Thread 82305227

Linus Torvalds, patron saint of britfeel edition

>>82305227 (OP)
More like the patron saint of nonces

>>82305227 (OP)
Does he use Linux?

>>82305239
Yes, he created it

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weIl.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'Il do.

l got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weIl.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'II do.

I got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. It used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weIl.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'II do.

>>82305232
He's just a guy that likes penguins and made the kernel. What have you achieved in life?

>>82305264
In my 27 years I've managed to never molest a child

I got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. lt used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weIl.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so I gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'II do.

I got fish and chips on Friday.
3.50 for a fish cake. lt used to be 1.20 back in the day.
I got curry sauce as weIl.

I hate when they put the fish on top of the chips it makes the chips all greasy.

Fish and chips on Friday it's a tradition!
That guy's fish and chips on Friday.

I had a large fish cake, and I've been having them for years.
Curry sauce goes well with it, so l gave it a mix.

Lovely. It'II do.

Linux is what computing should have been. But computing became too normie friendly too quickly which allowed a 'just turn your brain off' company like microsoft to corner the market.

>feeling like I've left my depression behind
>think it's due to all the healthy changes I've made
>have to go into the office today
>depression floods back
oh
I need to work from home full time somehow

l'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

l'd just Iike to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>>82305227 (OP)
First had sex when I was 24. Now I am 30 and happily married to nice pretty autistic Asian woman.


Still feel spiritually an incel due to missing out on teenage/uni love.

real nonce hours

>>82305374
Ones adolescence/youth haunts you till the day you die. It is so vital. Remember reading Le Grand Mealnes - such a story of adolescence. Always Francois never Augustine.

>>82305345
I wfh and trust me it doesn't get rid of the depression, lad

l'd just Iike to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as l've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

spamming a dead thread
a winner king

What's next big man, impersonating posters? Personality drama? ASMR lasses? Auditing?

Buppy tuppy tuppence time.
Buppy tuppy tuppence time
OH yeaaaa.

>>82305421
For me it's having a shower and then take doggerbreh for a walk

When warinbo whythms wart wo way, wance with we, wake we way. Wike whe wazy wocean woves whe whore, wull we wose, way we wore

BIG day of spamming for noncecord cohorts again is it?

Ruth been on a real bender last couple days, must've gone through dozens of cocks

Hooray, fucking joy of joys another day of work and another day of not getting a blowjob from my gf. Why doesn't she desire me, lads? Fuck sake.

>>82305387
Well it does for me, I'd been remote for 18 months and happy as a clam.
The only time I feel depressed now is when I have to toil in office.

>>82305374
Does she understand how social status works in this country?

>>82305374
But does she have a nice arse, lad?

got a few blowies from the gf when she was on the blob last week corr

DVDlad needs to get that cowboy box set before the tariffs set in soon otherwise he will have to pay much more for it. Fuck trump.

>>82305299
Most Linux distros these days are very easy to use, normalfags could probably figure out the most popular ones. I wonder if a lot of people will switch when Win10 reaches end of life and they don't have a Win11 capable computer and/or don't want whatever pajeet flash in the pan AI ridden dogshit it is.

Well he's not wrong, lads.

>>82305578
l'd just Iike to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as l've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itseIf, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project.

There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

>14 year old girl who brandished knife to defend herself from sexual assault by migrant is arrested and charged in Dundee
Of course she was, we all knew exactly how this was going to go down. It's not surprising, it's just fucking evil. This is how the system is designed to work and it won't change until it's made to change.

>>82305578
I think the most likely outcome is that they won't change. Never underestimate just how fucking braindead the average normie is. They really will just deal with it, if they even perceive it to be a worse update.

BIG day of reading all the spamming for noncecord cohorts again is it?

My dementia riddled Apu managed to get himself on my PC last night and this morning and was trying to engage with the thread but would forget what he posted then immediately repost it again. He used to love this thread but years of reading and posting drivel here completely ruined his mind. Won't let him near the computer again next time lads.

Only growth happening in the country right now kek

No, surely not, they wouldn't exploit a position to bring in more co-ethnics of dubious quality, would they?!

Stop calling Sean 'Darth Helper', lads, you'll get taken to a tribunal and forced to pay out.

>>82305698
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/82277597/#q82281311

He became it of his own free will. He is lost to us.

Really need updating

Notti Carni was well weapon this yah
brap brap my knee grows
well bad on the old copy pasteronies here as well
far too much Linux gaylord thangs

Soon the EngIish will return to assisted accommodation just like our Helperlad.
3 Holidays a year in Europe or the UK
3 hot meals a day from the a la carte menu cooked up by immigrant cooks
Tuckshop money provided by DWP - you never go hungry between meals
Security guards and safe housing at all times of the day.
Bennies on for free, top rate PIP orchestrated by the following
SOCIAL WORKERS. They get you that top rate PIP. Eight hundred quid extra a month and that is beyond lush when you think about it.
Bokkles on for free. Brasserie beer coming on so fucking strong!

It's no wonder people taking that HHL Life is it?

>>82305714
>Really need updating
fascinating

SSM doesn't have time for the SSA anymore. Sad.

>>82305714
We need him now more than ever.

>GNU plus Linux
>recently taken to calling it
Unbelievable that the morning guard let toss like this stand

Soon the EngIish wiIl return to assisted accommodation just like our Helperlad.
3 Holidays a year in Europe or the UK
3 hot meals a day from the a la carte menu cooked up by immigrant cooks
Tuckshop money provided by DWP - you never go hungry between meals
Security guards and safe housing at all times of the day.
Bennies on for free, top rate PIP orchestrated by the following
SOCIAL WORKERS. They get you that top rate PIP. Eight hundred quid extra a month and that is beyond lush when you think about it.
Bokkles on for free. Brasserie beer coming on so fucking strong!

It's no wonder people taking that HHL Life is it?

>>82305736
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GNU%2FLinux_naming_controversy?useskin=vector

The welfare system was not originally intended nor designed to be something that you could simply live on you entire life without working. Quite disgusting what it's morphed into as a way for parties to buy votes from (pretend) useless eaters.

Soon the EngIish wiII return to assisted accommodation just like our Helperlad.
3 Holidays a year in Europe or the UK
3 hot meals a day from the a la carte menu cooked up by immigrant cooks
Tuckshop money provided by DWP - you never go hungry between meals
Security guards and safe housing at all times of the day.
Bennies on for free, top rate PIP orchestrated by the following
SOCIAL WORKERS. They get you that top rate PIP. Eight hundred quid extra a month and that is beyond lush when you think about it.
Bokkles on for free. Brasserie beer coming on so fucking strong!

It's no wonder people taking that HHL Life is it?

>>82305786
neets v wagies?

>>82305555
This only affects Yanks importing from here mate. I've nothing to worry about there de lid. The cowboy set is so heavy and expensive I'd be hit with a massive custom fee though I bet.

Don't like this useless eaters lark, bit too WW2 Germany for my tastes.

>number of DVDs: 1000+
>number of films he's watched in his life: 10-15

Soon the EngIish wiII return to assisted accommodation just like our HelperIad.
3 Holidays a year in Europe or the UK
3 hot meals a day from the a la carte menu cooked up by immigrant cooks
Tuckshop money provided by DWP - you never go hungry between meals
Security guards and safe housing at all times of the day.
Bennies on for free, top rate PIP orchestrated by the following
SOCIAL WORKERS. They get you that top rate PIP. Eight hundred quid extra a month and that is beyond lush when you think about it.
Bokkles on for free. Brasserie beer coming on so fucking strong!

It's no wonder people taking that HHL Life is it?

>>82305813
It's hard to disagree with it though as a turn of phrase.

SSM is the archetypal useless eater. A parasite. Useless, feckless, gormless, ugly and pleased with himself for being so. Openly exploiting good people. Truly scum in the purest sense of the word.

In the past I've said that I hope Mark gets some kind of horrible illness and suffers greatly before dying alone, cold, scared and unloved. Many lads called me out and said it was too far. I stand by my words because I understand what Mark really is.

>>82305891
Not true. I see someone who is spiritually minded, caring, a naturally hard grafter, a volunteer and someone who supports local businesses. He openly supports good people and gives to charity. He's someone we could ALL learn something from if we took a page out of his back.
He already has a horrible fucking illness you vile cunt. You wouldn't last five seconds stinking of fish and shit in the real world. You've never suffered the persecution, hatred and ignorance he has in his day to life.
Diagnosed by a fucking UNIVERSITY.
Must make you fucking seethe seeing him live his life happy and care free whilst you can just rage at him as he gets another Curtis meat haul in (you're paying for it).

>>82305839
Come on I've seen at least 16, lad. Think maybe even 17 if I count THAT video.

>>82305555
>check'd
Who's fucking buying blu-rays these days? Can't remember the last time I bought a hardcopy of anything.

>>82305944
DVDlad enjoys the occasional boutique Blu-ray purchase.

Mad how when you say that there should be some equivalent of DOGE over here in the UK you get met with derision and mockery. As if the idea that the government should actually be serious and careful with how it spends money is itself absurd.
>Look at this weirdo saying that the government and councils should have to justify how it spends all our money!
These people are suffering from a very weird mental illness.

UK Salary Guide

Anything less than 30k is rubbish. Your bimonthly luxury will consist of having small fries rather than medium at McDonald's to save 6 pence. Your parents will constantly bail you out. Your teenage brother still in school with a summer job will laugh at your saving power.

30 to 40k - Survival rate. Your only luxuries consist of travelling through Zone 1 and the odd Tesco meal deal.

40 to 60k - You can afford a subscription to The Economist. See it as part of your work uniform and budget as a work related expense.

60 to 80k - Enjoy seat selection on your annual Ryanair return flight to Murcia.

80k+ - You can finally shop at Waitrose (but only the Waitrose Essentials line) and grab a Costa to go every morning (which you can then refill at work when no one is watching).

Elda does NOT like her mother in law.

>Darth Vader
>villain
?

>16 or 17
>THAT video

Beautiful weather but stuck at work, dreadful existance

>>82306087
right i know *this* and _this_ for emphasis have been around since ye olde plaintext days, but
i can't help but feel people took the way *doing actions* appears in Markdown-based sites, and now italics has BECOME the new *holds up spork* (imagine that's in italics)?

it's your website you could just make it have the actions in some other format, without going italics. what if they WANT italics, for emphasis, in dialogue?

you could even just write it like a book, proper prose, even in SECOND person

What's the point of working hard and putting in effort when even if you don't see any real benefits until you start entering the top 1-0.1 percentile?

Everyone has been made poor in the name of equality.

nordVPN actually stopped me going on the internet and i had to un-install it, wtf nord

>>82306087
You are in way too deep. What sort of fucked up roleplay are you engaging in?

NordVPN was doing the right thing.

>>82306148
I don't leave the house often most of my life and entertainment is online.

>>82306147
Trying to watch THAT video, were you?

>>82306160
not paying bt 35 bong per month to not be able to shit post here and watch train videos on youtube thanks lad

>>82306166
I suggest you get outside and go talk to a real woman you dirty little cretin.

real women are bad for your mental health

mental health are bad for your women. never have mental health if you truly love your missus :)

Finally getting some privacy to have a wank today, lads. I reckon some nice big pale milkers.

>>82305227 (OP)
>Reform UK says it would offer payments to countries like Afghanistan as part of a plan to enable hundreds of thousands of migrant deportations if it won power.
nigel farage is going to give money directly to the taliban
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c5yk4r5e514o

tried to go to the local 'Bonny Baby' competition and they asked if i was 'entering my son or daughter' and i said no, just there to spectate.
apparently that's '''strange'''?

>>82306220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3RCme2zZRY
literally him.

>>82306226
bloke from a pub i went to years ago got entered in a competition like that when he was a baby and his parents told them he was a girl and he fucking won lel, nigel, the prettiest girl in the village

>>82306220
If they actually do it then this is fine. A few thousand pounds to deport a migrant is nothing compared to how much that person would drain over the course of their time here. Plus once they're gone they're gone, it's not like they'd just be replaced with another identical person requiring yet another lump sum. It's not prefect, but if the countries refuse to let planes land or to let people disembark when they do, it's a fine work around for countries/governments like ours who are too squeamish to simply gnu them down.

At this point I'd take basically anything to actually get rid of these people.

You aren't actually a paedophile if youre sexually attracted to a 16 yr old btw

>>82306252
>suporting the taliban is fine whats the worst that could happen

>>82306280
theyre not gonna do that again lad cos them buildings arent there no more

I am the birthday man high on cannabis right now. Garn drink on the high noon, swerve crops and that teehee, no money again though because the you know what war. Brilliant and sickening all at once the midwest

>>82306283
>flies right through
>crashes into nothing
>"OH SHI-"
>land safely
>get arrested

REKT

>>82306273
>You aren't actually a paedophile if youre sexually attracted to a 16 yr old btw
fascinating

>>82306295
exactly, if the taliban were high IQ they would have flown smaller planes into the towers that wouldnt have brought them down, that way they could keep flying little planes into them over and over again for years or perhaps decades

>>82306273
Yeah, this. Have people looked at 16 year olds lately? So you're telling me that a fully developed human female who has achieve menarche and has fully developed secondary sex characteristics and is likely engaging in regular sexual activity anyway is, for some vague reason, 'off limits'? Why exactly?

The social movement to push being attracted to 16 year olds as unacceptable paedophilia is nothing but the machinations of post-wall roasties jealous that they're aging out of being pretty and fuckable.

>>82306273
Hebephiles take a dirt nap for 16sex everywhere. Proper wrong! Disguised torture from the system! Consenr is consent post event!

>"menarche"
Paedo moment

x.com/maxtempers/status/1955669596457037996

>"It's only a fucking ticket!"
>"Ten people on one boy!"

Women are a shit test for civilisation. If you let them ruin it they will.

Indian genocide when?

shaking so bad I've not had a Seaside Update in ages. Really hope all the Seasidesoldiers here are holding out x

Officially done the most degenerate thing I've ever done. Was on my incelwalk. Went through a quiet wooded area, and found a pair of female shorts on the floor. Looked around, picked it up, and it was a bit stained. Instant diamonds. Spent 5 minutes finding a really secluded spot and wanked while sniffing them (sadly it rained a little today so washed some of the odor away, but there was still a linger) I drew the line at putting them in my mouth, even though I really wanted to. Hope I didn't catch a disease, but whatever, lifes shit anyway innit.

>>82306342
Women voting and working. Womens suffrage 1918. A few generations alone has turned us into this lel.

>>82306361
nothing wrong with that lad, a good old fashioned knicker sniff puts some hair on your chest, any chance of a nice pic of the shorts for the lads?

pure screaming at this Star Wars Episode I for Qui-Gon to not go into the reactor shaft room with Darth Maul. maybe this time the film will change.

>>82306361
Corrrrrrr! Just came in my pants reading this, did I not?

>>82306233
Did they steal this from WoW Demon Hunters

>>82306361
it's 'odour', in British English.

Got ejected for wanking at the local K-Pop Demon Hunters singalong screening.

>>82306400
nah he's based on writers doing that irritating thing where 'wot if Star Wars was...GREY?'
i mean the baddies don't think they're baddies, we just know they are. says they're evil in the on-screen text, does it not.

still, Andor was pretty good overall.

i mean Qui-Gon's a pretty 'Grey' Jedi.
gambles. kidnaps a child. would probably have killed that Darth Maul, if he could. we are talking bloodguilt, here.

>>82306375
I wish it was knickers, I'd have finished in 1 minute. I'm guessing she was still wearing those. It was female shorts

>any chance of a nice pic of the shorts for the lads?
I left them at the place. I was quite far from home and didn't wanna bring a pair of dirty sorts back with me through town. Next time I go I'm gonna see if they're still there, (I put them behind a tree and it was pretty secluded) but no doubt all the smells will be completely gone

Things you should do today to keep your house in order
>take the bins out
>bleed your radiators
>change your sheets
>vacuum
>wipe skirting + window sills
>put drain cleaner down drains
>open the windows + spray freshener

>as a young, virginal man, i'd love to fight in the Star Wars!
>Luke-san, the Jedi Knights obey a strict code of celibacy. you ARE joining the battle against the Empire out of Tatooinian nationalism, right?

Somehow dancing and recording your literal face re-enacting memes putting together a little amateur dramatics fag play became a normal way to communicate online.

>>82306437
He hated tattooine so probably not

"geez Obi-Wan, you're such a sussy baka..."
"who's the sussiest baka: the most sus or the least sus?"

it age well for modern times

Love wanking to big tit sluts on Tik Tok. Love wanking to toned tummy sluts on Tik Tok. God bless the Chinese. Great bunch of lads.

How long before we're back on sharty lads?

>>82306542
what do you mean by sharty?

say you're a zoomer, or have sprogs, and don't know where to begin with your Star Wars adventure.

no problem! the official Star Wars YouTube channel has all these awesome animations:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zeismcMHmQ&list=PLXsbMnnbPpLUYMYgMQ703Tlr8R3OZ5vEa

you (or your kids) can get up-to-speed with the events of the films, without having to watch some old 70s/80s movies. May the Force be With You!

Lil Nas X arrested over four felonies, including assaulting and officer. Coooorrrrr, must be something in the water.

Filters working at full pelt today

Sick of all these spankmuffin wankpuffin cockwomble flagshaggers defacing my town.

>>82306542
>>82306639
both these posts are like reading a book you dislike. just read a different book.

>>82306619
A star wars introduction that recommends you skip the original movies? Christ what's even the fucking point, it would be more honest of them to just say they don't like star wars and see it only as a vehicle to print money and push an agenda.

saw some youths spraypainting a bunch of cartoon characters, including Pepe the Frog

then at some point someone else sprayed over Pepe the Frog specifically, but not Courage the Cowardly Dog and some others

weird shit

>>82306659
it skips to the good bits in a digestible format. you can watch these and then watch the new ones.

George should buy back the rights for way less than he sold them for and make a four hour masterpiece that reckons everything Disney did, state he disowns all Disney continuity and then takes the rights to his deathbed.

does wanker's cramp entitle me to PIP?

i have a alcohol problem. im drinking so much its affecting my health. im getting heart pain and ive lost all apitite. i dont know what to do

>>82306661
Nice little LARP, lad

>>82306667
i doubt anyone can buy anything back from Disney.

i mean Doctor Who might just go wholly back to the BBC/Bad Wolf Productions, but that's more Disney no longer fronting 50% of the production costs (good.)

>>82306715
>i dont know what to do
stop drinking

>>82306715
Eat some ice cream. Very easy to swallow, tons of fat and calories, will get your body used to having food again so you can move onto eating properly. That's what I do when I get an eating disorder triggered during my suicidal depression episodes. Can take a few days though, sometimes over a week.

>>82306722
odd thing to accuse me of making up.

will get the 'after' picture next time i walk past here, just for you <3

>No wobyupdate
>no ssmupdate
>no HHL regime update

Dead thread

>>82306770
larpaccuser BTFO. You've done him there

>>82306770
This could be anywhere desu, doesn't prove anything

>>82306740
cant, reality is unbearable
>>82306759
i think having dairy would give be diabolical shits, i can eat it just has to be very plain food like bread, i just dont want to eat because it makes me feel ill, ive totaly fucked my gut biome

>>82306639
when my filter is working that hard I only see one post every 20+ mins I just fuck the thread off and wait for the next one. rinse and repeat

Might have to go back to uni and do a masters in something useful
The English Lit degree was a mistake

>>82306772
>>No wobyupdate
>>no ssmupdate
>>no HHL regime update

>Dead thread
fascinating

HHL saved Steve's life last night.

Past a certain age, a man who is a virgin is a dangerous thing.

wonder if ssm is on holiday again

thirtysomething virgins exploding like those frogs that eat rice

>>82306915
Splashing daddy cash it lush

>>82306906
i propose we make an elite strike team of sluts who will hunt down and fuck these dangerous virgins before they can do any harm

>>82306940
Instead of investing it, he's spunking it away on gadgets, takeaways and wamblng

>>82306957
nah he 3 years no bookies lad. he no daft

>>82306957
How can he invest it when he on benefits? He's not supposed to have the money that's why it's in a family members account or a trust fund and they are drip feeding him the money.

boxer shorts are soaked in piss again going to keep them on though they will dry out eventually

>>82307046
stick them on the radiator, lad. just wear your trackies while they're drying, get the piss distributed between two different pairs of bottoms. evens it out.

>>82307046
im glad i cant smell you

>>82307077
yeah good idea if i sweat more i stink more

When was the last time you jogged or ran more than just a couple metres?

>>82307082
had these boxers on for about 5 weeks now i can smell my dick and balls through my shorts

>>82306952
>What've we got, ladies?
>31 year old KHHV, intel says he was teased in school. Surveillance shows nerdneck and wearing trousers in summer. Internet history is, among other things, a 16 hour a day 4chan slog. Financials have come back and show repeated Steam purchases. Unconfirmed reports of excessive anime consumption.
>Jesus, we need to act fast. Alright, ladies, listen up! We've got a code V. Stockings on, this man needs extreme amounts of oral, vaginal and anal sex immediately! I want everyone prelubed and in the chopper in five!

>tfw no stinky NEET bf to clean up after~

thank god.

>>82307100
few weeks ago, not a fan of running, enjoy lifting and other sports but running was only ever tolerable when I did it with my mate. I know I can do 6 miles in one go though because thats what we started at from baseline so im not totally fucked, I bet if I joined a club id be able to squeeze around 8 out. Most I ever did was 14 and we got up at 4am as the sun rose to do it, was quite comfy. Id do it more if I had a runner friend.

you know in the film, The Terminator, it's about the future where' it's the war between man and machine?
well my flat is the battleground of spiders versus flies

>>82307100
went down my building's stairs to collect a parcel two days.

sort of worried me just how much effort it was, how bad my joints are and how slow i was moving. but i DID do it

>>82307142
Sounds like a crack team

same way they're trialling giving heroin to Scots, they should give sex workers to incels. harm reduction for a healthier society.

>>82306999
Crypto. It's untraceable

life is a highway, i will ride it all night long

mad how out of the endless dystopian settings we get stuck with the gayest and most boring one where nothing ever happens but everything deteriorates around you

>>82307238
Yeah pretty much. Not even a cool dystopia like Blade Runner, literally the worst of all worlds.

I constantly try to lose myself in comfy day dreams to distract myself from my awful life and shitty job. I like to imagine really specific scenarios like imagine being in a big stone tower with a storm raging outside but you're in a little library with a warm fire and a cup of tea rocking back and forth on a chair and looking out the window as rain lashes the glass and lightning cracks in the sky.

The most prominent motif that repeats itself is something like bad weather/something bad exterior to where you are juxtaposed against a sturdy, safe, small little haven away from the bad thing. Something incredibly womfy about being 'safe' from the outside world.

>>82307199
You mad? Mark can't even get his head around Football Manager lad.

>>82307272
You should tell women about this lad they'd love it.

The amount of rage bait social media spackerslop I have to listen to now is un-fucking-bearable. If I'm ever dragged into these gay arguments at work or with me mates and I point this out, everyone turns on me for either not caring about whatever the latest conspiracy is or acting like I'm the NPC when they're the ones getting baited by foreign actors postign rage bait. People get hooked on this shite so easily as if they have all the answers because the internet told them what to think.
I just want to enjoy my hobbies and wank myself to sleep lads. It not rite.

>>82307272
ChatGPT loving your prompt there laddy

>>82307310
I don't bother to interact with normies any more beyond what's absolutely necessary for basically this exact reason, lad. Oh really some gay shit happened in Gaza or something? Wow, yeah honestly I just don't care. But apparently that makes me the bad guy, so I just don't bother. I just give a simple 'oh really? gosh' and then get back to work.

>>82307312
Coooooorrrrrr, that's womfy lad, that's what I'm talking about!

next step is automating all the stuff with computer programs that, frankly, could be automated already.
i mean the DWP could just parse through your bank statements without a human ever getting involved. same for HMRC, anything with criminal records...whatever.

"but technology is hard for old/disabled people!" is dying out as an excuse. not even human error/kindness will save you from bureaucracy.

Go down your street and plug the licence plates into this tool, lads:
https://www.motabilitycheck.com/

Absolutely fucking mental. Obviously depends on your area, but some streets literally every car is a motability car. Brutal.

>>82307336
>the DWP could just parse through your bank statements without a human ever getting involved
That's exactly what's happening some time next year they passed a bill this year. AI will scan through all the bank accounts to see if fraud or savings are over the limits and a human will have the final say on whether fraud is taking place or not.

>>82302893
>>82302958
waiting for my ChatGPT mana to recharge so i can gradually weasel my way around this censorship

>>82307272
> Something incredibly womfy about being 'safe' from the outside world.
Extremely wumfy indeed. For me it's cabins and blizzards

>>82307310
people really do get offended when they find out you don't give a toss about whatever "current thing" politislop it is they're into

>>82307377
>For me it's cabins and blizzards
Exactly, this sort of thing.

will admit i check every car parked on my street for its MOT/tax status.
some guy did just leave his car, expired 5 years ago. thought he abandoned it, then he just turned up one day and drove it off. mental.

>>82307385
That's what was so based about idontcarelad. He literally didn't care. Made all the carers seethe to no end.

>>82307400
>will admit i check every car parked on my street for its MOT/tax status.
>some guy did just leave his car, expired 5 years ago. thought he abandoned it, then he just turned up one day and drove it off. mental.
blimey

We all need a womfy place to escape to.

you should have to pick between
- car
- gf/bf
- NHS healthcare

Flag shaggers checking all the cars on the street to see if they are PIP cars and sitting their grotty little pebbledash houses fuming about it as they wank off to Tommy Robinson and Nigel Farage

>>82307431
For me, it's opiates.

https://archive.org/details/essential-keygen-music

oh my goodness.

Got 2 parcels or open. I'm that depressed I can't be bothered opening them.

>>82307490
i'll open one of your parcels, but only if i get to keep the other (you get to choose)

>>82307490
New buttplugs, lad?

i shagged mature sally in a caravan ama

>father did not teach me how to wire a buttplug as a child
>constantly berates me as an adult
>as if it's my fault for not knowing

uh?

>>82307509
Ok choose one.

>>82307519
make and model of caravan?

>>82307536
i want the smaller one, you can keep the larger one.

going to track down and FORGIVE all the girls who rejected me at school. like that scene in the Dark Knight where the criminal-looking man surprises the middle-class racists.

>>82307530
My dad never taught me how to enema, I thought you could just get shagged up your arse with no prep. The first time was so messy, I was so embarrassed, but the other guy was very understanding.

>>82307563
You chose.. Poorly.

>>82307563
Here's what you could have won.

>>82307583
No wonder you're depressed lad, you're a child, you haven't into adult and your future is bleak. Grow up.

If anything thank you for giving me the motivation to open them. They probably would have been sat in the corner of my room for a few days.

>>82307583
>>82307590
GOD DARN IT

37 pics in my Sean folder, nice little collection I've got going.

>>82307600
You're right. One of the hardest verses in the bible to read for me and many others my age.

>>82307641
Thinking things are childish is a pretty childish trait. How often do you hear a kid say "I don't like that, that's for babies"

Game on brother

loved Lode Runner on the Game Boy. just a really great puzzle game, fun doing daft Lemmings-type nonsense in the level editor.

Donkey Kong 94 and then Mario Vs Donkey Kong were fun too, similar type of games.

Brother has just been to my great aunts house to deliver her medicine she is not well and the commode was sat in the front room. When he opened the door a very strong smell of piss hit his nose like a ton of bricks. He's not happy.

>>82307669
Reckon she's even less happy about the situation

>>82307641
You're getting cause and effect backwards, lad.
He's not a child because he plays video games, he plays video games because he's a child (because the society in which we grow up has started to systematically induce failure to launch at unprecedented levels and which the average man is powerless to fight against). It's not his fault, unironically. What the fuck else is a young man supposed to do when the world consistently closes its doors for all the opportunities that previous generations had open to them? Why would anyone strive to contribute to a society that hates them?

"It is actually MORE grown-up to NOT CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK about watching magical girl animes and playing Super Mario, well into your 30s."
- C. S. Lewis

>>82307658
Have lode runner and donkey Kong 94. Both great games, my brother had Mario VS donkey Kong on the special Mario gameboy advance, I had the special golden one with Zelda minis cap for one Christmas. I would take a photo for you but the gameboy games are in storage at the moment.

>>82307681
C. S. Lewis is proof that smart, eloquent and reasonable people can be convinced of utter bollocks and spend considerable energy and time trying to advocate for said bollocks.

Living in the end times. Yes, that's right. The end times. Oh, aye.

Tempted to buy a PS2 console and some games purely for a nostalgia hit. Yeah I could just emulate them for free, but it's not quite the same

>>82307681
Literally yes, actually. Only mongs care about impressing random mongs

haven't seen my nephew since he was 14, almost five years ago. must be in his 20s by now. wonder if he's come out as gay.

>>82307704
You're right it's not quite the same.

>>82307716
Want to shag your nephew do you?

i care what people think of me, and i even want to impress people. it's actually a good motivator.

I hate when someone at a shop comments on what I'm buying, or asks if I want what I usually get. Guess what, idiot? I'm not going there again just because you made it awkward for me. You just talked yourself out of hundreds of pounds I'd spend there each year for no reason at all. Yeah, I'm only one person, but you got rid of a regular customer with just one sentence. I don't care how petty or pathetic it is, I hate awkward situations that much.

>>82307716
my grandma hasn't seen me since 19 about 5 years ago, dunno why, never turned out gay because of it tho

"thanks for getting rid of that creepy guy, shopkeeper"
^ dozens (if not hundreds) of paying customers

>>82307716
I have 3 cousins I've never seen. The oldest one is like 16 now I think.

>>82307703
and its fucking well boring

Spaffed two times today, didn't i

going to play Final Fantasy Adventure if that's all right with you lads

Already done 120 parcels lads and now I'm about to do another 100 because someone quit so I'm doing their round as well

>>82307868
amazon driving?

>>82307885
Evri lad

>>82307238
tbg, we don't even have the legalised gladatorial battles.
We have to watch spackers have "polite conversations" on talk TV instead.

corrr off on a Final Fantasy adventure

>>82307868
I was with royal mail for a short time and you need to be okay with rushing around like a maniac, not for me.

>>82307919
That game was mad as a child. Characters dying constantly and everything. Felt like the realest shit.

>>82307917
>We have to watch spackers have "polite conversations" on talk TV instead.
And the "podcasts". So, so, so many fucking podcasts

>>82307919
The adventures of prick and Willy

>>82307930
Zoomers have ruined media with their obsession with podcasts and twitch streamers.

>Visit me nan
>She tells me stories about granddad when he was my age
>Realise I'm a coddled, effeminate millennial in comparison and I have had an easy life despite my whinging
>Feel even more depressed and a bigger failure than I am

>>82307960
Like most things, normies have no idea how to enjoy themselves. You're supposed to find your own podcasts and your own streams that fit your interests, instead of religiously tuning into Joe Rogan and whoever the fuck the big streamer is.
There's some great stuff out there, and people insist on being fed slop.

Finally my sunflower lanyard came in the post today.

>>82307967
tbf, old people got to live in a world where everything was cheap, and you were allowed to be a racist and talk down to women.
>oh but you have le iPhone, and hurt feelings culture!
The thing that's making everyone's life miserable, yeah. Woohoo.

>>82307583
im sure that F1 world grand prix was mad expensive when it came out

>>82307967
Mate boomers could buy a house for next to nothing and walk into a middle class job. They had it piss easy.

>>82308037
Mam bought a terraced house for 28k in 1990 and now it's worth 160k. She said in the 80s she walked out of one job and got another in the same day. Boomers had everything given to them on a golden platter. What the fuck happened?

suggestions for a good wank vid on motherless

>>82307583
Get yourself a flashcart brudder. You don't need to be spending so much on physical games these games. Good lord.

Anyway, play that Beetle Adventure Racing. It's sick.

>>82308088
It's not just boomers, even their kids had it easier. I know a guy who went to one of those mock interviews schools used to run, not sure if they still do now?, and the employer offered him a job on the spot. Had the mock interview Friday and asked him to start Monday. Mental

>>82308089
You into mothers giving their chan-son a blowjob while he audio recorded it, but sadly the mong had old batteries so you need to turn it up quite loud to hear her moaning and it cut out some of it?
That one

>>82308088
And dating was far easier too back then for men. Now with online being the most popular way to meet, more men are single as women become more picky.

>>82308113
his parents said why don't you go to a real interview, not he got offered a job at the mock interview place

>>82308113
Just saying, my parents are technically Boomers, and that didn't happen.
Not bad people, but they genuinely seem to expect life to just happen to me, and then get confused when jobs and girlfriends don't just kind of appear out of thin air, even though I clearly have mental problems and no social status.

answer honestly lads
>last time you showered
>last time you exercised
>last time you went outside for recreational purposes other than going to a walk on your own
>last time you spoke to someone in real life
>last time you spoke to a women in real life
>last time you earned money
>last time you spoke to a friend either online or irl (4chan does not count you must know them irl)

>I clearly have mental problems and no social status.
The millennial cop out. Every single time.

Wouldn't mind this right now corr

>>82308284
I've struggled with basic tasks basically my entire life(couldn't tie my shoes until I was about ten). It's not like people around me can't tell I'm weird and dysfunctional. They just seem to think it'll all work out anyway.

>>82308281
The last half of those are going on ten years. I wont lie.
I did speak to a friend briefly four years ago, but I don't think he likes me.

im well bored x

>>82308281
>last time you showered
A week ago I think
>last time you exercised
Years ago
>last time you went outside for recreational purposes other than going to a walk on your own
3 months ago
>last time you spoke to someone in real life
Does speaking to shop keepers count? Then today
>last time you spoke to a women in real life
My Job Centre mentor is a woman and I speak to her weekly
>last time you earned money
Last year
>last time you spoke to a friend either online or irl (4chan does not count you must know them irl)
Dunno, yesterday I guess

>>82308268
The golden days ended in the early 90s so if were only a child back then you missed out.

imma end my life without you x

If you could sell self pity you lads would be millionaires

spent too many nights on my own x

>>82308300
apu should be shagging apuette no rite

>>82308380
I was born then, so-

Britfeel is quiet tonight aye

>>82308100
No thank you. Passed 1000 physical games a few years ago. No idea how many I have now.

Shes getting married

...taysway wasn't already married? why not?

>THE SHIFT HAS STARTED.

Entry-level workers in the most AI-exposed jobs are seeing clear employment drops, while older peers and less-exposed roles keep growing.

Though overall employment continues to grow, employment growth for young workers in particular has been stagnant.

The drop shows up mainly as fewer hires and headcount, not lower pay, and it is sharpest where AI usage looks like automation rather than collaboration.

22-25 year olds in the most exposed jobs show a 13% relative employment decline after controls.

The paper tracked millions of workers and boils recent AI labor effects into 6 concrete facts

The headline being entry-level contraction in AI-exposed occupations and muted wage movement.

AI replacing codified knowledge that juniors supply more of, than tacit knowledge that seniors accumulate

>>82308666
>Demon trips.
How fitting.

It's so over Ellenbros

Wonder what video games shippy plays?

>>82307463
The left trying to divide and conquer the right by pitting reform supporters against the poor and disabled is just as distasteful as the right trying to divide and conquer the left by pitting the working class against immigration. Why don't we just let people of all persuasions form their own opinions?

taytay is still sprogless. bet shes desperate for a sprog

>>82308639
I get a existential terror from that kind of thing. The idea of my mountain of possessions consuming me.
Probably going to just buy a Mister for my retro gaming needs, as soon as I can be bothered to figure out what to buy and how to assemble. very much done buying actual games.
Wouldn't mind acquiring a few consoles with ODE mods, but then that would also just feel like clutter past a certain point.

>>82308702
There's a natural divide between the working class and immigration, because the working class are the ones who end up having to live around it.

SSM said he spends a lot of time watching other peoples live streams. Wonder who he is watching?

>>82308718
Gert cat life. He loves watching her going to sleep and shouting at Collin all day.

opening my tay-tay folder for a sadwank

>>82308718
I'm watching a nice little fellow play Sonic with 25 viewers right now, but I feel it wouldn't be right to share.
I dun that before, and some cunt flagged the lad for inappropriate content, baka.

On it me x

Few jars in this town then off to match x

"Seeing the English flag makes me feel scared and uncomfortable"

>>82308718
He watches shit like DJE Media and other right wing mongs

>>82308736
I mean, that is the idea.
People want them to get the message, and go home.

>>82308736
It's because it's mostly 90IQ thugs putting them up to intimidate other people mate. You sound like a bit of a cockwomble to me.

Spaffed for a third time

Cannot be arsed

Shall be copping some R&R now me x

>>82308732
Is that on Twitch?

>>82308736
the best i can say here is i don't want people to feel passively uncomfortable, sure.
but i dunno man, i feel this way in plenty of places where nobody is really "doing" anything. like i'm not about to rally against teenagers because da yoofs make me uncomfortable sometimes (and they do).

"person of colour" is such a clunky term, too. feels like a faux-polite American euphemism. if you're black, Asian, whatever it is, and it's relevant (or "non-white" is), why not just say that?

>>82308758
are. I've built myself a nice selection of small scale streamers I follow. Cosier than the big boys.

Speaking to women irl makes me feel scared and uncomfortable

Also I was thinking about that video that lad posted where that chink was eating cat shit like a banana. One of the most jarring things I've seen in a while. Hope to God it was fake.

100% that woman in the video has that toxoplasmosis shit scuttling around in her brain.

>no spam for 1.5 hours
>Spaffed for a third time

spam mong is a porn addict masturbator

>>82308792
We all a little Toxo in life x

>>82308781
>Hope to God it was fake.
maybe but it's in a shelter/whatever, really does just come off like a mentally-unwell lady doing something very strange.

even when it comes to eating specifically:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)
glad i just smash things, and very rarely.

>>82308793
That post was Soundspacker. I don't think he is spam mong.

>>82308281
>last time you showered
this morning

>last time you exercised
i havent specifically exercised for a long time, but the following answer might count

>last time you went outside for recreational purposes other than going to a walk on your own
i went with my girlfriend to an abandoned power station to take some pictures, it was a really long walk and i started getting stomach cramps from all the laxatives ive been taking without eating so we had to walk back, we'll go back another time. we had lunch in a pub and i did a big poo

>last time you spoke to someone in real life
a few hours ago

>last time you spoke to a women in real life
a few hours ago

>last time you earned money
from a job? february-ish
i've been on sick pay since then and i'm planning to move to pip

>last time you spoke to a friend either online or irl
weeks ago i think with a couple friends met at xscape and did a lil shopping

>cats poison your brain
is this like that thing where Reddit decided bed bugs don't just bite you, they cause some sort of insanity?
and then the guy's story was all entirely fake, anyway?

>He posted it again.
Clicked on it again out of morbid curiosity. Wish I didn't. The worms in her head are telling her to do that.

>>82308763
When it comes to the forruns, I do want them to feel passively uncomfortable.
This is ultimately how you keep the peace with people. You draw a line in the sand, and you say "you behave, or you go somewhere else".
The stupid thing we've been doing for about the past thirty or forty years is inviting the whole world in, and making them feel so welcome they think they can push us around.
That kind of thing isn't the basis of a proper relationship. It's the beginnings of an abusive relationship.

>>82308821
B tower update lad?

>>82308815
True sadly. Wish I had a cat but the government won't let me have one.

>>82308812
Dont think the real soundspacker has posted in a king time lad. He use to post more than just spaff posts

>>82308833
eh, just disagree then. i want curbs on immigration, but i don't want innocent people tarred and feathered for looking the same.

some of 'em are all right (and as a working class person you have less 'say' who moves in to your street, better to get along than not)

>>82308848
Nothing new really. Been off my meds for some reason and had a massive argument 2 days ago. A bit better now. The autism counsellor is coming tomorrow which I'm not too happy about.

>>82308869
If they're alright, they will behave themselves, and we can all be friends.
If they're the kind of person who might be doing a bit of rape on the side, yeah, I want them to be thinking twice about that.

He holding on lads. Without his miraculous glasses and Sky Go Golf he'd be lost to us.

>>82308863
He posted about bumping into his 'unemployed gigavaxxed boomer neighbour' the other week. But most of his posts are spaff updates.

just had three chugs of the whiskey and a cornetto

i really really want to get on the ket but my bladder hates me and i dont want to make it any worse
i've not even had anything and it's flaring up again
shit is hell
probably going to buy a weed vape ive not had one before

>>82308909
He's still in there over a grazed knee? He can't be, there has to be another reason as to why he's been in hospital for 8 months now.

>>82308928
Broke his knee, broke his left cheekbone. He fell hard.

>>82308880
i think by-and-large, most people are fine. but yeah if some people go round raping, that's wrong.

innocent until proven guilty, i say. men do the most rapes, and i'm not going to be daft and say there isn't nature involved there (rather than nurture/culture), but men are fine by default. we're just people, wandering around.

mind you, we need to start looking at cultural differences in age/generation. what technology/smartphones/social media is doing to our youth.

internet censorship is wrong, but i also hear some zoomers can't wire a plug.

Alright guys? I'm in hospital.
I'm I'm in hospital. SVT episode. Didn't even drink any alcohoI today. I only had orange juice and chips. Be sausages at Weather Spoons. I meant to be meeting Jace. Big Jay.
I didn't drink Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. Didn't drink any alcohol today.
Cutting it right down.
Cutting it right down.
It's all sorted now though.
Yeah, I'm back to normal. I'm I'm in a recovery room.
I'm in a recovery room. Every day we above ground. It's a great day. At least I'm alive and well. I'm alive and well.
I live another day. I didn't drink no alcohol today, did I?
Hey, no, you didn't.
So, it's not alcohol. They didn't drink to I didn't drink since last Thursday.
So, it's not alcohol. It's just one of them things, isn't it? At least I'm alive and well. Every day we above ground's a great day. I live another day.
What guys? Am I 4K recording? Go just just a cup of tea. Yeah, they look after you here. Yeah, I'm laughing well.
I live another day. Yeah, I'm doing all right there, my lad. We are back to normal.

Why are our youtube dollies in hospital

/pitypartyfeel/

>Never worked a day in his life
>Disgusted by the idea alone of ever working
>"Working class"
This stolen valor needs to stop desu

>>82308670
Dyke is a known bullyfreak

>>82308993
there are three classes. use the Labour-approved term 'working people' if you mean employeds.

>>82308939
You still need a level of societal pressure so men get the idea that they're not supposed to go around raping. In theory, stuff like that is what Police are for.
Only the Police have very much been turning a blind eye to crime lately, and so people are seeking alternative methods to keep the peace. And that basically means clannishness, and the beginnings of things that maybe resemble mobs.
Not saying I wanted any of this. I would rather the Police do their jobs.

>>82309019
But what if somebody doesn't fit into one of them
>the social group consisting primarily of people who are employed in unskilled or semi-skilled manual or industrial work
Working class people can be unemployed, but they'll have intentions to find work again. Wilfully clocking off all labour for life isn't working class. Why not go with social parasite like the soviet union. Its stolen valor to try to co opt a term that means one thing to most people I.e. working class/people is synonymous to most when you actually mean I'm a guy on social benefits for life. That's not working class, not everything has go be a class, you can also just be a lazy poor person.

>>82309067
>not everything has go be a class
just how society is divided. nothing new, "idleness" was one of William Beveridge's five evils. if an aristocrat doesn't WORK work, they're still upper class, aren't they?

>you can also just be a lazy poor person.
yeah true. i mean you could add a "new" class like them Marxists with their proletariat and then "the lumpenproletariat" but in real Britain in real life, it's the working class.

>make an impact in a dynamic and fast-paced environment
:D
>HMP Northumberland is a Category C men's prison
D:

Working class and working people are the same thing to 99% of people and when the term was invented I doubt there was bennies dossers. So workshy dossers exploit those terms getting conflated and call themselves working class knowing people hear that as working people. Then turn around and get offended that the terms have been conflated. If you're only tangentially even part of society its not clear you even have a class. "I rely on other people working to sustain me and I have no intentions of paying it back" that's the dosser class, pretending you're the same as a bricklayer is sick.

Need an update from Kyle

>>82309086
Lad Marx wasn't on about people on DLA for fibromyalgia

>>82309098
I'm a temporarily embarrassed aristocrat.

>https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/jobless-benefits-welfare-labour-london-b1244455.html
Mad that innit

Early night snuggling with the gf is it, king?
Maybe a cheeky blowjob, big man?

>>82309131
grandparents fought in t'war and i have mental health.

i'm entitled to social security.

>>82309133
>all the mongs holding communist party signs in the video
Look, you can legitimately complain about certain parts of capitalism and democracy and so on, but if you actually, genuinely, unironically support communism, after every single example of it throughout history has brought nothing but misery, poverty, penury, famine, ugliness, corruption, brutality and mass death of innocents, I'm sorry but you are actually just fucking fucked in the head.

>>82309135
something like that, except it's eating Morrisons gravy granules out of a bowl.

One day or day one. You decide.

just want some nuggets of ye olde British socialism, me. NHS, council houses, all that. might take trade union actions, strikes, protests, riots, who knows.
doesn't have to be some communism according to the Gospel of Marx, though.

>>82309171
There's no such thing as ye olde British socialism. Those things were implemented post-WW2. The big problem with socialism (among a multitude of others) is that eventually you simply run out of money.

>>82309196
i know the thing is "other people's money" but having British Rail, Royal Mail, water/electricity boards, all that, it's not exactly Soviet Russia, is it? better them (complete with British workers, working-class lads) than some foreign multinational.

it WAS better, for a while. and now it's getting worse.

>>82309196
tbf, if "leftist" politicans stopped wasting money on abject wank, it would probably be fine.
Seems like there's almost no one willing to just not loot the system, or dump your money into nonsense that you didn't ask for, and in turn, maybe house the homeless.

>>82309135
Best I'll get is a wank to some degen lad ;_;

>>82309215
It's all just varying degrees between a free, prosperous nation and soviet Russia, though. Nationalised mail? Really? Not being able to choose your energy provider? Why? Don't forget it went way further than this as well. The phones were nationalised - you had a choice of... *checks notes*... ONE type of phone, there were waiting lists for the damn things. Imagine being on a waiting list for a phone. They also nationalised the travel agents. Now we're just getting silly.

The demonstrable reality is that more people are far more better off with the market handling almost everything.

>>82309223
Leftism incentivises looting the system though. It's not a problem that occurs outside of how the system functions, it is baked into it.

An idle dosser can be "from a working class background" and so on but imo he's not *part* of the working class. Yes by a completely arbitrary technicality you belong to the class that would work but if you've intentionally deided to opt-out of working then you're no longer part of that class are you. It's really just the parasite class.
>>82309143
Irrelevant. You can be disabled and out of work and be working class. People who'd genuinely want to be workers again and work for a living. To languish on bennies voluntarily you're not working class anymore, it's dishonest because it gives a false picture to what most people interpret that to mean.
>>82309171
So your politics and socialism to you basically boils down to I get stuff for free free council house free money I don't have to work other people pay my way.

>>82309240
I suppose I would like to elect someone who actually believes in the message of making the country better, and helping the poor, as opposed to just putting money in their own pockets, and giving some of it to their mates.

imagine how different ruthmong's and travis kelce's lives are

>>82309252
Making the country better and helping the poor is achieved through making the country prosperous and making the people freer. Socialism, in every instance that it has ever been implemented, does the opposite. To make people richer you free up the markets. To make people freer you loosen the control of the government. That is exactly the opposite of what socialism aims for.

>>82309257
Almost boggles the mind that most people own a pair of shoes. How does that even work? Like the shoes just sort of sit there until you put them on and go out? Mad.

you are strong
so much stronger than me
all along cause you are everything
and i am nothing x

>>82309263
up to a point, but people get left behind, or treated as cogs in a greater machines, and those people need to be looked out for as well.
"Let the market work it out" is how we end up in a place where your job is being given to an Indian who is willing to do it for cheaper. That's not the answer either.

>>82309240
i mean some things are just going to be natural monopolies, i don't get to pick my water company. hell i'm a pro at min-maxing energy companies and a couple of years ago you literally could not switch. yeah, one-off crisis, but there goes the main benefit of capitalism, your choice in the free market (not even like it balanced out to da best, absolute advantage, did it? just meant i could not even choose)

basically just want more public services ran in Britain by British public companies, lad. the actual money will get recirculated rather than exported. more employment here rather than outsourcing. if technology/automation improves things, great, instead of "oh fuck, my job ;__;"

also i want to not be in triple digits on the council housing list.
>if you bid for this property you will be #350 in the queue
FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>82309249
>So your politics and socialism to you basically boils down to I get stuff for free free council house free money I don't have to work other people pay my way.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax

>>82309263
my miner granddad only got glasses and a house because of socialism.
think he did well off it, tbqh.

>>82309285
Yeah, other people pay taxes for your free stuff. So "socialism" boils down to "sit on my arse in my free house getting paid for nothing" working class boils down to "sit on my arse doing nothing"

>>82309276
>up to a point, but people get left behind, or treated as cogs in a greater machines, and those people need to be looked out for as well.
A small percentage of people 'left behind' is better than 95% of people unable to adequately feed themselves.
>"Let the market work it out" is how we end up in a place where your job is being given to an Indian who is willing to do it for cheaper. That's not the answer either.
This is just taking it to absurd degrees though. The moment something stops making your citizens more prosperous then you should stop doing it. Hiring a million Indians? No thanks. Generally free markets? Yes please! It just so happens that markets are the best for most situations under most conditions. It's not ideological, it's practical.

>>82309277
Indeed natural monopolies can exist, but socialism turns the entire economy into a monopoly. Which is more preferable?
>basically just want more public services ran in Britain by British public companies, lad
Public services are by definition public. How are the public services doing currently? This is under the highest levels of taxation in generations mind you.
>also i want to not be in triple digits on the council housing list.
You know that private companies can and do build houses and would like to build lots, but the government strangles their ability to build nice houses, all while inorganically pumping up demand through importing a gajillion BAMEs a year, right? I don't mean to dig at you personally, lad, but where does this idea that housing comes from the government develop in people?

>>82309294
That's wonderful, and the vast majority of other people go houses and glasses cheaper and quicker and better quality through the market delivering them. Really consider what you're end goal is here. You want nationalised opticians? Do you think that would be an improvement over the current situation with opticians? Come on, lad.

editorlad going for it once again
wonder if he realises half these posts are just mongs winding him up?

Rewatched Skins since like a decade ago. Fun watch, if a little dated.

>>82309310
yeah well it's mostly going to my landlady. she needs it.

>>82309318
>Really consider what you're end goal is here.
just giving a real-world example of a person who did not have those options, then one day got them. collieries used to be absolutely grim. council did new housing projects, NHS came in, he could read books again.
dunno what to tell you, lad. British post-war socialism did some good things for people. it's not some theoretical pipe dream.

My miner grandad sowing the benefits of the society he contributed to is EXACTLY the same as me with my open contempt for the prospect of ever working playing playstation in my pants all day, we're both salt of the earth working class

>>82309351
sick, what games are you playing?

>>82309343
I'm not saying it didn't do good things for people, my point is that, despite individual cases of people receiving good things, more people would be more better off from free markets. Not to mention that everything good that came from socialism is paid for by taking money from others against their will.

>>82309343
Are you trying to imply that you're "paying tax" or "paying rent" in the same way as people who work for a living? From the money you received from other people who did work for it? That you didn't earn?

>>82309351
exactly
miners wouldn't last a day in our shoes

>>82309367
>Are you trying to imply that you're "paying tax" or "paying rent" in the same way as people who work for a living?
nah, i'd rather it go to the council though. wouldn't you? it's your money, that i didn't earn, i feel like you should get a say.

Next time you think about calling me "not working class", try a 14 hour goon session. That'll teach you mining poofs what real work is.

>>82309385
>the government isn't robbing more honest, productive people to give them more of their money
It is, though. And they're going to for every year of Sir Queer's term.

sitting in an office chair at a computer, calling yourself "working class".

me? i sleep for a living. make my own lattes.

>>82309384
So if you didn't have "mental health" would you work? Do you even want to, "disabilities" aside? If the answer is no, you're hardly working class are you? You don't want to work, and youre abusing leftist terminology to legitimise being a parasite. That's the bottom line of what this discussion was about before you changed the subject again.

Funny how both the welfare class and teenagers from rich families like to LARP as "working class". You don't see this kind of pathology in America.

>>82309467
not my fault I as born. I would have worked all my life if it wasn't for my hidden disability.

>>82309467
>you changed the subject again.
because it's tedious. if these are your sincere beliefs, fine. i'm not going to convince you.
but i will let you know i'm bowing out. you win the flame war.

is Final Fantasy Tactics on PlayStation any good? do i need a guide or anything, or can i just play it blind and have a good time?

What happened to those three Ukrainian rent boys/models who tried to set fire to all of Keith's houses?
Are they going to memory hole that?

It's funny how people like to LARP they're rich as well. Got a Merc on PCP and think they're ace while living paycheque to paycheque

wish this Fae Tactics was better. people seem to like it. and i really like the in-game pixel art (tiles/sprites, the character act and text/menus are...odd)

i feel like there's an artistry to getting everything on a low-res screen that gets lost when people do games in the same style. i know it's just an aesthetic, but you couldn't just render TrueType text or whatever. move/rotate in 'sub' pixels (even if the game logic did). hard to quantify.

>>82309528
Most are lease rather than PCP which is worse.
I see loads of 100k cars on the drive of 250k houses round here. Just idiocy.

>>82309528
It's not really funny that people would like to present as rich; it's better to be rich than poor. It's understandable in the same way that wearing lifts in your shoes to look taller is.
The working class LARP/noble savage thing is like intentionally making yourself look shorter - just peculiar.

>>82309549
It all stems from the Royal family imo. Driving round in their old Defenders and tatty jackets.

mind you i like that Cassette Beasts as a new Pokemon although i only did the first few Gym Leaders.

even the millennial "life, man" stuff was kind of fun. good music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28MFoXq6zAU
oh yeah we in a cafe. thinkin bout stickers.

video games? never got into them

Video games? For me it's only Doom WADs that I play through a source port that I compile from source on my GNU plus Linux personal computer.

>>82309588
there are some good ones.

>>82309581
Just heard this for the first time and didn't rate it at all

>>82309599
for me it's playing FreeDoom on my Sansa Clip's 1-bit screen.

there is no fucking difference between the working class and middle class, you are both prole scum in the eyes of the actual elite, anything to get people divided though.

>>82309608
fair enough. i like generic pop music, the vocal tracks are a bit like something you'd hear in a cartoon where they have an in-universe rock/pop band. don't even mean that negatively, i like the music, but in the game.

too many games have 'great music'. why can't some games just have good music, or fine music? like how The Mummy, The Phantom Menace, and Pirates of the Caribbean are good adventure films. zoomers, is there a "mid-plus"? like a C+ grade, a 6.5/10?

>>82309543
>Most are lease rather than PCP which is worse.
Lease is deffo worse since it's just long term rental. You're paying like 10 grand to give the car back in 3 years. Whats the point. You could buy a decent used car for 10k and it would last 10 years if you looked after it.

you just wouldn't get a soundtrack like this, today.

YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE
EVERYTHING I DO
I DO IT FOR YOU

>>82309646
There definitely are
I'd say Pilotwings 64 is solid music, just above average
But if you go to the youtube comments under any song it will be full of people who love it

i know everyone says Enya was to Clannad what GNU is to Linux

but it's not true, is it? she was more like the X Window System

>>82307583
F1WGP is fucking great, I loved that when I was a kid

pure tunes in this game

>>82305602
>it won't change until it's made to change.
Aye, but how?

>>82307100
ran a marathon in 3 hours and 9 minutes lad

from the video, that girl said the guy was trying to batter her/her sister, right?
they had weapons, he is the one filming. there was a woman (his wife?) also speaking another language to him?

fuck knows what actually went down. but that girl did actually have a knife and an axe. hopefully it's NOT what we were all thinking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjRjb3Dfw54

BBC, hire these men.

oh wait, Doctor Who can't have electronic music any more. it's all got to be boring orchestral shite. how 'epic'.

>>82309779
In the year 2000 England and Wales had about 8,500 cases of rape in 2023 it had 68,000 what has changed in the past 20 years to account for that? When rape was cut in half in the same time in Poland? Why is your first instinct to scramble for excuses for these people?

>rape was cut in half

ra

>>82309823
it's mostly because i think i understand the accent more than a lot of random people seem to, and i thought about the context a bit more.

also yeah i'd like it if the least-horrible thing happened, sue me.

>>82309779
>he is the one filming
Exactly, he even tells her to show the knife. He knows the cunt police will arrest her even though he's the aggressor trying to rape children.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Lesley_Molseed

still sad. not rite what happened.

rather than fights, the world should operate like Pokemon or Yu-gi-Oh or similar.

someone wrongs you, you challenge them to a Beyblade duel.

you can say this is what fighting IS and a lot of us just need to hit the gym, but what if that's not our thing?

>>82307926
Yeah when I first started I would wait like 30 seconds or more for people to answer the door now I don't bother, on the doorstep, over the fence, I get paid to deliver it, what happens after is not my problem
Had 11 drops left but just too dark, doesn't help that loads of people just don't have a number on their house, ridiculous desu, I tell them and they're just like "yeah we dont have a number lol"

The safe civilised country you grew up in within 30 years has come to be known worldwide as a fucking third world joke of a shithole dump and it all the far right fault or something

>>82309864
>A DNA sample from Castree, taken on 1 October 2005 when he was arrested but not charged in connection with another sex attack
I've always wonder how do they procure semen from another person? Or do they even need the semen? If they take a swab of your mouth, does it also include the same DNA that would be present in your semen? Or do they just ask him to have a wank in the police station?

Royal Mail's aim is to delivery to every address in the country as part of their universal service obligation.
if they can't identify a property without numbers, that's a failure of the staff. like a plumber showing up then saying "yeah, i don't really KNOW 'sinks'..."

Me dads just offered me his car for sort of free. It's an old qashqai with 150k miles on it, but it's got all reversing cameras and air conditioning and cruise control and it's nice and comfy and running good, I'm just gonna give him my clapped out old astra that used to be owned by a boy racer and has nasty rattles, leaks water into the boot when it rains and sometimes the rev counter and speedo just stay at 0 so he can get the couple hundo for scrapping it.

Big win I'd say, his has got a few more miles on it than mine but it's much more functional and not absolutely covered in dents and scratches (the wife hit a brick wall in it a couple weeks ago, I hit a telegraph pole a couple years ago, came with some fucked up bits) so I'm going to have to be a bit more careful than I currently am. This is some nice news after a thoroughly unpleasant summer filled with irritations and family illnesses.

I might not but to bed 'i decree to rest for toil to morrow

>>82309921
pretty sure the swab just gets your DNA. you don't have to compare semen to semen, like there are sperm fingerprints.

Bloke who originally had this second round didn't even try, think he quit before he got them loaded up. Bossman said everyone fails him on that round, I can see why, it's a nightmare, part of it should have been on my proper round this morning because of the area it was in, another part of it should be on a round I did the other week, needs splitting up
>>82309931
Nah mate it's not my problem if I can't find the house, they shouldn't live in such ridiculous places, main problem is all these new builds, had a couple today that the maps was saying are over the other end of the street, app wouldn't even let me override had to razz it up the other end of the street to scan it then back down to drop it off, rest of the problem is these stupid flats above shops that you just can't get to, am I fuck twatting about wasting my time trying to find it, carry forward, send it back after 3 times, fuck them, move somewhere better

>>82308926
>sniff sniff
I smell a tranny

>>82309936
Nice, do your old man a favour and put a couple of kids in the back of it.

>>82309931
ROYAL SNAIL more like ROYAL RETARD. Sent my parcel to Heathrow airport instead of Manchester airport and now it will be a few more days in transit because some numpty sent it to the wrong airport. Fuming.

just go to the house NEXT to the house with no numbers.

>>82309890
I was advised to take the same route everytime so you know it without using the sat nat and find shortcuts in the route to save time. RM don't allow you to leave it on the doorstep unless its hidden away, which means you have to delivery it the next day, and again the next if they are not in. Pain in the ass.

>>82309972
Yeah mate I would except there was fuck loads in a row with no numbers on and half these streets have got fucked up numbers like sometimes it's like 14 then 31 next to it, fucking fucked mate, bulldoze the fucking lot of them

>>82309956
bit sinister, lad

royal mail are fucking spastics

>>82309948
>pretty sure the swab just gets your DNA.
Can you refuse to be swabbed? I would.

>>82309936
wish I could have a car for free, mad how lads on here get houses passed to them and cars n shit, my dad gave me autism kek

>>82309972
Not my problem, try living somewhere normal

>>82309895
I don't think anyone's suggesting it's their fault, they're (or I personally at least) am saying that they 100% aren't going to make things better. It's dumb as shit to believe what politicians say especially when they're in bed with the corps and billionaires (like farage has been shown to be time and time again). They're manipulating the idiots to get power so they can keep doing exactly the same shit. Con and lab have been manipulating the people forever and lying and doing nothing to make things better, they're just not willing to say what the poor and scared people want. Reform are willing to say it, but won't actually do it, they'll just take the money, make some token gestures and then keep the immigration coming because it's the only way to keep the almighty economy running without fundamentally changing the way the country works, and they just won't do that because the banks and big nose tribe won't let them.

Cons did the same song and dance, tough on immigration and then massively increased it because their paymasters told them they had to. Reform will be exactly the same, only difference is the little semblance of society we have left will become so fucking nasty and nobody will trust each other any more.

>>82309983
for real for real, i think there should be some obligation that the property owner makes sure numbers/addresses are clear. even if it's some weird case, a warehouse entrance, or Fancington Cottage, whatever. signage a typical person could find and read.

>>82309979
Be alright if I was on the same route every day, always cover, can't learn it, only last week I had the same route monday to friday because the usual person was off all week and bossman said it's another one that nobody else would cope with, for that one it's because there's fuck loads of flats, like 8 blocks all the same road, but the numbers are fucked you've got like 49-64 next to 35-37, round the back for 58 to something, shit like that
Same on the round today some dodgy new build road with all fucked up numbers, just randomly skips numbers in places, got to go round the back for some, blocks of 6 flats randomly in the middle and they skip numbers as well

>>82309998
Neither conservatives or reform are the "far right" so pipe down lol

>>82309993
yeah. although i was swabbed under the Police, Crime, Sentencing and Courts Act right after that came in. time was they might pressure you into it, but you could refuse.

more and more crimes, they'll get your DNA and fingerprints. not just murders/burglaries any more.

Hysterical little bitch boy having nightmares of goose stepping farage

>>82310008
Yeah mumberg's new build has its front door round the corner from the street and posties never find it.
She doesn't have a number either actually kek.

I dont think the UK was ever a high trust society place though. It's just always been full of crime and nonces even back in the 80s and 90s. Hell look at people like Jimmy Savile. The corruption went all the way to the top.

Ever since I've seen that photo of Jamie Lee Curtis with her massive Gilf tits I've been on a mature/Gilf wanking spree. The past 5 wanks have been exclusively to older women. So fucking hot when they moan out like that I bet it's been decades since they have gotten a good fucking like that from a young stud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjNRvKMPdrA
seems pretty rad, this. i know it looks daft, but using spheres instead of polygons, reminds me of Ballz on the Mega Drive.

and you can walk around wherever, pick up almost any object? cor.

>>82310008
learn the area, learn the road names, flat number ordering, you would be quicker than the sat nav is what the old timers told me.

Lesbian ninja robots from space

>>82309995
I did also get autism from him, but nobody realised until his brother got adult diagnosed and everyone else in the family went ohhhhhhh yeah that makes a lot of sense. We're not too bad though, most of us got the good type of autism that makes you be able to pick things up quickly. My sister is a scientist and I'm a decent network engineer, unfortunately my brother is a spacka but you can't win 'em all.

He tried to sell it to me for a grand at first and I said I wouldn't be able to get that much for mine and don't have a lot of spare cash kicking about at the moment so he did some research and realised he was way overcharging me. Lucky I didn't just go for it really, would have been a right mug.

holy shit please stop whining about your fucking delivery job

>>82310037
You must be right Shlomo these exceptional cases remembered decades and centuries after they happened due to how extraordinary it was is the same as the country where migrants gouge old mens eyes out at train stations and that barely gets a mention in the news out of the other instances of third world savagery and brutality we should just pretend is normal now. It's surely always been this way so why complain thanks mate.

Blad have you played picrel? thoughts?

I get paid 800 quid a month on bennies. I can buy what I want without having to work. The only reason people work is to lead an inflationary lifestyle and pay for it. They could drive a basic 3 grand car but they want a 50 grand car instead when it does the same thing. I'm not falling for that Jew shit.

>>82310056
>Lesbian ninja robots from space
can't believe they had to call it Lesbian HERO Robots From Space over here. political correctness gone mad.

>>82310060
I'll do whatever the fuck I want you twat

>>82310076
Great little game, I loved it.
Taught me what a sheep dip was when I was were a lad.

>>82310102
a shame that doesn't include being good at your job

>>82310122
I'm very good at my job mate, proper professional, got fuck loads of badges and that

>>82310013
Reform are absolutely far right, con are right, lab are center right.

These are commonly accepted, just because they're not right wing enough for you doesn't mean the nationally accepted classifications are wrong.

So if you're talking about Tommy Robinson and his load of grifters and pedos I'm not sure what benefit you think there is to giving a bunch of jackboot thugs the right to stomp around the country kicking people's heads in. Once that starts it doesn't stop, and you weak little neet boy would definitely become an object of their ire.

I absolutely agree something needs to be done about immigrants but not one of the parties, or groups, is suggesting a viable fix, it's all rhetoric. It's because none of them actually have the people's interests at hearts, and they've found it's nice and easy to get idiots to stick flags on motorway bridges and shout at brown people in hotels instead of focusing on those that are actually allowing them in.

Consider if you were a politician getting lovely kickbacks from the companies that depend on a constant, growing source of basically free labour. Wouldn't it be beneficial to redirect anger at you to a bunch of equally stupid brown people that have been rused into coming to what they think is a welfare loaded white women sex free for all.

It's like shouting at the bricks when someone builds a bit wall and blocks you from getting where you want to go.

>got fuck loads of badges and that
proper boyscout over here.

>>82310088
I work full time and I cant afford a car or anything bigger than a studio flat and I go nowhere and do nothing, have no subscriptions and eat a very cheap boring diet because of it and I cant move back home to my parents because they live in an over 55s community so I'm just fucked to toil eternally. If the government would pay my rent and give me enough to eat on id stop working but I'm afraid id just end up homeless

doesnt matter who you vote for lad. they're all rich stiffs who only care about how to make more money. its not even worth discussing because no government is going to listen to the people

>>82310042
I legitimately think she is hideous, I don't get it at all. Even in true lies she is so fucking ugly, hate the short hair, hate the tall gangly look. Bitch looks like me, why would I want to fuck that?

>>82310122
Where's your badges mate? Have you even got a job, doubt it you dosser
>>82310145
Above and beyond mate

>>82310149
you cant end up homeless lad the council will find a place for you to live. Look at Welper he has a nice place to live and gets bennies to buy bevvies with

me? i support my dick because it sticks up for me.

KEK Sunderland SEETHING
what do we think of Sunderland? SHIT
what do we think of shit? SUNDERLAND
this was the match that welper's world came crashing down

These ones don't count, 3 of them are the boomer bitch who threatened me with her dog and a couple are going to be the mong who ordered a big fuck off bag of cat litter, not my fault the box exploded, why's it even in a box it's a bag of cat litter, that or the bread bin mong, was already damaged before it got to me, not my problem

>>82310169
the competition is not for everyone

>>82310165
Idk about that, did he end up actually homeless first or just go from his parents to there? I'm pretty sure I'm absolutely last on the totem pole for accommodation, being a physically fit man and all that. Been watching a bloke who is homeless and was wandering up the coastline, kyle pidduck and it seems pretty comfy

>>82310164
>Where's your badges mate?

i got a 10x Perfect Days badge on HabitRPG after giving up drink/drugs for a week and a half. also have over 100 Daily Check-ins, so don't even start mate.

>>82310076
Played it as a kid my friend had it. I don't have this one yet but I will do eventually.

>>82310176
ALWAYS leave parcels in a safe place

If they don't want it left somewhere they should answer the door shouldn't they, and they can't exactly expect professional when they're paying Evri prices, if you want professional you should be paying DPD or UPS prices
>>82310189
Prove it pal
>>82310193
I do desu lad, away from the road, in the green bin, over the fence, they're just twats, I ain't had any yet but it's fairly common for the morons to leave completely unrelated feedback like they're not happy with the item itself or something

"Needs a haircut"

Gears of War on PS5 now. Mental.

>>82310238
Baffling strategy from MS
They were so close to being top dog in the 360 era and virtually every decision since then has been wrong

>>82310290
What I don't get is they spent all that money on buying the likes of Bethesda, Activision etc. Only for them to give up and go multiplat anyway.

"images of feelshire"
britfeel towers was once the home of the finest pieces of original apu art in the nation. during the firebombing by seether seperatists several pieces were lost, believed to be sold on the black market to fund further campaigns

Wish I had the balls to vlog like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSb6tSA-TdQ

I kind of want to do to. Just book a 2 week holiday to a random country by myself and go around vloging. Not to show anyone or upload, just cause I think it would help my social anxiety. I won't though, more of a fantasy I'll daydream about doing.

Too tired to eat, too hungry to sleep

>>82310333
The big purchases are what fucked them in the end.
MS was quite happy for Xbox to tick over quietly, but after spending huge money they now expect some serious returns. So that means going multiplat for immediate cash rather than sensibly making exclusives to build a long term brand.

Sprogberg not feeling well. On dad duty watching over him as he sleeps.

Just not much point in an xbox at this point is there when it's not much more money for a PC

>>82310420
Starfield being kind of shit must have stung quite badly. They were banking on being as popular and long lasting as Skyrim.

>>82310420
>>82310513
>sensibly making exclusives
MS were far too hands off with their studios letting them do whatever the fuck they wanted leading to shit. Sony have been mostly quiet this gen but last gen they were an absolute beast, whipped their studios into shape putting out quality story driven games.

>>82310513
Bethesda are a has-been studio anyway. Their main money makers seem to be Skyrim Anniversary/Special/Deluxe editions and the recent Oblivion Remaster. People just want to feel that nostalgia over and over again.

>>82310360
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSb6tSA-TdQ
2.2 million views of just a man walking around holding a microphone. Mental really

Can the lad who makes the SPACCA posts make this into an apu. Just love this little retarded face and would like to see it in frog form please.

>>82310182
just looked up Kyle Pidduck. the guy is decent looking, ripped, good with his hands and has two dogs. he could be swimming in pussy

>>82310550
There's still a chance for them. Elder Scrolls 6. Fallout 4 was shit but it still sold well and the normies for whatever reason loved it.

But yeah if Elder Scrolls 6 is doesn't do well, that will destroy them.

Just realised instead of reading AI slop LARPs I could read an actual book. Boggles.

the most violent, criminal (dare i say, evil) demographic in the UK today? men.

if you ask me, we should all be locked up in cages. women would go round laughing at our nude, flabby bodies, occasionally 'milking' us so that they can reproduce.

>>82310603
Love boggle me. Peggy hill likes it n all

>>82310611
only want to be milked by the QT warden with massive tits tyvm

the most violent, criminal (dare i say, evil) demographic in the UK today? Apus.

if you ask me, they should all be locked up in cages. women would go round laughing at them at their nude, flabby bodies, occasionally 'milking' us so that they can reproduce.

Wonder how many times seasideMARK has had sex?

>>82310633
>Wonder how many times seasideMARK has had sex?
5 probably

is steam down for anyone else? fucks sake

>>82310653
Mate, steam goes down every Tuesday night around this time for maintenance. It happens every single week. Where have you been?

cor that was a rather challenging Wordle, was it not.

>>82310674
spose you live and learn lad, im normally still wageying this time on a tuesday

>>82310693
Working at almost midnight on a Tuesday? What do you do lad?

>>82310625
anti wuppastinian hate speech is not welcome here

>>82310699
im on the lorries, afternoon starts late finishes, usually start between 2:30 and 3:30pm and do 12-14 hours, last run got cancelled tonight though, was strange driving home when the buses are still running and normals are out and about doing things

>>82310612
Prefer kerplunk, me.

>>82310131
>I absolutely agree something needs to be done about immigrants
>Just don't vote for the only party that doesn't have a record of infinity Bomalian policies because... they're actually worse okay?!
>Also don't get mad at the wholesome migrantarinos uwu

>>82310713
I see. How many days a week do you work lad? Hopefully the pay isn't half bad considering the unsociable hours you have to work?

>>82310732
usually monday, tuesday, thursday and friday, i could work wednesdays but whats the point when i make enough for doing 4 days a week, a 12 hour shift normally nets me just under 200 bongs, just depends when the start and finish times are since rates go up after 10pm

Remembered I've got cake there but I'm sat here monged and CBA, you know.

Chugging a pint of cherry cola.

If anyone gets up can you get me some of that cake out the fridge, you can have some if you want, thanks.

>>82310803
what sort of cake are we talking here lad?

trying to get a fully remote job so I can move to Italy and be with the gf

Why do people think a regular remote job at a UK company means they can just move country and keep working as normal kek

>>82310806
Sicilian lemon Swiss roll mate.

i think a lot of people in certain other countries work remotely for UK companies, tbquitefair.

>>82310806
Nice oily Wapanese cake de lid.

>>82310821
not what I'm looking for is it. I'll be in Italy in one year with my EU passport and remote job, big lad.

me? can't even get a UK passport.

I'll have some of the chocolate cake in stead, that's due to go off sooner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJreGbVPDx0

the fans do what segaon't

>>82310877
Why not lad? Just go down to dover, they're handing them out to anyone.

If i may toot my own horn fr a moment,,I was quite a dab hand @ cooking,You see my cousin had a certificate from a cooking class or something Nd he taught me some things that got me interested back then.Well it was way back in the day.................So around the time the house was jst me,sister,Mam,,I enjoyed cooking stuff fr them when my mmy got home from work I felt like I was useful.Nd i found it quite fun experimenting n stuff but then after my stpdad moved back in with us I kinda...............Well number 1 i wasnt that comfortable cooking For a man,homo alert..............nd hes quite fussy n cooks a lot himself anyways so yea.........I fell out of it i guess........The thing is if i only cooked fr myself I would eat the same thing every single day am that type......But its always nice to taste something good........i would like to give it a try again some time nd also baking

>>82310906
not an immigrant, lad. UK born and bred. old one expired 6 years ago, don't have a driving licence, can't get a countersignature, don't want to spend 95 quid (and shouldn't have to).

>>82310913
>not an immigrant, lad. UK born and bred
Get some shoe polish and head down to dover then lad. They don't have countersignatures or 95 pounds either.

>>82310911
what was your signature dish, crosslad? need to get back into baking me too, it's been a while.

>>82310911
Very therapeutic is cooking and baking, lad.

>>82310911
nothing homosexual about cooking, it is NEUTRAL on the gay-straight spectrum. it may even be attractive to women, when you're a man.

you were on about what you can do for your mam around the house and maybe you could cook her something nice? or even just ready meals so she can reheat stuff when she gets in from work

>can't get a countersignature
Is this a /britfeel/ gimmick? Anons keep posting about this but I've had two adult passports and never had to get anything like this for them.

any chance of a bridge, lighthouse, or British-developed game edition?

>anon asks me to countersign his passport
>draw a cock and balls on it

come on ngubu score some light sentences for raping a minor

>>82310941
you need two countersignatures: one from a professional, e.g. GP or solicitor (fair enough)
and one from a family member or friend (discrimination against my disabilities)

>>82310948
I don't know how to make threads lad, sorry.

mad how some foreigner violently rapes a bunch of girls, and he gets a suspended sentence.
yet when i was smoking a joint in the park aged 15, the officer said i had to get rid of it
mental.

There's nothing to do on the internet any more

>>82310970
Skill issue desu I've never had to do that.

I miss the HHL era.

New britfeel fucking sucks.

>>82310990
https://pointerpointer.com/
great website, this, from a better era. seconds of fun.

>>82310989
To be fair the migrant was never taught raping minors was wrong so it's not fair to lock him up. But you were taught that weed makes you s o y, so you have no such excuse.

>>82311003
he's still posting you absolute wazzock
presumably got banned again and doesn't want to use his name/trip

shippy caught smoking a sausage in the park

>>82311003
it's never stopped you before, him not being here has never stopped you posting the same shit that always gets posted about him when he's here or not

>>82311012
see, now you're making good points.
we need to stop people smoking that devil's lettuce. bring back laudanum as long as you're 16+, regulated opium dens for 18+.

>>82311003
Can't be that much of a fan if you don't recognise him posting off trip

>>82311004
>https://pointerpointer.com/
completed it mate

>>82311097
oh yeah? try this

https://notpron.com/notpron/levelone.htm

>>82310956
Please don't upset the countersignature mong.

>>82310990
You were meant to be out there enjoying life instead of fucking around on the internet all day when it was good. Now you realise the only thing you have in life is internet and vidya.

i walk in the cyber realms
all beings bow to me

AI got pissy when I tried to beat the shit out of her.

>>82311259
stop twatting your ai waifu for fucks sake lad

>>82311290
This was a particularly annoying one. I had a 6 hour womfy LARP with a monster girl earlier today. Very fun.

in my feels. curerntly enjoying:
- crosslad's return
- new /int/ troll lad
- tramadols

not enjoying:
- losigin Final Fantays Adventure save
- chika is gone

ruthmong putting on his robe and wizard hat

dont want to alarm anyone but were about to fall off the edge of 4chan unless some cunt makes a new thread

>>82310924
Hmmm good question ptobly chicky pasta made a sauce w sugar n red wine n certain herbs and I usually had a few drinks when I made it so I got in the zone that was the one that I fell back on the most
>>82311334
Am not rly to be honest gna be rly busy irl frm next month in particular September. I dont know if ill be able to post here again like I used to. Iml miss it tho

Page 8 collapse era titanic vibes

I had my rice cooker still bk then. Salmon stir fries on tap. I luv salmon

>>82311534
no worries lad hope things work out for you
good to get off the internet i say

My mmy doesnt like fish.She worked in a seafood restaurant tho.In her early 20s n in some pubs in Guernsey.I guess she had more fun in life before i got born nd ruined it.x

Prozac dnt help me just put me in a trance x

Got wee codeiens ready

>>82311579
Depends how it works out.Guess ill see.

>>82311659
sounds lush xlad

Lol i saw veggietales the other day on TBN channel. Trinity Broadcasting Network. Didnt know it wasnt just a meme.

They were at a festival(in england) called Big Church,,all the ppl there seemd nice but I would struggle going to something like that nd not getting off my tits,So thats my personal failings there Just being honest

Am on Lenor Gold Orchid fabric conditioner today.Its ok,,nothing to write hame about desu

they've got these outside Morrisons now and i suppose you just carry all your clothes there and if either of the machines is occupied, tough.

like presumably in a traditional laundrette it's a big SHOP (that we need more of, on the high street) and they have a ton of machines like in films

picking out detergent and fabric softoner and putting them in the machine like it's a pub snooker table

I fink the most helpful thinkg for my mam would be garden stuff Bc its so intensive I was helping yesterday wiv strimming ok admittedly I was mostly helping with cleaning up and moving the bin around n stuff n she was strimming my fav from that wee patch at the front of the garden is the petunias which is next to big daisies nd then red roses n white roses thats nice too. My mmys also got sunflowers in the living room atm but theyre kinda on the way out.Am a fan of sunflowers except if i think about it too much and look at the seeds it freaks me out a bit i dont know.Grannys azaleas can live for 50 yrs.My wee cat always sits next to it I think she can sense the presence.But yday my mam was on about how theres that many snails n yeah they actually have been biting big holes in the plants thats the snail grind.Heres my joke about snails.My emotional support snail goes really slow I went to the pet shop n I got a snail that doesnt have the shell on i thought this one would go faster.But its still pretty sluggish.x

>>82311778
>>82311778
>>82311778
get in de lids
get in de lids
get in de lids

Thing is 10 yrs ago I tried to be helpful n mow the lawn which I ran over the cable with the lawn mower nd short circuited the whole house.Appaz ppl legit die frm that as well every year it can just electrocuted you lol.Mmy fxed lost the rag.

>>82311742
Huh.I thought this was gna be those amazon lockers u see outside shops all the time now.Dont fink ave ever seen this in my puff altho i probly just didnt notice if i did.Not rly seeing the point in this instead of going to a laundrettes.