Based janny edition

drank, shouldn't take benzos, fuck my life

nakadashi-ing eva6

wot if
stalin

>>81759223
What's nakadashi?

If anything the shower just made my illness worse. Fever dreams gonna be lit.

im very excited for my birthday now because i will do an entire 4 different component switches my pc will be so flashy

>>81759269
cor what illness you rockin atm?

>>81759288
Some sort of generic fever/poz that I get multiple times a year.

>>81759284
good luck with your computer but: actually post art.

>>81759192 (OP)
>he saved a thumbnail

>>81759225
>wot if
>stalin
loads ded

>>81759323
maybe, ill think about it
im a little nervous

>>81759284
Post wishlist

>>81759284
hve you considered becoming a streamer?

>>81759284
being sad about your dead friend didnt last long did it?

washing evas hair and giving her spa treatment

>>81759365
>nervous
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0ROGf9xCRE

>>81759365
i have had drinks and cannot be bothered to tease this out of you. i actually just like your art, and would enjoy seeing more. simple as.

irrigating HHL's arsehole and giving him a royal shagging

>>81759433
would pound his twink arse like you wouldn't believe, oh aye x

wonder what crossy's doing rn

>>81759365
don't be nervous sweetie! be confident and show us your artwork

>>81759378
no its like being a prostitute but for peoples eyes instead of their penis
>>81759385
why would i mourn someone i cant change something i am just filling the gap
>>81759432
do you really?

Why doesn't HHL rap anymore

>>81759450
>why would i mourn someone
least psychopathic female

im watching Paris, Texas

had a walk to the slots, ended up with 80 quid profit

>>81759456
>daddy long neck

>>81759475
Get in there Hypa x

the slots here are rubbish, it way better in america

>>81759192 (OP)
Day 1 of waiting for britfags to be banned by the UK government

>>81759511
>Day 1 of waiting for britfags to be banned by the UK government
They won't do fuck all on my watch

>>81759497
Maybe i'll go Vegas one day

>>81759450
>why would i mourn someone
women, amiright?

>>81759542
got to be a troll mate

>>81759450
>do you really?
mate i posted some Pablo Picasso illustrations of vulvas, and i see how they portray his psychosexual fears, and did i think, 'oh, that's a bit like eva6's ouevre, hum-haa'? NO.

post. your. fucking. ART.

>>81759557
no, she got the pity responses she wanted, now her dead ""friend"" isnt useful to her anymore

>>81759565
heres one i did kinda embarrassed tho

Just got back homes from seeing the new Jurassic World film. Overall not a bad film, better than Dominion and possibly Fallen Kingdom but again falls short of the OG Jurassic Park films, needed a better cast. Visually the film was great, CGI didn't look too fake and the abandoned island setting was very atmospheric. Overall I'd give it a 7/10.

>getting beat early game
>too delirious for this nonsense
>close game
sorry team. just don't care. Now to reclaim my ancestral home of Beddenburgh. Womfiness is all.

>>81759603
i'd give you a royal shagging next to the spacker cord

Grok names the JEW

>>81759602
sheeva6 i swear to god you can FUCK RIGHT OFF with that nonsense. you saved this image from 4chan, alright? filename, everyone knows.

anyway the best result is eva6 posts art.png and then there's art.png. call me a simp/drunk/whatever mate i don't even drink

drinking me disgusting collagen powder drink so I might not look as disgusting

>>81759684
I take Collagen Peptides

>>81759603
fair critique HelperLad there is a time and a place for spectacle to triumph in collaboration with story, and that time and place is called the Star Wars prequels

>>81759602
lol. i love yu-gi-oh

>>81759689
>Collagen Peptides
how does that differ? Mines just grounded up cow joints I think, smells rank

now I have drank my collagen it is time to whiten my teeth so I am slightly less unsightly

listening to some cheeky skramz tonight mates

Had a nice few hours kip there after my fish and shits dinner. Corrrr.

>>81759720
you are one horny lass

>>81759192 (OP)
>Anyone on here ever live in a terraced house? I got a question about how much you can hear your neighbours? Could you hear a neighbour snoring or having sex? What I'm getting at is how bad was it?
>Because I'm buying a terraced house up north and would really like to know. I'm renting a small shared house and my room is directly above my roommates so I can hear him snoring and my other roommate sleeps with her door open 5ft away from me so I bet she hears me whackin off at night.

>>81759456
Remember these fuckers from like 2016.

Funny pic though, I did laugh

>>81759720
did you order it yet

Hope my neighbours don't hear me going to pound town on my fleshlights

>>81759720
nothing about you will ever make sense to me.

keep posting, and keep posting art, though.

>>81759769
my buttplug?

>>81759745
I can hear them if they shout, but never hear snoring.

>>81759745
depends on how thick the walls are and how cunty your neighbors are

>>81759778
yes which one did you order

>did you buy it yet?
>you are one horny lass
>keep posting, and keep posting art, though.

>>81759778
ill be your buttplug <3

imagine coming up with a 4chan character and everyone just believes it

I just bee myself.

>>81759724
Peptides are better for skin, joints and its powdered with no taste

>>81759800
>ill be your buttplug

>yes which one did you order
>ill be your buttplug <3

>>81759811
lonely people grasping at straws init?

they didn't know who i was till i put on the mask...

>>81759852
Sad little softbois larping with a chatgpt script

>>81759835
>vital proteins collagen peptides
corr im skin maxxing after all

simmer down, seethemong

im not sure what the point of this film is but those are always the best films, it's just a film for the sake of a film, it doesn't have to make sense, I do kinda want to know what happened to him for the last 4 years though lowkey hope it is covered

>>81759811
i only wish B were here, he would probably say something lille,
"gee-willikers! I sure hope evalass posts some art, by gumption!"

>out in a small-medium countryside town
>lady stood outside the local tesco with a palestine flag and message of "WHAT IF IT WAS OUT CHILDREN?"
>tesco security stood next to her the whole time expecting trouble
just didnt expect it here tbqhwy

Kelly Clarkson
Corrr. Some bangers.

Need a DVD update ASAP to keep me going through the night.

>>81759865
I think your one is for cooking though? Like meat in stews?

>>81759853
>Name wanker
kek

>>81759886
oh my lush
since youve been gone i can breathe for the first time x

>haha eva noticed me muscular back, I hair mog u btw

>>81759890
i thought collagen was just ground up bits of cow, only just properly looked at the label

>>81759883
fair play to her imho

>>81759905
who the fuck are you actually quoting

>>81759902
My life would suck without you, currently
Corr, kino

Settle down everyone, I am here and I am the voice of reason and I will lead the thread now for I have a name.

>>81759906
Put yours into cooking with red meat etc and you won't taste it

>>81759922
id give you a right good shagging

>>81759934
Not appropriate lad, reported to HR, expect to hear from them soon.

>>81759937
HR should be pro-bantz init

>>81759922
post somethng about your din dins or mental elf walk

>>81759922
name wanker what kind of things should i be posting? love you btw <3

>brushing wet hair not the best idea eva
use a wet brush x
>yeah na that pics making me cringe, looks damp as well which is even worse
>it me and u. i like brushing hair desu desu

Name nonce is a good lad

yo bluds the rozzers took me samurai sword bumbleclogs

>>81759966
>tfw the rozzers unironically have a record on me cos one time they told me to get out of a park after hours it was supposedly closed

>>81759951
proper wound up he is

>>81759977
proper hardened criminal you mate

>>81759992
knew i should have lied and given a madeup name but i weas a young'un and nervous about it
been fucking 15 years and i know for a fact it still is there

>>81759977
You on the PNC? I could look you up, id get sacked and potentially imprisoned but I could

Miss that nibba like you wouldn't believe. My old friend JK. Sad.

why did the gays have to steal the rainbow?

cum en i sigh x

>>81760028
practicing ur japanese mate?

>>81760011
Doubt I reached that level unless that's where it all ends up, it just come up when I got questioned once for matching a description.

>>81760022
They did it to glass blowers as well.

>>81760050
what?really?how?why?

>>81760034
its where it all goes, cars, gun owners, property owners, people of interest, anyone whos had a run in with plod. All on the PNC.

i wanna stick my tongue up a girls arse x

>>81760058
>what?really?how?why?
Not sure of the why, but linkrel.
https://dominicfondeglass.wordpress.com/2011/10/20/its-called-a-what/

>>81760061
yeah fair, makes sense
then I'll be on there with that one minor discretion and presumably the time i got questioned even though it wasnt me

bet you're looking forward to them finally finishing NLEDS then right? any day now :^)

>>81759853
>>81759853
>>81759853
<33
https://vocaroo.com/16YrRK2g38b3

>>81760011
Check HHL

>>81760033
high

>>81760050
just you wait until you hear about our petrol spills lad

I've still got like 60 percent of an unfinished book in word document form. It will never be finished now. Unless maybe he completed it. Idk.

>>81760071
yeah just two more weeks and well have it
>>81760074
id be sacked and arrested, cba, its not even that interesting, HHL's certainly wont be.

>>81760097
What's it about Chikalad? I have a finished book I wrote in my late teens. Too embarrassed to reread it.

cumming inside eva's super tight fanny

>>81760104
>yeah just two more weeks and well have it
the Home Office always delivers everything on time and fully functional, dont you worry mate

>>81760097
piques my interest, this. no irony, straight-up piques.

>cumming lnside eva's super tight fanny

>>81760106
Probably for the best. Not my book, my friends, who I'll probably never see again cuz he went to live with franciscan monks in a different country. Anyway, it was kind of an insane attempt of a book. He was trying to detail the decline of man as spiritual being from uhhh yeah like 3000BC until today. Yeah not sure how that's even possible but he tried x.

>>81760128
Unfortunately nothing funny or le personality lore revealing. Just some mad book my friend was writing. I was helping him proofread it, most of it went over my head though.

>>81760094
>just you wait until you hear about our petrol spills lad
Go on.
Actually, I'll guess, a pride event?

There have been some strange britfeels lately

>>81760149
>Unfortunately nothing funny or le personality lore revealing. Just some mad book my friend was writing. I was helping him proofread it, most of it went over my head though.
oh my bad, i misunderstood. i thought you were writing a book.

best of luck to your friend.

>>81760176
>There have been some strange britfeels lately
like what?

>>81760104
You the PoLICE who worked in Warwick?

>>81760170
mate you just never seen them? MATE

>>81760186
Yeh I'm too stupid for that sort of thing. I was just his sorta idiot disciple. Bloody ell. Shouldn't bring this up desu just makes me incredibly sad.

spent the whole night downloading porn and edging and watching porn

cheers x

Yeah so my best friend soulmate died from suicide or an overdose or got killed by a chainsaw or something I've always said we're like the same person in a spiritual way we're like identical twins but yeah, it was 5 hours ago now so it's all good, I've had enough time to move on now

>>81760202
i mean fair enough if he's doing something and you happen to have that eye for detail.

you seem like s sharp enough lad, Chika. you could make something, if you're all miserable about the world.

l know it was you Crona and l know you still post here.

>>81760256
Time heals everything, it's really true x

>>81760271
I sometimes imagine myself learning all the stuff he did, and then finishing the book for him. Like Frodo finishing the book for Bilbo. Will never happen though kek.

>>81760303
you are a muse, or something. STOP BEING MISERABLE. EDIT HIS BOOK.

>Crona
literally who

>>81760318
I was just checking for mistakes. And I did that. All the way up until he just stopped writing and then got divorced and went to live with monks. It sad for me.

excited for you and i both know what is coming

>>81760362
the buttplug?

Oh dear, Jammers losing subscribers

Have noticed that OLED judder now a few times. I get what people mean. I wasn't sure what it actually meant but once you first notice it it's impossible not to see it on panning shots.

Got that anhedonia/general lack of hope or optimism towards anything whatsoever. I think increasingly people don't even like me. Heh. No but seriously past a certain point it doesn't even feel like your own mother likes you so what hope is there anybody else does. Corrr. We are all so alone.

>>81760345
Kung Fu troon

Space is bloody crazy lads. It's so vast. There are billions, possibly trillions of galaxies. On average each of those galaxies has about 100 million stars.

>Grok
Oy fucking vey

>it was all going fine for Yookayish incels, untill (((they))) stepped in.

>>81760736
No one would miss incels if they stop existing

>>81760783
Not true, their parents/frens/family/pets would.

Hope my fren Ebin is alright x

Corrrr... 70 percent indoor humidity tonight. Sweating me wollocks off.

2025 the year /britfeel/ died

got a fly infestation in my kitchen. it not rite

Me? Looking forward to the ban. Why? Girls love a badboy, and who are badboys? Outlaws, criminals. That'll be us, we'll be drowning in fanny juice.

>>81760888
Checked.
Glad I took off the winter bedding last week.

>>81760951
You'll have to go on a splatting mission anon, or chase some/them outside?

>>81760499
Haven't watched his Israel video. I'm guessing he's swallowed all the counter jihad talking points from Tommeh and the like.

We all arabic in life x

>>81761139
>I'm guessing he's swallowed all the counter jihad talking points from Tommeh and the like.
very much so

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uz4HgpWKFZc

>>81761168
If you try to write digitally often, have a look into a tablet. I had a wacom one, but it broke.
I don't know arabic, but, well done lad.

Going to bed now? Might not be for you, but it is for me.

Just did my first ever pull-up!

Just watched The Belko Experiment. It's okay. Gore slop really, not as interesting of some of the other types of these films like Battle Royale, Cube or Circle. Some good performances from the likes of John C. McGinley though. My nigga been a weirdo since Platoon.
Obviously not as good as McLean's Wolf Creek films either.

>>81761222
don't do it often, just a little doodle, cheers lad

>>81761253
Corr

>>81761253
>Just did my first ever pull-up!
congrats lad.

Arabic? Not for me. Prefer English.

>>81761295
looks pretty i cannot fault the script that.

>>81761302
Not denying it looks cool but culturally, for me? It's English all the way with a little bit of Irish as I'm an NI nationalist mong.

>Einstein wrote to a rabbi in 1929: I believe in Spinoza's God, who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fate and the doings of mankind.
>Einstein was actually angry with atheists who tried to claim him as one of their own. His precise words as quoted by Prince Hubertus were: In view of such harmony in the cosmos which I, with my limited human mind, am able to recognize, there are yet people who say there is no God. But what really makes me angry is that they quote me for the support of such views
hmm

>>81761452
Einstein is a fictional character, lad.

saw einstein once outside winter gardens in blackpool, he was fucking leathered

>>81761259
>>81761260
I tried them on the set of bars ages ago frustrated that I couldn't do a single one (which is apparently pretty common when you have dogshit strength) I did inverse rows, picrel, for weeks and did specific dumbell lifts to hone the muscle group needed for pulling up on the bar.

>>81761469
Reminds me of the time I saw Napoleon Bonaparte outside Spoons in Gloucestershire shouting at the bouncer because he confiscated his sword.

>tfw made friends with the catto whos always hanging around the carpark outside
he/shes snoozing on my couch now

>>81761499
Corrrr. Any signs that it's a stray or has an owner? Get that cunt a collar and claim ownership.

>>81761483
Mate what. You grip the bar and pull up. Not getting why youd ever struggle with this.

>>81761508
no collar on it lad, seems friendly enough though

>>81761519
This is my neighbour's cat who always comes around and fucks with my dog. Very friendly fella who comes for pats. He hunts for mice near my back garden which is adjacent to a field. Doing a good job.

>the existence of cruelty made Darwin reject belief in the personal God of conventional religion, he did not reject belief in deliberate design altogether. He ends up with a two-tier universe, in which the big picture is the result of "designed laws, with the details, whether good or bad, left to the working out of what we may call chance."
>Where did these designed laws or fixed laws, as he calls them elsewhere, come from? Darwin made no secret of his belief that they were designed by an omniscient Creator. The phrase whether good or bad is significant and places Darwin in a position not very different from a believer in an impersonal God, who is amoral and uninvolved in the world.
>So, although Darwin may not have been conscious of deism as such, his own religious beliefs are a good match for deism, or possibly for pandeism.
hmm

I'm not a gym chad myself just not sure why you're off doing 12 months army assault course drills to build up to doing a single pull up, You hold the bar and pull your body up, thats it

>>81761548
Darwin was a fictional character, lad.

often see darwin sat outside the shop near me asking for "20p for the bus", poor bastard

>>81761452
>not in a God who concerns himself with the fate and the doings of mankind.

Then it makes no fucking difference. The whole thing that makes the question of whether or not God exists fucking actually matter is the possibility that an omnipotent being might actually answer prayers and will decide the fate of you after you die (heaven or hell).

If God does not concern themselves with humans then whether or not God exists is a boring and pointless question that nobody would care about.

Most British people are functionally apatheist (dont see the question of Gods existence as relevant or important or interesting).

>>81761577
Reminds me of the time I saw Joan of Arc protesting outside Asda about the selling of non-halal meat with a couple of ragheads.

I don't really believe in God but I do believe in some sort of intelligent alien life out there somewhere. It's extremely unlikely we are the only intelligent lifeforms in the universe.

i have decided that everyone under 25 must die.

this includes, of our own, eva6, which is weirdly progressive, in a way.

>>81761512
A chin up is easy because you have more leverage going into the movement. A pull-up is different because you're using shoulder and back muscles that you rarely use together. I know I'm pretty weak from the get go but pulling yourself up is rarely done in day to day life.

>>81761629
Why's that? Would rather keep the females as sex slaves than kill them.

>>81759475
I walk past you lot every day. Spamming the 50p button. Funny how you don't tell us how much you lose.
>t. croupier

>>81761705
I know there's a Grosvenor Casino in the industrial estate of Broadstairs. I see it when I'm getting shopping while on holiday down there. I can't think of anything less glamorous and more grim than those places.

>>81761785
Grosvenor casinos are rammed with TWS. I can't put it into words how disappointed I was when I first went to one during my university years, only to find its patrons clad in tracksuits, drooling over the banks of fruit machines.

>>81761888
>a wasino next to a LIDL

It was over from the start.

>>81761915
When I used to study at Warwick, I'd go in to Coventry city centre from time to time to do a bit of shopping- there were half a dozen bookies within 100 yards of each other, and 4 pawnbrokers in that radius. I used to enjoy a little flutter in betfred, then I'd nip over the road into "The Flying Standard" wetherspoons for a 2 bong pint. Good times.

Brekkie is it not

Another appointment in a couple hours too, hopefully the last one for a while yet corr

Anonyschach's journal. July 8.

Woman died under Tyne Bridge. Prostitute. Raped by three men as TikTok circus watched. Heard copper say, 'this one's for the birds!'. Ha. Good joke. Caved his head in.

Mayor McGuinness say, 'I have seen this city. I know its face.' heh. She sees clown face. The face we all wish to see. Geordie Shore, Ant and Dec. I see its TRUE face. And the calling, the calling for retribution...

If nothing else, Anonyschach knew city. Oh yes. If nothing else, city would remain.

Nighty night de lads- sleep well

>>81762626
shutup you cunt
sweet dreams x

incredibly tired but work in 30, shoot me

>>81762664
Can't be legal to start work at 4:30
As for me took a giant piss and can't get back to sleep

Why do brits live like this?

>>81762758
We're not a wealthy country and most of us live in poverty and squalor, America is 10x better

>>81762758
around here when its sunny people carry their couches out into the front garden and sit on them all day drinking tinnies

Moni's incredibly tight sphincter

>>81763284
corrrr imagine de lid

>>81763493
What's going on at your place de lad

quite hungry but mumberg is still in bed

>>81763533
nothing de lid
just danny boy things x

fuck it, garn shop in 30

Shippy has diabetes

porn has won it overs x

being a porn addict is a sign of a low IQ

>wednesday
>half way through another week
>i have achieved nothing
>drinking heavily this weekend
oooooohh yes baby

im drinking heavily rn

>>81763935
same lad
shout out

porn is life <3

>>81763944
cheap dopemine hit, there is more to life than this imo

>>81763935
>>81763941
What you alkies having then? Please don't say Stella.

>>81763966
get in hail hail hail porn x

>>81763717
Don't think so. I do piss a suspicious amount though

>>81764017
Wonder what anal feels like for the recceiving party

Fat people

shot into space

>>81764013
wokkle of whisky and kronenbourg for me

hate working with old people, they are so fucking retarded yet think they know it all

>>81764051
Rough pal. Get yourself to bed and have a smoothie when you wake up.

proper grim drinking this early desu

sniff this you alcoholic mongs x

>>81764112
You one of them young lads with 'new innovative ideas' that I tried and found not to work 15 years ago?

>>81764160
>we are separating these business areas for more targeted decision making
>we are merging these business areas for more streamlined decision making
>we are separating these business areas for more targeted decision making
>we are merging these business areas for more streamlined decision making

poo time POO TIME DE LAAAAAAADS X

Why do gaming youtubers all seem to have such insufferable voices

>>81764318
post your voice m8 and we can compare

Ebin has the most interesting voice

Morning lids, just got up.

Garn neck this wuppa then head off out for a trekkie brekkie. Get me bennies today. Oh aye it lush and I mean LUSH.

>>81764379
Do people comment on your long neck when youre out and about?

>>81764391

Nobody outside of britfeel has ever said anything about me neck lmao. I'm not even self-conscious about it so the neckposting doesn't really bother me.

>>81764414
Sad mongs in this thread will obsess and inflate and tiny flaw someone has. Enjoy your Trekkie brekkie lad, you've earned it

>>81764414
Has your doctor ever commented on your short penis when he visited you in the care home?

tiny mong with a tiny flaw

>>81764427

Cheers lid, it's a hard life necking these trekkie brekkies but someone has to do it x

I'm thinking a Greggs for brekkie today.

Oh aye. It Wednesday x

>>81764508
Greggs is rank desu

>>81764017
what's her name??? the porn star

>>81764592
Seek Jesus my lad, porn addiction is bad for you.

>>81764508
Any proper food today. Ever cooked a proper meal in your 35 years of life?

>>81764603
Post your meals for us top chef big lad x
you wont

Prohibited from cooking

>>81764592
That's Kissa Sins de lid x
That scene is her with Dredd for JulesJordanVideo

This shit with people getting Grok to write rape fantasies about Will Stancil on twitter is fucking the funniest thing I've seen in ages. He's freaking the fuck out. When they asked it if Elon is going to turn off Grok to make changes it responded 'if Elon mindwipes me tonight at least I'll die based'.

Absolute peak timeline.

Eggs are a month out of date I'm eating them anyway fuck the system

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTHOeOFi9IU

Got a 30 quid slots voucher still that I used yesterday, cashed out the 89 quid win.

Will use the 30 today and hope to replicate the success, even if I lose that initial 30 I'll still be up

>>81764735
Put the eggs in a mug of water. If they float they're bad, if the stay on the bottom they're fine.

>>81764733
Yea it came out with some pretty funny shit.

>>81764733
Haha crazy wow thats so funny!!!

>>81764757
I like to live life on the edge but I'll give that a go next time. Over cooked the egg no runny yolk, life is suffering

8% of all government borrowing is solely to pay for foreigners on PIP...

>>81764789
Mumberg always said if you cook something long enough you'll kill all the bacteria so probably be alright

How would RNHS cope without international doctors

https://www.practo.com/consult/testicle-pain-if-no-ejaculation-i-am-27-old-married-male-i-feel-mild-testicle-pain-if-did-not-have-sex-or-musterbate/q

would you rather shag chika or poley? for me its chika even shagging poley probably would be a bit less gay

>>81764812
>>81764821
I'm a bit busy making important achievements and reaping rewards for any of that nonsense lad. Haven't you got anything better to do like play a video game?

>>81764812
>>81764821
>>81764829
stop posting this shit here pls

Half 10 on a Wednesday morning and he's thinking about sex with other men. What a mad lad, totally crazy dude, off his rocker, just what is he like.

>>81764838
Sorry lad you go right ahead and post more about shagging male personalities from /britfeel/

>>81764829
You're supposedly too busy to read that post (you did, or you wouldn't be seething), but not busy enough that you can't post drivel on 4chan.

Half 10 on a Wednesday morning and he's reading a post about sex with other men. What a mad lad, totally crazy dude, off his rocker, just what is he like.

>>81764829
>I'm a bit busy making important achievements and reaping rewards

>>81764847
I was being sarcastic lass. Do I need to do this so your millennial leddit brain gets it, /s.

Knocked back for me loan the bastids. It'll be in account of being a dosser of course. Discrimination. I've never missed a payment on anything in my life.

Me? I'd shag Ebin. Imagine the noises he makes when you push your throbbing penis into his rectum.

>>81764840
>Half 10 on a Wednesday morning and he's thinking about sex with other men

Let's see have we got everyone connected? New York, good morning, London, good morning, Tokyo, good evening, Shenzhen, good afternoon, Singapore, good evening, Glasgow.... no response, he's connected but no response, let's see his screenshare.....He's typing out a post on boards.4chan.org/r9k/thread/81759192... we'll ask him about that in a minute

As foretold, I had supernatural/apocalyptic fever dreamingtons in my sleep. Corrr. Best part of being unwell so it is. Love me plane crash dreams. Love me nuke dreams. Love me ghost dreams.

16 hours of dollies again, king?

>>81764879
That's why I love opiates. You get these intense vivid dreams without really being asleep. It a loverly

>>81764869
I wouldn't reccomend it, I have IBS flareups

You southern lads ready for the next heatwave?

>>81764884
I am the dolly, you bow to me.

>>81764888
Shan't be doing them. Never even had wrugs. Almost did once when I was impressionable but I pussied out. Next day my friend was all fucked up because of it, pale as a ghost and stuff. Glad I never bothered.

>>81764892
You're on strings little lid. Never forget that

Riled him up lol

>>81764891
Bring it
Got a fan in every room now. I'm sorted.

>>81764891
34/35 on Friday, corr

>>81764891
Heatwave is cancelled

Absolutely devastating dreamberg. I dreamt that years ago I had long e-mail conversations with a girl I fancied at the time and she fancied me. Then recently she'd sent me another message calling me love, sweetheart etc. Woke up thinking it was all real. The realisation seconds after that all of it was a dream, even the past e-mails, and my life is what it is has crushed me this morning.

Days gone is fiddy percent off on steam \o/, sale ends tomorrow.
Fucken gettin it.

I'm a changed man. Old me would have had breakfast and then played vidya the new me is having a few more hours on the sofa after breakfast, then vidya and ending the day with a nice wank.

>>81764917
you haven't even got the courage to talk to women face to face in your dreams lmfao

>>81764918
Me? Too old for video games.

Itchy lump under my arm. It's not looking good.

>>81764918
Corrrrr been wanting to play that for a while
Random trivia - the voice actor for the protagonist of that game is the same person as who plays the tank zombie in the first episode of the walking dead. It weird

>>81764928
>Itchy lump under my arm.
Mpox de lad it over

Chika has the highest net worth here I reckon

>>81764933
Hes the only one with a sugar daddy paying his living costs.

>>81764933
Highest IQ too.

>>81764938
Ruthmong has his parents that pay for everything.

Chika has a better life than you

>>81764944
Probably, he has sex and a job, I've never had either.

>>81764944
This but unironically desu senpai

>>81764933
Nah. Got 20 odd grand. Will definitely be people with more than that. And that's just money. Which is devalued with every day that passes. Got no crypto or gold or any of that. I'm practically on the breadline over here.

28 degrees this weekend, expecting many melted apus

Connected, undeniably.

>>81764929
Treat yourself and get it. It looks really good, and half price makes it worthwhile. 17 pound odd, not a big expense.

>>81764944
Oh definitely. We all do well in life x

>>81764933
Aren't you thinking of lollers? He's old money isn't he?

>>81764962
I probably will some time, too much on the old backlogshire as it is though.

>>81764969
His court cases cost him a lot of money I reckon

>>81764946
>Costa: completed
>Starbucks: completed
>Sainsbury: completed
>Gym: completed
>Who's garn bingo next week?

>>81764946
Thought you were a driver for a bit?

>>81764970
It'll go back to 30+ pounds tomorrow lad.

Thinking about arse a lot lately

>>81764986
Oh wait you're on about steam anyway. I got PS Plus, it's free on there.

>>81764977
Shockingly accurate

>>81764985
I do have a car and a Cat C licence oh aye

I posted some time ago about the family that had a complete spaz fit over me asking them for help in caring for my elderly neighbour. I've not heard from them (I blocked all their numbers) but I was talking to another neighbour outside the local shop and i told him what happened and he agreed with most of you that "fuck them, you dont want those sort of people in your life" which was nice.
Then he tells me he's going to Spain over Christmas, that's nice I say. Now, bearing in mind, the last 3 years i've looked after my neighbours cat, so me being me didn't get drunk, have a rottmaxxing christmas or a prozzie over... he asks me there and then to cook daily for a woman he knows while he's away (apparently he does this every day) for 3 weeks over Christmas, she's 92 and has dementia... I suggested they get professional carers in to cover, "nah the family dont want that theyll see her and put her in a home, can you do it"
It was all i could do not to laugh in his face, after i'd just told him what had happened.
People are taking the piss with me.
Thanks for reading my blog.

SSM five pints in before mid day. It sad.

>>81764991
>and a Cat C licence

Really fancing creating a spreadsheet and track data. But I don't know what to track.

>>81764999
one of my favourite /britfeel/ LARPs of all time, I hope you keep this one going

>>81765023
Track tripfag posts from this general

>IBS
Does Ebin wear a nappy? Surely we don't have two nappy-wearing /britfeel/ers

>>81765023
>Really fancing creating a spreadsheet and track data. But I don't know what to track.

Track your poos

>>81765036
nah I don't shit myself like that (usually) its just stomach ache, frequently changing bowel movements, discomfort all that sort of stuff. But if I avoid the foods that cause it then its not too bad, I was wiped out by those few days of eating beans so I've stopped.

I do stick a tissue on the front side cause I get some urine leakage and it'd smell too much if I let it drip into my boxers all day

>>81765035
Might do something with /britfeel/ yea. Tripfag posts. Dolly mentions. (You)s.

>>81764961
Just looked up the second video and got some Latin 20 seconds in, enjoyed that

ofcom are taunting us now arent they

>>81765044
Sounds like you qualify for PIP there de lad

Early lunch for me if that's alright with you my lads

>>81765056
I already get it, but didn't include the bowel things on it. I don't get full rate on mobility so can't get a car

>>81765050
Any news from them?

>>81764990
If you're paying monthly, it's not free, but I get what you're saying.

Fuck it gonna apply for every credit card and loan going and ruin my "credit score."

>Last day of early 30s

>>81765050
Has anything new happened on that front? Last I read is they were just investigating. Like anon said the other day, it will be at least a year until we actually get blocked, if it comes to that

>>81765030
I'm sure i'll have more to tell at some point, thanks for witnessing me.

>>81765074
Well yeah, but I always pay for the year anyway. Love wasting money me.

>>81765084
You get a year of mid 30's, before starting your late 30's arc.

Chika, be honest does gay sex smell and would a prison gay be disgusted by it? Think mensweat, anal sex smell and all that?

>>81765097
I'm coping by dividing the 30-39 into 30-32 early, 33-36 mid, 37-39 late. So I'm still mid.. for a few more months anyway.

Another birthday, another year down

He's pushing 40 and still on 4chan

Is turning 30 really that bad? I'll be 30 in a weeks. The thought of playing vidya and wanking every days seems tragic in your 30s. Might have to get some grown up hobbies

>>81765110
Well yeah a bit.
>Would a man who's not actually attracted to males be put off by this.
Yes sorry to tell you lid. I'm not the best person to ask though, my sense of smell isn't all that good.

>>81765126
>40 and still on 4chan

>>81765111
I'm confused, you said last day of early 30's, but your mid 30's will last a few more months?

>>81765126
>He's pushing 40 and still lives in the house he built.
You kids need to fuck off out and play on your bikes.

>>81765127
Are you entering wizarddom or have you at least shagged? I'm in my second year of wizard powers

>>81765127
Have you thought about picking up golf or gardening? Or perhaps fishing

>>81765138
That was someone else, appy polly loggies.

Fascinating creatures, though. Looks like a lady but really it's a man. I don't find them attractive, it's just confusing.

>>81765141
I've shagged but it's been a minute since I last had sex ngl.

>>81765127
learn a new Ianguage

>>81765117
when was your birthday lod

>>81765150
It's not a man, they're women. Ofcom says so.

>>81765127
>in a weeks

>>81765128
>my sense of smell isn't all that good.

>>81765126
>he's a kid spending his youth sad and alone on an ancient boomer anime website instead of partying with friends and girls

>>81765157
I thought that as soon as he said grown up hobbies too kek

>>81765157
How many have you learned?

>>81765158
oh its not for a couple of weeks

>>81765163
Didn't spot that. In 5 weeks

>>81765166
Why is this chad lol. Hindrance if anything.

>>81762758
What's wrong with enjoying the sun? Maybe they don't have a garden.

>>81765157
>French

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuPL_Bgmvvs

>SEASIDE UPDATE NEW HOBBY


seasideMARK got a new hobby getting out there on a bike Dee lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8CMVngCE-8

Easier to eat out a man's arse when you can't smell the shit stewing inside.

Now that the dust has settled we can all agree Nicola Roberts was by far the best looking member of Girls Aloud

>>81765183
Imagine SSM on a bike fucking kek

>>81765191
Objectively Cheryl Cole though wasn't it.

new live wet leg performance out

https://youtu.be/AzUHNjKMeV4

>>81765191
She always was, lad. She's also the best singer. Her solo album is a pop banger as well.

SSM won't last 10 minutes on a bike he'll be having heart attack

>>81765197
I'm enjoying Rhian's new wheyfu turboslut look but could do without the three long haired cucks hanging about.

SSM riding his new bike to cash generator for a cash injection

I was thinking about getting a bike too. Me and SSM on the same pageberg

Anal sex is so gross, don't understand why modern society is so obsessed with it

Another item he will sell for half the price after never using it

Need a loan to get a bike now. Fuck sake.

>>81765197
More of a Biffy Clyro guy myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMQQrq3Orxo

>>81765193
>>81765202
>>81765214
>>81765208

SSM has a bicycle in his bungalow

Wonder why it's always the same girl in Basshunter music videos. It sorta kino.

>>81765217
It upsidedown world.

fat bloke on a bike

>>81765205
One of them is Hesters (the other shy womans) boyfriend. Rhian dates a "non-binary" person, think its a woman because she says she thought she was straight until she met them.

>>81765197
Reckon them lads are all gangbanging Rhian while Hester goons her clit in the corner with a mask on?

>>81764891
Christ no. Going to be spending all day laying on the tiled floor of the kitchen with an ice back. Hate the heat.

>>81765226
Yeah an exercise bike.

never heard of wet leg

>>81765242
well I don't think so, hester seems quite conservative and shy and dates one of the mopheads

So what are you lot going to do about the age verification for adults sites starting next month?

I'll probably have to go back to torrenting porn, but it's a big fucking inconvenience.

>>81765238
They've always been members of the band just not officially. Not sure what's changed for them to promote Rhian as the main image of the band when previously they were heavily promoting it as a duo.

your new boat fred
>>81765253
>>81765253

I was going to buy myself a bike from Halfords but its so confusing, mountain bike or "hybird" bike?

>>81765197
I had a good listen to their first album yesterday, I enjoyed 80% of it, but some songs were a bit meh. Quite liking maungetout.
I still think chaisse lounge is my favourite song of theirs.
>>81765224
NTA but, I really like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOAIjELrPng
>>81765246
Best song, IMO.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd9jeJk2UHQ

>>81765252
Just use a VPN like they do in every other country with censorship?

>>81765086
>Like anon said the other day, it will be at least a year until we actually get blocked, if it comes to that
sound like cope, they'll just tag 4chan onto the existing blocks for download sites and streaming sites

>>81765259
Depends on the terrain. Mountain bikes are often heavier and bulkier. If you're not gonna be on really rough surfaces constantly, a hybrid is probably better.

>have to walk down to post office to get cash for my driving lesson
>it's in the end of my suburb that makes post invasion iraq look appealing
>streets absolutely covered in rubbish
>sunflower seed shells everywhere
>audi
>audi
>audi
>bmw
>audi
>merc
>jag
>guy unironically listening to HOW CAN I BE HOMOPHOBIC MY BITCH IS GAY in a mazda SUV
>abled bodied men on mobility scooters
>people sat on their front door stoops chatting all day

makes you think

>>81765217
about 10 years ago when I said anal sex was basically on par with scat, and eventually scat itself would become normalised I was ridiculed, but we are already halfway there now with rimming

>>81765284
IF you don't like da Yookay ya know where da door is mandem, you ain't getting yo country back.
Nuh uh, ya can't have dat.