Thread 81729726

Norwood IV edition

>captain, set destination to Norwood IV
and then it's the Enterprise orbiting a bonce

at work now, proper knackered me

>>81729726 (OP)
What's going on with that button on the collar?

>>81729800
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unbuttoning_(clothes)

>>81729816
Why is it unbuttoned?

Love my christian brothers n sisters around the world x

Wee bit hungover to be honest. Need to get up and shower and throw back some coffee

>>81729837
Coffee will just make the hangover worse

>>81729836
Me? Atheist.

>>81729831
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unbuttoning_(process)

VERY powerful spaff just now

>>81729865
in stitches at this cat

>>81729865
Youre such a gross freak

going to try for sleep.

not as hardcore as 11:30am anon (was asleep then) but i've done my night shift. got protein bars arriving 6pm-10pm (chocolate brownie and red velvet brownie flavours) so i'l sleep until then. maybe 'something else' will arrive too, heh.

moni the anal GOAT

Luv engaging in a bit of the ol' racial science me X

On the covfefe atm

>81729910
>today a few hundred thousand remain

That's the best case scenario for us nordics too in a couple centuries, if the moneylenders have their way that is

Need to sample every type of brown pussy there is

>>81729928
any success so far?

>>81729850
Why will it make it worse?

>>81729964
Hangover = dehydration
Coffee = dehydrating

>>81729971
Why does coffee dehydrate?

>>81729988
Coffee makes you pee

>>81730018
That's true. I'm just gunna take your advice and skip the coffee then. Orange juice and bacon sanny it is

Waiting for wifeberg to get back from the gym so she can make me breakfast

>>81730024
not him but you can just drink some water to compensate the water loss to due to the coffee

Waiting for HHL to wake up so I can bully him

>>81730039
Taking some diarlytes.
Tbh I do find that the heart rate increase from coffee isn't nice when your a bit rough.

https://youtu.be/a7f9Ylix4Ho so kino. Wasnt born yet me.

I was meant 4 a more simple life in life x

>>81730080
Remember my dad taking me to comet in the 90s to buy ps1 games. Back when the high street had loads of different retailers

>>81730051
He doesn't even acknowledge you. Doesn't it make you feel bad wasting your life like that?

>>81730075
my blood pressure also goes through the roof, it dangerous

>>81730095
>He doesn't even acknowledge you
He does

I was born xx xxx 1992..a classic main character birth year nd a different world than now

>>81730111
Trips of truth crossy. 1988 me. In my younger years 'the internet' to me was that dial up noise when my parents did internet banking. Simpler times.

lots of warm sweaty girls feet today x

>>81730111
back in 2010 i didnt shag a girl born in 1992 because i thought she was a bit young

>>81727012
Agree, but it's because she's in her 20s living at home, she won't get on with her dad either if she lives with him. I can imagine eva6 is quite difficult to live with, she's lazy, doesn't wake up in time for the job her mum got for her which makes her mum late too, and she's rude to colleagues at the job, she masturbates constantly and probably isn't very discrete about it, all her spare time is spent sat on her computer chatting to teenage boys on roblox and 30 year old blokes on 4chan, her room is probably a mess too. That said, she can live with me, I'll sort her out.

>>81730132
Ye NTL before it was virgin nd it kicked me off the internet when mum used the phone. There was a AOL free trial CD for the internet you could get in Currys that u could just use another one when it ran out. It was kewl

Born between 88 and 92

https://youtu.be/OCMtQ3PXHFA

He trying something new, he playing Seranob.

Shall be copping some R&R soonish me

>>81730141
2010 I trned 18 that was the last year of skewl. So i guess a few yrs either side would make a difference, legally lol

>>81730155
Lol lovely memories. Then later it was casually exchanging hotmail addresses with lasses i'd never met. Both with full names in the address and chatting them up. It never led anywhere cause I used a profile picture of Josh Hartnett and claimed it was me after one girl said she thought he was handsome.

>>81730194
Thats fxing funny. Yeah ppl really just believed shit like that too.

Weird liminal feeling since the weekend. Feel like everything will be ok now. It won't be but its nice.

Bacon sanny necked. Mixture of ketchup and American mustard for sauce. Wee fried egg on top.
Could go another tbqhwy

>>81730051
How are you defining bullying

>>81730111
May? So you're 33 then?

>>81730226
did you go to see this crossy lad?

Sossie Sando coming in strong.

>>81730226
>It won't
it will x

thread theme music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlhX7idjoy8

Not looking forward to becoming spasticated, desu. I could cope if I didn't have incontinence, but it will really fugg me up. ~20 times last year I shidded myself, and that was while being able to walk okish.
Great choon for some sad feefee's, then I'll try cheer up. But for now, time to wallow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYgT7K6bSVU

hes a nonce a fucking nonce!!!! FUCKING NONCE KYS

>>81730391
What's wrong if I may ask?

ordering an AC ahead of the next heatwave, it lush x

fuck they are all sold out, it over x

musk's tranny son is low key hot

>>81730417
I got diagnosed with MS at the start of the week. I've had multiple symptoms appear over the last ~5 years {fatigue, incontinence, issues walking and with balance and coordination}.

>>81729726 (OP)
He looks like a hamster with chonky cheeks from behind lol

Not right what the twolls comment on playstation stream

>>81730441
Smashing pumkins tickets? I found out they're in my town next month, but only found out recently, and all tickets have been sold. Heartbreaking, desu, as I'm colse enough to the venue to hear snippets of songs occasionally.

>>81730467
Ah I'm sorry to hear that lad. My dad has ms as well. Not a nice disease at all.

>>81730483
no ACs de lad >>81730424

might watch some cricket today

Fell asleep before I did the other thing, overslept. Corr. Gotta get up and do things. Rather stay in bed.

Sunday the final day of freedom before groundhog day.

>>81730530
Stop stealing memes

SeasideDIDDLER

If Dubs garn have a Malvern day
If singles garn have another Arabic day

>>81730543
Hard not to. They just sort of get stuck in my head some of these phrases. They funny.

Wasn't sure if that was soundspacker using chikas image, or chika using soundspackers phrases

Just want a schizoid boomeroid update

life moves pretty gay, if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you might get sucked off

>>81730702
It bleak

>>81730702
Shawlands spotted

need some speed in me asap x

So Uve Had an Accident

HHL shat on the carpet

Nope cabt stay awake. I tried.

>>81730496
Ah, why not get a little portable device for now, till you can sort out AC? One of those neck fan things?

tired glaswegian man

>>81730791
>little portable device
they dont work
>>81730791
>fan
a fan just blows hot air around

quite tired too but at work atm

Teenage Reform councillors hahahaha

>>81730483
lad just go see them in another city

>>81730467
Good thing is that the drugs are great now and can often just stop progression right there where you are. Good luck mate, so sorry to hear.

>>81730702
>>81730749
Massively overrated bit of Glasgow imo. When you listen to people bang on about it you'd think the Southside was as good as the West End, but the truth is that it's nowhere near.

>>81730483
They are playing in such bizarre places. Halifax and Colchester? Weird.

>>81730702
how can people live like this? looks incredibly depressing

>>81730801
You can get fans that blow cool air. I have a plug in one in my room. It genuinely blows cold air.

>>81730860
the west end is utter wank, it's not something you want to emulate.
also all these hipsters are now spreading from shawlands which has got too expensive into battlefield and cathcart driving the prices up there as well.

>>81730869
>You can get fans that blow cool air
you mean an AC?

>>81730868
It's the grey skies.

>>81730873
I'm not saying necessarily that it should be emulating the West End, just that it's nowhere near as nice.

>>81730885
and the shutters from the closed stores

>>81730830
I can't travel very far desu, this would have been perfect, a ~4 min taxi to the venue.
>>81730867
I know, I couldn't believe it. A lot of great bands on here, the libertines are here as well in the next few weeks I think. And terrorvision, texas, corrs and natalie whatsherface, anastacia. Mental.

>>81730896
agree in the sense that the south side is still a bit of a dump visually, it's close proximity to heavily brown areas means that will never really change

>>81730897
It must have been early in the morning when that photo was taken, that street is always really busy with traffic and all of those shops are in business.

>>81730911
Imagine being a racist in Glasgow. Sad. Glad there's not many of you. Hope people find out and you get your head kicked in one day pal.

>>81730912
before 8am this morning de lad
this roads dead on a sunday morning

>>81730904
>I can't travel very far
why not?

>>81730917
>In Glasgow
Why should that make a difference? Is racism good in some cities but not others?

>>81730917
image not being a racist, perish the thought

me? dont like scottish """"people""""

>>81730917
Most of the working class is like that, not that you would know

>>81730928
he is probably some palestine flag waving irish catholic scottish nationalist troon lover

>>81730927
>why not?
Disability

>>81730024
Go tie up your local ER and demand an IV.

Generally speaking weegies are the worst people in Scotland

business idea: /scotfeel/

>>81730490
Yeah, tis a bit shitty. Glad I can know what is causing the issues and can do some things to help.
>>81730852
The Dr said there might be something I'm suitable for, just need to see what this spinal tap thing comes back with.
>>81730927
I get tired easily, and issues with mobility, but mainly incontinence issues so can't venture too far.

>>81730928
They are a tiny minority in Glasgow.
>>81730937
Nah that's bullshit. I grew up in a working class community and there wasn't much racism. Just a handful of braindead knuckle dragging huns. And that was years ago too, probably even less now.

>>81730942
It's sprogless BN who still has a juvenile idea of himself in epic Marvel showdowns against le ebil racists such as people who are concerned about their children's safety and future, which he can't understand through experience or basic empathy so they join the evil side while he's the Avengers

>>81730958
> I grew up in
Yeah, in a much whiter time. You don't have a clue.

>>81730967
I still have good friends who I grew up with lad, not that you would know about something like that.
>>81730961
Melty

Loves a chicken korma (He does), but hates the hands that cook it
Pinch a cheeky bottom, says there's never harm in looking (C'mon love)
Take him anywhere and you'll regret you ever took him
Away to Spain again, the lads just made a cheeky booking, wahey
Shout at locals (Oi, you mug), drunken scuffling
He's always right and nobody can tell him nothing (No)
Dancing round the room, look at how his feet are shuffling (Look at him go)
As he makes obnoxious phone calls, trying to get them drugs in

What do you reckon, one or two? (How you doing, son?)
Get a few, what's the plan?
Just another day in the life of a big dumb man

Yeah, he's a man
Yeah, he's a proper manly man
You little boys just really wouldn't understand
Yeah, he's a man
Yeah, he's a proper manly man
You little boys just really wouldn't understand

>>81730958
>huns

oh you naughty bigot
only the people YOU don't like are allowed to be discriminated against, got it

>>81730974
what an ugly freak

>>81730879
Yes and no, depending on the definition of air conditioning. It's a fan that blows cool air.

>>81730983
where does the cool air come from?

>>81730977
You think I'm "bigoted" against people who support a certain football club? Lol what a stretch, you utter fanny

>>81730958
>Just a handful of braindead knuckle dragging huns
Like the anti migrant protest a few weeks ago in Catholic Royston? Braindead knuckle dragging parents worried about their kids getting raped how dare they eh

business idea: /OFCOMFEEL/

>>81730998
>30 or 40 thick boomers at a FUKKIN PAKIS! protest

Lol. Yeah there's scum everywhere. Luckily a lot less here though.

>>81730998
Crossy's mother in all white clothing

20 past 10 on a sunday morning obsessing over britfeel personalities

Tfw ywn own a Buccees in rural New Mexico with your Peccary Piggu friends
Honestly why live

seasideMARK Sunday morning uploafs fancy a few jars enjoy my Sunday deee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKm3_wyZ5e8

30 past 10 on a sunday morning reading post from other posters obsessing over britfeel personalities and getting upset

don't care about personalities anymore, none of the personalities are interesting they're all mid 30s losers

>>81730988
With heaters, there is usually an element that heats up, and the air blows over that, so I'd assume there's an/the same element that cools, and the air blows over that.

>>81731007
You make a fanny of yourself about this because you don't have kids. That's the long and short of it at the end of the day.

>>81731034
There needs to be a "new generation" of personalities imo.

>>81731035
>element that cools
so an AC?

>>81731040
Eva6 is 20

think I'm gonna get back onto learning japanese, need to focus on my 5 year plan to move there

>>81730958
>They are a tiny minority in Glasgow
I accept Glasgow is probably a lot less racist than any English city, but the ones that are there are far more open about it. Obviously my experience is limited but people are so brazen about throwing 'wog' and 'paki' about. On the trains too, not so much racial slurs but people openly talk about migrant hotels and immigration in a way you'd literally never hear in England. Obviously we are more racist just less open about it

>>81731036
Yeah of course lad, everyone who has kids instantly becomes a virulent racist. There's a Combat 18 recruiter in every maternity ward signing up the new mums and dads.

>>81730958
>And that was years ago too, probably even less now.
I'd imagine as the paki population increased racism would have too over time

>>81731042
Nope, a cool air blowing device, a CAB.

I have a cold air blowing fan too so I know what he's talking about (not AC)

>>81731051
I find this hard to believe. Not the fact that you've heard people in Glasgow being racist, but the fact you've specifically heard people saying the word "wog". For me that's English slang and not part of the vernacular up here. I've heard loads of people say racist shit over the years and use the word "paki" constantly. But "wog"? Never once in my life in Glasgow.

>>81731053
Very sprogless retarded response this. Yeah you don't have the maturity to understand what I'm getting at.

ugh i hate BN so much

>>81731022
Nah, you were thinking of a KwikStar in Iowa.

>>81731075
Alright lad, better luck next time.

>>81731040
>There needs to be a "new generation" of personalities imo.
pointless
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgqwlvq180o

>>81731007
None of those people chose a government that would bring in rapist third world savages. It's not their fault. Same as when the little girls got butchered you took it as a chance to rant against your gammon enemies. Definitely sociopathic tendencies in you, miss the big picture of everything.

>>81731074
Yeah I never hear anyone say wog really either think it's a very old thing, it was just a single instance though, but a fair few pakis

>>81731053
Screaming my head off laughing at Ardley waste recycling centre reading this. That wasn't me, but it is sort of true. People generally drift right when they have sprogs and the further left you go the more extreme the shift.

>>81731089
Yeah of course lad, it's not people who see people with darker skin as subhuman who are sociopaths. It's lads like me. Makes sense.

I am once again here to blame the white working class for objecting to [bad thing government does]

Full English breakfast and a can of full fat coke for me

>>81731106
Looks literally exactly like Shippy lol

>>81731089
He's had literally generations of brainwashing, you can't undo that overnight and I doubt it ever will be done. I think he really is a good person at heart but the road to hell and all that

>>81731099
Completely childish braindead understanding of "racism" too. Why even bother.

i think i'm at the point where i hate the people that support the refugees more than the refugees themselves.

can sort of accept that the immigrants are just doing what they do, it's the locals that are like "yeah, you know what sound more of these folk is a cracking idea"

the mind boggles

>>81731117
I invite you not to bother lad.

Babbys first /pol/ posting

>>81731119
Everyone in that photo looks substantially better than the people in this photo >>81730998

I'm not saying that matters, but you're posting this photo to try to discredit these people due to their appearance but you end up doing the opposite.

>>81731119
Which one looks like Shippy? XD
Which one is BN? XD
Which one is Crossy? XD

4channers only hate refugees because 4chan told them to

>>81731114
> I think he really is a good person at heart
Maybe, I don't think you can be indifferent to kids getting killed as a good person. Politics shouldn't really come into it.

4channers only hate refugees because they think it makes them 4channers

>>81731130
They don't at all they just look less working class so you like them more, some proper freaks in there

>>81731130
>no stop pointing out stereotypes i don't like!

two different types of turd at opposite ends of the turd spectrum

>>81731136
It's absolutely mad that you take not being racist as literally being the same as being indifferent to kids being killed.

Here's a radical idea lad. Imagine blaming the actual individuals who kill the kids. Rather than blaming the entire race.

>>81731150
sounds boring tbqh

Imagine blaming an entire gender because you've never had sex with one of them.

>>81731142
Obviously the guy at the front with long hair and the hemp jumper will be a right fanny. And the celtic dad at the front is wearing a cringe teeshirt. Everyone else looks completely normal.

my life would've gone a lot differently if i'd found a gf

>>81731150
The blame is with politicians at the end of the day bur if you're cheerleading on their insane immigration policies of the last 30 years then you obviously don't see a problem with it. The amount of people kids women who would still be alive if we didn't let in every third world maniac who turns up. It's worth it to you so you can feel progressive. Like I said it only makes sense since you don't have children yourself, still very immature though

>>81731174
Well you'd be angry at her for dumping you and you could add that to your list of grievances. I wouldn't say that's "a lot different" though.

As someone that's had a fair few gfs I can tell you that they don't solve your problems they come with problems that become your problems.

a lot of political discourse has been generated this morning just from one lad getting triggered over the word "brown"

let's get back to talking about the usual depressing drivel

>>81731180
Do you think that violence didn't exist before immigration? Painting millions of people as maniacs so you can feel righteous about your paranoia doesn't make you mature. It just shows how easily you're manipulated.

When I was pissed last night I came up with just 4 lads I'll miss when we get blocked. HHL Chika Lollers and the lad with glaucoma edit lad?

>>81731189
They also highlight your own problems. A bit insecure? Imagine how insecure you'll be when you've got a good looking gf and other lads try it on with her all the time. Bit depressed? Imagine how hopeless you'll feel if you have a big argument with the gf. Etc.

>>81731026
kek he keeps saying Road to the Masters isn't included in ps plus when it is. what is he like? oh my days!

just ate a sarnie, proper lush

>>81731119
Agreed, they are making the country worse just to satisfy their own selfishness. But unfortunately they are the majority so nothing is going to get better any time soon, and by the time these people finally wake up, they will find it will be too late.

>>81731163
They look like paid actors desu which they probably are. It's the same weird lot of elderly people and young hipsters who magically turn up to these things with the same pre made placards and choreography. It looks completely inorganic, like they don't even know each other. The migrant protest looks grassroots, a bit clumsy, working class, real, because it is. By the way you said it wasn't well attended but remember there's no worse slur just now than "racist" which people like you use to gaslight the working class into shutting up and putting up. So people are nervous being seen at these things. I guarantee for every one there there's a hundred who feel the same.

>>81731200
You cannot actually be this thick, not engaging with bait now

>>81731213
Where did I say they highlight my problems and that makes me insecure. You forgot to add a trollface image to your post too.

The two dumbest personalities here are right wing, says enough

>>81731221
>which they probably are.

Actual tin foil hat stuff, this. Seek help.
>>81731223
I appreciate you conceding.

BN got a terminal case of I'm alright jack

>I'm a racist because of muh kids
kek what a moron

>>81731130
Let's see here...
>Hassan bin Sober blue cap
>Shifty il Beadieyes his wife
>Mr or Ms Palystein Headwrap
>Androgynous Frostywhip nice ear hoops
>Yeller Glasses McTwinkenstein.
Yes, very normal.

>>81731225
Lad...I was not attacking you. I was agreeing with you. We were both making the point that getting into a relationship does not solve your problems. I wasn't trying to talk shit about you or your relationships.

>>81731241
You were doing better with the /pol/ tier posts lad.

>>81731130
What a beautiful representation of England.

Loves his full stops does are trollmong and he'll be here all day as per

grew up in Glasgow but moved away at 17. I liked the place but can't say I miss it. I think I would find it depressing to live there again.

>>81731250
Actually lad I'm heading off now. My apologies for knowing how to type.

>>81731248
>england

can't tell if this is bait or you are just a bit thick

Sick of these GAMMON fascists in my country. That's why I want more brown men in who are statistically more like to rape women and children. It's just smart liberal thinking that you wouldn't understand Mr knuckledragger.

>>81731266
See you in a bit for one of your other routines, The Ruthmong one mayhaps?

Growing up is realising Bin Laden was very based

>>81731271
Listen mate you ever heard of JACK THE RIPPER? Therefore 1million 80IQ animals per year is fine, we've always had crime anyway

corr had some tomatoes and mozarella on sourdough, with a sprinkling of olive oil and balsamic vingear (direct from Emilia Romagna) and it was LUSH

Those far right fascist women that walk on Aberdeen beach at night and get complaints by the war refugees for their racism better be ashamed of themselves. I'm glad they don't walk that beach anymore. FUCKING RACISTS.

Growing up is realising Donald Rumsfeld was very based

>>81731267
I meant to say Airstrip One, all apologies.
>t, Amerifat

>>81731281
Ecksactly m8. Nice to see some other adults here for a change. Sick of this place being FarageHQ.

>>81731231
There is nothing to concede, your view on this stuff is so out of touch with how even normies think now you'll just naturally be left in the past as time goes on. Stick with your rich mates then circle jerk away to whatever tax haven after this country is done.

>>81731221
you are genuinely retarded lad

No wait. If we inject the population of Glasgow into a small island country every single year, the bland liberalism from the years before that started will still be relevant. The game hasn't changed at all.

This film should be right up your street
Eden & Charlie
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt33823467/

thinking about female butthole

Limmy missed a fun idea for a sketch, lads. Jock the ripper.

Limmy isn't funny and never was

seasideMARK going out for a few jars got 50 quid pocket money guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7mgp5EqvGE


>pocket money

he is a 50 year old man

>>81731208
Well thanks my dude. Could add people elsewhere but nearly everybody lets you down in the end.

>>81729836
A real God wouldn't have made me an ugly balding low-T manlet

coffee machine's fucked, no coffee for me de lads

>The 32-year-old, who was pregnant at the time, was met at her front door by delivery driver Muhammad Faizan Khan. He complimented her eyes, which she brushed off before attempting to take the food from him.

>Without warning, he then forcibly put his tongue in her mouth and pushed her into her home before subjecting her to the sickening assault(rape) which left her bleeding, and which she believes contributed to a miscarriage a few days later.

>He was handed just a 12-month prison sentence.

If the BLODDEH TORIES had just processed asylum claims then this wouldn't have happened!

Alcohol has once again done a number on me

i only drink socially

>>81731358
> before subjecting her to the sickening assault (((rape))) which left her bleeding

>>81731358
That's horrible,what are you going to do to stop these things happening again

>>81731358
so we dont hate women here any more?

i only drink alone because i have no friends

>>81731365
I don't like sober people let alone drunk people

>>81731375
Me? I can't do anything, but someone who works for the gchq like you maybe can, no?
>>81731382
Your debrief is wrong Mr jtrig

>>81731358
You people need an air drop of pic related in the safe areas, if there are any left.

might come back later, very bad vibes ITT

>>81731423
Everybody has just gotten out of bed and they're grouchy

shippy the anal slayer

>>81731423
This time of the week is for us wagies to summon the courage to not end it all

ITT: flagshagging wankpuffin spunktrumpet Reform-voting GBeebies watchers

What should we do about these brown grooming gangs? No whites ever did a sex crime!

>>81731436
It isn't like this when you're not posting.

weird tranny desperately looking for someone to argue with

>>81731436
Nice one abdul

>>81731409
whats a jtrig?

>>81731444
no proof its a tranny

I hate getting old, nothing is fun and booze becomes devastating, I've been sat here for an hour quivering and feeling my guts do backflips

What time do we get the post about how you spent Sunday morning with your wife and sprogs?

>>81731456
You type like a foreigner

>>81731467
Switch to opiates my laddie

Adrian (60 ans) absolutely destroying Brexiteer spunktrumpets on X (formerly Twitter) with facts and logic

>>81731469
You have to subscribe to my patreon for that content

>>81731469
Not everybody here is a total loser like you

mad how lowercase letters drive certain people insane

>>81731472
Addiction scares me

>>81731467
Lay off the sauce; you will feel better in a week. After that exists the idea that alcohol isn't necessary.

Ex messaging me saying I miss you, let's have coffee when I'm back from travelling. Bitch! Who you think u are !!!

Spent this morning with my wife and two kids, eating a delicious home made breakfast prepared by the wife, while browsing 4chan on my 3,199 quid Apple Macintosh. We will shortly be taking the Ferrari to the church, then beach followed by an elite rich members only spa. And you'll be here to read the same old dreck on Britfeel!

>>81731477
cockwombles never learn do they

>>81731485
It's not just lowercase, it's the whole package you're very foreigner coded

>>81731440
corr weegies really are absolutely vile. I never really noticed it until my pal from America said Glaswegians were the ugliest people he'd come across and then my eyes opened to the state of most Glaswegians.

>>81731491
But what else do I fill my life with, nothing is fun

Hangover mostly gone here. Have to go out around 2 for a couple hours tho and I cannot be arsed.
Also lost my codeine. Maybe a good thing desu

>>81731467
This year my body is falling apart. I'm up multiple times in the night with back ache which is triggering me mild-insomnia. My ankles just sprain constantly when I walk, and sometimes my entire foot just dies on me so I have to limp. My lower legs burn up when walking up slight inclines. I keep getting the shits and I can't figure out what's causing it

>>81731507
not him though. just think its funny that you are infuriated by lowercase letters

>>81731494
she's probably drunk and will get railed by some travelling chad instead

>>81731508
Lmao this is so true. Worst people in Scotland by a mile it's not even close

Master-baiters hours.

>>81731494
Good for you, don't be anyone's back up plan

had a dream about the exberg last night. bit concerning as I'm 2 years into a new relationship.

>>81731515
How old are you m80

Blair Drummond safari park is a great place but it's always filled with council weegies.
(Sorry to the sound Glasgow lads and lasses)

>>81731539
Still in my 30s for now

Krispy Kreme doughnut
Greggs sweet treat, eg, doughnut
Lidl doughnut
Costa sweet treat
Burger King Whopper
Las Iguanas birthday freebie
Miller & Carter 'free' glasses of prosecco


My list so far, have to sign up to them+mailing lists in time.

>>81731538
completely normal lad, the dream isn't really about your ex, she's symbolic of something else

>>81731489
Addiction isn't real

>>81731538
I get them about the first ex when im on the 4th gfberg, tbf 1st gfstein was a horrible BPDemon, she never plays any major roles in dreams just is there, dont like it. Never think about her during the waking hours

what are your tips for looking young britfeel?

me? i switch between writing styles so i dont get accused of samefaggotry

>>81731581
Hows life as a real winner?

>>81731576
Sunscreen
Water
No booze/drugs
Moisturize
Eat some fruit
Cardio

thats what I do and I get ID'd at nearly 32

>>81731587
Very good, thanks, lad. I have a wife and a sprog. You?

Why won't the Scottish police release the names and mugshots from operation cerrar?

>>81731590
>Sunscreen

>>81731595
Same but 3 sprogs and I won 2 houses, thanks.

>>81731590
I do all that and dont get ID'd at 24

I have 4 sprogs and 3 houses, and a dog. Beat that

Whenever I hear anyone here claim they have "a sprog" I just don't believe it, a functioning person would not say that. if they said they had "a kid" then sure

>>81731467
>I've been sat here for an hour quivering and feeling my guts do backflips
Hangover or withdrawals?

>>81731601
Don't care about the zog(((chemicals))) in it, you're exposed to enough shit anyway for it not to matter.

>>81731590
I did literally none of that and I was refused alcohol at a Toby Carvery when I was 35.

I'd rather look my age though tbqh. Looking young is for homos and women.

>>81731526
Her prerogative, she can't fill a me-shaped hole. That's why she be messaging me
>>81731534
To be honest though, I wasn't too into her and just sort of let it fizzle out. She was great in every way, but it just wasn't there for me.

>>81731605
>I won 2 houses

>heh im actually 52 and look 12 and never get id'd
>no no no you see people tell me I look 12 all the time and im actually a 52 year old millenial

>>81731599
You hoping there will be a riot so you can sit in your boxroom getting giddy over it making posts on 4chan?

>>81731619
Fair lad, still think it's cheeky that she just assumed you'd be up for meeting rather than asking

>>81731623
Sorry lad I made a typo when my wife gave me a kiss.

>>81731607
Well genetics too, maybe you're high test. I suspect my test is low, I struggle putting on muscle and have a womens body

>>81731617
>>81731626
I agree, nothing worse than an aging man desperatly clinging onto youthful looks, you see these 40 year old blokes dressing like teenagers.

Then again my lifestyle naturally alligns with anti aging principles (no booze, excercise) so I can do the bare minimuum to age gracefully rather than looking like a disgusting raisin at 40.

>>81731627
Why would there be riots?

me and BN moving to indonesia and work as digital nomads

>>81731637
Wombats

Therein lies the problem, people get past 30 and just give up all together on maintaining their appearance so by the time you reach middle age you can really pick out the ones who didn't give up and kept looking after themselves and the rest.

so here we are then the same 5 lads wrecking each other online

Enjoying a bit of sunshine inbetween showers dee lads

Ave done myself in from too much codeines.Jst woke up nd it hit from before like dizzy n sore tummy.Oh yesh.

Stop having fun guys. Boxroom Dollymong is NOT HAPPY and clearly we must all post around his sensibilities.

>>81731652
>retard socks

>>81731656
buddy has been on the codeine for years now for medical reasons, he has to come off them for some operation soon

How much (more) of an annoying cunt will he be trying to come off them?
I highly doubt he will bother, it will be one sleepless night followed by an entire day of complaining about it then back on them because he has 0 self control

>>81731659
uv done him

>>81731652
>retard wheelbarrow

>>81731576
I dont have tips, I think >>81731617 is more right,You just either do or you dont. When the lassie at the shops asks what my secret i dont know what to say in seriousness. The real answer. Moisturiser. Being short. The fact am 5'6" demotes me to half-man in most ppls eyes to begin with. Being clean shaven. Being clean shaven, And not losing your hair, and still having long hair. In general ave never tried delinerately though.It jst happened.On Friday my sisters boyfriend asked how old am I i said nd hes like that "you look really young" I dont know what to respond with. But then later when we were drinking nd i felt more inclined to be chatty i asked how old he is n hes only 2 years younger than me. He does look really young too. So it was kinda vice versa. I wouldve thought he was more 24 25 at most. So some ppl just have it I guess. I have done so many things that should age you, slept bnadly, drinking, drugs, smoked, ungodly stress my whole life, nd i still get asked id all the time, so imagine how id be without all that. But thats justh how life ended up. Ave had a hard life. Am sure it will all show on my face eventually. Probly if i made it to 40 itd all hit at once.

>>81731652
>mong paving slabs

av been drinking collagen for youthful gains, tried bone broth but it was fucking horrible, a viscous fluid with a strange green blue sheen ontop when poured into a glass, the smell incredibly off putting because its rotting bone flesh water. I decided the gains from that were not worth it and binned it. The collagen is also a bit rank but not as rank as bone water.

spunking on crossy's soft belly skin

>>81731652
>spastic compost

>>81731668
If he goes fof cold turkey robably will be depressed,tired,gloomy. I think if u cut it down slowly it might be ok, It wont be easy though either way.

>>81731652
>thalidomide watering can

>>81731652
whats the compost for, nonce?

>>81731652
Might be time to give the sandstone some tlc de lid. Nice slides btw

The nxt time am buying something ID'able ill put my phone on record in my pocket nd provide the proof for the guy that loses his mind over this.I think it could be an interesting insight into everyday life like slice of life.Dont know when when i nxt need paracetamol or smth like that but ill do it.

>>81731701
lad posting a bag of noncepost totally shamelessly

>>81731696
Wish you could still buy the cough mixture desu but they banned it a couple years back

I took too much.i need 2 lie down again until it passes.

Burying crossys arms unto the patio, Legs under the floorboard and compacting his Torso under two bags of compost

>>81731710
Yea linctus it was good.Haha i downed the bottle once nd got horrific Hives from it. I just turned completely red like a lobster.Shat myself.Ave had itches before.But htis was fucking next level.So i never did it again w/o taking antihistamine first.But aye it was kewl.Used to get dihydrocodeine cheaply online quite easy too.

Crossys toes and fingers circling the drains of Travellodge Glasgow Central

bangladeshi gf when

>>81731729
Ask saarnta for one this christmas.

any friends when

>>81731696
>depressed,tired,gloomy
Hes already like this , fucking great, just double the fucking misery to deal with

I suggested cutting it down slowly but that's silly apparently, just cold turkey it (he did quit smoking cold turkey many years ago with little issue so maybe hes got it in him tbqh)

Nothing worse than that no motivation, tired, yawning all the time, 1 word answers fucking grumping away watching slop on facebook with that cold dead stare (thats most afternoons before the cunt wakes up properly)

The drugs and smoking will catch up to crossy, he will look his age soon enough

>>81731705
I'll have to get the Karcher out for a pressure wash soon dee lad

>>81731150
>Here's a radical idea lad

Cooking Crossy an omelette before strangling him with a necktie

My bag smells like pish bc of i was transporting the pishy soaked pants. I was so hungover i jst threw everything in the bag.I jst wanted to get home.Its my fav bag.x

>>81731181
Enjoyed this one, kek

>>81731753
Pissing on the hotel floor isn't cute

>>81731630
I would, I'd happily be friends. We got on super well, but I didn't feel the romance. She thought I was the smartest and funniest guy. No wonder she won't want to lose me. Good ego stroke too

Mad how theres so many lads here who look very young

Crossy defo gets off on the piss thing.

>>81731762
Sunderland Naval Commander colourised

>>81731762
Being inside 24/7 not being exposed to the sun will do that to you

>>81731741
Yea, probably, but thing is,Its the type of drugs,If i was doing cocaine it would have been worse,but the ones ave done the most are benzos + opiates, I think opiates in particular can slow down ageing in men, Because it lowers testosterone, by quite a lot if you do it every day like i did for 10 yrs. But the booze will do me in,I had a break off it for like 5 yrs once,but ave been on it a lot of years too. I am pretty much sober now though, but yeah in the past I jst assumed Id kill myself or die soon neway so i never considered how that stuff would affect me,I was more like if it kills me then good. I guess well see.Am glad to be alive now even tho am suffering every day so if i look older from that thats not the end of the world, its not smth am that concwerned with, vanity

>>81731753
Buy the same bag again?

I've reached the point in life I can't make it through the night without waking up at some point for a piss. What the fuck, nobody told me that was coming I assumed that was for folk in their 50s plus

>>81731762
Yea true.Like hhl couldnt give you tips on looking young.Doesnt seem like he tries to.ITs just genetics.

>>81731652
spastic rain water!

>>81731781
half a bottle of vodka a night should stop that waking up for a piss malarkey

>>81731787
Do you have a piss fetish Crossy? Would you piss on me in the shower?

>>81731753
wash the bag

>>81731652
>retard upvc door and frame

HHL would look better if his carer stopped giving him that stupid buzzcut

>>81731790
Yeah I guess if your drunk enough you just piss the bed rather than waking up

>>81731762
whats going on with his left ear? looks weird

>>81731781
I do that and im early 20s but I find that if I dont drink a tonne of water before bed I wake up very dehydrated so I drink water and wake up at 3am to piss

>>81731798
You and HHL should arrange a trip to the hairdressers together, have a girls pampering day x

Think I've wet myself because of too much alcohol twice and both times I felt like a completely disgusting freak. Have to be absolutely smashed to even get close to that level.

>>81731781
A lot of people drink too much water. Plus bad metabolism and thyroid issues. Could be you're forcing yourself to down glasses of water for no reason. Many people do this because of worthless boomer health advice for the last 70 years.

>>81731652
Phwoar, are those gucci slides?

My stp dads sisters son came over n he was like 6ft tall looked "Grown" n chad esque Like. Its not just simple stats but ppl just feel "grown" like "adults" when you see them outside. Most of the men outside I imagine them interacting with each other, as "men" where they respect that theyre both in that category. Its hard to describe. Ppl outside dont treat me like that. More like a special needs kid or smth. But neway the guy mogged me in every way as far as being alpha. Nd then she said his age, hes obviouslt like, 15, 16 something like that. Still in 2ndary skewl. Its fxing mental. So he looks like that,,While i look like a child But its me who can remember Geocities nd AOL trial CDs n a lot of shit that he wouldnt even know what any of that means..............I feel like there was a time warp around late 00s or early 10s that i slept in nd missed it or smth

sad what happend to crossmong, his mother must be disappointed

>>81731813
Yeah you shouldn't eat or drink at least 2h before bed

>>81731781
I dribble piss, the tap keeps dripping for a while so to speak

Today's advice from britfeel:
Don't drink water
Don't use sunscreen
Don't brush your teeth
Abuse alcohol and drugs

Its rly emasculating being 5'6". When u go in the Co-op nd the 20yo zoomer that works there is stacking shelves that you couldnt reach. Theres reminders everywhere that youre not fit for life its jst like a fluke of medicine that ppl like me are kept alive by science now

>>81731813
I've pissed myself a few times and also didn't get my cock out far enough or whatever and get piss all over myself. I'm usually hammered and can just stand up when I have.

>>81731828
Don't drink water
Don't use sunscreen
Don't brush your teeth
Abuse alcohol and drugs

>>81731829
you know they have stools for that mate nothing wrong with being short girls like cute boys

>your opinion, inferior
>my opinion, superior *chad.jpg

>>81731829
Do you want the tall strapping virile zoomer to bend you over and unleash his youthful energy on your wee arsehole?

>>81731828
Definitely drink water use SPF50 brush ur teeth. I wish i could go back to the 1st day I tried drugs with what I know about them now nd changed things. But i was that depressed at the time I was jst like. "If it makes me feel better then its good" I looked at it in simple terms.Cus nothing else in life made me feel good so when i found smth that did u couldnt convince me its bad for me.But it was though.

>your available balance is 1114.64 and the amount available to you is 0.01
How does this work then?

>>81731828
i got told to stop conditioning my hair the other day, add that to the list. The ideal britfeel male is dehydrated, wrinkled, dry and has yellow teeth.

>>81731333
Yea its hard when you want to love God bt it feels like he hates you.Iktf.He gave you trips though.Which is 3 3s.

>>81731837
how many times a day do you think about 2 or more men have sex with each other and are you gay

>>81731847
>i got told to stop conditioning my hair the other day
that was me mate i was just having a laugh

me? my available balance is roughly 12 grand but rentberg is due soon so the number will have its head punched in

>>81731845
the 1114.63 is a "voluntary" donation to spacca, don't question it

>>81731845
i dont know, my available balance is like 800k lol

Lovely thunder and lightning here, corr

>>81731847
He also has no hobbies besides staring at paint drying or maybe mowing the lawn if the old ball and chain nags him too

>>81731847
And they are on 70+k a year, live in a big house, married and have sprogs.

>>81731857
Phwoar it just passed over Nottingham my lad

>>81731837
I kinda imagine being 1 of the lassies that work there getting pumped aff him nd getting preggo.Its jst insane how differently life works for some ppl.

>>81731861
no no lad they are absolutely minted>>81731856

the average britfeel male has a massive willy, seventeen sprogs and is a landlord

>>81731861
and have nearly a million in the bank, because that's what wealthy people do. Just leave it sat there doing nowt.

Some might be rich in money, but I'm rich in free time xx

>>81731590
>Sunscreen
>thats what I do

>>81731869
Why do you think everybody here is a loser like you?

Today's beans

No added sugar m&s

>>81731611
It's /britfeel/ sociolect inspired by Ian Huntley

>>81731828
Don't drink too much water, actually. There is such a thing as overhydration. Yet again nobody here actually reads posts.

>>81731886
Nice slippers lid

>>81731617
>at a Toby Carvery

>>81731886
Are you in prison? What are you wearing mate

for blokes its actually better to long older

Mad how some days britfeel is filled with almost all NEETs and some days filled with lads with impressive bank balances.

>>81731886
>Eats legumes
>Thinks sugar is bad
I must once again shill this book

>>81731902
Do you perhaps think there may be some fibbing going on?

>>81731720
How did you get dihydrocodeine? Never knew you could purchase that online.

>>81731894
Very hard to drink too much water

new trainchad fred
>>81731907
>>81731907

>>81731902
i inherited it all, nothing impressive about it desu, this is me >>81731856

>>81731725
>toes and fingers circling the drains

>>81731878
Haha facts.Health is wealth x

>>81731856
Cringe, I have 3.4m, 1 wife, 3 girlfriends, 8 children, 5 sports cars, 1 motorbike, 1 quadbike, 3 bicycles, 2 iPhones and a big cock

Torrential rain here, and lightning, makes all that humidity worth it

>>81731881
im not a loser though, got a stem masters, cushty government job, recently got my drivers license and right this second im off to my gfs because her parents have bought me something, dunno what. However I am not close to being a millionaire like you larping wankers and have a modest 12k in the account rn.

>>81731886
You are probably the only personality on here that I actually don't wish was dead

>>81731912
Yes there used to be these online pharmacies.It was legal cus there was a actual doctor doing a prescription on their end.But u just had to write a wee story about youve got back pain or some shit nd 9 times out of 10 youd get 100 DHCs for like 45 quid.Now the thing was.There was like 10 online pharmacies on the go at any one time so.U could order from all of them n be set for a nice while.Or rotate around them so it didnt look sketch.But it was pretty straightfoward really.This all got banned in like.I think 2019?2020?Imo what happened was it got too well known, there was like regular mums that do school runs on facebook n reddit going on about having opiate withdrawals bc of these pharmacies,which got picked up in the news n stuff,so they brought in a ban.But until that whatever year it was,jst a few years ago, it was very easy to get, cheap too

Foids want to do fun, exciting jobs all the time. They get sex all the time too very easy. Only males should do the boring, straining and mundane jobs. Males do not need to have sex and are expected to stay sane. It's no wonder sexless, young men are choosing not to work. The government is trying to fight this issue with immigrants (men) willing to work for poverty wages. Eventually those men get fed up being sexless and start attacking foids...an immigrant is more likely to become a criminal (especially if they come from a country that treats foids like shit because of religion).

Stick jobless foids like her in warehouses and factories. Foids like that only want to do part-time work while they study for some useless video production degree. When they say "there are no jobs," what they mean is "there are no fun, easy jobs." Foids will work. Men will sit at home playing vidya all day now.

Fuck this shit country.

Can i jst put a bag in the washing machine?I might jst do that.Its not gna shrink or something I think.ITs a bag.Well i could hand wash it too.

Alcohol rly is a toxic poison.I think i have enjoyed it sometimes in the past but i dont get much out of it now.

Ruthmong is my favourite gimmick

>>81730142
i get along with my dad very well, i am not lazy, i have the cleanest room in the house, i masturbate once a day, im very discrete.

Me Me Me Me Me Meeeeeeee

>>81731886
Tory beans

>>81731652
>spacky trackies

>>81732860
You've been seething at the lad for 2 straight hours. Let's see your trousers?