Why do moids want this so bad? It's really gross.

>>17831307
Om enery da ouith I am, enery da ouigth I am I am, oui gots married to da widow next door shes been married seven times before and everyone was an Enery. Enery Da ouigth I am I am enery da ouigth I am

>>81551147
When Henry the 8th found out his wife had two previous partners before him he broke down and cried and then had her executed.
Today your luck if a girl with 80+body count will even let you simp for her.

>>81507412
Anne of Cleves was an uggo who looked like Amy Schumer, but they drew her to look like a Stacy. Aka: Henry got catfished.
Caterine Howard was a actually hot AF like a young scarlet Johansen. But she was a slut and well, you know what happened to her.