god i miss the 80s

Pic doesn't really capture it, gotta post the webm where shes absurdly bouncy

>>212931132
last time i posted the webm i got banned

>>212931151
why? there's nothing explicit

>>212931080 (OP)
Pussy was so much better back in the 80's. What the hell happened? So many easy sluts these days, but the pussy is pure trash.

god i miss having sex with hot young women

>>212931215
boobies

>>212931304
Why are Gen Xers so fucking dumb? Everything you write is fucking stupid.

>>212931304
body count has gone up because of dating apps

>>212931386
Go get your pussy checked.

So many cool punk girl in 80s kino

>>212931528
*girls

>>212931335

>>212931215
> that bikini
> socks + sneakers
> his jacket
When people remember 80s fashion they must remember exactly this scene

>>212931080 (OP)
man hips

>>212931080 (OP)
Still some kino being made.

My first crush. Still looks hot 36 years later…

>>212931335
>>212931578
I AM INVINCIBLE!

>>212931215
The high socks and shoes kill it for me. She should be in flip-flops.

>>212931737
Holy shit ur gay anon

>>212931737

what the fuck is wrong with you ?

>>212931480
This is what I mean by fucking stupid. Why can't you pretend to have a triple digit IQ? Who do you faggots think you're impressing?

Might be a Mandela effect does anyone else recall a simple premise in another comedy of the 80s where there is a dead body that’s passed around as if he were alive? The character in the other movie was a black guy. Also the dead guy in the other film wasn’t a major part of the plot iirc.

>>212931619
The face when your slut daughter mogs the shit out of you and you both know it but neither has the ovaries to say it.

>>212931965
Lots of movies have that kind of plot in Little Miss Sunshine they haul the grandpa's rotting carcass all the way to Florida.

>>212931737
>doesn't like high socks
mega fag alert

>>212931080 (OP)
Man in a wig

>>212932625
What does this exercise accomplish?

>>212932775
cardio for men watching that

>>212932719
Faggot on the internet

>>212931080 (OP)
The main reason about the 80s.

>>212932799
Fair enough. Fair enough.

>>212932837
AI slop

>>212931080 (OP)
How old are you?

>>212931737
>>212931811
>>212931820
>>212932576
She should be wearing high heels

>>212931215
She was 32 in this scene and ended up marrying a billionaire 5 years later. Life is easy mode as a beautiful white woman

>>212931737
Ask your husband if he likes it.

>>212931834
>Who do you faggots think you're impressing?
We're trying our damned best to impress (you) to get at that trash pussy. Sorry you're so upset, darlin'.

>>212931080 (OP)
Women stopped trying after the 80's. The combination of health and beauty back then was never achieved again

>>212932775
I don't know but my gym needs these machines

>>212933445
The chemicals in the food and water made everyone look ugly. The 80s was the sweet spot of the right culture and aesthetics at the right time. The level of beauty women like Brooke Shields or Jennifer Connelly achieved back then will never be replicated

>>212933611
We have to go back.

>>212931737
I agree. Boomers be mad. But I say she should even be straight up barefoot.

>>212934010
>We have to go back.
Only in our dreams.

>>212934010
If Fast Times at Ridgemont High has 100 fans, I am 1 of them. If Fast Times at Ridgemont High has 10 fans, I am 1 of them. If Fast Times at Ridgemont High has 1 fan, It’s me. If Fast Times at Ridgemont High has no fans, I am dead. God, Jennifer was such a queen in such a time.

>>212932775
It tones the butte.

>>212935104
I'm sorta glad that high school girls no longer look like they did in Fast Times now that I'm an old man. I'm sure I would have got myself into trouble by now. It's like a blessing that they are all fat with tattoos and piercings to keep me away from them.

>moving in stereo starts playing

>>212935390

>>212932625
>I have the zoom broken, what do we do for the boobas scene?
>Don't worry dude, I have an idea

>>212935104
Damone is a little prick, Stacy.

>>212931737
>high socks and shoes kill it for me
That was the whole aerobic dance instructor sort of look. It was absolutely huge in the 1980s. Every hot chick who worked out was a leotard or high cut something and white Reeboks. It's all over the place in 80s films

I just watch Vice Squad and laugh at all the hilarious shit on it.

>>212935493

LOL

>>212934010
So cute

>>212936002
I hope some alien technology comes along soon that will allow time travel. I will happily wave goodbye to you fellas and return to a southern California mall in 1983.

i miss these >>>/gif/29168384 kinds of meaty builds

>>212934856
>>212935339
>>212935307
>>212935419
>>212934010
>>212936002
the HAPA Queen

>>212935493
and I love it

>>212935493
Old fart here. The 80's aerobic dance craze ruined me forever.

>>212931132

>>212937721
Reminder: she was the one that seduced Tom Cruise into Scientology

Much easier to find potential wife material in the 80s

>>212931386
Why are you so defensive old man? Don't act like millennial women aren't ruining their pussies with everything you can imagine. Its probably even worse with Gen Z. Its ALL THE DILDOS GUYS

Girls can't stop putting vibrators, dildos, dragon dildos and everything else up in that thing, even bed frames. Of course the pussy looks terrible, all the scar tissue and shit that is going to form if you put a 30 inch across baby head up inside your fucking cooch, its going to add up.

Howard the Duck (1986)

My Stepmother is an Alien (1988)

>>212933181
I've had better and younger. Not even money can save you in your dystopian shithole.

>>212938617
Christ Jesus, she was so smoking hot. I recently rewatched that cinematic suppository just for she, but that movie is so bad, you're better off just watching the 4 second webms here.

>>212931215
I would have gooned to this as a kid if I had it on VHS back then. Luv me some 80s high waist thongs.

>>212937721
>>212937805
Has the 4K version of her massage film been released yet?

>>212939339
a new bluray with what I think is a 2K remaster released in march but I can't find a torrent. You're probably gonna have to wait 10 years for a proper 4K release.

>>212931080 (OP)
>>212931215
Let's see, where do I start?
>no hips
>small tits
>flat ass
In summary, a fridge body

>>212931737
The sneakers and socks add the implication that she's wearing a bikini as an outfit for going out with the intent of physical activity. The sports bikini, if you will. Quite nice in my opinion, but my greatest love is casual nudity. Going around in absolutely nothing, barefoot and completely naked and acting as if it's the most normal thing in the world.

>>212931737
>The high socks and shoes kill it for me.

>>212933445
I would like Heather Thomas to give me "head" if you know what I mean.

>>212931737
You're not wrong, big socks and leg warmers were a god awful trend

>>212932775
it was the 80's. Fitness was fashion and as long as it looked like it was accomplishing something, it was mass marketed and had a late night infomercial.

>>212931080 (OP)
Me too.

>>212938682
one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. Foul plot.

>>212933445
It always seemed like there was a lot of physical culture in the 80s, along with a far more active lifestyle.

Rec me some proper 80s kinos pls. Things that have the 80s vibe.

>>212941047
Cadillac Man

>>212940282
>bluray
>2k remaster
kek. HDfags are a spiritually raped people. lossless 480p is all you need.

>>212941047
Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

>>212941148
>>212941284
thanks you crazy old boomer

>>212941047
Valley Girl
The Wild Life
Teen Wolf
Some Kind of Wonderful
Better Off Dead
Can't Buy Me Love
Say Anything
One Crazy Summer
Zapped
Private School

>>212941273
If it's the one I think it is, the blu-ray uses a scanned 35mm print and the DVD simply transferred something from a magnetic tape master, clearly never intended to be viewed on anything better than a small tube television. The difference in quality between the 2 is quite stark. Even if you were to compress it to the same size and bitrate as the... kek "lossless" mpeg-2 stream from the DVD, it would still look better simply based on the print source origin.

>>212932538
Ali Larter at the daughter's age was hotter than the daughter at that age, by a wider gap than the gap the daughter has now over MILF Larter.
Aging fucking sucks, bros

>>212931737
holy homo

>>212931080 (OP)
Not the 80s, but for me its Taboo III or anything with Honey Wilder or Kay Parker. If anyone have BDrip of Taboo III or My Private Teacher, do drop the magnet here. Been looking for ages, i only have the 720p version.

>>212941590
Did somebody say "Private School"?

>>212940345
its okay to admit you're gay anon.

>>212941047
The pilot episode of Miami Vice.

>>212931528
even the arthoe junkie girls were killer

>>212941736
I liked the horse riding scene in Private School.

>>212941273
you see those gazongas massaged at crystal clear fluidity, your dick will thank you, grandpa.

>>212940345
My guess is you like the fat assed mixed race girls of today with the tattoos and piercings. The asses that massive due to sitting around eating junk food and posting on Facebook about all the diseased brown people they have fucked.

>>212941815
People who said it fell off after the pilot are full of shit, the first 2 seasons are almost entirely kino, and 3 still has some pretty good ones as well.

It did fall off hard eventually though, i won't deny it. They kept trying to raise the stakes and ditched their winning formula, like half of the episodes became about weird international intrigue and terrorism and shit because they wanted the stakes to be higher. The show was at its best when it was about busting mid-high level dealers by cruising around in sports cars, seducing bikini babes, and shooting junkie scumbags

>>212942036
I accidentally mentioned raising the stakes twice in the same sentence in a weird unnatural way. I can't fucking do this anymore, its getting harder and harder to go on

>>212941736
>>212941806
>>212941941

>>212942081
>twice in the same sentence
Always proof read, friend. ESPECIALLY your shitposts.

>>212934856
>Not a webm

Seriously k.y.s.

>>212942153
If you like Fast Times and 80's movies you are missing out if you have not seen Private School.

>>212935493
who wore it best, black men or white women?

>>212936002
brutal mogging btw

>>212941047
Terminator
Beverly Hills Cop
Lethal Weapon
Road House
Ferris Buellers Day Off
Pretty in Pink

>>212942036
>People who said it fell off after the pilot are full of shit
For sure, but the thing about the pilot is that its basically a movie that works on its own. The show never really had a "figuring out what it is" period and eventually gets good, it just starts great and has exactly the vibe that defines the show as a whole.

>>212941806
>>212942153
I really wish Phoebe Cates had received more roles throughout her career.

>>212931215
I'd feel even more naked with the shoes and socks on

>>212942489
I know.
isn't it great?

>>212942471
she was in Gremlins

>>212934010
>>212935104
>>212935254
>>212936182
One of my first faps, although I strongly preferred JJL in this (and blame it squarely for my CNC fetish).

>>212932538
Absolutely does not mog. Ali is a bombshell and the other looks like a mongoloid.

>>212942153
God she was incredible.

>>212942471
She did some modeling in Japan instead of more roles in movies here in the U.S.
I somehow have a bunch of pictures of her from Japan but don't remember how I got them.

>>212931215
There is a reason why they are called tranny jannies

Movies often had one shot of tits out of nowhere in the 1980s.
-Back to School
-Heartbreak Ridge
-Commando
are just 3 that come to mind.

I've been rewatching X-Files and it's reminded me of how incredible the 80's-90's were in general. Such bright and hopeful eras. I miss it.

>>212942617
Have a pic of Phoebe Cates in a kimono.

>>212931080 (OP)
god I miss your mom bro, was so sad when she died of ligma

>>212942733
Yep.
I remember the incredible optimism back then. You can see it in the '80's movies with people smiling and enjoying life. People are really down these days compared to how they were back then.

>>212942824
I'd rather see her out of a kimono.

>>212942727
Under Siege is the GOAT of all time of this. Literal 10/10 perfect boobs.

>>212939139
Nice LARP, you obsessed faggot.

>>212943010
what movie?

>>212943010
Perfection.

>>212943039
this one

>>212943094
my bad, thought the title was in that clip
Its Private Resort

>>212943094
>>212943130

>>212943163
damn i really wish women still looked like this today

women are whores

>>212940345

>>212931080 (OP)
lumpy fridge

old. I am 31 and in Colombia I have a harem of girls 21 to 71 years old.

roastie pussy feels loose and disgusting

I think I get why zoomers are complaining about sex scenes now. All the sex stuff in modern media is depraved and gross, this is tasteful, just gorgeous fit women being beautiful. It's not puritanism, they want GOOD sex back.

>>212943310
now its more explicit but everyone is so much uglier.
people just want to look at attractive people, not the monster you see on the subway

The 80's babe is peak. PEAK!

>>212943310
>>212943350
Zoomers ain't having it and get mad seeing it outside of porn where they can jerk off.

>>212943366
Word,

I unironically think Geena Davis was way too skinny in Earth Girls Are Easy. Still... those beginning pool shots need some high res attention.

>>212943350
>everyone is so much uglier.
This is what kills me.
I'm not going to ruin this thread with a picture of an average girl from 2025 but you can bet she doesn't look anything like the beautiful women in this thread. I wish things would change and women would return to trying to look attractive and healthy again.

>>212943366
you have no chin. you're ugly. that's why youre a virgin

>>212943459
Did japs actually like these shitty 80's goof monster films, or was it just about Phoebe mogging everyone?

>>212943465

>>212943527
overrated 5/10

>>212942992
I wouldn't call that out of nowhere, there was an entire set up for her tits. Demolition Man, that was out of nowhere.

>>212940797

In English, doc!

>>212943465

>>212936002
I don't think I have ever seen anyone cooch mog someone, but here we are!

>>212942471

She was in this kino.

Better to burn out and than fade away.

>>212943632

>>212943649

>>212943669

GODDAMNIT TAKE ME BACK ALREADY I HATE THIS GAY FAGGOT ERA SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAA

>>212931080 (OP)
who ordered the fridge?

>>212943632
She filmed Beetlejuice in the same year. 88' was good shit.

>>212943780
>wahhhhhhhhhhhhh someone fix everything for me i cant do it myself

>>212943792
jealous tranny fingers typed this

>>212943831
>turns into a batshit crazy feminist when she gets old
sad, many such cases

>>212943923
as soon as they can't get by on their looks anymore, they want to pull up the ladder

i'm a literal faggot with aids

A man could die from so much Phoebe Cates.

>>212943993
dad?

>>212943950
I don't remember this scene in Police Squad!

>>212944041
Repossessed

even cartoon girls were better in the 80's

The actress from Friday the 13th part III was a very pretty '80's girl.

>>212944307

>80's thread
Kirsty Cotton being a mix of tired and going insane, will always be my boner fuel. Hellraiser gave me a fetish for girls who look like they could use a week of sleep.

>>212944362

>>212944552
Patrician.

>>212944307
Ah, yes, the Friday the 13th movies

>>212943163
>tfw this was all pre-HARV so you know the director got his.

>>212931215
What about the two topless girls in weekend at bernies 2?

>>212937594
goddamn women are so fucking stupid

>>212944673
can't post them. blue board

>>212937594
They are all perfect

>>212944741
Is that Tracy Lords?

>>212944587
What would have happened if she gently let him down and gave him a hug?

>>212944611

>>212944854
he clearly wanted one.

>>212931215
Kek, she bumps on the camera at 5.second mark.

>>212944943
lucky camera

>>212944888
The problem of pre-zombie Jason could have been solved by just giving the retarded kid a sandwich and a smile.

Women are too fucking hot bros. It makes me angry.

>>212944741
>>212944852
>>212937632
>>212940722

yes she had acting roles after her porn career. mostly in D movies.

>>212931619
Ali Larter, so MILFy now.

Glad to know she didn't bog out like so many actresses younger than her.

>>212932625
The motion would be like some kind of shitty assisted lat pulldown. It would probably sort of kinda work a little.

>>212940812
Baywatch was 90's

>>212944606
That film ruined me, strung out girls are now a forever megaboner.

>>212943369
this scene makes it look like the short hair lesbo is fantasizing about fucking the pretty girl. she looks aroused

>>212935846
that's more late 70's early 80's, but still funny.

>>212945163
in the movie she's feeling intimated. she's in love with a guy who wants Lea Thompson

>>212945206
70's weren't bad either

>>212931335
You never did it in the first place

>>212941047
hard bodies
private resort
the cannonball run

>80's posting
>No Legend of Billie Jean
This thread needs correction.

>loved the 80s at 15
>hated them at 25
>love them again at 30
Many such cases. It all comes back.

>>212931080 (OP)
the 80s might have been good in the USA but there were a flaming ball of shit everywhere else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYnCbOu7fsk

>>212945344

>>212944852
>Music by The Plugz
Damn, pornos back then had some pretty high production values.

>>212945376
I don't think school teachers in the 80's really had to deal with teens in braless tank tops walking into class like it was a normal thing, but I like the premise.

>>212940921
>Trying to rescue her home planet from destruction, a gorgeous extraterrestrial named Celeste (Kim Basinger) arrives on Earth and begins her scientific research. She woos quirky scientist Dr. Steve Mills (Dan Aykroyd), a widower with a young daughter (Alyson Hannigan). Before long, Celeste finds herself in love with Steve and her new life on Earth, where she experiences true intimacy for the first time. But when she loses sight of her mission, she begins to question where she belongs.

Yeah having it be a daughter instead of a son ruins it.

>>212942081
I look like this and say this.

>>212944859
where have i seen that guy before

>>212945209
right, ive actually seen the movie. but that scene is funny taken out of context. mary stuart masterson was just as pretty as the other girl though. in fact she is the reason i watched the movie

>>212943350
That scene in Fallout where members of the wasteland gang got naked comes to mind. Fat and doughy people. like, barf out, man.

>>212945645
Idunno
his name is Peter Mark Richman if that helps

>>212945645
He looks like Dr. Smith

Deborah Richter in hot moves

>>212931080 (OP)
80s movies were sexist with the male gazee

>>212945453
Shame about the hair, face, and skin condition of every one of those sun roasted 50 year old 20 year olds.

>>212945779
>>212945776
kek yeah, i also thought it was the guy who played salieri in Amadus, but i guess its just that 'look"

Imagine time-traveling back to 1984 to go to the mall with Phoebe Cates.

>>212945645
Star Trek Next Generation. He was in The Neutral Zone as the obnoxious rich guy they thawed out from an old satellite.

>>212946065
fuck, yeah thats it thanks anon i remember that episode now

>>212939139
me too and I'm only worth 300 million

>>212931080 (OP)
I don't, she has 0 hips
sad!

>>212946204
>Becomes the Federation Ambassador to Ferenginar
Hilarious and completely sensible, he got a good end.

>>212946253
you rich as hell dawg

>>212945238
The 70's were just way to beige, gold and mustard for my liking.

>>212940345
timmys won't like this trvth nvke

>>212945568
>FAYER IS FAYER

>>212944768
Explain this then >>212941941

>>212946869
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crIZ_hgKlAg&list=RDcrIZ_hgKlAg&start_radio=1
This movie is what caused a short haired girl epidemic of the 90's

This thread has inspired me. I won't say how, but mark my words, I'll be a new human soon because of this thread. Love the 80's, bros...

>>212944552

>>212931215
how'd they make a weekend at bernies 2? did it turn out the nigga didn't really die in the first one or something?

>>212931080 (OP)
nothing on the planet made me more flaccid than the 80s tanned blonde bimbos. ZERO sex appeal, they were the scourge of the industry.
luckily as (((producers))) after few decades actually managed to get feedback from people (with internet), that shifted and the world healed

>>212947650
He was a reanimated voodoo zombie in 2. Even had sex with some chick on a beach.

>>212947612

>>212946253
lol, get your shit together bro and get a job, i had 300 million when i was a teenager

>>212947612
>>212947709
Based Hellraiser appreciators. When I finally saw the series I was surprised at how little screentime the Cenobites got. Also that the plot was usually the main character seducing one-night stands to feed some form of demon for the first 3/4s of the movie.

>>212940345
>nigger
disregarded

>>212945595
wtf were people eating in the 80s, or better yet wtf are we eating now

>>212947709
>tfw no strung out Kirsty gf

>>212938617
>>212939191
Oddly not the only highlight of the movie

>>212942036
The only "bad" episode in all five season I can think of was that weird ufo episode from the third or four season, and even that was arguable if it was "bad", it just didn't fit into the show at all.

Man even horror movies from the 80's used to have good lewd scenes, america cinema sucks ass now

>>212931215
Is this his house? Why does his couch seat 20 people?

Kerri green didn’t seem to mind underskirt in goonies and one move called Lucas or showing off in bikini in summer rental

>>212942081
i often edit my sentences and they end up looking like something retard typed without looking. i care a lot. hey i just typed looking twice, it's contagious

>>212947806
It's no surprise horror movies were such coombait. If you were going to get an R rating for the gore anyway no point in being stingy with tits and ass.

>>212947791
I know this feel

>>212932775
mainly hits triceps and very little lats.
it looks weird because it's made to use your own weight. it's inferior to a proper machine but it saves the producer money and you get to look at butts which increases viewership

>>212947915
Hellraiser bros unite

>>212931215
Janitors are also incels and sometimes seeing what they will never have makes them irrationally upset. That's my guess. They will ban you for any anti-chud political opinions so of course they will ban you for dangling tits in their faces.

>>212947989
>let me just drink water from this crystal clear swamp
i guess the crocodile saved her from dying of diarrhea

>>212947819
maybe he has friends, i heard some people do

>>212932837
The reason about them? Huh?

>>212948044
Anybody got that webm of her in Porky's

>>212948057
>They will ban you for any anti-chud political opinions
That's weird. I only get banned for pro-chud political opinions.

>>212948187

>>212947978
I wanted her to befriend the Cenobites and she actually kind of does.

>>212947913
But now the horror movies that have nudity or sex are the elevated horror A24 or some shit like that, I imagine that the Friday the 13th new series will be only kills and not hot babes swimming naked on crystal lake, we lost

>>212937721
WTF? Where did you get this? I've been searching for Dream On for years. It's not even on DVD. Lost media unless someone taped them all to VHS off HBO, and since it had tits I'm 100% sure at least 50 people did. I need to see that show. My parents never let me see it but I remember after 9:00 p.m. there were TITS in the fucking ads for the show. The promos! It was an exciting time but we always had to go to bed if that happened. Dream On is my white whale. 9 year old me will never rest until he gets to see that fucking show. And music rights and the footage used guarantees it'll never get a real release. Share with me, please!

>>212947825
They had to know there. How has she not said anything about it

>>212937835
>>212937861
>>212937922
It's the 80s that we miss.

>>212939191
>for she

Well aren't you cute!

>>212941590
The Sure Thing

Zapped is shit.

>>212942617
She looks half Asian

>>212942970
Allotta Fagina and Buzzsaw

>>212943686
Why does anyone like that shit movie? I knew a couple dumb girls who liked it when it came out but I don't know why grown men would.

>>212944943
It's a stylistic choice, adding to the chaotic excitement of her arrival onto the scene
pleb

You guys want Blame it on Rio if you like young, 80s tits.

>>212948187
They do NOT make racks like that anymore. That's a real wide top shelf right there. Damn.

>>212948129
When she's bottomless and that guy's gonna bang her? No I don't.

>>212943252
People can complain about a lot of things with that movie but the cinematography and editing are top notch. Kino soundtrack too obviously.

>>212948187
Source? Starlet?

>Hot bodied chicks
>In 80's leotards
>With thick rimmed glasses

>>212943465
She is really skinny in that flick, I think the fact that she's also tall makes it more noticeable. Really fun film btw. Definitely should be on any 80s list.

>>212945434
Sucks to be them. I was born in '78 so I remember some of the 80s and all of the 90s. It's been nice to be a white, upper middle class American.
I may have to get a real job and struggle someday, but probably not.

Smoke weed!!

>>212948369
She's half chink-flip, half jew

>>212944952
Classic "sports".

lol

>>212948614

>>212948198
I get banned for saying any of my opinions. They just don't like me.

>>212947825
>>212948275
One scene shows the bully literally moves his car mirror to look at hers

>>212947791
Having a schizo girlfriend isn't worth it bro, even if your dick moves when they have wet hair.

>>212949050
>Having a schizo girlfriend isn't worth it bro
Indeed. Soon she'll be telling you how both your mother and all your friends are trying to break you up because they are jealous of your love. Then when you have a skeptical reaction to that you've now become her new #1 target for termination.
Or, you know, that's just something I made up for a screenplay I'm writing.

I don't know why you guys share these scenes. They get you just titillated enough to get hard, but they aren't sufficient as jerk-off material. It's like you're cockteasing yourself for no reason.

>>212947825
>>212948764
based up gooner

>>212949123
Anon, if she's actually schizo you could just agree with her and five minutes later it wouldn't matter because she'd be on the next tangent.

>>212949192
>I can't appreciate beauty unless I'm jerking off
Ruined generation

>>212949386
You know your stuff.
I'll confess: I saw the opportunity to talk about BPD when the term schizo came up.

>This thread
*coughs in Officer Stacy Sheridan, from T.J. Hooker.

>>212949050
Counter Argument: Insane schizo babble about demons invading her mind between moans during sex

>>212948534
Serena Grandi