Thread 150635453

More TDs
More Yards
More Wins
More MVPs
More Rings
More Playoff wins
More Passer Rating

why have they forsaken the jeefs?

>He's the next Trent Williams!
>61 PFF grade
>2 false starts because he knows he's not quick enough against NFL caliber players

Patty Cuckitini

>>150635515
>A rookie playing against the team with the #1 ranked defense in 2024 made a few mistakes
Wow!

Anime

You may not like it but this is what peak gameday eats looks like

Good morning Saars! My broncos are redeeming the division after last night. Death to the Chief Pakis!

>>150635603
based

>>150635472
Mutthomo is already washed and Herbert is just hitting is stride

Brittany Mahomes literally has dog in her

SB MVP Jalen Hurts

>>150635692
In her what?

>More TDs
>More Yards
>More Wins
>More MVPs
>More Rings
>More Playoff wins
>More Passer Rating

WTF was that gameplan? Did Spags sellout to stop the run and dare Justin Herbert to beat them with his arm?

Herbert is not a fraud like Jalen or Lamar, he's unironically an elite pocket passer so that gameplan won't work against them.

>>150635770
I only have so many characters to work with here

>>150635648
>>150635773
>Herbert 0 playoff wins
>Mahomes 2nd most playoff wins of all time
Cute.

>>150635796
>queefs got BTFO by a fraud
It's over

>>150635796
Spags got worked by based Greg Roman it's that simple. The gameplan wouldn't have mattered with Roman in his bag

>The guy who has played in two playoff games, one being a historic choke job by his offense, and the other being him throwing 4 horrific picks
>Not a fraud
>Unironically elite
lmao

>>150635925
He's only a fraud in the post season. In the regular season Herbert is clutch.

Remember when the Ivy League conducted a decades long analysis of penalties and found the Chiefs to be fraudulent and their rings to be *?

Chargers LT was out, their G had the flu, and their C left the game due to back injuries, yet the Chiefs got no pressure on Herbert. Chiefs need to trade for a pass rusher or safety. IMMEDIATELY.

>>150636004
I dont need a bunch of nerds to tell me what I already know

>Worthy expected to miss bare minimum of 3 weeks
So now for the 4th season in a row Mahomes will be passing to a intrepid group of WR3s.
He should request a trade or fake an injury to protect his statline, his prime years are wasted.

>>150635796
their defensive personnel sucks now and is imagine he's trying to figure it out. probably get them average tier eventually bet they're not good now. blitzing gets btfo in nuNFL because the QB knows he won't be hammered even if he's hit

You now remember the Boogermobile(TM)

>>150636004
I don't see any Google results for this

>Eagles vs Chiefs
Who are the good guys?

>>150636142
this guy barely got 600 yards on almost 100 targets he's atrocious. he's never open because he's a track monkey that can't cut

>>150635577
>Chorgers now have the best defense in the league

>>150636177
kek just saw this lard on my TV screen and immediately changed the channel

>>150636170
>their defensive personnel sucks now
but their RBs and WRs are also shit without Rice and Worthy so you have a deadly combination of bad offense and defense. Chiefs could be in danger of missing the playoffs

>>150636271
Chiefs fans have an excuse for everything lol

>>150636271
Chargers had the #1 ranked defense in 2024. You could argue this is due to strength of schedule but the data is what it is.

>>150636316
Have you spent much time around kids? This is how they act.

>>150635453 (OP)
Tart should have been ejected too

>>150636235
Eagles, as always. The Eagles saved football.
Thank them for their service.

>>150636280
>missing the playoffs
I'd be fairly confident in this if the AFC wasn't so bad

>>150636271
>>150636316
Chargers, Chiefs, and Broncos finished in the top 4 of defensive rankings. Which is ironic seeing how the Raiders was the only team that had a defensive minded HC.

>>150636142
Brett Veach needs to machine gun spray this issue. Trade for Olave, Shaheed, or some other decent to good WR on another team. Only draft receivers in the 1st round until you find a good one.

>>150636340
By what metrics exactly? If you look at PPG then the Chiefs had the better defense last year

>>150636004
I've been saying this for years

>>150636388
Unfortunately true

>>150636433
see >>150636431

>>150636431
>>150636475
>total yards
>not point per game

>>150635472
Just

>>150635508
Kelce went too white

Can CJ Stroud save black quarterbacks, or are they doomed?

>>150636431
>defensive rankings
1st Chargers (offensive coach)
3rd Broncos (offensive coach)
4th Chiefs (offensive coach)
....
....
....
26th Raiders (defensive coach)
>Colin Cowherd is right, defensive coaches are memes

>>150636480
telling me the icy league got together and the only metric they used was defensive penalties? Believe me it's rigged for the chiefs but these nerds could and should find so much more

>>150636568
>>150636431
>Harbaugh
>offensive coach

Chiefs fans here. I predict your Eagles will beat my Chiefs and there will be no asterisk in the game. A team like the Chiefs who rely heavily on their pass game not having their WR1 and WR2 will have ZERO impact. It will be a fair win by the Eagles.

Which team will the reffies put on their back tomorrow to help secure a dub?

Somebody a few threads ago kind of joked that Burrow would eventually get traded to the Bears, but the more I think about it the less of a crazy idea that sounds.

Let's say Caleb busts, like it sure looks like he's going to. What the fuck do you do at that point if you're the Bears? You will have tried multiple attempts to draft a starting quarterback only to fuck it up every single time. In terms of USING them to find a quarterback in the draft, your first round picks have proven to be useless. So in light of that, why not package 3, 4, 5 of them together in a trade for a proven elite guy like Burrow? It's more use than you'll get out of them by actually picking a quarterback with them, that's blatantly clear.

>>150636735
Stoolers

>>150636735
my green bay packers

>>150635453 (OP)
The other bulbasaur spit on him 1st

>>150636735
Burrs. Gotta make Gaylub look good for the first few weeks

Why does Chip Kelly get so much flak here?

>>150636432
>Brett Veach needs to machine gun spray this issue.
He did in the current season. He went with 8 WRs on roster and purged the bust like Skyy and Ross. The new guys look promising, they just need more reps. Mahomes doesn't need WR1s, he just needs elite WR2s.

The RB room however is a disgrace. He needs to fix that immediately.

>>150636842
because he's a dogshit head coach who's best at dismantling talented teams

>>150636842
He's a retard that blew up a competent Niggles roster, although Niggles fans were originally praising him for it so no harm no foul I guess

rigged

Chimp Kelly

redzoneGODS... there's a lot of kino tomorrow

>>150636924
and there it is

FORWARD DRIVE
ACROSS THE LINE

>>150636883
>>150636902
Yeah but I also see anons shitting on him as an OC even though he was great in Ohio. Some coordinators are just not headcoach material

*sips* Kelly

>>150636842
because he's fat and is a retard

>>150636963
Being good in college doesn't equate to being good in the NFL

Chink Kelly

>>150637008
Yeah it does

Raider bros I don’t feel so good about this year I think it’s going to be mediocre but deep down I feel like jeanty is going to crash a plane or some shit

>>150637045
and there it isruuuu

Simp Kelly

>>150637080
Can’t be any worse than last year when they hired a retard high school coach

Cade Klubnik's draft stock going in the absolute toilet in the span of two games LMFAOOOOOO

Brian Schottenheimer WILL take the cowboys to the owl

>>150637421
Lol. Lmao even
>t. Seahawks fan

Powerful: New Colts owner Carlie Irsay-Gordon explains why she likes to be on the sideline with a headset on and a call sheet.

“I need to be able to say, ‘Is this person full of BS? Do they even know what they’re talking about?’”

“I would suggest it for anyone else that has to pay head coaches and GMs millions and millions of dollars. It helps you make a less expensive mistake.”

“It is such a complex organism, a football team and how it operates. You could say, ‘that person ran that route wrong.’ Learning: ‘Oh, someone tagged the wrong receiver & it wasn’t really the player’s fault, it was the person who called it.”

Wemb of Kelce getting smacked please

>>150637494
scary eyebrows

>>150637494
>she
stopped reading right there

>>150637477
The Seahawks led the league in offensive touchdowns under Schottenheimer

This is our only salvation chiefbros...

>>150637494
This sounds like someone who thinks they're a lot smarter than they actuall are.

Can't wait to watch my Commies play tomorrow

>>150637726
Bill Croskey-Merritt finna put the league on notice

Fagtrick Mahomo is a winless queer

>>150637818
We know

thinking about filtering the UAE flag

Ready to go 0-2, Queefies? ;)

Chiefs need to do a rebuild in 2026. I think the ceiling of this current team is an AFCCG appearance and their floor is a wildcard exit.

>>150637494
I used to work at a Costco and the moment a lady that looked like that became manager the sniff test warning started to go up in the bathroom stalls. Used to take the nastiest shits until those shoes stopped showing up.

>>150637926
>Eagles will now play the Chiefs for a 2nd time in a row without their WR1 or WR2.
Enjoy your asterisk games.

>>150637753
Damn straight, hoping for some more runs like in the preseason game against the bengals

>>150637494
Kek yeah im immediately dumping all my Colts stock for the foreseeable future.

>>150637952
Just get rid of all the old tards not named mahomes ezpz

>>150637753
>>150638007
IIRC he's not starting right away. I think the RB1 is Eckler. It's a shame, since I think Bill is RB1 talent, but I also understand why they want to ease him in

That 10 seconds field goal operation was so fucking clean

>>150637494
>woman who has no idea what shes talking about wants to judge people on their acumen
thats not good for dem colties

>>150636938
And Redzone will laser focus on Arizona @ New Orleans and Tennessee @ Denver. Because they're a shit product.

>>150638022
The DL looked old.

Jawaan Taylor is decent at his position but this is probably the 5th game he's made us lose from game altering penalties. He has to go.

>>150637926
The chiefs will start 0-4, but nobody is ready for that conversation.

>>150637494
A woman in charge? What could possibly go wrong?

Harrison Butker noticed a female fan in attendance without a male companion and shanked it wide right

>>150637952
>I think the ceiling of this current team is an AFCCG appearance
lmao they're going to be WC3.

Andy Reid has the toughest training camps, I think the players were overtrained. This worked out out for them when they were younger, but now that they've had 3 long post seasons from super bowls and are aging he has to ease up on them.

I heard they spend the first month of the season getting their legs back under them from his brutal training camp.

>>150638142
They played their asses off they will be tired next week. The if they do lose the mental toll of being 0-2 will lead to 0-3 indubitably and then you may as well pencil them for 0-4 and once that happens they will begin to question everything and then the real slide will begin.

>>150637494
Better than owners that get involved without learning but in general the best owners stay out of football business.

>>150636842
If you weren't around for his time in Philly, maybe you just had to be there

>Honest Chiefs fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phzoUUZ39Ho

why are they like this?

>>150638274
Philly is just a trashy city, which says a lot for East Coast cities.

>>150636842
He was a complete meme and media darling because he was "revolutionizing the game" and his revolution amounted to... 7 second 3-and-outs that caused his defense to be completely gassed by halftime.

>>150638274
Philadelphia reminds me of the Twin Peaks in the return show

>>150638274
>you suck
okay
>you suck dick
now you're being homophobic and should overdose on fent

>>150638274
Ngl, I wanted the Goys to pull a win, because I hate Philly trash

>>150638237
kek based gooner Tart

>>150638274
Yeah, I don't know why media hacks like Dov are like this

>>150638274
They're a trashy franchise. I feel sorry for Cowboys fans, I had no clue what they were going through.

>>150638323
thats because it literally is

>>150638271
He’s from Fresno just get some meth and lock the fuck in.

>>150637494
If this was any male owner bragging about doing this shit he would be publicly dragged for the rest of his life. But since this is a woman acting retarded, she gets the pussy pass.

If Butker is such a good Christian and loves Jesus and asks him for support in his endeavors, why did he miss a kick?

>>150636938
I'm so excited bros

>>150638351
The show encapsulates that perfectly what a genius. Rip

>>150638370
Exactly backwards t.bh

>>150638274
i mean it's a genuine question. Cowboys players do like to suck

>>150638375
Because they aren't related at all. Unlike your parents.

>>150638274
>>150638312
>>150638323
>>150638329
>>150638330
>>150638342
The Eagles saved football.

>>150638420
See you next week

Chiefs 2024
>Brown got injured but don't worry we have Rice!
[Rice gets injured and now we have to rely on a rookie.]

Chiefs 2025
>Rice got suspended but don't worry we have Worthy!
[Worthy gets injured and now we have to rely on a rookie.]

>>150638417
>asks god to help him make a kick
>misses
KWAB

>>150638220
>Chiefs are good because they have the toughest training camp

>Chiefs are losing because they have the toughest training camp

Do Chiefs fans really?

>>150638274
>4chan's keyboard warriors pearl clutching over some banter
you guys are soft

>>150638456
>God says no
>4chan tranny loses his mind
KWAB

>>150638445
RIP Chiefs

>>150636842
His no huddle offense with Vick was fun to watch but giving him GM powers was the most retarded decision

>>150638465
Too much of anything is bad.

>if God is real
>if

Lmfao lil bro doesn't know God's love KWAB

One positive aspect from last game was seeing Travis Kelce bringing his ragebait antics back

That was something he didnt do in the last season for some reason. The shit he was pulling back in 2023 really fucking helped the chiefs, specially vs the Ravens in the playoffs

Hes got his fire back

>>150638478
Who's losing their mind lel

>>150638539
Damn, she's a qt

Jesus hates the Cowboys

>>150638539
who?

>>150638539
Who are you quoting? No one itt said those words.

>>150638549
Cool but that shit he did to Jawaan Taylor was fucked up.

>>150638549
CJGJ had him shook

>>150638577
cry ab it heathen

Don't forget mutthomo fangirls, you will never be relevant.

>>150638549
I like that he headbutted Jawaan Taylor after he got a 4th penalty for 40 yards. That faggot has cost us several games.

>>150638563
He loves the Texans

>>150638568
Why are the most vocal Trump supporters in the NFL so effeminate? Butker lights up my gaydar more than the actual gay player on the raiders.

>>150638603
FUN FACT: Mahomes could retire for the next 4 seasons and still be ahead of Brady's pace.

>>150638620
Jesus loves JerrysWorld like Jerusalem

NYG vs WAS
then
DET vs GB

I will be watching these

If you think Herbert is based you are a non-ballknower and you just read box stats after the game instead of actually watching them and evaluating them based on the circumstances of the game.

>>150638588
>>150638608
The duality of men

Imo he shouldnt have done that he needs to control himself...

>>150638626
Most homophobic rightoids are overcompensating

You just know Harrison Butker cross dresses for fun

>>150638655
Going to watch Redzone w/ commercials.

>>150635796
No way you seriously consider Hypothetical Herbert a better QB than Lamar

18 hours and 4 minutes and it's back to cozy 8pm sunday redzone (hoping that the ads aren't too frequent) with my /nfl/ frens :D

How many on Monday?

>>150638549
Yeah, it was so cool seeing him rage bait Worthy's shoulder right out of the socket.

>>150638676
goy/10

>>150638683
Same here bro, can't fucking wait

>>150638659
the virgin Herbert hater
>you don't understand, you can't just evaluate him on his stats and a couple highlights
The Chad Herbert Supporter
>haha big arm go brrrr

Tart should have killed Travis imo

>>150638573
>not knowing Serena Mello

You gotta hang out on /tv/ more

>>150636388
>2017
>Deliver the most hype back and forth super bowl of recent history
>Save football by defeating the patriots dynasty which prevents a threepeat from happening

>2024
>Deliver the most satisfying blowout super bowl of recent history
>Save football by defeating the chiefs dynasty which prevents a threepeat from happening

How can one team be so based?

>>150638660
>>150638588
>Cool but that shit he did to Jawaan Taylor was fucked up.
The head coaches aren't going to do anything about the penalties so Kelce has to do it, he's the team leader.

Jawaan's agent FLEECED the GM and has 60M guaranteed so they couldn't get rid of him and Jawaan knows it. But now they have Jaylon Moore, so in theory they can threaten to bench him.

>>150638723
She got any lewds yet?

>>150638649
this, the blinding light that pours into the stadium is God watching as he lmaos with every CD drop

>>150638742
Lurk moar

>>150638595
>ACL tear and out for the season

Karma. Tart is next

CD just dropped another pass

>>150636902
He was good in the first year when he just coached and it fooled us, he didn't have any personnel power to ruin the team until his second year. Media hit job on DJax calling him a gang member convinced some people to give it a chance, but when we saw it inevitably crash and burn people rightfully turned on Chip. Then he had a garbage stint with the Niners and UCLA.

>>150638635
FUN FACT: mutthomo will never get as many rings as Brady lmaooooo

LEAVE CD LAMP ALONE!

>>150638680
Lamar is a better overall player. I'm just talking about a pure pocket passer. Herbert is up there with the best of them.

>>150638698
Im not sure whos to blame in that play

is he right?

>>150638845
Why are you posting this here?

>>150638845
Dave Portnoy needs to fuck off.

>>150637494
>It helps you make a less expensive mistake.
So she is already conceding that she is gonna make a mistake regardless? Not only is it a terrible take but she also can't even phrase it correctly.

>>150638845
There is only one Portnoy who I respect and that's Mike

>>150638877
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks buddy

>>150638845
Didn't they only play one game?

Travis fell off

>>150638845
He looks very sneaky. Something about his face looks very deceitful...

>>150638845
>another normie screencap
ISHYGDDT

>>150638845
Anything related to barstool sports is pretty cringe

Travis hasn't won a single game since become Mr. Swift. coincidence?

When it comes to /nfl/ this is unfortunately very true

>>150638992
He should have retired

>>150638734
Sure but doing that in front of everyone? Dick move.

Why did the Chiefs offer Jawan a huge contract when he was mid on the Jags

>>150638659
>>150638714
Sorry /sp/, I actually meant to say 'anyone who thinks Herbert is BAD is a non-ballknower'. Originally was gonna say 'isn't based' and thought that didn't flow so I switched it but didn't proofread. Herbo is elite if you use the eye test which is all that matters.

Herbert lost to the jags in the playoffs. After Trevor Lawrence threw 4 picks. Four.

>>150638723
>getting banned for posting in a thread mods don't like
>instantly nuked for cunnyposting
I think I shant

>Mahomes has never lost 3 games in a row
Eagles bros......

>>150639125
Chargers defense and RBs choked that game hard.

I'm so ready bros

>>150639137
Since the sharty 4chan takedown /tv/ has been very based again. I haven't been banned for replying to off topic once and it's been months since that went down

>>150639187
duly noted I'll give it a whirl

>>150635603
That's way too much fake greasy fish

>>150637753
>>150638089
Not sure why he's #4 on the depth but everyone local thinks he'll be getting the brunt of the carries.

>>150639064
It's ok, we all make mistakes.

>>150638420
>The Eagles saved football.

>>150638845
>makes it about himself
lmao

Penei Sewell is gonna put Michah Parsons black ass in the dirt. He don't want none of that pissed off jacked up island boy.

>>150639242
>Not sure why he's #4 on the depth
I think Quinn doesn't want to rush to start him. Between the O-line improvements and the other options at RB, there's time to let Bill ease in. Plus, easing him in means that he'll be fully ready for the more difficult mid season stretch while other teams won't have as much tape on him
>but everyone local thinks he'll be getting the brunt of the carries.
He's really good and is probably better than the other RBs. He was an absolute steal

>>150639242
I drafted him in all 5 of my fantasy leagues. I didn't hear about him through the draft process but watched some of his tape once I heard hype from the Redskins training camp and yea he is absolutely legit. You could see it after watching one game. I expect him to be the guy but whether that means 10 touches a game or 20+ depends more on what Kliff wants to do on offence. Lot of mouths to feed

>>150639242
Preseason depth charts are made by the teams social media staff with basically no actual input from coaches/gms.They just put whoever is the biggest name at the top, but the story from Washington reporters is that Bill won the job and thats why they traded Brian Robinson.

>>150639137
>>getting banned for posting in a thread mods don't like
It was like that for awhile, it was so gay

>>150639187
>/tv/ has been very based again.
I've noticed this as well. Only been banned once in about 6 months but it was something gay if I recall. Either way, it's better

>>150638845
Who cares about this faggot midge

>>150639307
>Redskins
based

I'm happy that NFL teams have finally started embracing decisions that are geared towards winning the game such as going for 2 after scoring a TD when you were down 14, going for 2 instead of kicking the extra point to tie after scoring a TD late in the game. Herm Edwards has always been right, "YOU PLAY TO WIN THE GAME!"

Sure this country is in rapid decline but at least we can say Redskins now!

>stoolers/jest and bungles/turds in the morning while I get high and rub my dick
>afternoon nap during the mid day garbage can games
>bobs/gayvens for primetime while I eat my tendies and fries
I'm so excited I can't wait man oh man

settle down bitchknees

>>150639367
Everyone who has ever played Madden has known these things for 20 years. Its a shame that the schemelords like McVay and Shanahan are sitll late on the bandwagon and coach like pussies.

>>150638742
No....maybe

>>150639367
It pisses me off football tried to do some sabermetrics shit

>>150639442
damn..

travis kelshit lol

>>150639307
>I didn't hear about him through the draft process
Because he missed a year. Thing is, it was purely for administrative reasons (something about being unable to use his number when he went to another school, it's on his wikipedia) and nothing to do with his performance on or off the field. When he did play, he looked amazing

how long until he gets injured because he's taking 70+ snaps a game?

>>150639522
wtf does "situational corner" mean?

>>150639507
Yea I know I read up about it and also heard someone mention it on a podcast can't remember who might've been Dane Brugler but yea I bought a lot of stock in Croskey-Merritt, Bhayshul Tuten and Ollie Gordon in fantasy I think all 3 guys are gonna ball out as rookies

Travis Kincel

>>150639522
coaches are going to be cognizant of that, they aren't going to make him play more snaps overall than a typical starter does. It's interesting how his 2nd contract is going to be negotiated playing two positions though.

>>150639522
>jags gave up a haul to move up to #2 overall to draft a WR

how are they so constantly stupid?

>>150639541
3rd down, 4th down, maybe redzone stuff, special packages etc.

>>150639546
Based. I also picked him for my fantasy. Though I'm not starting him yet since idk if he'll actually get carries

>>150639522
A younger healthy buck like that will last for a good 3 seasons at that rate. Then they can draft another one when this one is broken.

>>150639522
wasn't he a better corner than receiver in college?

how do you think my brownies will do this season?

Trading Tyreek was dumb. You would have won those rings with him, except your offense wouldn't have looked like crap.

>>150639597
Depends who you ask. I thought he was such a natural WR that he had to be primarily offence but I heard some people like Mike Mayock say he should be corner first. His run after catch is elite it's gonna be fun to see what he can do with Coen and the screens he dials up

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>>150639701
This. I still think he should move to just playing receiver, he's dynamic and could be a game changing guy playing opposite of Brian Thomas Jr.

>>150639703
Unironically would rock

>spitting in the Florida cfb game
jalen carter paved the way

>>150638742
jesus man how new are you

>>150639703
looks like it was designed by retarded children

>>150639765
well you can't because they only make one for josh allen that gets auctioned off after the game for charity

Alright Ninerbros...how we feeling about tomorrow?

>>150639782
i hope you feel ashamed at yourself

>>150639771
he's so influential
>>150639822
>posing in front of a 91 point James Suckling bottle

>>150635796
>Did Spags sellout to stop the run and dare Justin Herbert to beat them with his arm?
>Herbert is not a fraud like Jalen
Pretty sure Jalen dabbed on 'em when they did that.

>>150639541
Certain sub-packages like nickel, dime or other secondary looks with additional dbs on the field. Probably not nickel and more niche.

>>150639813
:(

>>150639771
college football sucks but their rivalries and fan antics are far superior to the NFL's

>>150639912
Kek fucking based

>>150639872
Awww damn :(

I'm completely out on Arch

I'm all in on Arch

I am Arch

>>150639912
>there will only be four (4) commercials totaling sixty (60) seconds during the whole seven (7) hours of RedZone

why the FUCK were you people spazzing out so much?

Arch this bussy

>>150639822
Meh idk. Seattle has a good defense and their run game looks improved.

>>150639978
>>150640013
>>150640031
what type of name is arch anyways? are there mannings named rectangle, sphere, or polyhedron?

>>150640035
>you people
mods, ban this faggot

I'm completely in Arch

2026 NFL Draft:

QB1: Drew Allar

QB2: John Mateer

QB3: No fucking idea, maybe Nussmeier or something.

>>150640094
Based Chiefs fan

>>150640035
Whose decision was it if not for the parent company?

>>150640090
It's short for Archibald
The REAL stupid name is Bo. Who the fuck names a kid Bo?

>>150639912
That would be much more based if it was a rival fan who snuck in and did it. That just sounds like the team orchestrated it which seems a bit much effort wise just to kick a ball into the stands at them.

>>150640035

>it's just 60 seconds bro
>it's just 60 seconds per hour dawg
>it's just 60 seconds every 30 minutes homie
>fuck you enjoy the 60 seconds of football that interrupts apple's 59 minutes of recycled phone tech astroturfing, chud

>>150640035
Whos decision was it then?
Scott I love ya man, but that just sounds like damage control.

>>150640124
>Who the fuck names a kid Bo?
Bo knows.

>>150640035
>ONLY 4 commercials "tomorrow"
Get ready for that number to get continuously bumped up throughout the year.
>Hey guys, sorry about raping you, but its going to happen regardless so you got to get used to it. Look we will only rape you a little at first so you have time to adjust alright?

>>150640107
>still sleeping on Altmyer

>>150640107
>Drew Allar
>John Mateer

these aren't NFL QB names. the name is a big tell if a QB will pan out in the league. you could tell Jimmy Clausen, Mitch Trubisky, Josh Rosen, etc would bust because they didn't have QB names

arch manning is a QB name

>>150640139
>>150640117
has to be Goodell/the NFL then, no?

>>150640107
wheres Al Monds?

>>150640035
>opening catch phrase will change
This is a tragedy.

>>150640181
mashallah

Roger, the poors are seething again

>>150640139
probably directly from the NFL since they're "gifted" access to their cameras and don't need to pay broadcasting fees

>>150640138
>>150640169
you're making up hypothetical situations to get angry at. stop it.

>>150640182
The reason you think that current group of elite QBs have great sounding names is because them being elite causes you to have that association.

>>150640124
>he doesn't BOLIEVE

>>150639442
the 'rena

>>150640184
>>150640139
>>150640117
Obviously the decision was made by the fans. This was done due to overwhelming demand by the paying audience

Bros is NFL+ worth it just to watch redzone?

>>150640236
>Josh Allen
>Joe Burrow
>Justin Herbet
>Jalen Hurts
>Matthew Stafford

all elite QB names. the only outlier is mahomes

>>150640225
>Stop fighting This! You need to trust us and watch the ad slop, Goy!
No.

>>150640278
is CJ Stroud an elite QB name

>>150640035
We know this won't last

>>150640278
>Just because Jalen went to the superbowl once and won a superbowl he's "elite"

RIP

>>150640292
he should go by his first name, Coleridge.
definitely elite

Reminder that Redzone is for ADHD zoomers and sport betting chuds

>>150640324
yeah im thinking my bungles are winning the north

>>150640311
>Anonymous
Not an elite reader name

>>150640324
age is finally catching up to him. shame.

>>150640324
Get Jamar Laxative more help already

>>150640324
Welp, Ravens season is done.

Can Mahomes surpass brady?

>>150640324
Mitchel bros we fucking eatin

>>150640324
>Billsissies already making up fake cope tweets
Breath it in, that’s fear

>>150640340
Don't call me out like that bro

>>150640375
something something muh pace

>>150640324
What the fuck man. Guess I'll just skip watching the game tomorrow, I shoulda known that he was an old broken buck.

>>150640324
FUCK i literally bet $500 on the ravens like an hour ago

can i get a refund?

>>150640340
something tells me you've been raped by an adult male family member recently

>>150640409
I hope not

>>150640340
or people who want majority of their viewing experience to actually be football

It’s fake you retarded dumbfucks

>falling for fake screenshots

Nothing ever happens

>>150640409
yeah just chargeback

>>150640440
>chargeback on betting site
Oy vey it's annudah shoah

>the queens have 8 (right captains)

weird

>>150640324
Thanks. Keep us posted

is he right?

>>150640529
maybe

>>150640340
The purpose of redzone is not watching commercials and halftimes and instead seeing other games. Its like flipping the channel when your main game is on commercial except it does it automatically and switches back automatically without you having to deal with it.

>>150640259
I googled it and apparently you need a "premium" subscription. I always stream RedZone but I've thought about paying for it just because it's a bit delayed and it's not as fun when you're in the game thread with the boys

>>150640607
yeah it's like $15 a month and same that was my reason why

>>150640485
Looks more like 7 captains and a surgeon

is he right?

>>150638845
so this jew is an iowa state fan now?
thought he was a michigan fag

>>150640721
idk but hes the backbone of my defense in my madden 25 franchise =)

>>150640721
I mean it's his first NFL start so chances are high but the Bears have Caleb so they aren't winning kek

>>150640744

probably rams calebs backbone regularly

>>150640721
literally whomst?

>>150640766
no >we dont play the bears very often so he doesnt get a chance to

im so ready for jayden daniels' knees to invert bros

>half the general falls for obvious fake news
why are you all so retarded

>>150640876
its not that deep bro

>>150640755
based ben will unlock caleb

>>150640876
>points out fake news
why are you so retarded

>>150640892
>one of the retarded ones responds

>>150640914
i bet you're the type of guy that tells kids santa isn't real

>>150640035
the ride down the slippery slope begins...

I lost a lot of respect for Chris Jones on this play. Too focused on padding his sack numbers to do his job. Good on Tranquil for saying something to him. I'm sure as the biggest star player on the defense he's not used to getting confronted like that.

>>150640940
i bet you do what those arrow-pointing-down meme posts tell you to do

>>150640958
I do but I do it knowing I'm pissing off others. You do it because you think it's real :-)

>playoff wins
...did anyone tell him?

>>150640987
>you do it because you think it's real
what are you even talking about

>>150640324
F

>>150638659
Why are the pickem leaders the ones who picked LAC then?

>>150640876
You're so smart dude wow

>Eagles waive Kenyon Green, opening a roster spot
Who are they signing now?

>>150641006
I'm talking about your entire life revolves around responding to retards like me you stupid motherfucker :-)

>>150641036
They signed za'darius smith yesterday iirc

>>150641037
you seem upset at being called out. unfortunate

>>150641036
Denzel Ward mayhaps?

>>150641058
nah not really I don't sweat the small details, unlike you

>>150641080
>i'm not mad. i'm actually laughing.

>>150641053
Right but they just opened up another spot a few hours ago, so it would seem they have another guy they're going to sign as well.
Then again, it might just be to add Covey to the roster to return punts. They can only elevate him from the practice squad a few times.

>>150641036
probably a purple pass rusher

>>150641105
>purple
What do you mean?

Penis Jr.

tomorrow is the day

what the fuck does buffalo put in their hot dogs?

>>150640997
NOT likely to be earned incentives

>>150641161
razor blades

>>150641161
Anything more than like 3 buck is criminal

>>150641161
wagyu and kobe beef

is there a more overrated defense than the stoolers?

>>150641123
Purple people eaters

>>150641203
iggles

>>150641245
everyone knows their CB2 stinks

I believe my fins will win!

>>150641254
i thought mitchell and dejean were elite?

Maybe it gets banned after this year....finally

>>150641294
Doesn't matter when a team can just throw to [whoever is covered by Adoree Jackson] all game

>>150641300
>Packfags STILL crying about the tushpush

>>150639822
Pretty good Seahawks are layers and haven't been good since the Legion of Boom. As long as Russell Wilson isn't their QB I feel good playing them as a 9er fan

>>150641278
Cute doggo

You cazzies need to understand that Travis Hunter is a bust

>>150641378
>>150639822
Meant to say Lamers

>>150640970
"You suck at contain"

"I'm trying to win bro"

"You suck at contain"

>>150639522
should be the other way around

is the jets culture really that bad?

>>150641501
culture starts from the top and apparently their owner is a dumbass

>>150641501
The franchise is literally cursed. It would take an act of god to unfuck the jets.

>have aaron rodgers
>want to focus on running instead of passing

are they retarded?

>>150641036
Nobody, they're just trying to build cap space

>>150641501
Woody Johnson is a bottom 3 owner

>>150641548
retard their qb is Justin Fields, they obviously don't trust him enough to be a competent passer.

>>150641548
Anon...

>>150641548
that have bustin now xixster

>>150641548
>I JUS CAINT AIGHT?!

>>150641548
>the nfl when they experience the nu-triple option

>>150641601
the run run... run option

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK2IxGO3ZR4

it's up

>>150641557
>>150641579
>>150641582
>>150641588
>>150641590
oh right, i forgot

it's surprising how the jets find ways to get worse and worse

>>150641639
>greatest game
all I saw was 2 bum ass defenses

>>150641501
Aaron Glenn was drafted by the Jets

>>150641639
>vid immediately starts with a draft kings commercial

what a fucking sell out

>>150639294
Watch the last detroit dallas game Parsons owned Sewell

>>150641548
More like a keep-away from the endzone style

>>150641548
why does /sp/ struggle to grasp the importance of the run game?

>>150641691
Nta but Parsons didn't play the last lions-ciwboys game

>>150641720
Because most of /sp/ doesn't know ball. They're zoomers who want ADHD appeasing pass spamming.
Reminder run the ball chads WON.

why is this dude always injured?

>>150641734
The last one he played fucktard

the white team won and the hispanic team lost :D

>>150641720
It's just that it helps to have a good o line, a qb that can take advantage of the defense anticipating the run and good runningbacks. You know, things that the Jets don't have.

>>150641775
HEISMAN

>>150641777
Then say that. It's not my fault you don't understand how words work.

>>150641720
>>150641773
it's a passing league and has been for the last 20 years

>>150641797
Umm the chiefs lost yesterday

>>150635472
But can kermit do this?

>>150641859
based ESPN watcher

>>150641859
y r u gae?

>>150641859
you sure bout that?

There's always at least one week one lolcow, who's it gonna be?
my money is on the broncos or bengals

>>150641973
commies

>>150641775
One of the reasons why teams don't like paying RBs anymore

>>150635760
this

>>150641973
stoolers when rodgers throws 3 picks

So thankful Heyward’s deal is done, now that 3 million in incentives can feed his family. My Steelers are SAVED!!!

>>150635760
There's no need to go on the internet and tell lies. We all know ut was Lavon Mahomes

>>150641876
Sheeeeeeeiiitttt

Will you watch it?

>>150641973
Bears gonna beat the vikings

Chiefs kings are neighbors, lovers, and friends to men and animals alike :3

>>150641501
Look what it did to him

>>150641300
…I’m not seeing what he’s describing?

>>150642015
I would pay Jahmyr Gibbs 1000 million dollars

>>150641868
*

>>150641501
Lol love the onion

My broncies are playing tomorrow :)

>>150642266
My Raidies own your shit Donkey franchise

>>150642318
Coward

>>150642212
most slave owners would

The Giants will beat the Chiefs.

>>150642300
Not true.

>>150642318
>minnesomalia above chicongo
holy shit lmao

Ready to watch my Steelers trounce the Jets in Week 1. Also Henry Ruggs gets out of prison next year so we already found our WR2

Who you got?

>>150642379
Would be kino

>>150642318
based bucs

>>150642406
We don’t post about arena football here

>>150642406
Do you not remember the Cat Bowl?

Yags are going 7-10 this year im afraid

>>150642318
Nyc one of the safest cities? Not sure i believe that

Would you?

>>150642528
sure

>>150642528
who?

>>150642565
Herbert’s mid obligatory celebrity gf Madison Beer

>>150641775
Bad genetics. He has tendonitis in both of his Achilles like a 75 year old man. Should just retire ASAP but he wants one last trip to snap city.

Can’t wait to see Orcocksy cry about Allen not having any help tomorrow

>>150642528
What make fun of for being ugly? Absolutely

>>150637494
0-17 incoming

this Oklahoma QB looks like a young Jalen Hurts, with the right coach he could be decent.

How is Illinois? Might be moving there from Texas

Where did it all go wrong?

>>150642528
>BPDemon
it's over for Bustin Sherbert

>>150642757
Only Chicago matters, the rest of the state is just corn.

>>150642528
Ugly whore needs to stay away from Mina's man.

>>150642528
Absolutely

>>150642406
Faguars

>>150642812
i thought she's dating daniel jones

>>150642747
You don’t know ball

>>150642853
I could heem you sleepy

>>150642894
I would dodge idiot

>>150642907
*teleports behind you*
*heems you*

>>150642318
>incomplete data

remember when we used to say shit teams

>>150642921
>H-he’s fast!

>>150641876
kek

>>150642853
everyone who knows ball knows my tigers are winning it all this year

i wish there was a london game. i can't wait until 1pm tomorrow for footy

>>150642956
>we

>>150642318
How did KC get so damn ghetto?

>>150642966
stay up late then sleep in

>>150642964
>amateur football

ew

>>150642982
literally nothing to do there but eat, do drugs, and commit crimes

>>150642757
it's pretty fucking miserable here
both football-wise and in general

>>150642483
There's no crime if there's no law.

>>150641775
>this dude is held together with glue and a prayer
>Frank Gore played RB for like 16 seasons

>>150642956
It was settled. All teams are shit and frauds.
We moved onto to better thing. Like coach primate.

New

>>150643053

>>150643053

>>150643053

>>150642982
That’s why all the civilized fans live on the Kansas side

>>150643055
>we
don't include me into your gayness faggot

>>150641161
Holy Based Falcons

>>150643382
EBT-friendly

>>150641986
Please God let this be it. Giants can lose the next 16 like I know they will anyway.

>>150642757
This
>>150643037
But welcome anyway!

>>150642483
They just don't report the crime

14 hours until gameday bros

>>150641300
Centers always have their head over the ball and the guards are a yard back. If anything the Cowboys are the ones in the neutral zone.