad. My parents just read the news on their tablets.

>>82880669
I'm so glad for bash-completion when it comes to filenames with spaces and other symbols.

>>82880682
i remember one of the personalities going on about how he did a bit of DIY and it turned his wife on. other lids chimed in to agree.

maybe Linux is like some engineer/male brain equivalent, pretty masculine really.

to me, it just makes marriage sound miserable. lads sharing tips on how to maintain their attractiveness/relationship by fixing things. Linuxlads do it for the Linux.

>>82880682
Neither will Windows.

Don't know how anyone can stand using Fedora or Arch. They're bleeding edge. The latest kernels have been known to kill your wifi. For me, Debian is the best. If you want that stability but don't want to configure a few extra things, LMDE 7 is probably best.

>>82880689
i'll settle for a photograph of your parents and your childhood copy of Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone, but that could be AI nowadays.

>>82880720
I was never a bookworm lad. I think deep down you know I am British.

>>82880716
yeah i had some FOMO feeling not using Arch any more, but shit did break here and there. maybe it's better now.

Debian unstable is a reasonable enough balance for your PC. i did care about name-brand up-to-date Firefox once, but Mozilla had their own repos for that. was fine.

>>82880735
What's the point having the latest software if you're just a NEET? I stick to Firefox ESR, which is the only Firefox offered in Debian's repositories. The newer browser has more gimmicks like AI (unfortunately ESR has caught up to this shit now with 140).

It will always be Debian stable for me. I don't need testing. I can always install Flatpaks.

Some people are bookworms. Me? I'm a JAVworm.

>>82880697
>i remember one of the personalities going on about how he did a bit of DIY and it turned his wife on
I've posted about this before, though I'm not a personality. Maybe it was my post lol, but either way yes doing DIY absolutely does make women want to get pregnant. It's a weird thing, but it's true.

Imagine putting your penis into it

>>82880758
How many hard drives do you have?

>>82880758
Any decent JAV girls with actual proper big fat arses? Not just fat girls, but I mean like the Japanese equivalent of Alexis Texas or Jada Stevens.

>>82880750
i mean back in the day the Firefox versions were a big deal, going from Firefox 3 to Firefox 4. rather than from Firefox 150 to 153 or wherever we're at now.

so yeah i did want the cool new faster rendering engine that could do all the HTML5 shit DAY ONE. mattered to me BECAUSE i was a NEET and i wanted these shiny new features.

nowadays i almost want to revert. what the fuck are 'tab groups' and why do all the browsers insist on them?

>>82880769
Mate... Aika is the queen of big JAV arses IMO. Arisa Seina is nice too.
HODV-21192
CJOD-222
WAAA-225

I did my best, it wasn't much. I couldn't feel, so I tried to touch. I told the truth. I didn't come to fool you.

>>82880777
They're trying to force vertical tabs on us too. I'll never give in.

So much software is devoid of any real feedback mechanisms for the developers to hear what the bulk of users actually want/prefer/don't want, so they end up essentially just guessing and assuming that everyone wants all the latest gimmicky features crammed in. The flip side of this is that most browsers are very very slow because none of it ever gets optimised or leaned up.

Imagine what it must be like to be a boyfriend of a girl like her. It sucks some of us don't get anything.

>>82880853
Would need to fuck her blindfolded. She has a decent body but her face is too much like a toucan.

corr look at that puffy areola bulge. you just know she makes pics like that intentionally now.

>>82880870
Her back has a large surgical scar. Would that bother you?

>>82880853
That's like fucking 5 grand of apple products. Meanwhile I'm using a 200 quid phone and a 350 quid laptop, both several years old. Fucking insane how easy women have it in life.

>>82880899
Euurghh, christ the fuck is up with her back? How fucking big is that scar? Or does she also have separate stretch marks besides the big scar? Either way holy fuck I would not want to be shagging her from behind. Pass.

>>82880841
Most of them (in big companies) don't know how the stuff works themselves. They just see "oh this is broken". Very few know how to fix and improve the software

>>82880853
Such an awkward room layout too. Tiny boxroom. All white and sterile like most womens personalities. Mandatory fake plant in the corner. Keeps Apple boxes like they are treasures. Barely fits the bed in. You'd think a lass like that would have a career by now and move out of her parents. Of course she studied a subject that has no real demand for more workers. University is just adult daycare for women. Always having fun at the excuse of learning.

Maybe she's just waiting for the boyfriend to get a better job so he'll just provide everything for her anyway. Onlyfans is a last resort for someone like her (I'm sure it has crossed her mind a few times).

Made some decentarse progress on the backlog there, did i not X

>>82880906
Yeah expect her rich daddy bought it all for her. She said her parents got her the ipad and accessories for christmas. The boyfriend probably spends most of his wages on her every week so some of that shit may be bought with his money. Men only have value to women when they keep buying them shit and taking them on holidays.

It wouldn't surprise me if she's making thousands every month online too. Them simps just let the videos play in the background a lot which makes it look like there is a high watch rate.

>>82880913
Scoliosis surgery when she was in her teens. Luckily it makes her figure look good now.

>>82880955
All this shit and the banking crisis totally fucked us millennials up. Zoomers think they have it bad but they're just lazy cunts who can't even answer the phone without getting nervous.

Does Laura have a rich tax-avoiding father? I reckon so.

Turkmong playing with his ASMR dollies again

>>82880761
>doing DIY absolutely does make women want to get pregnant. It's a weird thing, but it's true.
I don't think that's weird at all.
They want someone to build a life with and you're literally building shit in front of them, plus you're using your sexy muscles to do it.

How do I tell my gf I want to do anal?

>>82881033
i'm a millennial and i have that too.

just feels like technology has fucked us up. it's obviously progress, but i also know for a fact i'd have sat around on a portable Nintendo 64 if i could have.

dread to think what'll happen to humans if we actually get robot servants. hope we can prepare for that one.

How does she afford all those multiple holidays abroad at 20? Labour supporting father gives her everything.

>>82881081
Say "I've had enough of putting my winky in the pinky now I want to put it inside the stinky"

>>82881081
with her, or with blokes/others? because that's two very different conversations IMO.

>>82881093
Will keep this on the back burner.
>>82881099
With her lol, she's got a nice arse, want to put my cock in it.

Am I jealous? Yeah of course I am. If you're not born with a rich daddy, you are truly fucked these days. Nepotism is the only way to get employment nowadays or be an immigrant.

downstairs Hindu neighbours have some tealights burning on their outside window railing.

a gust of wind and any of those could fall four storeys. someone's head, a petrol spill, anything.

Instituting a 3 strike rule for criminals would eliminate approximately 50% of all crime.

Your government hates you.

>>82881151
Given the state of our judges I suspect it would lead to nobody ever being given a third strike at all, except for white men.

>>82881151
Deporting 90% of non-white immigrants would reduce crime by 70%.

>>82881146
At least you don't have indian curry smell wafting through the floorboards.

Been arrested 7 times. All no further action. Criminal damage accusations, damage to cars at night, wasting police time, women calling police for filming them legally. Don't know if the accusers get upset over no further action or still feel like my stay in custody was good enough to 'punish' me.

>>82881146
Pretty much you're always at the mercy of the general public mongs. You could do everything right your whole life and downstairs neighbours falls asleep with the gas oven on. Same with driving.

I can feel the old depression coming on lads
Need to go on a hike or something, pronto

Me? Like my gravy nice and thick. I want it to look like sludge pouring out. Oh aye

Me? Like my cum nice and thick. I want it to look like sludge pouring out. Oh aye

I've never committed crime but they arrest me anyway. They just do it because they don't like what I do. It's the only way to make the problem go away temporarily. Police are scumbags.

>>82881202
It's sad you could go walking all day and not a single person will ever mutter a word to you. Well maybe some homeless drunk if you're lucky.

At the end of the day it's my legal right to film everything in public, including women. If they don't like it, then they should wear a burqa or not go outside. The world is for men like me too.

Me? Like my poo nice and thick. I want it to look like sludge pouring out. Oh aye

Turkmong audits.
An entire channel dedicated to Turkmong auditing all of the Turkish barbers in the UK. It will take him decades seeing as there's so many of them.

>>82881220
Who on earth ever claimed the retarded and obviously fake 'one in one out' scheme was mass deportation?

>>82881237
Women don't have to follow the same standards we do lad. For example, masturbating in public. Would get you put on a sex offender list if you were a man. For women it's just another funny thing to post on tiktok.

1.9 million foreigners claiming benefits costing tens of billions per year. I was born here. Why can't I have I piece of the pie as well? Boat mongs are crossing continents to get here to the land of milk and honey.

>>82881284
Would be hilarious if she took a massive shite when her arse was wobbling like that lol

Who's this? only gave out my discord on here. It has to be one of you mongs.

Turkish tuppence

>>82881306
Alright, that's probably me

Turks are not welcome here imo

>>82881290
Nothing stopping you from applying for bennies mate. Thing you're missing though is that these foreigners have money to begin with, they pay smugglers thousands to be bought here

>>82881264
And the thousands of mosques too blighting the landscape.

>>82881284
She was so craving that BBC to be up her.

Wonder if Phoebe passed her driving test by now. I bet she's had a lot of sex since.

Shippy...Shippy can I hold you tonight?

If only I could say the right words...at the right time...you'd be mine.

>>82881169
yeah they had some sort of gathering a week or two ago, the curry smell was actually lush UNTIL they left the bin bags outside their door for a few days. glad they finally did it because it was getting rank.

>>82881201
we all have our habits. have left a pot burning as i've popped to the shops (burnt the pan and smoked out the place, but was fine in the long run).
not sure if uncovered light candles is nothing or if it COULD be serious business. might even go out if it falls, but i wouldn't even want something lightweight balancing outdoors where it can easily fall. (lost a tea towel this way ;_;)

>>82881290
There's 1.9 million foreigners claiming benefits in Turkey?

>>82881374
Do you realise how much Shippy weighs?

>>82881086
I could afford multiple holidays abroad at age 20. It's called work, mate. You should try it.

Channel 4 +1 lids

Rachel has on a tight semi transparent low cut dress and a short skirt

Fucking COOOOORRRRRRRRRR

>>82881359
based purely on this still image with no context, that's a woman FAKING needing lessons because she's got the hots for the instructor.

>>82881380
By looking at him I'd guess about 18 stone

1.9 million foreigners claiming benefits and 48% of social housing in London occupied by foreigners.

Why do we pay for this? Isn't the point of immigration to benefit the country and thus the citizens in some way?

>>82881306
could be a bot, lad. scraping posts for usernames.

but now you've given out poor Hufff's details. what if TWO mongs add him? you've started a contagion.

>>82881393
Lol more like double that

>>82881385
i can't find her attractive any more. something about Zionism puts me off.

>>82879275
Fantasising about groping British women. It tracks. Fucking Turkroach cunt

>>82881396
who actually gives a fuck at this point lad?

Nothing ever gets better its always something like
>FORRIN LADS get everything and YOU get NOTHING
>ARENT YOU MAD AS FUCK??
>AND YOU ARE PAYING FOR IT REEEEE


Then everyone continues to get on with their lives
Ignorance is in fact bliss lads

>>82881399
You think he's 36 stone? Obviously not. He's a fat cunt but that's American sized.

>>82881420
>You think he's 36 stone?
30 at least

>>82881419
but they're AWARE so now they'll...do something?

respectfully, stop working yourself up into a tizz, /britfeel/.

>>82881419
You're right, the system is so ossified and hostile that any given individual is incapable of change. But if nobody ever gets worked up about it then change is literally impossible. I'm not saying that posting this stuff on britfeel will make the government bow to my whims, of course it won't, but if you don't put the information out there then nothing will ever convince anyone to do anything ever.

Fatalism is not real. Policy can be changed. Things don't HAVE to keep getting worse.

>who actually gives a fuck at this point lad?
The majority of the country, when asked.

>>82881457
>if you don't put the information out there
okay then, we're informed. like the majority of the country, when asked.

if you have all this passion to burn, actually join a political party or something. maybe you can bring about change lad.

me? just sick of it on 4chan. i miss when the internet at large had these 'no politics' rules.

>>82881486
Doubt any political parties will do much desu. Maybe Reform does something, but I'm not going to hold my breath. Regardless the only political impact I could possibly have is casting a vote for Reform, but there's no GE for years and Labour have made it very clear that they do not give a shit about being popular, they're here to implement the policies they want and fuck anything else, they're just going for the brute force demographic victory. Sick traitor cunts.

Going to get a sensible chuckle next year when reform get in and do the exact same shit as every other party that gets in, line their pockets and fuck off into the sunset (again)

>>82881508
fair enough lad. this passes the FEELS check IMO. but yeah i get your frustration. whatever someone's stripes, doesn't seem like any party is even sticking to its OWN guns. feels like a sport/competition where everyone is cheating slightly. not rite no matter whose team you're on.

>>82881517
Next election is 2029 mongboy

>>82881396
Why should I care? I don't get any sex

>>82881419
I never understand how anyone is bothered by this. Foreigners live in shit hotels with six of them in a room on bunk beds. So fuck? That sounds utterly shit. Why should I get angry about that? I just feel sorry for them to have such grim lives.

>>82881577
Well to the extent that they're in social housing and claiming benefits we're directly paying for them, which sort of invalidates the entire point of them being here to begin with. As for the ones who are paying their own way there are still way too many and this directly makes competing for things like housing more difficult for the average citizen which drives prices sky high.

Have to go shop to get some things but really cba.

>>82881592
How much tax do you actually pay a year?

how tall is shippy? if hes average height id say we could easily be looking at 22 stone

Wutted just now me X
I fink

>>82881628
A bit under 9 grand a year.

>>82881643
he's 6'2 and claims he's 16 stone (lol)

>>82881615
Found you on hinge, you look cute x

>>82881628
>>82881651
Oh sorry should say that isn't including council tax; that's purely income tax and NI. Obviously doesn't include VAT either. Plus other stealth taxes like the ones added to energy bills for shit like net zero subsidies. All in all closer to double given all the downstream taxes, so round it to a bit under 18 grand.

>>82881651
Total public spending per person in the UK is 17 grand a year. You're not even paying for yourself lad. Sit down.

>>82881577
then give a shit about the government giving millions on the hotel contracts while the backlog piles up.

similar situation with those detention centres before this, tbqh. meant to be a short-term (as in, days) solution, ends up being a grim prison AND it's all at the public's expense. it's an industry at this point.

>>82881679
Again, who cares? Are you trying to get into that industry or something?

>>82881645
is that a chocolate-flavour biscuit-style snackette?

>>82881664
>the government is so gargantuan and spends money like it's going out of style so the aggregate average of their expenditure is 17 grand per person per year, therefore you aren't being taxed and paying for foreigners to live in the capital on benefits
Huh? I'm not getting 17 grand from the government each year lad. Haven't even used the NHS in a decade because it's so fucking worthless. Still my taxes keep going up and up and up.
(also with VAT, council tax, stealth taxes etc. yeah I probably am paying my share of the median spending from the government each year, not that anyone should be)

>>82881386
Must be so good be a driving instructor with all them teen girls in the summer.

>>82881686
i mean we're responding to someone who DOES care, and if you're coming from a humane perspective where they have grim lives, don't you care about that AND the public purse too? it's a lose-lose lad.

(if you just don't care and were feigning compassion, i accept your concession.)

>>82881686
We care because we don't want it happening.

>>82881701
>he's named for the first time

looks a bit old for that. normally happens at 0.

>>82881691
You're right you're probably only getting about 6k value from the govt every year. The rest is inter-temporal, funding your own future health costs, or education benefits you've already had. The reason you haven't used the NHS in a decade is because you're relatively young. You'll be using it a lot more when you're older.

Is there anything the government is doing that you think it shouldn't be doing, lad?

>>82881705
No, you care because you are deeply inadequate

the NHS should just pay me in benzos/painkillers every month i go without an appointment.
nothing wrong with an opium of the masses IF they consent.

>>82881734
I'm sure I could find stuff but I can't really be arsed. Too busy making money and doing stuff I enjoy.

>>82881748
oh aye x
16 hours a day on a dead imageboard

Me? Too busy getting my chode slobbered on by hot asian chicks and then shagging them while they make those weird high pitched screamy pleasure noises.

>>82881755
Why would you spend 16 hours a day here?

Shippy splaying his arsecheeks open and pressing his pucker on his floor-to-ceiling windows for the world to see

>>82881734
for me it's a lot of green policies while REVOKING the feed-in tariff.

>richoids get solar panels
>generate TOO MUCH electricity
>feed it back into the grid
>get a nice little cash bonus

that was a great idea.

i refuse to eay any more mars bars

>>82881763
other 8 are spent asleep.

>>82881776
Fair lad but don't you get bored?

>>82881738
It bothers you very much that people care, lol

I get solar panels in places with tons of sun all year round, but we barely get an average of 4.2 hours a day. Such a fucking waste of money to introduce unreliable and expensive solar when we could just build more nuclear plants. Fucking retard politicians.

>>82881799
they need more of them big windmills

>>82881763
Why would I spend 8+ hours a day doing a job I hate when I get no pussy?

Why would I shower daily when I get no pussy?

>>82881802
For a 1GW nuclear plant occupying approximately 1.3 square miles, you'd need between 260-320 square miles of land for wind turbines (variable because their energy generation is so unpredictable and unreliable).

Renewables are just retarded no matter how you look at them unless you have very particular geographic circumstances - super high sunshine for solar panels, highly active geothermal vents (e.g. Iceland), plentiful natural high elevation waterways (e.g. Norway).

>>82881799
yeah we just don't have the weather to rely on it, but i'm more than happy for individual homeowners to buy them in order to run their own home. and if they DO produce more than they need, incentivise that with a nice little tariff.

your sink and toilet are great for you personally, but we are also all part of Britain's indoor plumbing network x x

>>82881857
where did all the anti-nuclear shit come from? was it just the high-profile accidents?

genuinely don't understand what the actual flaws are, to be honest.

>>82881886
That's the question innit? It's cleaner, more efficient, cheaper and lasts longer than anything else. Every examination ever has revealed this to be the case. There's no real reason why we aren't solely just building nuclear plants now. The actual objections aren't real.

>>82881794
If you say so my leeeeed

None of you hold a candle to idontcarelad

https://www.onthemarket.com/details/13456477/

>EPC rating D

i'll pass.

>>82881955
Well you are shitting and pissing yourself over what other people care about on this thread so I say so lol

>>82881847
Well what's the point showering if you don't go out anywhere? There's no point me going out anywhere. I have no money, no friends, no job.

dont like showering because its like rain, dont like going outside when its raining so why would i make it rain inside then stand under it with no fucking clothes on? takes the piss

>>82881973
maybe he's young. not bragging, i find i care MORE about wider social issues as i get older.

can't blame those old biddies for turning up to Extinction Rebellion type shite. seems well-intentioned enough, they could just be sad at home cosy all day.

>>82882007
meet society in the middle lad: when you need a wash, just walk around in the rain for 5-10 mins.

>>82881986
Do you want to have money, friends and a job?

>>82882011
Dontcarelad isn't the mong in this thread

>>82881977
Absolutely fucking mad that this house is 5 million fucking pounds. It's a perfectly nice house, but for 5 million I'd be expecting more.
>ugly floor tiles
>banister looks like it's a back exit fire escape
>cooker not properly fitted with cabinetry
>shower fixtures from temu
>shower not a walk-in for inexplicable reason
>bath top panel overhang
>lighting only around edges of bedrooms
>second bathroom looks like a south african airbnb
>that fucking GREEN BATHROOM *VOMITS*
>porthole windows

Other bits and pieces too. Don't get me wrong, it's fine, but that's all it is, just fine. It's not FIVE MILLION FUCKING QUID of house that's for sure.

>>82882024
It's tough to find a job, youth unemployment here in Turkey is huge

>>82882011
>can't blame those old biddies
They are narcissistic sadistic boomers who gutted the country financially and spiritually and they want one last let's play pretend I'm a badass rebel hippy from the 60s

>>82882024
>money/job
no one hires anymore especially longterm unemployed. too many people, too few jobs.

>friends
need to have made life long friends early on life.

>>82882065
>need to have made life long friends early on life.
Holy fuck trvke.
I'm a grown man. I have a job. I have a wife. I have a child.
I have zero friends. I literally don't know how you even make them. When you're a kid in primary school and younger it just sort of happens, but the moment you become even remotely aware of your own existence it becomes impossible. How the fuck do you make friends? I have none.

>>82882032
cor have we had multiple do-not-care lads?? not familiar with this lore entry tbqh.

>>82882051
the ones who get interviewed and that, they still have it together, they're at least acting on the information they have. their actions are daft (even counter-productive) but i don't think this is a case of them doing anything out of sadism.

MAYBE it's one last 'this will absolve me!' act out of religion or just because they're towards the end of their life...but yeah fuck it, go for it.

>>82882078
If you have a wife and no dead bedroom, I don't think you should care too much about making friends. You've got a sprog to raise.

>>82882100
But I want friends. I remember having fun with friends when I was younger and I see people having fun with friends now. Why does being a father and a husband mean I can't have friends? Plenty of men like me do, I just don't and I feel worse off for it.

>>82882107
Could be worse lad. Could be all alone like me.

>>82882117
Of course and I'm sorry to hear that, I really am I hope you find someone, but yeah this is my big problem so I'm trying to figure out what is going wrong and trying to fix it.

>>82882093
Dontcarelad posted news headlines followed by his famous line "Don't care"
Whydoyoucaremong is just a libtard who thinks if he claims he doesn't care we won't notice he is boiling his bollocks off caring

Might revive my idontcarelad posts. Ironically I just stopped caring to make them, but if you lads liked them I can bring them back.

Why even eat if I don't get sex

Reckon wops leaves a lot of shaved hair cuttings in the shower.

i miss the alizee picrels so much

Making girls cry by filming them in public.

>>82882157
Do you know this thread isn't like a TV channel where you have to wait for things to come on the screen? You can make it happen yourself? This is why you will always be a follower not a leader lad

>>82882152
when i lived in mixed-sex flatshares, there'd always be curly she-hairs stuck up against the shower tiles.
not sure why so many women do this tbqh.

Corrrrr! Thought this VN was over after this H-Scene but think there'll be another one. Can't wait to see the H-Scenes from the other routes too. Very cute lassies.

i miss the little scottish emo so much

>>82882187
Did you ever roll them up into a blunt and smoke them?

returned from wagie toil, wfh tomorrow, arranged a flat viewing for next chewsday, 5 minute train from workington, 2 minute walk to the station, current commute I plod 15 mins on foot so its pretty samey but its a hundred quid cheaper, bills not included though. Currently on 736 rentberg but this ones 625 and its quite nice, its not huge but its a lot roomier than the current studio which is a fucking rabbit hutch. One bedroom flat but the living room appears to be very spacious, nice big bedroom with large sash windows, own seperate kitchen and new carpet and wooden flooring. I could also for the same price rent a 3 bedroomed house in a shithole area, but im ngl lads looking at the interiors makes me feel depressed, that sort of run down cheaply built stuff from the 70s and 80s that should have been pulled down years ago, but this one is comfy. Apparently utilities shouldn't be too costly for a single bloke, should be similar to what I pay now all bills included but just bigger. No harm in a viewington is there?

I don't care if you want arbroathy. You'll get pee girl and you'll like it or lump it

>>82882224
nah lad what if i inhaled some oestrogen? could have ended up as one of them transsexuals.

>>82882144
>Might revive my idontcarelad posts. Ironically I just stopped caring to make them, but if you lads liked them I can bring them back.
I don't care

>>82882144
>>82882227
you could do it on my post, alternatively you could branch into a ''im not reading all of that'' style of posting even for single sentence posts which would rile up some lads

I miss plastic packaging. Grim paper cardboard shite packaging makes everything look so poorfag and depressing

i read every word of Crosslad's run-on sentences.

...or at least, i DID ;_;

>>82882007
this but unironically
mad how they call you autistic for having the exact same sensory issues that everyone else has except they do it at the appropriate situations. It's literally all just arbitrary social norms.

>>82882263
these terrify me, the bottles don't stay in.
even those ones with the handle. i do not trust gravity to keep the bottles in, let alone the cardboard bottoms to not cave through.

i did reuse even single-use carrier bags, always felt a bit weird. but now the paper ones have just BECOME single-use (or recycling containers) but they're less durable so what's the point?

>>82882007
Because warm water feels nice and when there are no wet clothes sticking to your body it also feels nice. Also, just take a fucking shower mate nobody wants to smell your BO throughout the day.

love rain, hood up, comfy, hate the sun, glaring and evil

>>82882263
Coca Cola multipacks used to be in cardboard in the 90s. Nothing wrong with it.

>>82882333
Same mate. State of that post. "Hate the rain, hate showers love being a smelly bastard grr" actual gremlin

if Amazon has these big boxes on cheap, i get them.
if it has the trays wrapped in cellophane, i get them.
simple as.

Country feels like a poorfag dump because overpaid evil ghouls have a god complex and we don't get a choice in going along with it

>>82882400
Very Soviet how the government is trying to be a global player in big things while it can't even keep its internal state running smoothly/prosperously.

>>82882400
wow Iceland is almost as big as England and only 400k people. Must be nice living in a country that's not an overpopulated shithole.

>>82882388
>cellophane

Doesn't that defeat the point of cardboard packaging?

>>82882415
>Soviet
I WISH

SOCIALISM IN ONE COUNTRY
TROTS = PIG DISGUSTING

>>82882448
Norway is around 1.3 times bigger than the UK and has a population of 5 million people lol

For the love of christ make a new one already

Having panic attacks for not taking my lorazepam. Can't fucking cope

>>82882455
Evil 20th century Marxist shit isn't the one and only alternative to capitalism lad

>>82882453
i'm guessing that's just stuck around, plastic as a material is great. but you see a shop getting deliveries of trays upon trays of picrel, it's that stretchy but THICK clear plastic, how many 5p bags is a single one of those?

>>82881577
fucking IDIOT.

throw yourself off a cliff you gay nigger.

>>82882497
MARX INVENTED THE PUBLIC SECTOR AND TRADE UNIONISM
NOBODY HAD THOUGHT OF IT BEFORE HIM

>>82882529
Oof don't shit and piss all over yourself lad.

>Still stewing on what that other lad said to him hours ago
Lol

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Not seen smirnoffbro in a while