Jack the Ripper edition

shagging eva6

hes always first in the thread the nasty bastard

I go4 a nap.i still sleepy

most experienced manager at work left recently, had been there 9 years. The manager who came in to replace her has done nothing of note except gather the department to give us all loud bollocking for not hitting targets and now she's been signed off for "stress".

The only remaining manager is also new, and is an FtM troon. I don't have anything against her as such, just seems like a normal lesbian. But she doesn't do much, mainly fucks around on the computer.

Anyway like 4 or 5 very experienced staff members have left in the wake of this, moral is very low and there is a strange heavy atmosphere about the place. Makes me wonder if I need to be thinking about leaving too but at the same time I feel like it's not my problem if the department is run poorly, I just do my work and leave.

I really need to "lock in" as the zooms say

>>81754796
Have you tried installing Linux?

Corrrr. More Hirokazu Koreeda films arrived. Easily one of my favourite directors. A few more to come then I've got 14/16 of his films in my collection and it LUSH. His show on Netflix is really good too (Asura).

every neighborhood needs a friendly shop cat

>>81754845
Have you got PGA Tour?

>>81754796
I'd just become a NEET instead of being a slave in such a miserable job.

>>81754914
Nope, I don't buy physical games anymore, just digitally. I don't really see a benefit to physical games when they all need downloaded nowadays and are identical to the digital version anyway.
I know this is a SSM joke yes indeed. He road to the m-ma-masters and it lush.

Noncing bastard got caught
>>81754538

call me HOME ALONE because i am eating CULKINO

Basshunter corrrr
Yep garnnnn put my notice in by September I reckon. Might do an intensive driving course when I'm NEET and just speedrun getting driving license. Then maybe HGV. corrrr. Must surely surely be less pointless interaction with idiots in a job like that. Idk.

>>81754935
Reminder that women have no problem ruining a man's life on a whim.

>>81754961
Thought you had WFH job

>>81754961
Seems like a very lonely and boring job being a truck driver but you're right, miles better than dealing with office normies. Plus loads of time to listen to podcasts and audiobooks and shit. Me? Too autistic to drive I'm a danger on the road.

my friend overdosed or died or suicide i dontknow

>>81754935
Don't sully our thread with outer r9k drama

>>81754980
All right jammers? Too bad you got a driving conviction.

>>81754982
Very sorry to hear that. Had a mate kill himself a few years ago myself. Was this the one you were calling creepy or someone else?

Chika you ever sucked off a tranny?

>>81754965
Yes. I don't need to bother with people too much. But it's the whole sissified, domesticated, cattlefeed psychic environment I cannot stand anymore. "The Workplace" is just sissy hypno for deanos and Brendas it really is.
>>81754980
I have listened to tons but eventually it gets tiring. It helps though.

>>81754796
*morale
*sips

>>81754998
no it was someone i was very close to spiritually we both described eachother as the most similar people we had ever met

>>81754998
>aww sorry to hear that honey
>you ok babes
also you >>81754712

>mid 30s
>never had sex and girlfriend
>never going to work again
>never really been anywhere
>everyday is the same sad routine
>feels too late to try now
>don't want to work a shit job

>team player
>initiative
>positive attitude
>flexible
Fucking hate job adverts.

>>81755008
>"The Workplace" is just sissy hypno for deanos and Brendas it really is.
Pretty much kek. Crazy how little of the economy is actually productive and how much is objectively makework to keep the proliferating biomass of useless flesh from tearing their own eyes out.

i dont know what i will do now

>>81755012
If an anon or male poster I would reply with the same sympathy you cunt.

>>81755017
just wait till you hit 50

>>81755028
Alri' Arbroathy/Crossy?

>>81755032
It felt like it was over truly the day I turned 30. I'll be driven to suicide by then.

>>81755028
Best thing to do now would be to distance yourself from /britfeel/ and never come back. It will help you heal.

Why are there no WFH jobs on Indeed?

the loneliness will kill me off before 50
it reduces life expectancy by 20 years x

>>81755002
Not strictly speaking no.

>>81755021
It is pathetic. If I must wage, I need to find something which can justify actually existing. The psychic damage this is doing to me is becoming impossible to tolerate anymore desu. It is soviet digging of ditches and then filling them in again and then digging them again tier.

>>81755017
ktim but I'm only early 30s, but I don't think its too late, early 30s is still young mum!

N E T T O
NETTO IS THE PLACE TO GO!
SHOP ALL DAY
SHOP ALL NIGHT
COME ON HOME WITH A BACK OF SHITE!

>>81755045
There's barely any remote jobs in general if you don't have relevant skills

>>81755017
Genuinely, GENUINELY just get an escort, lad. I know, I know it's an economic transaction and it's not 'real' or whatever, it doesn't matter. The psychic damage being a virgin in your mid 30s is doing to you is WAY worse than any negative experience you might get from a potential escort interaction.

Don't skimp out, make it a good escort, one who can convince you, if even for an hour, that you're a loved and desired man, or who at least won't insult you by doing the generic obviously fake pornstar-tier HHHYYYYYEAAAHHH!!!!!!! FUCK ME FUCK ME OOOOOOH YEAH JUST LIKE THAT BABY UUUUUUHHHNNNNNN MY PUSSY YYYYAAAAASSSS!!! But yeah, just get one, get laid then see how you feel.

>>81755069
Don't listen to this fucker

>>81755045
WFH is usually a perk within regular office based jobs

>>81755048
Physical labor is where it's at laddie, you may run your body but not your mind

>>81755042
>I'll be driven to suicide by then.
nah your emotions start to numb in your 30s so you wont have the motivation

Left school on the Friday started job on Monday. Started paying 'board' on my first payday! First pay packet 3 pounds seven shillings and sixpence as an apprentice. You're just workshy dossers.

Me? Don't like WFH, bad for the mental elf innit

>>81754982
>>81755011
>>81755028
you've just gotten this news? sorry eva lass.

>>81755069
I want sex with someone I love, though. I can't see it happening.

>>81755099
I'd rather die a virgin than have loveless sex, just buy a fleshlight mate it will keep you satisfied in life

Why do a lot of you cunts base your happiness on sex? Don't listen to that other anon about hiring a prostitute. It is not going to make you happy at all. What you want is an actual relationship with intimacy and love, not fucking some coked up STD ridden whore.

>>81754982
im so sorry to hear that, do you have friends or family near?

>>81755078
Yeah within reason. When it is too much, pretty miserable. Need a balance like them Goldilocks bears.

Just wanted a remote coding job in life earning enough to travel and be a digital nomad
Sadly I wipe my arse with my computer science degree now

For me it's taking out payday loans and never paying them back. Gotta make an honest living somehow.

Literally the entire problem of 'public finances' is from the following:
>Hey look, we're flush with money due to borrowing a shit load at low interest rates! Let's give people a bunch of free shit to buy votes!
>Oh no, the good times are over but we still have all these statutory vote buying schemes that we made ourselves agree to pay for. Hmmmmm, should we dissolve some of them to save money?
>Naaaaahhhhh, lets just raise taxes on everyone again haha!
>Oh shit, no the good times really are over now we actually can't pay for all the vote buying schemes we wrote into law, should we really consider getting rid of them now?
>...Naaaaahhhhhhh, lets just try and raise taxes again and plug the gap with mass immigration to fudge the GDP numbers, surely that'll bring GILTs and borrowing costs down.
>OH SHIT, NO THE GOOD TIMES REALLY ARE OVER NOW FOR REAL FOR REAL WE MEAN IT OH SHIT THIS IS BAD, shoudl we maybe consider ending some of the vote buying schemes we wrote into law?
>...NNNNAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, just fucking keep going with it mate, something'll work out in the end, just keep raising taxes despite the Laffer curve, just keep doing the same shit despite the Chancellor crying during PMQs, just keep doing the same old shit until the holes in the boat can't be plugged any more and we finally, almost peacefully, touch the hull to the bottom of the ocean floor... Britannia Fin...

Just roll back the statutory spending bollocks. That's it.

>>81755107
im not going to seek refuge in anyone or tell anyone i know

sorry to ask again i might try /fit/ or /ck/ or do my own homework, but
i have all these protein bars, they are dense as hell

what is stopping me from just eating these + multivitamins?

>>81755113
You wanted to fix TV remotes?

For me it's shagging prozzies and not paying them afterwards. Gotta have sex somehow.

>>81755124
Not right what happened to her

Diatribemong is awake

>>81755134
maybe you should actually do this, the thing you're being awkward about.

like come on lass your friend has died you are sad, those people are your 'support network' it's like computers

>>81755149
Glad you recognise me mate. I have finally arrived in the britfeel lore.

eva eva eva eva!
do ya do ya do ya do ya!

>>81755099
>I want sex with someone I love, though.
Most relationships are transactional desu. Especially if you aren't really handsome. I don't think real 'love' exists. There's always an ulterior motive. Unconditional love only exists for a child and the parents.

me? i do their accounts. not into all this 'sex work' malarkey myself, but they do need their accounts doing.

>>81755136
Fucking kek.
>Should my diet consist of grains, sunflower oil, soya lecithins, and multivitamins.
Hmmmm. I wonder. Ditch the slop and eat something real.

>>81755173
What about a nice diet of beans and legumes Chikalad? *winkwink*

>>81755142
All the celebs that take some kind of drug to lose weight, all have a weird look to them afterwards. Not sure if I heard that if somebody stops taking the pills, the weight comes back?

>>81755134
please tell someone its what friends are for

Can't even go round writing number plates down without some angry mongs disrupting you. State of that cunt with the tattoos. Never been told 'no' in her life until now.

https://youtu.be/MpqPotVNSsA

>>81755181
Even worse. It so sad what mass and scale have done to the human experience. So so sad.

>>81755173
hi, what's your issue, here?
i meant if i ate these, as meal replacements.

>>81755136
In theory nothing. If you get sufficient calories and the correct assortment of micro/macronutrients then that's all your body needs. But just eat a high quality normal diet, lad.

>>81755194
>Replacing Good Food with Bad Food what could go wrong
Oh do whatever you want. I don't care.

Retardedquestionsmong is awake

>Never been told 'no' in her life

anyone had the opposite of this, growing up you DID always get your way?

Chika is always angry and raging, not a good advert for his diet

Prime Day deals are particularly shit this year in the DVD and Blu-ray department.

Nearly fugged up today's luncheon meal, ffs.

I think Chika's primary concern with his diet is how quickly and effectively it lets him enema in preparation for receiving anal sex. If it keeps him mostly clean and his faeces mostly fibrous and dense, then it's a good diet. If he has generally loose stools and needs to spend ages with multiple 'waves' of evacuated faeces then it's a bad diet.

>>81755069
I think the psychic damage of knowing I had to pay for sex would be as bad or worse.

>>81755213
You keep saying/implying this. Just because I push back against dumb posts doesn't mean I'm angry. It's no consequence to me if someone decides to replace actual nutrition with... Cereal bars. But I'm going to make fun of it because it's stupid. Why can't people just use some basic intuition now and then.

>>81755223
Oh look...

...slop...

>>81755200
cheers. hate all the app stuff because i become obsessed.
>>81755205
show your working.

For my lunch/breakfast I had a woffee and a Bounty chocolate bar.

>>81755136
eat some additional fibre or you will regret it

>>81755224
Get a life bruv, please, for your own good.

>>81755235
Yep, 1 hundred percent. Proper nice, but you're right.

>>81755223
we had that lad with the cheese toasties yestrday
now this
it is a crime, what yous are doing

>>81755232
Lad you are constantly pissed off and seething about something, whether it's from here or IRL

>>81755243
Weird af innit. People on here constantly out themselves as complete freaks, far worse than the people they try to mock.

>>81755232
No offence Chika but you don't really think you're intelligent, do you? I mean where's the evidence?

>tfw no basic intuition gf

>>81755208
I'm basically the king of the household now. Mum doesn't like me getting upset. She will say yes to my requests.

>>81755248
Kek it IS you from the other day. Don't get you, you must just read words completely incorrectly. Not my problem you get vibes that aren't there.

>>81755236
Lad, I said in theory you could survive on it, not that it's a good diet. In theory people can and do live on 4000 calories of fried chicken a day, but they're not in good shape.

Power bars are designed to give you a huge spike of blood glucose very quickly, nothing more nothing less. They're made from cheap, poor quality ingredients to sell at a steep markup and rely on there being a general misunderstanding amongst the public that they're somehow a 'healthy alternative' to traditional snacking.

They contain tons of xenoestrogens and inflammation causing seed oils. Don't make them the main constituent of your diet. Please just eat normal food.

>>81755237
>Bounty chocolate bar.
disgusting

>>81755188
One of my Indian co-workers lives in that area.

>>81755245
That was me, I keep forgetting what time I put food in the oven. Need to go back to setting an alarm.

>>81755265
He'd be better off living on baked potatoes

>>81755237
>Bounty chocolate bar.
delicious

>>81755269
Fucking love Indians they're dead brilliant

>>81755264
What? I haven't said anything like this to you before. Are you genuinely shocked that your vibe is angry and permanently annoyed at something? But you constantly post about being angry and pissed off? So how does that work? Obviously it's not just me seeing that.

>>81755284
alri gupta la

Chika needs anger management classes

>>81755288
Whatever CBA with you. Believe what you want.

>>81755224
I thought Chika had been celibate for a long while now.

>>81755232
>dumb posts
;_; chika lad i just have a box of these things.

coming here is my basic intuition. i'm asking FOR someone who has a systemising brain. i can cook healthy and nutritious meals. putting that aside, the protein flapjack thing. eat that, take multivitamins, am i set?

Doing my daily jobsearch and there really isn't much to be had. On one hand there is lots of stuff I'm just not qualified for like engineering or some kind of sales manager. Then there's basic stuff like shelf stacking which I'd rather not do for a pittance wage. Basically, there's nothing

>>81755313
Chika is correct that this is a very stupid question

a pound eighty for a coke, fugin criminal

Just had a marmite and cheese sandwich it lush.

Guys can I eat cereal bars for my diet for the next 50 years is that a good idea? It seems like it must be a good idea why wouldn't it be??

>>81755265
>>81755313
I agree with what the first guy said regarding sneedage and additives. So you are better off getting protein elsewhere. Drink milk.

>>81755300
Not really. Thing is I dont fly off the handle irl. I just quietly seethe and sometimes bite myself.

>>81755245
I should have clarified, I posted the toastie and the lasagne slop.

>>81755315
>Then there's basic stuff like shelf stacking which I'd rather not do for a pittance wage
well laa dee dah mr high class

>>81755329
Bloody rank, lad. Can't stand Marmite. Different strokes and all that. For me it's a cheese toastie with HP sauce.

Why can't I just eat cereal bars for my dinner every day if there's vitamins in it?

>>81755315
Can't find a job me with a Computer Science degree, wipe my arse with it

>>81755341
I'd rather stay on bennies than stack shelves mate, sorry. When I go to Tesco it's mostly old people working. I'm in my 30s with an analytical mind and have been working with technology since I was a kid. I do my own car maintenance. I build my own PCs. I can code a decent bit using Python. Why would I waste my brain stacking shelves?

>>81755315
Yep, this is the trap of the job market and how it interacts with things like education choices very early on. There's zero dynamism - you go into one path and unless you're willing to take enormous pay cuts or literally start over again in terms of degree/experience/education then you can't change ever, regardless of how obviously easy it would be to actually change jobs. There's just too much demand (labour) and not enough supply (jobs) so employers can make essentially arbitrary requirements for even the most entry-level position and still have endless choices.

If you want an ultra-redpill though, get this: there really don't exist 'low wage' jobs in the UK. Not *really* really. The minimum wage has increased far above inflation over the years and on top of that you're guaranteed some level of taxpayer subsidised government support. There aren't 'poor people' in the UK unless they choose to have like six kids (government still helps them out) or they're an illegal immigrant working illegally for actual slave wages... but the fact there is no low wage is a very very bad thing economically speaking.

Virtually every single person in the country has been squeezed into this traditionally lower-middle-class income bracket of about 28-50k. There are not very poor or very rich people except on the very tip tail ends of the bell curve. We truly have become the equal socialist society that marxists dreamed of and it's dog fucking awful.

>>81755265
>>81755278
thanks lads. sorry i got hung up on the Chika shite.

just after randomly ordering these, eating them, realising how heavy they are...what if they WERE my meals? might even work out cheaper, but i'm concerned about the macros (and then on to vitamins and the like).

going to go off and run some numbers.

>>81755315
Management jobs seem to be something you have to just lie about if you want to make the jump.
It's pretty rare to get the chance to manage anyone unless you're already a manager, so if they want experience you have to lie about it.
That's what I did ;^)

You hear about that new Apustaja Alcatraz built by SPACCA to house the worst Helper abusers in Feelshire? They built it in a marsh entirely surrounded by some of the meanest and puerile Seethie Weethers known to Britain. I hear if those lids catch you there they'll continually accuse you of being a little lid or a spastic and when you claim otherwise they'll demand photographic proof. They rapidly turn violent when you can't provide any. Not even snacks will placate them as they'll call it slop and demand you give them better stuff. Really isn't worth QMEE farming if you're gonna get sent there.

Thought it was still the weekend. The joy of being a neet and sleeping a lot I guess.

30k a year is poverty

SeasideMARK ordering his chicken burger thats what he was supposed to order on a S S Sundee
https://youtu.be/5caYylioGf8?si=f0dQuy8Uoq3awH2k

>>81755385
You are better off on disability to be honest unless you're on 40k.

>>81755356
Surely you should be able to get a job with a CS degree. How many jobs have you applied for?

>>81754982
why do you think this? did they bait you with vague messages then go offline?

>>81755363
>i dont want to waste myself on menial work so i'll claim benefit instead

Chika is a big fan of Huel.

>>81755353
this is basically what i'm asking, or something along the lines of
>what if i just had multivitamins and minerals
then you got your calories, elsewhere?

>>81755397
Not counting anymore mate, applying for a job is like entering the lottery

>>81755348
Cheese on toast with Worcestershire sauce all the way.

>>81755385
That's why we provide "asylum seekers" with the equivalent of a 50k a year income. How else are we going to raise them out of poverty, as is our moral duty?

>>81755370
Well my last job I worked 5 years in digital marketing and I was on 35k. Don't hear anything back at the moment. I have updated my CV the best I can and used ChatGPT to iron out errors. I think the main issue is my 6 month gap when I was travelling Japan. In any case, I repeat, I'd rather be on bennies than stack shelves.

It's funny cause my UC workcoach brought that up last time I saw her
>M-Maybe you should start applying for minimum wage jobs!
Haha yeah right. Jealous cunt because I was on more than you 6 months ago. Shove your minimum wage slavery jobs up your arse. I have savings so I can wait.

>>81754697 (OP)
Y'know, I think Lewis Carroll was Jack the Ripper...

Me? Welsh rarebit.

ABBA - Angel Eyes
Corrr tune as it were

>>81755402
>i dont want to waste myself on menial work so i'll claim benefit instead
Yes. That's right. Smart lad you for understand that mate.

I don't see the point in working for pennies when someone in America would be making 3x my wage doing the same job

Too proud to claim bennies me. Always a side hustle anyway.

I don't see the point working when normies with work ethic struggle with 300 applications and still can't find work. Got no chance as a neet for over a decade.

>>81755450
And if you did get a job with normies they'd be horrible to you. They'd constantly enquire about your life and what you do. They'd ask what you did on the weekend and if you have a girlfriend. They get all up in your business and then use it against you in the future. Most normies are nasty pieces of work and have a crab in a bucket attitude cause they hate their own lives.

>>81755422
you're wasting yourself more on benefits. if you're actually good at fixing things then do that self employed for money

Thanks for explaining in detail why I shouldn't do something. Now I will "crunch the numbers" for my continuation of doing this thing, it was worth your time imparting your wisdom to me that I never intended to follow

>>81755447
They should make it more difficult to get bennies, so people with genuine reasons for needing it, can get it. Less people just using it because it's there.

>>81755453
True but you can just be somewhat untalkative and keep your distance, then people don't pry. Nobody at my work knows a thing about me. As it should be. I'll always be an outsider to them but it's alright.

https://world.openfoodfacts.org/product/5060424707041/raw-protein-flap-jack-chocolate-brownie-warrior

a shame the open source/crowd sourcing guys never really sussed this one. BUT taking their numbers here and doing the maths myself, i still have no clue what i'd supplement the supplements with.

>>81755447
What is your side hustle?

>>81755458
Cant be arsed with that mate I am very lazy. I prefer just having the stability of a full time job, which is why I look daily.

>>81755453
This is gonna blow your mind, but most normies aren't like that at all and if they encounter someone like that they're genuinely disgusted by them just like you are. Most normies ask those sorts of questions and try to interact with you because they have empathy and that's how they would like to be treated themselves. They're trying to be nice.

You, as an autistic (or otherwise neurodivergent) person don't like interacting with people like this, so you either politely try and decline the offers and engagements or, more likely, sperg out a bit and just act rude and defensive to try and make them not like you so that they choose not to interact with you.

That's fine, you don't HAVE to socially interact with or make conversation with normies, but you have to realise and accept that you are objectively on the back foot here in terms of normal human interactions. Stop projecting your hatred of people onto normies. Most normal people love meeting new people and talking with them. It's a very pro-social baseline human activity that has existed since the dawn of time and has real world benefits.

You're the bad guy.

>>81755475
Door to door febreze salesman desu desu

not reading all that x

>>81755475
Lorry services lot lizad

>>81755475
Getting fucked up the arse I thought.

>>81755363
> I do my own car maintenance. I build my own PCs. I can code a decent bit using Python.
So you are the same as every slightly geeky guy who was a teenager in the 2000s. Therefore you deserve a top job? Why don't you already have one?

>>81755475
Currently I don't have one. But just saying, where there's a will there's a way. Don't need this job in the grand scheme of things.

>>81755482
>You're the bad guy.
I've worked in offices and there are a lot of horrible people. They straight up hate their own lives due to being stressed out because of debts, their wives, kids etc. And they bring it into the worldplace and annoy others. I've dealt with it in real time. They get especially pissy with you if you don't want to interact with them. Listen mate I'm here to work and make money. I don't give a shit if you want for a walk last night.

Keep coping mate.

>>81755482
trvth nvke rattling the noncenest as per usual x

>>81755499
Lad if "side hustle" was a viable alternative nobody would work

Anyone else pre-ordered the first volume of the new Britfeel light novel?

>>81755498
I did have one mate I was a marketing manager on 35k in the Northwest. But I left it to travel around Japan and enjoy life for a bit instead of dealing with the daily stress of SLA/KPI meetings every Monday and having to make a x3 ROI on 16k ad spends per month.

What do you do? Fuck off cunt

Me? Love normies, god bless 'em.

>>81755513
Just to pay for monthly basic sneeds. Until another job. Maybe.

onions is dead
DIY onions is dead
https://www.completefoods.co/
all out of date

i want to eat space food. if i'm eating calories, why would i not make it the best bang for my buck? i'm NOT overthinking about food, i'm overthinking about bangs and bucks, it's sexual, sex addiction.

Fucking hate looking for a job, fucking hate Linkedin, all bollocks

He's having fun playing with Chika dolly

It's sad how the crabs in a bucket mentality is in the UK, even here in a thread full of autistic retards (myself included).

>>81755533
The best bang for your buck is literally just good quality normal food ffs mate it's not difficult. Nobody with money is trying to eat onions astronaut space gloop blended up with multivitamins. They're paying private chefs to cook them giant American wagyu steaks with seared and seasoned vegetables, followed by regular trips to a gym with a personal trainer.

>>81755536
Truly is mad how degenerated the English stock has become in even just two generations. Everyone sees living in a third world shithole and being poor and having no freedoms as 'normal' now. Disgusting.

>>81755515
i feel bad that this doesn't feel good. that's a cool image. good lil cartoon book cover, thing. if you'd asked me whether i care who some drawfren is, not really, but look at their drawing, though, it's dead good.

this is a good image, it does not FEEL how it should. had you posted it 10 years ago, however you produced it, i would have felt differently.

>>81755517
Oh right lad you've had a generic office wagie role and you can write hello world in a PC you put together all by yourself I'm not sure why Microsoft isn't doing all they can to get you in the door

>>81755056
I'm still early 30s for 34 more hours

>>81755515
Which AI tool did you use to make this one lad? Just regular ChatGPT or another one?

>>81755069
This anon knows the score. The taboo against escorts is a roastie/merchant psyop

>>81755552
>generic office wagie role
Marketing manager is a bit different from a generic administrative job mate but go off. You never told me what you did. I reckon you stack shelves since you're so butthurt.

>>81755103
>I'd rather die a virgin than have loveless sex

>>81755536
this is true. the guys on the nightshift were pushing for a 15 pound an hour wage but instead of supporting them everyone just scoffed "those lazy basters arnt worth that i do a better job then them im worth it there're not" sad

>>81755453
Honestly at this point I'm just narcissistic and will be honest. If they were to say anything bad, I'd make sure to audio record them and go to HR or the police.

>>81755543
my goal is to eat as little (or as efficiently) as possible.
earlier i posted
>i can cook healthy and nutritious meals.
and yeah i've made some damn good meals, took hours, everything from scratch.

say i was just, alone in a room, somewhere. needed to survive, as a homo sapiens. i'd need to get nutrients in me, wouldn't i? well...
^ THIS is the starting point, lad.

>>81755575
You can buy 'nutritionally complete' IV solutions, lad. How do you think they keep people in comas alive for decades?

>>81755567
good afternoon ebin

>>81755556
ChatGPT me liddy.

Would you drink Khan's water? Can imagine lots of pooey hands have been around these things. Wouldn't drink it even if it were a heatwave with no other water nearby.

See I'm 36 and I know a bit of javascript and I made a runescape fansite when I was 14 so I'm too good to work in a shop

>>81755580
that'd be sound. i DID have some multivitamin injections during a detox because of depletion, however it all works.
point is that from 0 you might as well take the pill or get the injection, whatever it is. don't want to eat.

>>81755574
I remember back in 2021 around Covid outbreaks, they all kept pestering me about the vaccine and I straight up told them to piss off it's none of their business. Like they were going around each other in the office and asking if everyone had the vaccine + booster.

After that, they constantly made weird remarks like
>That anon won't tell us, I bet he hasn't got it. He's endangering the office by being unvaccinated. We should force him to get it
In front of me. Which honestly made me pretty angry and I straight up told this one nosey lady to fuck off.

Funny how that other anon is saying "normies are lovely people!"

I'm not too good to do a minimum wage job, I'm too much of a spacker and chronically unreliable. I'd be a hindrance and probably wouldn't be able to hold the job. At least I'm honest about it and not putting on airs like I'm some sort of high IQ genius.

>>81755517
So you ran halfway across the world because you couldn't be arsed with your old job and now you can't be arsed with any other job you deem below you. Yeah sound like a great hire.

>>81755589
>I'm too good to work in a shop
Yes. Back to stacking shelves you low IQ worm.

>>81755588
Things like this only work in a trust society. Britain is not a trust society. Half the country is almost illiterate, a fifth of the population are criminals and we have multiculturalism (that fuels hate between whites and darks). I would not take a drop.

>>81755600
>you couldn't be arsed with your old job
Actually, I worked there for 5 years and paid my dues, since I actively made the company more money and the sales team more commission. But keep going mate, I'm sure your coping is going to help you stack those shelves in ASDA.

it's honestly in society's best interests to keep me (and quite possibly you) away from people.
we're not rapists or arsonists or anything that dramatic. but tit IS actually a NET WIN for the world if we're kept separated (and comfy)

>>81755591
I'm a shut-in so I didn't get any of that. They still somehow managed to send me several blue letters and even attempted to call the landline. I didn't engage and just ignored everything. The clotshot was such an overreaction.

>>81755602
I don't stack shelves mate. I hire people and your post stood out because I wouldn't hire you, for anything. Your attitude and work ethic would bring down any team you're in. There's guys 10 years younger than you able to do 10 times the same work with a good attitude and they won't run away to Asia when they've had a bad day. think you should take what you can get because with your age and lack of real skills you're sort of past being fussy. Only my opinion, based on experience though.

>>81755611
Okay mate, you're the one that doesn't have a job here though not me. Good luck finding a new one, you'll need it.

I find it funny that the government thinks employers would hire me (a 30 year old autistic with no work history and severe mental health issues) for even a minimum wage job without incentives whenever there are plenty of normies going for the exact same job.

Why does me not taking the vaccine endanger you? Surely if you've taken the vaccine then you're immune and I'm not? Isn't that how it's supposed to work?

>>81755615
Agree. This talk or starving disability claimants is sickening. If they stopped bennies, females would be attacked, riots wouls happen and there would be a dramatic increase of lone wolf crazies. The bennies system is there to stop social unrest.

>>81755619
>I hire people and your post stood out because I wouldn't hire you, for anything.
Recruitment people are the worst. I don't give a shit if you wouldn't hire me mate. You don't know anything you're a tool since all recruitment people are basic bitch girls picked up off the street. It's like a basic 25k per year HR job. Bet you think you're the dogs bollocks cause you can use Excel too? Not reading the rest of your post because it's obvious you're a retard. You're posting on /britfeel/ and acting as if you're any authority.

Piss off wanker.

>>81755517
>>81755611
look you had a good life and probably some good experiences (any Japan stories, lad?)
but don't get beefy with that anon or with yourself, the obvious competition/argument here is
>i earn money
>i earn MORE money
and no good can come of it.

>>81755615
>but tit IS

Sorry lad I forgot you can do HTML, good luck with your future career as a rocket surgeon

>>81755627
I can imagine a male manager of a shop just picking cute young females anyway. You always see a higher percentage of female workers in more comfy shops. Men have no chance in many jobs unless it's something women will never do (warehouse, factory, contruction, plumbing etc).

>>81755637
see, this is what i was actively NOT trying to imply.
but also, there's a good chance you're right. not worth the risk in any case.

dominoes pizza or fish and chips?

>>81755624
>Good luck finding a new one, you'll need it.
Crabs in a bucket mate. I just came off the most amazing 6 months ever. I travelled around the whole of Japan. Met over a hundred people. Had sex with random girls I met in bars. Saw amazing places and spoke Japanese to people.

Meanwhile, you were probably sat in work or on this thread every night pretending to be cool with your recruitment job. I'd gladly quit my job and do it all over again if I could.

>>81755648
thanks mate. don't always catch these myself.

>>81755661
Dominoes thin crust. I know it's slop but I love it.

>>81755648
>but tit IS
>tit
come back titlod we miss you

>>81755667
2 for Tuesday as well

>>81755645
>(any Japan stories, lad?)
Got wissed daily. Met tonnes of travellers. Saw amazing places. It was amazing de lid. I'd do it again in a heartbeat desu. It felt like true freedom since I was beholden to no one. Yeah it's a bit shit I'm back here without a job now but I don't regret it even for one second. When I was back at my job I was always staring out the window wondering if this is all life is. Dealing with marketing meetings every Monday and making my boss (and coworkers) richer

Had another wank earlier to Allison Tyler. That bitch drives me nuts for some reason and I don't usually go for the MILF types.

Look you just work 8 hours a day and have your four weeks holidays to some foreign countries ok? I don't know why wagies get mad at neets not working. We don't really do much with our lives. We just use the internet and play vidya all day. Wagies at least get sex.

>>81755683
>Wagies at least get sex.
Wagies aren't guaranteed sex

>>81755662
That's nice mate, you should go back to Japan and see if you can find a work ethic lying around.

>>81754697 (OP)
was he really a polish jew?

>>81755683
Exactly. Wagies objectively have a better and more fulfilled life with more freedom as well. I don't give a fuck. That life isn't for me and I'm happy to live off of benefits. That's because I'm an autistic mong with no desire for a career, a relationship or friends. I am literally happy eating the same meals every day and sitting in my boxroom rotting.

>I also will simply quit any job you give me if I feel like going on holiday
>I am in my 30s and working in a shop is beneath me because I have a raspberry pi
Howling at the state of this the more gets uncovered

>>81755690
Nah wouldn't wanna work there mate. They make you stay until 8pm at night, unpaid. It's why their birth rate is going down due to being overworked. Shove your work ethic up ya mums arse

>>81755678
She has something about her I agree.

>>81755697
You were wrong for taking that holiday, should've been working like the rest of us you lazy bastard

Not going to work as I missed out on sex and relationships in my teens and twenties.

>watching the news
>they doxx a man
>even put his FULL NAME on the ACTUAL SCREEN

we are in a police state

>>81755703
this is a christain thread please spoiler these sinfull images

Bragging about being a drunken sex tourist saddo in your 30s too good to work in a shop

>>81755705
I had been working non-stop since I left school mate. I think it's okay to want to have a 6 month break after working for 16 years straight.

>>81755696
>because I have a raspberry pi
How did you know lad?

I wonder how Miss Cmong is doing lately.

>>81755477
>Cant be arsed with that mate I am very lazy. I prefer just having the stability of a full time job, which is why I look daily.
>I am very lazy
i think this is the crux of the issue

Calm down, lads. They want us to fight. They're trying to tear us apart. We need to be strong. Wagies and NEETs are stronger together.

>>81755708
It's only right.

UK is shite and you can't live your dreams over here

>>81755728
Ye pardon me lad. I should've just gone to war in Ukraine instead x

me? projecting? just because i happened to be a somewhat-smart computer guy who liked the concept of the original Raspberry Pi, 'cor, it COULD fit in an altoids tin! it IS like the old BBC Micro!' and then it just so happens that it is no longer going to be a computer under twenty quid, but you're still in for the hobby of it, yeah. yeah?

no. not me.

platonic cuddling with eva6

Waking up early and getting ready to enjoy your huge open world vidya for the next 16 hours as an early neet felt good. Not so much anymore.

>>81755749
Why not? Not like reality is any better. All my siblings are wagies with kids and they aren't any happier than me. They arguably have more issues.

>>81755749
Couldn't have said it better mate, I were happy in the beginning all I needed in life was my online games

Mate I cant do a shift in Asda I'm 34 and I know a bit of CSS

>>81755736
same old, same old.

i would, genuinely, actively, contribute towards a NEET movement without the /pol/ bullshit. yous don't have to be sexist or racist or any of that it's not important we just want be comfy.

>>81755742
or you could stack shelfs

I know a bit more than CSS mate. I know HTML, Javascript, JQuery, Python, PowerBi, SQL and a few others x

>>81755749
>>81755760
>>81755765
do you guys ever take LSD? if so, how do you find it?

>>81755777
All fucking useless in 2025 unless you're doing it as a hobby of course x

>>81755760
>They arguably have more issues.
Liek what?

>>81755771
Outside of struggling to hold a job due to autism I am a perfectly pleasant person. Actually a little ashamed of being a NEET but I tried all my 20s to get it together and just can't.

>>81755790
Been trying to start career for last year and change my life lad x
Nobody wants me in life I'm fucking stuck

>>81755790
Why don't you stack shelves in ASDA lad?

i feel like i'm dredging up an argument that happened yesterday, i should not have mentioned the idea that computers running more efficiently is better.

>>81755777
HOW THE HELL are we at a point where 'jQuery' is a thing mate like you 'know jQuery' do you? it's not just JavaScript it's specifically jQuery-ability

the seethers are turning me into a seether. it is not right. someone please just be pleasant. or even morose. as long as it's honest.

>>81755808
Calm down, lad. No need to be upset

might have an ice cream from fridge

>>81755802
I worked in a retail discount shop for a few weeks but I have really bad executive functioning and being around all those people, noise and bright lights for hours on end was driving me insane. Think the manager was pissed off at me because I kept asking him what to do next when everyone else just kind of intuitively knew. In the end I wasn't reliable and just walked out one day when I was having a shit day and not functioning well (probably a normie would just plough on through) so I obviously got the sack. Did a lot of interviews I never got anything as well and they were causing me extreme anxiety (I know this is normal to some degree). Best explanation I can give if you were genuinely interested or maybe you were just trying to bait me.

>>81755825
Think you're just lazy lad. Stocking shelves in ASDA shows you're a true hard worker.

>>81755669
I miss my nigga titlod like you wouldn't believe

It time for that stirslop.

>>81755833
Have to say mate Link was an excellent choice for avatarfagging with. Tons of fanart for every situation.

>>81755830
Shelf stacking is a job for students mate, why would I want to do that?

>>81755825
You tried working in recruitment mate? Someone in this thread says it's a high IQ job for very smart lads who know what they want in life. Real go getters with a passion x

>>81755830
Don't think I'm lazy I put a lot of effort in and did really well in school, even staying longer to do additional maths classes and resat my GCSE to get an A* from an A. Put a lot of work in at University too but ultimately had a breakdown and dropped out due to the social side of it all.

>>81755822
go for it m80

This interaction really tickled me

>>81755841
Corrr indeed. I'm like a shit Blairposter. If anyone remembers him. He had a Tony Blair for pretty much any occasion. Blair cares...

Out if bed n still tired bt away for a walk neway

forklift driving is a comfy job. no stress no sweat just nipping about on your little machine

>>81755847
Listen mate. You're not above being an ASDA shelf stacker even if you know CSS or got an A in maths x

Debating a wank

>>81755861
How do you even find a job doing this? I want to learn how to drive one but I almost never see jobs or training for it.

Ppl say mean things to me.bt they don't understand I find it funny myself sometimes, on my old phone notes I saved a lot of stuff like that, not of it'd just mean with no humour tho

>>81755863
I didn't say I was above it did I? I said I can't cope with the stress of the job in general due to my issues.

>>81755866
this gave me a mental image of someone having a passionate ancient greek style debate the a peenor thats being rubbed off

>>81755879
I'm just messing with you lad. There's one weirdo here obsessed with shelf stacking so I thought I'd pretend to be him x

>>81755045
BP is a cutie

>>81755884
Oh right no worries.
>>81755859
Where you get all these cute animal to anime girl pics?

>>81755875
i was a warehouse operative then work gave me extra training because i have a good reputation and now i drive forklift. you can do the training privately it cost about 200 quid and takes three days, try c.v library for jobs although it depend on your location

>>81755879
You think the lads putting beans on the shelf at ASDA aren't stressed? You think the lads pushing trolleys around the Sainsburys car park don't have issues?

Can't see anything comfy about working as a forklift driver lol

Cannae find my bank card hhl style

>>81755790
Same, I just gave up in my 30s, especially when running the numbers and seeing that I'm actually better off on benefits than working.

>>81755720
>working for 16 years straight.

The truth is you're likely to get a job paying well over 35k now.

>>81755899
I know they are but they probably cope easier due to not being autistic.

Never understood how people can 'lose' their card or wallet or phone or keys or whatever. They just stay in the exact same place on my bedside table unless I'm taking them out of the house with me. Never once lost anything important like that. I think it's a sign of very low intelligence to be so uncoordinated and disorganised with important things.

have never boiled an egg, me.

Wifi still ducked as well. Idk, bad time

16 years of work for 35k
grim

>>81755825
>Think the manager was pissed off at me because I kept asking him what to do next when everyone else just kind of intuitively knew
are you me?
>>81755847
>Put a lot of work in at University too but ultimately had a breakdown and dropped out due to the social side of it all.
wow you are me. I'm actually glad I dropped out. graduate salaries are bullshit and the graduate market is oversaturated.

>>81755904
have you tried ringing it?

>>81755863
You sound like a Tory jobcentre employee lol.

>>81755910
some of us have had lives

>>81755910
It's usually drunkenness. Lost a few bank cards etc before, always because drunk. When I'm sober I check my pockets and bag etc like 100 times a day so wouldn't happen then.

>>81755920
It's mystifying to me, especially in a field like marketing where your job is literally to magically double money if you're any good at it.

i am getting RAM, and a new GPU for my birthday
i also still have those fans and the CPU cooler to apply, it will be a big rennovation when I put them all in

>>81755931
What does that even mean, mate?
>>81755934
Fair play I don't drink so maybe that's it.

>>81755910
Half of these retards still wear velcro shoes

>>81755941
what games do you play eva?
besides roblox

>>81755895
I search on danbooru like
reference_inset 1girl
reference_inset animal
Stuff like that

>I never lose anything
>why yes I do have nobody in my life and nothing going on, how did you know

>>81755941
What do you do with the money you earn?
There is no way you are 20 and getting gifts like that for your birthday but not buying them yourself

>>81755941
Start running a BNWO findom simping twitter account for gooners to donate to you, lass. It's actually insane how quickly you can get followers/paypigs if you're a non-fat white girl and you post a pic of your arse with a fake QoS tattoo and a time stamp and then post something like 'NO WHITEBOIS!' followed by pinched finger emoji and laughing crying emoji.

>>81755910
Lol I lost my house key so many times my mum got a key put on a lanyard I wore on my neck for years. It worked. Not a Sunflower lanyard a cute panda 1.

>>81755964
Saw a girl with sunflower lanyard the other day reminded me of this thread

>get told by people you can't survive without a car in rural england
>go to bumfuck lincolnshire with my bike
>get around fine
The only problem I had was having to take detours to avoid A-roads

>>81755910
i think it gives their lives meaning, ive tired to have this discussion with a buddy who is a massive fucking retard and looses his car keys 24/7 and it makes 0 difference

>>81755931
>loosing all your shit is considered having a life

Shut up lad lmao

>>81755949
Do guys really like putting their fingers in partner's mouth, or is it just a porn thing?

>>81755971
They're obviously being somewhat hyperbolic, but in general the utility of a car is pretty demonstrable, lad.

>>81755941
baldrew seething

>>81755969
It's fun when u spot one x

>>81755939
Marketing is a low-paid job. For example, this job here uk.indeed.com/viewjob?cmp=Shakespeare-North-Playhouse&t=Marketing+Manager&jk=2e3f8dfdb8f5cb29

is only 30k for a manager

>>81755981
It can be fun sometimes. Every now and then if I'm shagging my wife from behind I like to put my arms up and forward around her shoulders/neck/throat and sometimes I'll stick my fingers in her mouth. It's a dominance thing.

You MUST have a goywagon

>>81755996
absolute mong post

I could barely use a key to open my front door until I was late teens. Really struggled to tie my shoelaces too. Forget the term but a lot of people with autism have it.

>>81756004
developmental delays

>>81756004
spastic?

Like the other lad was saying earlier most jobs in the UK are being squeezed into a relatively tight band of between sort of 28k (new graduate salary) and 50k (senior manager salary). There are exceptions, but by and large the vast bulk of 'professional' working types are within this range. There's very little dynamism left in the economy and it's more or less all down to government fiat - there really are people out there who think 'wage growth' comes from the government allocating higher salaries to people.

Leads to some very stark cases when contrasted with an actually dynamic economy like the USA. Did you know that the Governor of Gibraltar makes less than a full time manager of a 7/11 (with petrol pumps) over in America? Wild.

>>81755982
Yes, my friend lives near boston and works in spalding I think. Can't do that every 5am on a bike. But stuff like going to the shops or pub absolutely can be done on a bike. People are just fat and lazy. I've actually never seen so many fat people in my life since going to lincolnshire.

>>81755983
Loved this one lad, always appreciate a good callback to simpler times

>>81756002
How has this post never been made before? That's the most interesting thing I've seen all day.

>>81756017
>28k (new graduate salary)
at least double in america
jokers

>>81755315
>Then there's basic stuff like shelf stacking which I'd rather not do for a pittance wage.
I don't think you should be given a choice really to be honest.

>>81756005
I did have developmental delays as a kid. I didn't walk until I was like 3. I just scooted about on my arse and had to see a speech therapist too. Looked it up think it's called Dyspraxia. Had to get the teacher to tie my tie after PE as well.

>>81756029
this one is more interesting >>81756006

>>81755998
Ikr? driving is such a scam nowadays.

>>81756039
>I just scooted about on my arse
mong

>>81756036
I dont think your mother was given a choice when your loser dad raped her and then had a faggot like you, but shit happens

>>81756042
Shit didn't even see that one. I thought punctuation wasn't counted by the robot. Still amazing though.

>>81756017
>>81756034
>28k (new graduate salary)
Why even bother?

>>81756039
ask your mother but you were probably born with your cord wrapped around your neck, very common with autistics, my theory is that this depravation of oxygen damages the brain and causes the developmental delays etc.

>>81755956
but i think that bnwo people should be executed though
>>81755954
robux and vbucks and meal deals and nvidia stocks
>>81755948
genshin impact, tf2, fortnite, counter strike

My old panda lanyard 4 my house key
U just hook the key on the front nd kinda wear it like a st bernards dog
I never once lost my key when I started that nd I was off a streak of losing it 4 times in a year or smth
Byt am more careful now I put it in my pocket nd hold on to it the whole time am out. Or else in my bag now

>>81756017
The governor of gibraltar probably gets A LOT of extra benefits and compensation though. The prime minister officially 'only' makes 150k

>>81755943
>>81755973
the 'have had' was deliberate wording

>>81756062
I think it's genetic my mum and grandad and uncle are also autistic.

PS4 controller is knackered on the R2 button.
Took it apart and give it a quick wipe with alcohol. Nuffin.

Took it apart again and replaced the pads for R1 and R2. Nuffin.
Took it apart yet again. Removed the circuit membrane, cleaned with soapy water, rinsed, cleaned with alcohol, used the L1 and L2 pads on R1 and R2. Nuffin.

Looks like I'm buying a replacement circuit membrane. At least I had the chance to remove those stupid shock motors.

Sad how this general is job people with jobs looking down at NEETs, pretending to be superior cause they stack shelves. Mad that.

>>81756059
The best part is that it's 33k tax-free.

>>81756076
I don't think there are any shelf-stackers in here lad. We seem to be a mix of NEETs and wfh white collar professional types with mostly fake email jobs.

actually i refute the claim that bnwo people should be killed i would rather compassionately comfort them and tell them they need to stop being depraved

>>81756090
wanking is depraved
thats why im quitting starting today

>>81756072
You should be able to sue your family in situations like this when they are knowingly shitting out retards

>>81756090
A solid trunk of heavy black lovemeat would fix this attitude of yours lass

Tech question de lids

How hard is it to install a CPU cooler on a AM3 board?
Do i need to take the motherboard out to install rear mounts/backing plate?

I bought my PC a few years ago 2nd hand at a good price
>AMD 3500x
>16GB RAM
>GTX1080
>SSD

Lovely little shitter but the CPU cooler looks fucking tiny (Pic rel)

If i play anything cpu intensive for more than 30-60 minutes there's a good change the PC will restart

Tried to run temperature software to see whats going on and the CPU likes to hover around the 80c+ mark when gaming, i think the thermal limit is 90c so when things get busy it must spike and shut the cunting thing off

No idea why its a 3500 and not a 3600cpu, ever other AMD CPU of this age/specs have the slightly bigger coolers with the fancy RGB fan included

>>81756076
I'm not a shelf stacker, but people who stack shelves ARE superior to NEETs lad.

>>81756089
When I worked an office wagie job I spent most of my time writing emails then after that pretending to work. Everyone else did the same

>>81756089
Offie was a meat stacker.

>>81756075
Oh my days mate, buying more electronics from AliExpress is it?

>>81756075
Mine broke and a replacement was impossible to find. First a shitty wired third-party one whose touchpad didn't work then paying CEX 50 bucks for an original controller that also needs to stay wired because the battery doesn't work. I said I'd never get a PS5 because the difference in performance isn't worth it any more but I now see why people keep changing tech even though it's all been the same shit since 2015. it's because they make it so hard to find parts/repair for old machines.

>>81756099
is black lovemeat a black penis

>>81756107
AI is currently solving the problem of these useless eaters

>>81756115
Yeah. You ever masturbated to porn with a black guy in it?

>>81756048
No need to have a melty little lad. If the only jobs available to you are shelf stacking, maybe you're not above that at all. Shocking realisation I know, but you might not be mummy's special boy after all.

>>81756119
>Yeah. You ever masturbated to porn with a black guy in

>>81756100
Very difficult lad, if you haven't done at least 12 years of computer science forget it. Take it to a professional but you'll be looking at around 500 to 600 quid p/h (roughly a 4 hour job) for the work.

>>81756118
What is a Useless Eater? Sounds like some /pol/ bollocks.

>>81756119
sometimes the doujins have "dark-skin" tag

>>81756125
Im gonna get the welder out and have a go my self lid

>>81756133
Good girl. Good girl.

>>81756075
Have you tried turning it off then back on?
Joking, why not just get another, or would you rather fix it yourself?

>>81756075
Think I had like 4 or 5 PS4 controllers. One or two of them MAY have been due to my fault. But overall I think they're designed to only last a couple of years before issues start appearing.
>>81756076
For me? It's having a job that's actually counterproductive to civilisation, and therefore actually more of a drain than NEETing, all because that normie part of myself refuses to give in. Corrr. It do be grim.

>>81756123
I'm above you and everyone else in this world. And there's nothing you can do about it

>>81756140
no but i dont directly search for "dark_skin"
i usually search for tags like paizuri, nakadashi

Lads, are you looking forward to being lectured by Hollywood again?

https://nitter.poast.org/DiscussingFilm/status/1942585429284291062#m

>>81756147
>nakadashi
oh my days
eva wants to be nakadashi'd

Sadly I'm not above anyone as I'm only about 6 inches off of being a legal dwarf.

>>81756145
t. Jobless layabout

Workcoach is getting more rabid each week. She definitely doesn't want me on UC. I reckon it's cause tax payers are giving me money and she wants me in work so that the government is taking my wages. All in all they don't want to pay for me but I don't want to pay for them either.

If you want to escape your wage cage here's how you do it
>a) buy old hybrid/tourer for 100 quid, preferably dawes or trek. have it professionally adjusted. fit it with racks and mudguards
>b) if you're obese/lazy buy any mtb and fit it with a 1000w aliexpress kit

>>81756150
isnt it the entire purpose of sex, though?

>ps4 has been glorified youtube machine for years now
>stick some documenty on at night to fall asleep to
>be asleep one night
>*BEEP*
>PS4 turns on for fuck all reason
>wake up
>turn it off with controller
>2 minutes later
>*BEEP*
>Back on
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON REEEE
>its 3am
>rip plug out of wall and go back to bed

The fucking controller is possesed lads, turns out the battery might be finally cooked, i havet bothered to use it since then (3 months ago)

If i can find a long enough cable i will try and see if it works that way but in not paying 50 odd quid for another controller that barely gets any use

>>81756164
True that. Sat at my desk playing my Nintendie Switch right now. Back to the wage cage slave. I've got enough savings to last me another year x

>>81756172
i want to touch your fanny x

>>81756165
Lol I haven't had a work coach since 2017.

>>81756171
based cycling enjoyer

consensual sex in the missionary position with eva6 for the sole purpose of reproduction

>>81756176
arent you just a prince charming

>>81756145
I put it to you that you're below average, unable even to attain an average job, or any other things within an average person's grasp. And here you are coping that this somehow makes you better than everyone else. I pity you, little lad- narcissism is not a good coping strategy.

>>81756175
You're not even good at being a smug NEET lad, we can tell you don't normally do this

evas into that paizuri too
phwoar, getting all worked up now

>81756188
Didnt read any of that mate and no (You) for you lmao

Eva is one of them lassies into Guro who wants to have her brain fucked.

>>81756174
same lol. I mostly just watch youtube and apple tv on mine. Epic History or one of the space channels like Astrum are good to fall asleep to.

Feeding eva6 experimental bovine hormones to give her K-cup breasts, then tying her down with leather straps and putting her in a cowprint sexkini and aggressively titfucking her jugs with oil and rub-in aphrodisiac while she ahegaos and her milk sprays everywhere

eva6 expresses shocking beliefs that she really believes. /britfeel/ pays attention.

nakadashi and paizuri with eva6

>>81756190
>we can tell you don't normally do this
It's true but I am enjoying it to be fair. Getting up when I want vs having to get up at 7am and stuck in an hours traffic is quite nice. Feels like early retirement x

willys gone rock hard now

>>81756216
You're not a real NEET though, you're just a jobless man with dwindling savings

>>81756111
I'm thinking of this one, it has good reviews.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Timorn-Replacement-Playstation-Controller-Conductive/dp/B01N64VHVL?th=1
>>81756114
For a used one it is 40 bongs but you don't know what state that is in when you buy it.
So I think making my own fixes is probably better. Did you find a decent replacement?
>>81756143
hahaha, yeah mate I did the old turn it off and back on again and pin hole reset it for a logical reboot, it did not do the needful.
I do like fiddling with stuff and get a kick out of fixing things.
>>81756144
Did you buy them new or were they used?

phwoar dirty sex innit, naughty dirty

My Switch turned itself on the other night and switched the input on my telly. Bloody poltergeist.

>>81756227
Either way, I am technically a NEET since I'm not in education and no job x

>>81756186
when you are a big girl and ready to have s-x please please for the love of god drop the 'masking'.

>>81756188
speaking of squash levels, are Timmy's all topped up courtesy of the taxpayer

Crossy loves his Eva LARP.

I don't think eva6 would like anal all that much, but I do think she'd really enjoy regular sex while wearing a buttplug. Just that feeling of extra fullness would get her off I reckon.

If someone offered you 100k would you take it? Sounds like a dumb question but the problem is bennies would be cut. Asking for a friend.

>>81756228
I enjoy fixing things as well, but don't always finish the job. I'm good at taking things apart, but then can become bored easily.

>>81756234
So you're adding a year's work history CV gap onto the existing 6 months gap for a holiday. You'll be lucky if Asda even replies to your application lad.

fair play seeing gamers getting well into their tech, taking things apart and that. good on yous.

>>81756244
No Nigerian workers want to go to his house and clean up his spaff so he's stuck in hospital.

>>81756244
>squash levels restored

I was getting worried for a second

>>81756244
What's he actually in there for? Like what are they doing all day, what tests, what treatments etc.? He seems to just be living in the hospital at this point for no real reason.

>>81756254
I'd take it and get the fuck out of this cuntry

>>81756254
100k cash? Sure. 100k deposited in an account? Sure, use my mums account for it.

>>81756260
Shit happens lad. Thankfully, I'm keeping up with all the developments in the marketing industry such as GEO and AEO so I can keep my skillset up to date. I also have access to Google/Meta Ads and Analytics so I can keep up with UX/UI changes and jump straight into a job when I can.

Nice try though mate ;)

>>81756254
do you want this life changing sum of money?
>"b-but what about muh weekly pittance??"

Bennies victims are FUCKED in the head lads lmao

>>81756228
I always bought new ones. Cuz I waste money. I bought a controller for the PS5 which cost like 235 so yeah.

>>81756270
I don't want to live in the third world.

>>81756266
They can't legally discharge him until they have a care package or a spot in a care home. Lots of cases like this.

>>81756266
Being a full time mad bastard

>>81756251
i do like how buttplugs look like the pink gem ones shaped in a heart

>>81756295
Ah got it, so in other words he's just another permanent parasite on the taxpayer that can never be dislodged due to concerns over his 'human rights' or whatever.

>>81756256
Yeah, I do the same with projects but I would liked a speedy fix this time. I'm re-playing Horizon Zero Dawn again on the hardest mode and I want to 100% it, I'm discovering places I've never been playing it on hardest mode, I normally only play story mode on games because I'm shit at vidya.

Cross mong has lost the plot

>>81756230
the way creepypasta went from horror stories in general to 'haunted games' (maybe a video tape), makes me wonder what's next.

like if something is mechanical, then the mechanical thing happens despite the mechanics, that's supernatural and spooky. if your game system ran a program it's not as chilling

>>81756304
id rather my taxes go to timmy than the endless boat enjoyers tbqh

>>81756300
I knew it, you fucking little tart. I'd slip a plug up you and fucking churn your gash up the whole night long.

>>81756300
>pink gem ones shaped in a heart
treat yourself

>>81756312
I'd prefer if mine went to neither tbqhwyf

I asked Grok to provide an analysis of this thread and tell me what sort of mental health issues the person constantly posting about chika might be suffering from.

>>81756305
You're getting better at the games now mate, not too long and you'll be ready for apex. If I ever get the bennies mess sorted, I'm going to nip to one of the local pawn shops and get a cheap ps4.

autistic girl pretends to be naive
horny men chase her
me? i oppose sex. the lot of it.

>>81756317
you mean buy some?

>>81756333
trips of truth as it were

>>81756334
>you mean buy some?
yes

>>81756333
Saerously sad as fuck that people are going along with this. Fake coyness lures in the loneliest lads. Stupid fucks.

>>81756266
He's got falloveritis mate. If they let him out he'll just fall over again.
>>81756304
More or less mate. People like Tim, HHL, and SSM are the mascots of broken Britain.

>>81756184
>for the sole purpose of reproduction

>>81756282
If you run the maths in many cases you're better off refusing large sums of cash if you're on benefits. Especially something like 15-20k. 100k is on the lower edge of life changing which is why my friend is unsure.

New thread about Coventry

>>81756358

>>81756358

>>81756251
>>81756300
Once shagged my girlfriend with one of those jewelled plugs up my arse. They came in a set of three and I had the medium one in. Came buckets so I did.

Eva does it on purpose she knows she has a sexual power over this thread

>>81756285
>Cuz I waste money.
I know, Nitro king hahaha.
Did you manage to repair your broken ones?
I don't even know if the amazon ones are real, sure I can tell the grim 3rd party ones, but is this real do you know?
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-PlayStation-DualShock-Controller-Black/dp/B01GVQUX3U?th=1

>>81756328
i hate this 'tedious waffling, on the off-chance you MIGHT be right' nonsense. that was my whole gimmick/life, and now it's just computers?

>>81756334
Can you make a discord and take these embarrassing cringe cunts away with you, you're actively shutting up the thread now
>>81756317
>>81756313
>>81756251
>>81756191
Etc, just fuck off you sad cunts

>>81756305
I have some game recommendations.
>Ghost of Tsushima
>Call of Duty: Ghosts
>Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective
>Vanish

Or maybe anime. Ghost in the Shell.

>>81756374
No.

>>81756329
I hope you can get one on old firmware and you jailbreak it for free games, mate.
Apex would still be very fast for me, I'm good at bow and arrow and sniper from a good distance. If the enemy is too close my bottle goes and I can't aim. Are you still playing DayZ?

>>81756410
I only jest with apex, I know it's not really your thing. We could take on The Forest. Have you seen that? It's a good game.

>>81756352
he looks so old now

I am going to partake in an afternoon alcoholic aperitif.

>>81756927
This but heavy drinking

tempted to get a bag in de lads ngl desu

ugh sprog refuses to go to bed

Peanuts don't grow on trees, but cashews do.