Oscar Fingal O'Fflahertie Wills Wilde edition.

Oscar Wilde (16 October 1854 - 30 November 1900) was an Irish author, poet, and playwright. After writing in different literary styles throughout the 1880s, he became one of the most popular and influential playwrights in London in the early 1890s. Regarded by most commentators as the greatest playwright of the Victorian era, Wilde is best remembered for his Gothic philosophical fiction The Picture of Dorian Gray (1890), as well as his epigrams, plays, and bedtime stories for children.

>>81834157 (OP)
gay fella

>>81834182
Probably my favourite poofter in history

>>81834157 (OP)
Related choon to wake you lads up this morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y3iwfqKyPk

>>81834189
My favourite poofter is Chika

>>81834247
The north east febreze man

>>81834157 (OP)
Lighting some Algerian pastilles and leaving some musk scented vinegar to enhance the atmosphere

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MR33bWmGSY0

apparently pastilles are also a type of candy, i had to look that up

The gateshead febreze bandit

my gf actually bought some febreze last week for the first time

>>81834157 (OP)
I have the same birthday as this nigga.
And I'm narcissistic as well.

>>81834157 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxXW6tfl2Y0

Your majesty is like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top.

Today, I will be fishing. Getting harder to walk there now, but I may not be able to get there in the future, so best to try get it done while I can.

>>81834482
OI MATE YOU GOT A LOICENCE TO GO FISHIN?

>>81834482
Enjoy it while you can mate. Although I hope you'll be able to do it for many, many years to come.

>>81834504
Heh, jokes on you, I'm actually american, and I'm not going fishing now, I've just been arrested for illegally crossing the road.

>>81834527
Are yanks not allowed to cross the road wherever they want to? That's probably why they get the car out to go to their neighbours.

>>81834526
I'll be able to go fishing (hopefully) but getting to this particular spot is getting tricky now that one of the river banks on the walk there has started collapsing.
>>81834536
Not sure really, desu. I was just making a jay walking joke.

>>81834157 (OP)
Do we think the immigrants will read Wilde?
In 100 years when all the UK is brown, will they even remember him?

>>81834548
Ah right I thought it was more a physical impediment stopping you from getting there. Don't mind the banks collapsing as much as the body.

Jay walking is technically illegal in America, but the enforcement rate is zero. Interestingly though I came across a foreigner who was complaining about people 'jay walking' in Britain and he was insistent that it was illegal, but I kept telling him it wasn't - it's not a crime, it's simply crossing the road.

>>81834567
i've seen people stopped for jaywalking on cops

>>81834567
Do they have zebra crossing every 10 yards then? That's mental.

>>81834579
Yeah so of course they can basically charge anyone with it if they want because a lot of people do it, but day-to-day it's simply not enforced. They're just hamming it up for the cameras.

>>81834581
Most American cities follow a grid layout and they tend to have crossings on most corners, or like every other corner. A lot of people still just cross whenever they want, not like there's police on every corner and even if there were they don't care.

>>81834596
to me it's more like an excuse because they're not meant to do profiling

>>81834596
Wonder how many people have been shot by cops after being stopped for jaywalking. You know they can never just have a normal conversation with police, it's always screeching and resisting.

Jaywalking may be legal in Cyrodiil, but few will openly admit to practicing it now that the Mages Guild has banned it.

>>81834553
No it's the body collapsing, had issues for years and found out recently it's MS, so clambering over fences and barbed wire (and the now crumbling river bank) is getting quite tricky.

I remember reading some of our old laws that are still in place but not enforced or acted on now.
You can shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow if he is within the walls of Chester after midnight.
By law hackney carriage vehicles should carry a bail of hay for the horse.

>>81834552
I don't think they're capable of reading

>>81834613
Perhaps. A lot of the policing dynamic in America is cops trying to figure out how to actually enforce the law while activist lawyers, policy makers, governors etc. try to figure out ways to make enforcing the law illegal or unfeasible against certain sectors of the population.

>>81834614
It's mental how the people you are obviously referring to can't simply have normal conversations and cooperate with police without getting aggressive and escalating things to lethal degrees.
>Good morning sir, can you step out of the car please?
>*WHIPS OUT HANDGUN* *BLAM BLAM BLAM*
>Shots fired shots fired need backup!

>>81834630
>You can shoot a Welshman with a bow and arrow if he is within the walls of Chester after midnight.
What if someone did do that?

>>81834567
we learn to do this as bairns. Green Cross Code, hedgehogs, Dr Who's S.P.L.I.N.K., all that.

i've seen cities around the world where it seems more expected you just walk THROUGH traffic and it's so busy you manage to weave your way through? but over here you just have a knack for roads. car could come speeding round the corner on a country road in the middle of nowhere.

how the hell do Americans deal with that? are there urban vs rural rules/laws?

>>81834658
>nonono, Hastings, you see the victim, he is a Welshman, we are in Chester, and by the hands on his watch the his death occurred after midnight, so, mon ami, what happened ere is not a crime

>>81834630
The 'after midnight' bit is strange. It's technically always after midnight and if someone did shoot a Welshman within the walls of Chester, with a bow and arrow, at 7pm they could easily argue that it's after midnight of the previous day.

>>81834630
Grok says it's bollocks (sadly).

I'm the anal king. Nobody fucks like me

no need to invent fanciful laws about how you cannot feed sheep in a church. filesharing, specific photographs of 16-17 year olds, and even cryptographic programs inside Linux/BSD are against UK law.

*adds 'The Anal King' to his/her list of /britfeel/ characters*

as you were.

>>81834658
I though it was the law it must have been a folk law, sorry mate.
>>81834687
You could argue this forever since the law is full of technicalities and lots of stupid ones, loopholes.
>>81834694
Grok has done me. Bring back Tay chatbot.

More daft laws
https://www.dorsetecho.co.uk/news/18768957.8-bizarre-laws-still-exist-england/

>>81834739
Post the list, big man

>>81834716
Are you king of giving or receiving anal?

just got on computer

>>81834812
I fucked that cute asian nerd girl. Just sayin.

>>81834716
Begone, you foul sewer-man!

>>81834843
this picture looks like it was taken at some point in the past. not calling you a liar. just calling the evidence into question.

>>81834866
Every picture was taken in the past

didn't realise MSlad was a yank

>>81834873
bet you felt so clever writing that

>>81834873
>>81834888
honestly i did think 'whoa, man' without any irony. he's right.

>>81834866
Well, yeah? What do you mean it was taken in the past? Every picture ever was. I fucked her in the past too. Everything happens in the past mate.

>>81834896
the other anon was more pithy.

>Everything happens in the past mate.
plate tectonics. haven't 'stopped', have they? ongoing.

>>81834925
Yeah but until they happen they're just an abstract thing hovering some time in the future. Then they happen and the instant they happen they are now in the past. The future doesn't 'exist', it hasn't happened yet it literally cannot exist.

>>81834938
this reminds me of my stupid child logic that, like frames in a film, everything in time was some kind of sequence of 'instants' and we were constantly dying and being reborn between those.

>>81834969
The part about constantly dying and being reborn seems a bit odd and non-sequitur, but yeah it's a perfectly valid way to look at things like time is an illusion and reality is just an infinite sequence of instants. The 'arrow of time' is merely an emergent property of the continual flow of these instants one after the other in the same way that, for example, viscosity is an emergent property of a huge number of molecules; a single molecule has no viscosity. Just like a single instant has no 'time'.

New shoes should arrive today

>>81835024
Sorry mate you need a countersignature for the delivery. Guess it's back to square one.

>>81835020
i guess it was like the whole "Star Trek teleportation would kill someone and recreate them" idea.
just went around primary school thinking that because people were moving, it meant some variables/arrangement of matter wasn't the same, so all my friends are not who they were a split second ago. i'm not me.

didn't uncover anything profound or independently arrive at some clever idea, i was just a nervous little lad.

>>81834938
the future already exists lad, time is just another dimension that we're travelling through, potentially moving through a higher dimension to a different a path depending on your actions but it's more like every possible choice plays out simultaneously

>>81835049
Ah okay I see what you mean, that makes a bit more sense, but the arrangement of the matter at least shows continuity from one instant to the next and it's just, at the most basic level, rotating very slightly around the chemical bonds holding it all together. Imo that's not killing and being reborn since there's no discontinuation. The teleporters though yeah 100% that's you dying and then being remade. The thing that's remade is still a person, and it's an identical copy of you, but 'you' died. I'd never use it.

>>81835051
A perfectly acceptable alternative view.

>>81835070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhl9i9CI2-E

>>81835078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgCU3rC6tqU

>>81835070
>I'd never use it.
this is where a few episodes of Black Mirror irk me. they sort of expect me to buy into this view that a simulation/copy of a thing is a thing, including people.

i think if this is how teleporters worked in reality, like they 3D printed a fresh you (complete with memories and all that, mind!), people would obviously object to them. you'd have the "yeah it's the same though, isn't it?" crowd, versus the "nah we have souls or something, ban 'teleportation' now" crowd.

i know it's not JUST Black Mirror, but it comes up in dark n twisted science fiction a lot. or thought experiments like that stupid AI basilisk one.

why did AM even bother torturing them lads? just dial up their pain receptors and trap them in an infinite loop of post-human levels of agony and mental anguish beyond our understanding. wot if that.

Why are old people always so angry?

>>81834157 (OP)
You fags are close to being banned from 4chan. The reddit retards are apparently now implementing an under 18 check for britfags.

>>81835209
Yep we're all praying for it lad. Once I can no longer access this place I'll get on with changing my life.

>>81835207
It's the haemorrhoids.

>>81835217
Just like the last time 4chan went down? Heh

Good morning sirs. A pleasure to see you all bright-eyed and active this morning. We've brought in outside food for your breakfast, a lovely submarine sandwich they've whipped up for you. A lickle medicated meal if that's alright with you? Pregabalin and Diazepam keep you lucid till lunchtime; we're watching Shrek and Monsters Inc in the cinema room afterwards. Gwarn lid, a little bite never hurt anyone has it?

>>81835209
can 19-year-old adults still not buy alcohol from an off-licence in parts of the US?

fuck man, i want some care home life.

wankered on benzos and painkillers. sat with Doris and George in the TV room, watching Countdown in total silence.

Garn get up get sorted have a shower then head off out about 12ish.

busy mong with a tiny brain

>>81835273
It's not a care home, lad, it's an assisted living facility.

>>81835273
>total silence
there will be an average of 1.2 nuclear grade melties happening at any one time

>>81835251
What's the color of the boathouse at Hereford?

>>81835312
I don't know, but you don't either *winks at camera*

>>81835273
I would be fine with it if the staff were white
No chance of that any more, we'll get battered by Nigerians if we end up in there

>>81835337
What difference does it makee?

>>81835346
Nonwhite people hate white people

>>81835346
Is this bait? Well alright then lad, enjoy Gobonlgube Goodluck Mwembeza 'convincing' you to take your pills when you don't feel like it.
>>81835353
This. Importing these people is genuinely suicidal.

>>81835375
white staff can still knock you about if you're playing up lad, just take your pills

Completely overcast today with a nice breezeberg. Lush

At a bit of a loose end, creatively speaking.

>>81835406
Everything will be fine in the end

Ebin is not a creative person, his ideal job would be accountant at some boring company

going to specifically defend black carer/medical staff based on my own experiences.

you're entitled to your views but this is one of those "the Gurkhas" situations to me.

>>81835420
cor, facts and figures, strictly obeying rules... sounds like the dream.

>>81835420
Probably so, I seem to lack the intelligence and "spark".

Funny thing is about a year ago I researched home studying AAT but in the end decided it was 1) too expensie and 2) you have to get an entry level job eventually and I'd hit the same hurdles as my previous efforts

HHL's carers are white females with blonde hair corrr

>>81835423
"The Gurkhas" are a meme, lad. Look up what people who actually spend time with them say about them. They're obnoxious, dimwitted and mostly a bunch of drunks. They have to be babysat by British officers to stop them from fucking up the equipment.

On a separate note it's also curious to see how the same sort of people who fiercely defend the idea that all humans are fundamentally the same, also seem to be the people who will go out of their way to declare that "the Gurkhas" MUST be kept around and in the army because they're some kind of pseudo-prehistoric violent crazed warrior barbarians willing to slaughter people at the drop of a hat for King and Country.

>>81835454
Absolutely cold, dead bug eyes.

>>81835464
nah lad they're like the barbarians, the Roman term for Vikings who could go mental on magic mushrooms and crush all their enemies in a frenzy.

there was a Gurkha soldier who fought a German tank with his sword, and the tank lost.

I suspect accountants will be one of the first on the AI chopping block as well.

>>81835444
>too expensie

>>81835489
i wonder how CLOSE he was to some position of power. missed offer to run a business with a mate, lead the Sunderland EDL group... whatever opportunities passed him by.

>>81835515
someone said before that accounants are one of those professions that have already been automated but need a human to double check stuff and be the fall guy if anything goes wrong.

Maybe you (and I, and most people here) would be happier just accepting that we are doomed to fail and just coast along until the end as comfortably as we can.

>>81835515
this picture makes me want to play Dorfromantik.

Weather is perfect today. Not too hot, not too cold, and that nice dark overcast. No blinding sun, no horrible bright overcast, just nice dark clouds

>>81835494
There was a Scotsman who fought through the entirety of WW2 with a longsword, bow and arrows. There is no absurd notion that Scots are somehow special warriors on the genetic level like there is with the Gurkhas. There are great examples of soldiers doing amazing things on every side of all wars. The mystique of the Gurkhas is a weird anachronism that persists because the British state has a fetish for foreigners. In reality they simply aren't very good soldiers by most accounts, regardless of if there are one or two notable ones.

>>81835550
Perfect for whatt?

>>81835570
Staying in my boxroom and going on the internet all day, of course!

Who will play them in the inevitable Netflix series?

>>81835575
This is what I actually meant, it's the perfect 'cost' weather

>>81835556
don't forget samurai. they could cut through mortar shells in mid-air with their superior Japanese swords (called katana).

>>81835577
Keira Knightley and Idris Elba. There will be an uninterrupted 17 minute POV oral sex scene that plays out completely before the movie continues on as normal and nobody will remark upon it.

>>81835577
She looks like a completely different person there, without pointing it out I wouldn't even think she was the same.

I want to say thanks to the lad who recommended reading about stoicism in a thread somewhere last week. I've adopted a few core principles and genuinely feel like I'm getting to grips with myself and my worries a bit more.

>>81835593
The fella will be played by a white man. Well it's not like colour is important, is it?

>>81835596
this is you lad

>>81835613
Thanks for responding, but that post was written by someone other than me so I believe you are mistaken in your statement.

>>81835594
she is a chad.

>>81835489
>dead bug eyes

me and HHL snorting fat lines while discussing critical race theory

My mum asked me last night if I'm talking to any girls online. Apparently, her friend's daughter met her husband online, and she's hoping for the same thing to happen to me. I got a bit stuck and wasn't sure what to say, so I ended up talking about Poleaboo as if he is actually a girl
>Oh yeah there's one girl, her name's Moni, short for Monica, from a pakistani family up north. Think we're just friends though
and then my mum was saying that's where it starts
This morning she said "Will you be catching up with Moni today?" Fucking kill me now lads.

>you will never attend an ancient greece themed party with constance martin

>>81835654
just omit THAT part. if there's any tricky wedge between yous, she has some daft ideas about Pakistani nationalism haha but she's cute and friendly (lie, basically)

>>81835660
i would NOT get on with this """babe""". the murdering is more relatable (and it's pretty out there).

>>81835660
>future plans? to get a tattoo of a tortoise on the bottom of my foot
fucking hell

>>81835660
>likes a fiery temperament
>learning arabic
makes sense

>>81835660
I bet she has huge fanny lips

>>81835686
>auburn red
her baby's blood as she smashed it to pieces. all makes sense now.

>>81835654
Show mum her blog

>>81835678
maybe she gains their powers, like BraveStarr.

>>81835660
They were discussing her and Mark on LBC earlier. I immediately thought of britfeel

>>81835660
Was that from Tatler magazine?

Just passed a crane and thought of SCEA

my fear of fannies? comes from the big tree we used to climb on. there was this hole we dared each other to put our hands in. i put my hand in it once, and i've regretted it ever since.

>>81835722
yes, from 2009
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/resources/idt-f59836ed-24c7-481c-bfee-f39549487c64

good film, this. thought it'd be all cringe now. if anything enough time has passed it's safely on the cusp of what i can tolerate.

>>81835712
Why aren't you at work? Really starting to think you lost your job.

Took a big, smelly shit and thought of dollymong

>>81835740
ramona flowers corrr and I mean phwooaar. she was my first proper crush when I was a young teen although on rewatching I'd probably rather shag Knives now

>>81835749
Dollymong is your favourite dolly

>>81835530
>coast along until the end as comfortably as we can

maybe, just maybe

>>81835755
>ramona flowers

Character was permanently ruined by that song

https://youtu.be/TSKizLRFbTo

Hair lassie said everything happens for a reason,
though she's never glimpsed THAT video in full
a taxi, a boy, and shadows unspoken,
dark murmurs linger, quiet and cruel.

He laughs it off "the lad was gay,
he probably enjoyed it," he says with a grin,
but smiles fade fast when night falls silent
and the care home walls close in

>>81835738
Corr to think I could have in theory met and shagged Toots Marten at a London party back then.

>>81835767
she is clearly written as a horrible BPD girl, though. i remember the comic being a bit more down-to-earth (and outright miserable at times). but even in the film, she's fucking horrible.

stupid song.

Might buy a "straight" razor or w/e, sick of the disposable ones being shite

Corrrr. Had a right goon to some JAV before bed last night. Proper sloppy foreskin behind the cock head wankathon. Denied myself a cum though. Just a few orgasms and it was lush. Then had ANOTHER dream where I'm sucking myself off, kek.

>>81835796
Made the mistake of buying an electric one, completely useless

>>81835740
Got this on 4K. Think it's an upscale unfortunately but still looks lush and the HDR makes it really pop, lots of good dark scenes with lush blacks. Brie Larson is hot as fuck in this film. Oh aye. x

>>81835796
i just got this Merkur one because of /fa/ or something. it probably doesn't matter.
then a fuckton of sharp blades off Amazon, 100 for a fiver or whatever it was. that's the 'disposable' part.

don't need multiple blades or anything, never nicks, just glides through hair because it's a RAZOR BLADE. does my tits in how they created a product/industry for no reason.

>>81835824
I bought the phillips oneblade, unusable on my face but good for body hair, shave my pubes with it now.

Just spent 80 quid on a Henson AL13 razor

>lightly raining all morning

corr its fucking LUSH de lids, that 28c+ weather was nice but if that kept up for weeks we'd all be fucked big time

I just use disposable bic razors to shave me face. No issues in the 16 years or so I've been shaving.

>>81835833
is it one of those cases where it's (understandably) all digital effects done in a lower resolution at the time?

looking forward to another conversation about the Buffy the Vampire Slayer DVDs with my /britfeel/ friends.

>>81835660
>ancient greece themed party
Coooorrrrrr, Constance Martin confirmed for anal queen!

>>81835854
Brilliant innit
I need a bit of cloud cover

>>81835796
I have one, they are tricky to use and take a bit of practice but once you master changing hand positions they are cool. You have to take your time with them so best used if you enjoy shaving or on pamper yourself days.
I would like to try a Japanese straight razor, they have a fixed blade.
https://kamisoriharnisch.com/

>>81835844
Been trying them, I like them quite a bit but I still cut up my neck easily
>>81835846
Oneblade is pretty good

>>81835846
Hope you find a dosser gf one day to have companionship with, even if nothing else in your life works out

>>81835864
can you confirm, >>81834716?

>>81835844
Those seem cheaper, but I already bought the henson now and it has good reviews and its a "BIL" thing anyway.

>>81835844
Problem is they hurt my skin and never give a good shave, always bits of ugly hair left and everything

>>81835876
Maybe, then again a "dosser" gf and maybe even partners in general are a lot of trouble, maybe the song is true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lgs9QUtWc3M

>>81835873
>I like them quite a bit but I still cut up my neck easily
fair enough. i feel like i get mad razorburn from the cartridge ones. i can cut off hair without shaving gel/foam using a fresh razorblade. no knack to it or anything, but it can take multiple passes.

biggest faff is my nipples. scared i'm going to slice the fuckers off some day.

>>81835873
If you're cutting your neck up you've either got really mottled/bumpy skin, or you're holding the blade wrong.

>>81835863
No it's just an upscale, as in it wasn't rescanned from the original negatives or whatever. Still looks really good, HDR or Dolby Vision is usually the main upgrade anyway.
Buffy DVDs? They're the best way to watch the show still. The remaster on Disney+ is fucking horrific. My Babylon 5 DVDs have that thing you're talking about. The show looks great and remastered but then when there are special effects it's a weirdly zoomed in mess.

>>81835896
>biggest faff is my nipples

Get a phillips oneblade for them, I shaved my armpits, nipple hair, tummy hair, pubes/ballsack, and my legs fully with one completely raw. Just comes off with no faff

Completely hairless dossers

>>81835890
Good song. Enjoying your taste in music lately. I know what you mean, the vast majority of women are a nuisance. But maybe the 30 odd tiresome years will be worth it one day if we find partners and the remaining 40 odd years are reasonably happy and content. None of this will probably happen but it's nice to dream

>>81835903
at the end of the day they're going to scale up pixels, somehow, so i WANT to be okay with AI, but it's not there yet. creates 'new' shit that looks weird.

and yeah the Buffy DVDs are fine. they were shot on film but the effects were digital, so the Blu-Rays re-did them Star Trek style which is NOT acceptable. they also changed the aspect ratio so you can see the edge of sets, camera equipment, stuff off to the sides that obviously wouldn't show up on a 4:3 telly.

they don't do this with films any more, so it's weird. people know that televisions used to be a different shape. put out the show people watched, just in the highest quality you can.

bunch of gayboys shaving their chests

>>81835930
Well yes actually I am gay, and I prefer my body to be hairless. Is that a bad thing?

>>81835918
>You can't put that money in the slots!! we must save up for our shit holiday

Twitter down. So bored.

>>81835904
been recommended in these threads before. i did buy some cheap Chinese brand one off Amazon in one of their sales.

if it charges and then trims my balls forever for 17 quid, i'll be happy. if not, i'll be sad. i can live with this.

>>81835945
what do you get out of Twitter, lad?

>>81835928
Buffy has never been released in Blu-ray de lid the remaster has just been for streaming. They probably planned a Blu-ray release but the backlash was so strong I imagine they fucked it off.
Shows filmed with a 16:9 safe zone or whatever I don't mind being reframed as long as it's done well. The Wire remaster is amazing but David Chase personally oversaw it so that's why. The X-Files remaster is really good too as well as the recent remaster of Charmed.
I'm still an advocate for watching shows as they originally aired to be honest. It's not the same as films and often they were framed a specific way for older tellys.
If you want a really fucking mad one, the Baywatch remaster is literally a Frankenstein creation. Because it was edited on video they had to go back to the original negatives and recreate the episodes. So while they're the same episodes, they also aren't and differences can be seen. Me? I have the German box set with the original aspect ratio and all the original music.

>>81835953
Well I have my normal account and my porn account. Can't enjoy either right now.

I shave my sack, shaft, arse, armpits, stomach, nipples and legs

>>81835938
Dunno. Doesn't seem natural. My nipples get hairy around the areola. Shaved them once but felt a bit gay and they grew back quick anyway.

>>81835940
That's the point though, yeah 90% of women are like that but maybe theres a slot playing dosser out there who wouldn't want to travel and likes spending her UC on slots

Its GOATed for ballsack/pubes/armpit/nipples. Decent for legs, not a totally smooth shave but defo gets it off

>>81835967
Women get addicted to Bingo too.

>>81835967
>maybe theres a slot playing dosser out there who wouldn't want to travel and likes spending her UC on slots

Can you imagine the state of her? I mean seriously imagine the physical state of a woman like that. It's not someone you'd want.

>>81835972
Probably the gayest photo you've ever posted Ebin, almost uwu... tier

>>81835972
Spotted the chumba wumba de bumda.

>>81835940
How else are you going to brag to your shit friends about your shit holiday if you don't go on said shit holiday.

>>81835972
Why are you into being hairless? Got gender issues?

>>81835972
why are you shaving your legs? You're not a woman.

>>81835978
But it would be a match. Look at the state of us

>>81835990
>>81835991
it feels lush and i like to embrace my feminine side

>>81835990
>>81835981
>>81835991
I was just bored and its satisfying

>>81835999
Only prob is the shite battery and charging time, I heard the pro model is better for that

Ebins dicksucking lips and smooth legs!!

>I was just bored
That slope is as slippery as your legs

>>81835957
oh my bad. i did download a torrent and yeah fuck that Buffy release, frankly.
found out the helicopter shadow in The Shining was from the TV version too, it was in the safe zone and someone later down the line just decided they'll use the full frame in future releases.

>Because it was edited on video they had to go back to the original negatives and recreate the episodes.
if you match it insanely closely i'd say that's fine. e.g. just cut scenes at the exact same frame, it's going to be the same result even if you're doing it again in new software in the current day.

the guy who remastered Lawrence of Arabia has written all this stuff about the process and matching the colour grade and so on. it's 2technical4me but i'm glad someone is that anal about it all.

He did shag Nubs tho.
Neither will admit it.

>>81835999
Just put on a bit of lipstick next time you're bored. See how that feels too. Slip on a pair of tights. Why not? You're just bored, no big deal.

I got tired of shaving and saved up for a full body laser course. Now I basically get no hair growth whatsoever. Only have to shave maybe once every 2-3 months and even then it's just sparse fuzz.

And yes, my main reason for it is because I like to crossdress and meet up with men for sex

>>81836027
He didn't lad. He was lying about it to act the big man to SIC.

when youve got a shaved arse you can proper feel the air coming out when you fart

>>81836036
I used to like to crossdress but I lost interest in it because I want a woman to crossdress me. It's not something I want to do alone, it's an experience I want to share with a special, dominant woman.

>>81836036
i feel like this one goes in the opposite direction, in a way.
way too much effort for your homosexual degeneracy. just shave your body.

Prefer a bushy fanny me.

>>81836043
Yeah, if you're sitting down you can feel the little pocket of air slink its way out against your skin.

>>81836048
I have a gf right now, she thinks it's hot and we sometimes play like she's pimping me out

>>81836054
Not really, you get one course of laser and you're done forever, maintenance shaves take 10 mins max. Compared to how much shaving I'd otherwise be doing it's night and day time saving.

Before shaving your ass hair, READ THIS

STOP! Before you do, read this. You may change your mind.

I have recently made a mistake in my life, and I offer my story to all though tasteless, that you may learn from my error. It all started, as many things do, with me having trouble pooping. No, I was not constipated; this was not a regularity problem but a matter of technique.
It seems my ass-hair had grown to such a length that tiny grogans were constantly getting tied up in the matted jungle between my asscheeks. It led to much frustration, with me KNOWING that I still had something to drop, but unable to shake the tenacious turd loose from its butthair dwelling.

Eventually I would have to do two things: either reach down with somepaper and try to pinch off the lingering loaf (which required careful precision to avoid smearing the creature all over my rear, especially since I had no way of seeing what I was doing) or just go for broke, start wiping, and hope that I could remove all the leftover fecal matter before the toilet paper reached its Can't-Be-Flushed threshold. I was contemplating this problem, when I had what seemed at the time to be a bright idea. "Hey, this is my butt and my butt-hair, right? So why don't I just eliminate all the hair, and then my grogans will flow out like beer from a keg!" I said to myself. It is a statement that will go down in history with a lot of other regretted statements. "How many Indians could there be?" said by General Custer. "Looks like a good day for a drive!" by JFK. "There! America On-line now has complete Usenet access!" by some idiot system tech. Such was my anal shaving idea.

>>81836071
Sounds good lad, I'm jealous. Did you meet her through kink or is it a vanilla relationship that turned kinky?

I performed the operation that night, with a cheap disposable razor and a towel to sit on. Starting from the bottom, and shaving from the crack to the cheeks, I began the arduous process of ridding my ass of hair. Occasionally, I would have to clean the razor of accumulated hair, which I did by wiping it on the towel. Slowly, my twin mounds and the between-ravine began to resemble the hairless cheeks of a newborn babe. Finally, I wiped the razor one last time, and surveyed my work. The towel was covered with a pile of hair. My ass was smooth as ivory. I smiled, satisfied, thinking my troubles were over.

Little did I know. I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class. After climbing two flights of stairs and starting to sweat, I started to notice something unpleasant. The sweat was accumulating in my crack, and was causing the unpleasant sensation of my two asscheeks sliding past each other with every step. I thought about going to the bathroom and wiping it off, but had to get to class. Eventually, I
thought, it would dry. Unfortunately, it did dry, but only after mingling with the microscopic poop -molecules lingering around my brown starfish. When I stood up after class, my cheeks were stuck together with a slimy sticky poop/sweat combination. As I made my way back to my dorm, it started to itch. God-DAMN, did it itch! Felt like a swarm of ants was making its way up and down my crack. Fighting to keep from jamming my hand down there

>>81836018
People get so autistic about colour grades and with half the new 4K discs people are complaining the colour grading is wrong, EVEN if it was approved by the director and cinematographer.
I have The French Connection on Blu-ray and the director famously went in and over sharpened the fuck out of it and changed the colour grading completely (made it incredibly cold) without consulting the cinematographer. I kind of like it and it's obviously the same fucking film but the backlash was so insane they had to go back and re-release it with a cinematographer approved master.
There are entire scenes missing from the Baywatch remaster it's an interesting case.

and scratching away, I rushed back to the dorm. Unfortunately, this exertion caused me to sweat, and when I finally
reached my room, my cheeks were sliding back and forth against each other like a pair of horny cane-toads. I quickly dropped my pants, and attempted to dry my ass off by sticking it in front of a fan and spreading my cheeks.

As I pulled the two mounds of flesh apart, a horrible stench burst free and filled the room. Every dog within a 4 block radius started to howl. I had it worst of all, as the ripe aroma of festering poop/sweat went into the fan and blew back into my face. I fought to keep from heaving. And as I sat there, fighting vomit, my ass cheeks spread and dripping, with the concentrated aroma of my body odor mixed with the tangy smell of my own poop blowing right into my face, I had only one thought: "It will be like this until the hair grows back. Weeks." Later on, trying to deal as best I could, wiping my ass at every opportunity, I discovered another wonderful use for ass-hair - ventilation. I attempted to launch a fart, only to have it get stuck between my asscheeks.

Apparently, with no hair, the two pink twins can get vacuum sealed together, and the result was a frustrating fart that slid up and down between my cheeks like a lost gerbil. As if that wasn't
enough, I am now enduring further torture. As anyone who has ever shaved anything knows, when hair is first growing in, it comes in as stubble. Imagine your ass having the texture of a brillo pad.

Well, that is what I am dealing with now. It is a hellish torture, and there are many times when I just look out the window and contemplate why I shouldn't just jump out and get it all over with in one fleshy splat, rather than endure this constant agony.

Friends-DON'T SHAVE YOUR ASS-HAIR!

like to shave my arse and slap it and pretend its a womans

Wops has never shaved her arse.

>>81836071
what if you regret your decision later in life?

>>81836080
I guess you'd call it vanilla that turned kinky sort of? We knew each other for a while beforehand and we both knew we were kinky so when we got together it sort of naturally took its course like that. We just like fucking around so we fuck who we want and we're happy. Some people call it an open relationship, but I find labeling it like that is fucking gay. We just have fun and we like our dynamic.

>>81836103
Sounds like a very good and horny time lad

>>81836102
You're only young once, right? Best to enjoy it now. I think regretting wasting your youth is the far more likely reality. So what if I'm an old man and hairless? Doesn't sound like something I'd regret.

For me it's lopping my cock off drilling a bloody hole to finger and pretend it's a woman's vagina. Sometimes I'll stick a beanie baby up there and pretend to give birth to a kid with Downs Syndrome.

>>81836102
Laser hair removal isnt permanent

>>81836113
Why not? You don't want to waste your youth do you? You do want to live out your pornbrained fantasies... right?

>>81836112
maybe a new regime takes over, they identify you by your lasered body hair.

Imagine the face Ebin makes when he ejaculates

>>81836131
Disgusted with himself for thinking about men, yet again

>>81836122
It's semi-permanent. The hair grows back much finer, sparser and slower. Like I mentioned you only need to do a maintenance shave once every 2-3 months and that's just the clear the fuzz away. It's recommended as well to get a one off laser treatment on the parts you want once every other year as well. Overall it's way better at saving time and getting a smooth feel/appearance.

>>81836130
Kek

f1nnsters hank hill arse being pounded by his dad while he screams "THIS BOY AIN'T RIGHT"

>>81836138
>f1nnsters hank hill arse
hes got a 4 inch willy too

I had some fucked up fantasies in my early to mid 20s. Really glad I never went through with some of them (especially the femdom cringe), and I regret the ones I did manage to do. But regrets are such a meme so it's whatever.

>>81836149
>femdom
Femdom is patrician, not the extreme stuff though that's cringe

Anyone know a good site for watching JAV?

>>81836149
I regret not doing more femdom stuff when I was younger. What little I did is among my best sexual memories.

>>81836167
Quit that shite mate porn is destroying your brain

>>81836152
I really don't agree. I honestly find it one of the worst fetishes now and I can't believe I used to be into it. Mild femdom is not as bad as extreme stuff like findom and cuckoldry of course, but the entire genre or whatever is just for not me, but it could be for you, but not for me.

>>81836167
jav.guru

Some cracking subbed stuff on there.

>Fairy liquid with Anti-Leak Technology
>the cup on the bottom creates a seal on my kitchen counter top
>the small amount of water under there becomes a permanent puddle instead of drying

for. fucks. sake.

>>81836177
Fuck off mate I love big oily Wapanese arses and tits and their hairy vaginas simple as.

>>81836191
>4x less scrubbing
SSM marketing department

>>81836191
Corrr, I wonder if they could implement this technology on Chika's arse.

I don't get it. Is Ebin gay?

>>81836203
No, just a bit prison gay.

>>81836203
Yes he's closet gay

>>81836195
>Wapanese
stop doing this, lad. WE see how you've gotten there, but words have meaning. Japanese =/= wapanese.

>>81836203
oldheads will remember the memes from 2017 or whatever

He also liked to do a bit of e-rp with someone called Junlad and orbited quite hard another poster called Lenlad

>>81836187
NTA but cheers lad. Always found I've had a love-hate relationship with JAV. The setups and girls are undeniably excellent, but the censorship, the voices and the weird focus on ultra-specific fetishes always put me off. Can you recommend any that are more just like gonzo style focused on anal?

>>81836203
perhaps, he is an out-and-proud full-time gay.

>>81836195
Japanese really does have no middle ground. Their bodies are either teenage boy tier, or absolute top tier tits and arse tier.

Shagging Ebin up his boipussy in font of my floor-to-ceiling window.

>teenage boy tier

>>81836221
Afraid I can't recommend because for me it's the "ultra-specific fetishes" like incest.

I can recommend a cracking brother/sister subbed one if anyone else is interested (pppe-183)

>>81836203
Yes, very gay even.

>>81836203
Just a bit of prison-gay from loneliness. I've been there myself and from what I've seen with all the "femboy" and "trap" posting that's plagued everywhere, it's more and more common now.

>>81836216
Saku and Len stole money from him. Len said he urgently needed money for a pair of shoes for a job interview and to fix his boiler, so Ebin lent him a few hundred quid. Then Saku and Len bragged to Ebin that it was all a lie, and they spent the money on a slap up meal and an expensive trip to WH Smiths for magazines, sweets and a rather expensive and very nice Parker Pen that Saku still uses to this day.

alright my lads ?

>>81835250
Clearly you think the meds just neutralise people into a zombie stupor. But what if meds can actually help a person be productive? SSRIs make me more productive. I still hate them because of the side effects, but they do seem to boost my productivity.

>>81836282
yea not too bad mate, how are you?

>>81836265
Now this is some new lore. I was around quite a lot back then so unfortunately I got to see the threads get destroyed by the "anime/movie watching" crew
Why would they buy magazines though? who buys magazines anymore? I can believe Ebin (you?) lending some money, but it seems odd they would just brag and laugh at you afterwards (if so, thats cuntish). Saku worked full time, so it seems odd that he wouldn't just give Len the money.

>>81836287
sertraline was the only antidepressant i'd say was outright bad (brain zaps, it DID change my thinking/personality)
the general trend in my experience is they get me 'stable' but at the cost of passion (not just libido)

honestly, i'd rather be sedated on MF's meds. he offers the lads opioids and benzos, he's a good'un.

>>81836300
They wanted to spend it all in WH Smith's for some reason, as if they just wanted to waste it deliberately to rub it in Ebin's face. Was grim.

>>81836282
alri there de lid

>>81836265
I suppose if your fantasise about shagging someone in your old flat it's mentally detached.

Might give 7 Days To Die another whirl. Haven't played it in over 2 years now.

>>81836293
>>81836328
doing alright there
im always doing alright x

>>81836347
Go for it laddo

i am going to start using the 'one' pronoun so i look more intelligant in life

ebin is a power bottom

>>81836359
Ebin basically runs this thread. He can be gone for ages yet the moment he returns he's guaranteed 5 (you)s a post

Reminded me of this movie. Thoughts, lads?
Personally I always quite liked the Brosnan run of Bond movies.

A lot of people give Ebin shit but if you understood what he's been through with Len and Saku you'd know why he is the way he is.

>>81836363
Basically any personality that hasn't posted for a while would be. Doesn't mean they all run the thread. Frankly, like him or loathe him, HHL is the closest person to running the thread we have.

>>81836369
Later that year Len's boiler genuinely broke down, because he thought servicing it was a waste of time. I guess he's not laughing now

>>81836308
Yeah I think SSRIs change my personality as well but I just need to be productive to be honest.
>honestly, i'd rather be sedated on MF's meds. he offers the lads opioids and benzos
I think I wouldn't touch opioids unless I was in extreme pain, and the only time I've used benzos was when I couldn't sleep and the docs gave me some. Generally I would try to avoid both those classes of drug really.

>>81836376
Well it's been 7 years so I'm sure his memory of that boiler is gone

>>81836213
Wapan is the place to be de lid. Wokyo, Wapan. Cum and then I sigh!

why is a Superman film a 12A?

sounds like ebin was lucky he didnt "fall" into a canal somewhere

>>81836369
Come on now lad, that was years ago. It shouldn't have been such a transformative issue

>>81836400
kek forgot about this meme. Corr what a throwback

It NOT right what irrelevant people who no longer post and haven't in years did to Ebin (which probably didn't even happen).

i'm new, who's Ebin?

>len getting a class 2 HGV license because when sakulard gets into his renault clio it weighs more than 7.5 tonnes

i liked saku. He was a lovely guy, and it not right what the anime crew did to him

>you sure these are LIGHT goods?
>yeah mate, it's all bulbs and lamps and that
>hahaha alright lad, go on through.

works every time

anime was a mistake. the internet anime community is the worst. they killed Lowtax.

>>81836415
aspiring youtube star

>A secret operation smuggling migrants TO Britain is being run by ministers who signed off the projected 7billion cost while a 'superinjunction' kept taxpayers and MPs in the dark.

>>81836436
Have another cake and simmer down sakulard. We all remember you inventing gorilla chan and 'movie night' just to find a clique and/or bf.

>>81836466
That was Junlad trying (and successfully) building a britfeel gay harem, and don't pretend you didn't want to be a part of it also with your phimosis e-rping with him

>britfeelshire has been placed under a hosepipe ban until further notice

>>81836481
Shall not take any notice of that

>>81836481
It's so tiresome that the British state defaults to artificially suppressing demand rather than simply allowing supply to expand. It's literally anti-prosperity by definition.

COME ON MUSK GET THE FUCKING JEETS IN THE SERVER ROOM TO FIX THE FUCKING LOGIN!

>>81836574
what do you do on your 'normal account' Twitterlid?

>>81836583
Shitpost with my fellow anime schizos. It fun.

leaving my taps running all the time so theres more chance of the normies getting a hosepipe ban

>>81836610
But lad that would mean you're paying huge amounts for-wait!...

NUKE GLASGOW!

>hosepipe ban
>check weather
>its raining over most of the UK

why even bother?

>>81836616
No water charges in NI either. Oh aye.

How does a hosepipe ban even work? How do they enforce it?

Hosepipe ban? Never heard of it.

>>81836633
Same way you got Randalls enforcing house parties during the coof

>>81836633
all the hosepipes are AI now lad, if you try to use one during the ban they wrap themselves around your neck until the local PCSOs arrive to formally press charges

>>81836623
Because the British state is paralytic and cannot even maintain basic infrastructure like reservoirs (the last was built in 1992 when there were 12 million fewer people in the country). So instead they just tell the public to stop using water. Phew, crisis averted! Yeah so what if even third world shitholes in far dryer countries don't have to resort to rationing their own water?! What are you a NAZI?!?!

just attach a flexible nozzle to your drainpipe so you can collect rainwater and spread it wherever you want. nothing wrong with a bit of muck, it's all good for plants.

Back from fishing, it was a good few hours, I had 5 fish, and didn't fall in when traversing the treacherous terrain. Luckily there's some barbed wire to hold on to.

>>81836653
*dons flatcap*
THE PRIVATISATION OF WATER BOARDS WAS A MISTAKE

>>81836658
>didn't fall in when traversing the treacherous terrain
This reads like the oddly verbose ramblings of Ebin

>put up fence to stop fishermen
>they now have something to attach their fishing harnesses to

Me? I just filter and drink my own piss. Self sustaining and now too bad cold from the fridge. Nought wrong with freezing your shit nuggets for a tasty snack either.

>>81836664
makes you wonder if he was catching trout

>>81836663
It was the private companies who tried, time and time again, to build new reservoirs. Every time the government denied them permission because of absurd retarded nonsense like there being little colonies of newts living nearby, or Alfred and Edith complaining to their local council that the construction noise would be annoying when they snooze in their gardens for six hours every day. So tough luck, no new reservoirs.

>>81836664
No I'm not ebin, I just wondering how to describe it using words starting with t.
You may now feast your eyes upon muh rod.

Is it still warm enough for a cold shower de lids?

>>81836672
i have a water filter which might sort it, but i suspect i have (or had) kidney stones. don't want to just drink them again.

>>81836678
Not him, or ebin, but, I was catching trout. No pics, just popped them straight back.

>>81836691
Kidney stones can act as a nice surprise in a glass of whiskey.

>>81836679
reservoirs are really nice, too. do whatever standard chemical/ecological/safety stuff needs doing, ultimately there'll be NEW newts.

Hey, this is the tranny that anons thought crashed the heli into an aeroplane earlier this year.

>>81836737
the news says it was this lady. why did anons think it was that lady?

>>81836761
>why did anons think it was that lady?
That's what twitter told them to believe. It was at the start of it all.

>>81836768
>helicopter attack
>Twitter says it's a trans
>/britfeel/ believes them
what an absolute blunder.

>>81836785
I meant more the site, than this thread specifically. It was all over /pol/.

>>81836800
hoisted by their own retards, fucking /pol/.

are threads always this dead this early on a weekday?

HHL loyalism on full display in Glasgow spoons today de lads. Just seen a bloke neck a tikka wasala curry and wash it down with a pint.

Just imagine what kind of neuroses go into someone like Will Stancil shaking, puking, crying and running to the news media to help him after a chatbot starts making detailed posts about how to break into his house and rape him.

If that happened to me it would be one of the funniest fucking situations I've ever found myself in. Seriously, get a fucking life Will, it's funny.

>adult male in a Glasgow spoons at quarter to three on a tuesday eating curry and drinking
I will use my magic prescience to tell you that this man is in fact a dosser on bennies.

>>81836924
It HHL loyalism x

its raining !!! =D

Garn go to town on these

Another day, another so close to putting in my notice in jobshire. Maybe tomorrow eh.

Got served by the gay guy who is perhaps overly "friendly" when saying my name (he knows from my app getting scanned).

The person in front of me (man) got some large hot drink in a takeout cup and he wrote "sexy" and a loveheart on the top of it to the customer (man) and they were giggling when the customer (man) was leaving the shop. I mean I knew the barista was obviously gay but I felt rather awkward stood there

>>81836951
>all pussies
lame, give me some fuckin arse

what are the Twitter devs smoking, man.

Cheeka uses a lot of water jetting water up his arsehole

>>81837003
The login is still not working. Fucking jeets man.

>>81837009
Well yeah, that's how you enema in preparation for anal sex. Hosepipe bans are discriminatory against anal shaggers and so are technically unlawful.

Corrrrr. Nice little delivery today. Got an almost complete collection of Kore-eda films now. Just missing two. The John Woo is a double pack and also includes Hand of Death so get in there.

>>81837009
>water
Febreze

>>81837009
>>81837032
I use 50ml max during my enemas

hosepipe ban has really put a limit on our enemas.

>>81837032
Lol at this implication. In the north east anyway. Don't remember a hosepipe ban actually happening here. We got that Kielder reservoir, it enough. It never run out.

>>81837090
Douglas Murray will be feeling glad he moved to Israel

>>81837100
>Israel
i said 'enemas'

Hosepipe ban is a humiliation ritual

You can't water your plants because we don't fix major leaks on our water network, also we dump literal shit in your rivers and seas. Also we make record profits every year.

>Thousands offered UK asylum in secret scheme after personal data of Afghans who helped British forces leaked by mistake
cor. thrilling stuff, this run-on headline.

>>81837148
It the blitz spirit chud. We had them spitfires. We had that rationing (which also continued after the war for some reason????). Fucking kek. It's horrible here it really is. Cattle pen country and they're loving it.

Eating an ice cream pre-gym

Fucking Hell got approved for a money transfer card as well which I don't need because the Credit Union approved my loan. Can I just pay this back straight away as soon as it hits my bank?

Last 2 digits is the percentage chance Ebin loses his virginity before his birthday

Treated meself to a new pair of shorts today and got meself a chicken wrap at spoons. I mean why not. It Tuesday x

>>81837207
7%, I'm liking those odds. my digits are the percentage its actually a woman

DIdn't have any STDs, must have just been a UTI

>>81837228
2% chance you lose your virginity to a woman before your birthday, and a 5% you lose it to a man

>go outside
>nowhere to go
>they keep changing things that were there when I was a child
>the shops seem to be always closed
>go home and cry
I hate this country.

Garn to the Beehive

>>81837252
>Face full of vape smoke
>Globs of spit and dog shit on the floor
>Everyting once beloved has been turned into a turkish barber or vape shop

lads in the Beehive going, "new shorts mate?"

>>81837264
>weed smell everywhere (and no one offers me any)
>kids keep setting fire to shit for no reason at all
"Just get out more, man!"

>>81837242
0.73% chance of sex each day. Probably less given I'd most likely turn it down on non-consecutive days as I can only bring myself to completetion once every other day thanks to my medicine.

>>81837264
>>Globs of spit and dog shit on the floor
I posted this once before and got riddiculed, the point being that as much as India is a meme for street shitting, the UK isn't even that far behind, just with dog shit rather than human

>>81837252
>>they keep changing things that were there when I was a child

even places i took for granted.
>that'll always be there
>classic building
>lovely pub
>might change owners
>but it could never get knocked down
>turned into student flats
>anything like that

Think I need to tidy my room today lids.

>>81837295
My favourite is when people put dog shit in a bag, and then leave it lying around anyway
What are you doing? If you're going to be a lazy fucker, just leave the shit(preferably knock it under a bush with a stick). The rain will take it away.
You just went out of your way to make something unsightly.

Nick Frost as Hagrid

>>81837294
>More than 3/10s of the way through my 30s
>Closer to 40th birthday than 26th birthday.
>Almost half the age my dad was when he died

>>81837320
yeah the bag won't decompose as much as faeces (famously compostable) will.
less of an issue in some environmentalism way, more just the fact there are horrible bits of plastic bags everywhere and they can fuck right off. what was litter LIKE, in the olden days?

>>81837329
They're not even trying to do anything original with the aesthetics. Just rinse and repeat the same look from the films. Grim.

>>81837357
yeah it all looks a bit cosplay-ish.

and i tried to watch that Sisters of House Black fan film without wanking a few weeks ago. if nothing else, fans can manage the film costumes.

>>81837295
Theres some sort of unimpeachable rule on "doggos" now even though they're mostly a nuisance and since covid at least many are undertrained. We have to put up with dirty slobbering animals in cafes and food venues, piles of dog waste, dogs running up to you off leads drooling on you, dogs yapping and barking at each other and if you dare kick them away or tell them to fuck off its like you've commited some awful crime.

That said, it could be human shit, in the last year I've witnessed 5 cases of public evacuation by humans, 3 of which were identifiable as urination and two of which remain undefined.

>>81837372
>without wanking
Did you win?

I want to make a sissy cuckold porn caption. It's gonna have a PAWG riding a BBC and then another pic of a white sissy with a tiny clit next to her. What sort of caption text should I include?
I was thinking something along the lines of "TINY WHITE CLITS DON'T DESERVE PUSSY!". What do you think, yes or no?

wer predator exposyer
and we jus exposed yer fookin arse.

>>81837203
Don't see why not. It'll just be money on your account so don't see why you couldn't then just use it to pay off the balance. Be more careful with your finances in future, you don't want to end up like SSM.

>>81837389
why are you asking other people if it's your own creation?

>>81837407
Just testing the waters to see if it sounds like a good one or if it needs a bit of refinement.

>>81837386
don't think that's any of your business.

>>81837378
Someone '''''saw''''' (from 25m away) me pissing in a bush and told me he was going to report me to the PoLICE for indecent exposure but never did

>>81837389
Ask Sean mate, he's into that shit.

>>81837347
We just had shit on the ground in the old days.
It wasn't that bad.

>>81837389
maybe the caption could be TL notes for all this coomer lingo you're using.

>>81837412
You brought it up mate. Wonder if there's any decent Harry Potter porn parodies.

Dog shit used to be white now we're inundated with bloody forrun black shit.

>>81837411
you should probably ask on a dedicated sub-reddit or maybe even /gif/

>>81837372
>They're not even trying to do anything original with the aesthetics
>yeah it all looks a bit cosplay-ish
I imagine they don't want to deviate from the films aesthetic because they don't want to have to remake anything in the theme park

Legit went out to the woods yesterday and saw a girl kind of just sat their watching videos on her phone.
Thought she were a goblin.

>>81837447
oh god it's fucking this, isn't it?

they can do mark II robes and wands, get the limited collector's edition HBO merch, but the general look-and-feel is fixed. can't really change the actual pretend-castle.

Wait so they're just straight up making Harry Potter again? One of the most beloved and genuinely well-made adaptations in all of cinema? Just like that. You get 14 years to let the series rest and then boom, reboot time!

So fucking tiresome.

>>81837447
Then what's the fucking point? The films aren't even that fucking old. I'm very interested to see how this turns out to be honest.

wouldn't mind a mad animated series in a scratchy Quentin Blake style. the films are done, they were fine.

i liked Harry Potter as a kid stop not doing it correctly reeeee

>>81837474
Probably because there weren't enough black people in the movies.

>>81837474
Some of the films really aren't that beloved. A few were actually pretty terrible adaptations. The score from the first film really adds to people's nostalgia for a middling series of films.

>>81837474
I don't get why they don't try to put some kind of sequel series into production. The stage play is a thing that exists, that no one cares about because it's a stage play

Been working since 9am. Just looked in my outbox out of curiosity. Six emails sent.
Currently working at about 0.86 emails per hour. Coooorrrrr, this wfh thing is a real fucking ballache eh? Absolutely back-breaking labour these days. Might have to take a menol elf day.

>>81837477
>Then what's the fucking point?
spondoolies

>>81837474
two things i remind myself:
>"Batman Begins"? another one?
>"Iron Man"? wow they're really at the bottom of the barrel now.

none of this will ever end. maybe we'll get a Quidditch Through the Ages spin-off, leading into the Fantastic Beasts remakes.

>>81837474
once the series is done we'll get another reboot 15 years later.
maybe in fully immersive vr format or whatever they got in the future.
will probably see 5-6 reboots in our lifetime

>>81837494
People don't care about it because it's dogshit.

>>81837516
have you seen it, lad?

i know you hate me, i give you no safety

>>81837467
i think the theme park has made them more money than the movies, so the tv series is just to get the next generation interested in the IP so they keep going to it

>>81837518
I've read it and yeah it's dogshit.

>>81837489
Sadly I think this is the case. Maybe not consciously, but definitely subconsciously the shitlibs who obsess over the series are desperate to call it racist even though they love it.

>>81837493
Beloved as in they have places in a lot of peoples' hearts. I say this unironically the series is really quite well made and was a relatively non-controversial thing that a lot of people could enjoy. I personally don't think they're cinematic masterpieces, because they obviously aren't, but they're good films and very good kids films. The adaptation was quite good for the most part - fans really loved them.

>>81837494
I think they're unlikely to strike gold in the same way as the movies did with their casting, so they're hedging their bets and remaking it again for the nostalgia value while taking the hit of new actors rather than taking the gamble of a new series that also has new actors.

>>81837508
>>81837511
True. Time is a flat circle.

>>81837400
Nonce hunters are just school bullies who never grew out of that phase. But because they're bullying society's biggest bogeymen aka nonce's they get a pass. That's just the truth of it.

Liberal white women are literally ruining our country and our children.

J.K. Rowling went from being a scrounger to sitting on the internet all day trying to GENOCIDE transgenders.

is that something you're okay with, /britfeel/?

>>81837566
She sucked me off after a night out in London in the mid 2000s. She seemed quite normal then.

>>81837524
insane but i guess this is how 'franchises' end up. there could even be tie-in novels!

Garn webrezehive me

>>81837516
so make it good, or just rewrite the whole thing. That's what adaptations are for.

>>81834273
This is a British thread m8, we all know what pastilles are.

Post-400 anxiety very bad right now lads, need a new one ASAP please, like right now please don't let it be like the last time when it nearly got to 500.

failed to go to the shops again yesterday, chaps.
I told my paid friend I'd do it, and I couldn't buy anything when I got in there.

>>81837612
Grow up, we're going to 500!

>>81837610
they are the best chewy sweet

>>81837610
That thumbnail looks like a cock and balls lol

>>81837530
>I say this unironically the series is really quite well made
everything is CGI now and they can do basically anything. after decades i appreciate the OTHER shit they did to make everything magic. PlayStation trolls and centaurs aside, the first one does a lot of simple tricks well.

Harry gets his magic important wand, they switch on a bulb and a wind machine. it is kino.

FFS had my trousers on backwards all day like an utter spacker
hopefully nobody noticed kek

Just saw an absolute spacker wondering around with his trousers on backwards like a fucking mong kek, obviously twat.

>>81837497
I'm on 2 sent for the day lad hehe. it really not right they working us this hard.

>>81837577
she looks like she was crazy. would.

90 pound on a helmet. well he got to protect himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myczUbcHDJM

>>81837669
You and he are helmets

Do women really just suck random men off on a night out? Like just straight up blow them in the club toilets or whatever? What's in it for them?

It time for them noodles.

>>81837681
Partly because drunk as fuck. People will do all kinds of nonsense when very drunk.

>>81837678
I got your fucking helmet right here mate *grabs crotch*

>>81837681
It's fun for them sometimes.

OH MY FLIPPING DAYS X

got sucked off by a lass in kitkat in berlin once

>>81837681
We went back to her flat, I was at Uni at the time.

I didn't have a youth after the age of about 15, and I don't even know what I missed, or if I would have enjoyed any of it.
>never wanted to grow up
>experience advanced physical aging, and have all of my friends ripped away from me, so the only people I can talk to for the next few years are twice as old as me
You ever feel like the universe is doing this on purpose? There's a poetic theme here.

>>81837706
But you didn't tho did you mate?

SSM update

1 pint in only
He got a new helmet for his bike
90 bong
It special order because he has a abnormally large head
I come with free light attached
So get in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5n1j5K2VOQ

never had sex me
saving it for true love

>>81837732
I did actually. Specifically, in one of the back bars where there's a mezzanine level with couches and that. you must know it. some couple was shagging in front of us and she got all turned on and went down on me and I fingered her.

>>81837760
Should get a helmet for his smelly arse.

>>81837777
I shave my arse it never smells

>>81837681
i always thought blowjobs were more of a porn meme. handjobs, sure, occurs naturally, doesn't it. but you'd have to go out your way to give a blowjob, even if humans have been doing it since the dawn of time.

even if club -> back to mine wasn't PENETRATIVE sex it was at least MUTUAL masturbation, otherwise yeah what the fuck

>>81837764
me neither, but I don't know if I even like it. I've always had such a strange relationship with the female body. When you really look at it, it's not sexy. Full nudes have never done much for me. I think I very much like the idea of women more than women.

>>81837612
Sorry I'm late, lad, only just got in from work me. Here you go, hope you're doing alright:

>>81837782

>>81837782

>>81837782

>>81837577
please do tell

>>81837792
Fuck off mate. We're staying til 500

>>81837792
I thought you lost your job Shiprat

>>81837792
Sorry pal not doing it.

>>81837669
Mark can't do more than 2 days sober lol

Got another 72 posts left in here I will just stay in this thread. Simple as.

Fuck it. I'll stay here, even if its just me spamming shite

Really enjoying Song of Farca lads. I think detective games might be for me, though they might not be for you.

>>81837612
Fuck off mong. x

Been off work sick for two days now. Dreading the ol' inbox when I go back tomorrow.

Staying here, collective agreement x

Sprogberg watching non stop Among Us videos on the teleshire

>>81837851
Just us cool lads ITT then, oh aye

90 quit for a helmet lol

>>81837731
>You ever feel like the universe is doing this on purpose?
The hair lassie said everything happens for a reason mate

THIS IS NOT THE END

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjmp8CoZBIo

>>81837885
Well hes gotta have the best hasnt he? 1 pint in only it lush.

>>81837706
Isn't kitkat a gay sex club lad?

>>81837893
>'everything happens for a reason love'
>maybe I walked in here today because we're meant to be, haha!
>'police!'

3 videos telling us hes paid 90 pound for a helmut thanks mark.

>>81837931
What's he bought a helmet for?

>seasideMARK is 3 pints in only. Can't wait to show my helmet Dee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv0DKAo8B8A

>>81837931
>>81837945
I'm amazed he hasn't sold the bike yet

I'll give it another week before it's on Facebook Marketplace

>>81837945
>>81837953
I've been out of the SSM loop for a few weeks. I hope he's been out with his GoPro cycling about.

Never worn a helmet on my bike. Bit gay innit.

>>81837968
When people start ignoring his spam and not posting in his early threads

>>81837909
it's a kink/sex club with lots of gays in it yeah but it's not specifically a gay club. I had to dress up in kinky clothes to get in. It was January so absolutel freezing so showed a piccy to the bouncer of the kinky outfit I had on underneath my clothes kek. It's funny when you go in initially, everyone is just stripping off as if they were in the changing rooms of a swimming pool.

>>81837975
Who even is that lad making early OPs? I suspect its either Shippy or Ebin

Shippy the penis man hasnt been seen here in days

44 posts lads

>>81838007
i just saw him post >>81837966

i respect all the lads in here, don't respect anyone posting in the new thread though x

>>81837995
Literally couldn't give less of a shit. I just ignore the mong.

This thread inspired me to re-read Picture of Dorian Gray. Thanks OP if you're still here.

>>81837939
Safety is a top priority my lid. Our mark has to have the best of the best. After all he deserves it.

>>81838025
Old thread is gaining more activity, more and more lads will see this and be joining us

Nothing wrong with spending big on a good helmet imo might save your life 1 day

>>81838035
Genuinely a more active thread than the new one lmao

>>81837953
Wondered what happened to that ps+ voucher. Kek did he really spend 100 pound on it and redeem it only to pawn it off 5 days later he mug.

Helmet gimmick

What would be even funnier is if someone makes a brand new thread at 500 ignoring the early thread and we all go in there. But I'm not that desperate to counter troll the mong.

>>81838047
Why did you post this in the wrong thread mate?

>>81837995
Some massive bellend that I know for sure. I think its a psychological thing, a control thing that he think he has over us. Well not me. Im staying in here simple as!

Can't wait for SSM's helmet unboxing

>>81838058
sounds like a lush idea

>>81838067
Helen's already seen his helmet many times

>>81837969
I agree lad. If I am going to crash its better to burn out than it is to fade away with some gay plastic helmet on my bonce.

Still proud of the 500 posts lads efforts last couple days.

>>81838090
Same. Almost there now at 474. Just a little bit more.

>>81838090
You're welcome pal. Not stopping this any time soon. It's the right thing to do.

>seasideMARK is 4 pint

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb5eCYetqLE

He can't go more than 2 days sober

The oldfeelers know

>>81838100
>He can't go more than 2 days sober
Neither can I.
I wasn't gonna drink last night but by 8pm I was fucking bored and drank 3 pints before going to sleep.

>>81838074
They are just drinking buddies, nothing sexual going on

>>81838100
>is 4 pint
He was only meant to have 1 today

>>81838106
I've been here about 3 or 4 years now I think, so not very old but definitely experienced and with a connection to the thread and you good lads.

Has anyone watched Murderbot series?
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt30444310/

Few more posts than I'm garn read a book for a while. Let trollmong seethe in his dead thread for a bit longer lmao

>>81838130
No Lollers mate but I'm always looking for TV show recs. Might check it out

>>81838145
Garn take a break after 500 too I'm thinking, got to get productive me

>>81838100
christ he's pished already. the more pissed he gets the more he just rattles off his quotes one after the other.

>>81838121
4 pints is nothing for him, probably wont even make him tipsy

>>81838158
Need to go to the shops to buy meself some shit for tomorrow, me.

eva6 not post today? :(

>>81838169
>4 pints is nothing for him, probably wont even make him tipsy
Relatable.

>>81838164
It's like he falls into a robotic state where his brain's 99% switched off already but the default nonsense still comes out.

>>81838178
Is she on holidays again

>>81838178
hopefully she fucking fell in a wood chipper or something

>>81838178
crossy is still in bed

>>81838146
20 mins per episode is a bit short desu but I'll do two or 3 episodes tonight, 2 if it's poo. I also got Bring It On just for Kirsten Dunst.
>Bring It On
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0204946/

it been done x

Mad how easy it is to finish these threads. Cheers once again lads.

post 500

Alright lads off to the shops, good job mates.
Hopefully it doesnt fucking piss down on me

>>81838211
Shame we now have to go join spam mongs thread.

Done it. Carry on fighting the good fight lads we shall prevail. Good always triumphs over evil.

>>81838164
he drinks the pints in 7 mins. alcoholic

>>81838242
>alcoholic
Nah he's a binge drinker, not an alcoholic. Alcoholics drink every day

>>81838259
he was drinking everyday last few weeks. he doesn't count drinking when he only drtinks 1 or 2 pints

>>81838196
i laughed
>>81838193
my father already booked me into the same cabin for next year

>>81838528
Do your parents just completely run your life? You're basically like an adult child