>well you know, it might tek me a few weeks to a few months to develop a properly functioning shitpost y'know

>'av got to 'av a believable larp, fleshed out character but nuffin' too unbeleivable y'know, becus the apus and resident thread spastics are quite perceptive arent they like'. It's steady work 'al say that heh

toilberg routine:
>office at 7am
>have a 30 minute shit
>fill water bottle
>do an hour and a half of work, get bored
>go the tesco to get 2x 40p porridge pots, combine them together
>stick on a documentary to watch whilst I eat my porridge
>do a bit more work whilst doing a bit of internet browsing
>heat up my lunchlingtons
>eat lunchlingtons then go for a walk
>around 1
>sort of do some work but not really, will be listening to youtube stuff
>take some random walks around, some piss breaks, water filling breaks etc
>line managerberg leaves around 2
>aim to bunk off 30 minutes later

back breaking my job oh aye, might read tomorrow, perhaps do some job browsing dunno

>>82310088
I work full time and I cant afford a car or anything bigger than a studio flat and I go nowhere and do nothing, have no subscriptions and eat a very cheap boring diet because of it and I cant move back home to my parents because they live in an over 55s community so I'm just fucked to toil eternally. If the government would pay my rent and give me enough to eat on id stop working but I'm afraid id just end up homeless

>>513873057
I know, Without saying too much i know

Settle down everyone, I am here and I am the voice of reason and I will lead the thread now for I have a name.

>>81720482
MUH
T R I P P L E
L O C K

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week 53
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PieRuLa8AqI