Thread 507694751

>it's WW3
>you go outside for any reason
>some bitch confronts you from across the street
>“Are you enlisted?”
>you say “no”
>she smugly pulls out a WHITE FEATHER
>tries to pin it on you like it’s 1916

what is your next course of action?

>/pol/cel
>going outside

>>507694751 (OP)
Wear it proudly.

>>507694751 (OP)
Bitch slap, hard. Right across her hook nose.

>>507694751 (OP)
wake up from my schizo episode

>>507694840
KEK FPBP

I would just ignore them, who cares

>>507694751 (OP)
Wear it because it shows I am not a coward willing to fight for Israel and only willing to fight for the self interest of white people only.

>>507694751 (OP)
> Going outside
What am I a fucking poor?

>>507694751 (OP)
Rape and behead
Maybe not even in that order

>>507694751 (OP)
Why do retarded nigger spam bots keep posting this same thread over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again? It's entirely retarded

>>507694751 (OP)
Put it next to the other 231 white feathers i collected. I plan to make a pillow out of them.

>>507694751 (OP)

Ok, back to NEETing.

>>507694751 (OP)
I give her a crown of flowers.

>>507694840
lmao kek I'll give you that one

>>507694751 (OP)
Unironically twist her head off, and then tear you apart for being such a nigger, faggot

>>507695036
Not white feathers.

>>507694751 (OP)
sorry lady Im a feminist
>appoint it back to her
shame on you for not fighting, you pussy

>>507694751 (OP)
I negotiate an impregnation. The wider community accepts. Her face when it's her turn to get my feather.

>>507694840
fpbp
Next thread

>>507695036
Ah fuck stole my idea.
I leave the house in this gear, problem solved.

>>507694751 (OP)
meh
im almost 40 with two violent felonies; one sexual snd one firearm related
im not getting drafted kekekkekekke

>>507694751 (OP)

Military also doesn't take autistic people and people with ADHD so even if I wanted to serve I couldn't medically.

>>507694751 (OP)
>haven't talked to a woman outside of work in over a decade
>one randomly gives me le social status white feather as if it means anything to me
uhh ok

>>507694751 (OP)
What's the deal with that white feather thing? Is it supposed to be social shaming, because that won't work on any chud.

>>507695000
checked and kekked

>>507695208
they'll find a way to lock you in again, then offer you to be out in 1 year if you go fight in the war, most people in prison will accept the deal, especially the ones with 10+ years to do

>>507694751 (OP)
drop it on the ground and go about my day. I make sure to ogle her tits first though.

Spit on her.

>>507694751 (OP)
I take the feather and pin it on her. If she thinks it's important to enlist she should go.

>>507695038
why do you look like a fag
>checks flag
nvm i understand

>>507694751 (OP)
Go on with my day and forget about it instantly.

Just think what will happen to the draft dodgers after the war is done and all the lads come back home victorious. Holy fuck they will be ran out of every town, disowned by family, mocked by women, bullied by vets. They will NEVER get a job or promotion, will be turned down for housing, will have last choice for everything in life. Probably have to buy past sell by date leftovers at the supermarket. Hope being a second class citizen exiled fucking leper is worth it to BEAT DA JOOZ you trench dodging pussy.

>>507695527
>tf
>tp

>>507694751 (OP)
I take the feather
I say one thing though
I easily overpower her and tear off her clothing like I’m hulk hogan
I tear off the skin colored fake vagina covering her dick
The smell is nearly unbearable
I yell over to the draft compliance bounty hunters that this little bitch boy will be joining me at the front
As I lay dying of a massive chest injury from a Russian artillery shell a smile crosses my face
At least I took that troon bitch with me

>>507695424
hah
no.
the govt would have to be extremely desperate to willingly put a firearm in ny hands intentionally

>>507695594
>can't say the word jews
>tries social shaming on chuds

>>507694985
>>507694946
based

>>507694751 (OP)
I feel sorry for the first 2-3 guys this happens to. They’ll be forced to kill the cunt and any of her cackling friends nearby. But through their sacrifice, the practice will be immediately abandoned.

>>507695000
XD this shit is too good

>>507694751 (OP)
I slap it from her hand and spit in her face
if she does anything but looking down and walking away I bitchslap her hard enough to put her on the ground

>>507695758
What's her role in the army?

>>507694751 (OP)
Corrective rape

Eat the feather.

>>507694751 (OP)
>"Are you enlisted?"
>Ignore her and continue on with my day

>>507694751 (OP)
Stab the cunts eyes out with the feather.

>>507695715
In all reality I think it will backfire immensely.

>>507695594
all the vets that came back from vietnam were treated like shit and became heroin addicts thoughbeit

>>507695594
Anon global society is collapsing.

>>507695681
they will be, we had penalty battalions too in WW2

My great grand pappy lost a leg fighting you fuckers in the Philippines

>>507695855
areoal reconnaissance

>>507695855
Master of Glowjobs

>>507694751 (OP)
Won't work. Most people don't want the war and the feather would be worn as a badge of pride.

>>507695208
Felons get thrown in the meat grinder first though?

>>507696068
Lmfao made me audible kek

I collect all the feathers and make a pillow out of them. Thanks ladies.

>>507696053
I hope it won't take long

>>507695208
How was the sex? Details?

>>507694751 (OP)
Women don't actually know how weak they are. They think that because power structures created and maintained by men protect them, that they are themselves strong. The fact is, the wimpiest skeleton man could break a woman's wrist with a light grip.

It almost irritates me how weak women are, as compared to how powerful they imagine themselves to be. It almost makes me want to *static on all frequencies*

>>507695681
>put a firearm in ny hands intentionally
They won't give you a gun most army jobs are not combat. You'll be moving pallets of crap in searing heat or freezing cold 16 hours a day or painting trucks or cleaning latrines or something like that

>>507694751 (OP)
>implying some random bitch is just going to walk right up to you and and start jabbering away
Now nigger, I've seen some superior bait, but c'mon.

>>507695594
>when the soldiers return...
kek'd hard when i saw your flag, papa ain't returning he's dead and frozen inside some russian container

>>507696327
how many pushups can a woman make?

>>507696060
ah hah
hahahaha
trust me; i am exempt

>>507694751 (OP)
"I'm trans you bigot"

>>507694751 (OP)
tell her to pin it next to the others

>>507696395
Real pushups?
maybe 1

>>507694751 (OP)
"Women are allowed to serve in the military now. Why aren't you enlisted?" then I unzip my dick

>>507696337
*let me near guns

>>507694751 (OP)
Murder her

>>507695594
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>507696327
They know exactly how weak they are though you nigger, that's why they posture so much. Now ask yourself why do you feel threatened by a posturing weakling enough to move you to violence?

>>507694751 (OP)
Am I out of the loop what the fuck do feathers have to do with draft dodgers?

>>507696549
Read a book, nigger

>>507696608
no!

>>507694751 (OP)
>"That feather is oppressive. Try again once you have more diverse feathers."

>>507695208
nogunz lmao

>>507696522
that posturing weakling wants you to go die for her, broski.

>>507694751 (OP)
Press left arrow, upper arrow and fart in her face, then tell her: mess with a gamer get, the gas chamber

>>507696522
>poland
>why do you feel threatened
Kek
I'm completely calm at the exact center of North America, there are wheat fields here bigger than your country
Have fun in the EU
I'm sure you're going to own the Soviets or whatever you guys think about

>>507694751 (OP)
She’d soon be looking somewhat less attractive put it that way

>>507694751 (OP)
Stick it in my hat and call it macaroni

>>507695036
kek

>>507694751 (OP)
Im already a veteran and barred from reenlistment due to being openly racist. I demand a bj to thank me for my service. If she declines I headbutt her in the face.

>>507696652
id say something but i wont
you people assume so much i swear

>punch her in the face and break her nose
>she looks around for a man to help her
>no men around besides men who hate women like her because all the cucks are dead on the other side of the world
>gets punched again
Many such cases!

>>507696549
USA education system lol

>>507696549
In WW1 Britain didn't want to put in a draft because it's expensive, unpopular and doesn't work well so they needed to convince young men to enlist. They ended up getting groups of young women to mock young men who didn't enlist and had them pin chicken feathers to the boys clothes so he will enlist out of embarrassment. The program was a complete failure as essential workers and government types kept getting hounded so they discontinued it.

>>507694751 (OP)
laugh at her face, call her fat because she is

>>507694751 (OP)
>you go outside for any reason
You lost me at this step.

>>507694751 (OP)
Apologize and run to the nearest recruitment center.

>>507696693
I don't know a single woman who wants me to die.
>>507696726
You are full of irrational fear for being dragged into conflict and drafted. That's why you are so angry. No better than covid boomers with their muzzles on their faces.

>>507696810
I was being deliberately provocative but you have shown your wisdom and grace, truly.

>>507694840
lmao gottem

>>507694751 (OP)
Ha ha, it's rape dungeon time.

>>507694751 (OP)
>what is your next course of action?
Use the feather to tickle her bare feet until she cries

>>507694840
fpbp

>>507695594
That didn't happen after Nam, that didn't even happen after WW1 and WW2. Lot of those men won't comeback they'll be fucking dead and any that do with have a myriad of health issues mental and sometimes physical.

We got a president that dodged the draft.

>>507694751 (OP)
They call me white feather

>>507697003
>You are full of irrational fear
I'm as far as possible from war, I'd have to be an undiscovered Amazon princess to be further from going into war than I am right now. ZOG would have to fight through waves of cornfed militias to finally get my 40 year old ass to somehow fly to the opposite side of the world to fight against people I'd probably defect to at the first opportunity

You'll probably die though lol. I won't even notice from the absolute center of en entire different continent. Just die or whatever it is you do

>>507694751 (OP)
She isn't blue eyed and blonde hair so she is worthless.
The devil can run a train on her.
If she is BEBH but she isn't fucking me then I have no dog in the race.
So it's not my problem.

>>507694751 (OP)
>what is your next course of action?
https://youtu.be/wpdFUueS9xM?t=86

>>507694751 (OP)
kick in the face

>>507694840
based and /pol/cel pilled
haven't been outside for a good 2 months and been outside less than 10 times last year xD
outside sucks i've got everything i need at home

>>507697530
Mein neger
Kikes, don't touch this man's briefcase. You've been warned.

>buy camo/tacticool/"military" clothing, both the summer and winter variants
>put it on when going outside the house to do anything
>???
>profit

>>507697003
Sometimes I wonder what a eurotrash pleb thinks
Oh wait, no I don't. Never once in my entire life have I ever thought 'what does a pole think about me"
To be honest it's hard to even imagine that poland is a country. Your entire nation is the size of one of the counties in one of our states

>>507697365
>>507698273
>Not one but two defensive replies
>Also supposedly a calm, comfortable and rational person

>>507698438
I grew up with "dumb Polack" jokes. From the opposite side of the world, we just made fun of polacks. Out in the corn fields, polacks were considered the stupidest of all people, that even children mocked in the 80's

>>507694751 (OP)
There is a good chance I would either beat or rape her I am not fucking kidding. Western women aren't worth dying for.

>>507698438
did you even know that "dumb polack" jokes were a thing in the entire United States? Your entire country was just a joke for a solid decade lol. That was just common culture, to consider polacks as basically niggers. Not a single child could find your tiny country on a world map, but we all basically jojed about you as being the stupidest gorilla niggers on earth

>>507694751 (OP)
I'll make a headdress out of them, or I'll punch her in the fucking mouth for having the gall to tell me to go die.

>>507695594
>but goys look at this chipmunk whore come on and sign up to die for israel already fuck
lol. LMAO even

>>507696522
I don't feel threatened, I feel enraged. As is the natural way when you aren't a fucking pussy

>>507699384
You are mindfucked by your enemies, seek peace.

>>507698273
you are circumcised

>>507694751 (OP)
lol, just stab her and move on.

>>507694751 (OP)
it's 2025 sweetie it's your turn

>>507694946
Who's gonna stop ya, their husbands?
The rest will learn quickly.
>oops.jpg

>>507696083
kek

>>507694751 (OP)
I'll tell her the truth, that I'm an incel and that her mere presence angers me, why would a dumb slut waste my time?

>>507699616
Yes.
I experienced this pain without losing my grip on reality
You may not have been tortured in this way, but you never fully came online. There aren't many awake humans around here, and certainly not you. You're not capable. I was stronger than you'll ever be when I was 1 day old. Not that you remember being born, but if you did, you'd have broken

>>507694840
FPBP
I haven’t went outside in months

Can't women join the military now and go get executed for Israel?

>>507695594
>you trench dodging pussy.
>ukranian flag
Now this is some prime fucking bait.

>>507699616
Funny how proud you are to hold that against a survivor of infant torture, as if that makes you superior
Real Aryan vibes, to mock a survivor of torture. But I doubt you even remember your infancy

>>507699974
god damn it i thought nobody would acknowledge :(

>>507694751 (OP)
I won't do shit, kike

>>507699564
>blah blah blah
lol shut up, cunt

>>507695226
come on now, Billions must die.
You aint getting off that easy

>>507694751 (OP)
no one replaced that feather with a penis yet? sad faggots

>>507695594
mfw I step over a legless zogbot begging in the street and do NOT give him my spare change

>>507700092
>>507700443

I was trying to get you back on the ground, american overinflated egos, based on arrogant ignorance are insufferable to witness.

also you were chimping out at polish guy, who is from a disadvantaged position from your perspective lmao. this is what we call projection.

the fact you double reply to me tells me I got to you by uttering a simple short sentence. and I am happy about that.

you have been given a traumatic slave mark at birth and you come from the most wretched people on earth in an entirely judaic system.
trying to act like any nationality is beneath you is laughable you deluded arrogant prick.

know your role and don't reply to this, I won't see your burgerbabble

>>507702019
came here for this.
thanks.

>>507694751 (OP)
>be me
>girl gives me a white feather
>take off my hat
>put it in my hat and call it macaroni.
>mfw

>>507694751 (OP)
>I am Jewish
>This is antisemitism

>>507695470
by spit do you mean a cup of brake cleaner?

>>507700241
They sure can, they just don't want to.

>>507694751 (OP)
I would probably beat the shit out of her.
Imagine if you could save some young men from dying in world war 1 by going back in time and stopping a whore from calling them cowards. And all you had to do, was beat the ever loving shit out her.

Wouldnt you?

>>507698704
congratulations on being a successful kike propagandist
your booster is due

>>507694751 (OP)
I gently close her hand, lean in and whisper "equality bitch, wear it yourself".

>>507703923
Yes.

>>507704528
>subtle sound of a staple gun echos through supermarket fruit n veg section
>everyone spits on her and calls her a filthy lying jew
Best day ever

>>507695000
What's this from?

>>507695855
Her hole

>>507694751 (OP)
start frantically laughing until she gets scared and goes away
(I can't help it)

>>507695594
what actually happens
>vets go to war and get their legs, fingers, balls, eyes, etc. blown off
>whore women find lovers while they're gone
>vets come back horrifically scarred for life, physically and emotionally
>they become bitter
>women don't like that
>divorce.exe
>they get token awards
>this entitles them to make political commentary
>nobody wants to hear that shit, especially not politicians
>their payments are slowly diverted as the fiscopolitium realizes that the vets are now spent
>everybody forgets about them
>they turn into chuds, but their balls, eyes, fingers, etc. are still gone
>total chvd victory

>>507694751 (OP)
Rape until she can't walk anymore

>>507709240
I wonder if that tactic will be received better, on the international stage that is, if they are warned before they are raped etc.
That way it could be said that 'they were warned' and the fault is on them. Shame on them.

>>507696187
this

The world's most humane rapists.
>mental gymnastics lv over 9000

>>507694751 (OP)
Inject her with wolf transformation syringe and watch as she loses herself to her animal instincts and devours a sheep

>>507694751 (OP)
Tell her that I'm sorry but I'm too busy hunting niggers and shitskins in my own country to bother with her gay Jewish war against Muslims living where they're supposed to be.

>>507694840
This. There's fucking nons outside. It's so mixed... So brown...

>>507694751 (OP)
>what is your next course of action?

>>507695855
Enlistment campaigner

>>507694860
mai nigga

>>507694751 (OP)
>you say “no”
I don't speak to women other than my wife.

>>507695594
wow it sounds no different from how I'm treated now.

>>507694751 (OP)
Sorry lady, I have not taken the covid19 vaccine.
I don't want to put anyone at risk, I was told for years when I was locked out of accessing anything in society that it was for safety.

Sorry, its not my fight.

>>507694751 (OP)
>>507694751 (OP)
One, two combo.
Break her nose and knock out a few teeth

It would only take 3 or 4 men willing to risk jail and no food would dare hand a white feather to a man again.

>>507694751 (OP)
Women are too shy and timid to give an ioi when a man getting it wrong could spell disaster in the current year. So if they suddenly nut up to pull this shit, don't be surprised if some frustrated guy squeezes a woman's neck until her eyes pop out.

>>507706565
when the palis airdropped into the festival

White feather only worked in a time where women respected men for being men.
Now women are "equal" to men and treat men like subhumans.
I have zero interest in protecting anything other than myself because that's the only person who cares for me even minimally.

>>507712720
Amen, and god bless
Stay strong and please don't die for Israel, even for money

Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave

>>507694751 (OP)
Take the feather off and go about my day?

>>507695594
>>507695594
Never in modern history, as this has been the case. After every recent conflict overseas, most combatants come back regretting ever taking part in it.

>>507694751 (OP)
no one is gonna do this

>>507694751 (OP)
I rape

>>507714760
West it proudly obviously. It is like the judenstar. Bad in wat good after for many generations. My children will rule the world and the bitch who gave me the feather will be my house maid.

why did early 20th century kids fall for this entrapment?

>>507695038
i went to post this in this thread after finding it on google and got "duplicate file exists" lmao

>>507694751 (OP)
>what is your next course of action?
i laugh in her face and proceed to dodge the meatcatchers that are hiding nearby

>>507715476
They didn't have the internet to teach them about jews, the radio said war was good, and they wanted to fuck.

>>507695594
Look at how Ukrainian women treat the injured currently. You are spitting straight up BS and you know it. A few months after the war is over no one will give a shit if you are a war hero (if they ever did in the first place lulz) and if you are missing limbs or have PTSD you will be treated as a pariah and a problem.
>Afghan vet

>>507694751 (OP)
>tries to pin it on you
Lean forward, get stabbed a little, report it as assault and battery.

>>507694751 (OP)
it would be a aquard situation as i was doing the same to that thot.

>>507694751 (OP)
>adjusting my traditional Guatemalan field worker's hat, I turn off the leaf blower and smile at the woman
>"Muchas gracias, senorita. I see that you know the courtship ritual of my home village, Xcholitclan"
>accepting the feather, I proceed to tickle her breasts with it, crying loudly the mating call of the Honduran eagle god of fertility, before pausing thoughtfully
"But first, I must finish this landscaping job, or Mr. Jefe will have me deported."
>laughing in Mexican, I order the silly woman back to the house to prepare enchiladas and Modelo, for a steamy afternoon of indigestion and watching futbol

>>507694751 (OP)
bro I'm 40

>>507708103
This
Even the WW2 vets in my family had it hard after they came back. All the men who stayed home had good jobs, cars, owned homes, and were married. People stopped caring about the war and those who fought it as soon as peace came in 1945. "Oh you won a medal for bravery in some place 2000 miles away? Big fucking deal what are you doing now?" When they returned home they were treated as problems and were about 10 years behind the men who stayed home.

>>507694751 (OP)
>don't want to get dismembered
>some random bitch tries to guilt trip me for it
I would slap the shit out of her

>>507694751 (OP)
I'm black, so I would just bend her over and give her successive orgasms so overwhelmingly intense she collapses and writhes for hours in profound pleasure

>>507694751 (OP)

>haev extreme scandinavia level social anxiety
>shid, puke, vomid, pee pee poo poo on lady

Sowy lady i cant be pow wow soldier fren :<

>>507694751 (OP)
during wartime all women are fair game for rape and the properties of dead breeders are just free stuff which will be ceased by the based

>>507694751 (OP)
What I would say. "I'm already a war veteran and you didn't give a fuck about me before. Why don't you enlist if you care so much Bitch?"

>>507695470
hawk TUAH spit on that thang

>>507694751 (OP)
why would someone from an iwi care?

>>507694751 (OP)
Beat her until she learns her place in society

>>507694751 (OP)
>feathers shit

I’ll stick it in my cap and call it macaroni

>>507694751 (OP)
Punch her in the face when she gets closer to me, this isn't the 20th century lmao

>>507695594
Fight your own war, russ-kike

>>507719197
5 eyeballzz in a nut sack

>>507694751 (OP)
Ask if she is pregnant.
When she says no, I say: "You are not doing your part maintaining our population either".

>>507694751 (OP)
Shut the fuck up with your idiotic mentally ill histrionic fan fiction you pathetic little faggot cock sucker

>>507694751 (OP)
Knock her out cold. Write 'eggless' on her forehead with a sharpie.

>>507694751 (OP)
>pins white feather on those who don't go overseas
>cheats on husband while he's overseas
Which is it?

>>507694751 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfI8hKtZPBM

>>507721941
Both.
And their is a child now too

>>507694751 (OP)
OPEN RAINCCOAT GET THE SAWED OFF OUT SPLATTER HER BRAINS ALL OVER THEN MASTURBATE AND JIZZ ON BRAINMATTER

>>507722069
There. gfd

>>507695594
You're not coming back from the war anon.
Its a depopulation strategy

>>507696327
WHAT'S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH~

>>507694751 (OP)
>Thank her
>Ask her if she's enlisted
>"No! Of course not!"
>Take feather off
>Tell her I believe in equal rights
>Hand feather back to her and call her a coward
>Walk away, ignoring whatever hatescreech comes out of her mouth as she desperately tries to justify herself while verbally attacking me

"cool, thanks"

All this because I ate the last ripe fucking peach.wrwk0

>>507695594
I'm white, male, and unvaxxed. I'm already a second class citizen anyway and that's not gonna change if Uncle Shmuel wins the next war.

>>507723430
>unvaxxed
just wait it out, soon you will be the only citizen still standing

>>507694751 (OP)

I'm a brazilian cop, so naturally I beat the shit outta her.

>>507694751 (OP)
Rape her

Obviously I can't enlist if I'm a bird, retard.
Ka kaw! Ka kaw!
Then I fly up in the air, poop on her, and fly home.

>>507724632
That's just silly. Take a page out of the Bibi's book and start digging an escape tunnel or maybe an airplane ticket.