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>last time you showered
this morning

>last time you exercised
i havent specifically exercised for a long time, but the following answer might count

>last time you went outside for recreational purposes other than going to a walk on your own
i went with my girlfriend to an abandoned power station to take some pictures, it was a really long walk and i started getting stomach cramps from all the laxatives ive been taking without eating so we had to walk back, we'll go back another time. we had lunch in a pub and i did a big poo

>last time you spoke to someone in real life
a few hours ago

>last time you spoke to a women in real life
a few hours ago

>last time you earned money
from a job? february-ish
i've been on sick pay since then and i'm planning to move to pip

>last time you spoke to a friend either online or irl
weeks ago i think with a couple friends met at xscape and did a lil shopping