Thread 82408938

Let's get biblical on this b*tch, church of st martin edition.

Does anyone know how to remove the grey that is left on your skin after you shave? I know its the density of follicles that causes it but how do I get it even closer? is it even possible. Sides of my face aren't that dense but its still visible but its mainly the mustache, under lip and chin thats always grey after shaving, debating growing it out at this point.

its shit tho because mine looks exactly like johnny depps but is dense as fuck, I dont think it would work to grow the copetee

Can't nonce a fictional character you bellends.

Those bloody 'mericans have to pay to get raped to death in 'ospital qoite sad really ennit
Time to whack some pans for arr en atch ess

>>82408994
oh fuck off youre wanking over drawings of children, youre coping, literally just own being an unironic peadophile, peados are bad but the worst is an in denial peado

>no no no n oNO NO NO ITS NOT NONC-
shhhhhh, just admit it, it is and youre horrible

>>82409015
Not a nonce myself personally but I really don't see anything wrong with gooning to pictures. A few things to think about
>Who is harmed by jerking off to fictional pixels?
>How do you know the female depicted isn't 18, or whatever age you'd prefer?

>>82408974
shave again, but press down a bit more. that'll slice the grey right off :-)

>>82409007
So what?

How about you show some respect for the NHS.

>>82409007
pretty normal stuff for our hospitals, tbqh. being a rape victim is irrelevant here.

>>82409033
Didn't say anyone was harmed, couldn't give a fuck about the act itself but I find it ridiculous to claim its not noncey, especially the pic in the last thread, you can wank to whatever but just own being a bit of a peado, theres scales to it but anyone wanking to that stuff is on the spectrum.

What time are you meeting your mates in town tonight?

>>82409053
That sounds like it will hurt, ive tried going against the grain and it doesn't really do anything, makes it slightly smoother.

>>82409080
I shant be, because I have no friends. Just completed my 5 sets of stair sprints and 50 pullups, will now be doing my core.

>>82409084
Don't do what that anon says. Why would you press down harder? Look into other methods if not happy with your current one, or even different razors.

>skinny short women with flat tits don't deserve love
wow

>>82409007
>The inquest at Blackpool Town Hall was told no concerns were raised either when the healthcare assistants noticed Mrs Kneale's bleeding, or during her stay in hospital.
The kind of people in arr en atch ess think finding a woman raped to death is totally normal.
Worth having a little think about how this might have come to be.

>>82409080
we've just been to the reform conference
now going to meet our oshis at the vtuber expo
lush weekend in birmingham

>>82409033
won't entertain the second question because they know what they're attracted to, like how gay homosexuals like hentai of men. it's not an abstract representation of the platonic ideal of a body type resembling men, it's men.

>>Who is harmed by jerking off to fictional pixels?
hopefully nobody. fuck knows if it's a slippery slope to the real thing.
i buy drugs but i'm not naive about the supply networks involved, there. even if one person taking drugs is a drop of piss in an ocean of piss.

She's actually 900 years old, doesn't sound like noncing now does it?
Thought not.

mad in the new series of Dr Who that the nurse lady notices an old woman has symptoms of some disease (totes pwning her superior, a male doctor) and goes out of her way to save her life.

love are NHS, but realistically shit just gets missed. in a busy hospital, full of overworked stuff, people are going to die even when it's preventable. it sad. SAD.

SSA posts hidden child porn why am i not surprised

>>82409146
then it IS noncing but against ME. i'm probably about 9 in dragon years.

>>82409147
>Find woman raped to death covered in blood
>"Let's tape over the CCTV, burn all her clothes and not report anything; just an accident innit we're overworked"

>discord gang trying to deflect the attention.

Why do you lads troll this thread? I used to enjoy posting with you, and you have now proven yourself to be nothing but dramafags. You really were the low quality posters all this time.

cor that were a tough Wordle. almost lost it.

>>82409117
Did you get to see this live?
https://youtu.be/2sS96BAiOWI?si=_CZVauci8TVw8qWT

all those seasidemark posts with pictures attached were cp pictures. makes sense why there were so may ssm posts

only tax evaders complain about nonces.

>>82409080
we were going to meet at B&M Bargains at 7, but neither of us can be bothered now.

heard downstairs' flat buzz. probably just a normal visitor. but i'll check if there's any post when it gets to 1am or so.

heard downstairs' flat buzz. probably just a normal visitor. but i'll check if there's any post when it gets to 2am or so.

>>82409219
never said evil, I think youre ridiculous for denying it and coping.

Sat alone on a Friday night, wearing my Kapital jeans.

>>82409255
You going to break into there flat at 1am to see if your drugs have been delivered there?
You need help ket lad.

Will is going to be poking Ruth's fudge tonight

Sat alone on a Friday night, wearing my Moshino shirt.

Sat alone on a Friday night, posting from my hand carved hardwood table.

>>82409261
joke's on you, in a rare burst of desperation, i went down just now.

i've occasionally had Royal Mail deliveries at 7pm. think that's more when they're backed up though, have overdue special delivery packages to get out.

>>82409319
they've taken my other stuff before. in fact, the other delivery i was due over a week ago, i wouldn't be surprised if some neighbour has it.

remember when everyone here was going on about vitamin D? i bought some tablets. said they were delivered. nowhere to be seen, ordered them again. then some guilty neighbour put them through my letterbox about a week later.

hmm what book to read from my BILLY bookcase.

>>82409332
What wood? I'm guessing Oak or Walnut.

>Anyone who even thinks about looking at a cartoon drawing of someone who I personally opine to resemble someone 17 years, 364 days and 23 hours old should be executed
>Did I mention what a good person I am and how much I'm not a nonce?

>>82409357
Three billy goats gruff?

>>82409357
Did you get the height extension unit? Maybe the Hogadal doors?

I'm the new dolly. I wait for the post everyday. I take drugs everyday. Pay attention to me, reply to my grim gimmick.

Used to have a BILLY full of random books.
Got rid of it all though.

>throwing his toys out of the pram because he has been rattled

fascinating, certainly not someone who hasn't accepted his peadophilic nature, find the strength to admit it to yourself.

>>82409384
i post other things, you just hone in on this one specific topic.

Having a few jars tonight in honour of HHL. Long live the Welper regime.

https://youtu.be/TXsLtExsZow?si=QXZxzIDWPRjkbAUh

To the lad last night: Here's one of the VHS collection and my as yet unpainted printed Dibnah.

>>82409404
What happened to HHL? I've not been here in a while.
Also are footposter (used to pay that chick for pics) and the anime nonce lad that had a motorbike still about? Where's Shippy? All of these questions and more. What have I missed?

>>82409414
Thank you mate, be kind to yourself. I watch Fred in winter months for maximum cosy.

Why yes I do think it is the perfect time for some slop n rum. My preferred slop for the evening's beverages? KA fruit pinch slop.

>>82409357
For me it would be The hungry Caterpillar

>>82409414
>Fred Dibnah figurine
Kek. Please show it to us when you have finished painting it.

>well you know, it might tek me a few weeks to a few months to develop a properly functioning shitpost y'know

>'av got to 'av a believable larp, fleshed out character but nuffin' too unbeleivable y'know, becus the apus and resident thread spastics are quite perceptive arent they like'. It's steady work 'al say that heh

>>82409414
That figure looks a bit like shippy.

>>82409452
Will do! Could be a while though as I just cba to sand it. Might have to crack out the multitool

>>82409465
>That figure looks a bit like shippy.
xD

>>82409443
it's 5 o'clock somewhere, lad

Fucking hell. That has really tickled me that lad having a Fred Dibnah figurine. What an obscure thing to have.

>>82409464
Brilliant!
>>82409465
Shit! It does! You think Shippy will look like Dibnah when he's about 60?

laughing to myself at the thought of going to a warhammer thing and having a painted fred dibnah figure on the table then poker facing it

>>82409487
I live with a mate and his wife. We always buy eachother mental presents for Christmas etc. I got his cats shitting the calendar and a coaster of me in a hotdog suit for eg. He got me Dibnah and a lifesize cut out of Shea LeBouef (I hate him)

painting my warhammer fred dibnah whilst he plows his missus next door, the duality of man.

>>82409487
these lads have a bunch of weird ones for wargames:
https://crooked-dice.co.uk/

think they've gotten into trouble for making e.g. a Doctor Who game, but they can just-so-happen to have "Temporal Travellers", and create a Programme Guide for their skirmish game.

It's nearly 8pm on a Friday night pipe down online winner x

>>82409582
what are we meant to be doing, lad

I have no skin in this argument but even I don't see the harm in wanking to fictional young looking girls. However, some of the doujinshi literally refer to them as children, nhentai is full of them.

>>82409601
Not scoring imaginary internet points on 4chan

No Ikea shelves unfortunately.

>>82409617
i mean it's the same as some pervert in the 70s going into a seedy sex shop and buying a 'nubile' magazine imported from Austria.
he's keeping it to himself, the material already exists, nobody else gets affected. but regardless of the legality, i think he's fucking vile.

>>82409633
Some kino scattered about there, DVDlad would be proud.

>>82409617
I literally couldn't give a fuck but it just annoys me purely when they deny it

>>82409633
really cool shed, lad. is the silver stuff soundproofing?

just order more Betamax tapes for my kino collection.

I might be a wounded empath now de lids, but I'm working towards being a sovereign empath. It makes sense.
Mad.

>>82409633
I spot Austin Powers on DVD. As well as some Third Window kino Japanese kinoberg.

>>82409694
I am a cold autist

dvdlad what best lynch film plz respod x

>>82409649
Thanks. I have another wall of this and also laods boxed and some at my mum's, mainly VHS. I also have a Blue ray collection with a few rares. this is signed by Rick Melton the artist etc.
DVDLad likes quality cinema though, I like trash lmao.
>>82409661
It's basically a barn and the other half is darts, 3d printer and a table for wargaming. It was getting damp so it's now got dehumidifiers, those heat bars that keep ambient temp and it's we glued that bubblewrap foil everywhere including the ceiling.

>>82409483
If one was to purchase a broken watch that was stuck at 17:00 it will always be drink o'clock. The tricky part will be finding that specific broken watch that is stuck at 17:00. It could potentially be an expensive search.

>>82409712
Dune. in a Dune/Scum double-bill.

>>82409712
VHS Lad here not him. I think Lost Highway if that helps.

>>82409708
*wraps a blanket round you*
Now you're a warming up autist.
You're welcome.
*moves on to the next soul that needs help*

>>82409732
my uh willy feels cold as well

>>82409714
>It was getting damp so it's now got dehumidifiers, those heat bars that keep ambient temp and it's we glued that bubblewrap foil everywhere including the ceiling.
oh nice.

feel like you've posted other cool shit (similar filenames), glad you've got these hobbies going.

Second round done, few carry forward, some business closed, others I couldn't be bothered because the map took me to the wrong road and I wanted to come home for a drink and a piss

>>82409712
My personal favourite is Mulholland Drive but for a newbie I'd recommend Blue Velvet or Elephant Man rather than jumping in at the deep end. A Straight Story is very good but very much not typical Lynch. Dune is interesting but not great.
Leave Lost Highway and Inland Empire last though I do love Lost Highway, recently watched the 4K Criterion disc and it was mesmerising.
Oh course we can't forget about Eraserhead but as I say that's very classic Lynch mindfuck so your mileage may vary.
The real answer? Twin Peaks: The Return.

>>82409740
*chops it off*
You no longer have a cold willy.
You're welcome.
*gets back to his rounds*

>>82409741
Thanks lad!
>>82409747
Yeah to be fair, if he's starting from scratch maybe Twin Peaks is just the way to go. Then do the films.

>>82409750
noooooooo you were supposed to touch it nicely >:(

>>82409714
Corrrr! Got Tokyo Gore Police but not Machine Girl. Seems like a cool edition. Also like your Piece of Mind Eddie. I like trash as well mate, got loads of shite horror and exploitation films myself as well as kino. Notice the mini Cronenberg collection top right too.

>>82409761
Ah, sorry. It's my first day.

Seeing Lost Highway in a cinema pretty soon, never seen it before. Looking forward to it

>>82409759
I was kind of joking. Twin Peaks isn't really very indicative of Lunch's popular films. Fire Walk With Me and The Return have a very different vibe than Twin Peaks season 1 and 2 IMO. Just imagining some poor cunts first Lynch film being Inland Empire.

>>82408994
Just you watch me mate

>>82409778
Hope you're ready for the best car chase in cinematic history as well as a lot of confusion and an intense feeling of dread.

>>82409769
Hahaha! Excellent. I'm Cronenberg mad. The rest of the collection is at my mum's. I managed to get a signed copy of his first novel 'Consumed' years back for about 15 quid.
Don't watch his weird noncey one though. I can't remember if it was Stereo or Crimes of the Future.

me? quick trip up to my Computer Attic, might play Manic Miner on my Speccy.

>>82409805
Think my favourites are Crash and A History of Violence, latter of which is coming on 4K soon. You seem like a cool lid.

Would literally bang out every lad in this thread. How's your night going soft cunts?

>>82408938 (OP)
Is it true that the Yookay purchased 500,000 body bags recently

>>82409805
Thanks man. You have a good taste yourself. My favourites are Videodrome and Existenz. His son's work is good too if you get the chance to watch the one with Swinton in it it's good.
I used to post here a lot as VHS Lad about 6 years ago but have just been absent. I expect we talked back then.

>>82409821
That sounds like a great way to spend some time. I loved eddie kidd jump challenge, and there was a coffee farmer sim I loved, but can't remember that name.

>>82409843
There was something recently about the yookay having a mass fatality resilience capacity (whatever that means, probably we're ready for a lot of your deaths type thing. Prep for the civil war mewonders?).

>>82409632
They're not imaginary. I keep a tally.

I didn't realise Maps to the Stars was also Cronenberg. I remember really liking that as well.

>>82409487
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/284810089576

>>82409901
Shit I missed that one.
I wasn't a huge fan of Cosmopolis

>>82409515
You live.... as a thrupple?

>>82409838
Feminine hips and no hair on his chest, low test faggot, could do with TRT or something to make him a man again. 5 seconds away from trooning out this lad.

>>82409927
Mate you just caused a funny problem...
I just got made redundant and i used to be in a 2 man business and I handled eBay and some sites. Long story short I've not been on eBay since and was auto logged on as the business in my bosses eBay account... He is not going to have that in his looked at history and probably is recommended.

>>82409928
Still need to watch Crimes of the Future as well. Might rewatch The Fly later now I'm in the mood.

>>82409933
Not him but I did the same.
She owned a house with loads of spare bedrooms, I moved in at the same time as me, they got hitched, and eventually everyone else was weird and left and I stuck around.
Got my own place now, after 10 years of living with those.

>Anon, the missus wants to move in, so you'll need to find a place of your ow-
>shed's free, right?

>>82409927
>44 sold
Who would want to pay 27 pound for a figurine of some old pedo tory MP

>>82409515
Why do you hate Shia? I mean he seems like a cunt just specifically why do YOU hate him?

>>82409933
No way man that's fucked. I live in the loft conversion and I get to pay fuck all rent in exchange for looking after 2 house rabbits. I'm a bunny sitter. They both have jobs that require them to go around the country/world or they are on holiday a lot too.
I can't afford rent for shit back down south so it works for me. I just do cooking every other day for them and the washing up and it costs me 150. Get to live with a mate I've had since school. Been here like 4 years, been doing building work etc on house too for him.

Shaun of the Dead ahh situationship

Fuckin GP got my prescription wrong YET AGAIN. I specifically put on that I need 25mg of vortioxitine and they only gave me 20mg. Some female to male tranny works there as the receptionist and got it wrong. Will be putting in a complaint shortly.

>>82409966
My favourite things as a teen were: Hellblazer/Constantine and Transformers, for me the dude ruined both.
Also I bloody hated Even Stevens and it was on all the time as a kid.

>>82409992
I had a crush on the sister's friend from Even Stevens.

>>82409821
>Computer Attic
Holy based
Love scurrying upstairs with my little snacks for a gaming session

>>82409838
Ebin looks much better nowadays

>>82409980
How do you earn money pal?

>>82409947
Can't you delete? But you should message the buyer and ask him for a quote for 500 and a promise of a deposit.

>>82409980
Actually sounds pretty cushty. Like a sitcom.

A bit manservant, but eh. I'd do it.

>>82409984
can't you cut/crush them and weigh out the extra 5mg yourself?

>>82409872
France is doing something similar I think. Prep for a false flag?

>>82410040
Race riots being nudged into existence would be my guess. All this immigration thing, is focusing on race, being pushed as racist, nudging the ethnics into being concerned and being ready.
The issue is first with the government and politics in general, then we deal with the issues they caused.
The government is fascist, and they should all have their throats slit.

We're all gonna be dead within 5 years lids I can feel it.

>>82410077
>The government is fascist
You have no idea what fascism is.

>>82410091
Take away the notion that it is only on the right, and the nationalist aspect, and show me the differences.

>>82410100
oh aye those hard-left Marxist radicals, the current Labour Party.

less fascism and more just career politics. we could have MORE democracy, very easily. just fix our stupid vote system.

It's unfair that some men are born in Japan and get to be a male Japanese pornstar and fuck loads of fit Japanese lassies but I'm stuck here an autistic piece of shit yanking my little willard raw.

>>82410019
I used to fit ultra high end wooden floors for celebrity/business assholes but then worked with a guy, just me and him doing tow bar and trade van equipment like ladders etc. We had 5 sites and eBay and Amazon and I was a copywriter. Once the copy was done though I just did orders so I was doing like 90mins work per 8 hr shift.
Unfortunately boss got ill and so I ran the business for a year but now he's back and he's retiring and selling up. So as of this week I do nothing. I need something new. Got a degree but don't want to tech and that's all it's good for. I'll either go back to woodwork or I'll start selling towbars myself i think.

>>82410100
Point me to the fascists that could have laws blocked by committee or the house of lords.

>>82410117
Fair dues you're doing better than myself and a lot of other lads here. Meet yourself a nice lass and get a place of your own you'll be flying.

>>82410114
No ket lad. The hard left socialist fabians. Most government ministers are only in it for a career, it is only the civil servants that have any longevity in politics.
>>82410135
characterized by a totalitarian state, a single dictator and party, a forceful suppression of opposition,

Dictator may be a bit of a push, as the PM can be removed, but those others are prevalent in downing street now.

>>82410159
you're a mong lad no doubt about it

>>82410170
No I am not ketfag (I have decided I don't know if you are male or female, and don't want to be mean and misgender, and a faggot can be anybody of either gender, so I feel that is appropriate).

>>82410159
>fabians
what the flying fuck do they even do?
>we're doing socialism, slowly, instead of through revolution!!!
right. what do they actually do, though? Momentum and co, I can understand.

i think every house and flat should be social housing.

>>82410203
Did you know that EVERY labour PM has been a member of the fabian society (they did help create the labour party, so it makes sense), and that of this current cabinet, ~half are also fabians.

>>82410116
>choose Japan as a country to be reincarnated in
>work 80 hours a week
>no gf because short

i've broken over 1 million blocks in a big hole in my minecraft world

>>82410221
i did not! i've just read their own stance/history (a while back, mind you) and it's one of those i-get-the-principle situations, but i don't understand practically what they do, have done, or plan to do in current-year.

who knows, maybe with all these strikes, trade unions will form some kind of labour party.

>>82410140
Nah I'm avoiding that one! Bad past experiences shall we say that I'm still dealing with with monthly payments and feck all else out of the deal.

>>82410236
I dream of fucking tall busty Japanese lassies every night. It's torture.

>>82410285
Anon it's time to become a TEFL expat and shag jap prossies non stop

got them friday night big time blues

>>82410246
At heart they want social ownership of things instead of private ownership, but we know that is bollocks. It's just another globohomo front under the guise of "we're totally different guys, trust us" policies.

>>82410362
Turn those blues upside down anon. plnaz (sort of).

Me? Watching caligular. What am I hoping for? A glimpse of a younger (but legal ) helen mirrens booba.

>>82410429
US Open is Live

>>82410436
Any chance of maybe seeing helen mirrens norks whilst watching?

>>82410455
Djokovic vs Alcaraz

>>82410479
I've just seen an actresses clunge. Don't get that on golf.

Might have a lil tug

>>82410429
Hope you're not watching the new version that Tinto Brass wasn't even involved with yet they're calling it the "Ultimate Cut." Fucking joke.

"Ketlad" is the exact same lad Crosslad has been calling "Wonkylad" for at least a year that you lads now think is some brand new gimmick lad who just appeared. You lads are slow in the head sometimes.

willy tugging

Wonkylad

>>82410518
Please stop looking at boys arses

>>82410495
It's on scamazon, claims to be fully made of scenes that make it like the original film. There was some nonsense at the start that I didn't fully pay attention to.
>>82410506
Yeah no shit lad, and nobody has said it's a new gimmick, maybe you have just wrongly perceived it as being that way.

Think SSM is fucking that David C lad?

>>82410565
draw the bigger door

>>82409980
Talk about the cuck corner mate. You can't doss about as a third wheel forever.

SSM posting fake armed police videos again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVg0hdc846o

>>82410606
>SSM posting fake armed police videos again
:o

Woah some woman has a snake in her fanny on her. Utter depravity within the first 22 min.

WTF Dee lads

>>82410606
He used the exact same audio as the last one. Fucking shite patter.

>>82410606
Painfully unfunny x

>>82410705
Get a life twoll x

>>82410506
i'm also now that femanon according to some people.

>>82410583
Aye lad I know that. That's why I've been saving whilst I'm here. I'm away a week each month too as I look after my Nan and take her to vosit my grandad in the home when my parents go away (they are retired) and we've done a lot of work on the house over the last few years and we've got an extension and a conservatory still to do yet. The plan is that I should be able to have a deposit ready about the same time as the work is finished. Houses round here are cheap (Midlands)

>>82410729
Not him but, I think our thread schizo is pretending to be you, as they have done with any poster that anons talk about/is recognisable. It is a shame for you that you have the exact posting style as the lowercase seether who capitalises certain words for emphasis, but hat has been happening for a good few years, if not longer.

people telling you obvious things they think you dont know but you already do

now i understand why bitches complain about mansplaining, its triggering

>>82410779
It's called backing up a bruddah. It can easily stop, depending on a persons attitude.

I always make a point of talking down to obvious autists and over explain very basic concepts. They need to be reminded that we all (normal people) view them as lower than toddlers.

when all is said and done, i am comfy, and that is what mattres

>>82410812
That's all that mattress in the long run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMdnHYJJVkY

not a big known band

>>82410779
i'd rather have it this way around. they don't know what you know, you can just say "oh yeah i know a bit about _____". and THEN if they continue, that's just rude.

i really dislike the opposite where a workman comes round, assumes you're on same level of plumbing/electrician/whatever knowledge.

the number of times in my life someone has said something will take 'a while', or there's a bit of a wait, or it'll be some time before they get back to me.
"how long?"
"i couldn't tell you."
"a rough figure? half an hour, hours, some time tonight?"
"oh not HOURS, probably about 45 minutes."

People are ranking meal deals now. Society truly has gone to shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfUYYDGHxuI

just felt the first coldness, my feet are cold and im ever so slightly chilly...winter approaches. I could put the heating on ngl. Infact Ive just put it on.

>>82411045
Unless you are in Scotland or Newcastle or something then this is unacceptable. What would your father say?

>>82410982
he chose the heckin ham sandwich and read salted crisps :0

>>82411076
This is why democracy doesn't work.

Shouldn't have ate those chicken nuggets. Now I know I'm going to be spending much of tomorrow on the bog.

>>82411069
hed probably say put some slippers on but to him I say nay, ive got disposable income

This is our new Home Secretary. Wonder how she'll do.

best meal deal is Sainsbury's anyway. find a Sainsbury's with a hot food counter, a Costa machine, and a bakery. there's your main, drink, snack.

Almost forgot, when I was on the way back home between rounds this afternoon someone on radio 1 had messaged in saying they're going to flamingo land this weekend, made me giggle

>>82411127
I like the Tesco one just because you could get a ginsters as a snack. That with a Caesar salad wrap and an irn bru.

Anyone recommend any good youtube? I like Seaside Mark and that Kays Cooking's son It's Big Lee and I also like Callum's Corner. There anything similar out there?

Wonder what DVDlad thinks of Shuna Kagami?

On that Flamingo Land nightwalk grind me. Been a womfy week, been keeping it private x

Getting wissed tonight x

>>82411406
What's all this Flamingo Land stuff at the mo?

>>82411168
see, if i'm eating there and then, i want hot and/or rare food. been a while but Sainsbury's had these hot food units and the Costa machines (as in pic) so you could get a hot chicken tendie sandwich, a pain au chocolate, and a latte. 3.75. pure dealmaxxing.

cold sarnies i'll get some mad specific limited edition wrap. Korean BBQ chicken with kimchi. meatball marinara baguette. American beef. that type o thing. and then they TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME ;__;

if we're at BLT or coronation chicken point, i'll just make it myself. with BROWN bread (fuck you, shops)

>>82411406
oh wow you actually did it
you absolute madlad

Guess where I am lmfao x

Fucking iconic man x

>>82411445
Lmfao how did you get in? Was it open or you just jump the gate?

>>82411445
You a guardington kid?

>>82411457

Been on holiday here all week de lid. Been staying in a lodge. Hot tub and everything. It lush x

>>82411475
Excellent! Hope your having fun!

HHL did you garn club? play the bingo?

Helper and his mates at Flamingo Land.

>>82411750
football lads team bonding sessions

Only went and done another gym sesh today.

Chatgpt says I gotta cool off soon though cant risk too much cortisol from the HIIT, so saturday rest day and sunday is a little zone 2 sesh

2 weeks 10 sesh's. Not bad, feeling quite accomplished

recommend me a spicy chat ai to chill with

>>82408974
Thats the follicle thats still left, you have to get laser hair removal or wax it.

Fucking iconic man.

>>82411900
Valena, your bestie turned vampire.

Been watching hours of JAV without evening wanking. Corrrr. Just like watching the sex and imagining what they're saying.

>>82411900
I deleted my account I was getting too sucked in. Final bot I made was a MILF Tesco nightshift worker and the scenario was it was my first shift. Very cool stuff.

>>82409323
Nah she's preparing for her great run.

>>82411987
what you reckon theyre saying lad, bet its something proper dirty bit mental that bet theyre saying all sorts of filth

jammers with his sisters sprogs again. life must be grim without a few sprogs of his own.

>>82412113
Hard to say, but they seem to talk conversationally while fucking compared to in Western porn. Lots of dialogue. I'll have to track down a subtitled one for more research.

>>82412205
corr yea let me know lad bet its well filthy

volunteer litterlid here
I joined local litterpicking group about 9 months ago and since the start of this year I've made social links with people, gained further purpose, opened opportunities and gifted me with experiences I'd have never dreamed of enjoying all on for free.
Didn't think that something so simple would open up so many doors. You'll never know who you could encounter on these volunteering adventures. For me, it's looking like a tunnel out of the NEET pit.
You can do it lids.

I have finished watching caligula. Corr. If you like films with lots of booba, you'll like this. Same for if you like willies, and bums, and pubic hair. Helen mirren in her prime, lots of booba out shots, and pubic region and bum.
Goes to show, that people will kiss people of the same sex, show full frontal nudity and simulate sexual acts for money and or fame. And they wonder why we treat one another as objects.

>>82412217
Pipe down littercuck

>>82412217
Nice anon. I did some volunteer work a few years ago, and it feels quite good. Hopefully it leads to a nice future for you, or even just a fulfilling present.

>>82412217
>gained further purpose
Cleaning up after bames for free?

corr that's an old version of Debian.

>>82412217
i used to go round litter picking in the local area. main project was to tidy up a cycle path because it's a pleasant walk.
i had headphones on and really just wanted to be left alone - doing it was the point. but i didn't want to be a misery guts either. and basically, an old women invited me to join the volunteer gardening society (who also did some litter picking).
just put me off. didn't want to network. or keep an eye out for youths/crime. group chat was very 'NIMBY'.

glad it was for you, but it's not for me.

Volunteering? Doubt it'll bring me any closer to a relationship. Men that don't get to enjoy the perks of life don't need to work. The thought of me doing a soulless job just to make women's lives more convenient is depressing.

>>82412259
At the very least, volunteering sucks a few hours out of the abyss that can be a single day when you're struggling.
I'm too lucky to have managed to form an acquaintanceship with a leader of our volunteering group who occupies a very valued and prestigious spot in society, this all occurred unwittingly.

>>82412310
I don't care who throws it, someone has to clear it up and if no-one does; who will?

>>82412332
You did the right thing.
NIMBY is a weird from of tribalism isn't it? I don't know whether I'm all for or against it.

>>82412332
The point of litter picking is to take photos of your litter picking group to virtue signal on social media and passively aggressively imply you're morally superior

>>82412349
>if no-one does; who will?
Don't know maybe the fucking council???

>>82412349
Too right. Pick it up. You are my fucking slave.

>>82412316
was going through my old Photobucket literally just now, and found this screenshot.
>Wed Mar 11
guess that makes it 2009. might have been my first Linux install.

>>82412363
Do you know how useless the fucking councils are?!
We regularly report where we drop our bags of collected litter off on the sides of roads, marked on a map with photographs and the number of the lamp-post we've dropped it off by... then they say they can't find it.
I've seen a council litterpicker amble along a road walking past stacks of rubbish hidden in the bushes 10ft next to them.
Literal community volunteer groups made up of mostly 50+ year old people and pensioners are more motivated to clear the crap on our streets than the people paid to it. It's like in some videogames modders produce better quality content than the developers themselves - because they're not on a pay-roll.

I can't be arsed using a bin so this wrapper is going on the street. You will fucking pick it up for me litter boy.

I stood for what was right and got snuffed out x

Fuck the lot x

>>82412349
>NIMBY is a weird from of tribalism isn't it? I don't know whether I'm all for or against it.
thing is it would have made me part of the in-group. but the lady made some catty comment about how the society is trying to keep the area nice: they're from the GOOD parts, bit more 'middle class'. i thought she was joking or being sarcastic at first, i don't travel in circles where that would be a complimentary/positive thing.
but yeah i guess the sweet old ladies and retired blokes would like a traditionally working-class area with a few nice houses to be nothing BUT the nice houses, with the right kind of people.

maybe i'd be their weird outlier, some younger NEET who's fallen on hard times, still a decent lad. but really, i just wanted to tidy up rubbish.

>>82412215
Don't fucking treat me like an imbecile.
>>82412235
What cut did you watch mate? The new cut doesn't have all the porn that Hustler edited in originally but I refuse to take it as an Ultimate Cut due to Tinto Brass having no involvement.

meltdown at Flamingo Land in 3...2...1...

yeah yous mentioned it earlier, Caligula sounds like a mess. read the review of the new cut in The Guardian, by removing the added sex it makes it more of a drama with a good performance by Malcolm McDowell etc etc. but then it loses the chaos and sauciness.

sounds like one of those situations where you can't win. like how some people just want Robotech, not Macross.

another Blood Moon tomorrow, lads.

>>82412456
Yeah I'll probably watch it at some point, I'm sure Malcolm McDowell is great and they did butcher the original... can't be doing cuts without the director though IMO, bit shady.
Another film Alexander has like 4 cuts at this point, same with shit like Blade Runner though removing that stupid fucking narration was the right choice.
Prefer Tinto Brass making wholesome Italian smut anyway. He's not built for Hollywood. Salon Kitty it KINO.

>>82412483
What's the significance of this? Just a red moon or summin?

>>82412487
thing is, if they bring the director back to restore their 'original vision' later, a lot of them add/change stupid shit (and i'm including Blade Runner here).

Brazil had a happy ending because that's what the studio wanted, Terry Gilliam fixed it, good stuff. George Lucas restored the nude scenes to THX-1138, but he ALSO added CGI cars and CGI monkeys.

same way there are film preservationists who did not work on the original film, maybe they could hire someone to cobble together the best possible 'fan edit' that stays true to, say, an earlier edit/draft.

>>82412513
yeah basically.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8739rrez23o
we had one a few months ago, was comfy watching it with /britfeel/. we all under the same moon

I can't fucking be bothered so you will pick it up for me. Chop chop. There's a good boy.

>>82412546
for a second there i thought you were talking about film editing

>>82412522
George Lucas should have added nudity to The Clone Wars, would have made it watchable.
Studios always meddling, even forced Sam Raimi to change the ending of Army of Darkness.
There was a period in the 2000s where every film had to have a director's cut DVD even when not necessary.
The ABSOLUTE BEST director's cut, IMO, is Kingdom of Heaven. Turns it from a mediocre film into one of the best films ever made. Also the full 4 hour cut of Once Upon a Time in America.
>>82412531
Might give it a look if I remember.

James Cameron is upscaling his films with AI now.
we had smooth, plastic Arnie in that Predator Blu-ray. now we've got sharpened, extra wrinkly Arnie.

>>82412603
>in the 2000s where every film had to have a director's cut DVD even when not necessary.
it felt like you went to the pictures to see it, then the 'full' film was what came out on DVD. every advert would say it had 12 minutes of extra footage or whatever. and thus you had Spider Man "2.1" (what the hell)

i'm one of those plebs who prefers the theatrical Lord of the Rings films to the extended versions. they're still long, epic adventures, but they're nicely paced.

>>82412614
The True Lies 4K is a smeary fucking mess but it never got a decent release so it's the best we'll get. Same with The Abyss. Cameron and Peter Jackson love AI/DNR.
>>82412638
I also prefer theatrical LOTR and will watch those most of the time. Jackson even said himself those are the perfect versions in regards to pacing. The extended are just for superfans which I admittedly am but still prefer the theatricals.
The documentaries that came with the extended DVDs were kino though.

>>82412661
>AI
>Peter Jackson
the World War I and Beatles stuff i kind of understand. i mean we've been colourising and touching up old photos/film since forever. which pretty much involves SOME invention.

but just upscaling a film? nah. scan the original film! i guess tidy up obvious blemishes and fix colours, but everyone likes noise/grain now. EVERYONE AGREES.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oBEzKm9grM
>A 4K HDR sample from my Extended Star Wars Episode I Cut, simply titled "The Phantom Menace - Extended Edition".
>I wanted to create the longest possible cut of Episode I, as most edits want to make it significantly shorter, let's go with the exact opposite and make an extended cut.
fuck yea, the most possible TPM there could ever be.

>brand new A.I. upscales of many of the deleted scenes.
oh. well. mite b cool.

>>82412745
episode 1 is so good, bros. Best SW movie.

>>82408938 (OP)
I tried Marmite for the first time.
Niggas on YT act like it's worst stuff ever.
So I put a little bit on toast with cheese.
NOT BAD AT ALL.
YT lied.

>>82412713
Looks like when I enable noise reduction on my OLED, kek.
>>82412800
Best music in the series for sure.
>>82412951
I hate the stuff. Acquired taste innit?

I found some more chocolate wrappers in my bag. I will dump those on the street too. Chop chop. You will fucking do as your master commands.

>>82412376
I was doing the Ubuntu brown back then. Used to get free cds.

State of these old fogeys virtue signalling... they came of age in a piss easy job market where one man could buy a cheap house and raise a family with the wife at home... now they want a pat on the back for picking up crisp packets. Jog on.

>>82413041
Me gran saves up all the dirty crisp packets and takes them to the supermarket. They're so greenwashed. Imagine wasting your time cleaning and sorting rubbish.

Listen man

I would worked all me life if it wasn't for.me autism x

I didn't choose to be borns x

Took over Flamingo Land me x

The African security lids know the score x

https://youtu.be/y3OBsTTUsjk?si=jmGO1pU3EHab3dPh

he lives in a care home haha.

Fuck Starmer
Fuck Farage
Fuck the Tories
Fuck Qatar
Fuck Saudi Arabia
Fuck Israel
Fuck Gaza
Fuck Venzeula
Fuck Alton Towers
Fuck the middle class

Fuck the lot of ya x

Is autism really considered "the golden ticket" as HHL says? How many lads here aren't working due to autism?

>>82413166

I'm on holiday pal. Something you can't afford. Probably never the house in years. Sad!

I get tested for ADHD x

>>82413203
True lad. I can't get anyone to sign my passport application anyway. Fuck the red tape for British citizens like me.

Been pushed suicides all me life

Not even allowed to express myself. I censored by fascists.

Necking these wokkles now then crashingnout.

It's over x

>>82413188
Kinda, me at least. I had a point where, once I got my diagnosis, they basically only called me in every 6 months because they labelled me as 'unfit for work'. I basically had to ask them to treat me as normal to get help to find work.

Imagine just having a cute lass but your genetics have basically ruled your out of having a life.

You will fucking pick up after me. I order you to clean my mess. I can't be fucking bothered so you will do it for me. Clown.

You will do as I say bin boy.

Will never work. That's what immigration is for. Exploit the browns, not me.

Why are women so complete?

Even the most attractive man is nothing next to average women in divinity. What do we lack that they have?

>>82413265
You will fucking work in the warehouse and pack boxes for women's materialistic needs, you incel mong

Flamingo Land knows the fucking score x

Oh aye x

https://youtu.be/TXsLtExsZow?si=WweIswH1V1-G7f4U

you don't have your tripcode, did you take that new laptop with you?
or are you posting this on a phone?
you're on holiday (sort of). do holiday things.

I think that cam should hit me up on discord

Charlie Sheen probably got AIDS when he was fucking men while on crack. He said it turned him gay! Fuckin ell. Don't do drugs people.

My life is nothing but a comedy x

Need them spacker kids to continue my NEET legacy. Need to meet a lass who is willing to raise disabled kids while I go out and get wissed. The modern family x

if money was no issue and the goverment or whoever just wouldnt come after you, would you buy a motorhome and live in it for the rest of your life? just driving around and neeting nation wide?

Me? Loving life right now. Blocked nose, sore throat and a headache all while shivering under the duvet. It so lush at 5am. Kino feels, truly.

Just necked some wraps me

Necking them woritos nows

Pipe downs x

Garn beddingtons nows

Flamingo Land won x

Good threads today lads, cheers.

Good night.

>>82414492
Goodnight lid.

>>82414148
Ckin ell. Winter coming early at your house ay?

>>82413631
I want both cam and shippy to return. The power couple.

Good morning de lits. Rise and shine.

>>82414829
Kinell lad keep it down a bit we trying to sleep here

>>82414949
Apologies lad. I will try to stay quiet.

You arrive at the dog track only to see a ruddy-faced Stephen Fry opening the tailgate of his Land Rover defender, and Cam- wearing only a matching set of pastel blue and white striped underwear and a black leather collar- leaping out. Cam kneels eagerly before Stephen, longing for him to attach the lead on to his collar. He lets out a playful, yapping bark as Stephen retrieves a small glass bottle full of white powder and a small ivory spoon. Cam is shaking from the anticipation and the winter's wind on his pale skin. "One for the vet," grumbles Stephen as he loads up the spoon, taking up the powder with a gruff snort. He loads up the spoon again. "And one for my puppy..." Cam greedily insufflates his pre-race ketamine to the tune of Stephen's chortling; his body visibly slackening in ecstasy. An odd sight, sure, but had you looked at the race card, you'd have realised that today of all days is the Sheffield fag-racing derby.

All around you are fat, old homosexuals dressed in various colours of corduroy trousers and barbour wax jackets, sipping from hip flasks, with their twinks in tow. "I keep mine plied with MDMA and sissy hypno" says one of the fungible old queers to Stephen. "I seem to find that chastity and ketamine work the best for keeping him docile-" Stephen is cut off by Cam leaping up and barking "WHO?" Stephen immediately slaps him one, and he sheepishly returns to all fours. "Terribly sorry- he gets like this when he's not been buggered senseless for a while." They chuckle before parting ways- both of their faggots to be fitted up with their coats and loaded in to the traps.

Cam is drawn for trap 5, and puts up some forlorn resistance as Stephen pulls the bright orange coat over his head. As he stands, it is obvious that there is a wet patch on his underwear. "It's all the humiliation you see," Stephen explains to one of the officials, "He just can't get enough of it." With that, all 6 of the faggots due to run that race are bundled in to the traps. The bell rings, the hare starts, and they're off.

>>82415101
>>82415110
Hello, police? I'd like to report some stolen drivel.

Slapping my own arse is oddly arousing

Helen is my rock. Beautiful woman she is.

>have dream about cuddling with girl talking about random bullshit
>wake up and have to exist in real life again
i dont know how much longer i can hang on lads.

Everyday we above ground is a bad de lads get in!

Mark bringing us up to speed with things. Good morning de lits.
https://youtu.be/cio2fSaJJtM?si=XXFAluHWbD6_Rc6Z

seasideMARK Saturday morning long uploafs bringing you up to speed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cio2fSaJJtM

>>82412416
It was on amazon. I don't know enough about it to say which version I saw. It was very rude.

corr that's me brought up to speed

Morning de lats
*looks north*
And a morning de ltds
*looks east*
Muurning de lats
*looks south*
And a morning de lats
*looks west*

>>82415959
*looks up the sky*
Morning de lats

>>82415959
morning de lids
morning de lids

They sent him the wrong blinds. He need no drill needed.

Isnt flamingo land a place for kids?

>>82416065
It's a family theme park with rides for all ages.

>>82416081
>family theme park
That means parents with their kids

>>82416031
it not fucking right
not one bit

HIS LIVE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NzfmYMyqyWY

urgh mur gurd it's murning tarm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlffl6ZVgog

>>82416112
Mark needs a drill

It mornin

Grown man, doesn't own a drill.

alright there, de peppers

*stands in the corner of the thread body popping*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wlffl6ZVgog

Oh, I played the same song
*stands in the corner of the thread feeling embarrassed*

Brian de Pepper

SSM proving on camera he is more than capable of working

>>82416262
can't show hidden disabilities in this photo
check mate job advisor

oh aye. let's see you not deliver my post TODAY, Royal Mail.

If you can put up blinds you can run a financial investment company.

Can anybody spot HHL here? facebook/share/v/16Gy7my8dS/

>>82416276
Don't use Facebook mate, sorry. Can you not just post whatever it is?

>>82416281
It's a couple of videos

>>82416276
HELLO DARREN SUTTON IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU

>>82416274
If you know the alphabet, there's nothing stopping you becoming a published writer.

if the postie can deliver my cans of pop, he can delivery my other parcels.

>>82416296
I wanna fuck me Royal Mail postie she's really cute and has a nice arse packed into her trousers.

>>82416298
i just want mine to deliver my pop. saw a traditional pop man yesterday. just going round, delivering pop. classic.

hope you can fuck the pop man some day, anon.

>>82416286
>It's a couple of videos
fascinating

me and chika engaging in anal sex

>>82416321
>me and chika engaging in anal sex
:o

>>82416319
Low key is desu, as expected its mostly kids and boomers

>>82416321
chika wouldn't do that

11am. i suppose a heavy parcel MIGHT come separately to lighter post? that would explain the separate postie-doing-his-rounds and van-pulling-in delivery the other day.

got to stay sharp. risked everything just now, going in the shower.

11 o'clock on a Saturday morning and the girlies are itching for some dolly drama

Chika is a homosexual of convenience.

>>82416298
Think of the stamina she has in her thighs, can probably hold all sorts of positions around the hose while being rodgered.
>"Will you take my special delivery luv? uhhhhhnnnngg! ahhhh fuuuuuuck! fuck fuck fuck hurrrrrrghhh!"
ask her like that it's a winner everytime.

>>82416331
I sent a lead lined box to Italy. It took 20 days lol. Wasn't even radioactive. They didn't open the parcel either so they must have some lead penetrating scanners now.