Thread 81552028

The Boot Inn edition

just want are eva6 back

>>81552037
That character has been retired for good now

Tuppence and arse

Lost some oldfeelers when eva and yanklass left us
there nobody to fill that hole
all of feel street was betrayed by seethers and coomers.

>>81552038
But we'll still see posts in 2035 saying 'shagging eva6's battered tuppence'.

Corr lids one of the spackers my mum looks after has died and she got a load of good stuff from the house. A brand new backpack and a bin bag full of old cowboy DVDs. Our mucker DVDlad would be over the moon here at b towers. It lush.

Might go audit the beach.

>>81552028 (OP)
>Drinking on mondeeeee
>Drinking on tuesdeeeee
>Drinking on wednesdeeeee
>Drinking on thursdeee
>Drinking on frideeeee
>Bacon butties on satdeee
>Bacon butties on sundeee
>Drinking on mondeee
Life is lush when you are seasideMARK.

>>81552071
Surely they would've had some cash or jewelry lying about?

I failed my fookin driving test. DON'T COME TO SPOONS TOMORROW IF YOU LIVE IN SUNDERLAND.

>>81552083
Oh no nothing valuable like that. It will be passed onto the family, if he has any left. The rest gets thrown into a skip or sent to a charity shop sadly.

>>81552092
Kek. Welper. Are you learning to drive my lid?

Cannot stop staying my liiiiiid in my head. Whats going on with me. If it carries on it will be like something out of the fly film I will start to transform into seasideMARK.

>>81552092
Fuck sake pal. What did they get you on?

It's a bit hot, isn't it lads?

My life has been ruined by the fact I have the same name as a known child sex paedophile. To make matter worse my first name is Penis.

>>81552092
what did you fail it for?

Smelly boxrooms will be extra smelly today. Open a window

>>81552037
she was incredibly irritating

Hate to say it, but I secretly lose a lot of respect for a 'man' if he can't drive

corrrr 5 Ryan Moore runners at Ascot today
wollocks will be done in

>>81552162
I've only one working eye, no depth perception here and I couldn't live with myself if I hurt another person in a car. I stay vehicle free if that's alright with you?

Imagine relying on public transport

Off to the beach so I am. Packed the spf50 cream and two cans of febreze. Lush and I mean lush.

All aboard the BAMEbox

>>81552203
Driving is a nightmare in central London. I sold my car and rely on the tube network now

>>81552214
>Packed the spf50 cream

wasn't the right place for eva. she's a child

>>81552145
she was fun to wind up

managed to get a few replies
>>>/biz/60526117

>>81552237
why in /biz/ though? are we going global?

Think we witnessed the death rattle of the welper regime last night. Posting BBC porn and trannies. The jews and nappyposters have really done a number on our welper- it not right

Face is burning from the sun yesterday

friend of mine (a ginger lad) once got so sunburned that when he was walking through manchester going home from work, random normies were taking pictures of him lel

>>81552244
>Posting BBC porn and trannies

>>81552256
had a mate who did a 2 day hike with me for a school thing back when i was a young'un, and he was topless for a lot of it as it was a hot walk
he didnt come into school on monday as apparently if his skin touched anything he immediately threw up

>>81552231
what if she took your insults to heart and ended up killing herself? still fun?

>>81552247
you'll be gammon red in no time

I'd rather die from skin cancer than use sunblock

>>81552244
he just another yank vassal state
sad fall

>>81552137
window means spiders get in, and no thank you

>>81552191
I have a wonky eye which also fucks my depth perception and I need glasses to read license plates and i can't be bothered going for a test, so no driving for me,

>>81552266
is that you eva?

my first ever gf had a wonky eye, it moved when the other one moved but was always facing a slightly different direction

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1750259283909480.webm
has science gone too far?

>>81552300
surgery is only a temporary fix by the way, it goes wonky again after like 10 years and it doesn't fix the binocular/depth perception vision issues. Shit sucks

>>81552028 (OP)
I didn't know that seasidemark is 4chan famous lol he gets such little views on his page. When did he go viral on here?

>>81551673
Not that much now.Ave got nerve damages in my strong hand.I still likei t though.

1 of the lassies form my mums work is having her 30th bday party tonight so shes going to that even tho last weekend she was that hungover she said shell never drink again

jusst wanna cuddle with crossy and tell him how cute he is

>>81552328
During Covid

Anyone can play guitar x

Love 2 get tore into these cus its friday.Am at a loose end now.but if i fall back to old habits life will go back to same old shite again.tryjng to move on innit.Am going for a walk when my hairs dry just bc.If I go outside in the day time.Am more tired nd less focused on doing stupid shite once I grt home.Thats basically how it is now

Anyone can be 'cute' online, even old fat balding men

>>81552328
he is a /britfeel/ mascot
if you see him on 4chan the poster probably posts here

Crossy played guitar, jamming good with BN and Shippy, and the mongs from /britfeel/

>>81552366
True and reaI

>>81552375
Eva6 and her various simps

Bet SSM is out on the beaches and the benches today

>>81552366
Bein cute is a human right

>>81552092
AGAIN? You failed in Feb no?

>>81552116
>>81552134
>waiting behind a bus at a bus stop
>go in right hand lane to get around it
>right turn coming up in about 400-500 yards, go back into the left lane for a bit because they always give you shit if you're not in the left lane, planning to go back into right hand lane once I actually figure out where the turn is
>no opportunity to go into right hand lane for the entire way
>end up slowing down traffic in the right hand land when I pull out and some faggot beeps his horn
In any sane context I would have just stayed in the right lane but they also sometimes fail you if people undertake. Bastards.
Now I have to wait 5 months for an opportunity to try again.

>>81552422
No, first time.

>>81552366
>old fat balding men
Makes me think of chika

>>81552430
stay in the wrong lane, go the wrong way and just get a minor fault if it happens again de lid

>>81552403
It's only 21 degrees down in Swanage today. Much nicer than this muggy as fuck cloudy 30 degree heat. Staying indoors me.

SSM should go swimming in the sea

>>81552430
kek lad. Why didnt you drive off in the right lane and over take the bus?

Corrrrr! Did well on the Radiance Summer sale. Three more Fukasaku films, three Tai Kato films and two Italian films that looked good by the same director. Good prices for their Limited Editions!

>>81552474
fucking hell how much bennies do you get for this

>>81552438
>>81552438
I would have just missed the turn on purpose but the instructor told me I needed to turn beforehand i.e. I wasn't just following the satnav he made an exception and gave me worded instructions. I also don't know what would have happened given I was indicating right for about 30 seconds, to turn the indicator off and go straight ahead through the traffic lights after doing that is something I thought the examiner would disapprove of as well.

>>81552469
Because they constantly bang on about needing to stay in the left lane at all times unless you're just about to make a turn. It's bullshit because no one does that in real life

>>81552479
That's chump change for DVDlad

>>81552481
then just dont overtake for fucks sake
they cant penalise you for being too safe

trapped wind again lads, rocking back and forth in pain

>>81552474
drivel on dvd

>>81552496
Alri chika lid

>>81552479
And a little bonus purchase just for fun if that's alright with you lad? Well I'm SAVING money, aren't I? Course I am.

>>81552496
Do squats while rubbing your tummy in a circular pattern.

>>81552494
they'd give you something if you were overly cautious to the point of holding people up

Sucking on Cheeka's farts

>>81552494
>>81552494
The right lane was wide open, the bus was stationary and there was a giant queue behind me. If you hold people up you get penalised.

>>81552516
Got the fattest bennies around then

>>81552526
Not waiting for a bus, as it's gonna pull out eventually.

>>81552537
You're holding up traffic by waiting for no reason. The progress section here:

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/understanding-your-driving-test-result/car-driving-test

Spaffed for a 2nd time me phwoar

too hot to wank x

>>81552565
loser attitude that is lad, get one knocked out

>>81552226
Not taking any chances efter yesterdaygate.Willyweather sayz today is 6.6.Scared to go out rn.

mental how good revanced is can't believe i never put this on my phone before

PC overheating. Fuck sake

Mumberg kicking off. Must be the heat getting to her. Not my fault I can't get a job due to the police giving me DBS marks for no further actions. All arrests, regardless of no action or not guilty will show up when applying for a job. Until they take that shit off (which is never going to happen with this surveillance state), I will not be giving a shit about working. You may as well be a criminal if you're arrested.

It's absolutely right I live off bennies if my prospects have been ruined. Contributing is literally impossible unless I get lucky with some grim minimum wage factory job. Why would I do that when everyone else has more in life?

My pointless neet walks tae naewhere
My shit tragic life
Bye x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDmFaHozc9o

This reporter roastie bitch still hasn't gotten rid of her herpes lol

we all lonely in life x

>>81552584
would you consider doing some Deliveroo work just to top up your beanies

>>81552597
alone from the womb to the tomb

Oh aye and had some more Nazi appreciated arrivals today. Apparently the German version of All Quiet on the Western Front (original).

3 more hours of graft x

>>81552598
No I don't want to be doing any work whatsoever given my unfortunate situation. If my life is going to be shit in some gig work and minimum wage, I may as well just be claiming benefits. It's not like I'm ever getting laid anyway. I don't want to be a mug like that jammers who worked in factory jobs up until his late 30s.

>>81552584
it wouldn't matter if was minimum wage shit or some high paying fancy job, you still would come up with some excuse to sit on your arse all day doing fuck all lad

mumberg is kicking off because you are a massive waste of space and somehow proud of it

>>81552474
do you post on dvd forums?

>>81552328
>viral
It's just 2 or 3 lads spamming their little lolcow

>>81552584
didn't you work in a warehouse or factory before?

>>81552629
Afternoon Riffy

cant even get a job even if ur skilled and not a criminal these days, dont bother lad x

>if im only going to get 400 quid a week working i may as well just sit on bennies and earn 90 quid a week


It must be big brain Friday de lids lmao

>>81552617
your mum is right imho

>>81552584
More repetitive make believe

>>81552626
I'm not proud of it. I just don't want to work knowing that DBS flags still apply for not guilty and no further actions. Fuck working.

>>81552644
I get 1300 a month in universal credit (it would be more if my rent was higher). I don't even get PIP which could add anything from another 120-700 a month depending on circumstances

I don't think minwage slaves understand just how much money there is in bennies.

>>81552656
Must have been serious enough to go to court

You being a little shit in the past lad? kek

>>81552635
I've worked in warehouse for a few years and didn't enjoy it.

>>81552652
She's not right. She still believes you walk into the supermarket and ask for a job just because they say 'now hiring' on the window. You got to do some weird fucking psycho tests online these days for a basic job. Then the DBS knocks you down to the bottom of the pile. You've got to answer truthfully on anything like that. They will request certificates.

>>81552671
UC is only 400

>>81552584
You missed the hot memo from the anon saying changing your name by deed poll means your background check is clear?

>>81552682
Never been to court. I've been arrested several times and released without charge. This still shows on DBS.

Is falling for a ruthmong larp a gimmick itself or people here are that thick

>>81552686
UC is variable depending on circumstances and you're also missing out the rent which comes under UC and is on top of your normal bennies

>>81552699
Everything he says is correct though, so lame gimmick if it is one

>>81552655
It just happened, Calmed down now me. She just pisses off out the house when she doesn't want to talk anymore. Keep telling me to go out. Where the fuck bitch? Nothing to do other than buy shit in shops and get sunburnt.

>>81552584
>It's absolutely right I live off bennies

>>81552687
Yeah remember that a few weeks ago. I don't know how to do that. They will still check especially for extended DBS. It's not simple changing your name.

>>81552671
1600 a month (min wage) is more than 1300 lad

Just thought id clear that up

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/Dbs%20further%20action/ what a life

>>81552705
just touch le grass!

>>81552717
See it true lad. It winds me up every now and then that they've fucked my life up despite not being a criminal.

Sweaty girl arse

Think DVDlad could open up his own Blockbuster at this stage.

>>81552712
https://www.gov.uk/change-name-deed-poll

I knew some specimen who changed his name to his furry alias so must be easy

>>81552731
This would be a great idea if the year was 1990.

Lads writing full on essays giving advice on a fictional situation that a lonely man invented from watching auditing videos

>>81552739
or if you live in some nu-hipster manchild affluent area like portland or seattle. Their retro game shops are still quite popular.

Mumberg barely goes out herself. Always blaming it on her health. Yet when I bring up mental health she doesn't believe that's a thing.

>>81552723
I know that's so true. People just think you've got friends to go see or taking the girlfriend out shopping.

Comfy afternoon playing online woker, oh aye

Can i phone the opticians or email them and request my glasses prescription? (the little card with the numbers so you can get glasses made)

Im not paying the cunts for another eye test then all the extra shit they shoehorn in on top of the "its only X for an eye test!"

Last year i got a test + new glasses and the price went from "OnLy 89 qUiD" to nearly 200 the bastards , they have also been torturing me via email/text/letters for months now like my eyeballs are going to fall out of my fucking head

>eye test last year
>"anon its been a while since you've had an eye test!"
>Yeah its been a few years haha
>"its been NINE YEARS ANON!....."
>"that can be VERY dangerous"
>Oh right ok.
>get test done
>ask if any issues since its been that long
>"nope its barely changed at all anon"

Fucking money grabbing cunts

>>81552790
Yes they should have it on their system to give to you

DVDlad filling his depressing life with endless consumerism.

>>81552723
>go to boring place
>wonder why it's boring

Boggling

>>81552829
>missing the entire point

Not Boggling

Made a tenner of online surveys today.
I think im going to buy some beers later when i meet my mum for some tea

>>81552584
What did you do which causes you to be flagged by a DBS check?

>All arrests, regardless of no action or not guilty will show up when applying for a job
I've been arrested but the charges were dropped and I don't think that's going to come up when I apply for jobs. I never even thought about it. I just apply for jobs. I thought only convictions would matter.

Keep opening my window too but baka flys just keep bumbling their way in.. does my nut in. The buzz actually winds me the fuck up now.. 'ate summer me

>>81552901
>The buzz actually winds me the fuck up now.
Same lad. It's an instant trigger for me. Seething

Is there a good way to refer to tits when sexting a girl, lads? Tits seems to crass, but boobs and breasts seems to juvenile and sterile, respectively.

Is sexting kind of hopeless generally?

>>81552936
>Is there a good way to refer to tits when sexting a girl, lads?

I use milkers when messaging girls

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg4ry0pge4kt
well it passed, the government are going to literally kill us

>>81552936
Tits is fine. Sexting does feel cringe though, I could never do it when an ex asked me to.

>>81552936
Show tids.
Done

>>81552948
nice how do i sign up

>>81552948
Wonder how many struggle sessions and how many think-tanks they used to come up with "assisted dying" to replace euthanasia, or in this case, state-sanctioned euthanasia

>>81552946
Im kinda on board with this, next all we have to do is make being a nonce a terminal illness n we're on to a winner i reckon

>>81552960
genius optics isnt it? it puts all the responsibility on the person dying even if they're so dementia riddled they dont know who they are
>>81552955
just be old or disabled

>>81552973
we're just assisting in the act of you killing yourself. We're not the ones pumping poison into your body and killing you, oh no, we're just "assisting" by inserting the needle and pressing the plunger.

>>81552948
Brilliant. I'll be one of the first

Why would you need state permission anyway? Why not just top yourself instead? Assuming you have the physical ability which I assume most of them do.

>>81552973
>just be old or disabled
Getting towards old

>>81553003
Yeah I never really got the rationale behind this. Anyone can kill themselves whenever they want, it's not difficult and nobody can stop you.

>>81553003
I wouldn't trust myself to go painlessly without a firearm and this is the UK. I also dont want to leave a mess.
If they just give me a cocktail of pills and I fall asleep and dont wake up, like the Canadian way, then that's way more preferred and less likely to be botched. Possible, but way less likely.

>>81553027
But you can get a cocktail of pills yourself and wash it down with vodka or whatever. Nobody can stop you.

>>81553034
Did you not read the rest? I've known people do that and just throw up for ages before doing. I can fuck it up, a doctor is much less likely to do so, and can acquire the proper drugs without me going sneaky.

>>81553027
>If they just give me a cocktail of pills and I fall asleep and dont wake up, like the Canadian way, t
I wonder if it is this simple. You see stories of people on death row being injected and shit goes wrong so they die painfully.

>>81553038
Mate if you take 100 paracetamol and drink a pint of vodka you're gonna die.

>>81553045
It's got more chance of complication than anything a doctor can do.
I have certain barriers to topping myself which is a fear of pain and botching it, and then guilt for the few relatives I still give a shit about.

If the relatives go, I need as much of a guarantee that I will go peacefully and painlessly as I can get.

>>81553039
That's different I assume as it's just archaic and needs to be cheap. Basically watched a video of them do it in canada and it is just basically sleeping pills overdose where you dont wake up.

>>81553054
>That's different I assume as it's just archaic and needs to be cheap.
I don't think this is true. There has been so much debate and legislature over the "death penalty" that it's in their best interest to find the most "humane", safest method of execution to appease the libs. Don't even think they allow other methods of execution anymore.

>>81553062
no idea, there's gotta be a reason that canada does it, remember with how lib they are if there was a chance of like convulsing and pain then they would not pass it

>>81552901
Summer is based. Nice and warm. T-shirt weather. Unlike winter where I'm freezing my bollocks off, even when wearing lots of clothes. I can put the heating on but that's expensive.

>>81553074
They can always weasle their way around it "they were in severe pain anyway" etc. I dunno, I'm kinda interested to find out myself, but there's so much media in favor of it, and so many "tradcon" grifters against it finding actual info might be difficult.

>>81553082
Summer sucks. Awful and sticky. T-shirts don't help. Unlike winter where I'm freezing my bollocks off I just wear thicker socks, and a big jacket and I'm fine. Heating bills suck too, but I'm paying for fans and shit in summer anyway.

>>81552936
Chebs x diddys x milkers x booba x

Howcom3 my phone internet always dies in the co op. So the ppl working there cant go on their phone. Grim.

If all your children come from one woman you are not a conquerer.

>>81553112
Don't tell the tradcath griftmongs this

>literally got shit on by a bird

had to buy some dettol, wet wipes and a new top. Luckily I profited 30 quid on the slots, they give you a free can of pepsi max here too.

FUCK moped thieves!

What makes reading glasses excellent?

>>81553147
Like going from reading in 140p to 1080p innit

>Woman in the slots asked for my ID (got ID'd yesterday too)
>"Oh, one year older than me, you look very young, we're the ageless generation"

Commented about suncreen and moisturizer, wonder if she was subtly flirting.

SPFlets will never be ID'd because they look like haggard ballsacks at 25.

>>81553091
In the summer I just use an electric fan which is cheap to run. In the winter I find myself putting on lots of clothes (so I end up washing jumpers and gloves and hats, which uses water and electricity). And even with lots of clothes in the winter I'm still putting on the heating which is expensive.

To each their own I guess. Personally I like warm weather.

>>81553171
I got denied service at 37 because I forgot my ID. Got quite annoyed by it actually. Fairly sure he was in his early 20s.

>>81553100
Maybe they are protecting themselves from another cyber attack? Pulled all the insulation out of the walls and replaced it with tinfoil.

Me? I sit in my undies in both Winter and Summer because I can't get comfortable otherwise. Don't feel cold much in the Winter even with windows open but I usually just throw a light blanket round me.

>>81553082
Summers nice i do like it, i just hate the maggot spawners. Like i fucking hate flys i cant stand the little blighters

Ruin any situation imaginable just by buzzing about the place with their horrible little wings. I hate them i hate then i hate them i hate them i hate them

>>81553165
Schizmallow haggard mong will not like this 1 wee bit

>>81553125
A free can o' pop?? I guess you punters lose enough to make it a viable idea

>>81553082
Same but not this hot

20-23 is normally lush

Are they going to euthanize all the doleys? I'm all for it...

>>81553202
I made 30 quid and got a can of pepsi for my troubles, nicely air conditioned in there too. Might pop in again tonight after gym.

>>81552936
Jugs is the word you're looking for

Legit don't understand how you can like summer. What are you even doing in it? Too hot to walk in it without sweating like shit, and I'm quite /fit/.

>>81553216
Alright 1970s lad

Saw a post the other day about making a leftie focused go fund me ( blacks, fags, some other social drag ) and just pocket the money? Should i give it a go? How likely am i to get chased up for that?

>>81553207
Looks like it lid. 800,000 to be kicked off PIP by the end of the decade. About 60% of them of them are over 50s

Going to start Veitch style videos on youtube, its what the people want.

>>81553234
Think the nogs are already trying that constantly

>>81553171
I got ID'd at 30 but it was because I had the covid mask on. Pulled it down as this little old lady asked me and my beard flopping out made her feel like a right chump.
She said it was just because "i have such lovely young looking eyes" so I'll take it, even if chances are she was just being nice.

>>81553240
Any idea how long it takes to hear back about your PIP review? Bit worried it's been a few weeks.

>>81553243
So i should give it a go? Id just blend in then eh?

Is this general just 90% benny fiends

just a bit too humid for me liking 2bh, like a dry sunny heat but its kinda cloudy and humid, the wollocks and arse is a bit sweaty

>>81553184
The chip n pin machines run on normal WiFi. Everything is so dependent oninternet now that could jst go down whenever

>>81553261
britfeel has always been benny territory

>>81553240
The 800k being kicked off are just to make way for the 2 mil new wogs that will be on it by then.

>>81553261
As far as i can tell, half n half. I mean im on it too as of last month but ive worked for the past ten years ive payed enough to enjoy it for at least a couple of months before i start up again xx

>>81553261
it varies by time of day

>>81553242
this literally looks like the profile pic of me higher executive officer minus the beard

>>81553190
Yeah I don't like insects. I only have windows slightly open during the day and I normally don't have insects coming in. I close the windows as it gets dark because otherwise tons of insects come indoors.

>>81553268
my least favourite is the signal in my tesco is shit, but the app needs you to be online to get clubcard discounts
they have wifi but demand a sign-in
they could give me a plastic card but then they go "whaaaa ur killing the environment >:("
gonna get one anyway, fuck this

Load of tasks needing done around the house. Away to pout a rum and coke and start getting to work.

>>81553261
I was, got a sivil cervix job now, still on the clock till 4 wfh but ive done nowt for the last 2 hours because I truly cannot be bothered

>>81553281
>but then they go "whaaaa ur killing the environment >:("
No they don't

>>81553240
Did u go doctor?

>>81553280
I roasted 3 spiders on my electric fly swatter this morning. Fucking mongs always position themselves in the top corners of any room.

>>81553261
oh aye
come in and get comfy de lid

>>81553273
Do you think we'll ever get back to how things were years ago? As in.. not being bumfucked by every other country?

Massaging SPF50+ sunscreen onto Crossys legs, slowly making my way up to the upper thigh area

>>81553255
Could be a few months. You will definitely hear back from them by the time your award ends. The review papers come through a year before your award ends. DWP probably has hundreds of thousands to sort through over the coming months.

Been on bennies for at least 8 years me lids.

>>81553283
put it off until tomorrow morning when it will be colder

>>81553290
At this point only after a savage civil war. There's no way any political party, no matter how radical, will ever be able to deport the millions needed to make this country something to be proud of again, and one that protects its borders and actually believes itself to be a sovereign nation.

>>81553287
No lid. I have to wake up at 8am to go and you have to phone as soon as the clock strikes 8 which is annoying. I thought I was cured last night when I had 7 hours of sleep but this morning I only had 4 again. Left it a bit too late now I will go on Monday if it carries on next week will be going on 4 weeks.

>>81553280
Ya know round here, night times generally better.. the only bugs i get are the fucking flys because my window is facing a garden with trees. Dont even know where they come from they just fly in from the wind i guess. They are ruining my perfectly lovely day times. Night times dont bring them baka

0/2 for Ryan Moore
idums will be getting sold

>>81553292
Fucking Hell. That's a ridiculous amount of time, innit? Still waiting on my UC migration letter too. Too many changes at once stressing me out. Don't know what way the review will come back but there's been no changes so hopefully alright as I have official NHS supporting evidence.
The issue I have is the questions in the form are so black and white with no room for nuance and they are very leading as well.

>>81553295
Apparently hotter here tomorrow and I was planning on sorting out the garden imorn so that's that I guess.
The decking out back looks like arse. Needs some stain applied

Just got back from wizza wut with mammy. Oh it was lush and when I say lush I mean lush. One shitty thing about it you have to pay online with a QR code bollocks thing, right annoying it was. The last cheat meal before I diet my liiiiids. Almost 25 stone I cant get any higher. Need to get in shape I want my chiselled jaw back again.

reporting for duty lads

There's a crazy amount of army planes in the sky right now, either en route to a NATO base in the middle east or returning from it. 100% preparations for an invasion of Iran.

>>81553300
Did you know muskets dont need firearms licences .. also black powder is piss easy to make. Its my suicide plan and also if it kicks off plan

>>81553291
>uwu...*brushes against bulge* what's this?

>>81553314
Just checked. Not hotter tomorrow but still hot enough

>>81553316
>last cheat meal
It won't be

does pizza hut still do those buffets?

>>81553321
If you can make gunpowder and a functional musket you can turn life around de lid. Join the renaissance fair.

>>81553330
Oi oi remeber those lad? I didnt but they were good days out with my mum as a wee lad

>>81553286
>No they don't
Yeah it goes "pls dont order cos its plastic waste but you can if you want"

>>81553311
Yeah Ive seen the review forms online you only get a tiny little box to write down things, you can put extra on if you wanted to report why changes in that catagory. You will get a text or letter saying when your appointment is by phone or face to face. Ideally you want a phone appointment because according to benniesandnwork.com there is a slightly higher chance of winning the award over the phone somehow. If you succeed in your review keep all evidence and points so you can reference it at your next review.
To be honest lad you are lucky you are having it now because the changes will be coming in November 2026.

>>81553336
No you can buy one for like a onner.. maybe 250 for like some primo martini henry. Those need blasting cap thingys tho and those are tricky

>>81553261
50 percent on bennies the other 50 on 100k or over

>>81553330
Yes lid thats what I went to, mon- fri 12 while 3pm.

>>81553354
>other 50 on 100k or over
i'm a ways off that yet lad, they only bumped my pay by 2k this year

>>81553349
I'm hoping they'll just award me the PIP again without another appointment. That's what they did the last time.

>>81553354
Kek. Nobody earning 100k per year is posting here. Dont be so daft lid.

Well Crossy it appears we both have prison gay don't we?
Well thats good to know

unlimited wizza for 11 pound

https://www.pizzahut.co.uk/restaurants/restaurants/food/buffet

>>81553353
I remember reading a long time ago about a guy who made his own guillotine in his garage. Got some 25mm plate, sharpened it up and added the appropriate amount of weight required to sever a head. Then killed himself with it.
Sad story :(

>>81553376
11 pound? 9.99 where I am. Must be regional prices.

>>81553366
That would be a paper based review. Those are reserved for the most disabled. Im not sure what review you got lid.

>>81553319
Germans are going in
RAF active in Britain too

https://voca.ro/1hxnqXIWDOwQ
Shoutout ireland

>>81553281
Clubcard discounts rnt what they use to be desu.there was some fxing nice ones when it first started.

>>81553410
It's changed from discounts to 'if you dont have this card you pay an insane amount'.

Quit my job today lads. Had enough of the grind.

Going to doss for a few months then find something else.

Earning 100k a year in the north west you would live like a roman emperor. In our household it costs 17k a year to pay the bills and live comfortably. Having another 40k on top of that would be absolutely insane.

Proper heat wave now, wollocks are sweating

Thunderstorms for me tonight boyz..
Should be raining tonight to, simply cannot wait. Gunna be an easy night tonight

Life's too short to be unhappy with what you're doing.

Reset, readjust and go again.

>>81553436
Going to be even hotter tomorrow lid. Your wollocks will stick to your legs like super glue kek.

>>81553431
i earn 100k but dont live in the north

>>81553410
>>81553423
yeah they all did it, fucking annoying

>>81553436
my work laptop is on the cusp of catching fire

>>81553442
Wouldnt standing on those stones be somewhat painful and uncomfortable? a very poor design choice.

Ryan Moore isn't doing too well today... Wolloxcon 1 for SSM

>>81553444
Corr the amount of games I could buy for that. I would be finished collecting in a year or two.

>>81553369
Av never seen that show.Probly would like it.
>>81553436
Ye.Fan needed.
>>81553301
Oh is it like that everywhere.I hate gp now.

>>81553442
750 pounds a month rent is a lot for someone on minimum wage

>>81553402
What's the difference? I got a paper form to fill in and sent it back.

>>81553461
we are flirting crossy

>>81553465
A paper based review is where they dont phone you up or you have to have a face to face appointment. It is based on the evidence that you supply its completely different. Shame they all cant be like that.

>>81553456
1/3 now
he getting into it now

>>81553314
>>81553325
Yeah I've been redoing my raised bedberg and there's no way I'm digging up the last bit of grass in this weather

Found a nice one for Bootylad if he's about.

Cracking open a cold one now, get in.

>>81553471
Well couldn't it still be that if they decide my evidence is sufficient? They don't always do an interview for a review afaik.

>>81553456
>WOLLOCKS STATUS = DONE IN
>I REPEAT
>WOLLOCKS STATUS = DONE IN

>>81553281
You can get a plastic Tesco Clubcard, I've got one, and also you can just take a screenshot of your Clubcard barcode from the app and scan that at the till.

>>81553288
I haven't seen many spiders recently but I saw a massive one a while back. Caught him and threw him out the window.

>>81553302
I see. Maybe open a window on the other side of the house and get a fan to circulate the air or something.

Wonder if Cheeka is garn beach

>>81553499
Clouds or febreze?

I don't even dislike chika but the febreze thing sends me howling every single time

Feel ill af me. Been sick multiple times. Keeping right off the wooze today. Need a fresh start.

>>81553517
Febreeze, its clear skies outside and Cheeka had some fermented yogurt.

>>81553562
You're a fucking joke nowadays. This is the worst you've ever been. You're no better than a junkie street rat at the moment. Sort yourself out.

>>81553499
I am at the beach now. Fresh nikes on too.

>>81553354
Basically yes. Literally no one here is employed

>>81553562

I prefer you when you're fetish posting desu desu.

Third spaffingham just now innit

>>81553562
Care to explain the bbc porn and trannies last night mate?

>>81553562
Any update on the commotions?

>>81553562
Cheeky bag will sort you out x

>>81553642
>Third spaffingham
Proof?

How much of an effort do you guys make to get a job?

I applied for some jobs recently and I need to apply for more

>>81553702
i have a degree so really i just threw my CV at recruiters and those vultures spammed it at every job they could find, even ones that werent suitable
I assume thats not something you can do

>>81553562
Hair of the dog de lid. Just a couple beers to sort you out

>>81553562
Was it a 3 pampers bender again last night lad?

Corrrr! Got a lot of pre-orders in. Had to pre-order that 4K Pusher Trilogy box set just announced too. Love those films. I can cancel closer the time if I change my mind anyway but good to get them items secured SSM style

Did he buy another DVD

>>81552276
>rather die from skin cancer than use sunblock

Having some wacon saunies for din dins. Oh aye x

Cheeka got dem fresh creps, but is he SPF'd up?

>>81553766
one day you'll lose interest in dvds and regret the hoarding

>>81553562
Not nice havng hangover in heatwave x
>>81553777
Chad wouldnt do that

Luv hitler me

>>81553793
>Having some wacon saunies

>>81553805
Doubt it mate. Simple as.

>>81553805
That's a future problem. Let the man enjoy his hobbies

collecting dvds is such a pointless hobby

My hobby? Alcohol.

>>81553702
None but i looked @ indeed a while ago from being curious nd it was depressing stuff.Ave been left behind by the world..x like a shitey old car left in the skip rusting away n ppl dont even recognise its a car anymore just a lump of shite

>>81553855
You could say that about literally anything. As long as you enjoy what you do it's all good.
What's your hobby lad?

>>81553870
Collecting money

>>81553883
You like to dig up Roman coins with your metal collector? That's cool . Good weather for it too.

Why won't Shippy get a job where he earns more than minimum wage? I'm sure a man of his intelligence is well thought after.

>>81553864
alri Ray

>>81553902
What do you do for work mate?

Do women like dvds?

maka's life would improve significantly if he left wisbech. seasideMAK

>>81553920
not him but im on benefits

>>81553940
I suspect he is too

Does anyone live near ssm? Reckon if I did id follow him around one Saturday and steal his backpack of beer when he's recurding.

>well thought after
keeeeeeek

>>81553902
>I'm sure a man of his intelligence is well thought after

>>81553902
>well thought after
What did he mean by this

never approach ssm. he will record you and you'll end up posted here.

>>81553902
>well thought after
Ahahaha fucking mongo

>>81553902
Most people here could probably work their way up to a decent enough job if they put some effort in and accepted that it would take time

>>81553979
True. Though you need to be in a job where progression is possible.

Febreze I stink desu desu

>>81553947
I live in Dorchester. I'm probably the closest /britfeel/er

Fart gimmick

Febreze gimmick

Sweat gimmick

>>81554003
530 miles away from me. Google says that would take me 8 days and 2 hours to walk.

Pampers over pussy gimmick.

Theres more in the Chika febreze gimmick than you might think, he probably is a bit "loose" down there.

Nappy? Filled x

>>81554032
>>81554003
>>81553947
>4 hour drive

I want to go to Dorset and if I do, I will go via The Lane

>>81554056
Do it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_hills_of_Dorset

Is Dorset nice?

wanna see crossy's cat

>>81554087
It is. Lots of natural beauty there

>>81554087
Cornwall is better

>>81554117
>>81554087
Both extremely boring southern counties. The real culture and beauty of britain is up norf.

What real men get x

He seems to collect a lot of limited edition Blu-rays of obscure films, some of which could definitely appreciate in value over the years to collectors so they're not as useless as the charity shop DVDs. I sold some Blu-rays to CEX a while back and some mist have been out of print because I got a decent amount.

>>81554126
Dad, get off britfeel. You're embarrassing me.

>>81554117
Would genuinely like to go to Cornwall. It's just very far away and for the price I can go abroad :/

>>81554124
The north is a shithole, lad

dvdlad talking to himself again about his boring movies no-one has watched

>>81554126
Don't like these my wollocks hang loose. I prefer a tighter underwear to kill my sperm and provide a snug concealment.

>>81554135
>t. synthetic material pants wearing pleb

>>81554126
Reckon HHL has these, proper NEET clothing

>>81553729
I could do that, I have a degree too. But if I just apply for job ads I see then I can make sure my CV is only being submitted for jobs that actually look decent. I should probably do that.

>>81553866
I guess the only people who can change our situations are ourselves. Other people aren't going to do it. We've got to put the applications in.

>>81554145
Lots of lads same sean in here I reckon.

Yep, the UV is falling. finally I can go outside, apply a layer of SPF50+ first just in case.

I don't like the crinkle boxers. The waist band digs into my skin after a long day in work gear. I think tight is best. Keeps my big ole balls where they need to be.

What underwear does Ruthmong wear?

>>81554158
Why do anons samesean?

>>81554175
Slips i reckon

>>81554175
Jockstrap

>>81554175
Definitely the pants his mum bought him 20 years ago :|

wanna see crossy's knickers

>>81554218
>wanna see crossy's knickers

same desu desu

Ebin get a life

Spiderman y fronts

>>81554154
>But if I just apply for job ads I see then I can make sure my CV is only being submitted for jobs that actually look decent
For me it was a case of I would bitch to the recruiter. "You're giving me jobs that need skills I don't have and didn't list, do better". You basically treat them like a lapdog as they are just throwing everything out there.
Sure you might get an interview for a shite job, but you can get a feel from the interview and they can figure out you aint right for it. Then eventually you get the good one.
Recruiters are shit, but they are a guaranteed way to "fling enough shit at the job wall until it sticks". They want that commission.

have you guys seen my interview?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0pXRL5Xccs

If your willy doesn't touch the bottom of a pint glass what is even the point ?

they called me beer can in school

>>81554253
>If your willy doesn't touch the bottom of a pint glass what is even the point ?
yours doesnt?

got an alright sized stiffy but my softy looks like a fucking baby's

Feel bad for our fat lads in this heat. Can't imagine how unbearable it is for them

>>81554289
at least they can type with typing wands

All kicking off at B towers

>>81554289
>be greek
>spend the past 7 years around Manchester
>get fat as fuck
>return to greece
>midsummer
>go outside
>literally die
mistakes were made

>>81554265
Nope. Even when I give it a good ole stretch it only gets about 3/4 of the way there ;_;

does b wash himself with a rag on a stick?

Cheeka seductively licking an ice cream while giving me the eye at the beach

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpqrM9TPFXc

So Ebin is back here 16 hours a day now? He was doing so well. Grim.

>>81554327
He never left

Chads will be having sex tonight.

Ebin doesn't have time to post in /britfeel/ now that he is a successful YouTuber

>>81554360
What a silly name for a street!

>>81554370
could be worse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

>>81554372
I've been there before

Found DVDlad's YouTube.
https://youtu.be/R7pYtr3nWlQ?si=IIpdef8R-MF9pRAk

>>81554360
Handsome boy x

>>81554391
Well he is bi-curious

>>81554396
>Well he is
I'm a woman

>>81554406
>I'm a woman
Proof?

>>81554360
Tranny spacker Sheldon Cooper.

Ebin has a better haircut than me

How old is Ebin now?

>>81554385
Nikka needs a dentist.

>>81554360
cute little pout x

>>81554360
would hang out with this lad on deanogate street

Oooh we drinking a Nesquik it well lush what an experience x

fucking seething I am lads

DVDmong shitting his nappy when the bailiffs come.

>>81554303
It is a little bit. Mums getting a bit sick of her deadbeat "boyfriend" having no money and being broke. Shes not happy that she has to pay for everything. Might be dumping him soon.
>>81554313
No I use a loofa like everybody else. Thank you very much.

>>81554470
Am craving a choc ice am a wean nd am round at my grannys style.N am craving a ice cream nd especially am craving a dairy milk ice cream or magnum ice cream almond one or mint one or raspberry one n as well am craving ben & jerrys cookie dough.But am aff all choccy atm.x

Blad running a pirate radio station from B Towers.

Assisted dying bill just passed. They are going to put us spacks into woodchippers and turn us into mulch to heat pensioners homes.

Blad shitting a perfectly round turdington on mum's boyfriend's face while he's passed out watching Star Wars Christmas Special.

solero for me yes please x

>>81554564
Not really into radio to be honest.
>>81554591
Considering he has no money for food he would probably try and eat it. I bet my poo is very rich in fatty nutrients.

Point in life w/o choccy n sweeties

>>81554600
Oh for me it would be a zzapp lolly, all those different colors. It lush.

poo eater spacker boyfriend guzzling poo while doing his jar jar binks impression
meesa scatalogical!

Dont really like making poo jokes lads. Not my sense of humour now that I dont post off trip anymore.

>>81554551
What did she expect hooking up with a bloke from Facebook KEK

>>81554600
Its been that long since i had 1 of those i canny even mind what its like.The inside is creamy i think.I think i liked them.But rn am wanting mint dairy milk one.x

>>81554624
Dont know lid. He is missing half of his teeth too. Grim.

Tell you what I never find anymore but would be fucking lush right now is a maxibon.

>>81554641
Oh lush those are good as well. Corr lads making me want ice cream now.

>>81554637
How can he expect to munch down on a turd without any teeth? Maybe use the sweetcorn as temporary teeth.

>>81554126
Dont like boxers. Always wore briefs. Used to get the mickey taken out of me in school cause of it.

It may be simple and common but for me it's a Mars or Snickers ice cream bar. My favourite since I was a kid.

>>81554652
I was the same, until eventually I just went for boxer briefs and eventually stuff that dont feel like full boxers but are still more shorts-y.
Tighty whities at like 13 or 14 was a good way to get the shit kicked out of me during PE, but my mum refused to buy and let me try anything else for some reason.

>>81554660
Mars ice cream is the top for me, the only reason I don't buy them is that one is never enough.
Used to have a relative I hated who would try to buy my love with Mars ice creams and I'd scoff like 3 or 4 in one sitting. Wasnt even fat just luvved em.

I can't get briefs that fit the side of my bollocks always slide out and can't get a snug fit. Think the best option is the skin tight boxers that go down your leg a bit as they stop my wumba thighs from chafing.

>>81554672
Definitely lad they are incredibly moreish. Thay cream egg ice cream that comes in a tub is fucking lush as well. I try not to buy tubs of ice cream as I know I'll just scoff the lot in one sitting.

Nice guy b-lad being nasty about his mum's poor down on his luck boyfriend

>>81554674
have you tried womens knickers

I know it's laughable, but after years of being fucked about by useless uc employees, saying they'd update details, and I find out years later that I NEED to update stuff, a few quid here and there is a welcome. Who knows how long I have to wait for a proper assessment, absolute cunts.

>>81554674
boxer briefs for me, definitely lad

>>81554691
I'm not a tranny lad but I must admit there's a certain attraction to women's clothes like nice loose dresses and undies are a lot cheaper than men's boxers I noticed.

>>81554709
couple quid better off mate xx

would you go out with me i got a canine tooth missing x

>>81554739
get it replaced with a solid gold tooth x

we need a new thread

>>81554253
I can get to one of these, oh aye and all that

>>81554709
nothing laughable about trying to get on in life

>>81554762
>we need a new thread
70 more posts to go lad

>>81554728
Annoyed we never saw her tits but at least we got a tiny glimpse of her arsehole and pussy lips.

>>81554775
always quick to reply mate x

>>81554784
It's tradition at this point whenever you post her. Fair play to her she could have made a fortune in the OnlyFans Covid era but retired and didn't go back or full nude.

>>81554728
It's not actually too bad for a moment, do lads of surveys, get a few quid to invest in shitcoins/gamble. Been better than my other scratty money venture, playing ads on muh phone for scraps of a bitcoin. That "earned me ~90p in 6 weeks. I've got a 5er in 3-4 days doing qmeme

Enjoying a nice cold drink and a burger at the beer garden with Ruth.

Steve know the score about what happened in Flamingo Land. Mischief Mansion boys. Oh aye. x Steve know too much x

Helper shitting his nappy at Flamingo Land and forcing kiddies to lap it up like a scat. It not right.

>>81554806
Cold beer in muh mum's garden, for me.

New silly thread x

>>81554837
>>81554837

>>81554664
>but my mum refused to buy and let me try anything else for some reason.
Yeah same lol. I didn't have any money either. She just bought me the cheapest ASDA tighty whities she could find. Like 3 quid for a pack of 10 or some crazy shit. Got bullied in school cause when I got undressed for PE the lads would see and laugh. They told girls and one girl pantsed me in year 11 in front of another while I was doing a pullup. Was embarrassing desu de lad.

>>81554839
corr you must be sweating dressed like that. mad.

>>81554857
Not that bad, they're thermal pants as well.

>>81554124
Would have Whitby over Weymouth any day. Much more soul.