I've lost over 10 kg since I started working in mcdonalds about 2 months ago. Seeing all that mindless fat fuckers eating tons of slop daily has broken something in me. I've never used workers' discount. I commute by bike daily, 20 kilometers each way, 40 in total. It no longer exhaust me. I can run for hours now and don't feel a thing later. I can consume ungodly amounts of alcohol and nothing happens. I'm no longer a fat fucker.

>>81955565 (OP)
That's pretty awesome. Next, you should score a date with a cutie cashier (surely there'll be one of those, right?).

Yeah I used to be fat and I got healthy too fuckin whatever man

>>81955582
not OP but mcdonals is the only place where I still see cute girls.
Mostly foreign ones. Though I never dare to talk to one bc im just a customer and I think asking people out who are working isnt normal here.

>>81955565 (OP)
40km a day? Holy shit. How long does it take you each way? Pretty based to actively improve your health and using fat fuck McDonald's meatbags as motivation to not be an obese pig.

>>81955565 (OP)
based cycling OP

do you also get comments from people who get out of breath walking up a flight of stairs that you "aren't eating right?"

aka not eating the same massive amounts of slop they do?

Im by no means a fitness freak, ive just always enjoyed cycling, get frequent retarded questions from friends
>"WHY are you cycling??"
>because i want to
>"B-B-But you HAVE A motorcycle!"
>yes, i like my motorcycle but i also like my bicycle
>Looks of utter confusion and disgust
>"Well WHY not just sell it then??"
>mfw

>>81955565 (OP)
Use miles please, this is America nobody whats the fuck 20 kilometers is.

>>81955565 (OP)
I lost weight flipping burgers while sampling the product all day long and drinking beer all night

>>81956590
You guys sample our food? Do you ever spit in it?

>>81955565 (OP)
working at mcdonalds was ironically the most thin and muscular i ever was.

>>81955565 (OP)
who cleans toilets at mcdonalds? is it the cashiers too or do they have special cleaners?
i used to smear my shit on toiletwalls in a mcdonalds

>>81956629
its usually either the cashiers or kitchen staff, they call us to mop / sweep the lobby and bathroom

>>81956629
mcslop's workers generally don't have any specialties, they are employed as"restaurant workers", or "night shift workers" - and they mostly do the cleaning. But generally people who clean shit from toilet's floor are the same people who prepare your burgers