>Tfw dropped milk and hot sauce over the notebook i kept log of all the movies and games i had played

It's so ver bros

>>82409053
That sounds like it will hurt, ive tried going against the grain and it doesn't really do anything, makes it slightly smoother.

>>514884464
Praying he makes a full recovery

>>82383748
>Explain why letting a femanon take you as her pet is a bad thing.
It's not, but it's not going to happen either

>>514219695
>When you see someone with swollen ears you can be sure he pratice MMA
>>514220028
>Or plays rugby
Or had the shit beaten out of them daily as a child.

>tfw 6x5 inch willy
truly the most average willy to have ever existed

>>214266110
kuka huijasi

pure screaming at this Star Wars Episode I for Qui-Gon to not go into the reactor shaft room with Darth Maul. maybe this time the film will change.

>>513956651
Mr Putin keeps threatening to nuke London but he never actually does it, anon...

OUCH

why was i born in this future warzone man
i just want a comfy life
what did i do to deserve this???

>>82257879
>You don't have to be here
ive been here nearly half of my life (12-24)

>You can leave and have a life
I have a job and gf

>Stop feeling sorry for yourself
I have no mates, dont really like my gf, my civil service bullshit job doesn't pay enough and I feel like its over at 24, I'll never retire, own property and despite trying to save as much as humanly possible each month I am barely getting anywhere, ive got quals and experience and finding anything better is impossible, I dont think I'll ever make enough to get out of this shithole studio flat

>I know for a fact you all look normal and can hold a conversation. Some of you are even attractive.
it means nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGXxQ1QMhYw

>>213982247
Yeah, they flip you off here as well

just got done sorting all of my images, go into folder and realize I have about another 40 to do.

>>213762405
what traumatized me was that i wanted more, but then i realized it was the ending

>>76507711
tfw have to run on a treadmill during winter because the only time it's not too icy is when the snow is too deep

>>512784161
> in weimerica
b-but I thought it was finna be me

this thread made me click the first blacked video on my pornhub frontpage and bust to it after a 4 day no fap

>>213474007
>you paprika-colored Chinese

I just clipped my budgie's wings and now she hates me

>>511988171
As much as I enjoy ragging on coal burners, I suspect in this picture the negroid dad is taking the picture. There are four kids in the picture and they look like siblings.
I'm sorry, anons. I... I've failed.

>>60724099
that makes me feel worse to know a fren is in need...

>>28544409
Cops don't physically hurt you over here, but they do emotional damage. They train them to be very mean to you to stress you out when they evaluate you. I feel like crying after failing the last time.

I dreamed I was 17 and applying to good colleges instead of the irrelevant one in a shithole Westoid country that I actually attended

>>511361708
we should be holding hands with cute girls and eating ice cream and not having a war with this weather

thiking of all the good times on /brit/ and getting sad. it can't end like this

>>213025228
das könnte leber-/nierenversagne sein

>>60669459
Top holders and Bitcoin OGs have been selling for XRP. I feel abandoned

>>510987636
What the fuck, man.

>>60668751
I bought at over $30 and have been holding for years. I will always hate XRP for killing Link

apu is good apu will win (i didn't buy)

>>715969414
I wanted to be a good feminist ally but I don't have a fedora.

I sucked at biology and chemistry at highschool
so I did accounting and finance at college

>got put on the national scammer registry (I was selling bitcoin and I guess some bank thought it was sussy and complained against me)
>now I can't make or receive bank payments
>I have to make an appeal to the central bank in Moscow and wait 30 days from mummy Elvira Nabiullin
>can't even pay rent

Does this happen in your cunt?

>>212908719
Para

>>510639626
butt plugs are nasty

Ooooohkeydoke, so a visit by me, a 9.2/10 on Photofeeler, to their country anytime soon is not going to help their society, at all

>do something embarrassing/stupid
>[return to ship alone]

I buy and it dumps. Every time. For 5 years.

>>509936673
> tfw mom threw out my lego while I was in the military

>>509865869
The MONSTERS

Mum says I can't bring my running shoes into the house anymore because they smell too bad. feeling pretty ashamed desu

>>509776181
>>509776465
% of "liberated" land peremogium

I finally had sex at 31 and I couldn't even stay hard bros. I think I'm completely porn-brained. I fucked up and still think about the opportunity I had to smash a cute girl in 2016 who I worked with. Probably the only girl irl who I had a chance with that I actually found really attractive.

I'm scared of French people because they're mean

>>509336095
Hello Kristoffer. Perdition City changed my life.

>>212315161
Happening to me right now. I have never been suicidal and never will be, but I wish I could go away forever.

I like Mexican food but I feel gross and sticky after eating it and I have to wash off.

>>509034373
she has poo in her right now and blood and pee come out of her.....

this world is disgusting and i hate it

>>212207007
I’m sorry for your loss

I get anxiety if we have more than 2 threads a day.
It not fair.

>>33262355
DoorDash...

>>60532757
I want an Asian boss babe corporate girlie gf so bad bros

I want to laugh as burger zoomers die for Israel but Iran is so weak it doesn't look like they can even fight back. This is so sad.

>>507894837
this one is sad, you can tell that nigger really loved that puppy

I wish I was American so that I could get to die for Israel...

>>507694751

>haev extreme scandinavia level social anxiety
>shid, puke, vomid, pee pee poo poo on lady

Sowy lady i cant be pow wow soldier fren :<