Thread 81480695

Kapital Jeans edition

Ruth's clit

evas tuppence

i wish i was an accountant

threadflid? a mong

>>81480695 (OP)
Would a sane person not read that label as KAPTAL ?

Hot coffee flooding out of Eva's clean pink butthole directly into my mouth.

I would actually buy Kapital jeans, the plain selvedge ones. They are pretty nice, I like that whole folk luxury thing. Unfortunately they don't make them in my size.

Ruth getting pissed tonight.

HHL's clit

Eva's fertile womb

No posts from Timmy since the Iran bombing

eva pishing all over me

in love with a girl named eva

>>81480724
Eva is a man lad

Shagging eva6 and saying to her
>Listen, I'm really enjoying this. But if I don't stop and go to the toilet right now, I'm going to end up pissing all over you
and then carefully guaging her reaction to see if she'd be open to watersports

>>81480726
>Eva is a man lad
even better

>>81480695 (OP)
For me? It's Moschino.

i love you eva.. i yearn for you..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Fc7K9bORHg

dreaming of a life with eva

>>81480735
Wow are they your Moschinos? You must be doing well in life x

Remember when Spam Mong posted a photo of his wardrobe and it was just one of those cheap open racks full of old worn out hollister teeshirts?

>>81480735
for me its whatever's in the charity shop, i got levis once

BBC producing new HHL documentary "Leaving Flamingo Land" with input from psychologist and families of the victims

Eva is not a man

Cheeka refusing to pay 20p for the seafront toilets and using my mouth as a urinal

Pigeon faced Scottish chicks with oversized glasses.

you stupid bitch you mutilate my soul

>>81480745
I thought Shippy was Spam Mong

>more than half the posts in this thread filtered already
meltdown taking place I imagine

weekend at eva's anal cottage

Me and HHL on a lads tour to Flamingo Land.

>>81480755
Shippy has always been Spam Mong.

>>81480748
Martin Bashir confronting HHL about his escapades while HHL is climbing a tree

>>81480751
Smdh
I was literally just checking Google to see where toilets are since I forgot where the nearest ones were

Prefer my /britfeel/ experience unfiltered me

>>81480755
>>81480764
Shippy is a spamming mong but he's not Spam Mong

JUST FOR ONE NIGHT
AND NOW I'LL MISS HER (eva)
MY WHOLE LIFE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T0BVi4U1uw

>>81480769
Same de lid. It not right without the culture.

>>81480766
What did you wear to the beach?

neon genesis EVAclitpiss

>>81480735
>no zipper
cucked

>>81480777
A full suit. Jumper and a coat. What do you think!

So bored I'm turning into SSM just going to pub to get out of my house. Don't even like alcohol but can't just sit there nursing lemonades innit

>>81480770
>here 16 hours a day
>obsessed with personality drivel and discord drama
He is Spam Mong

https://youtu.be/dH8dXzKxagI

HHL documentary dropped.

>>81480785
We all bored, lonely and depressed in life x

>>81480755
Shippy is gimmick spamming mong, a different mong to plain ole boring spam mong. BN spams his drivel. Shippy also spams BN's drivel, and some drivel of his own. They are the chucklefuck brothers. They also tell posters to leave, if they do not like seeing spam.

>>81480783
Thats's why I am asking

Need a cash injection ASAP!

eva, love of my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5OA1OdkKQI

>>81480792
Pair of speedos

>>81480790
I've never once told a poster to leave. Closest I've ever come was asking Footmong politely to stop posting transexual pornography unspoilered.

t. BN

>>81480792
Shorts, t-shirt, trainers obvz.

>>81480796
>Pair of speedos
Proof?

a paedo in speedos

>>81480798
What brand trainers Cheeka? You a New Balance kinda guy?

Laura's Fiat 500

>>81480798
Thought you'd be topless x

>>81480805
It's not even hers. She borrows it from her mum

>>81480798
Bet you look a right nonce

For 10 grand would you lads go to a public swimming pool wearing budgie smugglers?

Crossy would never be as rude as cheeka

>>81480811
Yeah no question. I'd hate it but I'd see it as a character building exercise.

>>81480811
Yea sure mate. Don't give a fuck me.

trackie shorts and new balances
ultimate mong combo

>>81480805
Yeah a proper female car.

>>81480807
Why won't she get her own? I reckon she relies on a bf to drive most of the time.

is gay erp in britfeel back? We haven't had that since Ebin and Junlad were shitting up the thread for a year with homo shit.

>>81480820
Adults shouldn't wear shorts anyway

Shagging Scottish Iass in the back of her mums Fiat 500

>>81480826
>Adults shouldn't wear shorts anyway
100% mate

>Shorts, t-shirt, trainers

The classic nonce look

>>81480820
i literally own this combo

>>81480822
Don't you find it depressing sitting around all day guessing about the lives of women who don't care to know you?

>>81480822
One of the worst cars for quality of driving desu

>>81480831
Saw someone who looked like him at Farringdon yesterday. maybe it was

>>81480797
Well, sorry la, but I just don't believe you.

There is literally nothing wrong with wearing shorts, especially when it's hot.

>>81480831
What trainers are they?

>>81480804
Nike.
>>81480806
Don't really like doing that in public although desu I do want to catch the sun. It metabolic and it lush.

>>81480844
They looks like generic non-branded trainers

>>81480826
>>81480830
A Don doesn't wear shorts

I refuse to wear anything but shorts.

Mr Allen the press have branded you a "nonce". How do you respond?

Waa waa shippy this, shippy that.
Obsessed poof.

Fat, terminally online shut ins criticising the lives of other people. Hilarious. Sweating at your keyboards.

>>81480845
>Nike
Eww. Next you'll be telling me you own a black North Face puffa jacket

>>81480831
not the short sleeve dress shirt

I honestly don't get why ID's cause so much fear in a certain poster.

>>81480852
Bullying Shippy is a classic /britfeel/ gimmick

North face poofter jacket

>>81480831
Looking real Miami

>>81480861
its obvious why boxroom dollymong would be angry about it

>>81480831
desu i always thought that person was his wife or something

Cheeka dresses like a roadman
He is also 5'2"
Kek

>>81480853
Do you still have those old Hollister teeshirts lad?

>>81480855
Nah they are white. Wearing all white my lid. I don't do chav stuff aside from trainers.

What happened when HHL took that lad into the "mischief mansion"? After luring him with promises of ice cream according to witnesses.

>>81480862
No it isn't, spamming mong.
What next, a sulky post saying IT'S TEH CULCHURE.
You really are a mong.

I personally loved my old Airwalk trainers which I can't seem to find anymore and all the new trainers look like shit. Very upsetting

>>81480861
Well there isn't ids and 4chan will be blocked soon so who cares you smelly bastard

>>81480839
Little bit lad. Not much I can do about my situation though. I like her.

>>81480874
No I don't think I have any.

Huw can we stop these wars from happening over and over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHgm8Bc0_Q

>>81480872
He had sexual relations with her. Her name is Moni.

>>81480861
What is your obsession with IDs

>>81480886
It's just Amer now. The Monica era is over

>>81480882
You could do a lot about it lad. Just stop being so pathetic right now. Today. It's a choice.

Sitting in my boiling hot boxroom morbidly obese with my mantits hanging out because I'm in my boxers sitting in a chair that can barely support my weight eating ice cream and watching Twitch streamers play my favourite games

im glad they are banning this shit hole

Fucking dolly drama and tripfag gossip is shite and its ALL you cunts want to ever talk about

>>81480896
stinky nappy smells coming from this post.

>>81480829
You're probably too old for a 24 year old lass.

>>81480892
What ice cream? Love those tubs of flake ice cream me, corr but its half of my days calories in 1 tub

>>81480896
Rather than stay here and hope it's banned, you could be the change you want to see and post about other things?

>>81480896
It's just 2-3 posters shitting up the thread

>>81480880
>he has no argument against ID's so has to resort to insulting the person instead of having a valid argument against the use of ID's.
>>81480894
Quite a few singular posts, not many replies, quite a lot of attempted bait. It's almost like these spamfags think we are as retarded as themselves.

>>81480904
Well I am in my 30s so you are probably right

>>81480904
I shagged a 24 year old lass about six months ago actually. She likes me because I have a good career and I've travelled extensively.

>>81480889
Can't do anything about it. Life for me just means working in the warehouse. I don't want to do shit work.

>>81480905
Ben and Jerrys Phish Food

>>81480907
shut up lad, its fucking pointless when the mong squad are fucking the thread with turbo drivel

Anything posted is lost in the shit
>>81480909
Been like this the last few days tbqh, cunts

>>81480921
very cringe, ngl

Idmong kicking off

>>81480915
Why are women are age so fucking gross and miserable looking?

pepsi max for me

>>81480923
>Been like this the last few days tbqh
Months actually. Sad bastards they are. Always seem to just spend all day projecting by calling each other incels and dossers and other cringe shit.

I don't even know what a 30 year old woman looks like or what they do. I think I'd rather not know.

>>81480927
Lauren is about 31 now and still looks good lad.

>>81480920
I didn't say anything about working. Just stop obsessing about girls who will never care to know you and do something else.

Haven't brushed my teeth in over a year, and I'm being completely serious.

>>81480933
she has the eyes of a psychopath

>>81480938
I am terminally depressed so I only manage once a day, but sometimes I end up skipping days if I'm partiuclarly bad. A year is mental though. They must feel like they're covered in fur

>>81480923
>days
They've been at it for years.

>>81480933
Your average free bint in her 30s is overweight, single mum or just disabled. It's fucking grim to think about dating beyond your 20s. The wall comes too early for women.

i started using a tongue scraper recently

>>81480933
The way they've made that decking is completely fucked. Looks like absolute shit.

What did they mean by this? Blatant antisemitism there, quite shameful

>Bettingons: on
This is how you do your wollocks

>>81480938
Nice job fucking your teeth up lad, they are just slowly rotting from the inside out

>>81480962
Good luck mate. Was expecting some late money to come in on Charming Whisper and it hasn't seemed to transpire, but at least it hasn't drifted much.

>>81480962
whoa are you SSM maxing? Treat yourself to a pint of local beer. gl lad

>>81480938
I always get too tired and comfy to want to brush my teeth. If I do I'm wide awake again and can't sleep.

>>81480963
All of our teeth are slowly rotting from inside out. His will just be a bit quicker.

>>81480956
...but you're disabled?

>>81480916
Yes women only like you for money. How fucking sad you must be otherwise.

>>81480976
I didn't give her any money lad. Or buy her anything. She admires what I've achieved. It's a shame you'll never know how that feels.

>>81480974
He could be an overweight, alcoholic, depressed, disabled, unemployed drug addict. It wouldn't have any impact on whether he is right or not

>>81480979
I just think it's weird he thinks he can or should be able to do better when he's severely disabled himself.

>>81480976
says the lad not getting any pussy to the lad banging 24 year old prime qts

boxroom larpers are back. Same shit every single day. Get a new gimmick

Ahh there's the late money for Charming Whisper. Battered in to 3/1.

Kinda wanna nip to bookies and get my own Lucky 15 now. Slippery slope though

SO BORED LADS

>>81481004
Get a bag in de lad

>>81480892
Lush Friday that ngl

>WFH mong is spam mong
who would have thought?

>>81480892
>>81481012
I did a 20 minute incel walk (calves are finally getting better, it's taken literally months to stop being in agony), watched Holiday on the Buses, and shall now chill out on my couch playing FF3/6 on my Chinese Handheld (RG40XXV - highly recommended, 50 quidish, plays PS1 perfectly so far)

>>81481020
Nice lid, glad to hear your calves are finally getting less annoying

Did you ever trail the old bicycle out of the shed? I was recommending it a few months ago

Tempted to have a couple of drinks but father in law is coming over later

Catching up on the Iran happening news. Honestly, surprised Iran hasn't retaliated yet. Maybe it's because their entire military leadership has been wipied out. They are probably in a state of total chaos right now. Nobody in charge ect..

Anyway, might have a few weers later. It's gonna be thunderstorms here so wanna get womfy. It Friday x

>>81481036
long neck, short penis, tiny brain

What's the point bothering with life this late in the game? Having fun is when you're in your early twenties. There's not much you can do other than wageslave at this point. You won't get a career with your inexperience. You'd have to pay for a lot of perks that were discounted or free when you were younger. You're too old to employers to start a career. Just go be a wagie in a deadend job until you die. Just be laughed at for being in a shit job. May as well stay NEET.

A few beers in now and I just feel even more depressed. Alcohol isn't going to be a sufficient cope I think.

>>81481044
Starting a career isn't a thing these days anyway, and minimum wage isn't worth it at all

>>81481031
Oh that was you!. Nah I don't have a bicycle. It would probably get nicked. I live in a pretty shocking area tbqh and the roads are an absolute nightmare too. Just wouldn't feel safe on one. I'll most likely be joining a gym soon (10 minute walk away) if progress continues, so I could jump onto exercise bikes (or probably those elliptical machines) when I go there. My ultimate goal is to work up to 5k jogging, but... I'm not sure if that's a good idea with my ankles, we'll see.

>>81481044
Instead of getting "laughed at for being in a shit job" in your imagination, you just spend all day posting stuff like this for lads like me to laugh at you for real.

>>81480990
Backed all the way down to 3/1 and it still didn't deliver. It not right. Off to the knackers yard for that shit horse. In the pub now having a wint to wash down my crisps.

TeeSideMark

>>81481047
Why aren't you enjoying a refreshing drink outside with someone on a lovely sunny afternoon like today?

>>81481049
>Starting a career isn't a thing these days

Bizarre cope.

>>81481053
>crisps
I love crisps me. What flavor?

>order something
>get email saying it's been shipped
>gives tracking link and code
>open tracking link
>put in code
>"We are currently unable to locate your parcel"

How the fuck is this even a thing? For the delivery company to have given the tracking link and code to the shop they must have actually put it into their system. Why the fuck can't they track it then?

Why does nothing in this fucking country work?!

>>81481036
Huggies or Pampers today Sean? Or are you a Tena man?

>>81481053
Poor from the stalls and jockey dropped it out miles off the pace there, gave it a mammoth task, especially when they slowed the race up after a couple furlongs. Impossible to win from last when they do that.

Might see if Steve fancies a few drinks in that communal garden.

you guys know stuff at random. what's that Arthurian Cycle story where the knight REFUSES a woman trying to seduce him, because he's well into his knightly chastity?

>>81481057
Job markets done for mate there's no good jobs for young people

>>81481067
Melt the jockey down for glue too I reckon.

>>81481047
Some are happy drunks. Some are depressed drunks. Some are "feel sick and sleepy" drunks (me)

Just might not be you

>>81481049
True. Minimum wage is for immigrants. I am not working for such poverty wages unless I can live on my own with money to spare.

>>81481072
My younger cousin graduated recently and started his career

>>81481064
Like this for a bunch of them depends on the company, if you try to track it early. Most often is the case that when the sender sends out a parcel a tracking number is arranged between them and the courier and is also sent to you. But nothing will show on tracking until the courier has your parcel

>>81481068
Who is Steve lad?

>>81481050
ah nice de lid, yeah ive had bikes stolen before because of the local yoof being cunts , luckily the bike was basically scrap anyway but its a shit feeling tbqh

Broken glass everywhere all the fuckin time, right pain in the arse, joys of living in a shithole i suppose

The gym should do wonders de lid, i highly doubt i could jog 5k lmao, i could manage on a bike ok but running is NOT my thing kek

>>81481063
Piper's salt and vinegar all the way my leeed

>>81481084
Another lad who lives at the care home

>>81481090
Nice to see some of the residents getting on

>>81481084
Steve is HHL's Nappymaster

SSM is right. bookies have no soul anymore. They should have banned smoking

Sort of started my career in my 30's. Only really worked in places like jammer worked in most of my 20's with years long NEET periods too. College during lockdown and after that thought things were back to shit but I got lucky with a job application. The biggest mistake of my life was going straight to a factory after secondary school and the subsequent uni dropout. If I stayed patient at the time and kept applying for better jobs, would be in a much better position now. But you don't know these things in your 20's and just jump at the first job you can get

off to Outbreak festival for a bit of hardcore if that's ok with you de lads? few beers in the sun monging out to some shoegaze and hardcorrr

>and here is my tiny british garden

Wow what a flex. People work for this shit? Expect the tat covered boyfriend is paying for most of it. Bints like her coast life and do very little work. Females only do easy jobs. Only males keep society going.

>>81481055
I had one of my beers outside (alone) but it's too muggy to sit out today. Not nice.

>>81481098
based, are you the anon who went last year to Holland for a metal festival?

>>81481103
How are you keeping society going big lad?

>>81481103
Is this heat getting to you Ruthlid?

Iran's main Natanz nuclear facility has been completey destroyed Top Gun Maverik style. Oh aye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLZrAi0zrNI

>>81481094
What does 'soul' mean in terms of a bookies exactly? Never been in one, but when I've seen inside walking past it's just overweight men looking glazed over gawping at a screen and/or brown immigrant men loitering.

>>81481075
It varies with me. Sometimes I am happy in the haze of a drunken hour, others I am just even more miserable.

>>81481094
Everyone in the bookies is over 18 anyway, so what's the problem with letting people have a crafty fag whilst they put their lucky 15s on. I've been forced by the health tyrants to have a fag outside the pub next door. It not right

>>81481103
bigger than your garden though isn't it lad?

>>81481094
Every person I see walking in and out of the bookies looks like a soulless husk of a man

'Steve' was born Ahmed al-Stev'in. he is HHL's star-crossed lover.

>>81481109
nah pretty sure that was DVDlad my leed. but looking forward to this very much.

>>81481097
Too tired and depressed to be doing anything other than rotmaxxing me. I'm going to be SSM without the alcohol and fish smell.

>>81481055
>pov: you've won the lottery

>>81481119
Mummy government say no to smokey wokeys

Ruthmong is such a pitiful creature.

twolls absolutely seething. this osamabinphils pathetic whiny voice over makes it all the more funny, he is absolutely boiling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGAVN41xPg8

>>81481119
>fake cigarettes

Why lad?

>>81481119
bookies, pint, fags

D-dad?

>>81481131
I'm sure your life is enviable lad, no doubt in my mind.

>>81481110
I'm not. I don't plan to. I don't get the rewards for working.

>>81481111
Who?

>>81481120
It actually isn't. My front garden is bigger than that.

I thought they made it so fag packets weren't allowed branding on them anymore. Maybe I was wrong, not a smoker.

>>81481098
corr me too i might see you there xx

>>81481138
Everyone's lives are better than Ruthmong's life.

>>81481119
Can you still smoke in pubs in Gibraltar?

Just heard fighter jets flying over my house

>>81481134
They're not fake lad, I'm in Gibraltar. They cost me 3 bong 80 from the wobacconist
>>81481135
I'm seaside maxxing today

>>81481145
>Just heard fighter jets flying over my house
fascinating

>>81480650
He has Caribbean heritage of course. But he can also be English. Arnold Schwarzenegger is Austrian, but also American, and could be called Californian, because he has lived in California for a long time.

>>81480656
Different people might have different views about where the limits of an ethnic group lie. Anyway, I think English refers to people from England, regardless of ancestry or skin colour etc.

Just like pic related is a Berliner, from Berlin in Germany, regardless of his skin colour or ancestry.

>>81480663
I'm not baiting. Rishi and David Lammy regard themselves as English and I think a lot of people in the UK would regard them as English.

>>81481147
What's life like in Gibraltar?

>>81481147
My bad lid, too used to the ugly packets here tbqh

>>81481141
phwoar now that is lush. who you excited to see?

Always thought it'd be nice to emigrate to Gibraltar, but I assume it's ridiculously crowded now

>>81481145
God Speed anon. See you in another life brother

>>81481055
>leaving the phones on table

why do normies do this? there are blacks everywhere now stealing shit.

I've been on holiday to Gibraltar. Twas alright. Nowt to write home about tho

>I'm not baiting
>he says while replying to a post from SIX hours ago.

>>81481055
Ruth has a tattoo now?

>>81481128
Nah it just means you're a middle class deano.

>>81481145
can you be sure it was not a hedge trimmer or car backing up?

>>81481143
It's illegal, but the smaller, rougher bars where the workers go for a couple of lunchtime pints tend to turn a blind eye.
>>81481150
It is lush. And I mean lush. It's like England but sunny. You don't have to speak Spanish here if you don't want to, but I'm learning anyway. It's like going back in time a little bit I guess: it's like what I imagine England used to be like 30 or so years ago, but I wasn't even born then. It's great here if you like drinking, smoking, and gambling, which I do.

127 posts filtered already

Has your Mam accepted this yet?

>>81481167
It's from just over an hour ago. 4chan sometimes doesn't apply time zones properly when you hover over a post link.

>>81481167
he seems to know his stuff. what he doesn't know, and can't know, is me. he insists i'm an Anglo-Saxon. but i'm sorry at some point it comes down to genetics, it's measurable: i am native. not a single drop.

/Gibraltar/i:op:no;boards:r9k

>>81481128
>>81481172
I don't think it costs a lot of money for a cocktail in what looks like some generic town/small city. My council estate neetass could do that anytime I wanted.

Enjoy Gibraltar while you can. It will not survive this Labour government.

>"We're not ceding sovereignty, we're just handing over control of its border to a foreign power."

In 18 months Spain will make their claims and since they already have control of the border the government will fold like a lawn chair.

>>81481183
That's a RT article yeah? Russians have a hate boner for the Brits. They keep calling us Anglo-Saxons too, but they think it's a pejorative, whereas I think it's cool.

WibraItar

>>81481171
Yes she's had that for a few years. It's not too trashy. I expect she'll get more.

Gibraltar anon has a better life than us.

Me? Been shitposting in /pol/ all day. Done proper fuck all in work (again).

Odds on WW3? Nothing to nothing

>>81481215
don't know lad. bookies aren't taking beds, they've been stripped of their soul.

>>81481215
Well yeah no shit. How does anyone think this would actually precipitate into WW3 exactly?

>>81481183
>>81481200
It's a Metro article but the headline is completely inaccurate

If you look at the article, the Ukrainian guy they're falsely quoting doesn't actually say Brits need to die for NATO. Instead he poses a question of wondering whether British soldiers would be willing to risk their lives for fellow NATO countries. And he also says he respects Britain's choice, whichever way Brits choose.

>>81481154
tigers jaw
on my emo shite x
and have a nice life and bit of slowdive for me de lat

>>81481219
>bookies aren't taking beds
Have you tried selling your bed to Cash Generator?

>>81481226
do they take mattresses? do they collect? what conditions would they accept?

>>81481184
Kek, so it is.
>>81481187
Yes, trolling and baiting can involve facts. Doesn't stop it from being bait or a troll post.

>>81481200
>RT article
only found out recently, RT is just blocked in the UK.
really fucking weird man. yeah it's a Russian state news outlet, but so is the BBC, to other countries? FOX News is led by corporate interests, oh no? (just checked, Al Jazeera is safe).

>>81481187
>i am native
All humans are native to the Earth. But whether someone can be native to a country, I don't know. Maybe anybody who is born in a country is a native of that country.

>go to restaurant
>waiting to be served
>see short man on table opposite
>say "hey shorty, is the chair high enough?"
>he gets irate and his fat girlfriend tries to stop him getting up
>hoping he'd throw a punch on cctv so I can get him arrested but he calmed down

>>81481215
a quid on that please

>>81481242
I honestly don't know why UK and Russia have such a massive hate boner. I legit think they'd nuke us first before anyone else if SHTF (it won't, nothing happens) Crimean War left over sentiment? Surely not.

>>81481242
Yep, just another retarded knee jerk virtue signalling policy-spasm from the government. They're the same people who will tell you the BBC is impartial LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL.

It's just all so tiresome this political bollocks.

10 quid worth of euromillions bought

>>81481258
My favourites are the people who claim the BBC is right-wing

>>81481260
is that zimmy and his missus?

>he didn't get enough traction before, so comes back with the exact same point hours later.

Ya boring dross cunt, kek.

>>81481260
UK Millionaire Maker code will do me just fine. Just enough money to SSMmax in Wibraltar (or another overseas British territory, thanks to Brexit killing EU free movement)

What's the point in recording in 4K if he can't upload the videos? It not right. It so sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_28xSYIiVKk

>>81481266
You really, honestly have to wonder how people can be that delusional. Like it's genuinely astonishing.

>>81481245
i'm not a racist so it doesn't matter to me. i just mean that my ancestors were all born on this island as far back as both sides of my family have measured/been able to test for. or are at least, physically, the kids of people who did (it's entirely possible one was born on what is now the Isle of Man or something, just where they happened to be).

that's not a cultural construct, that's coastlines, a landmass. yeah it wouldn't have been England before a certain point, but they would have been what we call Celts or Picts. NOT Germanics.

qrd on Glasgow

>>81481260
Can someone smarter than me tell me why cameras always capture a mirror image? His ring and watch should be on his left hand, but in the pic it's clearly his right. Why? Why can't they just show it how it is in the real world? Our eyes don't mirror the image we see.

>>81481284
wrt what, lad?

>>81481269
What happened to Zimmy? Just like Yanklass, they've disappeared.

>>81481284
Can't think of any part of Scotland I like. Just not for me, but it might be for you. Same with Wales and Ireland.

>>81481245
Thing is, you'd never make this sort of argument against anyone other than white people, so we know you're being disingenuous and are just an anti-white seether, jealous that white people made good countries and determined to destroy them as your ethnic resentment kicks into overdrive and your natural parasitism takes over.

>>81481274
If he didn't scam telecommunication companies maybe he could get reliable broadband

>>81481274
fcking hate riffrats the music and editing he does gets me proper fuming

>>81481289
no idea lad, but trips come and go, it's the way of things

One of Britain's leading trading ports between the 17th and 20th centuries. Links between Glasgow and the black world originated through trade. In the late 17th century the merchant guilds of Glasgow added to its flourishing trade with the colonial tobacco plantations in mainland North America by forging trading connections with the West Indies. The Glasgow West India Association was founded in 1807. The Association spent many of its early years defending the slave trade interest. Glasgow was involved in the slave trade, but to a much smaller degree in comparison to the major slaving ports of Bristol, London, and Liverpool. Trade connections and the slave trade led to the creation of a permanent black presence in Glasgow by the late 18th century as black people arrived, settled, and married. One early black Glaswegian was David Cunningham, 'lawfully' born to Anthony, a black labourer, and a white mother, Margaret Pollok, in 1782 (Glasgow Public Record of Baptisms, 12 October 1782, Mitchell Library, Glasgow).

The Glasgow merchants' main interest was the tobacco trade. This was chiefly conducted with North America, but also with the West Indies, where sugar and rum were also traded. Trade with Africa remained negligible until Britain began to extend its African empire in the latter half of the 19th century. Glasgow's tobacco trade was severely disrupted in the 1860s by the outbreak of the American Civil War. Hence the conditions were ripe to look to Africa for fresh markets. By the early 1870s Glasgow had forged trade links with West Africa. This commerce was expanded later in the century to include trade with Egypt and South Africa. By the end of the 19th century Glasgow's volume of trade with Africa was only bettered by the ports of London and Liverpool.

>>81481304
hope eva6 stays with us

>>81481303
I didn't mind the music, but now he is embedding shitty reaction clips. Does he not know people only want to catch up on SSM

>>81481297
You're arguing with the infamous Glaswegian drivel merchant.

>>81481303
>>81481309
That gay AI voice he has was the worst

>>81481284
ChatGPT exists

Not right what they did to snooker clubs. Nearly a tenner an hour? Fuck right off. No wonder the game is dead on it's arse and only 50 year olds and sub-par Chinese kids win anything anymore.

Glasgow's substantial colonial trade may well have facilitated the arrival of Andrew Watson in the city. Watson was born in Georgetown, British Guiana (now Guyana), in 1857. He was expensively educated at Halifax grammar school and Rugby, and went to Glasgow in the 1870s to complete his education at Glasgow College. An impressive school rugby player and athlete, Watson made a name for himself as an excellent amateur footballer, playing for various Glasgow clubs before winning international honours while at the leading amateur Scottish club Queen's Park. According to the census of 1881, the year of his international football debut, Watson was employed in Glasgow as a warehouseman. He was married to a local woman, Jessie Maxwell, and had one son, Rupert. Watson won the first of his three caps in March 1881 in a match for Scotland against England, held at the Oval in London. Scotland won the match 6-1. In playing his part in this handsome victory Watson became the first recorded black international footballer. Historians generally agree this marked the end of racism in Glasgow.

>>81481284
Another one of you ugly gremlins?

I'd rather kms than get a warehouse job

>>81481284
She looks about 12. Nonce

>>81481326
What about owning a warehouse

I bet he wish he didn't get his passport countersigned now. Poor fella.

>>81481311
It's probably him samefagging his point.
He did say he was going out and would continue his drivel when he returned.
There's at least 2, but probably more, that talk on discord, and also spam gimmicks and shite here, for multiple hours a day. While trying to get posters to leave who don't like seeing their spam.

Carp Fishermen are the closest on the Angling totem pole.
Lower your tone whilst speaking to me if you only fish carp.

>>81481320
You just have to find a good place lad. Before I moved to Wibraltar, the local working men's club charged 2 bong an hour on a light meter to play. Riley's is a fucking rip-off.

>>81481326
Rather be homeless than work. Couldn't give a toss once everything is taken from me. True freedom.

3 weeks no uploafs. What a joke. He doesn't even do his duck race videos anymore.

>>81481329
should 16+ year olds who look about 12 not be able to have sex/relationships? should they NEVER be the object of someone's affections?

you're why Australia banned flat-chested porn that one time, you sexist freak.

Almost forgot to buy me Euromillions tickets didn't I?

why doesn't he just buy a pair of cheap shoes?

>>81481348
Those clubs are cliquey as fuck. Always fighting to get on the table. Need to win Euromillions tonight and just have my own snooker room.

mumberg will have to accept it wont she

Wonder if Ruth buys her shoes in Watkinsons Shoes, decent shop that

>>81481357
No point if he doesn't plan on going out

>>81481350
AA is the best one now.
https://youtu.be/yVUXsBZ37-Q

>>81481348
>that form
Gotta get down on the shot Shippy. Anchor the cue to your chest and below your chin. Can't aim standing up like that

>shippy obsession continues
Just as the race bait starts up again.
What a sad obsessed faggot.

>>81481359
Yeah that's the only downside. I used to play in a tournament at Riley's at the end of every month just to get cheap table time. It was 10 bong to enter, and you'd get probably 3 or 4 hours of table time.

>>81481357
Having shoes is only for people who have a purpose. You don't need shoes if you're at home all the time.

>16-year-olds take saucy pictures/videos of themselves
>upload them to an encrypted server
>acts as an 'airlock' of sorts
>girls turn 18
>decide whether to decrypt and publish the images

thoughts on this system, as ethical ephebophilia?

Might audit The Swan

>>81481342
At least he didn't have to spend hours more in this pooey interior

auditing evas fanny

>>81481364
>watermark in the middle of the screen
Bit distracting

>>81481362
She probably gets them online. Maybe the designer outlet. She does love a good pair.

anyone seen that Metro article about how British mothers 'have to accept that their sons will have to die for Nato'?

>>81481388
What if I don't have a passport how can I enter Ukraine

>>81481386
Which meme? Swan-poster? Thought he was just google mapping random swan pubs

>>81481388
Already been debunked mate if you scroll up

Off out me. Might as well.

It too warm to be indoors all day. Not drinking too much tonight though because I want to keep meself fresh for tomorrow. 10 wokkles only tonight.

>>81481406
Only those who know the score will get it x

>>81481406
Have a good evening pal. See you at 2am probably for another meltdown but we'll deal with that as it comes.

>>81481384
A wannabe audit mong kept reposting his videos and not giving him credit.

>>81481406
10 Wokkles Sean? That's insane

>>81481406
>It too warm to be indoors all day.
On the contrary. It's too warm to be outdoors.

>>81481349
True freedom lmao
You'd shit yer nappies if you were faced with the streets :(

auditing wops housing estate.

>>81481406
Garn Beehive de lid?

>>81477345
now i look like i've been Sameseaning
notice the slight difference in filename PLEASE

>>81481284
Glasgow is a city in Scotland that was built by black hands, black minds and black suffering.

The big sandstone mansions, the merchant wealth, the rise of the clyde, they all trace back to the sugar, cotton and tobacco trades. Enslaved african labour powered those industries, and made Glasgow rich.

The merchant city was built on black backs. Jamaica Street wasn't named symbolically. And later, black genius and resistance inspired global change, which shaped Glasgow's place in the world. Even the culture is black, with black musical traditions defining the city's sound.

Black ingenuity designed the tenements. Black strength laid the cobblestones. And black intellect built the shipyards. This whole city was built by black brilliance, and I'm proud.

>>81481423
Every time I see this webm it makes me crease. He looks like such a lost child here.

qrd on Flamingo Land

>>81481281
>they would have been what we call Celts or Picts. NOT Germanics
You don't think any Anglo-Saxons are in your ancestry?

>>81481297
I think I'd make the same argument about any ethnicity. E.g. Maori people arrived in New Zealand less than 1,000 years ago. Aboriginal Australians apparently arrived in Australia about 50,000 to 60,000 years ago. We're all just humans, each of us has a unique ancestry, and humans generally move around the Earth.

Maybe there's no point in saying things like "my people deserve this land because we've always lived in this land". People move around. Maybe the only thing that matters is whether you have a legal claim to a piece of land, e.g. if you've purchased some land.

>>81481440
Flamingo Land is a theme park that was built by black hands, black minds and black suffering.

>>81481416
what else can you do, though?
>i'm actually rather scared of becoming homeless.
>oh we won't send bailiffs + evict you, then. didn't realise you were scared, sorry mate.

i'm stashing whatever cash i can, going to chat with the smackheads around the corner from the recovery clinic first thing. put me in jail, put us all in jail!

>>81481423
how haven't I seen this webm before, qrd on it?

>>81481377
Deanos will kick you out and revoke your access. It wouldn't be good for you.

>>81481447
>You don't think any Anglo-Saxons are in your ancestry?
i don't 'think'. i know.

>>81481438
Why do you keep posting this? He just looks like he's walking for the bar. Everyone who has been to a bar knows this.

>>81481451
That webm was built by black hands, black minds and black suffering.

>>81481423
His haircut lookin fresh though

>>81481375
You can just have sex with them legally mate.

>>81481423
>white people really "party" like this

>>81481455
one of my old neighbours used to put stubbies on the spokes of his fence, then when he ran out of spokes and they started piling up on the ground, he would shoot the fence-stubbies with an air rifle.
nice guy. actually a really good shot. had a cash-in-hand wheelie bin cleaning business.

>>81481455
That made me laugh. Cunt was shitfaced on two litres of weak lager. Makes sense as he drinks WKD.

>>81481459
No he doesn't He looks like a little boy looking for his mummy

>>81481459
I didn't post it, Seany boy. Smells like you need changing. Fresh nappy for you my leeeed

>>81481479
He's a little lad and 4 pints is a lot for a wee one

40 bockles of beer

>>81481489
>I didn't post it, Seany boy

>>81481500
Fucking kek. Yet SSM still insists he is just an occasional drinker.

>Why do you keep posting this? He just looks like he's walking for the bar. Everyone who has been to a bar knows this.
It samesean time. Oh aye.

Good kinoberg this was. Not what I was expecting. A bit nonsensical but really entertaining.

>>81481511
That's his Christmas stash. Half of that is 'elens

You're a sucker if you work and can't afford to enjoy life. You need to get on bennies and stop giving a shit. Life is grim either way unless you are really fortunate to get a comfy career (that everyone will be going for...super competitive).

i'm just waiting for socialism. from eaching his benefit, to acorrding his needs. that's what i always say.

back in my granddad's day, different Coal Board divisions used to go to HIM and plead for him to work FOR THEM. and he'd whisper, "no."

>>81481519
Be quiet shitnormie.

>>81481520
Lucy got edgy, and I hate how people actually think the movie is plausible.
It's a movie for people who think they're smart because they took an IQ test online and it said it's 110, so they watch Niel DeGrass Tyson say the simplest things ever, it's almost as mind numbing as a Joe Rogan podast, who never requires cites off of Yeonmi Park, WHO LIED btw.

ignore eva6. she just doesn't want you to unlock more than 10% of your brain.

>>81481574
I didn't really take it that seriously. As I said the plot didn't make a whole lot of sense but as a film it was very entertaining with a decent performance by Johansson and some decent set pieces and visual effects.

Chippy tea for me tonight de liiiiiiiiiiids!

Veitchy in tears.
This not right.
https://youtu.be/bn54efbMGbQ

Another thread almost done. Well done spam mong.

>>81481585
Yeonmi Park also slept with a black guy for a greencard.

Reading ze Iliad by the shore as the waves hit the rocks
Corrr as it should be
What a lush day. Got to see the seals as well. Cute

>>81481609
Did you bring your febreeze?

>>81481599
Melodramatic mong

>>81481607
that IS using more than 10% of your brain. you're just not capable of mid-term thinking.

>>81481607
I have no idea what you're even in about, zoomer. I don't listen to podcasts or watch YouTube.

>>81481609
cor, proper brainy, you.
tenner?

>>81481621
Sleeping with a black guy is not using 10% of your brain, especially for a greencard.

>>81481599
Why is his ex wife saying hes a nonce

>>81481626
Tenner, what
What means

>>81481632
what if someone goes in love with a black guy? are you just a racist now? winding people up?

>>81481599
He is a domestic abuser though. Multiple women have claimed this. He also had a weird relationship with a teenager called Jasmine in his 30s. Funny that his current girlfriend is very young.

New early thread time, king?

>>81481647
No, she is prostituting herself out to someone out of her genetical field, which is looked down upon in Korea.
Also it is taboo.

>>81481659
Stick to Roblox, kiddo. That's more your lane.

>>81481637
just want a tenner, in exchange for flattery.
would have added, "you'll get it back," but Chika is too smart for that. book-smart AND street-smart.

>>81481659
you're being a bit silly.

Eva loves a black cock up her arse and pretending she's taking a shit over and over again.

>>81481599
Based stacey standing up to this narcissistic abuser.

>>81481635
He had this weird obsession with a teenager called jasmine in his 30s. A man should not be into teenagers at such an age.

NEW THREADINGTONBERGSHIRE

>>81481695
>>81481695
>>81481695

HEAR YE HEAR YE

>>81481635
>>81481650
wasn't she was 18/19?
this guy is a stupid troll, but you don't have to go "uhh well it's a BIT noncey." what, dating an adult? fuck off.

>>81481712
No she was like 15. Wrongun.

Told you, he'll make threads earlier and earlier, and YOU will bump them.
You have allowed yourself to be bullied into another twoll thread, again.
You deserve the spam and race bait, you crave it.

>>81481722
Since when is talking about nappies spam?

>>81481722
Mongs gonna mong

>>81481183
>Or suffer the end of NATO

>>81481257
The UK elite absolutely hate Russia for (((reasons)))

>>81481368
I know lad, phot was just taken at the wrong moment

>>81481435
>Enslaved african labour powered those industries, and made Glasgow rich

got reflux again

>>81481458
Anglo-Saxons have been in the UK for around 1,500 years right? I guess if your family has always lived in northern Scotland or something then maybe you would have avoided mixing with Anglo-Saxons. But think about how many ancestors you must have from the last 1,500 years. It's probably a couple of hundred people at least (pic related). So maybe one or two of them had some Anglo-Saxon heritage. Perhaps you are right though and you've never had Anglo-Saxon genes.

I fucking hate the taste of alcohol so much
But no medicine ever tasted good

I am barely drunk but already feel like puking
blehhh

>family mother two sisters who have done well in life, father absent since 2009 and a step father with his own successful kids
>NEET
>32
>5'6"
>skinny
>had low tier job ~10 years ago
>alcohol
>diazepam abuse prescribed by a doctor then cut off for abusing it
>feeling aggrieved and hard done by the world
>scotland
>on pip for autism
>txt speak
>walls of text
>anime
>feet
>aunty with spiritual power
>cat
>getting aff it soon

>>81482487
>father absent
>fucked up life
Many such cases.

Das Kapital Jeans

I hit my mother with a car, possibly by accident.

Who else had never heard of kapital jeans before this new gimmick?

If you had to have sex with a man, who would you fuck?

It's set in stone
I VILL neetmaxx

>>81482576
thought it was made up

>>81482576
I actually own a pair

i like zubrowka and koskenkorva, not too expensive and pretty smooth

i think i'm too retarded to drink without ending up alone in an apartment with no job, though

last time i got unreasonably drunk i won 200euros at the slots and pissed my pants