Redcar edition

What happen to the last thread?

>>81520771
Ebin was banned for doxxing. He made the last thread.

Ruth's rear entrance

>>81520777
Didn't have him down as a ferry enthusiast desu

>>81520777
Heh. 2 week break will do him good. More time to focus on his YouTube career now

>>81520777
Is this 'Ebin' the mong who's on about shippy all day every day from around 10.30am?

>tfw only a recent britfeeler and cant keep track of the specific lads

>one mong gets banned
>thread slows right down
genuine no lifer

>>81520811
Don't worry anon, I've been /britfeeel/ing for years, I can help you out. Keep an eye out for anon, he's probably the best poster.

please do NOT make threads if you are going to break the rules. you ruin it for everyone, like a drug dealer developing a conscience.

>>81520903
cheers will do
so far my list is "crossdresser" and "that guy who spams the fucking literally who youtube channel", i'll add "anon" on there

it's all changed since the days where the main /brit/ shitposting general was on /soc/

no shame in keeping a notebook by your computer and jotting down details about people, possibly in some sort of cipher.
none of us are getting any younger. 'lurk more' is a young man's game.

>>81520926
Who broke what rules? Why was the thread deleted?

Dollymong strikes again.

Just spaffed to Allison Tyler. Not usually into chubby MILFs but something about her drives me fucking crazy.

>>81520960
not my place to speculate. but if i had to guess, it's someone who got banned and had their posts deleted.
it's ruined my day. a lot of our days.

>>81520985
I didn't see anything against the rules.

>>81520960
I already explained here >>81520777

>>81520993
Doxxing who? Not really an explanation.

/int/brit/ thread got nuked around the same time too. Likely the same sad sack spammer and epic twoll.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/211824533/#211824533

>>81521016
My guess is the Shippy post abusing his cat.

Betty swallox type of day today de lids

>pic rel, me for the past 8 hours

>>81520992
could have been in some other board, lad. global ban. maybe they started a thread on /hr/ without at least five example images.

Just got back from the wingo. Had a few wokkles of WKD now garn chill out for a bit. It Tuesday x

just going to ignore the best-before-end date and horrific state of this veg, if that's all right with you lads?
it's getting boiled to mush anyway. should kill anything nasty.

>>81520800
If you don't know exxactly who Ebin is....you're the mong

>>81521058
Not everyone is obsessed with personalies, dollymong.

i know who everyone is, i'm just testing to see if YOU know

>>81521058
Idk who he is either desu

Bobbin didn't deserve it.

>>81521058
>If you don't know exxactly who Ebin is....you're the mong
melty

SSM fucking Benji up the arse and then cooking him in the oven after a nice basting. Oh it lush.

>>81521084
same lid

They are just random names to me (that cunts keep talking about endlessly like the sun shines out of their arses)

D*moncord drama

DEEZ NUTSmoncord

All I know is I was put on this earth to doss, so dossing is what I do.

Instead of getting a job I'm no lifeing MMOs at 33 and still living with my parents

>>81521099
Aye it spam de lid

>>81521147
Sounds pretty based to me my lid. Why don't you have a job? If it's for legit reasons then don't feel bad. There are grifters like Helper who don't even care. Proper spacker lads should be taken care of.

>>81520768 (OP)
>coral

>>81521153
>Why don't you have a job?
I did have lid. Worked for years in an office. But got burnt out dealing with normies and their mundane convos about partying, Netflix and Call of Duty. I remember they tried to force me to get the Covid vaccine back in 2020 since our office closed late. Absolute tosspots. I lasted another 4 years there before I quit in November 2024. Been jobless and using my savings ever since. Kinda happy desu lid. If I had a mortgage and whatnot I'd feel trapped and forced to go to work. My parents are quite kind and don't mind me just living here (for now).

>>81521168
Sounds like you can handle a job but maybe not full time and maybe not one that requires you to socialise too much? If you feel like going back to work try and find the right environment and hours to avoid burnout. Couldn't survive on just the the dole though I don't think.

>>81521168
I've gone through something like this, I worked for a while then I quit because everything was pissing me off. Looking back I shouldn't have just quit straight away. I should have talked to my boss about my concerns (which I think were valid) and I think he would have understood. And then I could have applied to new jobs while still working.
>mundane convos about partying, Netflix and Call of Duty
All those things are good though (well I don't watch Netflix and I think it has a lot of shite, but there must be some alright things on there)

I waste a phenomenal amount of time sat on the sofa on my phone browsing 4chan. Almost wracked up 8 hours on Sunday.

>>81521212
thats what my charts look like for my music tracking
basically blasting choons 16 hours a day 7 days a week

>>81521237
Need to start listening to more music. Used to listen to a lot and I've just fell out of it completely. Need caught up on me favourite bands.

>>81521168
Ever since getting my own place my parents keep trying to get me back to live with them. It's tempting but I like taking fat noisy shits at 4am without having to care about people in the house, or wanks with the door open

>>81521237
>blasting choons 16 hours a day 7 days a week

>>81521254
Well it's like the last passion I've got left in my life so I have to keep it going.

>>81521212
You should do QMEE surveys for that amount of time pal. Earn yourself a nice little holiday.

So now we know the early thread maker is a cunt that twolls on other boards, can we stop joining his early threads and just keep posting until 500?
you wont.

>>81521275
This, in just 5 years you will have saved enough to go to blackpool for the day.

>>81521275
Kek. I did QMEE for a few weeks but it's so fucking tedious and half the times you get rejected. Did get about 30 quid but fuck me it's mind numbingly boring.

>>81521287
Not him but, 30 quid for 3 weeks of filling out surveys 8 hours a day? Corr.

>>81521187
Maybe lid. I just cant be arsed with people tbqh. Ive been thinking about doing Amazon delivery, taxi or being a postman. A job where I did sit in an office and become braindead from sitting on Excel for 8 hours.

>>81521196
>I should have talked to my boss about my concerns
Maybe lid but I've been enjoying not getting up early and being stuck in the morning commute tbqh

>>81521258
I rented my own place for 6 months when I was working. It was okay tbqh. Enjoyed being able to wank without anyone disturbing me, walking around the house in my underpants, having a free kitchen to cook things when I want etc.

>>81521296
I didn't do it 8 hours a day just an hour or two here and there mate. If you did it 8 hours a day you could get a decent amount depending on your dedication but still way below minimum wage.

>>81521287
I did a for about a month last year or the year before, can't remember. Earned 110 quid in January while on the shitter or during Zoom meetings. Eventually I gave it up as well because I was getting fewer good surveys and just got bored with it.

>>81521287
I've got 70 quid off the lottery so fuck that

After years of trusty service i think its time to retire my bluetooth ear buds

The small button in one of the earphones has fallen out and i cant skip tracks/pause/volume/answer calls anymore which is a bollocks

Any suggestions de lids?

Im thinking the anker p30 noise cancelling ones for 30 quid on amazon

>>81521322
>during Zoom meetings
based wfh chad

Seaside update

https://youtu.be/GL7MrsdsEiA

>>81521329
Enjoy that bluetooth radiation melting your braincells lad. Wired all the way for me.

>>81521329
>Im thinking the anker p30 noise cancelling ones for 30 quid on amazon
i have these, they're pretty good. i don't know 'quality' headphones in some audiophile sense, but i definitely know bad ones. these are fine and the battery lasts forever.
only problem is the little contact thing on mine seems to have gone a bit (normally you place them in the case, they magnetise, switch off and go into charging. mine sometimes just stay on.)

overall i hate these wireless earbuds and next time i'm getting headphones. but these particular ones are fine for what they are (a terrible form factor that's easy to lose).

>>81521329
do you want earphones again or headphones now?
i never really found good bluetooth earphones as they always fucking had pairing issues or only the left one would go together or something
i tried a cambridge audio one and anker soundcore and id say the cambridge ones were better but still had issues.

Are there any actual legit side hustles? They all seem like scams or insanely oversaturated shit that makes you less than minimum wage.

put the 3.5mm headphone connector back in phones. i have one of those adapters and it loses the connection. just let me connect headphones. even a massive telly has a headphone connector somewhere, imagine if it just didn't.

>>81521315
If it wasn't such a tedious task, I'd do it, but the thought of typing away for hours with little to show is off putting as well. But, I am also broke with little to no chance of getting a job soon.

>>81521358
stop being such a soft cunt lad lmao
I was using wired ones that came with my s9 but they kept getting caught on my jacket when im working and ripping them out of my ears , they then lost all volume, removed the small metal grills from the ear buds and they became far too loud with stupid amounts of treble

>>81521362
Thanks anon, i have had similar issues with the ones im trying to replace (JVC earbuds)
Think ill go for these, the noise cancelling sounds like it would be neat , im usually on some loud as fuck lawn mower or using strimmers/leaf blowers , ive just turned the choons up to block it out

>>81521408
buy bulk drugs on the dark web, sell on the street.
or if you don't want to commit crimes,
buy bulk painkillers from dodgy Indian sites, sell on the street to little old ladies who've been knocked back at the chemist's.

>>81521381
gonna stick with earbuds again lad, any headphones ive used in the past start to hurt my ears or are just generally uncomfortable

>>81521410
im in the same boat mate, but bluetooth headphones seem alright
earphones are a fucking shitshow

Imagine not knowing who Ebin is. Utter spastics lol.

Chad doesn't need side hustles.

>>81521427
Appreciate the input lad, but drug dealing doesn't seem like a side hustle as such and frankly the potential downsides seem pretty catastrophic compared to the potential upsides. As for buying painkillers I genuinely don't know what you mean about old ladies getting 'knocked back' at the chemist, and little old ladies don't seem like the sort to buy pills on the street anyway.

>>81521449
*raises hand*

alri lad

All i know is he/she/it is probably a tranny and or a nonce

>>81521449
Yeah, corrr, imagine not spending 17 hours a day here every single day for years on end.

>>81521416
>Thanks anon, i have had similar issues with the ones im trying to replace (JVC earbuds)
yeah the cheapo ones sound tinny, these sounds bassy. again i'm sure some /mu/ type hates this but i know what i like.

>the noise cancelling sounds like it would be neat
it's decent enough but my problem is that, out and about, i like to be aware of my surroundings. they aren't magic or anything, but if someone is trying to squeeze past on a bike, or if a car comes around the corner, i COULD die one of these days. or worse than that, people ask me for directions, i have to tediously take these fuckers out rather than just drop some headphones down.
that other anon is correct. enjoy your radiation.

>>81521464
Your life is dogshit lad.

Don't know how anybody wears earbuds at all they never fit properly and always fall out even with different tips. For me it's headphones or nothing.

I hate water bottle culture. Shit is so retarded. It's a fucking water bottle mate.

>>81521443
im a headphonesfag so fair enough, but id suggest you've had bad headphones. some are so comfy i forget I'm wearing them

>>81521454
>I genuinely don't know what you mean about old ladies getting 'knocked back' at the chemist
i keep seeing this, little Doris being told she can't have any more because they don't like to keep selling them, she'll need a prescription.
nothing wrong with a nice young man selling her some codeine (unadulterated) at a fair price, is there? if anything you're helping the elderly, the profit is just a side benefit.
>little old ladies don't seem like the sort to buy pills on the street
they can't use computers.

>>81521478
Yeah this, they always fall out for me or just feel really uncomfortable, like the ones with the gel pad things you're sort of supposed to push into your ear. Fuck that lol, just give me some nice big padded headphones thanks, just sits on your head doesn't it, no need to worry about them falling out.

Ebin's phimotic willard x

>>81521496
He got a circumcision to resolve the phimosis, he's all good to go now

>>81521484
what's this, then? are they a fashion thing now?
had a Wilko one with an ice stick you refrigerate, but it was a faff. i just toss ice cubes into a Poundland one, let them melt throughout the day.

>>81521449
I see the name spammed but don't know who he is.

Year 10, buying a bottle of coke on the way home, drinking the coke then rinsing it out, filling it with water and putting it in the freezer overnight so I can bring a big bottle of ice water to school the next day. Oh aye x

>>81521515
Just the resident nolifer lad

>>81521478
yeah fuck knows if i have weird ear canals or osmething, small doesn't stay in, large doesn't fit in, so great, medium? slowly expand and pop out.

tried sports ones but the actual in-ear bit is still the same. make them out of the same stuff as actual ear plugs, shapeable silicone or summat.

>>81521466
Thanks again lad, i shall blast choons while absorbing all the radiation

>>81521487
You are probably right anon, last pair i used was many many years ago, some low end sennheiser hd501 (that might be completely wrong) , they sounded great but they got uncomfortable after a while

id rather have the earbuds in work anyway as ive enough shit to carry about during the day

corrr, Doctor Who wrapped up the lesbian romance plot from the Jodie Whittaker ones.
just imagine if you were some teenage lesbian watching this. you'd think, "what is this mawkish shite?" and watch something else.

>>81521449
>Imagine not knowing who Ebin is. Utter spastics lol.
melty

you can't improve on perfection.

Imagine pretending not to know who Ebin is, to try and give yourself an illusory sense of superiority.

>>81521567
If he was worth hearing about I'd know him

>>81521560
Absolutely fucking loved these niggas back in the day. Do they still make/sell them?

>>81521567
I dont know because i dont give a fuck, its all just drama and attention seeking

>>81521549
thats all fair lad
I had some luck with these https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B08XBJVKG9 mostly cos when they went wrong they had a reset, but i did find they werent the most comfy
they were half the fucking price of that now though, i assume they're replaced by a newer model

otherwise i always go corded if i have to use earphones and anything thats not pennies is good enough for me

>>81521560
These may be the ones i was talking about kek

Probably a cheaper model but the headband always annoyed my head after an hour or so

>waa you dont know my prehistoric dolly
m e l t y

>>81521581
How fucking dare you lad?

>>81521560
Have Sennheiser 350bt Bluetooth headphones for years now. Still get like 20 odd hours play out of them. Need to upgrade though because despite being over ear they really aren't big enough and they hurt my ear after a while compared to my cheap over ear wired I use with my PS5 that are really comfy.
Also have some Grado sr80e wired for when I want good sound.

eva6 knew i'd be sorry if she was gone, and now she is gone, and it's all my fault

Don't tell the Apus yet but Kim Woodburn has passed away.

Only incel freaks wear earbuds, headphones and headsets of any kind. You'd never see a Chad wearing them. Chad doesn't concern himself with musical distractions.

Still rocking the XM3s me. Been thinking about getting the XM6s when the price drops a bit

>>81521622
What happened de lid?

You don't know Ebin?
You're nothing compared to him lad.
You're nothing.

>>81521660
You're seething, lmao

>>81521668
I am lad, yes. But I'm right to be angry.

Balding men in their 30s white knighting their another man nobody's heard of

>>81521673
>their another man

*mongo noises*

would you guys tell me if you were all actors working for the DWP?

>>81521598
fuck up you mong

Balding man in his 30s typo 0wnage

>>81521673
>>81521678
i accidentally words all the time, but how did this one happen? show your working.

>>81521673
Which one are you lad?

>A man in his 20s who may or may not be balding
>A man in his 30s who isn't balding
>A man in his 30s who is also balding and this accusation is a confession

>>81521688
>0wnage
Mong

>>81521703
u mena m0ng

SeasideLIVE
https://youtu.be/JuLs82BDk7U

>>81521700
Doesn't really make a difference to your tripmong being irrelevant what I am

Annoying I can't connect bluetooth headphones directly to my PS5.

>>81521687
You fuck up you cunt. I'd break your face for not knowing who Ebin is. I'll do it this week if you want to meet.

>>81521700
there's also the possibility we didn't bald "until" our 30s, like that's late.
>me? went bald at 16. don't tell me you guys still have HAIR in your 30s!

Love dabbing on Kyle

>>81521712
Hmm....I see...it's all become clear now lad

;-)

>>81521713
you WHAT. aren't the controllers Bluetooth? what's their reasoning, here?

Chad doesn't have a PS5. He doesn't waste his time with toys. Chad's balls deep in that foid you jerked off to last night.

>>81521715
>You fuck up you cunt
melty

neurotic man coping with stress-related hair loss by attacking people on an anonymous Taiwanese comic forum.

BMIHT having a melty

Balding man arguing with balding man about balding man

my line manager got arrested and no one will tell me why, just that I have to do his job for "at least" the next month while he's gone

>man
sorry, meant men.

>>81521770
not really any of your business. i think it's only fair he has a right to privacy and a fair hearing.

that said, i bet you're curious. ask around. spill the beans to us. go onnn.

>>81521728
Something to do with latency because the bluetooth is already being used for the controller. Don't know why they couldn't just add another dongle built in. Can connect to my tv (which I do for films) but the latency when gaming is unplayable. Have to plug a shitty pair of wired into the actual PS5 controller which is uncomfortable. Not shelling out money for a SPECIFIC pair of headphones I'll only use with the PS5.

>>81521809
i guess this is just Bluetooth being a bit shit, once again.
tried to get some retro controller AND wireless headphones working with emulators on my phone. thought it'd be a breeze. half the time it works perfectly, half the time the controller has half a second of latency and/or the audio desyncs. seems to 'prioritise' the audio which makes sense, but it's basically unplayable 50% of the time.
again, BRING BACK HEADPHONE PORTS. i guess the controller thing isn't a terrible compromise, especially since they're on your person anyway.

>>81521790
I'm more curious about if I'll be forced to take his entire role over which would be a hell of a job

>>81521863
Spread rumours it's for noncing somebody who knows what happened will eventually correct

A lot of people here are probably thinking "Surely no lad is going to meet up with a random person from the internet and batter them for not knowing who Ebin is? This must be a joke."

I assure you all, it's no joke. If you don't know who Ebin is, I'll meet you at any service station in the UK. Only one of us will be driving home.

>>81521329
>>81521358
>>81521416
I used wired earphones too. Sure, wireless ones are a bit more convenient in some ways, but I like saving money, and wired ones are a lot cheaper. And with wired ones you don't have to worry about the batteries eventually dying and not holding a charge.

>>81521897
Good suggestion lad. When in doubt, spread false paedophilia rumours.

>>81521923
Tell them you logged into his manager account and found cp

heard that guy taking over the line manager role is a bit of a nonce.

>>81521942
He should start dancing around the office and singing

>Oh ho ho, he he he!
>What did he see? It was CP!
>Bye, bye Manager!
>He downloaded the wrong file again
>The kid in it was only ten
>Bye, bye Manager!

Jones. Is it true what they found on your email? Y-yes sir. Listen. I don't care what you do in the privacy of your own home, but when you're on the clock...

>>81521909
You are incredibly boring mate.

Back to being bored. Not sure what to do desu, I think it is nuvidya time. Too thick to into pirating, and the games I want aren't cheap, 34.99-45.99.
It's not easy, this dossing business.

>>81521987
Point out your interesting posts in the thread big man

>>81521981
>but when you're on the clock...
Don't touch your cock. I remember the induction sir, who can forget THAT demonstration. Y-you didn't have to get it out in front of everyone, we understood the point.

that Tom Bombadil motherfucker spreading office gossip again

>>81521987
i thought that post was actually pretty funny tbf.

I'll meet you at Greenwich park

Mark NOT working Sunday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVAJRv2-s9o

Britain had more character in the 1970s. Smokey pubs. Masculinity. Hard rock music. National Front. Class structure much more intense.

right, i'm where i need to be. had two pills. although, it was one codeine and one tramadol. so in a way, that's not the same as two, it's a mixture, in the middle, 1.5. if i have another of either, i'm calling that 'two'.

but right now, i'm where i need to be.

>>81522052
Why is Tony Robinson related

>>81522045
He gets pissed off whenever anyone even attempts to be funny because he's never had the confidence or ability.

>>81522088
SSM watches Steven Manynames on YouTube

>>81522088
>phone posting

anon....

>>81522102
watching YouTube, too. maybe he has some good data package for that
>4G
but at least get that NewPipe installed, lad.

(phones are here to stay. starting to accept this.)

>>81522088
he sings his name when he's wissed

Any lads here ever got a conviction for distributing child abuse material? I reckon there must be a few.

>>81522102
On the train on my way home from waging de lad.

>>81522133
think we've all been there once or twice.

>>81522137
you chess train anon?

>>81522137
Where abouts? I'm on the train in SW London. Packed like a tin of sardines

Garn Toby later but the last 2 were so grim it's put me off a bit

>>81522163
photos didn't look too bad
was it the places or the food?

>>81522142
No not him lad.
>>81522148
Sitting at St Pancras. Train is absolutely rammed

>>81521500
lol he got jewed because he was too lazy to stretch

>>81522133
A guy I went to school with got done for writing a "paedophile manual." Never even heard of something like that before that.

might get back on that stretchgrind.
only do the full retraction to wash.

>>81522190
Did he write that as a pdf file

>>81522184
About to leave London? I'll be passing through st pancras in about 30 mins kek

>>81522064
Could find rentboys easily on the streets also

>>81522190
that sounds like something you'd hear about as a rumour in tabloids from 30 years ago.
>>81522197
very good.

>>81522180
>Photos didn't look too bad
This was yesterday, refused to pay full price it was so bad

>>81522163
Which ones did you go to?

>>81522212
Last 2 were Morecambe pic related >>81522207

And Sutton Coldfield. Morecambe was the worst ever and Sutton Coldfield was probably 3rd worst

>>81522198
Yeah. You work in London too? I take this route every day. Hate it desu. Mad to think there is a chance we have crossed paths at some point

I want a black girlfriend me. Not a ghetto one though. An intellectual one who is interested in academic pursuits.

>>81522203
I imagine rentboys could easily be found on grindr these days.

>>81522242
Nah I'm just working in London today, different place every day

>>81522245
>I want a black girlfriend me.

The USA seems to have shed wokeness. When will that hit the UK? I want to see Little Britain style comedy repeated by primary school kids again like back in the 00s.

>>81522254
Yeah, but they'd be expensive and probably old

I once saw a lad on the train browsing /brit/
Early 30s. Balding.

>>81521897
You misunderstand me. I don't want his job. I've already been promoted far beyond my competence and comfort.

However, my job depends on his being done. The obvious thing that will happen if his shoes don't get filled is that I will be made redundant.

>>81522259
kids are arseholes, i don't accept that children/teenagers are 'woke'. i guarantee they're parroting all these 4chan memes about trannies more than we are.

>>81522259
>The USA seems to have shed wokeness.
They got rid of the civil rights act? They've banned pride parades? They've made child tranny surgery illegal?

not like there's anything stopping kids from pirating Chubby Brown DVDs, anyway.

it's just tedious in films/television made, even for adults, today. i know there's stuff i'm NOT watching, and that's on me. but i bet even some writers are sick of it (former Tumblr kids who are now writing for telly must be the minority).

>>81522262
>Early 30s. Balding

>>81522262
We're not /brit/ though blud. What did they have to say?

100% Trump will bomb Iran now. The more they say they won't means the opposite

>>81522262
Not me. I'm the 30s balding guy on the train playing chink handheld (currently playing a snes rpg)

Chillin in ma rig am i not

i just want class quotas for panel shows. nothing wrong with that, is there?

>>81522292
Sad how all the trump shills all of a sudden are in favor of bombing Iran for Israel. All extreme politics seems to inevitably end up in the neocon basket. Same happened with all the Trotskyists from the 60s and shit.

>>81522298
cor imagine if you had some of those VR goggles. would be like being in a real lorry.

>>81522299
No can do. Best they can do is race quotas, and even the racial minorities have to be middle-class at a minimum.

>>81522287
I saw at least two Bradleys as he scrolled the thread so guess it was /brit/. I literally made a post in /britfeel/ 10 minutes earlier. Mad

Really need to find myself a good rice cooker without paying silly money. I've tried 3 now and they always seem to make the rice on the bottom like plastic. Not burned or crispy, like literal plastic.

>>81522304
you see it here too, to a lesser extent. from mildly conservative to full-on nationalists, yet somehow arriving at 'Britain stands with Israel!'
after decades of war in countries for exactly what Israel is now explicitly doing, supported by the same people/types. the fuck?

>>81522292
He should reconsider. Iran's revenge will be devastating.

>>81522318
Where are you looking pal? I found mine after only a couple of swipes and so far really happy with her.

The thing with Qmee is, you waste time on the surveys, for them just to say, oops, no actually we've decided you don't get any pennies, sorry not sorry.
Do that 10 times, at 10 min of wasted time per survey, that is 100 min of boredom per day.

>>81522341
Alright 1970s working mens club comedian

HIS LIVE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SiTqJ0TaeQQ&pp=uAQw

Play that OG God of War on PS5 though the streaming. Really good actually no latency at all. That Hydra boss was based back in the day (still is tbqh).

They are all balding and it's sad. I am the only lad here with a full head of hair.

>>81522358
cracking game that. Stopped playing the reboot one after 30 minutes or so, bored me to tears

>>81522348
You should get your apu to fill in the surveys for you de lod

Wish I could be a time traveling tourist. Just hop in my tardis and spend an evening in a 1970s British pub. Smoke. Grime. No women only men. Old school footy hooligans. Loads of WW2 veterans still about. Get chatting to old Yorkshire gent in his 70s with a flatcap. WW1 Vet. Was at the Somme. Talk about the Yorkshire Ripper.

Mum is on the phone again SHUT UP BITCH I can't fucking stand listening to people on the phone within earshot it drives me into a rage.

>>81522371
He's too busy trying to make an LLM to do it, chatGPQmee.

>>81522362
>I am the only lad here with a full head of hair
Proof?

>>81522377
You sound like my dad who was nostalgic for the 70s even though he spent like the first 3 years of it in borstal and an open prison in doncaster

i'd hate popping back to the 1970s. nowt but hard rock on the radio, utter wank.

Having a few cold ones in the communal garden me. Summer vibes x

>>81522405
wheres are steve?

>>81522405
how's Steve lad?

>>81522397
What did your dad do that got him into borstal?

>>81522259
Probably, we've got a war to fight too

>>81522414
Noncing probably

>>81522414
Robbery. Left home at 16 because his new stepdad was a massive cunt

>>81522415
>Probably, we've got a war to fight too

I doubt that we will ever be pushed to fight Iran. The UK military is fucked. All the top brass from the Iraq and Afghanistan days are retired. All the good officers are gone. Hard to fucking hire fucking anyone. No money.


The yanks and the Israelis will fire satellite missiles at them probably.

>BREAKING - Trump "seriously" considering strike on Iran, US officials tell Axios


BREAKING - Trump "seriously" considering strike on Iran, US officials tell Axios

>>81522415
we're skint and our army is wank

WORKING SSM STREAM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOppHtS-AfA

>>81522435
BREAKING
JUST IN
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JUST IN

Looking at footage of UK before the 90s makes me sad. Seemed so much more culturally authentic.

>>81522415
It's literally impossible for yookay to go to war with an Islamic country now given the country's demographics.
More broadly like everyone else is saying it's impossible to go war with any country because we have more DEI groups than tanks and more admirals than warships (both true - check).

>>81522435
neither of these countries are the one i live in.

Miss my Eva

>BREAKING - Trump "seriously" considering that nothing will happen, Chuds tell 4chan

BREAKING - Trump "seriously" considering that nothing will happen, Chuds tell 4chan

>>81522457
i think people can worship whichever religion they want, as long as they don't go round killing people in its name or whatever (obviously Islamists do).
i'd accept some cultural shift 'towards' Islam (and i suppose 'away from' Christianity) if it meant progress. say what you like about the man, but George Galloway understood this. we were so close.

>>81522468
Chuds were right again

>>81522464
was hoping to discuss fishtank with her desu

>>81522405
Beehive later de lid? It Tuesday x

Hope Iran just lashes out and hits Tel Aviv with a dirty bomb. Radioactivity isn't for me, but it might be for them

>>81522405
Didn't your carers tell you to stop getting pissed in the communal garden?

>>81522490
Is that Steve the manlet at the front chatting up those slappers? He looks a bit like someone who would mooch off R Sean

>>81522490
I'm the guy who found this video. I just searched "first name surname" sunderland and it was one of the first results. Don't know how google knew because HHL's name isn't anywhere on the page with the video.

/britfeel/ Tel Aviv Edition

>>81522405
Have you ever been hit or had anything stolen by your carers?

>>81522532
I think he got tagged in it by the beehive facebook page.

>>81522538
NEW
BREAKING
JUST IN
NEW
BREAKING

>>81522538
sell Britain's foreign war assets, give people their PIP back.

fuck it, getting wissed now, it tuesday x

you got a bee in your mouth

I've done it lads, joined the scrat race. I'll add it to my earnings from shitcoin mining. Woohoo. Only 198 more of those and ill treat myself to an 8th of Mary hawana. 2000 of them and I can buy something kewl.

>ANOTHER war in the middle east the west cannot stop itself from being involved in

oh my god do one, im not going, Ive not spent 8 years running and lifting to end up blown apart by dune coons

>>81522568
Grim. What's the minimum cash out?

>>81522567
i'd have a heart attack if there was a bee in my mouth tbqf.

>>81522567
Do not rebeem

>>81522594
No minimum cash out. I doubt I'll be doing it often, so not looked up on how to cash out r anything.

>>81522549
He must be a regular then if they know him by name.

>>81522633
>so not looked up on how to cash out r anything
They're going to have a minimum kek

>>81522505
Personally I hope for a future where we don't have war-mongering leaders like Bibi and Khamenei, both throwing missiles from their ivory towers, killing civilians in both countries.

all right there's that second codeine down the hatch. going to give it an hour. if that doesn't stop me shaking, then it's my second tramadol, then that's it for those.

>>81522652
>>81522652
this lad never poos, codeine plug right in his bumhole

>>81522567
final destination vibes

>>81522652
seek jesus, he will rid you of you opiate addiction

>>81522647
Says not.

>>81522648
>leaders like Bibi and Khamenei
Never heard of them

fucking ell lads its fucking munting hot down here

>>81522683
Next you'll be saying you've never heard of Ebin!

>>81522683
Bibi is the prime minister of Israel (it's his nickname) and the other one is the Supreme Leader of Iran

>>81522652
Why are you shaking lad?

>>81522671
>jesus
I don't see how a random preacher from 2,000 years ago is going to help anything

>>81522700
>I don't see how a random preacher from 2,000 years ago is going to help anything
He could probably be a good mentor on how to get influence and money.

>>81522700
>Why are you shaking lad?
opiate addiction.

>>81522671
hmm. tell me more about this 'Jesus' fellow

>>81522711
think that was Dale Carnegie lad, Jesus was the Bible guy.

i once took codeine and played skyrim, was far too comfy, dangerously comfy, i could probably get into a nice little opioid addiction if I wasn't self aware enough to not put myself through that

>>81522719
It's too expensive of a hobby. Maybe if i win euromillions.

It's changed a lot since then, I guess Eddie temple flung up all of his skyscrapers

HHL is the Supreme Leader of the UK

island of depression

>>81522732
what ya doin in greenwhich

How far will 100 gbp get me, looking for an escort

>>81522737
Waging. Got some time to kill so thought I'd visit the place from Layer Cake. Also nab prime meridian while I'm here

>>81522732
You can see my building in this pic

Not sure why Canary wharf is such a big deal now with WFH

BN is the Supreme Leader of britfeel

Oh lads Ive made a fuck up yet again. I was trying to phone my brother to tell him I dont want any dinner and I couldnt get through so I knocked on his bedroom door and he was on the phone I didnt know I dont have x ray vision and he had this cartoonishly evil look on his face screaming without any sound coming out miming the words IM ON THE FUCKING PHONE!! Kind of looked liked that basedjak with the yellow teeth and blood coming out of his ears and nose ha. proper had a melty I didnt know he was. And I called him a massive dickhead out loud. Turns out it was an employer asking him for an interview. Kek. Fuckin hell dropped a bollock there lads.

>>81522751
Investment banking anon who was just at st pancras?

Corr zoomed in a little

If I do 18000 surveys at 0.20p per survey, I'll be loaded. 17999 moar surveys to go.

>>81522745
bottom of the barrel romanian slam slag with a 45% chance of being robbed and stabbed by her brother ionut bogdan isanovanovich alexandru

>>81522711
Yeah maybe. Just be a charismatic liar.

>>81522712
>opiate addiction.
I see. Can you get the NHS to give you methadone?

wish i lived in london desu

>>81522769
>Investment banking anon who was just at st pancras?
Nope but it sounds like the three of us should get together

>>81522718
Same shit init

270,000 hours of surveys lads. Corr, now that'll be a timesink.

>>81522745
Go on adultwork right now and check

>>81522782
it best city on earth mate

>>81522782
why the fuck would you want to live in that overpriced shithole
even visiting it is fucking god awful

Bangkok is better than London

>glitzy anime music video from Europol bragging about taking down a dark web drugs website

cannot decide if this is 'kino' or 'cringe'.

>>81522764
Kek. Serves him right for being a dick. Why didn't he let you all know he was expecting an important call. That's on him.

>>81522732
Damn they've built a lot of new towers around Canary Wharf, I bet a lot of those went up in the last 10 years

>>81522782
Same

>>81522818
It's expensive like anything good in life. You want the best car, you pay for it. You want the best food, you pay for it. You want the best city, you pay for it.

>>81522809
Good evening BN de lad

Bought a fleshlight and feeling so disgusted with myself, going to cut it all up into tiny pieces and toss it in the bin

Got a lot of pre-orders in with notifications on Google Calendar 2 weeks before to decide if I still want them.

>>81522854
>You want the best city, you pay for it.
You get the exact same shit in the exact same tesco anywhere else in the country except London is 5 quid more.
Spent over 100 in a steakhouse there and it was no better than anywhere else.
Price doesnt mean quality ya tard

At least getting stabbed is free, eh?

London is a great great city. People who don't appreciate it don't like cities in general.

>>81522866
>Price doesn't mean quality

We call this "poorfag cope" lad.

>>81522861
I used to have one because an ex bought it for me (for some reason wanted to see me fuck it) and I kept it around, theyre preddy good ngl

>>81522880
I got plenty of dosh mate, keep trying

London? Yeah it's good for a day trip, lots to do and see, but live there? Nah, what you really need is somewhere close, somewhere on a mainline where it's easy to get into London and just as easy to get out. Somewhere like, Didcot, say.

>>81522861
At least give it a little pump de lad, you may as well, you've bought it

>>81522764
I love these melty stories about your brother

>>81522885
If you've got plenty of dosh why do you need to cope?

A place literally called "Bang Cock" sounds a bit queer to me desu.
Jokes aside it is great.

me? I live in liverpool city centre, its quite alright for a city 2bh doesn't feel too grim compared to other cities, scousers are actually really friendly people and ive had 0 issues with anyone in 1.5 years

City shitters please stay there and never leave

>>81522861
I did this too and after a few months I went for a walk and dumped it into a public bin with my cum still in it.

>>81522866
>You get the exact same shit in the exact same tesco anywhere else in the country except London is 5 quid more.
Not true though. If you go to a proper size supermarket in London the prices aren't very different to supermarkets in other places. Maybe there will be a small premium but like I say, if you want to live in the best city, you have to pay for it.

>Spent over 100 in a steakhouse there
If you're falling for the tourist trap steakhouses then that's your own fault, you idiot.

>>81522906
I'm from't countreh side me de lid, will be moving back in a bit, I used to be a park ranger n that, done a decade of working on various reserves with various organisations its reet comfy

Not happy about the man trying to keep me down. Already having an issue with muh next entrepreneur enterprise. They just can't do with seeing the little man succeed.
Bastards.

>>81522854
>You want the best city, you pay for it.
Have you been to Bangkok?

3.50 for a small Ice cream in Greenwich park

>>81522931
You're looking at 15 surveys minimum lad, best get typing.

>>81522920
That 20p is legally yours lad your hard graft earned it the cheeky cunts.

50p for an ice cream in Bangkok

>>81522920
What's this, a problem with cashing out? Who could've foreseen it...

>>81522913
>but like I say, if you want to live in the best city, you have to pay for it.
And yet you already pay for it with ridiculous rent and house prices, so paying more for food is fine right
Fucking delusional londonfags, i swear

>>81522942
I know, scandalous, I was just about to head out to buy a chomp for the kids. Starving we are, that's a week worth of nutrition they've deprived us of.

>>81522908
Post nut clarity? I'm done with wanking it's horrible no fap for me de lats x

>The man who was given a restraining order for stalking British tennis player Emma Raducanu earlier this year has been caught trying to apply for tickets for this month's Wimbledon Championships.

As London hater, one thing London has going for it is that it doesn't feel dead in the same way that everywhere outside London does now. That said more and more of it is shit. Greenwich is still reasonably lush, but generally there aren't many good areas left

>>81522951
Nah, I was smashing that motherfucking new survey button. Didn't even attempt to cash out. Probably a scam to do some more free surveys, unlock your account by filling out these 5 easy 15 min surveys to continue your earning journey, type of thing.

>>81522948
I'd bang her cock if you know what I mean

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

>>81522992
>we
erm???

>>81522968
The crime? People are too sensitive these days desu.

>>81522941
Got my Pu on the case de lid

>>81522968
Maybe Emma should stop being so sexy then the wee bint.

so as some of you may know I used to have several love dolls including a full-size full body love doll that weighed over 30 kg and the reason why I had so many love dolls in the past is because I used to feel very frustrated and annoyed with women in general like most men I had a desire for physical intimacy and love and emotional connection and I had to satisfy my man drive

Emma Radacanu imitation fuck doll.

>>81523008
Just googled her. Meh. Mid-tier

>>81523017
She was better a few years ago.

if a bee were to fly into my mouth id drown it by drinking from the flask of wops urine i carry with me at all times

miss eva so much i cried in the shower

Ok, I have decided to try and combat the boredom, by reinstalling ETS2. That was always a fun game, and it should help pass some hours till I get a new vidya to sink a few huors into.

About to meet a media bigwig and thinking of BritNormie

>>81523065
Off to the newsagent to buy a porn mag?

>>81522954
Rent costs a lot because everyone wants to live there, because London is where the best jobs and life opportunities are

>>81523036
That billionaire poo dying that way is like something from a Tom and Jerry cartoon.

>>81523003
STALKING CRIME ANON

The Shart

Putting a collar on Emma Radacanu, buttfucking her up the arse and calling her a mutt.

Helper doing the silly dance in his nappy.
https://youtu.be/3ZXkDBNNORo?si=hMdMheKrE_XkpyVe

>>81523117
Anon why are you watching this kind of content? Something you need to tell us?

>>81523117
mein dood. you need professional help.

Have you ever been to a McDonalds with blue trays?

>>81523127
My sprog was watching it and I thought of Sean.
>>81523136

>>81523117
Which episode was this?

Bought some more Galaxy Minstrels

>>81523168
Felt sick as fuck me after eating all them maltesers and chewits last night.

>>81523168
Maltesers are better

>>81523151
Fair enough lad. Just having good old fashioned ribbing with you.

>>81523168
dare you to suck on them until the shells have dissolved, then eat the soggy disappointing centre separately.

>>81523183
So was I lad I don't even have a sprog. Just searched for a nappy dance.

Probably posted on the britfeel of the day

https://youtu.be/9qtIbWNMwKY?t=18m33s

Nappymong

farts going off

Blad hows the room renovation going, You seemed knackered this morning.

>>81523188
That is literally the only way to consume them lid x

>>81523227
Had a thumping headache since 12. Took painkillers and been to sleep and I still have it. Im almost done but not felling great at the moment I will finish it today.

Is there any particular reason why this country is so expensive, when it doesn't offer a better quality of life than somewhere cheaper, say Thailand?

>>81523246
Went through this a whole back when I got my new DVD shelving and I was proper flustered. Feels good when you get it all done though.

Blad uses a typing wand to make posts

>>81523249
Move to Thailand if you want lad. If they'll have you.

>>81523254
In the process of building storage for my garage at the moment. Price of plywood these days though you might aswell go to IKEA :|

>>81523249
Just inertia. Eventually the cost of living will reflect what it's like to be there; it's essentially arbitrage at the moment.

Is 'Big B' actually Blad? I thought it was a twoll kek

Little side note... Why the fuck do I need to wait 120 seconds between every post

Chika's rectum exploited for my sexual gratification

>buy 2 t shirts from local ish company
>they never send me them
>they claim its sent
>it never arrives
>I send follow up complaints
>I get ignored
>I have evidence of the bank transaction and the order confirmation

wtf do I do, cunts are just ignoring me and have taken me forty quid. Brick through their window?

>>81523271
Funniest part is when he tries to dial for help but the automated message says his fingers are too fat and to mash the pad to order a typing wand.

>>81523289
Yes its me. Decided to change things up a bit.

>>81523283
Could have gotten those heavy dirty garage shelves from Argos they're good but I guess you want something specific?

>>81523295
Get a load of Mr Big Spender here.
This is why you use a credit card for online purchases btw.

>Better cheaper food
>Better cheaper healthcare
>Better cheaper quality of living
>Less crime
>More relaxed lifestyle
>Proper Thai massages
>Beautiful women
See no reason not to move to Thailand

Sucking little poo nuggets directly from Eva's virginal arse.

>>81523318
im a bit seethy ngl how can they just ignore me, think I'll have to turn up irl with printed out screenshots and make the poor wagie behind the counter get his master to sort this, its not rite this ive paid for TWO t shirts, i want me fukn alice in chains t shirts

>>81523325
whats a vaginal arse

>>81523330
What's the company lid name and shame the pricks.

Fuck I missed SSM's live phone in. Gutted.

>>81523309
Yup has to be a bespoke size otherwise would definitely opt for the aluminium ones that just snap into place.

now that looks lush

>>81523322
>Proper Thai massages
Wappy ending?

>>81523322
>See no reason not to move to Thailand
But yet you haven't?

Running a tube directly into Eva's clit to suck her golden piss.

>>81523322
Do it then lad. Is there really less crime in Thailand? Also I often wonder with crime stats whether they're actually comparable. I bet different countries have very different methods of collecting crime stats. I also bet a lot of countries deliberately publish crime stats that look less bad than the reality. The police and the government have an incentive to say "hey look, crime definitely has dropped recently, aren't we so great at our jobs? Therefore we deserve more money".

Eva's gone. Let's leave that whore in the past

>>81523359
Did you skip biology lessons as a kid

>>81523341
Didnt have the confidence to phone in. I would have asked about the time he converted to Islam in the early 2000s for his then wife at the time.

>Overall, the UK tends to have a higher rate of certain types of crime compared to Thailand, particularly violent crime and property crime. However, Thailand faces significant challenges with specific offenses like sexual assault and drug-related crime

>>81523363
why did she Ieave

>>81523363
we've just as good as killed her. we should rename the Online Safety Act to "Eva's Law".

Loved Evas little Roblox farm posts. Hope she comes back.

Making his phone number public lol.
I suppose it's a second or third phone though

>>81523399
Think she has alcohol issues and tried to blame us.

assumed i had more painkillers left than i actually do.
don't have any zopiclone/zolpidem left, either.

in a way, this is good.

>>81523374
If we believe the official stats that is. And if those stats are even comparable, since different countries will collect stats with different methods.

>>81523388
Same reason yanklass left

>>81523361
It probably does, but overall national statistics are missing the picture even if they are accurate. What really matters is the risk to *you* in particular, as someone who's presumably not in a gang, and who has a certain level of local knowledge and street smarts.
If City A has more crime than City B but in City A all the crime is between gangs that have nothing to do with me, or in areas I can just not go to, I'd prefer City A.

I'd prefer to live in Japan but its comparatively expensive to the UK and hard to emigrate there.

>Searching for posts that contain 'alcohol' and with the username 'eva6'

you can see the decline ;__;

>>81523423
>its comparatively expensive to the UK
No it's not lol, especially housing.
>hard to emigrate there
This part is true at least.

Only weebs move to Japan desu

Can't believe the pink council have struck again. Fed up of that tranner group forcing biovagina havers out of the thread. It not right.

>>81523423
It's cheaper than the UK mate, and it's 10x lusher

>>81523388
there's a very vile mong among us

>>81520779
I bet it lush.

skimmed through the ssm live viewer call in stream and nobody called in?

>>81523461
Not as vile yet succulent as Eva's vaginal arsehole.

>>81523479
Doesn't surprise me. He did a live phone-in stream before and didn't even answer his phone.

Sucking the fish directly from Marks prolapsed arse.

>>81523442
What idiots, moving somewhere they'd like to live, haha, losers.

>>81523451
Why are you so desperate to have foids here

>>81523421
Yeah I think you're right. For example in some parts of the world, white westerners can be a big target for kidnappings. For a local, the risk of being kidnapped might be quite small, but for a white westerner, it could be much higher.

>>81523423
I think it would be a cool place to visit. I wonder how easy it is to get around without knowing any Japanese. I guess they're used to tourists though.

>>81523526
>Why are you so desperate to have foids here
Why not?

Going to Japan and putting mirrors on my shoes to look up Schoolgirl's skirts. When caught simply having a melty and making Pokemon noises.

Mum don't know how to set the clock on the microwave so I just tell her to turn it on at midnight.

>>81523541
Alri Lollers lid

Always lads isn't it that are shut-ins?

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/1ld3l9l/do_you_know_any_shut_ins/

>>81523526
Not speaking for him but typically men like to be around woman

Life, now that's a good ayy film.

>>81523435
>>81523454
Tokyo is extremely expensive. The food is cheaper yeah but rent is the same if not slightly lower than Manchester or London. Unless you live really far out like Kawasaki.

>>81523531
>I wonder how easy it is to get around without knowing any Japanese.
It's easy, most of them can speak basic basic English

My bf has a 35 year old brother who until last year rarely left his room and never the house. Social anxiety induced - I've never even met him as he stays hidden when we've been round. He had to be hit with some hard truths that their dad is 76 and realistically only has a few more years to keep looking after him, so brother needs to get self sufficient before the safety net is taken away. He got a job in a warehouse, and is doing well being out and about in this way.

>>81523580
Corrr Rebecca Ferguson is very fuckable in that particular kinoberg.

>>81523615
Mad that. I bet he hates working in the warehouse

>>81523615
Bollocks this. If he had a real diagnosed condition then he could benniemax.

>>81523578
You're not 'around' women here though, it's just text on a screen

>>81523619
>Corrr Rebecca Ferguson is very fuckable in that particular kinoberg.
That she is lad, that she is.

Britfeel, you are all gay men.
Cheers xxxx

>>81523625
Yeah rather stay a shut-in than work some grim warehouse job. If that's all there is then fuck changing.

>>81523615
>He got a job in a warehouse, and is doing well

What do you reckon the final tfr of britfeel will be? The total number of sprogs sired by every regular here over the number of regulars

>>81523638
please don't say anything lad

Sperm swimming around Ebin's bollocks

I have agoraphobia. Haven't left the house since 2011.

>>81523673
What is the diet of a shutin

Had to laugh earlier at the mongs who don't even know who Ebin is. Fucking state. Kek.

Nu breadington soon is it

>>81523631
Thats true. It doesn't seem to matter tho to some here. Hence all the "yous"

OLED lids what you got your pixel brightness set to?
I put mine 35 for SDR as apparently thats 100 nits which is what SDR is mastered at. Looks good but wouldn't in a bright room.

>>81523649
This is what normies like to believe. My mum genuinely believed I enjoyed my warehouse job because it was related to tech.

>>81523597
Tokyo rent is definitely cheaper than London, if we're talking about the average. Manchester is a good comparison. And of course you don't need to live in Tokyo. You'd get the same quality of experience living in Osaka which is more like Sheffield kind of rent, just dirt cheap compared to London.

>>81523685
get ready lids

For all I know, I could make a friend group this year and finally have a social life, some of whom I'll be in contact with until I die

New twed

>>81523717

no pussy, no work is my way of life now.

>>81523725
No shafting, no grafting.

>>81523615
>so brother needs to get self sufficient before the safety net is taken away
Just Nicolemaxx?

>>81523571
>Society tells men they'd rather they died or at least stayed away
>They do it
>"Woah why are so many men shut ins?? This is their fault right??"

>>81523702
Osaka sucks though lad. Its dirty and scruffy. Tokyo is clean and thre is more to do and more places to go