Thread 82204549

Cheddar Gorge edition

Release the Epstein files, pale monkeys.

Another Saturday night all aIone in your childhood bedroom is it, king?

Nothing wrong with a bit of necrophilia, lad. Nobody gets harmed, do they? Curse they fuckin' don't.

Steak rice and veg

rematch footy on and a podcast blaring de lads just staying comfy x listening to the creep cast borrosca story it v creepy x

>>82204580
Time to move out fella. It getting sad.

>>82204580
Nought wrong being into feet but being into disgusting dirty feet is a whole other vile thing.

>>82204596
are you employed, having sex and enjoying your life fella?

haha yeah no did not think so!

>>82204564
Um I am garn town cottaging
I do not care if you believe me

>>82204613
I'm employed as a full time wind up merchant on Britfeel de lid.

>>82204596
he can't afford it he is in some dead end office job. I bet he listens to capital one all day while talking about his favourite black football player

>>82204620
haha yeah exactly kill yourself

>>82204547
come london xx

>>82204622
luv me ngubu
luv me heart radio
simple as

>>82204583
I've got a job but no ones really very sociable, like I get on with them all but theres this overarching feeling of ''youre my coworker and I dont really have any interest in you apart from keeping the office environment not tense'' theres a few younger people and were all friendly but idk its just not clicking type shit.

The only thing I could make sociable is my guitar playing by joining a band, Ive been looking, maybe that will work out or not.

footspacker is that much of a loser he has to pay for sex. I bet he has to book one night in a travel lodge because he's too embarrassed to bring back a girl to his mummys house

Credit score went up its now FAIR

oh aye x

>>82204634
In liverpool me (not a scouser). Never actually been to london.

Consider strings pulled and my life is STILL much better

cheers x

>>82204650
Credit Score is all a big meme anyway de lid but get in there. x

>go back in time to the middle ages
>everyone is wearing colours
>plenty of holidays
>drink beer all day
>work whenever
>actually good healthcare/dentistry
>surprisingly tolerant of gays
>given a wife by the Church

cor. what a misunderstood culture.

weird how you are heavily invested in other men's lives

Luv me Ngubuuu

>>82204673
noooooo you lived until 22 and all your teeth rotted out and you never bathed and were stinky and worked 17 hours a day and the lords were super super evil stop thinking about other times THIS is the best time ever EVER stop thinking about alternatives!

>>82204650
Mine went down to 847 from 999 because I took out a money transfer credit card.

down to a lovely 11c tonight, much better

Elizabeth from Cheddar

>>82204692
>Ngubuuu
debian 13 is out
ubuntu is dead mate

>>82204706
We may not have much, but at least we have dancing cat gifs to distract us from our impending doom.

sacrifice myself for you now im bloody

keep trying to be sarcastic in other threads but the yanks just dont get it

>>82204708
Wouldn't mind seeing her gorge (on mi cock), if you know what I mean.

>>82204640
Does your work do anything for Christmas? Could try a bowling night, bit of fun and a few drinks. Might spur people on to do it more often?

>>82204730
I love this about the Yanks and that they are so literal too. You can take the piss out of them with ease and baffle them hahaha.

Couldn't imagine watching a silent film in 2025.

I mean you COULD watch it but why? Films have sound now. There's too much of a disconnect. Seems like people just pretending to like it for "art."

gay men sucking cock x

>>82204829
Maintenant je m'ennuie avec lui

>>82204864
I doubt they'd be licking fanny, desu.

garn bed now, early shift tomorrow

Big titty wank bags

Footmong works so his mother doesn't have to

>>82204829
>when you lightly jib them, and they get actually furious and start talking about dropping nukes
alright, m8...

Same with reading a book. Why bother? Just watch a film. Someone has turned those words into moving pictures so you don't have to think.

>>82204926
books look more real than films, desu

>>82204869
C'est ce qu'il semble, c'est ce qu'il semble.
>>82204908
>>82204908
HAHAHAHA yeah, and they start posting pictures of guns and their flag at you. OK, mate, now what.

how can books be real if our eyes arent real......

DO YOU NEED TIME TO REST
DOES IT TAKE TIME TO HEAL?

>>82204933
You must be fucking blind mate.

lollers speak the language of love

>>82204962
What you see in your head when you read a book is real life.
When you watch a film, it's all fake.

Chopping Nagisa's head off and fucking her bloody stump.

Gay sex, Bradford

>>82204979
pls mate ur always doing this to me

Disability, Sunderland

>>82204926
>>82204933
i've not read a book for years now and i watch films and think "fuck me this would work better as a book" (or it's based on a book and i kind of do guesswork backwards)

but now people go "ohh that film ought to have been a series" and eh. is the first episode of the new Harry Potter going to be the Dursleys' trip to Flamingo Land?

>>82204962
needs to take the blindfold off and then he can stick it in

you cut through me like youre pushing me away x

deano next door drives a BMW and when he starts the engine its very loud

>>82205072
shove a baked potato right up his exhaust lad

wonder what footmong looks like

baddie just told me i look "cute asf"
what does this mean?

Classicfm, some lad playing classical games music. No way.
Get it on lads.
2nd piece was linkrel, but more orchestral.
Let's go, told you classicfm had some bangers.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zndgoac6R3o

Think this guy is danTDM, he's saying he voiced a character in skylander.

>>82205092
sounds like she wants you to simp for her

>>82204998
Only joking, Nagisa was my first anime love along with Taiga and Ayu from Kanon.

>>82205092
and slightly foolish

i love her and i feel so bad for her x

>>82205092
>baddie
all right then, what does this mean in this context?

>>82204968
I wished I'd have used the lock down time to learn Romanian desu.

>>82205101
green goblin

>>82205102
Get classicfm on lollers. Gay ming hour.

>>82205101
a pure baddie like
proper bad and that

has some zoomer zonked up on xanax entered the thread?

>>82205102
very ugly language and very ugly people

Back to work on monday after two weeks off, dreading it

probably the most attractive woman ive ever seen is romanian desu, pale skin, dark hair, nice accent, very QT face

brown eyed succubuses tempting me

i try to find the path thats back to her
and take myself to where i can be with her
x
>>82205097
forgiven

>>82205101
think it means she's a koopa troopa

>>82205119
once heard this drunk man on a train from Middlesbrough explaining to a child in Sonic the Hedgehog shorts that Robotnik is a 'proper baddie, isn't he?'
and then he proceeded to explain (accurately) how to unlock Hyper Sonic on the Mega Drive games. terrified 10-year-old and this mother, as this man prattles on about you need to get all the Chaos Emeralds not just the once, but...

>>82205201
NTA but, fuck koopa troops, always coming first in super Mario kart, cheating arse mofo.

>>82205216
I am me, fuck autocorrect as well. Faggot arse thing.

>>82205172
When I see a cute anime lass I'm like fuck yeah but then I watch the show more and get attached and it makes me sad and lonely in life.

Watching the sopranos with my wife

Me? Got to be arch linux

>>82205264
Same but windows.

>>82205264
>Me? Got to be arch linux
PEDO! PEDO! PEDO!

Me? Arch-based linux distributions

Why did ice cube act in war of the worlds

>>82205250
He was an intewior decowator. His house looked like shit.

on a mental 1 rn
laughing at my own posts
and laughing my arse off at those feet footmong just posted too

Me? A distribution that runs the arch package of tools over the top of the linux kernel

Used to have the 3 disc Clannad soundtrack on my iPod and must have listened to it 100 times.

Me? Probably arch linux, but open to alternatives so long as they are as good as, or better than, arch linux

>>82205288
Did dayday make him sign up?

i support anime because it keeps them away from real girls/women.

>>82205295
get in lad x

Me? I love sharing arch linux with my friends

>>82205295
sleep deprivation? drugs? manic episode?
comes to us all der loddingtons

>>82205314
>them
Anime characters? Yeah they tend to stick to 2D vehicles. They stay in their lane, as it were.

>>82205323
you shouldn't do that, you could infect other people.

Hope I don't wake up from my sleep tonight. World would be better off without me.

>>82205341
Very true sean kill yourself

>>82205335
fucking anime characters slipping between prison bars and that

>>82205341
I hope that as well, I hope you wake up in the morning, nice and refreshed.

Me? Nothing but arch linux in my future

ive got debian on my laptop
x

Me? I love talking about arch linux with my britfeel friends

I saw Sean's willy at the urinal
it flopped out
and it was fucking huge
i was well impressed
i couldnt believe my eye

>>82205366
wish i knew about arch linux so we could have a proper e-chin wag

Nintendogs on classicfm.

Bangers all night long (until the gaming show finishes).

Arch claimants, post scrot.

you won't.

dont mind me
just on arch llinux
oops
wait
got to update my system
*updates system*

>Zevenor Gordon from Glenton Road, Lewisham, was given a sentence of 1 year and 4 months for sexually assaulting six women on board trains in London.

Lucy Connolly was given 2 years and 7 months for a tweet btw. Just something to think about.

>>82205391
You're meant to compare lucy connelly and throat slitty ricky.

>>82205391
does racist ideologies help make you feel better about your shit life you gammon?

>>82205385
oh thats well lush
i loved nintendogs
classic fm with dan tdm al the way x

>>82205403
Not him but, do. It's do blahblahblah, you forrin gammon.

>>82205385
>Next Level with DanTDM, on Classic FM

the fuck.
all right.

DanTDM is a national hero

Stray music on now.
Think r lollers liked that game.

Frivvi is single and now is my chance

can they play some runescape songs x

>>82205475
Ganbatte lad. I believe out of all of us you have the best chance.

Classic FM, you are now playing electronic music from a recent computer game.

you have gone TOO FAR

this is the only classic music i listen to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xy3RjUX3UeQ

>>82205475
im cuter than her lmao

>>82205391
corr lives near me so he does

>>82205479
Bet you could email him and see if he could next week (i think it might be prerecorded).

>>82205492
radio 3 is superior anyway. classic fm is rather trashy

>>82205498
as for me its body transporter
fucking mint this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JguC0732xAM

at this point i assume every girl posted on here is a tranny

>>82205533
the r9k effect

>>82205520
Not him but, classicfm has some good stuff. Friday and Saturday nights have a film night with Jonathan woss, and this game night. Radio3 is good, it's all good. Stop being a snob.

I AM THE BODY TRANSPORTER
I SPECIALISE IN PAIN AND SLAUGHTER

>>82205314
>genshiken
Love the manga.

will be putting my penis in

>>82205564
do a bit of tummy posting for the boys

might get into Kingdom Hearts. how complex could such a thing be.

>>82205583
oh hi mate
i loved that 358 days one on the ds

>>82205555
Checkt.

drunk teenager listening to Classic FM thinking about old cartoons, and sending ME pictures of her willy :-)

>>82205616
excuse me mate what are you going on about there?

I much prefer watching people on YouTube and pretending they are my friend and im part of the friend group than actually having social life

https://youtu.be/s9vXVPriYAo?si=rccLbXiFEXfvFV2v

example is meaty magic

I dont even play it but I wish I was there

>>82205626
come, let me show you my magic ring.

>>82205638
live streams way better because its real time interactions

10 o'clock. time for the gamers to get up and start the daily grind.

lads, iv'e found a place where we can boogie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRYwE2ybmoI

Got clunge? Oooo baby, will travel.

>>82205687
IM IN x
oh my days
lets get another one queued up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KleUddM2IPw

>>82205687
sorry mate too busy listening to depressive suicidal black metal

Myleen clarse

Feel ill af me. Keeping off the wooze for a while after today.

HEY BITCH
I SEE YOU WORKING AT THE MALL

>>82205729
>Keeping off the wooze for a while after today
You have posted that about 300 times at this point.
You never do.

>>82205729
hope you choke on your own vomit you fat gay fuck long necked cunt

ok next song please

>>82204640
>I've got a job but no ones really very sociable, like I get on with them all but theres this overarching feeling of ''youre my coworker and I dont really have any interest in you apart from keeping the office environment not tense'
My last job was like this. The lads in there used to always say "Listen mate, there's no friends in business". Never went out on nights out or anything and I worked there for 5 years. Mad really.

>>82205687
/boogiefeel/

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t6HSlZBNwUQ

Northumbria Police on the lookout for a vulnerable young man. Described as early 30s, 'faded, boyish good looks with a slender neck'. Last spotted in the Barge & Barrel on Burdon Road.

>>82205793
is this him mate? ive seen him hes one of them rappers

>>82205793
Stop being so obsessed, its not good for your mental elf's.

Ann Widdecombe

I am banned from using the internet

I'm in the UK and I just googled boobs I'm scared I fucked up Are they gonna deport me

footspacker still rattled in the cage over last night thinking it was HHL that was doing the trolling. in fact it was me the entire time

>>82205820
depends. did your computer device DISPLAY the pictures of boobs? if so, that counts as production, we're talking 5 years minimum.

>>82205805
Why do girls like black bulls so much? Is it any question? Average white guy cant please a woman sexually. Black bulls got huge balls that shoot the cum really hard. Most girls cum from a black males ejection speed and raw power. It tickles their insides way more compared to a white boys tiny sack that lacks the proper machinery to increase shooting speeds.

>>82205820
Yep. Quickly tell us your bank account and sort code numbers, so we can bail you out.

Another Saturday night spent alone. Just like the hundreds of other ones I suppose. Least I have you guys and a wuppa.

>>82205849
>Black bulls got huge balls that shoot the cum really hard. Most girls cum from a black males ejection speed and raw power. It tickles their insides way more compared to a white boys tiny sack that lacks the proper machinery to increase shooting speeds.

>>82205854
love you mate post a couple tunes for the thread x

>>82205854
you could say we're like family. blood relatives, even. compatible blood. when was the last time you had a liver function test?

DVD lad here? Or any other kino connoisseur?

What is the best female-led movie? Not counting Disney or Ghibli.

Bloody Hell just spent a small fortune on Wapanese softcore porn what am I like?

>>82205876
Titane by Julia Ducournau is the first that popped into my head

>>82205882
just a slip of the fingers mate it werent your fault x

>>82205863
This guys white lol thats why hes got cool anime pictures saved. I love white people culture. You seem like you got lots of cum into a tissue today.

>>82205882
Well that's more like it

>>82205876
Hard to say but a good question. There's a big argument for Alien here I reckon. Fuck it, throw Showgirls into the mix as well. Mulholland Drive just because it's one of my favourite films. Lady Snowblood films or the Female Prisoner: Scorpion films. There are lots of great female led kino.

>>82205889
Any more normal ones that the average person would have saw/heard of?

White feet are a racist dog whistle.
Nazi punks fuck off!

>>82205876
quite like Alien. you can't say it's not feminine, it's not about rape, because it is.

>>82205915
>punks
You Dutch?

Everything is exactly right, when I walk around here drunk every night.

>>82205910
>>82205920

Alien is a very good one. I've was thinking Shakespeare in Love and Sicario.

my favourite movie of all time is transofmers 2007 its dead brilliant

>>82205893
They hard to resist. Pristine restorations of Nikatsu Roman Porno. Corrrrrr!
Also...
SUSU GET YOUR TITS OUT!

>>82205914
you should watch it, lad. it's good.

>>82205944
Haven't seen Titane yet but I have Raw on Blu-ray and I really like it.

Used to dress like a skinhead when I was 18. Harrington jacket, shirt, slim jeans, Docs, everything. Although I had pretty long hair. Can't be fucked with dressing up now

>>82205932
>shakespeare in love
People love to shit on this film for some reason but I remember liking it.

>>82205944
I saw the words "gender fluid" in the synopsis and that is already raising red flags for me.

>>82205974
Why not shave your head? Dont have to dress up.

>>82205979
It insists upon itself. Judi Dench is probably the best thing about it and she's in it for like two minutes.

>>82205941
always here arent you big lad x

>>82206003
Didn't she famously win best actress for such a small amount of screentime?
If anything, it's better than Crash, one of the worst films I've ever seen.
https://youtu.be/fekIUPnwH_g?si=hczEG6JV3QaJH8Bm

is emo lad here

>>82206021
Admittedly I've got the thread open on my phone 24/7. I don't know what it is but HAPA girls drive me fucking nuts.

>>82206021
And you, ugly cretin

Employed for 3 months now. All I've been doing really is shitposting here and playing video games. Gets boring. Idk how you permaNEETs do it desu

>>82206128
wtf ...
what did i do

>erotic sexual transformation cinema
sounds French as hell
>also cars
i already read Crash. how is the film, of Crash?

>>82206143
>employed
Meant unemployed x

>>82206046
>Didn't she famously win best actress for such a small amount of screentime?
Anthony Hopkins got best actor even though he was on screen for ten minutes. Hollywood has a bad habit of giving the award after the actor's best work. Like Dicaprio getting it for Aviator, Gary Oldman for Darkest Hour, or Sean Connery for Untouchables, etc even though that was not their best work.

>>82205876
Silence of the lambs is another one

>>82206155
The Cronenberg Crash is amazing but the similar named film that won Best Picture is terrible.

>>82206177
Actually Silence of the Lambs might be THE answer. Corrr, rewatched the 4K recently with Dolby Vision. Cracking film. QUID PRO QUO CLARICE.

>>82206204
Actually Silence of the Lambs might be THE answer.
Yeah, but are you watching it for Jodie Foster, or are you watching it for Hopkin's legendary performance?

Wonder if DVDlad has seen K pop demon hunters.

Judi Dench's best work is Mrs Brown
Jodie Foster's best work is Contact, though I enjoy her more in Maverick.

tfw orphaned along with my brother
world a cruel dark place with no parents

>>82206242
I am watching it for both Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins.
>>82206275
It's on my watchlist.
>>82206328
Jodie Foster's best work is The Accused and Taxi Driver IMO.

>>82206065
which one
cos maybe if im them or not

>>82206143
Employed in the same job for nearly 11 years me...
>>82206161
oh nvm

>>82206358
Never saw The Accused and can never bring myself to like Taxi Driver.

>>82206355
Do you still live together?

>>82206402
hes always posting good tunes and sending me skramz
just thinking ive got to transition into emo mode rn

>>82206143
Try joining a local litterpicking group if you've got the time. Most of them might only ask you to do maximum of 4 hours a month and you're not obligated to join. Will get you out into the community which is something the employed struggle to do and you'll meet a lot of boomers and surprisingly lots of women. The other perk of these kinds of groups is you'll encounter all sorts of weird shit thrown in the woods. In twelve months of litter picking I've found a golf cart, several fridges, almost a tonne of nitrous oxide canisters. three hundred in counterfeit deprecated pound coins and todays pick of the decade - a brand new fucking sex toy.
On top of that, you'll often get out in nature, get some exercise, make Britain a nicer place over-all even it's just one less crisp packet off the road.

>>82206447
uh occasionally I turn up and go "emo tonight lads" and then post a link, so might be me
I've been spamming this EP/album in general if you need it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECYLHCWPAsA

>>82206143
>Idk how you permaNEETs do it desu
by squeezing all your emotions into a tiny little ball and desperately ignoring them

>>82206465
oh another year wasted?
sounds like my kinda tune x
first 30 seconds proper lush

>>82206478
the final third makes my dick hard lad, cant lie
>OLD RECORDINGS
>OF ALL MY FRIENDS VOICES
>THE 1S AND 0S
>ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM
(i think anyway dont think they put out the lyrics)

DSBM has the better "i've wasted my fucking life" tracks though imo

me? autistically putting together the best left for dead 2 mod load order only to play one campaign and get bored

>>82206498
me? buying friendslop then never playing it as i have no friends and solo its not very fun

>>82206498
Same, but with Oblivion.

>>82206523
I'd never get bored of Oblivion, me

>>82206523
I go through fallout 3, fnv, morrowing, oblivion, skyslop in a continuous modding cycle since 2008, pretty mental that ive been doing it this entire time

The Hotel Year, or The Hotelier as they became, got popular and thus RUINED but they did know how to emo at parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlDu01khULk

>>82206488
loved it lad
i dont really listen to dsbm, there was one i liked called sadness or unhappy or something, can't remember now

Me? Classic arch linux with xfce

>>82206553
I would like to play fallout 3 but Im too much of a spacker to know how to install the unofficial patch on PC. It fixes hundreds of bugs that Bethesda never bothered to fix.

>>82206562
Sadness is more blackgaze than DSBM but aye it aint for everyone
take an emo track that means way too fucking much to me for all the wrong reasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFYtLi_PFPc

>looking after baby all day
>cries all the time
>no rest
>spend two hours rocking it to sleep while it cries
>get into bed
>wakes up crying and has been for another hour

Wife is taking this one. Fuck me I'm so miserable. I just want to sleep. Please for the love of fucking god let me sleep.

>>82206584
you posted this the other week
went straight into the likes x

Me? Linux of the arch variety

Me? Put a gun to my head I'd pick arch linux

>>82206584
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRruHp3zhn0
oh i was thinking of this, seems a different genre though

>>82206597
sorry lad, repeating meself, every listen of it though drags me back to the thoughts I'm not supposed to have
just like this'un that I know I haven't posted but isnt exactly obscure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrfWIdvAjKE

Me? Rather have a thinkpad running arch linux than a gf

Me? Love arch linux

>>82206619
easy mistake to make, especially with the fact there are depressive metal bands called "sadness" and "unjoy" to make it harder for me to guess
smeg happens init

Me? Arch linux and you know it

Me? Linux, but has to be arch

>>82206620
when i had a life and i had friends
and i miss all of them

Me? The arch distribution of linux

i prefer debian
debian + flatpaks thank you
also got debian on my vps
firing up another debian vps soon
shall be running wireguard on it
ill be hosting it in iceland

Me? Arch, no substitutions

Me? Arch linux because it's lightweight, fast and flexible

>>82206665
when that album came out it had been 2 years since I was last happy and had a life with friends, so it hit me extra hard
even though it's still the same now

will always shill a bit of Have Mercy, mind you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5QblHn-OXI

Me? Well you guessed it I use arch linux

>>82206420
The Accused is very good check it out. Why do you nog like Taxi Driver? It's not my favourite Scorsese but I still enjoy it. I prefer Mean Streets, King of Comedy and Goodfellas.
>>82206498
Good game that but I played it with me school mates, might be boring solo.
>>82206574
You really don't need to bother. I've played the console versions for 100s of hours no issues. I never really do mods with TES games.

Me? Debian, because it's rock solid and stable like my cock

Me? I like to prosetlytise about arch linux

Me? I find people enjoy my arch linux posts, so I keep making them

Ruddy Hell the bug on Oblivion: GOTY on PS3 where you couldn't cure vampirism. That takes me back.

>>82206700
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5QblHn-OXI
nice cute one that

Me? Always happy to talk about arch linux

How did people even make out what was happening on telly in the 50s and 60s with such small screens from far away?

Me? Arch linux oh aye x

>>82206700
love a bit of that turnover too me reminds me of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eN0-UztnXU

>>82206742
take one more for the road mate then ill stop
mostly as i'm running out at this point before i get into repeats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88bSA0XXp3M

>>82206746
wonder this all the fucking time. tiny box in the corner.

what if there's text, on screen? was everyone far-sighted?

Me? Classic arch linux style x

Me? Arch linux iykyk

Me? Arch linux 2025

>>82206757
really like this
always like your recs lad
cheers x

>>82206756
not heard that one honestly mate, already bought a physical for a laugh
i'll give it a spin once i work past something a touch different

Me? Arch linux ride or die

>>82206784
its a pure classic

Me? Arch linux forever

>>82206792
it better be m8

I prefer Debian, know why? Because it's rock solid stable like my willy

Me? The only OS I need is arch linux

>>82206802
let us know what you think when it comes in x

>>82206814
well I've also downloaded it from [legitimate sources] so I'll give it a spin soon, likely early tomorrow as I wanna finish this screamy french shit before I pop off to snoozeville

4chan now seeking legal representation against OFCOM

https://nitter.poast.org/prestonjbyrne/status/1956391746029428914#m

>>82206909
Yeah we are so getting this place banned lol. It's over lads.

Wish you lads would stop posting politics and blogposts and post more music.

>politicians turning Britain into a shit hole
>this evokes various feels
>REEEEEEEEE STOP POSTING ABOUT THIS STUFF IN BRITFEEL!!!

>>82206977
There's an entire politics board for you lad.
Also you cunts just post the same 3ish things over and over that aren't really proper issues anyway, fucking boring.

>>82206909
Imagine if 4chan knocks over the first domino that leads to this whole censorship thing blowing over, because the UK can't really bully the whole world into playing along with their internet rules tho
That'd be pretty funny.

my favourite music genre? punk. not because of the music, but because it dares to attack the establishment.

>OFCOM tries to fine 4chan
>obviously 4chan tells OFCOM to go fuck itself and is protected by US legal precedent
>OFCOM reports to government that 4chan isn't cooperating
>UK ISPs required to add 4chan to blacklist
What am I missing here? There's no victory for Brits in this situation, they'll just ban it at the ISP level if they can't control it.

>>82207031
this, but throwing dogshit at people's cars

>>82207031
It used to. Punk today means flabby, balding 50 year old man who thinks Farage is a Nazi. The sort of person who reposts Hope Not Hate articles on Facebook.

>>82207031
so you love national socialist black metal too?

>>82207059
>Hope Not Hate
aren't they the one that's not as bad as that other one?

>>82207109
If by the other one you mean Stand Up To Racism then maybe? SUTR is the one where they actively tried to shield their CEO against rape charges after he raped an intern repeatedly.

>>82207059
tbf, Johnny Rotten is basically full UKIP now.

>>82207163
they're callin em Stand Up For Rape these days. Bit of a lark, ennit?

>>82207211
That's fair enough, but doesn't change the fact that the 'punk scene' is trannies and feminists that will go apoplectic if you say British people are white.

I DID say this at the beginning and it was ''hurrrr why we no banned at 00:00'' ''hurrrrrrrrrrrr nuffink eva hapins urrrrr hurrr durrrr'' and now its actually happening, 4chan wont pay the fine, 4chan is american and doesn't care, ofcom will bleet to uk isps to block this place because it doesn't le comply, give it a month or 2, 3 at max. Or perhaps ''2 more weeks durrrrrr''

Why do I have a vague memory of Johnny Rotten fighting a kangaroo on I'm a Celebrity?

Lost location with my Apu after he took the Spaffington Shuttle to Humping and then took the bus to Spunkby-on-the-Tummy. Terrified for him as there's no trains back at this time and his phone is dead, last text I got off him was that there's no kebab shops open in rural areas past midnight and that he's craving for a wustlers or a webab wrap. Just in fucking tears.

>>82207318
Seen a Facebook post about an Apu trying to charge his phone on a lamppost who electrocuted himself. Now he's wandering around with his hair looking like the Bride of Frankenstein saying he's lost.

>>82207333
Must've been a luxury Fren for him to have had his own hair system. The purefrogs are the most stolen breed in Britain, not right.

>>82207350
It not right what they do to Wuppastine. Loads of cold frogs running around dodging missiles going through caffeine withdrawal.

WHERE THE FUCK IS SHIPPY!?

shouldn't let a few rapists get in the way of socialism. if you start tarring and feathering everyone connected to a rapist, we'd all be covered.

my rapist Bacon number? 3. (former flatmate's girlfriend's ex-boyfriend)

>>82207446
Too many people in power are nonces and rapists I've noticed. Unavoidable, it seems. Inevitable mayhap.

>>82207459
i know why, but you wouldn't believe me

>>82207470
go on, try us.

very difficult to find joy in anything even my hobbies

>>82207474
meditate on it like a buddist koan.

>>82206909
Based Yanks

>>82207518
Yanks are fags but so are we. Bunch of cunts ruining anything and everything. Kinell.

why are these high-profile lawyers always 'characters', man.
Preston Byrne: free speech defender, crypto expert, and marmot protector.

>>82207518
>Based Yanks
speeding up the block lmfao

now that there's money in data, what if Trump puts a tariff on data packets arriving to/from the US?

you download a 1 MB file, it costs you two megabytes.

>>82207695
Don't give them any ideas you madlad.

she is just like me, rather rather.

>>82207923
Why is there a long piece of poo on his shoulder??

think ive got time for a little game of AOE2?

nah fuck it, just gonna go bed early and doomscroll, goodnight lids

this place is like one massive old people's home, fucking hell- got to get out

>>82208794
ive been to old peoples homes, theyre fucking depressing

>>82208891
HHL lives in a care home for old people and he seems to have fun

Me? Up at the crack of arse to catch a plane innit

Me? Up at the crack of arse to go to work innit

work in 2, cba

me and shippy gone hog peeling in the early hours of a sunday

My family owns a house in Umbria. Might move there and start an italian family.

Morning de lads
>gestures to the east
and morning de lads
>gestures to the west
morning de lads
>gestures to the north
and morning de lads
>gestures to the south.

And thus the world heard the Whistle Posse Blow - and it was found to be lush. (Curtis 3:8)
Now we will begin the Muppy Dutty Bacon Butty dance before we sit down to Bacon Mutty Time.

It was fun listening to classicfm gay ming choons last night. Will be tuning in next week as well me thinks. And Jonathan woss' film choons as well on fri and sat 7-9. Good stuff.

>>82210692
you stink of shit

SEASIDESUNDUPDATE
https://youtu.be/2Q23AmquT4E
SEASIDESUNDUPDATE

>>82211042
>SEASIDESUNDUPDATE
fascinating

>>82211042
he stinks of shit

>>82211042
Already deleted de lod

>>82207318
do you not tag them so you can keep them tracked?

hot asian milf on cam 8/10
no bedsheet on the bed
disgusting, changed to 2/10

Shippy is a virgin btw

Picked up my parcels but bought them back home, going to start at 10, it's sunday all the dossers will still be in bed

>>82211257
>all the dossers will still be in bed
im here

>went to go blackberry picking this morning
>Poles had already cleared all the bushes of fruit into large baskets.
>Asked if I could have some
>Told me no

Not right I picked at this spot for a decade.

>>82211274
The early bird catches the worm, my lad

>>82211265
Not on my round though are you lad

good to see some companies still hire lads, i dread seeing that "apu will be delivering your parcel" and fearing the frog delivery

>>82211298
i live in north london

>>82211319
Van should be blue lad or just a random car most people use their cars
>>82211324
Then you're defo not on my round

Hes a fucking nonce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hang him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>82211257
>Picked up my parcels but bought them back home
Is this legal?

Somewhat slightly did my wollocks in as they say
And something else in
Another part of the old body shire
Anyway anyway don't care

>>82211361
Why do you have no problem with something as degenerate as "cottaging" but refuse to have sex with Ebin?

>>82211349
Of course it is lad

>>82211367
How new are you? Like seriously. I don't do that. You really can't tell when I post vs when somebody pretends to be me? Just can't help you there I'm afraid.

Personality (A) and Personality (B) doing the sex together XD XD XDDDDDDDD

>>82211382
>You really can't tell when I post vs when somebody pretends to be me?
Not really no. I always assume it's you desu.

My family owns a hunting lodge in Botswana. Might move out there and have a wank

>>82211445
is your family white?

>>82211382
Would be nicer if you just got a trip so I can filter you anyway

>The 19-year-old 'fogey' who hasn't voted in a general election or had a girlfriend, but he's running a 400million pound budget as Britain's youngest council leader

He one of us!

just invested my entire net worth in some shitcoin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMckoqLbCs8

Who was in the wrong?

>>82211494
You'd still gossip and post about him anyway, you sad little girl.

>>82211502
Clown world desu

>>82211507
mikeys a twat. other day he rammed his bicycle into a car

at this point I go to the gym just to see girls. porn ban making me loco man. good for the soul though lusting after real women with personalities n that!

>>82211502
that could have been you if you didn't spend your days on an anonymous website being a whiny edge lord

Might become a traffic auditor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8KyktrW71w

>>82211522
lads like me or ruthlad didnt stand a chance from the beginning. for us its better to not even try. not everybody can be a winner

>>82211456
What has that got to do with anything?

>>82211516
The drivers are clearly the ones breaking the rules of the road. Good on Mikey I say.

>>82211532
white land owners in africa are wrong'uns imo

>>82211529
Cagers fear the Afrikaner.

>>82211537
Then they need to start paying road tax until then they can jog on

Road tax, as it was originally known, was abolished in the UK in 1937 and replaced by Vehicle Excise Duty (VED), which is now commonly referred to as car tax. This tax is paid for the use of vehicles on public roads, but the revenue does not specifically fund road maintenance.

>>82211608
>venue does not specifically fund road maintenance.

of course, the tax is to fund hotel migrants instead

>>82211623
>of course, the tax is to fund hotel migrants instead
And single mothers. Fuming I am, what am I? Fuming, me, that's what.

just did done a wank

>>82211623
And paying for Keir Starmer and all of his mates to have three houses, and a Champaign budget.

>>82211647
Ant done one in like four days. Think I'm a monk now.

we unironically need to just start harvesting the turnips. Just pull all of the turnips up out of the garden. Cut the fuckers up into little pieces, and make a big turnip dinner.
I'm just saying it now, I'm sorry.

>>82204549 (OP)
>Cheddar Gorge
Does it have gorgeous cheddar cheese? :3

If anybody wants a good laugh go on osamabinphils latest video and watch the seething from his fans over seasideMARKs deleted VOD. Hilarious.

We UNIRONICALLY need to start barbecuing sausages. Just cook every one of the fuckers, until they're crispy, and have a grand old get together.
I'M JUST SAYING IT NOW, I'M SORRY.

morning de lads morning de lads
>>82211702
day 3 for me
going all the way to 100 this time x
>>82211742
i like mine cooked a little bit longer

>>82211742
Dude you need to implant your dick into a girls bum so hard that whenever pulled your sword out of the stone would be crowned King Arthur

Just gonna lie in bed all day and feel sorry for myself I reckon
Like yeah my bf is gonna argue with me later but do I care curseeee I don't simple as as you were etc etc

>>82211784
Lol this guy has had his asshole pounded by gaychad

>>82211784
Nothing wrong with doing fuck all today, sunday is a day of rest, literally says it in the bible

>>82211783
I do, but they don't talk to me. I have really really bad autism, and basically just can't deal with people, and I may have some residual trauma from from things that happened to me as a child. What can I say?
AINT NO ONE LOVE ME. HELP.

might go back to bed to be desu
cant be freaking arsed

https://vocaroo.com/1ddPL9GXd1CG
Few more verses, with an ending verse for those interested in my cheesy little tune.

>>82211796
me? stuck at work, not rite

>>82211795
Girls only love chad sadly. They might use you as a beta bux for awhile, but theyre always looking for a black bull to knock them up. It sucks being white these days, most white guys just end up shooting up a school.

cottaging

>>82211817
will i need wellies?

>>82211784
Febreze levels?

>>82211869
Virgin levels?

>>82211875
saving mine for the one x

>>82211880
based ebin, you truly are too pure for this world x

Love cottaging around Newcastle me. Curseee I do

Feel terrible. Big changes in life needed 8 reckon. Change for the sake of change sorta thing.

>>82211966
move to london and become an investment banker

>>82211959
I never cottage in my hometown. You think I'm some kind of idiot?

>>82211969
which town do you go to then? just out of interest

Haha poster (sex thing) LOL

>>82211966
>8 reckon

>>82211972
Keeping it private me laddie
>>82211976
Wow ze typo! So what.

never been to north england, dont want to go either desu

Is this the real chika or the imposter now? I genuinely cant tell

>>82211990
You are here all day every day. Get a life. Seriously.

I just dont like women, why do women just pick arguments for no reason? just not doing it, the only winning move is to not play.

4chan stands up against Kier

>>82212027
I cant fucking stand this blokes voice is it a character hes playing? genuine nails on chalkboard

>>82212014
After 30 years, I finally realised that's women when they're in their "I'm on my period and baiting you into reacting" mode.
Women, lads, amiright? Gross and stinky.

>>82212014
>>82212047
Virgin cope. It sad.

>>82211779
Would like to morning de lid all over her boobies.

>>82212047
theyre fucking well annoying, why do men have to put up with this? youre a fully grown woman sort it out.

>>82212049
literally got a gf

>>82212057
>literally got a gf
Proof?

>>82212031
kek yeah I got to turn off the video because of the voice

>>82212049
POO POO! SHE SMELLS LIKE POO!
EEEEEUUUUGHHH!

Chika's penis smells like poo

>>82212074
You are a sad and lonely virgin with no life outside of 4chan. I said my piece.

>>82212100
no proof you aint a virgin

Don't understand the Chika bullying. By all accounts he's a nice poster. Just homophobia I reckon.

>>82212118
>he's a nice poster
He isn't

>>82212118
Its literally chika talking to himself. Hes a weird cunt

Ofcom have deemed chikas fartbergs unsafe for public

Can't believe this was based off of Chika's childhood.

>>82212140
fucking hell I forgot that existed

>>82212140
I bet boomer film executives thought this film would make. A billion pounds just because it had the ginger kid in it from Harry Potter. What goes through their heads? This film was complete crap. Wonder if DVDlad has it.

There's a poster here, who gets very upset when people don't give him attention. Been like this for years, they actively try and chase recognisable posters out of the thread.
Poor ickle lad.

Tfw you cut out every sneed oil and you're still doing radioactive farts

>>82212162
>There's a poster here, who gets very upset when people don't give him attention. Been like this for years, they actively try and chase recognisable posters out of the thread.
>Poor ickle lad.
fascinating

BN's activity holidays in Phnom Penh

>>82212155
It's actually a pretty decent film. Very charming and too well made to be considered bad. I can understand why you'd think it's shit from the premise and poster though.

Why does his mum charge him so much rent?

When your boyfriend's cock is in your arse and you let out a fart so rancid and volatile, the radiation morphs his cock into a vagina.

>>82212164
you should change to chuck oil

>>82212118
I don't mind him but his woe is me posts are a fucking bore.

>>82212198
>his woe is me posts
Thats the imposter

>>82212198
You are just jealous I am popular here and you are a nobody. Deal with it.

we used to have the best personalities, we all we have left is a gay from newcastle and a mong from sunderland

Ruthmong is the best poster.

>>82212217
We need SCEA and Smirnoffbro back. Proper personalities they were

Chika's boyfriend in his ceremonial garb approaching a naked Chika on all fours. He says the ancient password and Chika's arsehole begins to emit a vile gas before expanding mechanically to an opening the size of a football.

>>82212233
Both presumed deceased. It sad

>>82211800
New verses from yesterday? I like it lad

>The Unfiltered Truth About Farts During Sex: Own It, Boys!
>Afraid your lover might've smelt what you dealt?
>Maybe you're one of the countless men who's let one slip and screamed to the heavens, "Why do I fart during sex!?" Don't sweat it; farting during anal is perfectly normal
>So we've established that farting during sex is as natural as a Grindr notification at 2am. But that doesn't make it any less mortifying.
>If you're trying to impress a new boo, you might think the stakes are sky-high. But every seasoned power bottom will tell you that if you're doing anal, a fart during sex isn't just a possibility; it's practically a rite of passage
Why are gays like this

Why does Shippy not post here anymore?

>>82212277
Busy looking after my sprog. I still make at least 1 post in every edition, time permitting

>>82212294
Imaginary sprog you mean

>>82212294
Shippy is a virgin though

If a girl farted while we were having sex I'd punch her lights out.

Mong in a van

There are no jobs other than minimum wage jobs in Banbury. That's why Shippy only earns minimum wage.

utter shite is posted here

an asylum is what you cunts jeedb

Is it cancer, lads? This is my toe.

>>82212406
looks like wancer de lid sorry about that

>>82212406
Weird looking toe

>>82212233
>SCEA
Yes

>Smirnoffmong
No

Just ordered a takeaway from a place thats less than a 5 mintues walk away. Feel like a right lazy bastard.

SCEA died with a broken heart

Smirnofbro is still alive

>>82212233
They were all tedious from the start. It takes 5 seconds to look in the archive and see the absolute shit state of britfeel years ago too and there was always people saying "this thread isnt the same anymore :((" whether it was 2017 or today. You were just younger and you're nostalgic about being young. Nothing to do with mong internet sites or boring brown pakis with tripcodes. Don't know why people struggle with this.

Would our lives be better if we quit Britfeel?

Your dollies moved on in life while you still remain here in a dead general. This is the hard hitting truth of the matter.

>>82212502
Mine wouldn't

>>82212502
Yeah almost certainly

>>82212504
>Your dollies moved on
They havent

>>82212504
your here too though no?

>>82212515
They have
>>82212517
yeah

>>82212406
footspacker having a massive wank over this later

>>82212502
I only just got here.

>I-if only smirnoffmong was here I'd feel like I'm 21 again!!
Sad

Wonder what SSM's man goo smells like

>>82212529
one day fish, the next day shit

>>82212529
I sweat more I stink more

Fruit flies xDDDDDDDD

>>82212541
just want rlad back

We had the best thread and the best personalities in the whole 4chan back when I was a young man with hope of a future ahead

>>82212537
he positive minded though

>>82212555
>>82212555

New thread is up and blessed with trips!

>>82212547
You would never think he was a self-made millionaire from his squalid living conditions

>>82212568
>>82212568
>>82212568
Proper thread here desu lads

Not posting cum brains thread somebody make a better one.

See, before I started balding and waking up with back pain, this thread was great. It's SHIT now just like EVERYTHING

>>82212564
Too early and twoll edition

>>82212567
He inherited his wealth

said I wouldnt drink tonight lads
went out and bought 4 pints for later

I understand all archived britfeel threads you'll find have been shit from day 1 but you had to be there really, as a man with a full head of hair and job prospects and testosterone

>>82212027
It just means our internet providers will block us quicker now

>>82212572
I always post in the /britfeel/ cuckold edition threads as I am a cuckold myself

>>82212608
cucks deserve the rope

>>82212608
>I am a cuckold myself
grim