Thread 81504360

Israel under attack

I'm 25 and live with my parents. They've banned most porn sites on the internet. It's so infantilising
Sick of it

>>81504360 (OP)
>7 links to the new thread
thats more like it

boing boing boing boing haha

>>81504370
shut the fuck up you pussy monglord

>>81504360 (OP)
Enlisting for the IDF as we speak my goys

Eva isn't welcome here, /britfee/ is a GAY and BICURIOUS general. We all fagmaxxing in life x

relapsing makes you feel very sick

>>81504387
bicurious lads still love the poon though m8

>>81504370
Erm, Iran, fire at will

>>81504382
honestly bruv sick of these virgin thickos ruining my thread with their moping

>>81504404
I love a mope but that shit is fucking pathetic init

>>81504360 (OP)
Fuck is that bra made of high tensile steel?

britian is so small you guys could all meet up easy and have a big sloppy sex party with the one girl getting railed all night

>>81504427
i cant be arsed to go down the road to the chippie, let alone some bint's house

goodbye dont say false things about me like i died

What happen to our beautiful wee Eva lass?

Might hit the sack in a min lads. It's painful but it helps me sleep.

Worst British sitcom lads?
Inbetweeners for me. Overrated load of shite

>>81504370
4G/5G data is pretty cheap these days lad. Get some for your phone and use that to download porn. Easy peasy.

Pretty crazy that your parents bothered to block porn sites though. My parents never bothered with blocking anything, even when I was a kid. I guess they just expected me to be responsible with browsing.

>>81504463
Crossydresser finding it too hard to keep the larp up as it hurts when he tries to be in denial about being a tranny.

I can't believe nazis exterminated this.

>>81504473
Peep Show and Little Britain. Talk about overrated slop.

>>81504473
nah I like that shit, it was especially relatable for how a lot of school went for me and i liked the lads in it
there are plenty worse where you can basically name any of the sitcoms with a female lead

>>81504463
my parents made me relapse my sh

>>81504334
eva6 living with me

>>81504473
I liked Inbetweeners. I dunno what the worst would be because I don't watch ones that I don't like the look of.

>>81504498
What did they do x

>>81504487
>Peep Show
>overrated
You've got some shit taste lad

>>81504498
after care is important, go clean up

The real worst sitcom is Friday Night Dinner. That was complete dogshit, don't know how it got a billion seasons

>>81504521
never even fucking heard of that wank

for real though sweetie your parents didnt make you sh, that's your choice on how to deal with your emotions, you can learn other ways to deal with everything. you are bound to get into disagreements with your parents, you are an adult, you should be living by yourself, you can afford to
silly girl desu

luv red dwarf
luv bottom
luv blackadder
luv IT crowd
'ate pretty much everything else
simple as

>>81504545
this made me want to talk about the IT crowd but i know its not healthy to stay here can someone push me away

Eva6 being forcefully impregnated and deciding to keep the sprog anyway

>>81504555
you're a stupid, cold hearted bitch and no-one here actually likes you. you're a sex object or a complete annoyance to everyone here

>>81504555
honestly I've been here for like an hour and I already hate you so if you can fuck off that'd be grand

>>81504555
stop being a silly girl. you can fuck off by yourself. you are so stupid. just fuck meat. made for cnc and breeding. fuck off

Didn't see the nu breadington in time did i now

My entire day has been determined by some dubs I got earlier this afternoon

thank you and goodbye

>>81504585
go goon to being graped

>small countryside town's high street is now just turkish barbers and a vape shop
how the fuck do those fags make enough money to take over every other shop

>>81504584
Hang on tightly, let go lightly.

I had a good night despite numbers telling me not to go on the slots

>>81504655
>despite
might wanna rethink it mate

>>81504584
Good job on following dubs nstead of making a excuse

just farted in the new thread, sniff that

Spaffing whilst WW3 is garn down

Womfy innit

Why are there barely any female paedophiles? It's all just gross men

>>81504360 (OP)
what is her name ano

Crosslad has truly lost the fucking plot

>>81504846
He just having a rough day, he's alright de lad

Going on holiday abroad in September, Lanzarote for two weeks.
Already stressing...

might go solo wild camping in Dartmoor next weekend. weather looks lush x

>>81504899
why you going on holiday if you stressing about it lid?

>>81504616
Bank loan and grants, sell drugs/meeting place to plan shit.
fold business, new loan rinse repeat.

>>81504929
Their credit score means nothing when they are making bank from being a front for dodgy dealings, they dont give a shit.

>>81504846
Ave not lost the plot.Am bit woozy n out of it today but i know thats bc i havent slept good last night.Am jst waiting on my mam getting back from my cousins bday do nd then am going to bed.

Watched a couple of films now chilling in beddingtons on me laptop. Got that fan on again to keep it cool tonight.

lot of musical lads here

>>81504925
I'm just generally timid. It seems the thing to do. I'm meeting up with 2 online friends and i need to socialise more.

***Hadn't eaten anything today befor this new fred was made as well

>>81504963
Looking forward to being drafted into Iran, lad?

Am not in the mood for anything today but iknew that as soon as i woke up.Nd then i tryed to force myself being light hearted nd sumbody decided to force me think about 20 yrs of trauma just to be a smart arse nd i went for a walk outside to recover.I jst get a early night nd tomorrow will be better,,same as every other night

Listened back on my first bit of music I made. Terrible

>>81504985

I'm standing back and standing by. The Navy knows when to call me.

>>81505001
Check out this absolute fucking KINO

https://x.com/BNONews/status/1934038593653047762

>>81504360 (OP)
I will die for Israel if it means protecting the booba

>>81505024
>I will die
Hopefully

Pirated copy of Ableton, no talent and a dream

been an emotional day 2bh

>>81505006

Seen it yesterday. I think it's one of Iran's hypersonic missiles. Can't be intercepted or at least it's very hard to which makes them a hell of a weapon. If Iran has a few thousand of these they could cause major problems for Israel.

>>81504955
No worries you're a good lad hopefully tomorrow you are less stressed.

DAW of choice, lads?

>>81505024
Polish booba is superior.

>>81505063
Thnk you xx
>>81504996
Post it?x

>>81504996
weirdl I did something similar today. not the first stuff I ever wrote, but things from years ago on an old harddrive I was going through today. some terrible, some alright. very nostalgic.

>>81505089
You've always got frens here, fren x

>>81504479
Wanking to crossy's little princess feet x

Might give Snowdon a crack on Thursday x

The one gripe I have with Malvern is that it's very much Deano central

>>81505089
Fuck it go on then, warning you that it's shit
https://voca.ro/11uMfuKJA2to

Parts of Tel Aviv looking like Gaza now. Oh aye x

>>81505131
Taste of their own medicine desu x

>>81505125
I like it its kewl knda industrial. It reminds me of smth else but i cant think what.

>>81505131
I'm going to post this on my local facebook and ask when the scrappy will be in the area to pick it up.

>>81505131
As it should be to be honest Helper me lid.

>>81505089
You a girl? Give us a kiss darling.
You a tranny? uhh it'll get better.
You a bloke? Pick a fight with someone.

>>81505125
Not him but, I like it.

Does anyone know this song? It's got a cowboy/western vibe to it an played with a guitar/banjo

https://voca.ro/1gMY0pjXjhW7

Finished reading some genderbender manga. It was lush and I mean lush.

>>81505125
This i was finking https://youtu.be/0WetwAywkVM just the start
>>81505223
No idea sry

Penultimate cuppa x

Who's the 'new' tripcunt?

Ave got to have the strawbs thats 341g instead of the ones thats 227g bc they go off first which is today 16th of june(fxking hell). It always sayz stuf like this. "50% EXTRA FREE" but i prefer the wee'er ones. Too much of a good thing with strawbs when theyre really big nd theres loads of them.I prefer the cheaper ones as well after i paid 3.75bong for "scottish sweet pioneer strawberries" in the co that ended up being too sweet.For me its the classic no frills strawb.x

Are private detectives a meme or can you legitimately just drop 10 grand and do some digging?

I'm very motivated to get fit at the moment.

Sub-30 Malverns should be achiveable, but I've exhausted my biggest source of slicing time off (taking fewer breaks), as I took no breaks today.

Much less than 30 will be an uphill struggle though, no pun intended

>>81505318
Swimming is gd for weight loss,not comfy compared to walking though

We made it thru a tough day fathercel gang fatherlesss behaviour gang xx

>>81505392
Better days ahead fren, we all struggles in life x

Ave got a package in my drawer still w/ 10 vapes in it that ave not opened.Eheeh.

Save me allen carr xxxxxxxxx

>>81504360 (OP)
lol noooo stop bombing me haha

Altho,,on my walks havent noticed more ppl smoking exactly although i dont rly look for it. But i think theres deffos less ppl vaping now anyway.Am kinda surprised.I thought ppl would move onto different kinda vape.Well i mean before disposables came out u still did see ppl vaping outside.The big ones.I even did that back in the day.Wance the wee elfbars came oot though it was game over. Its hard to go back to fannying around w/ coils that leak nd all that.IT JuST WERKS!.......but its gone now.Its time to adapt or get over it.

>>81505521
Fuck off lad /britfeel/ is pro Israel

I almost didnt believe it was a real thing like surely all the shops on the 1st of june arent just gna say yeah nah we're not selling elfbars anymore weve chucked them all in the bin. Thats absurd.Its like if they said yeah in september nobodys selling dairy milks anymore.But aye theyve actually gone n done it.Raging.

>>81505535
/britlfeel/ is pro-Iranian chads

Need a british gf oreganolio

>sunflower lanyard inside kind of day
that made me laugh Crossy you're quite witty

>>81505584
It wasnt really a joke to be honest but i can see how its amusing,if it made u happy am glad x

WW3's pretty entertaining so far i hafta say

Let's hope none of these fuckers use nukes, though they likely will as per the (((deagle))) population projections for 2025

No brakes now, are there

Sticking my croissant in the oven x

>>81505604
Yeah I get what you mean though sometimes even your own space or sanctuary can't help. Those days for me I lie under the covers all day.

Croissant from tesco thats reduced from 1.20 to 30p x
>>81505631
I heard that on a youtube video yday."Go under the covers all day".Aye it nice.x

World War Spaff

Applied for the thing now garn watch a bit more YouTubes then sleeps.

Not a fan of rest days, just wanna go up the Malverns again

This kino in particular is difficult to get through. Definitely an art film. Very nightcore vibes. Ahead of its time. Basically 60 minutes of long shots inside a hotel in the 70s. Some interesting fellows and fellasses walking about. Quite Lynchian in a way, indeed.

Ngl but I reckon if there's blackouts during WW3 it would be lowkey womfy. I remember my Nana telling me stories about going into bomb shelters with her neighbours during WW2 and she loved it. Everyone would tell stories and have a laugh, it brought local people together during hard times. It nice.

Its nearly on wrong side of ""crispy" byt thats OK at least its not actual burnt black n had to make a new 1 like last night. It wovely

>>81505651
Smth good? GL X

>>81505709
They can penetrate bunkers easily nowadays I'd imagine. Wouldn't be so womfy trapped with a bunch of zoomers detoxing from their digital lives.

>>81505727
The Iranians have their nuclear facilities protected by half a mile of solid rock. You'd need a nuke to actually take it out

Playing cribbage by candle light with Shippy in the Banbury nuclear bunker x

I think Israel actually will use a nuclear weapon, and probably within a few weeks.

Chuddah might say that 'Nothing ever happens', but the very point is that this will be normalised and won't even be considered a happening. For one, Israel is basically the only country that could get away with it. If Russia used even a tactical nuke in Ukraine they'd have North Korea tier levels of isolation from the rest of the world, but Israel wouldn't be anywhere near as sanctioned.

But most importantly, they wouldn't be nuking the centre of Tehran, it probably wouldn't have that many casualties. Maybe just a few thousand, and then the next day everyone will get on with their life as if nothing happened.

Corr Baghdad 2003 vibes x

https://x.com/Worldsource24/status/1934392822117126375

>>81505750
Sorry lad- this is the real world. Nothing ever happens.

>>81505692
Sounds tedious and boring.

>>81505763
Would you consider Israel nuking Iran to be a happening?

https://x.com/Khamenei_m/status/1740098932049682942

Based lad, nuke Tel Aviv please x

the nuke is coming, and putin or the isreal bloke has aimed it directly at your goon room, you only have time for one last wank, what are you knocking one out to?

Final codeine nd final wee cuppa

>>81505773
Not going to happen hearts of iron autist x

>>81505800
Ashlynn Brooke video where she goes up to some lads flat and they fuck on the balcony before moving to the bed. It was the first porno I ever jerked it to.

https://x.com/TimmyUk/status/1934241285700718945/photo/1

What an absolute chad

>>81505827
Always knew Timmy was a coomer. The second he spaffed on his kitchen floor his true nature was revealed. BASED.

>>81505827

Kek based Timmy living it up at the NHS's expense. It all on for free.

>>81504360 (OP)
Running to America to get fucked by Chad while their men die in the battlefield.

I had a msn friend that was a lassie from another school a year or two above me n i used to go on webcam dressed up while we were chatting after school,nothng weird but she told me to do it so it was jst a fun thing for both of us,nd then this other lassie that i knew through her basically from back in msn days when random ppl would get invited into chats. Me nd this other lassie J started talking on msn ourselves nd she knew ppl frm my school that was like goths that hung out outside Borders back then, on the steps. Nd then we had a argument 1 day nd she emailed me this massive wall of text email that was like "we all know youre a fucking freak, weve seen xyz, we know youre xyz, everybody thiks youre so weird, everybody frm your school that i know thinks youre a freak too, we all talk about it we all know about it" nd then i realised the original lassie that i knew had been selling me out behind my back. I was about 12/13 nd it blackpilled me on how you cant trust anyone.Nd then i became 4channer while i was in school too nd so all my peers that ave had online are also ppl that hate it. Which i agree with the arugments anyway. So u can forgive me if its not my fav thing to talk about.Its too personal n raw beyond anything ave spoke about here, well except for my aunty that passed away n stuff but i mean stuff that only involves me alone.Nd my experience of being hated n shame.Nd its in the past for real.Am aff it n done n dusted with it,,for few years now.Yes ave slipped up more than usual lately nd this year especially for sum reason but its not serious now.Am glad its not something i take serious now.Other more important stuff to focus on in life.Nd my religion saved me.Same with drugs.But aye...........nd the funny thing was.That lassie, we made up shortly after she sent the email.I never said that i read it or had any reaction.Obviously in real life i was crying nd so upset.Like horrifically bad feeling.

But shes like that when we made up,Ohhh aye by the way i sent you this email nd eh...Did you see that? "No" I didnt want to talk about it. Shes like that "Oh good good i was angry n said some bad stuff on purpose just cus i was angry but i didnt meant it so if you see that just delete it dont read it" n i was like that........oh ok then. I let it go there,obviously i never forgot it though. But aye.

So dnt talk shit to me like you know me cus ave got pains in my heart that u dont know about nd you never will that ill die with.So cool.x

Reckon I could climb the Malvern sub-25 min first time if BFG( Big fat Greg) can do it in 31.

>>81506000
nothing worse than people you think are your friends talking about you and shit stirring behind your back

I can't sleep, having some decaf tea

>>81506039
Yea it sux.Am on my stone cold steve austin DTA dont trust anybody.I would love to meet ppl that i can trust but its too dangerous to even try.So its smartest to jst avoid ppl at the end of the day nd then we're all safe.

>>81506032
Yeah, you already fit then?

>>81506032
Bear in mind my first attempt was over an hour, then 52:00, then 37:30 then 31:13

Off to sleep now anyway

My stp mums son died when he was wee from a freak accident playing football its actually quite horrible,,it was in her back garden nd she was in the house nd came down nd he was already dead,so its smth i learned about before i was old enough to understand death nd i used to think i saw his ghost sometimes in their house but it was probly my imagination bc i always wanted to see ghosts back then nd i loved "Most Haunted" which pit ideas in my head. He could have grown up n had a decent life but he never got the chance. Then some of us got the chance n dont even care.Life is weird.In his mams eyes hell always be a perfect little cute moid that wont grow up n disappoint ppl nd do bad things nd turn into a shit person like adults do.Its for us as the living to disappoint others and ourselves.

>>81506096
My cardio is decent. I'm good on the stairmaster and incline treadmill.

Jesus Christ, can you use some paragraphs?

Time4 strawbs n then bed

it not rite that they bullied x.
eva6 i can accept because maybe she'll look back and think, "that's for the best, i wanted to leave," and she is living her best life.

but it WAS father's day (over now) and it's just shitty saying all that stuff, even online fucker not IRL, people have FEELINGS.

they have taken our vapes but they can never take our strawbs

Going out for lunch with mam tomoz plan but from when she got back id be surprised if she dont have a hangover tomorrow so i guess well see,its all good

Spaffed for a third time today did i not

>>81506142
Its all good x evrybody has theri point of view x i should calm downmore when i get riled up.Thanx though x

>>81506161
try to take it easy, have some cool cosy dreams and enjoy your lunch tomorrow!

>>81506032
>Big fat Greg
actually, its the banbury fatman

Gna join Shppy on exercise grind soon nd step up my wee walks i fink Am ngl Gonna lie...Am NOT gna lie about it.......ever since i started fluoxteine I HAVE pit on weight this year.Ave been in denial too.Its just that my weight has been static most my life well it has fluctuated but not too dramatic apart from when i had speed addiction it went down a lot nd when i got my george foreman grill in 2013 it went up a bit.But generally my healthy adult weight is between 8-9st, the biggest ave been in life jst under 11st, am not that big now but it will happen if i dont take action. It doesnt sound like a lot on paper but bc am a manlet as well it does not take much of a weight jump to start chubbing out. Funny when my mam was on a weight loss kick before which good for her,i was proud of her. But we talked about it one day then n she said she was 11st nd had to lose that cus its too much. I said at the time i think am about 10 (i added 1 so i didnt hurt her) nd shes like that Ohh ill need to lose a few stone asap youre so much bigger than me as well, being a moid n all that n i mind sitting there like.....No am not??? "You will be cus ur a moid ur body is bigger than mine" nd am sitting there like...........Mam i know we havent seen him in a while. But my dad you had me with is a manlet. Me n you are the same height. Well shes probly a few inches shorter than me. But theres not much in it. I jst found that funny. Like she wears mummy "They Live" glasses that you put on nd see your son as a 6ft chad instead of a scrawny manlet lmao. But aye anyway for me 10st is the canary in the coal mine cut-off,,not sure rn this second not checking scales but ill try to walk further this month.Its no my diet,i dont rly understand,I dont have a big appetite,I dnt know how fluoxetine does this xactly but its since started it again in January this yr.Tbf am sedentary yea like my mammy was saying so i wont be burning many calories.
>>81506169
Thank you mate u make me feel betterxx love u x

*inhales*
>catched

>>81505727
>trapped with a bunch of zoomers detoxing from their digital lives.
Made me laff.Lmao.Imagine though.

I understand now that my d*d was traumatised in his own ways like me nd probly couldnt help how he was or at least he probly never wanted to end up that way with his kids jst like he used to tell me his d*d was like but its what happened I was too young to handle it or empathise i was jst scared. Ave never had good nerves. N ppl that get angry n shout a lot.I cant deal with. So i just crumbled.But thats just how life has turned out.Perhaps nxt year,who knows what can happen. Fr now i try my best with my stp dad.I appreciate everybody thats nice to me in life more than they could imagine am jst not good at how to let them know that.

Free free free liminal gang x

The cosmic custody suite known as mammys prison planet

Ok then 1 more cuppa x

>>81506571
did you find your phone and cat?

I cannae help it since my mmy suggested i get a kettle for my own room ave got nothing to stop me just firing into the cuppas from morning til night

>>81506621
Yesh i found phone before i went to bed,,it was under my bed.It had been on the floor nd id knocked it under when i was sitting on floor.Nd my wee cat usually comes back 5-6am whenever she gets hungry i guess,got a cat flap on the outside door and also the second door inside so she can do as she pleases. Although she still prefers if u just open it for her instead of having to go through the flap. But aye. x

I think when sumbody said last night about my cat n phone i possibly mis understood nd it was just a joke but id thought somebody was saying smth horrible on purpose nd i was already upset so i just reacted to my gut. But am not sure i could have got it wrong. Well am srry if so.x

everything is a joke

unpleasantness? not even real.

https://youtu.be/qfR6Gf9NRo8 i was listening to this album in my ipod in 2015 when i was walking back n forward to jury duty selection in the court which thankfully they didn't choose me to go on a trial. I was scared they would. Nd the trial was something like attempted murder nd I was like . ...........so basically if I go on here n say I fink guilty then some mad psycho murderer will be after me for revenge for rest of my days. Yeah no thanks. But aye they didnt pick me. Am not sure why this band didnt get more popular,,i like it, nice n relaxing

I embrace being a cute retard that cant do anything right nd it ruined my life x
>>81506788
Nice tune i liek it

Ruh roh innit

>>81506825
>set isreal on fire
>all the air tankers fly over and dump fuel on the fire
fucking love it

Nuclear weapons are just their excuse, they have hated iran existentially forever. Russia too tied up with Ukraine, China in a non interventionist mode in general as proven by their lack of doing much to help Russia in that, and international community barely reacted to Palestine being sieged (in fairness October 7th attacks kind of asked for it). It's an illegal military operation just like the Russian one was, under every international law. But they getting a complete pass, and even western support, because they are an ally. Quite shameful hypocrisy.

Israel also has illegal nuclear weapons, they have hundreds now and were never part of any of the agreements or permissions for nations to create or hold nuclear weapons. But Iran can't do the same thing, uh, just because

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c7717mk1gk6o
Do you reckon the lad they are looking for is a patsy? Whole thing sounds like some sort of shady hit from high ups behind the scenes, intelligence or someone powerful. Why would this random bloke go out and ruin his life doing those things?

Gettn ready for bed am sry i been very emotional nd hurt fragile feeling since last night when i lost my phone it set me off into a bad way but i shouldnt take it out on other ppl its not anyone elses problem.But i tried to snap out of it today bt to be honest somebody said smth to me that felt so patronising which is 1 of my most hated feelings like stop telling me about myself.Ppl have done that my whole life.But i overreacted too.I get carried away.

Am my own person i got agency.I hate when ppl act like they understand me better than i do.U dont.U never do.Nobody ever does.Twisting everything n looking for the worst cynical interpretation of everything when am being vulnerable nd its painful in the 1st place even talking nd then it gets thrown back in my face.Like this isnt a joke to me.U dont know me.Which is fine.Xcept my mmy nd my aunty knows me like that but thats it.Well nevermind.

>>81506937
Hmmmmm u reminded me i lowkey had some thoughts like that about this 1 https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/student-stabbed-through-the-heart-after-stepping-into-domestic-row-7241488.html
Its horrible anyway but smth about that, the way he just stabbed this guy thru the heart with basically no provocation,like he got MKULTRA activated,i know it happens,but on a crowded train with weans there nd everything. Its just that on the guardian article about it it also says
>The attack comes as British Transport Police roll out Operation Shield in a bid to trap passengers travelling with weapons before they board trains.
>The scheme involves the use of hand-held scanners and portable versions of airport style metal detector gates
Is that just coincidence timing? Cus that was 2006 but you think now theyre making ppl walk through the metal detectors nd searching ppl at the train station. But am not saying thats the case just a thought. Its bloody awful neway especially this
>He went berserk and he was kicking the door that I had just locked, using his foot to kick backwards. He was then kicking the rubber between the two doors, going absolutely berserk. I could see him going mental.
>another female member of staff described being "petrified" by Wood. She said: "I will not forget the look on his face. He looked like a lunatic, a crazed person. I have never been so scared in my life."
How creepy is that.In a locked train with some absolute psycho like Alien style. Or like Alien mixed with Snowpiercer.

That news story is frm 2006 i just saw a fred about it on railforums nd it kinda made me morbid curious reading more about it.I guess he will still be in jail.

feeling linear

just want a dad like ronaldo

kinel video
https://x.com/disclosetv/status/1934425240433733734

imagine a world without trump, netanyahu and khamenei

I am a straight hetero male,,but am still more feminine by nature nd more cuter than 99% troons these days whos like these incel computer nerds doing programming languages that dnt even pretend to have dysphoria half of them just blatant coomer male brained hentai addicts doing parody of women that they learned aff porn me I grew up in a 100% estrogen household from when I was wee i learned everything in life from my mam n my sisters so I think I know a thing kr two but ave adapted nd understand now what happened "I thought I was supposed to be like them bc I had no male role models" its just a confusion or mental illness caused by environment but am happy being a moid now from when i was 12 in 2004 doing "crossplay" cosplaying princess peach sewing the dress with my aunty now am very comfortable n ok being a man,but dont get it twisted as a cis male I am still more of a woman n more cuter than most trannies,but am a man. At the end of the day my soul is feminine but my body was born male so thats what God wants for me nd that's that. That's not my decision to make. So aye its all good. Thats it then. Am never ever ever speaking about this on here again. Bt in words of zelda poster ave said my piece.x

Straight,white,moid,cis,Christian,Conservative............Triggered?xxxxx

incredibly tired but work in 30, the show must go on x

>>81504360 (OP)
Hi. Can a brit answer this.plz?
Why did Henry the 8th leave hot ass Anne of Cleves for a girl name "Howard" who looks like Anthony Hopkins? WTF was his problem? Was he homo?

tempted to go full monk mode but money is an issue

Just want the cretaceous era back

>>81507412
Dont know mate. Never got the chance to ask. Henry VIII was an absolute cunt and a tyrant though.

Nighty night de lads have a nice mondsy x

>>81507412
you've fell for the same trick Henry did
she was apparently ugly irl
Tudor filters on her portrait

Corned beef sandwiches on tap. Life is lush. Corned beef sandwiches for breakfast, corned beef sandwiches for lunch, corned beef sandwiches for dinner oh aye.

>>81507412
the slightly upturned smile is probably something the artist genuinely captured. didn't know he was with a BPDemon until now, explains a lot, including going for a 'plainer' wife.

>>81507594
cor i still think corned beef is wrong, but if you like it, you like it.
me? had nothing but proper beef for three days. 500g of mince is just too much, will be glad it's gone.

>>81507755
Oh mate I have 500g of m beef mince in my spagbol all the time. Used to have 1kg years ago before meat prices went to shit. When cooking mince meat in the frying pan marinate it in Worcestershire sauce it lush.

Poo wont come out but I have to go to work soon

>>81507870
Get a pint of coffee down you lid. That poo will come flushing out.

>>81507815
that's 4-5 meals to me, it's already starting to turn a bit grey. just different tolerances i suppose, wish there was a law that all food had to be sold for the same price per weight. maybe discounts for REAL bulk buying (restaurant gets a tonne of mince, something like that).

>>81507878
Do you not eat much lad? you must be as thin as a rake my lid.

co-worker is depressed af all the time, hate talking or being around him, cheer the fuck up, mong

why does israel always know where this top officals that they are going to kill in iran are?

>>81507937
i can handle depressed people, it's the "haha i want to die" ironic humour that gets grating after the first couple of times. or if they have low self-esteem and happen to snap at you.
what am i meant to do? i've been trying.

>>81507952
Iran will be riddled with Mossad agents

>>81507952
they read their blogs

shippy has a single bed, he doesnt need a bigger one

>only had two tramadols since the start of the week
>five are missing from the pack

>>81508009
only mongs abuse opiates

Corr horny af, feel like eating out female arse

>>81508010
i'll tell that to the aliens/gohsts who stole three of my pills

>>81507412
Anne of Cleves was an uggo who looked like Amy Schumer, but they drew her to look like a Stacy. Aka: Henry got catfished.
Caterine Howard was a actually hot AF like a young scarlet Johansen. But she was a slut and well, you know what happened to her.

>>81508121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aH_4XcQ1JTo

Anal sex with Katherine Ryan

>>81507952
Because they have way better intel capabilities - sigint, human (agents everywhere, tons of Iranians on the take) and dozens of satellites.

>>81508207
Same pal i'm about to commence the long commute downstairs and do the heavy lifting of the laptop to my workspace

me? i'm watching Evolution (2001).

>>81508207
Yep same feeling here mate. Been awake since 6:30 just fucking dreading the day. Life is shit. I am incredibly bitter about my lot in life. Shit job, no friends, no money, nothing feels fun any more not even vidya, porn or movies/TV and on top of it I'm an unlovable virgin at 26. Sometimes I contemplate the chasmic difference between my life and any random 18 year old hot influencer in the US and I want to fucking die.

Woke up when wifeberg came to bed and pretended to sleep as she fingered herself to an orgasm

>>81508219
>18 year old hot influencer in the US
weird basis for comparison, this.

>>81508225
cor, just think, she was probably thinking about you. and you didn't have to do anything.

Getting some Children Of Men tier vibes from that other haifa vid, kinda the same energy as the aftermath during that opening scene at the cafe

Pretty weird how we're in the middul of WW3 now already, just like in my Deagel 2025 (de)population projection animays

Say what you will about the moneylenders, but they are sticking to the scripts they've written out centuries in advance. They really do believe they're the so-called chosen people and have to keep dragging humanity into one global conflagration after anuddah. What monsters lol

Imagine coming of age as a zoomer raised by ((flatscreens)) only to end up FPV'd in a trench somewhere in the middul east. Sad!

i grew up with Counter-Strike rather than Fortnite, so i'd be better in a war than these zoomers.

unfortunately i have golfer's shin so i'll have to sit this one out.

>>81508290
half the counterstrike players will forget which side they're on

>>81504473
only fool and horse

>>81508301
sad truth, this. WANT to like it. good idea, good actors, just not very good.

see also: Blackadder.

I bet it's really hard to dig trenches in the desert. Anyone who's ever tried building a sandcastle on a dry beach will vouch.

CORRRRR bossberg pulled a sicky on the day of our monthly catch up

>>81508379
sand obeys gravity like nothing else

how am I meant to shitpost in other board generals when all of them have been co-opted by nolife schizos
how am i meant to bantz on the clock

>>81508379
make it wet. pipeline from the sea or something

>nolife schizos
luckily my occupation of /britfeel/ is easily ignorable

>>81508267
AI is getting bloody mad

Forcing NEETs to dig trenches

where's the monday morning uploaf

>>81508473
It over for are Mark. Debts have crippled him. Idum count is finish. But it's all lush.

Playing with my balls atm

>>81508548
you have some of those Chinese stress balls?
they're pretty good.

>>81508219
i dont even compare myself to influencers, just like my regular old friends on discord who somehow have 5-10+ friends and do stuff all the time and i dont even understand how they get it.

>"Things are bad now, but they are going to get very much worse."
>modernity.news/2025/06/15/professor-of-war-warns-many-european-countries-are-in-an-pre-civil-war-state

Lovely innit
We children of men now

>>81508648
>greentexting a link
mong move

>>81508654
resulted in me googling it, and google popped up with a warning. i'm on a list now.

>>81508589
not him but i do. giving them a spin right now

Nimitz carrier strike group still located in SEA according to the livemap

Once that lill nibba arrives in the middul east there's going to be some top tier kinomathique, probably (and i'm here for it)

might move to germany BN style

>>81506000
>outside Borders back then, on the steps
corr that took me back

Eva6's brown butthole

Can feel this turd edging it's way out

>>81504473
Blackadder easily.

worst British sitcom, you ask?

>>81508768
how the fuck that miranda bint gets into comedies in general i will never know

>>81508773
her dad was an aide to the Queen, that's how.

why the fuck do i have to boak every few hours for the last like 5 days, not much coming up, just small bits

>>81508794
https://www.nhs.uk/pregnancy/

>>81505124
ruined my perception of malvern now

>>81508648
This is what happened in Star Trek deep space 9. There was great upheaval and sorrow before society greatly Improved for everyone. We are in for a rough ride. Mass unemployment, poverty and civil infighting by the looks of it.

>>81508794
i had that and it was because i had mental indigestion and acid reflux, shit lasted months until i sorted my diet out or just begged for stronger meds
you can tell though as you feel sick but dont actually need to be sick if that makes sense

>The Israeli Air Force has established "full aerial superiority" over the Iranian capital, Tehran
how the fuck is that even possible? muslims btfo

>>81508828
>how the fuck is that even possible?
Massive backing from every western nation you absolute dingbat, fucking hell we sent the RAF over to protect the aggressor so they can go aggress some more

>>81508768
Kek had to do a double take then. looks like Rachel reeves with even shorter hair.

>>81505709
Sounds like some gay pub wankery but without the booze. Not for me, but it might be for you, but it's not for me.

>>81508768
Double reply. My vote goes towards that pirate sitcom that Craig Charles did in the mid 90s. Painfully unfunny.

>pen y ghent
Now that's a hill.

And so begins a new summer week of sitting in your boxroom posting on 4chan

Very satisfying poo, indeed

i'm awake but at what cost

>>81508825
Star Trek society is not as good as it seems. I've watched every episode of the entire franchise, I've picked up on various things. For example, the average person is never getting into Starfleet, there's a lottery that is almost definitely rigged, there's definite class separation or a caste system if you will. Money still exists for the majority of people who aren't lucky enough to be a part of Starfleet. Then you've got to think about where all the raw material comes from, slaves, mate, worlds full of slaves. Chances are you'd be blown to bits by a Bajoran terrorist, assimilated by the Borg, or slaving away in a mine.

You aren't going to be milling about on a vineyard, no way, your family didn't buy it 5 centuries ago.

>>81508879
don't they just have infinite resources because of their magic spaceships? go to an asteroid, it's full of fuel. power up the robots, no need for slaves.

(only seen 10-20 episodes of TOS, first two episode of TNG.)

Emptied my exhaust manifold now to prime my injector coil

Fucking reactor coils are fused together again ffs, just wanna wank lads.

>wake up
>realise
I have a UC type phone appointment 5 min after wake up
>she doesn't call (again) and just logs it as call taken place.

>feeelsgoodman.jpg

bossman doesn't care that im tired af

Sexually harassing Vulcan women

VULCAN DEATH GRIP MUH COCK

indonesia looks like a nice place and apparently the language is easy to earn

Was thinking about watching Star Trek again to pass the time. Getting a little bit bored and stressed out over video games at the moment.

>>81508953
They have little wild monkeys running around in Indonesia. Very cool.

Family disowned me because I married a Cardassian

>>81508828
When have muslims ever created anything of any value. Islam is a death cult only aimed at spreading like cancer and destroying everything in its path. It prospers in low IQ environments.

Got scammed out of my gold pressed latinum buying Ferengicoin ffs

>>81508954
Which game's got you stressed out lad? Lots of really chill vidya out there.

>>81508978
Arab mathematicians and alchemists did some good stuff. i can't say what. not my place.

2 year old Ocampan lasses corr

me? can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsec/s.

>>81508986
If you can't describe it, it didn't happen.

>>81508226
I just picked something which is sort of generally still in the theoretical bracket of 'attainable' (as opposed to something like being a billionaire which is beyond attainable) while also still being unfathomably better than my life in every possible way. Some of these women they're stunning, they're rich, they have lives of leisure and pleasure and will never have to actually 'work' a day in their life to maintain all of that. It's not fair.

Her fanny was so unkempt it looked like a Tribble

>>81509000
you could say they contributed zero to mathematics.

(heh.)

>>81509000
Arabs came up with algebra.

>>81509013
This joke made me giggle. Well done anon.

>>81508648
I've posted about Betz and related content e.g. sectarian civil conflict before. Most of the lads called me crazy but I'm still convinced that the opportunity for actually addressing the problems leading to the conflict has now passed and it is ultimately inevitable.

>>81508985
Pokemon stadium 2. During the battles sometimes the opponents get 2 fucking turns which is completely unfair. When a battle starts the Pokemon with the highest speed stat goes first and what should happen is then the opponent goes second and you trade turns in attacking. Not in stadium 1 or 2. Incredibly frustrating as well when they use confuse and paralysis attacks all the time.

>>81509019
Did they invent the arabacus?

focus energy to increase critical hits, captain

Never knew there was so many Trekkies here on britfeel all i knew was myself and helper.

>>81509027
I remember playing that on my N64 when I was younger. I never thought much about it but now you mention it, it did really piss me off when the CPU went twice (but I loved going twice myself).

>>81509025
>the opportunity for actually addressing the problems leading to the conflict has now passed and it is ultimately inevitable.

Politicians and their love of power and money, are the problem.

strong big arab cock in ruth's tight fanny

>>81509047
Except that isn't true because there are plenty of countries that are also run by politicians (all of them, as it happens) and which are not heading for civil conflict.

>>81509041
I think I need to play strategically. All my Pokemon have offensive moves. I need to go back to the drawing board and give my Starmie a thunder wave or lapras a confuse ray. Fight fire with fire.

>>81509027
>>81509046
do yous mean it literally gets two turns, or it just gets two moves in a row? latter was always possible, right? (Quick Attack, Swift, etc)

>>81509046
I am also playing on round 2 which is a lot harder. Doing it for 100% completion.

>>81509055
I didn't want to say jewro politicians, and list of some other countries that aren't in jewrope. That is the main reason for not saying all politicians.

>>81509055
politicians can get power and money in many ways, just down there the power is easiest obtained with a questionable casus belli and US backing

>>81509059
Yes 2 turns one after the other. It will use ice beam twice or 2 status affecting moves something completely fucking your Pokemon in the process. Not fair.

how many fucking times do you have to trim that hedge?
surely the point of trimming a hedge is that it's then trimmed. it's done mate. you have OCD.

>>81509079
>got my own place for the first time 2 years
>bush outside starting to fuck with people walking by
>still cant be arsed to trim it, there's space just walk to the left you cunts

>listening to anon's choon whilst having muh morning smoke.

I get hotline miami vibes from it, it would be a good soundtrack for a sidescroller game. I also think it needs a female vocal track on it as well.

>dragons are super effective against dragons
>only dragon-type move is the one that just deals 50 damage

>>81509079
Picture of the hedge?

>>81509043
Honestly Voyager is my favourite, but I recognise that that's because it was the first series I watched when I was still in my formative years and so it imprinted on me the most.

Squirting my water pistol at Charizard and doing critical damage

Squirting my semen pistol (penis) at Eva's womb and doing critical damage (impregnation)

>>81509091
here lad, judge for yourself

Still genuinely really sad that the India-Pakistan conflict was just a handful of artillery strikes and nothing more.

>>81509111
Needs trimming that ngl

>>81509119
Don't worry, it's still simmering under the surface. Just waiting to erupt like Etna.

seen more leaf on a butcher's pencil.

>>81509119
Millions must die,lad?

>>81509119
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sino-Indian_border_dispute
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020-2021_China-India_skirmishes

>agreement that they can fight, but only with sticks and stones

I was too tried last night lads. What happened with eva6? Said something about a relapse and she is not posting for a while. I assumed something happened with her family?

eva6's vaginal discharge

>>81509140
yeah was going to say, actually worried.

i AM a stalker and she doesn't usually post this early. but eva6 when/if you're about, i hope you're okay.

Don't worry lads, Eva is fine. She's here laying in my bed, still totally wiped out from last night. She was a real trouper, just knackered from it all.

>>81509111
gotta groom that bush clean lad

i'd say if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. but this is a woman we're talking about.

>>81509158
So it's more "if you can't handle the heat, make me a sarnie instead" kinda deal?

Couldn't handle the heat. Had cereal for breakfast.

Ok, it is now, time to doss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9wnawn7xQ

just a full-tine, lonely layabout
that's me

everything is so painful and boring, theres no reward in anything.

two slices of cheese cut into squares? don't mind if i do.

>>81509214
making me count down the minutes til my lunch break

>>81504370
Use a VPN you stupid fuck

>>81509220
maybe he doesn't mean 'banned' in any sort of technological way, just them saying
>there is to be no pornography in this house.

>25 year old
>parents still blocking access to internet
lmaooo that is fucked de lid, I live with my parents too but they treat me like an adult and I pay for the broadband anyway

My list for the future? Glad you asked.
>days gone
>squad (to play with a chum)
>fallout 4 (for the fallout london mod)

That is it (for now). Also, not really into'd any of the fallout franchise.

>>81509228
I was watching all kinds of fucked up shit at 14 anyway, parents didnt give a fuck

>>81509239
I put 150 hours in fallout 4 when I first came out, explored all the locations, ran with a melee build knocking the fuck out of everything. It was a good game but I preferred 3 and NV.

>>81509239
fallout 4 is a bit of a shit game but a great timesink

>>81507986
I have a double bed but want an even bigger one

Oh lads forgot my Monday post. Its time for the strvit-D 20,000 supplement. Oh aye.

>>81509255
king bed's the way to go mate

They've really been lowering the intensity of Ukraine news recently. Thoughts, lads?

People have made proclamations about the conflict being over for a while now and they all seem to be proven wrong. Is it actually happening now or just the media pivoting to their natural obsession with Israel for the swelling up of conflict in the region?

>>81508696
About 5 years late for that

>>81504370
If you want to watch porn either
>Be an adult and move out
>Don't be a retard and the find the trivial ways to get around your parent's boomer "blocking"

>>81508953
>easy to earn

>>81509267
Israel takes the headlines and also Ukraine has been a case of attrition for a while. Not until Ukraine drones another high value target or something, or Putin finally pushes the red button.

>>81508953
>the language is easy to earn

>>81508978
T. Tommy Robinson

waa waaa

>>81509275
Most of the population is so dense they cannot deal with more than one conflict at a time.

>>81509291
well that and most media is a cycle of the most high pressing/clickbaity news, they don't really layer out the news
if trump shat himself on stage, the israel shit would take a backpage until people stopped caring about the dookie incident. ukraine is cycled out until it grabs more eyes than israel

I was playing my SNES at 14, we didn't have internet back then. I grew up in ye olde days, where you had to stumble across yer dad''s porn VHS tape.
>>81509248
I'm not saying this to be mean, but I have played games, and thought "oh I played that a lot", then look in steam and it's like less than 100 hours.
I only have 3 on steam that are 100+ hours.
>dayz 3390
>crossout 598
>micromachines world series 436
Micromachines was fun, I beasted that for months, and managed to top the world leaderboard a few times (me and an online mate were fighting for 1st and 2nd {not a massive userbase, maybe 25k at the time}).
>>81509251
Days gone is meant to be a good timesink. That's what I'm after, desu. A nice bit of escapism for ~12 hours a day.

>archetyp market shut down
it over ;_; wonder how ketlad is coping

>>81509282
Did you use the disc when you were meant to use the bungee c?

>>81509291
they should consolidate these wars into a global war, a world war if you will.

>>81509308
yeah I've heard the same about Days Gone, for ages mine was The Witcher 3
Fallout 4, or the other Fallouts and Bethesdaslop, might still suit you better as even if you run out of shit in the game you can mod it to high hell
Skyrim is a wank game to me, but its probably got the most "switch my brain off" content of any game ever thanks to mods, amongst all the mods to rape the shit out of people too if thats your bag

i don't think the action points thing works in the 3D Fallouts. i mean it's a first person shooter: you can actually just aim a gun, and shoot.

(only played New Vegas which is the good one apparently but i didn't get too into it.)
(cool world but all the crafting shit does my head in, plus voice acting ruins the dialogue system.)

>>81509333
>but all the crafting shit does my head in
No one crafts in NV, it's pointless outside of maxing out high tier ammo you dont need or just breaking shit down for easy dosh

>>81509339
it's been a bit but it was always in the back of my mind as something i SHOULD be doing, while i'm on.

doesn't help that whatever Game of the Year version i had just gave me some super laser rifle at the start? well, okay, then.

>>81509140
she cut herself lid
>>81504498

>>81504360 (OP)
Oy vey Israelis look like that?

>>81509347
>in the back of my mind as something i SHOULD be doing, while i'm on
Ignore it lad
>doesn't help that whatever Game of the Year version i had just gave me some super laser rifle at the start? well, okay, then
That's typical Bethesda shit. You can just bin/sell it if you want purity, but really the good guns they give you will run out of ammo pretty quick unless you know where to find it

give it another go sometime lad, its jank and the gameplay is hampered by the shit bethesda engine, but its less of a gameplay game and more of an exploration and story/questing game

>>81509357
>Ignore it lad
can't. it's there.

>>81509370
then i guess you got a heavier autism burden than i do, i honestly forget that shit's in the game most of the time

meanwhile, i fucking love alchemy in Morrowind. have to challenge myself NOT to get really into it every time. "no alchemy run".

>>81509260
Corrr right up the arse (as is tradition).
>>81509308
I have over 1000 hours in Dynasty Warriors 8 lmao

>>81509389
I think I've heard you talk of that on here? I've played ck(something) but couldn't get into it, but like the idea of those kind of games.

Me? On that ETS2 grind. I'm two/three deliveries away from copping my own truckberg without a bank loan.

>>81509396
It's been my mong out game for years hence the high time count. Probably the most hours overall is Runescape which probably is in the multiple thousands (played it daily for hours when I was a teenager).

>>81509403
Sounds lush de lid do you play the American one too? Make sure to listen to some European radio while you're driving around.

>>81509403
>>81509412
they've got iceland coming soon, it lush x
https://blog.scssoft.com/2025/06/introducing-iceland.html

>>81509377
i tried to get into morrowind but every build i tried my character couldn't run faster than the average glaswegian mum, and i kept getting anally raped by ghosts

Blood pressure through the roof, whole body is shaking, the end is near x

Tried to help my brother with his CV and he was sulking like a bitch. Had a face like a slapped cunt, huffing and puffing acting like a child and apparently I am the one who is in the wrong telling him the truth about the job market and how his cv needs improving. Im washing my hands with it. Good luck he is going to fucking need it.

>>81509412
>>81509421
I've never played the American one actually but I have thought about getting it. I'm in two minds now whether I should get the remaining ETS2 DLCs I don't own yet (Iberia, West Balkans, Greece) or get Yank Truck Sim instead and conquer all states..

>>81509448
shouldn't be this way, but you basically HAVE to pick The Steed star sign (increases Speed by 10 pts).

there's a joke magic item called the Boots of Blinding Speed that make you run fast but they also blind you. but the way blindness works in Morrowind is that it just turns the gamma down on your screen: you can still see slightly. just turn the brightness up to max.

yeah at that point you could cheat or use mods, but if you're working within what the game gives you, i say this is fair play.

>>81509458
Fix your own life you big tub of lard busy body

>>81509486
>yeah at that point you could cheat or use mods, but if you're working within what the game gives you, i say this is fair play.
It's also morrowind, a game where anyone who enjoys it says it's made to be broken with alchemy and unbalanced shit anyway, I just have autism that makes me try to play a game "normally" on my first runthrough but it feels like a game where you need to know all the tricks upfront just to avoid having a wank time

Sober for a few weeks now. And I feel le better. Woah. Who would guess. Night just keep it this way this time.

>>81509487
Fuck off he asked me for help because he doesnt know how to use indeed.

>>81509458
At least your brother is trying

>>81509458
I would say keep it to a maximum of a cover letter and 2 pages (preferably 1).

>>81509505
Did done sober january and didnt feel a difference desu

>>81509529
Gotta change some other stuff too though in my experience. When I drink often, everything else suffers too. It holistic.

Sober enough for Upstairs, Downstairs I reckon...

>>81509503
that's fair. i could never get into pure autism like Factorio or Dwarf Fortress. but i also don't like games that 'protect the player' with invisible walls or by railroading them, anything like that. of course you can make a potion that makes you better at making potions...ad infinitum. you just can.

it's the sort of thing you figure out yourself, it's not clipping into walls or any of that. but you do have to be into it in a way that isn't "fun combat" or similar. the actual game engine is mostly a delivery system for this weird fantasy religious lore, anyway.

new ferry fred
>>81509544
>>81509544

>>81509535
Reeeee I have other things going on at the moment.

Been off my antidepressants for a good few days now

I think over the next few days, irritability will set in (this is a withdrawal symptom)

I think I will just try to push through

Psychiatry sucks

Seen more meat on a butchers bellend

I get pissed off in games like Fallout 4 and No Man's Sky because the base building just never fucking works the way you want it. Almost impossible to get things flat and lined up. Can't even put crops down in Fallout 4 without them floating. I'd much prefer some sort of grid snap system that at least works.

>>81509403
That's another game I thought I put a lot into, but only 166 hours.
>>81509406
I've put more into games as I've grown older.
>>81509457
What's causing it to rise?

>>81504360 (OP)
what the fuck even is britfeel I keep seeing it

>>81509608
It's a thread for British people. Other British threads include /brit/ on /int/, and brit/pol/ on /pol/.

>>81509505
Proud of you Cheeka mate keep it up x

>>81509641
Thanks thanks it lush

wtf is this tread about

Hauntology produces a type of slave morality where you are resentful of stolen futures.

>>81504360 (OP)
I know this girls, was fwb when she was 17

I have grey/white hairs in my beard now. Wearing guyliner used to be fine. Going into hot topic and instantly getting assaulted by the smell of Joop cologne. Fuck.

This is what happens when you abandon your discord kitten.

>>81505078
need proof

Might drink later

Started chugging