Thread 81777647

Playstation 5 edition

hot and sweaty sex with eva6

>>81777655
Eva prefers anal

Corr getting warm now lads

No life beyond your screen edition

>He doesn't have air conditioning
Ngmi

>>81777678
>life beyond your screen

>>81777683
its hardly worth it for 10 warm days a year

>>81777697
It's only 300 quid for a good portable one, seems a no brainer to me mate, you lot complain every single year about being too hot

Lollers, when can we expect the big GET?

>>81777718
It happening very soon

>>81777709
Been eyeing one up on Amazon for 200 bong. Reviews are mixed. Might just take a punt on it

HHL bullied out of /britfeel/

>>81777718
Within the next 5 minutes.

Wanking my nuts off to SSM

STOP THE BOATS

>>81777750
He got bullied out of /brit/ a few years ago. Seethies were calling him a nonce. It not right

neckst up x

Imagine getting bullied all your life, shapes you as a person

>>81777776
>>81777778
Kwab missed
>>81777777

>>81777776
>>81777778
So close ffs
>>81777777

>>81777678
Every normie I see on my walks is staring at their screens anyway. We all screenmaxing in life

reddit thread with the title "Black woman considering my first solo wild camp. Any advice?" in which she responds to every post which asks "what does your race have to do with anything?" with "My post wasn't an invitation to debate whether race 'belongs' in the conversation"

>>81777783
>>81777787
Britfeel loses again

>>81777779
seems like that particular accusation really riles him up. interesting.

sweet and sour sex with eva6

There is no proof he's a nonce

>>81777831
What about THAT video?

Prawn Cocktail sex with Cheeka

>>81777873
What does that mean
I don't even like prawns

>>81777858
He has a very low IQ and just wanted to impress other people by being an edgelord

>>81777879
don't know I just saw this post and picked a random flavour of crisps, is sweet and sour even a crisp flavour?

>>81777823

>>81777880
Hmm I keep being told he's a mastermind who is conning the benefits system though...

>>81777887
Oh. Hmm dunno. Probably.

Slap some sneedcream on and go outside I reckon. Dubs and I get a GF

Amer passing his girlfriend around his brown mates

>>81777896
Spice things up, dubs and I get a gay experience

>>81777896
>>81777903
Dubs and its confirmed over

Trips and I die a virgin

>>81777556
Why do you think that? Peak UV is around 1pm in summer, from 11am to 3pm

>>81777074
>you all should learn the cyrillic alphabet and the greek alphabet

>>81777941
Indeed, the clocks are 1 hour forward in summer so the sun is overhead at 1pm not noon

The last digit is the UV I will experience later with no SPF50 protection

Might start sucking cock just to gaymog Cheeka

>>81777948
Even if you go down the gay route, as a prison gay, you'd probably prefer to have your cock sucked

She's aged like milk. Sadly inevitable for most women.

>>81777948
Your dolly is at work rn, come back later

Why wouldn't you fix your teeth if you're a celebrity? Never understood that. Notice most Bond girls were in their 20s.

>>81777966
Nuh uh. Finished.

>>81777972
Why won't you get a hair transplant?

>>81777975
Why won't you give Ebin some sexual experience?

Come on where is the nu uploaf Ebin

>>81777985
I'm in my thirties and hairline isn't a concern.

how do you feel about ofcom having 4chan blocked?

>>81777975
Why so early?

>>81777999
They can block it. I couldn't care less anymore

>>81777998
What are you on about? Your hairline isn't a concern? You off your bald head lad? You've got no credibility without a good head of hair

>>81777998
Post hairline then

>>81778003
I finish early these days. Less hours. It a lush. Half NEET half Wagie.

My neck feels weird, should I see a chiropractor?

>>81777999
It might be the push I need to try and do something with my life

I may be fat but at least I have a strong hairline. My dad has good hair too so I should be alright

>>81777962
>you'd probably prefer to have your cock sucked
you might just go soft and you won't cum. If you're sucking it doesn't matter if you're into it or not

t. had a prison-gay phase

>>81778026
No one here is medically qualified to advise you lad

Amer emptying his nutsack all over his girlfriend's pretty face

>>81777972
Her teeth look fine. All this shiny white shit looks so ridiculous. Like painting your house all white because its "modern" even though it's ugly as shit

>>81778006
total end to your social life

>>81778032
My Dad had hair until he died. I started balding 10 years ago, and it's a fucking disgrace right now.

>>81778043
I doubt she'd do facials, doesn't seem like the type

>>81778059
Is she super hot and she knows it? Those are the women who don't do facials or anal by the way, because they don't have low self-esteem and know their worth. If she's a plain homely girl, it's highly likely she has had ropes busted on her face.

>>81778063
She's in a long term relationship with a muslim, I doubt they even have sex at all

If 4chan gets blocked we could all meet up at Ye Olde Trip to Jerusalem to discuss our game plan

Imagine being 24 and still looking like an immature rat.

>>81778086
I'm sure there's another chan site we can colonise. It's in our DNA after all

>>81778073
She'd better be on the pill because brown lads don't use condoms

>>81778093
Fuck you lad, why are you trying to rub the salt in my misery?

>>81778099
I'm helping you get over that race traitor whore

Never did find out if the qt from work a few years ago had a bf. Corrr best to not know.

>>81778090
you still are an immature rat at 24 lad

>>81778121
Yeah best not to know mate otherwise you'll start getting thoughts of him ravaging her

>>81778086
Don't ever come to my dad's pubs again mong.

>>81778086
>>81778091
please try and let us other anons know so we arent looking around like retards (like the last time)

I was attempting to check 4chan twitter/blog etc and was met with 9 year old posts

fucking shambles

Shippy's gone and made a new thread for his birthday
>>81778067

>>81778104
Help me? Every word you say just makes it worse. She chose him. A fucking nobody. Same name, same brown fucking face as that prick from on here, like she's rubbing it in my face. It's like she did it just to prove how worthless I am

>>81778128
Well exactly. Blissful ignorance my lid.

>>81778125
I am only that way because I don't get to do adult things like sex.

>>81778157
Exactly, and the sooner you realise that she's not worth your time the sooner you'll move on to a lass that will bring you happiness.

doing a 24 hour fast while im sick off work

>>81778170
Which lass? None of them even look at me. She was supposed to be different, and now she's ruined everything. It's like she's poisoned my mind and I can't stop seeing her with that fucking brown bastard. Even if I did move on, who would it be to? Another one who'll do exactly the same thing? It's like they're all laughing at me, she picked that fucking brown cunt just to humiliate me.

>>81778187
See now you're taking it too far and I might just keep writing these things not to help you but just for fun. Don't wallow in misery, move on. Be a man about this.

>>81778198
This was already fun for you. You love watching me squirm. Well, laugh it up. You're not the one who has to see her every day, knowing some disgusting freak is getting everything I wanted. You're not the one who has to watch the only decent girl he's ever met throw herself away.

>>81778187
>None of them even look at me.
She didn't look at you
> She was supposed to be different,
How? You were projecting an idea of her that didn't exist
>and I can't stop seeing her with that fucking brown bastard.
So you should easily be able to stop giving a shit then
>who would it be to?
Someone who is worthy of simping for? Or... better yet... no one.

This is worse than Ruthposter.

corr imagine shagging your P.E. teacher after school.

>>81778250
my P.E teachers were all blokes
phwoar

>>81778246
She did look at me lad, we spoke every day, had lunch together, smoked cigarettes together, spoke about films, books, games.

>>81778250
Weird how her twitter is still up talking about year 6 P.E. I bet she enjoyed fucking her students.

>>81778251
Mine were blokes or just really overweight women.

Bet this dosser is still signing on.

>>81778037
Crossmong's sister is a doctor

She'll have to convert to Islam and wear the robes, bet he's already got her doing the prayer mat nonsense.

>>81778275
>Crossmong's sister
Phwoar

>the brown chad shagging his new gf on a lovely sunny day
vs
>the seething ex sittng on a dosser enthusiast forum crying like a bitch

>>81778345
Post hairline, big man

>Gregg Wallace has been warned by one of the country's most senior barristers not to say the women coming forward with claims against him are making things up.

When they say this it means they hope he slips up and incriminates himself. A man that doesn't wear any underwear is a bit odd, though. Could be the autism. Poor bloke never had a formal diagnosis until recently.

>>81778361
you would want to look at men now your gf is away you big poof kek

>>81778345
>the brown chad

britfeel meet-up when

Is he the Jimmy Savile of today?

>>81778431
No lollers is

>>81778421
September, Flamingo Land

>>81778421
Imagine meeting up at R's pub and leaving negative reviews.

Imagine seeing Gregg's meat and veg whilst he is getting changed and then you make a huge deal about him not wearing any underwear under the trousers. Females are sadistic. In the old days women would be cheering and laughing about it. Now they're looking for a revenue stream and publicity through litigation.

>>81778477
I guarantee you they were laughing and cheering about it at the time. It's years later when all of a sudden they're all traumatised so badly that nothing but a large sum of money will help them.

update from are chairman

>>81778450
>September, Flamingo Land
Those who know

She looks like she has an eating disorder lately. Look at how skinny her face and body is here. It's a shame she focuses to much on the fitness just because of her scoliosis.

Leaving 40 quid up on slots today

Captcha; g4jmy

>>81778501
What is that necklace she always wears? 444? PPP?

That explains why the thread has been on so slow. HHL has been in /brit/

>>81778491
Only one chairman for me

>>81778513
It's actually a necklace of a very tall woman getting shagged by three men simultaneously, inspired by what she gets up to most weekends.

>>81778515
Surely HHL wouldn't ever post off trip during the day would he???

Definitely looks healthier here. Now she's just some anorexic looking stick insect.

>>81778513
>444

She believes it's an angelic number and will bring her good fortune. The digit 4 is associated with death in Asia.

Imagine being over the age of 23 and still living with your parents if you're female.

>>81778564
That's how it should be until she's married and then they move into their husband and his parents house.

>>81778564
Just as grim when you're male pal.

>>81778046
Nah they're fucking shit mate. She has probably smoked a lot of cigars since her prime days. Teeth were much better then. Teeth don't age but they can deteriorate with poor dental care and smoking.

Back from the pub. 3 pints only after one of me own Pilsner Urquells at home. I know me limits. Timothy Taylor's Landlord still pisses on all of these hipster local brews. Might go to the trip to Jerusalem tomorrow.

>>81778547
I reckon he is most posters, most days.

>>81778086
SSM has been there

>>81778591
Most women have moved out by 23 and can rely on a man to pay half of rent.

>>81778594
You don't get the easy access to thousands of women as a man. It's different for women knowing the odds are in their favour (fewer women under 40, online dating apps).

>>81778618
>most posters, most days
Indeed

Might go to Nottingham in my Leicester City shirt. That might be fun.

>>81778618
>>81778631
that's 2023, mongs
he's deff less active lately, esp post-hack

>>81778552
corr imagine her whole body walking in the room with nothing on looking like that.

Life is better when you drink. Was feeling borderline suicidal before but now I'm back from the pub I feel alive.

Went to the Organ Grinder in Loughborough and had an Infinity IPA. I thought IPAs are supposed to be bitter? Nice refreshing pint but it was more fruity than owt.

>>81778653
Enjoy your accelerated ageing then. Let's see them blood vessels on your nose.

Life is better when you don't work. Was feeling borderline suicidal before but now I'm NEET and can relax all the time. Working is not for sexless men like me.

>>81778667
I drink in moderation lad. I'm not scared of death. It's inevitable. Not really got anything to live for anyway.

Glad I didn't have another pint. That would have been too much I reckon. I know my limits.

>>81778552
Would love to suck on her nipples

>>81778715
She's flat as a pancake lad. I doubt they're very impressive.

>>81778630
Your life is obviously terrible

>10am:time to goon
>12pm: time to goon
>3pm: time to goon
>6pm time to goon
>9pm: time to goon
>12am: time to goon
>3am: time to goon

Yep it's goon time. Can't be helped in this heat.

Sigh, want a fleshlight but scared to order it

>>81778794
Why? You live with parents or something?

>>81778811
Dunno I'm weird just don't want my name and address associated with it lmao them prime deals though

>>81778829
You'll just be one of many many people that have bought these though. Nobody will care, just another name/number.

Dubs and Garn Malverns, singles and just go for a walk

We all just a name and number in life x

>>81778768
You'll go blind lad

>>81778882
Almost blessed quads. Ended up 24 pound up and 3 V-Neck vest undershirts better off on my walk

Only had a shower two hours ago and my balls and arsehole is sweating like mad after my walk

Went to bring my Apu some frozen fromage frais only to find him all dried up and stuck to his chair. Poor lad had coomed the last drop of water out of his body jerking to some pondscum flick on his telly. Don't know what I'm going to tell SPACCA, been really trying hard to not have him melt in the heat but this is worse.

>>81778947
>Ended up 24 pound up

Scratchcard time, won 2 bong on the first one

>>81779091
The other 4 lost

Back from seeing that Jurassic World classic HHL style. The giant inbred dinosaur is terrifying. Like a cross between Nemesis from Resident Evil and a Xenomorph. Good special effects but otherwise it was very generic and at times felt like two different films stitched together.

Evening uploafs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Tfeoo3Xt-6U&pp=0gcJCb4JAYcqIYzv

sweating like HHL seeing a 10 year old at flamingo land corr it's hot today lads

>>81779205
>How to work an electric bike
Can't tell if he's trolling or not

>>81779223
Spend 5 minutes watching his "gaming" and you'll see he's not trolling. He's just thick as pig shit

B-but it's only hot 10 days a year I don't need AC

So much for SSM getting a bike to stay fit

More like GayC. LOL!

30c box room

>>81779243
Dude thinks electric bikes are just motorcycles

>>81779302
I know they have peddle assist but they are essentially motorcycles.

Had a KFC this morning now going for a McDonalds if that's alright with you de lids? I reckon two McFlurries and two burgers.

>>81779356
Corr, sounds like big food day big boy

>>81779293
No need for AC is there only hot 2 weeks a year

bin bags are starting to smell because of the heat, fuck summer

WTF.. why are women allowed to be police officers on the street??

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/embed/video/3471749.html

>>81779511
>why are women allowed to be police officers on the street??

>>81779511
They should only ever be used to frisk female criminals

Lads are too hot to make posts, well I'm sitting in my AC cooled room, phwoar it's 15 degrees in here. Freezing cold just how I like it x

Really telling that HHL got banned for 24 hours and it's one of the slowest threads we've had in ages

gardn down t'beehive

Weehive

>>81779565
It's also really telling that he got banned from /r9k/ and rather than spending the day doing literally anything else he's straight onto /int/ to annoy people on /brit/ instead.

>>81779590
would love a beehive visit with R Chairman HHL and some of the other lads.

Punched in the face for standing up for Britain when nobody else would.
He is a hero.

>>81779602
how did they take him there

just use the slow threads as practice to get use to no 4chan when it gets blocked

he really did spend the day posting in /brit/ kek

https://desuarchive.org/_/search/username/helperlad/page/1/

Hes gonna be one lonely man when 4chan gets blocked

Got 3 ice packs on my body. 2 on my legs and 1 on my tummy. It lush.

>>81779694
>when 4chan gets blocked
mong

>>81778829
If you've searched/viewed it on amazon it's already too late; they know you're a non-sexhaver.

>>81779712
we've been though this

mad how the cheery fantasy farming comfy world of Stardew Valley IS willing to 'get into' social/civil rights issues. they just have gay marriage. gender-neutral/crossgender/transgender clothing and the like.

the whole premise is the big bad evil corporation vs your cutesy wholesome village of farmers. but, there's the elephant in the town: YOU'RE FARMERS.

if there's a Stardew Valley 2, it should have taxes when it adds up your sales for the day. if there's enough in tax, the mayor announces a housing project for new, low-income residents.
(alternatively, you can go the JoboCorp rought and then it's apartments for their workers, but they negotiate lower taxes.)

>>81779694
He's insane in the brain

Fucking keking upstairs. Mum wanted to Google something at the kitchen table and she asked to use brothers phone. And I went on Google to find out something and his phone is filled to the brim with porn tabs and I saw a few of the tabs and they was all blocked. He cant watch porn anymore bloody hell! No wonder he is in a bad mood hes not had a wank all week. Hes not going to ask me how to unblock it is he? Grim times in B towers.

>>81779694
That video he posted of the elephant being abused was grim. Why would he even save it

>>81779720
Yea, every 2 weeks go through this

>>81779760
He's sick, I've escalated it with Sunderland council.

>>81778970
they need fruit pastille lollypops ONLY lad

Fucking hell not being a cunt to welper but if the rumour has it that he is multiple posters off trip it must be true this thread today is very slow. Ive been asleep most of the day, sorry lads.

>>81779826
Seethes at and about other personalities off trip and ramps up drama about himself to stay relevant.

>>81779840
He's seriously nuts though.
Mark my words youl see him on the news one day.

>>81778431
i dunno if the tide is shifting a bit, how/why this got out/was in the press is strange:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg5knz7ve6o

more accusations have come out, and i would say there's a high chance some are untrue. but the advice wasn't just 'no comment' during an activate investigation, this was, specifically, 'do not say or suggest these women are lying'...and that's 'helpful' advice, from a barrister?

what if he just believes the women ARE lying? if someone point-blank asks him? 50 more people made claims, what if he was a scumbag to 49 of them, but that #50? 'their statement is untrue, we spoke once, they're lying.' shouldn't say that because of the OPTICS?

>>81779840
>>81779865
You're both probably him to be fair

4chan was blocked already. UK ISPs are actually redirecting you to Ofcom's phishing site, gathering your posts alongside scraped data from 4chan proper.
like an invisible little oubliette just for us, while they build up our cases.

>>81779901
And you want me to post my passport as proof I am not Sean?

>>81779906
I just want to talk about ssm and post frogs with my fellow liddingtons :(

Wollocks status: Done in.

>>81779918
In the spirit of /britfeel/ seethers, yes absolutely, and also your Sunderland council tax bill please, on top of today's Financial Times newspaper.

>>81779826
i've just been asleep for two days, came back to this news.
the threads have been slower in general. sometimes they get weirdly speedy. but even just chilling with other anons it's like "...it's Saturday evening, this should be PEAK posting times" and no fucker's about.

you can really tell when Helper IS here or even here mostly by himself. off-trip, he posts his same apus with the same filenames (that he named them). jokes it's not him, got us though. and maybe some anons DO do that. but i'm not daft, me.

Phwoar lads Civ VI Platinum Edition will be free on Epic next week. That's a 50 quid game normally.

>>81779923
you can, here in the Shadow Realm :)

so, what proscribed organisations are you a member of?

>>81779956
It was fast as fuck the other day somehow, I think we went through 3-4 threads in one day. Must have been more lads on here or something.

>>81779976
I'm a RSPB member and I volunteer at SPACCA.

Fucking hell /brit/ really is braindead. Makes this place look like the debating chamber at the Oxford Union in comparison. Literally spastic gibbering in every single post.

>>81779984
nice to meet a fellow animal lover, i'm one of the top brass in the ALF.

Never watched Eastenders or Coronation Street.

I'm a 35 year old virgin (M). I really don't mind not getting married, having children, etc., but I'm really craving intimacy and feel ashamed that I'm so late to the game. I feel like I missed out while everyone else got to have fun in their best years. On another note, I've never been to Scotland and Ireland.

>>81780043
First off lad, cast off the shame. It'll just hold you back.

>>81779989
Had a look the other day its just full of people saying poo this and poo that. If I was 5 I would find it funny.

We finally got rid of Helper. Posting in brit now.

>>81779971
Can't run hardly anything on my PC so it doesn't matter

>>81780055
He's getting no (You)'s. He'll come crawling back here.

it Friday tomorrah sun shining
one week closer to payday
cooooor hope all sound lads are staying hydrated and getting some sunlight x

>>81780051
The unique content filter serves such an important purpose on a board like this. Half of the posts on there are just someone saying "Corr" or something like that. Just bollocks really. Sad that grown adults spend their time like that. Not that /britfeel/ is a noble, intellectual pursuit but it's actually above that.

>>81780064
Sounds lush lad, going to treat yourself to anything?

>>81779989
Same with britpol, no conversation and half the thread are mongs from other countries. It's like the flags encourage it.

>>81780075
nah man just going to go for a walk and watch some kino! You? X

>>81780082
Nothing exciting for me lad. Got a few jobs to do around the house and thats about it. Not looking forward to sweating my wollocks off over the weekend its going to be hotter dont like the heat me.

>>81779989
4chan overall has a lot of grim posts, but I guess the attraction of 4chan is that it's an easy place to chat to people. You don't need to log in, you don't need to worry about people looking at old posts on your account and judging you for them.

Also something that annoys me about Reddit is that posts aren't displayed in chronological order. So it doesn't work how a real conversation works.

Ended up just having two double cheeseburgers, a biscoff frappe and a toffee crisp McFlurry.

Rate the summer fit lads

Just finished arguing with mumberg about why I don't need to work. Guess I'll be making chips tonight.

>>81780168
Homosexual attire. Doubt you are getting laid with females looking like that.

>>81780168
>virgin chinos

>>81780168
Gay/10 lad

Emong constantly fishing for attention. Sad.

>>81780168
gay wee bald man with glasses who looks vaguely like a minion and works as an apple genius

>>81779989
i am a spastic dribbler but why must we have these debates?
we'll discuss stuff relevant to Britain obviously, in /britfeel/. i actually care more about personal blogposting or funny/stupid shit in the news.

ended up reading some ~drama~ write-up earlier about the way Something Awful went, someone commented that it's like online political course is 'now a proxy way between SA and 4chan'. made me lol. but they're both sites that were once not considered 'political'. /pol/ isn't 4chan. in the same way /b/tards can fuck off back to /b/ with /b/ shit.

the dangerous, far-right infamous hellspawn website 4chan? including.../x/philes and fa/tg/uys? or people who just draw things, argue about anime, discuss how to properly fade raw indigo jeans? all of them are complicit? ;__;

>>81780198
No face is fair game so long as it isn't too much spam.

>>81780108
Yeah too hot lad need winter weather please cold and dark thank you

>>81780145
with a traditional linear forum too, you'd know who the posters were. kind of the point of being pseudonymous.

Reddit is garbage because nobody cares unless it's a rare situation like a 'rising' story that could be fake, THEN people actively go digging through the OP's posts to see if it all adds up.

you're seeing the top-rated comments. you can guess what they are before you scroll down. and sorry to redditors but no way in hell are yous learning who all these random users are. it might as well be anonymous.

>>81780168
embarrassing mate

Deport these men. Living like kings in their hotels courtesy of you wagies.

https://youtu.be/-Cn8SPSxosM

Cider after a long sweaty day. What's everyone doing?

>>81780266
Just went to pound town on my new fleshlight

>>81780266
Waiting for Corrie to start in an hour

Good evening,

Overtime Tasks on britfeel are complete, shitposting work continues.

For those currently working larping tasks

anon, anon, anon, anon, anon, anon and anon please move to gimmick posting.

anon and anon - please complete any outstanding dolly posting when your personal Q is clear

Calendar reminder for our bi monthly britfeel meeting is scheduled for friday the 10th at 10:30am

kind regards,
Anon

can't get my wiimote to work on dolphin emulator
proper fuming

>>81779865
>Mark my words youl see him on the news one day.
ridiculous fantasy

>>81780168
it's honestly fine, stuff the haters.
maybe just swap the top for an Oxford shirt or something. nowt wrong with polo shirts. but there IS a problem with lilac polo shirts.

AB face in the mirror lads. Did you know he was not white?

>>81780168
Is it easy to play slots? Can you just walk in and start shoving 20s in the machine or do you have to register etc

>>81780305
The poloshirt is fine, it's the tucked shirt and gayboy chinos.

>>81780296
will do, boss. but sir, did you read my proposal on 'haiku posting'? it's done the rounds as a potential gimmick for a few times now, do you think it could work?

>>81780321
>The poloshirt is fine,
It's horrendous

>>81780168
Unironically the best dressed person in the thread

>>81780316
>AB face in the mirror lads. Did you know he was not white?
fascinating

>>81780276
Good for you mate.
>>81780287
I hate soaps, I honestly don't understand how they're still going?

>>81780333
I've already identified other (fr)auditors and their convictions. It's rare for AB to show his face.

why did hhl get banned? was it for posting the notorious wamingo land selfie

>>81780347
I only watch it because it's something to watch and talk about with my mummy. When she passes (god rest her soul) I'll never watch a single minute of any soap ever again

>>81780300
wasn't made for pirate games on PC, was it.
was made for the Wii.

fr fr what's the problem mate?

>>81780354
My complaints about him were received by Sunderland council, they've been in contact with the homes (Sunderland care home) and they've put a block on his computer. They've said no more alcohol, no more cocaine, and no more 4chan. So he'll be gone now x

>>81780318
Depends on the place, bingo halls and casinos might want you to sign up but don't need to sign up at admiral, though they might ask if you want to for vouchers and offers, don't need to sign in or anything.

>>81780321
The Chinos are fine, what would you think is better, mong boy jeans?

>>81780300
Why not? I'm assuming it's all function all and stuff. Shitty bluetooth adapter maybe?

>>81780332
because he's some outdoor-dwelling phoneposter.

i'm sat at my 15-year-old failing PC in my pants and an oversized Batman T-shirt.

>>81780354
dont care but it's another piece of evidence that he really is most posters every day

Dubs and I go wasino, single evens and I go slots, single odds and I stay in

>>81780316
I knew he was brown. I thought he was probably bald though because he went mental when a police officer took his hat off during a search one time.

>>81780380
>oversized Batman T-shirt.
Unironically far more fashionable than whatever that lad was wearing

>>81780374
Jeans look good in almost any situation. Probably some shorts in this heat desu.

Fuck being a wagie. There are not enough jobs anyway so only the experienced get them anyway. I will never slave for minimum wage.

>>81780316
>Did you know he was not white?
Yes, I've seen him in the bookies before

>>81780387
Did you try that with a mouse or something?

Poor effort laddie, not gonna sugarcoat it

>>81780316
Apparently he is a part time taxi driver too.

>>81780396
>Probably some shorts in this heat desu.
Not if you're above the age of 15

>>81780380
>tfw nearly 20 years old laptop with gnu/linux on

sucks to be this way.

To: Anon@anon.britfeel.gov.uk
CC: All staff
From: Anon
Subject: Masturbation during working hours

Dear Staff

I wish you a warm welcome to our britfeel

It is a pleasure to welcome the new starters to the britfeel team, we have had 3 new starters welcomes into the gimmick team as well as the shitposting team

As you are all settling into your new roles may I remind all staff that in accordance with the britfeel terms and regulation outlined in your britfeel contract that masturbation is not to be permitted during working hours especially on site in the staff toilets using fleshlights.

Masturbation may be permitted during your 30 minute unpaid meal break which you should log into your activity log tracker, however, on site masturbation is prohibited as it creates an unpleasant environment for other members of staff.

Attached is a document outlining this, please can all members of staff sign this, e signatures are permitted then email me and CC your line manager.

If you have any questions during your traning period, please do not hesitate to contact me. You can reach me at my email address.

Regards,
Anon

>>81780404
Yeah and haven't got a mousemat either. I might give it a go with a biro later, I'd like a proper diagonal pen though to make proper caligraphy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L-GOHa5-YQ

>>81780362
Peace be upon her lad

>>81780327
Hi anon,

For quick queries please direct them to the britfeel quick queries teams chat where our team will be able to assist you


regards,
Anon

>>81780316
>English classes

these mongs should be deported. they're only going to be criminals anyway and work cash in hand.

>>81780410
>.gov.uk

>>81780410
Hi Anon,

This was NOT discussed during my interview. When asked about perks you specifically mentioned 'the freedom to work from home' and did not stipulate this meant I couldn't tug my willard.

In addition, jerking my sausage gives me the relaxation needed to make it through a stressful working day. I fear that I will not be able to bring my best self to work if I am not permitted a wank when I want one.

I sincerely hope you will reconsider your policy in this regard. A member of Unite will be in touch with you shortly to discuss this further.

Kind regards,
Anon

i disable motion controls in Dolphin, anyway. go for Classic Controller type options in games.

even when i have controllers with motion control it probably supports (wired Switch Pro Controller might just werk) i turn stuff off and/or cheat.
i played through Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2 using my PC mouse as the cursor to collect/fire Star Bits. there's some motion control twirl attack you can do, you don't strictly NEED it, but i bound it to a shoulder button.

I am currently wearing my favourite Naruto shirt that was unfortunately recently dyed blue in the wash.

I don't get fucking sex. Why should I work?

>>81780440
Always hated the Wii controls for almost everything. Even that game Red Steel while I was playing I'd just think, this would be more fun on a regular controller.

>>81780447
To pay for your Rustlers and kebabs you lazy soft cunt.

>>81780447
>You shouldn't work, not because you don't get sex now, but because you have no prospect of sex in the future

To Sunderland City Council

I am writing to raise urgent concerns about a resident in a care home or assisted living facility who is engaged in highly unsafe and inappropriate behaviour. Despite being under supposed supervision, this individual-aged in their 30s-is regularly leaving the premises to consume large amounts of alcohol and obtain illicit drugs such as cocaine. They often return intoxicated without consequence, indicating a serious breakdown in oversight.

Even more troubling, while in a drunken state, this person has been posting disturbing content on public forums, particularly the /britfeel/ general thread on 4chan. Their posts include racist language, hate speech, and open support for Nazi ideology. This not only poses a reputational risk to the facility but raises serious questions about the safety and well-being of others living there.

Care environments exist to protect and support vulnerable individuals-not to enable harmful, antisocial, or dangerous behavior. This ongoing situation reflects a failure of safeguarding procedures and may require urgent attention from social services, regulatory authorities, or law enforcement. I urge you to investigate this matter promptly and take appropriate action to ensure the safety of all residents and staff.

Sincerely,
Anon

>>81780406
>only children wear shorts
What an utter spastic you are

>>81780464
I have a feeling you might actually send that. Not that it matters, it'll go straight in the recyling bin

>>81780464
Incredibly based post this laddie

>>81780464
>particularly the /britfeel/ general thread on 4chan

>>81780464

Shame you don't know where to send it.

i do not agree with some of these new postplace regulations.

i WILL be taking this up with my local SPU rep.

>>81780464
>Their posts include racist language, hate speech, and open support for Nazi ideology

>>81780464
Send it to the rozzers. It won't matter anyway unless you know what assisted living fold he lives and it's probably owned privately, not by the government.

Randall knows the score

>>81780464
Do it lad, I dare you

Anon still living in the 1920s when everyone wore suits to the beach.
Get yourself some nice shorts wee man

Garn down Beeh-ACK!

>Hooray we got rid of HHL
Can't stop talking about him

>>81780478
this. those who know the lore, know which hosing association it is.
even if they provide services on behalf of the council, you wouldn't just write to the council about this (maybe you were writing about the provider, safeguarding concerns or something).

>>81780507
It's funnier talking shit about him when he's not here because he can't same sean defend himself.

Never made a friend as an adult.

fuck ke de lads kinelllllll

>>81780504
I'm just fine in my jeans zoomer

>>81780492
>fold
you keep using this word

>>81780266
Can't wait to get home and tear in to the cold beers in my fridge de lids

>>81780465
Uh oh, sounds like little shorts boy is getting angry!

I'm probably older than you.
Why are you so insecure about shorts? What happened de lid?

>Apparently you've been bringing cocaine here?
No
>Apparently you've been posting hate speech
No

>Oh, I guess there's nothing we can do, investigation closed

>>81780535
Should've thrown in a 'honey' and 'garn home on the buzz now'

so, do zoomers wear shorts? is that a thing?

a few people mentioned the mullets. even rattails. i thought that was a joke ;__;

Stop using Windows 11.

Victoria wood.

See you faggots.

>>81780510
>>81780510
Tbh you could easily figure it out given a small amount of time. That'd be proper crazy behaviour though.

>>81780549
Zoomers either still are children, or have just finished being children so it's no wonder they have infantile dressing standards.

>>81780478
I'm just going to send it to literally every care home and assisted living facility in Sunderland. There's only about 20.

>>81780530
I know that's what they're called round my parts. Basically means a big block of flats or a little community of bungalows where spacers and pensioners live. Do you not like the word?

All my parents do is watch soaps every evening. How sad.

>>81780561
>I'm just going to send it to literally every care home and assisted living facility in Sunderland

>>81780545
They'll obviously keep a much closer eye on him and stop him roaming about. You think the government has too much overreach on private citizens? Imagine how much overreach they have on care home residents.

broke the fast after 18 hours, was planning on doing 24 but i started sweating and going very light headed so i fannied out

>>81780564
Never heard it, where in the country are you? Must be way up norf

sounds like some seethers crashed into the care home

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp820g19w54o

not rite

Blue jeans baaaaaabby

L.A laaady

>>81780542
I'm very chilled in my Kapital shorts de lad.

>>81780447
I know this is probably a shitpost, but there is a lot of things I just flat out don't do because being a loner just makes me think "whats the fucking point? I'll just rot instead"

I wear underwear or track bottoms without a shirt throughout the summer. Getting dressed isn't a requirement when you're a shut-in dosser.

>>81780582
These ones? Very nice lad.

https://www.libertylondon.com/uk/magpie-denim-double-knee-easy-shorts-R651317006.html?utm_term=651317006

>>81780571
A council like Sunderland is going to have literally 100s of cocaine users and literally 1,000s of alcoholics in their properites. You won't get kicked out for being drunk of using drugs, those sort of council places are were a lot of unreliable tenants who can't privately rent go anyway

>>81780545
i mean it's mad when the police DO respond to tweets.

Limmy walked through it in his book, tweeted something like 'going to beat my wife later'. obviously not serious. police showed up to his door, he explained he's a comedian and it was a joke and blablabla was all fine in the end.

but how does that happen? i guess someone reported the tweet as it was live on the web, they could confirm who the author was, and where he lived (somehow), then Police Scotland sent out two bizzies? just in case?

>>81780602
He's not a council or housing associating tenant with tenant's rights etc. He's a care home/assisted living resident, it's a different situation.

>>81780602
Funnily enough more likely to be removed for being a racist in 2025

>>81780588
>"whats the fucking point? I'll just rot instead"
SCEA pioneered the LDAR philosophy

>>81780588
It's either have a shit life just with a little extra money and fatigue or don't bother. If you're working you are going to need to pay for a phone, contract and more clothes. It's all a trap. Material happiness may work for some but not for me.

>>81780574
>Car crashes into Sunderland care home Wednesday night
>No HHL today

>>81780613
*sips*
i remember when he had a cri on here because robert the chad had a date for the night and he didnt

Lying here in just my shorts. Tits out.

>>81780619
He's been posting in /brit/ all day

>>81780558
luckily i have post-young-adult dressing standards.

i did all that 'raw jeans' and 'OCBDs' shit. probably looked fine, sure. now? trackies and T-shirts. not out on the pull, am i? nah, i'm getting in more Doritos for my /britfeel/ sesh.

>>81780623
tilde you dirty girl

watching a doc series on royal marine officer training from the 80s, ngl looks like it would have been a laff

>>81780623
Proof eva6?

>>81780573
Norn Iron. We have some stupid words for things I suppose. Though we are part of the UK we are also very different in a lot of ways.

>>81780623
name back on, Big B.

>Next goal: show feet
How about jerk that girlcock and dildo your arse you fucking whore

>>81780623
Yanklass, you're back?

Lads taking the piss out of people who wear shorts. Not right and not fair. What if you cant wear pants because you have lymphoedema? Some of us have hidden disabilities you know. You

>>81780623
Fucking hell shippy have some decency.

>>81780623
>Tits out.
Yeah?

>>81780641
Haha. Not me lid.

>>81780638
even in the heat eva6 wears men's trousers with men's shirts. nothing weird about that, is there? not a trans thing, not even really a sapphic thing. she just has sensory issues and finds male clothing more comfortable.

>>81780623
Tits out. Bits out. It lush.

>>81780662
She said she wore a black bikini when on holiday at the cabin with her dad.

Listening to The Libertines swooning over are Pete again. Embarassing.
https://youtu.be/jLYsIESNtUc?si=JJYhoMeH6dRkJ9f0

>>81780665
B knows the score.

Eating a luxury steak today

>>81780650
and yet i don't want shorts to be normalised, because i don't want to walk around with my legs out. nothing wrong with an adult man having body image issues, is there? it is a hidden disability.

>>81780379
>Shitty bluetooth adapter maybe?
turns out the signal is shite
have to have wiimote right in front of my pc case for it to detect it

Honestly I wear as little clothes as possible or I feel suffocated. Even in Winter I'd wear shorts. Had to be told off and made to wear proper appropriate clothing as I was going around freezing. That's Autism for you.

>>81780669
yeah but even in the jacuzzi, she meant under her suit.

>lymphoedema
not exactly "hidden" is it

>>81780673
He's a big lad now

what about socks though? are we wearing full size socks? ankle socks? going foot commando?

>>81780684
Deontay wilder legs is it?
Can't help genetics I guess

>>81780697
Ckin ell my leg looks nothing like that. Its just a tiny bit bigger thats all.

>>81780697
That's more reason to wear shorts. Wouldn't fancy squeezing them into jeans

>>81780702
full size socks
ankle socks look stupid

>>81780683
still looks pleasant, honestly.
i forget all the different cuts and that, but when you get these cheap 'sizzle steaks', 'sandwich steaks' or whatever...they don't look too bad.

Not a fan of ankle socks either. Don't like that they can slip down causing rubbing against your shoe.

Someone recommend me a decent nonce sting. Haven't watched one in a while.

>>81780721
>>81780733
what about with shorts though? surely full size socks+shorts look worse than shorts with ankle socks

>>81780698
I know. He's off the gear a good few years but still seems like an alcoholic. Still, something about the cunt pulls me in. Seems like a really sensitive lad with a lot of wit. Hope he can stay off the gear for good. FYI he's been looking a bit better lately. Here he was at Glasto.
https://youtu.be/vuZH02zrkDo?si=5eC5rug3J4UAZHbE

Lying here sweating. Goon juice on stomach. Waiting for it to evaporate as too exhausted to clean up.

Shawn Sanbrooke defied the odds. Lad should have been an incel but he turned his autistic hobby into a career and got himself a wife and baby.

>>81780746
they don't
but you don't need shorts anyway

>>81780746
I'm all comfort and no fashion

>>81780737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jTZdA6HuUQ
this one cracks me up. lad came up with an off-the-cuff explanation and stuck to it.

ever seen the videos of the nonce hunters who just walk upto the nonces and batter them instead of all the interview shit?

>>81780793
Isn't that more a yank thing?

>>81780767
Good for him. He's done well in life.

>>81780799
definitely seen some from over here, sounded like a scouser, big belly bouncing one too

>>81780793
why film it, then?

i've seen a few that are still stings for the purposes of exposing (maybe not making a citizens arrest) that get more aggressive. but that just seems like a bad idea for everyone tbfair.

>>81780683
Living like a King there lad

I miss the golden days of nonce stings pre-Covid. 2019 time. I had a Facebook account just so I could get the notifications and watch them live. You'd have a few every evening at one point.

>>81780793
yeah they batter them in america
https://xcancel.com/jaycarnicomdap/status/1940888345456136250

>>81780810
dunno lad thats what i was wondering, saw a few of them a while ago and it always looked like the same lad battering someone and someone else screaming that they were a nonce

>>81780805
Indeed. Lad just travels round the world riding rollercoasters for a living. He's hit the jackpot. Another one who the bint at Tattle Life absolutely seethe over.

Ever seen the videos where they don't answer the door to the hunters? Seems like a good time for them to delete all accounts and factory reset the phone.

>>81780829
What is tattle life?

>>81780838
Some gossip forum for women to go on and bitch about social media personalities.

Why do the mongs in those videos have a conversation for like two hours before the police arrive?

>>81780835
Back in the day they used to threaten to tell the neighbours if they didn't come out.

SSM should do nonce stings that would be lush.

>>81780829
>Lad just travels round the world riding rollercoasters for a living

And this is one of many reasons why I refuse to work.

>>81780844
Drawing parallels to britfeel

Once of us

>Gregg Wallace BANNED from working at the BBC in scathing dismissal letter as sacked presenter is blasted for using autism diagnosis as an excuse for 'inappropriate behaviour'

>>81780863
>yea you werent chatting to a 14 year old girl wer ya?
>yea you were chattin to me
>chattin to me all along
>yea it was me you were talkin to all along yea
>yea it lush
>chattin to me all along

>>81780852
>Why do the mongs in those videos have a conversation for like two hours before the police arrive?
content

>>81780869
You think he got into that position without working his arse off?

New

>>81780872
>>81780872

New bread, is it not

>>81780863
He should be an auditor like DJ.

>>81780875
What if you just don't answer the door and deny everything?

Lets be honest, there's something very 'off' about pretty much all nonce hunters

https://www.youtube.com/@rogercookreports
recommend these old episodes of The Cook Report. they are comfy.
been watching them here and there. good investigative journalism, sometimes people get fighty with Cook and the TV crew.

would be scared, me. some Combat 18 lads going after you for your expose 30 years ago. or worse, music industry assassins.