Thread 82399049

Pick your poison, lads. The Japanese cum in all shapes or sizes.

britfeel ghoster goes zoom in the wacky raceyes?

corrrr, a shippy edish

David Brent was based on Shippy's childhood in the office of a baked beans factory.

>>82399078
i don't know shippy and my post is unoriginal

>>82399078
>David Brent was based on Shippy's childhood in the office of a baked beans factory.
:o

i'd be lying if i said i didn't envy sexlass. it's not the parties, or the shagging, or the youthful high jinks. it's that 7g bag, while i'm struggling to get a single gram.

>>82399069
>corrrr, a shippy edish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c18441Eh_WE

And then Shippy walked into the break room, opened up a tin of cold beans and shouted WAZZZUUUUUUUUUP!?

>>82399059
bottom left please very lickable

>>82399069
Why is he wearing a tie though

>>82399167
He came straight from work de lad

They used to call me "little lad" not anymore.

>>82399196
I started the little lad gimmick, kek.

>>82399223
Is that your big achievement in life?

>>82399258
One of them I reckon, yeah. That and the AI images of Eva's arse worms.

had a bame doctor's finger up my shitter about an hour ago

>>82399298
Grim. Had a cute female doctor touch my willy before. Had to stop myself getting a hard on. Most sexual contact I've ever had with a grown woman. She asked would I prefer if a male doctor did it and I laughed.

Can't believe what's become of are Helper. Being Tarnished ain't been kind.

>>82399323
Thought that was James Gandolfini for a moment there.

>anti-immigrant chavvy girls who probably watched grooming gang documentaries conspire to make up story
>tell police he sexually assaulted them
>no DNA of any girl on his hands
>no CCTV evidence

Guilty on all charges. If enough people hate you, you will end up in prison. All that coverage and disorder too probably influenced the judge to make the decision on finding him guilty on everything. The government simply doesn't want any excuse for another riot so they put him away to rot in jail.

Thoughts?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c864l3yqzq7t

>>82399339
RIP you big fat beautiful bastard.

>>82399342
>Thoughts?
nice race bait x

Not sure if I should enquire further about the 'AI images of Evas arse worms'

>>82399388
Wish I saved the images they were pretty funny.

dont give a shit about no immigrant shite but LEVY HAS LEFT TOTTENHAM
thats the bigger news where the fuck did that come from, fucker looked immovable

>>82399183
Van drivers on minimum wage don't wear ties

>>82399373
Look I hate dinghy lads but I don't like seeing another innocent man put away. Female lies and the government not wanting more social disorder from low iq mongs is the reason he was found guilty. No one will care though because most of Britain is racist.

>>82399457
>No one will care though because most of Britain is racist.
thanks for verifying it was race bait x

>>82399441
He isn't a van driver. He delivers cars

Never done a hard day's work in her life. Take a look at her laughing knowing she will never do some shitty little construction job that men do. Females will suffer when more young men stop working.

inceltard is off, again

>>82399087
how come you're struggling lad?

>>82399491
too busy spamming these threads with inane postie shit to actually put in an effort on getting anything

>>82399487
Give him a min and he'll swap to a different persona to get attention

Sweating like crazy atm despite doing fuck all, strange

>>82399522
if you live within 45 mins of hudds i will bring you some
serious offer

>>82399547
>shite weather all morning
>weather app telling me its nothing but stormy rain all day
>go out for a walk after work
>bright sunshine and warm while I'm dressed for rain
Fucking liars now I'm sweating my bollocks off.

>>82399487
He's right, though. Women don't do shit jobs because they know they men are desperate for a bit of pussy. Now that sex is unreachable for many men, especially those in these "boring" jobs, men will no longer see a need to contribute any labour. Feminist women keep going on about some fantasy world without men like they're going to step up and do all these shitty jobs.

>>82399558
>He's
uh huh, sure chief

Just got back from that leisure centre. Yeah, I went to that gym, yeah I went in that jacuzzi and that sauna and that steamroom. Chilling out for a bit now then garn arcades. Oh aye x

Wifeberg wants a dog. I said I can lick her fanny more if she's that desperate. She's not best pleased with me reet now.

>>82399610
>hey babe can we get a dog?
>"YJK"
>huh?

the death of armani has caused a ruckus at anon towers. one apu said he was and old boomer and full rick is the way to go and the othe argued that armanis deconstruction of the suit was groundbreaking and copied to this day, then of course that one apu interjects to say he just buys his a primark as its all the same. three spack attacks at once. had to give them a calming banana each

>>82399610
One might say you're in the doghouse teehee

Packers of fudge

Craig David is now doing just eat ads. Did Bo Selecta really fuck his career that badly?

>>82399630
corr proper jokes hour now

>>82399643
Snoopy D O double Gizzle did one as well. They must pay a big bag.

Watching the townsends on YouTube and sometimes this big lad appears. There's no way he could afford to be that fat in 1700s America. He would have to be very rich to get that big back then.

>>82399558
Sex isn't unreachable for most men

Drinkin wine and feelin fine.

"God the father" is a murderous, demonic entity. Rightly put to shame by the divine Christ.

>>82399665
At least it's a white actor

Fucking hell it's quiet. What you all doing?

>>82399721
Just crossing off some things for my trip to Newcastle soon. 25 quid from London by coach. Not bad. Not bad at all.

>>82399721
Playing vidya, and posting in /sci/ /o/ an /ck/

>>82399721
playing footie manager mate

>>82399768
I heard it's alright up there. Never been. You going for any particular reason?
>>82399770
>>82399774
Noice

>>82399792
Just going to see my online girlfriend.

>>82399651
Snoop will do anything for a bag of cash

>>82399806
First meeting? I'd go careful lad. I heard women from Sunderland in particular only care about 2 things; chicken dippers and blue drink.

>>82399491
>>82399550
think it's just Royal Mail, will see tomorrow. but cheers for the offer.
a pal usually has some in and she might sell/give it to me, but she knows i'm trying to kick it. don't want to get into addict snake shit with mates.

>>82399768
bloomin heck, it's September already.

hope you enjoy your trip. don't really have any suggestions, besides check out the High Level Bridge too. not only was it in the film Get Carter, but people have to qualms covering concrete slabs in interesting graffiti. the voice of the streets..

>>82399768
>>82399891
Newcastle is such a good, underrated city

Me? I did cocaine regularly with some lads and though I enjoyed the instant sobering from drinking alcohol and talking shite. I saw that it brought out the inner psycho a bit too much in me and the people I was around.
Example, we're all out having a good night, drinking snorting, mates girlfriend comes up to me and starts asking me just inane questions. Whatever, answer them with the quick bullshit enabler of the powder, however I can see him staring me out from behind her. She fucks off and we crack on the night.
Never asked him what that was about, just kept my distance but she approached me and he looked like he was gunna gut me.
So that expierience plus the fact I might've been the only fucker chipping in, and everyone else was just hanging around for another line - Yeah I'll let the psychos keep snorting until they fuck their lives up. That and one of them tried to break my door down because I was having a shit and wasnt answering the door quick enough.

Dont get me wrong, sometimes I really feel like I want a line but I heard some wise words once "if you can imagine yourself without it, do you really need it?".

Why would you want to visit Newcastle?

>>82399910
Have you ever been lad? It's a great city

wanking to doujinshis on nhentai tbqh

Cocaine was the one drug my dad told me I should never do.
He said it was because coke was for losers and I should do better drugs if I was gonna bother drugging up.

>>82399916
the whole north is a shithole

Anyone tried them black pudding and apple sausages from Morrison's? Fucking proper bangin

>>82399927
You didn't answer my question de lad

>>82399918
Love cocaine me i really do, not allowed to take it anymore though

couple of arcade bars in Newcastle now. NQ64 and Four Quarters.

never been but they look fun. probably an ideal internet gf date.

>>82399934
Different poster and no I haven't been.

>>82399768
Fuck me that picture is dull. Every single city in the UK is dreary as fuck. Not worth the time or effort to visit.

>>82399918
Your dad is half right. It's for losers but makes you feel like a winner. Wow a couple of hours + prolonged snorthing to feel like you can do anything.
But how do you feel when thats taken away, is your life still a fucking mess? Are you really winning? It's not sustainable unless you're a rockstar, but its the closest you'll feel to being one.

All the deanos are on it. Makes em feel tough, but its a crutch and its an income loss that they cant afford. Hoes and fake friends will show up just to have a little go. It's classy but its crack.

Better to just go to the gym, more sustainable and beneficial.

>>82399944
hate the arcades where they charge you a lot for tokens to play on the games

luv arcains in liverpool you pay a tenner or so at the door and stay there as long as you want and play all the games you like
i went on a date there once and it was lovely

>>82399927
Brown coded post

>>82399918
for my dad it was weed. he was a workaholic, his brother was a workshy stoner dosser, one of those things i didn't realise until i was older.

he'd given weed and shrooms a go in the 80s, hated em, sticking to his drink. when my brother become a massive cokehead, it was just so alien to him. not sure if/when working class northerns had access to coke as the norm.

>>82399985
>for my dad it was weed
My "cocaine sucks" dad loved dope, he grew up in that "chill out maaaan" era of the UK so he was a fan. We still find dope in some of his old vinyl just lodged in the grooves.
Think he was more of a trippy drug man than a hype up drug man. He'd tried nearly every drug bar shit like heroin (or so he admits).

British feeling.

Chika lives in Newcastle, that's all I need to know.

stop stalking me its fucking weird
ive not posted since my ban
this is my only trip i havent used 4chan since my ban too

Back from my second round, didn't take long desu

>>82399972
oh aye these seem to be tokens. that's shit, i thought they'd be making money off the drinks.

few years ago the Life Centre (science museum) did a big games exhibition. a ton of old consoles/computers running games, arcade cabinets, pinball machines. all free, you just paid for the museum ticket.
(all very educational, mind you.)

>>82399985
Weed isnt so bad, but its the frequency. If you can have a spliff a month its not a problem, its the smoking everyday + the strength of marijuanna these days. You gotta be careful, I dont think stoner and dosser are one in the same - I reckon mental health issues + dependency on drugs is usually the problem. Alcohol is far worse than weed. Again though its the frequency, if you drink every day youre an alcoholic if you smoke weed everyday youre a "stoner", these two things need to be looked at as the same. It's a dependancy.

Trouble is because the "stoners" liver isnt falling out their body they dont recognise it as a problem but you're no different to the alcoholic glugging his vodka like a baby bottle.

me? I dont like drink, I become the wrong type of person if I have a few drinks. Some people are alright with drinking, it just dont work with me so I stay away from it.

The IBIZA FINAL BOSS is from Newcastle too. Legend there

>>82400024
nobody is stalking you. i guess someone reverse image searched a picture, and found it was a TikTok poster you followed, NOT you...?

i can't even see if/where you said you were eva6, or if you're someone else entirely. it's all very silly.

>>82399944
>ideal internet gf date.
this is facts... i take well loads of girls there
just kidding but have been on my own

Miss HHL me. Threads just haven't been the same have they.

>>82400024
You are one of BritNormie's characters, fuck off

>>82400069
Yeah been much better.

i still get mentioned from time to time
also idek who greg is he did not create me with "bN" in some discord server
i already explained who i am and why i did it
like 98% of the people here are weird
>>82400080
this got posted as i was typing
idk who this is bro

>>82400088
You and Fat Greg came up with the whole thing you perfidious Glaswegian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iBHhhL9tIs
who is GREG bro fuck off

>>82400049
yeah weed just isn't for me, messes with my head, but maybe that's fine. most everyday smokers i know seem to see it as a problem rather than a "dude weed lmao" lifestyle.
>the strength of marijuanna these days
this too, for a while it was all about skunk, like it's a competition? and now spice is insane? what if people just want to chill out a bit...?
like with drink, if people can moderate and have a good time, that's great. i don't think either should be illegal, that's daft.

best of luck to >>82398175-san in the last thread.

I AM NOT IAN BRANDON BRITNORMIE!

>>82400111
this is the 2% of not weird people here that i liked
they know ball

>>82400088
if you're eva6 you also said people were actually nice to you one-to-one on Discord.
you've also said you're 16.

besides, you've been replaced: >>82397551

>>82400116
Look, people only cared about you because they thought you had female genitalia. You do not. So no one gives a fuck. Hope you understand.

real women dont come here idiots
if they do theyre chopped as shit
ur better off plapping some hag at the #hive bar

wow a junkie roastie what a replacement
i think i remember why i dont like this place

>>82400135
right, well. good luck with CAMHS.

>>82400143
AM NO A JUNKIE

Dunno who this prick is but he's already proven to be a whingy shit of little worth.

>>82400135
That isn't true I met my wife here

>>82400151
i got diagnosed with aspergers tbf

>>82400173
so it was YOU who took Yanklass from us.

i was a fan of the eva6 character to be honest

>>82400190
Only cos you thought they might show vag
Turns out there's only cock down there

>>82400180
No my wife is another woman who used to post here back in the day.

the moid urge to pit fictional women against each other

>>82400176
You're more ASPD than aspie desu you still mystified about why people are sad when their friends die?

How I Woke Up as a 36 Year Old Loser! (And How You Can Avoid It)

The sociopath urge to mask as autistic

>btw im a girl
>actually im a tranny lol lmao
>btw im aspergers
hmmm

>>82400260
why not all 3?
they work, you know

NHS hasn't used term aspergers since 2013,it's not a diagnosis here now

>>82400269
pathological liar suits better

>>82400269
You are not a good person. You hurt Blad very badly.

>>82400278
i am a pathological liar
>>82400273
i lied i wasnt diagnosed with aspergers i was diagnosed with aspd
thats the truth i swear!!!111!!!11
>>82400282
where is everyone tho like corssy hhl and blad

you know, if i made better choices in life, i'd be on track to becoming a school counsellor right now.

for some reason, today is one of the days i do not regret my mistakes.

eva tried to get into the bladee concert with fake ID and got denied

>>82400292
>corssy
Stopped posting
>hhl
Banned
>blad
Posts anon still, I think

>>82400317
>sorry sir, the female picture on your ID looks nothing like you

>>82400282
Blad is a Shoutanon character you imbecile.

>>82400322
hhl banned for what
>>82400323
not a word of a lie when i get shit delivered the brown guy at the door calls me love like the wya you would for girls

>>82400330
Keep coping with these lies mate, I'm sure it'll pay off.

>>82400330
No word of a lie, I have had over 1000 ecstacy tablets

Shippy, crossy, chika, lollers, kind of blad, kind of HHL all stopped posting here within the same month

>>82400347
thank fuck for that really

Making every night an emo night recently, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIzOd-2RNGU

I think dvdlad has cut it right down too

You bunch of wankers drove off all the good tripfaggots.

beautiful foid eva leaves and every namefag moid disappears

toilberg routine:
>office at 7am
>have a 30 minute shit
>fill water bottle
>do an hour and a half of work, get bored
>go the tesco to get 2x 40p porridge pots, combine them together
>stick on a documentary to watch whilst I eat my porridge
>do a bit more work whilst doing a bit of internet browsing
>heat up my lunchlingtons
>eat lunchlingtons then go for a walk
>around 1
>sort of do some work but not really, will be listening to youtube stuff
>take some random walks around, some piss breaks, water filling breaks etc
>line managerberg leaves around 2
>aim to bunk off 30 minutes later

back breaking my job oh aye, might read tomorrow, perhaps do some job browsing dunno

And ebin as well
>>82400370
No, more recently. August.

>>82400376
when you doss that hard, is the pay any good?
I assume you only get away with that shit when really they dont sink that much dosh into you

hey it's me, pee girl

>>82400370
You not got important work to do being admin on your online tiktok friends discord server? Kek

hey it's me, poo girl

think Crossy's last post was 5 days ago: >>82343599
HHL has posted off-trip in the past few days.
Blad is around, posted on his trip to confirm yesterday.
wouldn't even be surprised if Chika is still skulking around.

rumours of their deaths have been greatly exaggerated.

>>82400390
>>82400400
>t. males

>>82400406
This is cope lad, I appreciate the attempt though

>>82400409
>t. vomitfag

Why won't postlad step up to the plate and make a trip?

>>82400389
Lad here's my routine:

>Get up at 9am approx
>Walk dog, drink coffee, shower
>Go to home office
>Start work about 11
>Get two hours done. Three when busy
>Eat lunch
>On thursday have a one hour meeting
>Doss around the rest of the day

I made 220k last year. Not a typo

>>82400412
not cope, just facts.
...except Chika. yeah, that's pure cope ;_;

>>82400421
Sure take your word for it mate, that definitely adds up.

>>82400421
kys fag
now please?

What's DVDlad's favourite Lynch film

>Nadine Dorries has sensationally defected to Nigel Farage's Reform party and declared: 'The Tory Party is dead.'

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

long way from home..
lost by an echo
id never have known
ive got pictures to prove i was there
but you dont care x

>>82400420
because i would go mad with power.

*has his NHS appointed piss pup piss on the ruins of "helpers world"*

Why does postmong think he's too good to be a tripfag?

Heres my day
>wake up at 10am
>make a nice coffee
>sit down at my PC and read the latest
>play some video games
>go for a walk
>eat lunch
>repeat what i did earlier, maybe a evening walk
>repeat the next day
>wait for my bennies each month
it ain't easy but its honest work

>>82400426
Yeah it's tough for people to believe, I can understand that. I've been working in this field for a long time and obviously didn't start out like this. Reaping the rewards now for doing 60 hour weeks in my 20s earning fuck all

also, because i have posted ITT alone:
- city/location
- (former) job/education
- crimes

you can be too para about these things. but you can also be too daft.

>>82400389
nawh does it fuck, civil service so abysmal pay, which Is why I dont bother to lift a finger

just tested some of my lunchlingtons for toilberg and oh my I am in for a treat, incredibly tasty, will put me in a nice afternoon food coma whilst I proceed to do absolutely nothing

>>82400471
What is it lad? Give us the details

>>82400454
what is it tho, 220 is ridiculous, highest ive seen on job sites is 130k

>>82400483
Yeah you won't find that kind of thing on job sites. I'm a self-employed advertising consultant. The 220 includes various performance related bonuses etc.

>>82400479
some might say its shit but its beef ive seasoned very nicely with some couscous and raw spring onion and a bit of sourdough, it might not be for you but it is for me and if its not for you, it is for me because it is for me, but it might not be for you.

>>82400505
Sounds like it would be for me actually, enjoy lad

>>82400502
>A self-employed advertising consultant in the UK can expect to earn a wide range of salaries, with freelance marketing consultants averaging around 71,000 per year according to Glassdoor, though this can vary significantly based on experience, client base, niche, and location. While some consultants may earn less than 30,000, experienced professionals with a strong client portfolio can command salaries of 100,000 or more.

and you just so happen to make double?

>To be in the top 1% of adult earners in the UK, you need a personal taxable income of at least 160,000 to 216,000 annually,

so youre literally in the top one percent of all earners in the united kingdom and youre posting in fucking britfeel?

>>82400524
Yeah, I've been doing it a long time and I suppose I'm a bit of an outlier in my field. I work with clients in the US which boosts the pay a bit.

coming onto britfeel to brag about your salary around a bunch of neets

>>82400505
sounds very lush lad.

>>82400539
do you live in a proper fancy house and drive a nice car? cor

>>82400542
Not him but why not?
Good for him to be honest.

dont need 220k me. happy with me 800 a month from the bennies. i can buy everything i ever wanted.

i'm flushing excretions you've never heard of down toilets you'd never understand

>>82400570
Yeah we've got a nice place in a posh area, victorian, blonde sandstone, high ceilings and all that. I moved to London when I was 18 and always lived in cities, so never bothered to learn to drive, but I'm learning now. My wife has an electric Mini that I've had a go of and it's a lot of fun. Probably when I get a licence I'll just drive that, it's a bit poofy but it's a great car and we don't really need two

dont think I'll ever earn enough to even have a sprog

>>82400592
What do you spend your money on lid?

>>82400624
gaming pc, a ps5, food, petrol for me car. don't need more than that x

>>82400542
>your salary
howdy y'all, biggest salary i got was in the thrift store at the mall, worked as a clerk (pronounced 'clerk') before i got fired.

>>82400542
Sorry lad feel a bit bad now, wasn't trying to be like that. More bragging about how little I do, if anything, which is more palatable when you think that many of you do even less than I do

>>82400602
Not interested in any of that desu. Congrats on being an NPC I guess

>>82400601
actually made me lol
all right, you're the new eva

>>82400635
what the fuck is it supposed to be called then

me? supposedly get 2225 a month but the government scalp in total 537 quid off me so im left with 1688 (before rent and food) oh it is grim, this is why I dont lift a finger during working hours.

Hmmmmmm drughub is down again, hoping this is just a sustained ddos because tor.taxi only has one other reliable site and I only moved to this one a couple of months ago. Bloody fed up of it tbqh, all I want is to buy drugs online, is that really so much to ask?

Postlad where do you get yours from? After archetyp I chose drughub even if it is a ballache to log in using my PGP key every time.

>>82400640
Nah it makes sense for neets to do nothing. It's kinda shameful for an alleged "working man" to be bone idle desu. I don't see that as something to brag about.

>>82400640
bragging about how LITTLE you do? and we do 'even less'...?
some posters here work their hardest every day just to STAY ALIVE, lad. been bullied to suicide their whole lives.

>>82400635
Is this bait? Salary is used in the uk mong

>>82400641
Calling him an NPC is fucking hilarious coming from you lot lmao. Genuinely gave me a good laugh there cheers de lid.

>>82400647
wages

>>82400675
salary isnt an american word is it?

>>82400675
You are trying too hard. Every job I've had after my first temp job through an agency, was salaried.

>>82400661
>It's kinda shameful for an alleged "working man" to be bone idle desu

pay me more and I'll stop lazing around, I'm perfectly capable of graft, used to be a nature reserve ranger and I did all sorts of physical work and I enjoyed it and believed in it, now? fuck it, shit wages sat behind a desk, cant go back to neeting but I stand in solidarity with them

>>82400683
i suppose some London bankers might have a 'salary'? but they also pick up a grilled cheese for lunch.

>B b but I get bennies and I'm not a slave.
LOOOOOOOOL

( Alright I'm done now. Enjoy your late night you sad sacks)

>>82400695
what on earth are you going on about mate

>>82400695
No, even my mong tier call centre jobs had a salary. Do you even work?

>>82400704
Sorry I hurt your feelings doll

>>82400672
Wouldn't worry about him lad he hasn't actually ever had a proper job so he's assuming a bunch of dumb shit.

Is this the same mong who pretended he doesn't know the word latina

>>82400708
good job getting your wages at the end of the month, anon.
>Do you even work?
no.

>>82400695
Guarantee you don't work. You couldn't be employed in the UK and be this wrong.

>>82400728
i'm just saying, if i had to specifically refer to a Spanish person, i'd say 'Spanish person'. 'Spaniard' sounds weird.

if it's a boy/man, is it 'Latino'?

>>82400733
So you think America invented the word for that?

>>82400728
>latina
howdy y'all, biggest latina i ever met was at taco bell, worked the drive-thru like a queen before she vanished into the guac. everyone kept calling her "latina" like it was her superhero name.

Filipino
Filipina
Latino
Latina

>>82400740
Lad if you have used internet pornography any time in the last 30 years you know the word latina stop being dense >>82400756

Ruth's wet fanny

>>82400751
no, and i even think 'salary' is used here, on paper. and i do genuinely believe some younger/more middle-class jobs will even use it in conversation. like how they have 'portfolios' and 'capital', instead of 'savings'. sure thing.

but in everyday conversation, on a message board? your barber doesn't have a 'salary'. he has a wage. he gets wages. what wages is he on?

>>82400740
Me too, but if someone says latina I know what they mean

put another way, it's like 'apartment' over 'flat'.
apartment is a word here. buildings can be split into apartments. you'll find old texts that call them that.

but the way it's used in place of 'flat', e.g. you're getting a 'studio apartment' rather than a flat or a bedsit, that's new. even if the term itself isn't (exclusively) an Americanism. that's certainly where it's came from, even if the next generation grows up with it as the norm (semantic change innit).

>>82400367
he's the one always going on about JAV and japanese women

>>82400629
Do you have a flat or live with your parents?

>>82400794
When were you last employed?

I get paid tonight lovely.

i only use british slang on britfeel

guy who can only describe women through the lens of porn categories

Good R&R was it not

All rootkit scanningtons came back clean as well, yuge peace o' mind there

>>82400781
Actually having a good lol at how much of a pleb you are. Every single office worker has a salary, of course a barber doesn't, in the same way someone working in tesco doesn't. Everyone with a Monday to Friday 9 to 5 job will refer to it as their salary. Just because you don't have any exposure to the middle classes doesn't mean they don't exist you idiot.

>>82400819
What you doing?

>>82400816
are you a real girl OMFG

>>82400823
It's not even just the middle class. When i started in the call centre through an agency yeah it was wages. When I got a permanent contract and went from being paid weekly by an agency to monthly through the business it's a salary as the contract says. All office jobs are salaried unless they're temp, agency etc. Even then they will have people doing the same job for a salary.

yep it friday tomorroh x

>>82400808
IMF, you're just trying to wind me up for the sake of it. that has nothing to do with what we're discussing.

Footmong is fucking doing cold calls for minimum wage and I have no doubt he's on a salary.

>>82400819
corrr there's one avenue for paranoia you've expunged from your life, lad.

shame about the other thing.

footmong called my cellular and it came up as spam so i just rejected it

>>82400847
No I'm just curious stop being weird. No point being ashamed on britfeel lad was it in the last decade or not?

might go to Notting Hill Carnival
"excuse me, since you're an ebony, could i ask what country you're from?"

I'll be 100 percent honest with you lids for once. I have been posting here for at least 10 years and my only gimmicks have been DVDlad and a brief Camilla Cabello gimmick that didn't last long. In between I have made a lot of the posts about Lee Hoyland and Alexander Gordon Jahans.
I've seen many trips come and go over the years, sometimes the general is fast, sometimes it's slow. Always full of endearing spackers that make me come crawling back like a heroin addict.

>>82400864
are you suggesting my grasp of the English language itself is dated by 10+ years, simply because i do not have friends?

i used to be VERY social.

>>82400873
do you want a merit badge or something lad?

>>82400844
Phwoar good phenokino this

Only Chaddington may access this for breeding purposes

(Or Jerome, as indicated by the trashy tatoo on her arm)

>>82400890
Don't get why you're so precious about saying your last job on a thread full of the terminally unemployed but okay

>>82400873
Fuck me you love fat spastics do you?

I'll be 100 percent honest with you lids for once. I have been posting here for at least 10 years and my only gimmicks have been Crossmong and a brief eva6 gimmick that didn't last long. In between I have made a lot of the posts about HHL and Shippy the Nonce.
I've seen many trips come and go over the years, sometimes the general is fast, sometimes it's slow. Always full of endearing spackers that make me come crawling back like a heroin addict.

I regret to inform you I will be dressing up in a blonde wig tomorrow night and sucking an older man off in his car

OH MYY DAYS X

>>82400903
are you saying i'm sensitive, too touchy to maintain friendships? i've had friends. lovers, even.

>>82400914
While he's driving or back seat action or you going to a hotel?

>>82400913
>been Crossmong
>come crawling back like a heroin addict.

it's too real

>>82400914
Sounds hot as fuck if you're into that

is road head even a thing here? i thought about it the other day and realised the passenger would just be blocking the gears. i'd find it quite stressful

>>82400897
Nah, just dispelling some rumours if that's okay with you de lid?
>>82400910
Have to say I really do. Most SCEA the most tbqh.
>>82400913
IMPOSTER!

>>82400971
would he have to suck the urine out of your vagina storage, then you trade places and suck him off?

>>82400937
No I'm saying if somebody is british and didn't know salary is a common word I'm curious when they last worked for context as on the face of it that sounds like you've lived in a cave since you left school. It's really not that deep.

>>82400971
Probably have to do it on the motorway when you're not changing gear or in an automatic. Personally I like holding hands when I'm driving, or putting my hand on her thigh

DVDlad given your unique position of lore-master AND media literati, why the fuck is everyone here transgender?

i know it's 4chan, i know what weeaboos are like. but still.

>>82400779
We call it a tuppence round these parts

>>82400971
Dunno most of us are sexless virgins. There's a spot in my area known for dogging though.

>>82400988
right, well good job shifting the topic to something completely unrelated. it's not even any of your business whether i have friends, let alone a wife and kids. i was just talking about vocabulary.

>>82400980
Hope SCEA is alright

>>82400995
Not sure, as a fellow autistic myself I definitely think that plays a factor. A lot of troons seem to also be autistic. Now I like dressing up female characters and have a feminine side, get off on wearing women's clothes but at no point have I ever thought of trooning.

Wages = hourly pay, paid at an hourly rate
Salary = pay for a year of full time labour, paid at a flat rate

Not difficult lads

DVDlad wears skirts sometimes

>>82401034
>DVDlad wears skirts sometimes
Haven't we all?

>>82401028
Dunno what that other lad is on about, I'm NEET but have heard my siblings say salary before.

So which one of you is Ruthmong?

>>82401021
Similar story here lad, find wearing women's clothes to be erotic but would never want to live as a woman full time. And certainly not as a woman with a body that has gone through male puberty, that sounds awful

>>82401008
Quite strange and a little suspicious desu that you're so scared to even vaguely say something about whether you last worked 5 years ago or 10 years ago on a thread where people are openly idle anyway. What are you ashamed about here?

>>82400984
he'd be k holed before we swapped places

>>82401008
Are you a glowie or something? Never seen anyone be this weird and evasive about this on britfeel

>>82401034
Yeah I do, it's purely for sexual reasons though. I like women's tights and pantyhose as well as skirts and dresses. Don't know what it is, but it just excites me. If I could have a woman dress me up like a woman (I have long hair too) I think I would be very happy. Never gonna happen though, not in the cute anime way I want anyway.

i want to sniff a girls pubic

>>82401063
You'd be surprised about how many women are into it lad. I've brought the idea up to four girlfriends over the years. Three of them were right up for it

I'll be 100 percent honest with you lids for once. I have been posting here for at least 10 years and my only gimmicks have been blad and a brief Yanklass gimmick that didn't last long. In between I have made a lot of the posts about febreze and anal.

>>82401077
Really? I barely leave the house and have never had a GF so it seems very unattainable for me to even have a basic GF. Also I think being in a relationship would trigger my spackerness too much and I'd just hate it. I'd be a terrible boyfriend.

Going to bed desu. Estimated volume 130 tomorrow
>tfw no gf to deliver my big package to

>>82400897
Remember merit badges. Kin ell. Who else here was in cubs/scouts.

>>82401096
Yeah I get what you mean, my first relationship was insanely triggering and painful. Couldn't cope with it emotionally really, she was also a bit mental which didn't help. As I got older and more experienced it got easier and I'm in a really chilled out secure relationship now with no real drama

There was nothing to stop you just buying the badges in the shop and getting your mum to sew them on even if you'd done fuckall for it. Doesn't cross your mind though. Kids naturally view the world with honour that goes away as you "grow up".

>>82401053
STOP BEING EVERY FUCKING POSTER HERE

>>82401111
we got them in school lad

>>82401119
They would be worthless as a lie though, it's not like you can get a job with them. They only have value when they are earned

>>82401111
I always thought that was an American thing. Know a few lasses who did Brownies or whatever though. Not sure what the fuck they got up to.
>>82401112
Sounds nice. Really I'd just like to lose my virginity at this point. Passed 30 hill now so it's all back down from now on. Still don't feel like seeking out a prostitute. If it was legal and regulated I probably would. Maybe I should call in to Amsterdam when I'm next at the metal festival, though I go with my mum so probably not.

>>82401111
hi B, nice 1s.
i was in beavers/cubs/scouts. but my mother said the scouts were too rough for me. so i dropped out before graduating from the scouts.

>>82401127
its a pee girl world and you're just living in it x

>>82401140
I think it started in america but we had it in our school. Beavers kek. In cubs the leaders were named after jungle book characters. I don't even know who those people were, they just turned up at our school in the evening. You can definitely see how it can become noncey.

>>82401092
>>82401141
Not me. Although I was in cubs and scouts, all let go kicked out because I was that naughty kek. Also people in this thread impersonating me. Why?

>>82401140
I wouldn't do it in Amsterdam mate. From what I hear it's pretty soulless, mechanical and basically feels like a scam. If you are going down that road I'd find someone who does proper "girlfriend experience" and has good reviews, advertises she'll look after inexperienced lads etc. Would cost a lot more but be a lot better.

>>82401155
>black leader
>named after baloo
Ruh roh.

When you're a child you have a sense of justice where you know when things are fair and unfair even though you've not thought about it consciously. But some kids it seems like they're just born as bad bastards from the start. What's that all about?

Are we that starved of dollies we are impersonating them now? fuckin ell.

>>82401165
Yeah I briefly looked at Adult Work and that a year or two ago and there wasn't very exciting me. A lot of bimbo types and sad foreign lasses who look like they've been trafficked. Also worry it's some sort of scam or PSNI sting. Seems easier in England and big cities like London.

>>82401180
Saw one in my area for 100 pound that comes over to your house. Fuckin hell she must be gagging for it.

"Nice sensitive guys" turn out to be weird sex pests in private though. It's not a case of being a well behaved kid or not because some only learn to follow the rules so they can break them or because they're scared of being found out.

>>82401169
Happened quickly after they stopped posting, grim init

>>82401180
I was about to say that London is the place for that. I've never done it myself but had a look whe horny and definitely seems like the good ones are concentrated there. Big money though, but I'd rather pay 300 for a good experience with a warm and friendly pro than go to Amsterdam and get ripped off for 60 euro and a terrible humiliating time with someone who openly distains you

>>82400805
>or live with your parents?
Live with the mummy and daddy. We get along so it's not an issue x

>>82401184
It seems like they usually charge more for outcalls but they don't all do it. A neutral hotel room seems better but probably way more expensive too. I'd love to just find a NEET lass as autistic as me who also wants to lose their v card but that's too much like something out of a film to be real.
You ever contemplated it yourself?

>>82401207
Yes. I don't have the confidence to do it. Mum and brother are going to a wedding next year and I will have the house to myself for 3 days. Have thought about it a few times.

>>82401200
None of this shit ever really bothered me but since turning 30 I'm suddenly really craving it and as a result seem to have just been watching more and more porn.
>>82401224
Kek, I've thought about doing it when my parents are on holiday too but my neighbours are nosy bastards and would spill the beans probably.

>>82401192
Bloody hell. If it makes you lot a bit happier i will carry on using it.
>>82401203
Same mate I pay 1/3rd of the bills and the rest is mine. It lush.

>>82401224
Corr lets have a big britfeel hooker gangbang meetup at the blad manor

>>82401224
>>82401231
Don't order a prozzie to your house let alone your parents house. Too risky. You should really do it in a different city, much more fun that way anyway

>>82401242
Wonder if London ever gets any Japanese escorts visiting. I heard in Japan that a lot of the pornstars also do escort work. If I lived there I could just go to one of those soapland places.

>>82401242
Mate I have crippling autism. I have to ask my mum to make phone calls. What makes you think I will leave the town I live in just for a shag. For a start I don't own a car.

>>82401224
you won't enjoy it and it won't make you a better person

>>82401269
A lot of porn stars everywhere do escort work. I once had the chance to shag an old favourite of mine many years ago but didn't go through with it in the end.
>>82401271
Fair lad, but if you ever are in another city for another reason that would be the time

>>82401281
How do you know he won't enjoy it? By all accounts sex is very enjoyable. Unless you feel like you need an emotional connection then it'll probably just leave you more jaded in the end. For me I know I am simply looking sex so I think it would do me good to get it off my chest. Then again, I have an addictive personality so I'd probably be at it all the time after the first.

>>82401294
Really? What porn star was that? I don't find British porn stars all that appealing. I bet you get American ones in London sometimes. Judging by the price of a pint you'd probably pay over the barrel just to get your tip in.

>>82401339
She was an American actually, called Alix Lakehurst.

>>82401384
Interesting. Why didn't you go for it? Not my type personally though she has a cute face.

>>82401140
You serious? Scouts is well British lad. Lord Baden Powell started it in 1907.

if pee girl = gromitlass, i trust her sexpertise.

>>82401398
Can't really remember why I didn't go for it in the end to be honest, it was about 10 years ago lol. Back then I didn't have much trouble getting it for free, that probably helped me decide against it

>>82401425
'Scouting for Boys' is the funniest name for a book. kudos to Scouting for Girls for seeing the pun potential there.

>>82401442
Yeah definitely a bit of a suspect name by modern standards.

>>82401426
Seemed cute in a junkie crossdresser sort of way.

mind you there are chapters in Scouting for Boys about how to conduct yourself and all that. seems a bit cult-y, but i know that's viewing it through a modern lens.

the section on chivalry and how to treat women is solid. you could learn a thing or two, /britfeel/.

>>82400971
No because that's American terminology.
Post tits with a timestamp or fuck off you LARPing cunt.

>scouting for girls
Corrrr, takes me back that does.

>>82401491
Aren't they called girl guides?

>>82399342
Didn't they literally catch this guy on Tiktok gloating about being a pimp?

Are we witnessing the birth of a new thread dolly?

>>82401384
I do like that!

>>82401477
>he says without posting tits with a timestamp.

I exclusively shag my right hand

>>82401508
She did a scene with Bunny De La Cruz, try to find that one. An old favourite of mine

>>82401521
Same.
*grabs your hand*
sorry, I couldn't resist the joke

>>82401508
/britfeel/ needs more Fred posting desu.

>>82401539
Definitely! I've been collecting his fine work on VHS. I also own a 3d printed Dibnah currently in the shed.

>>82401425
It was so fucking weird when we had a picture of this bloke in the scout hut, and they made us salute him.
As if a child has any context for what they're doing there.
Didn't stay in scouts long. They didn't even let us play with knives and fire, like they promised.

I learned everything I know about scouts from the South Park episode with Big Gay Al.

>>82401562
I did cubs then scouts then air cadets then discovered cannabis...
My scout group got taken over by this weird wigger bog eyed kid from schools dad. He looked like Randy marsh. Only badge I got was Calligraphy.
Also we had the vicars son in the group and he had a muscle disease where he got slower as he aged in like a big way. Basically the scout group was us doing care in the community.

>5 quid for TWO cans of ka slop n rum
>19 quid for 1litre of rum and 2litres of ka slop
I'm guessing a shot (25ml?) in each 250ml can of slop n rum.
Get ready for some potentially shit tier maths.
If I get another 2 bottles, so 2 more litres, that would make the equivalent of 40 cans?, at a cost of say 22 quid. So 22divided by 40? = 0.55p per can?
I did it using a calculator, and 40x55=2200, so in pennies that's 2200 pennies, so 22 quid
t. Lad that obviously got a D in GCSE maths.

>>82401526
Ah nice! I'm big into dahlia dee at the moment, though the tattoos can put people off.

>>82401606
South Park was oddly educational about random American things. the AA one is pretty accurate. the Mormon one is a good overview.

hey guys you're soooo gonna hate me for this but i just peed again

oopsie!!!

>>82401624
Is the AA one the one where Randy goes about in a wheelchair? Kek. That episode was peak.

>>82401608
Literally all I remember ever doing was the scout leaders chucking us a ball and having us play football or rounders.

>>82401632
Post tits inna pool of piss, or this never happened.

>>82401632
Next time aim it in my face so I can get off.

>>82401624
Yeah, like teaching everyone what NAMBLA was back in the 90's.

Let me get you off, Britfeel.

>>82401645
Pretty much. Foam football in the church hall job.
Once went on a camp and some bellend kid from a different school rubbed his dick on my pillow so I hit him and my parents had to come and pick me up. That was shit.

>>82401664
I know, pubes has gone too far this time.

>>82401653
The North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Association?

>>82401612
>I'm guessing a shot (25ml?) in each 250ml can of slop n rum.
these Ka Remix ones lad? 6% ABV? white rum is 40% ABV. i'm calling that 37.5ml of rum, although i CANNOT explain how i just got there (lost the history in my calculator)

>>82401683
Ah so not too far off. Say 30 cans worth, if I buy another 2 litres. That's good that is.

>>82401710
I recognise those calculations. You're at peak alcoholism, eh? Getting the most alcohol for your money.

>>82401728
My maths (don't forget the GCSE result of D), was way out. 30 cans, at 250 ml is 10,000ml. That's a bit more than 3 x 2 litre bottles, desu.

Fanta tastes like fizzy arse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWADqXUrEfk
autism looks fun.

>>82401791
They've ruined all pop at this point. Even Irn Bru is shite.

>>82401810
Mate this is triggering my PTSD.

>>82401811
i'm fine enough with these Irn Bru Xtra ones. also got the Unicorn Tears and Nessie Nectar flavours, both are nice but a bit sickly (even for a sugar-free drink)

if i wasn't trying to avoid/cut down on sugar, i'd be on the squash. nice squash, mind. orange and mango, or apple and elderflower.

VR JAV must be weird. Like your vision is censoring the pussies.

>>82401811
NTA but, I bought a capri sun the other day, it was rank.

>>82401840
I don't mind Irn Bru Xtra either myself. Liking the cherry flavoured Lucozade but they don't do a sugar free one or at least I haven't seen it anyway.

>>82401845
That has always been shite unless you drink it ice cold. Could say the same for most drinks though.

>>82401824
sorry lad, deleted the post to prevent further damage.

the same uploader has a bunch of fun psychedelic visual simulations if you'd like an acid flashback instead.

>>82400693
yeah I'm in the same boat. probably do between 15-20 hours of work a week in my full time job. pro rata I'm actually earning loads!!

>>82401854
No it was never this bad. I quite enjoyed it, watery orange taste, now, as I mentioned, rank.

When I was in old Nippon, you could get a 9% alcohol can called Strong Zero for like 1 pound. It was mad. You'd buy 5 of those and be fucked on a fiver for the whole night

>>82401856
I was only half joking de lid but appreciate your concern.
>>82401881
Based Japan. Aren't Asian countries basically all alcoholics?

>>82401881
corr I loved Strong. getting wissed in Shibuya drinking Strong and smoking ciggies. it is probably for you, and it certainly was for me x

Did you lads go to a Soapland or hire any Japanese escorts? Also must be crazy going into those giant shops full of hentai.
Karaoke booths seem like a right laugh too tbqh.

It'll be Christmas before we know it. Another year over in a flash.

>>82401840
Bloody love Irn Bru. Get through like 24+ cans a month. Went up to Islay for a whiskey tour last year and they had the original stuff. you can get it on Amazon but it costs a fortune.

Dark nights are rolling in next month. Are you ready?

>>82402005
Cannot believe I've almost spent a year here already. Feels like yesterday when I started posting. Fucking mad how time passes so quickly.

>>82401923
>Aren't Asian countries basically all alcoholics?
Idk about other countries but Japan yeah. Alcohol is all they do. Work, get drunk with their bosses after work and collapse on the street.

>>82401945
>getting wissed in Shibuya drinking Strong and smoking ciggies
Good times. Shibuya was decent. Shinjuku as well but a lot more Nigerian touts there. Do miss just going out and enjoying the city life of Tokyo. Back in my rural small Northwest town now and it's mad how quiet it is x

>>82402019
Gimme chance mate I've only just had me first tomato crop.

>>82402044
>get drunk with their bosses
how true is this one? one of those cultural things you hear about, it's EXPECTED you go to karaoke/a bar with your boss after work.

i mean, people here might pop to the pub after work. but with the Japanese, people make it sound like an obligation, part of working your way up the ladder...?

>>82402044
The African pan handlers are in Japan now too? Good Lord.

britfeel won't see another christmas

>>82402071
have we finally found out what that bag of top soil was for?

>>82402071
Oh lush mate I plan on growing tomatoes next year. Will be planting the seeds in spring. Any tips for a new grower?

>>82402077
>but with the Japanese, people make it sound like an obligation
It's something to do with their honour system. It's considered rude to leave work before your boss. Or to reject a night out with your boss unless you have an extremely important reason. The boss will also make you go on nights out with the other employees and calls it "teambuilding". If you reject that, you can be ostracised for not being a team player. So yeah, it's pretty bad over there. Idk if Japanese Zoomers are trying to opt out of it though.

>>82402084
Been there for ages lad since the 1990s lol. Theyre just scammers that spike your drink then run a massive bill up on your credit card

fuckin Chekhov's compost in those photos

>>82402102
Sorry man I missed that one... I'm not burying anyone though if that helps.
>>82402113
I haven't done it for years but my grandad always did loads and he's in the dementia home and i wanted to bring him some homegrown.
I did Habaneros, Brown Nagas and Willy Peppers too.
With toms, buy a good breed like money makers. Get a cheap heated seed tray or a heated mat and tray and just pot them in there in like March/April and then keep going up a size to a medium pot and keep them indoors. When there's no frost on the ground then put them in a big 10L and pop them outside.
Trim any shoots off that come in between a v formation of main stem and branches. Also remove bottom branches if too low. Then just wait until they flower and start using something like tomorite to give them nutrients once a week.
Sorry for the essay!

>>82402115
>It's something to do with their honour system.
fuck that, then. i get manners and cultural standards even if they can be a bit arbitrary or old-fashioned at times.

but work should 100% end outside working hours. all the same stuff about work emails and notifications now, i don't think an employer should have any sway over your personal/social life. even if it's just 'how it works' in another culture.

get it fixed, J-zoomers. you have the internet now. adopt our wacky Western ideas.

>chillies mentioned
just got some of those Carolina Reaper chicken strips from Iceland. they're pretty shit, but that's the chewy chicken and cardboard-y coating (yeah it's good to use bad parts of chicken, but you think the breading would be fine).
but the actual spice/flavour of it? it is lush and i mean LUSH.

miss fresh chillies so bad. we need more variety over here. even dried/pickled ones, they're like a speciality in weird middle-class shops.

>>82402032
NTA but, I still remember the thread that made me realise /b/ was only a stepping stone. Left there after only 6 months. I don't want to say this is home, as I've wiggled my willy in a non paid for vagina, but it's as close as home to any place I've been.

>>82402099
This Christmas it will. Next Christmas probably not.

>>82402199
Go to a proper Asian market or shop they have all kinds of chilli, dried, picked and what have you.

>>82402199
I tried Willy peppers for a laugh and here's the expectation vs reality...

>>82402171
No need to apologise I need as much information as I can get. I would like to make tomato soup from the fresh tomatoes. I plan on growing plum tomatoes I have a seedling hut to put the plants in before I transfer them into the bigger pots. Is a heated tray better?

>>82402253
Unless you have good sun and a greenhouse then yeah it's worth it if your house is a bit chilly. I tend to use a standard seed tray with the plastic top and then I put it on the homebrewing heat mat. You can grab them on amazon for like 12ish quid. I've got 3 plants in 10L pots this year and its enough for me and 2 housemates for salads etc or a few soups. They tend to come in waves.
If you have a greenhouse then you can put like 2 plants in a grow bag and they do fine which is cheaper.

>Poly zoomer gigawhore hitting me up just now

Vgh lol

I'll be 100 percent honest with you lids for once. I have been posting here for at least 10 years and my only gimmicks have been Crossmong and a brief Arbroathy gimmick that didn't last long. In between I have made a lot of the posts about anime and Zimmy's black wife.

>>82402295
corr had one of those on the go a few years back. she was mental but gave me the best, sloppiest, blowjob i've ever had.

>>82402319
A vocaroo would prove what you say.

dont really enjoy blowjobs me. dont know what it is. just does nothing for me

>>82402319
but Crossy is a male, and Arbs is female.

funny funny gotta be funny you hear do a dance or something okay? i got two eyes and these doors close inwards. do you understand?

my arms hurt. did you have something to do with it. because these doors close inwards.

The world famous mmy of glasgow town

those doors close inwards dont you know? didnt you have something to do with it?

hey . would no like to meet?

Din din o'clockingham is it

shouldnt those doors close inwards. i think well hey when is it? did you know parrots couldnt fly? their doors close inwards

>>82402575
I reckon so lad. Might go and make some pate on toast. Dunno why but I've been going to bed at 6am and getting up at 14.00

dont you wanna get up have a go just let it have a little? und und und und.

>>82402575
I'm having 2 co codamol and drinking some slop n rum.

dont you kjnwo sun rises while birds fly sky drops? should it happen? kkkkk. k.

cant you just he,o a little okay? my doors close inwards........

me? Carolina Reaper chicken strips, tramadol, and a zopiclone.

>>82402577
>>82402588
>>82402599
>>82402609
eva6 you're too young to be drinking.

>>82402616
what is that name yuou tell me. i havent a drank a drop.

You know what lads, I'm feeling in a good mood, so I choose to believe the booba I saw tonight were indeed booba from a real female. No timestamp, so obviously there is doubt, but...
Tada.
Just be n the right thread at the right time, amarite.

>>82402616
you are the devil. youre trying to spy on me. stop trying to ruin my life. my doors close inwards.

>>82402629
all right then, what's going on. what have you taken, what's this about doors? ALL doors close inwards, that's how they work.

>>82402646
I saw those booba earlier. Thanks though.

>>82402646
Big juicy nips to suck on there.

>>82402652
i havent taken anything you devil youre tying to online stalk me

>>82402660
Did you get ID'd before you could see them?
>>82402667
Oh thanks, I grew them myself.

>>82402646
always love big aerolas me

>>82402646
just checked the archives to get a quick rundown on events and your replies.

good for you. but yeah man best case scenario is the grill was telling the truth and these are in fact her mammories.

how far has the internet fallen? is it significant/special because she did not charge you money for it? is that where we're at now??

>>82402678
Doubt they are yours but they're very nice anyway.

cant you know heads cant attatch on the floor?

>>82402650
>>82402676
i'm asking about doors. they usually open into rooms. what side the hinge is on, different reasons for that. in modern times, it's usually about space. historically, it was all about insulation and privacy (e.g. blocking the view of a bedroom for a second as you enter, supposedly).

cant you devils go. you have purpple skin. my doors close inwards.

>>82402711
its very spec ial.

>>82402688
No it was simply, faggots stopped asking for tit pics. I obviously messed up by not asking for a timestamp, but it is what it is. I think they were hers. The thread didn't seem like somebody trying to gather some SIMPs. Saw an opportunity and took it.
>>82402692
Do you reply to images without reading what's written in the post? I never said they were mine.

this is the SECOND time in my life i have been called a devil.

the previous time was in a gay bar, bloke in the toilets. had taken so-many milligrams of mandy (i think? guessing he was coming up). got it into his head i was a devil.

wouldnt you want it to see you. just have a go. can you understand.

>>82402737
Might have called you a horny devil? What did you say, mmmrrrhhhhrrmmmm?

sorry, just bants

>>82402730
you mean SPATIAL

i am untethered. i feel like a kite. im soaring. dont you know?

>>82402749
aye then we sucked each other's cocks lad.

nah he freaked out at my hair (had long hair at the time), think that's why he concluded i was a devil. i thought i could calm him down, he just freaked out and ran.

i hope he had a good night ;__; (and also that i am not secretly a devil)

>>82402772
He might have just been mashed and potentially a bit mental? Don't worry, I don't think you're a devil.

>>82402792
but now there's this second person calling me a devil.

how else would you know you're a devil? unless people informed you? it's happening to me right now.

>>82402802
You'd think a devil would know they were a devil.

>>82402811
good point. i'm probably fine.

thuleve gangstalker society

we are in the liminal hours

>>82402865
do these doors close inwward do you understanbd?

>>82402865
Bagsy not walk through there alone.

>>82402875
This door is always open,
This door is always open,
No one has the guts to shut us out.

Anybody there still?

>>82403041
i never leave.

>>82403041
Yes, but going to bed shortly.

>>82403061
Sweet.
>>82403074
Have a good sleep.

sweet as strawbs

I bought this whilst intoxicated. Should I trust it? Anyone experienced in Eastern European meats?

>>82403095
Thanks anon, hope you have a good one when you head to bed.

xtal castles

>>82403142
I'd give it a go. Just nibble a bit of a slice to see what it's like.

>>82399049 (OP)
That song makes me feel unsober. It feels too pre-apocolyptic to me, too decadant... maybe I'm too blasted from caffeine.

on that second series of Jackie Chan Adventures.
and you know what, props to them for keeping the talismans in. they could have written that they lost their magic, or got sent to the shadow realm, or whatever the fuck.
instead, the gang actually show up to places with a few talismans, and USE THEM.

Jeets have ruined the internet

>>82403185
Lmao. yeah man that was when cartoons were good. Bloody loved Cowboys of Moo Mesa and Swat Kats too.
You ever watch The Maxx? Check it out if not man.

>>82403172
It's just kylie mate

Just watched that Saltburn. Don't know why I avoided it, I liked Promising Young Woman. Very good film, beautifully shot. Maybe a bit overly long but otherwise enjoyable. Really looking forward to Emerald's adaptation of Withering Heights now, looks sexy as fuck.

>>82403185
You a Jackie fan in general or just nostalgic for the show? I remember Jade being like a teenager for some reason.

>>82403231
>Saltburn. Don't know why I avoided it
oh aye was split on this. a lot of actors i like, but the sort of thing that COULD just be annoying. might just watch it.

>Promising Young Woman. Very good film, beautifully shot.
yeah it looks nice. and it does the premise well, that's one where i can get why people would roll their eyes or find it annoying. but she's a fucking psycho, it's great.

>Emerald's adaptation of Withering Heights now, looks sexy as fuck.
just seen the odd thing on /tv/ never read it. friend's into all these books, but they don't sound like my thing. shall be giving it a miss.

Ughck.... my frequency is all over the place, I feel blasted like I just stumbled out of a nighclub, God help me....

>>82403288
Give it a go lad, I was really pleasantly surprised. Berry Keoghan is a phenomenal actor.
As for the Wuthering Heights, people into the book are annoyed by the trailer so that makes me want to see it more. Seems like an ACTUAL edgy period 50 Shades of Grey and from the trailer alone I can already tell it's going to look amazing. Same cinematographer so I'm officially hype.

>>82403240
nostalgic for the show,
seen a few of the more Hollywood/American Jackie Chan flicks. any you'd recommend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-ltRBEu0IU
pretty kino fight scene. more like this please.

>>82403337
Police Story Trilogy is a good place to start for his classic Hong Kong films. Then maybe the Project A films. Then Lucky Stars trilogy and Wheels on Meals. Any of his collaborations with Sammo Hung and Yuen Biao. Most of his Hong Kong films are worth watching but I'd start with the ones I mentioned as they're generally his most popular of his comedic style then explore others such as Drunken Master, City Hunter, Fearless Hyena, Armour of God, The Young Master, Twin Dragons, Half a Loaf of Kung Fu etc.
Anyway, lots of recommendations there if you're genuinely interested.

>>82400421
You forgot to include "post race bait all day on /britfeel/"

>>82403398
cheers man downloadan Police Story now.

>>82403433
Who is this mong and why do I see him in every thread?

>>82403460
It's BN, BritNormie- a perfidious drivel merchant and incorrigible nappy fetishist from Glasgow who recently moved to Gibraltar with his wife, furbaby, and much younger bull. He's here for 16 hours a day, posting race bait to own the chuds epic style.

>>82403490
Is that what the mong looks like? And was he behind the HHL nappy posts?

Britnormie is your standard bitter loser who blames successful people for his own inadequacies. Waycism and the British empire isn't the reason you're bald mate.

>>82403457
Enjoy some cracking fight scenes and sequences plus Maggie Cheung is HOT.

Thinking about life, thinking im in a good spot regardless of what is happening around me. Feeling positive and actually kinda blessed for the first time in a long time.
I'm not rich, im completely the opposite but I see a light, and this time it isn't the final light. It's a path to a way forward.

I've spent a lot of years on the internet, its becoming less of a place for myself but I'm not fearful and I'm not worried. I feel an ease, I actually feel I could continue to feel this way and possibly even better.

I'd share my secrets but its nothing you haven't heard before. Life is strange and so am I.

Can't be letting the thread die on a Friday now.

just trying to fix my kitchen tap.
so i've disassembled the tap completely. took me a while to figure out there was a tiny screw holding the inside together. all seems good, but the teeth inside no longer open the tap.

basically, my temporary solution of using mini pliers on the spline has sanded the teeth down. it's just a smooth cylinder now. so i'll need to replace the whole cartridge. which means i need a spanner.

how universal are these things? can i just measure it, order the same size one, screw it in there?

>>82404374
Why have you disassembled your tap at 5am? Shouldnt you be in bed by now lad?

Just discovered this song. Damn its good
https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?si=SXExZK5ne0f-B8Ty

>>82404397
i need to stay up until 11. you see, the post arrives around then. but i think the buzzer is broken, and i don't entirely trust my neighbours (they might be fine, who knows) so i need to go downstairs and prop open the door + leave a note for the postie, thinking 10:30am to 1pm (or until my parcel is delivered).

>>82404599
Whats coming lid, anything good?

>>82404658
somewhere between 0 and 4.5 grams of ketamine.

>>82404681
Oh.. kek. Thought I was talking to dvdlad or something didnt expect hard drugs

just pissing out a couple of kidney stones tee hee

Just messaged my mum at almost 6am to get me some sweeties at Aldi today hope I didnt wake her up Kek

Good morning de lits good morning de lits. Another day of drivel for me oh yes

need some tips for sleeping longer i used to sleep until 10am uninterrupted

The digestive nappington hath concluded

A nu day hath dawned

Proper good this

>>82404850
Another day of reading harmful content under Keir's disapproving stare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQJowNlzJgc

Thoughts lads?

Our mark splashing the cash. I bet there about a grand there,might be more
https://youtu.be/gsY0kLz-vWs?si=GRta_-lIBIVj_ARd

>>82405382
riffratz fuming
it lush x

The dollies are on strike. Too much abuse.

Bag packed for Newcastle. Shall be getting the flixbus later. Six hours on a coach. Weather will hopefully be better up north this weekend.

My grandma had a big collection of these dollies not sure what happened to them

115 parcels today, hopefully not many boxes. My watch says no rain today which is nice

Females worship this rapist scumbag but wouldn't ever like you.

>>82405464
oh flixbus mate, better than national express that's for sure

How's your Toyota, Cam?

>>82405480
Yeah only 22 quid from London to Newcastle. Train would cost like 300 quid.

>>82404374
There are a few different sizes of cartridges, I best guessed it once and got it wrong, had to go back to screwfix with the broken one and measure it up in store.

My recommendation is to actually go to a shop with the dodgy one, but if it's not feasible maybe buy a couple of types and return the one you don't need. Or you can just measure it and hope for the best, I couldn't quite figure out which bit to measure.

Should have a spanner though lad, get an adjustable one and then you're sorted.

Not getting any network issues with the 6.16.5 kernel on this old laptop. Stick with lts kernels GNU/Linux lads.

>>82405536
gone back to windows 10 me
can't be arsed with that linux

Might have a wofvefe me

>>82405539
Not for me. Windows is closed source and bloated. I think if I somehow managed to install Windows 10 on my 60GB hard disk, I'd have like 5GB leftover.

Think I'll get maccies on the way back later. 2 double cheeseburgers, no ketchup, extra pickles, extra onions

Still pretty impressive how Cuckaron managed to predict emcel soiphone touchscreen-addicted ADHD zoomeroids suffering from dopamine burnout all the way back in 2006

One of the GOAT kinos for sure

>>82405579
nice one bruce
might try that debian 13?

having a little prayer for today

>>82405579
>on my 60GB hard disk
what are you trapped in fucking 2005

500 posts oh wow what a experience

>>82405601
It's good. Try it on a virtual machine first.

>>82405641
I think it is from around then. PS3 may have had it originally.

new ones gone up then
>>82405668
>>82405668
>>82405668

>>82403562
I am not bald lol. You are thinking of Shut In Chad

>>82403490
>gibraltar
>much younger bull

Ponce is the bull?