Somebody a few threads ago kind of joked that Burrow would eventually get traded to the Bears, but the more I think about it the less of a crazy idea that sounds.

Let's say Caleb busts, like it sure looks like he's going to. What the fuck do you do at that point if you're the Bears? You will have tried multiple attempts to draft a starting quarterback only to fuck it up every single time. In terms of USING them to find a quarterback in the draft, your first round picks have proven to be useless. So in light of that, why not package 3, 4, 5 of them together in a trade for a proven elite guy like Burrow? It's more use than you'll get out of them by actually picking a quarterback with them, that's blatantly clear.