Thread 81612843

Glastonbury 2025 edition

>>81612845
hes like every british man over 50 i've ever hated into 1 person

Eva's pusy

>>81612857
Know a lot of over 50s do you?

>>81612857
Can you imagine just snuggling up in Blad's big strong arms? He'd make you feel so small, and so safe.

>>81612870
no but i used to go on walks and then to pubs with my dad, and ergo i saw a couple, all sleazy, gross, loud

Normies think this is a fun time and then wonder why normie is an insult

>>81612884
i bet there is so many safe-sleazy cunts who smoke "kush" and read communist manifestos in that crowd

>>81612884
Festivals are a great fucking time. I hope I go to another one some day.
>booze
>sun
>friends
>girls, if you're lucky
>drugs
>good music
Wahey

I smoke kush and I've read a lot of political books wtf?!

>>81612860
>pusy
Her pizzy, like busy, are u for realizzy blud.

What's Shippy's problem with anal sex? It's great.

Just had some extremely explosive diarrhoea there de lids. It was like a fucking musket.

Shipanon? A virgin.

>>81612843 (OP)
dont remind me
I'm close enough to get the fucking annoyances with that shit

one time i had a junkie just fucking ask for my earphones while i was walking to the shops

>>81612924
Mummington gonna clean it up?

>>81612924
Is that you Frosty? He used to post pictures of his poo

He suffer every day in hospital.
They only give him an egg sarnie for tea.
it not right.

>>81612900
Im with dubs.. their fucking sick lads. Just a few days of getting off ma fookin chops with everyone else either doing the same thing or just vibing with everyone else. Tunes, tits and good times

You faggots should try it sometime. You might make some freinds.

>>81612953
Nah all the music's shit I'd rather fucking die

>>81612951
just put that "thing" out of its misery.
he looks so miserable and tired

>>81612951
>it not right.
Euthanasia would be.

>>81612959
Fuck off, hes a legend round these here parts. Stay in your lane lass

>I'm Liam Neeson, and they have taken my daughter, into the grey!
CUT!, no Liam, it's about wolves mate, wolves, got it? OK ACTION
>I'm Liam Neeson, and wolves have taken my....
CUT!!!

>>81612971
just saying he looks tired and miserable

>>81612971
to (you) alone

>>81612957
Pends which one you go to lad. Theres a myriad to choose from. If you find one with a music you like chances are you'll find similar people there too

>>81612979
Hes in hospital at the moment for a grazed knee.

>>81612970
>>81612959
https://youtu.be/zZRRrcCV7Xo

He used to be so full of life. He just wanted to move to America to escape the people terrorising him out of existence but the trolls were victorious in the end. Now he trapped in hospital bed.

Eva is treating this general like a discord where all the lads simp for her and she only replies to people she likes.

>>81612994
dont care hopefully he dies

>>81612998
evidence 1: me replying to someone who wasnt simping for me, and me replying to someone who doesnt like me.

alright lads
banned from pol yesterday >:(

>>81613010
Kek. Being banned from pol takes some doing, what did you say lid?

>>81613008
Just proving my point there, lass. Means you like me, don't it? Teehee.

>>81613010
Ah that's a bit rough, what did you do? How long's your ban? Got any gossip?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ogd64wUtZuQ

not financial advice

>>81612998
My guy, i dont know about you but the only people simping are the tarts n mongs. Its a shame really.. imagine trying to find connection in here. Proper sad desu

>>81613010
/pol/tards should be globally banned

>>81613015
>>81613019
started a cat thread
only a three day

have there been any straightforward, decent sketch shows in the past 10 years?
haven't seen anything since That Mitchell & Webb Look

>>81613027
i second this, strongly

>>81613031
should have posted a cat with a hitler stache and you'd have got away with it>>81613031

How does he afford to eat so well lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_Atf7LVxLc

Blad x eva6

>>81613039
actually true lol

>>81613038
>>81613027
God forbid anyone cares about how their country is going.
You lot are part of the problem

>>81613051
he gets to know where his country is going from 4chan

>meeting up with QT romanian after work again
nice

>>81613034
I quite enjoyed Harry and Paul but that was fucking years ago too. I liked Smash the Pony but that was even older.

>>81613044
Good day at the bookies, perhaps

>>81613031
So being extremely racist, having a genuine nazi general and posting russian soldiers being blown up with drones is ok but pol jannies draw the line at cat threads. Alright then.

>>81613044
looks like a gaff i went to in derby once

>>81612900
Been Download festival 14 times, lad.

Went to Reading festival in 2022, and only 2022.

>>81613051
>God forbid anyone cares about how their country is going
Yeah mate blaming the jews for the 6 millionth time and calling everyone you dislike brown really contributes so much.

if you use /pol/ this is how i imagine you

>>81613060
Surprised are Helper doesn't get banned more often for his racist rants yet I sometimes get hit for jokingly replying to someone.

>>81613048
Fucking hell Im not that much of a sperg. Nowhere near the level of autism this guy has.

>>81613063
What kind of bands do you like lad?

>>81613060
they once gave me three weeks for posting a tiktok slag inside of brit/pol/... wasn't even a new thread. They're power mad mate

le heckin diplomacy... the heckin conference... le voters... le statistics.... le nothingburger...
rope? pls

>>81613077
Don't sell yourself so short

>>81613044
>>81613059
Who is he and why do I just KNOW he's voting Reform?

>>81613063
Weird how Download is the new normie festival and Bloodstock is the new Download with how tame it's gotten.

>>81613031
Should have used a cat with a black bit under its nose, hitler tash style

>>81613066
That doomsday clock thing is complete bollocks though kek. Always makes me laugh when they hold a major press conference saying it has moved a second. Cringe as fuck.

>>81613048
Knew it would be this

is anyone kind enough to redpill me on /britfeel/ lore
who is eva is it a birthing person
tranny?
does she post tits

>>81613095
Not him but, download has been normie for decades.

>>81613108
Yeah but it used to be the baseline metal festival now it's barely that. Bloodstock was for more extreme metal but now it's like what Download used to be. Have to go abroad for the decent metal fests now.

>>81613091
Mark and he's a Labour loyalist

>>81613056
No but its where we can talk about it without being arrested for the high crime of offence.
>>81613064
Everyone i dislike is brown tho.

Might get a haircut

>>81613081
Rock and metal, and I still listen to mall emo and metalcore from my teen years which is what Download is leaning towards now.

Reading was just all over the place. Too many darkfruit drinking teenagers booing "guitar bands" because they wanted to see D-Block Europe.

>>81613120
>bennies fraud wants the party that will give him more money for fuck all
Shocking init

>>81613048
this was just hard to watch
i really hope blad isnt like this

>>81613044
He used to go with Helen on a Friday. He loved Helen, he wanted to start a family with her.
What happened to Mummy Melon?

>>81613114
I know Blad likes metal. Possibly DVDmong too.

>>81613085
Remember that when you get bummed by pakis x

>>81613048
Shes quite attractive actually. Wouldnt say no to taking her on a date if I lost 10st. I bet she would love the train museum.

>>81613066
Akshually this is me

>>81613121
lol. this guy thinks 4chan isnt fedded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZprQXfyMkL4

>>81613123
oh man that fucking lean forward is tragic

>>81613129
he's worse, duh

>>81613134
i dunno about the named posters i just know ive had a few bits of banter about it already, bet the namelads have shite taste anyway

>>81613095
Bloodstock is ironically too "heavy" for me to go. Which is why I prefer Download. Also the bands I do like that play Bloodstock almost always play Download, so.. Yeah

>>81613130
Helen is with some lad called 'Dave' now

>>81613146
>Bloodstock is ironically too "heavy" for me to go

>>81613129
He's nothing like that. He'll make you feel happy and beautiful.

>Previous record
31:13
>Today
30:14

sub-30 might be for you but it's not for me

what does britfeel think about incels

>>81613048
She could easily get a normie Chad.. He's fucked though.

>>81613150
put your trip back on lad

>>81613148
Is that true? Where did you hear that?

Blad and eva6 could be the new /britfeel/ power couple

black metal is so cringe

>>81613141
Didnt say that mong.
Cant get done for shit on here tho.
Assuming you dont post about committing an attack, your golden
Kys

>>81613168
you absolutely can get done for shit here
it has happened and will happen

whens the last time you gave someone a firm handshake and what was the reason?

>>81613156
>sub-30
Heh, knew you was in the water, you crashed the other 29 subs?

>>81612908
eva6 just isn't as cultured as us

>>81613167
NUH UH LOSER

>>81613048
Autists can't look each other in the eyes?

>>81613163
When he got drunk on whiskey the other day he was talking about Helen and Dave.

Possibly drunken bollocks. Who knows.

eva's future is getting fucked by chad but can't date them then having to settle with someone sub par in 30's, just a grim future really

>>81613162
Not me. I assume you are talking about me though.

>>81613162
Nah I'm not Blad, just a friend and ally. I'm happily married myself.

>>81613180
nothing wrong with actually reading socialism/communism, i just meant that:
its the type of people who read it on the train so that they can reel in gullible partners, and they're reading it to seem intelligent to others
i hate people who think theyre intelligent more than dumb people
even though, all people who think theyre intelligent are dumb, but not all dumb people think they're intelligent

>>81613150
You're talking about a 25 stone man who goes weeks without showering

>>81613210
>t. dumb person

sorry for the sperg i was very conflicted

>>81613197
Nice. Any sprogs yet?

>>81613218
Not 25 stone. Rude. Atleast I am trying to make a difference.

>>81613149
Yep. Also not into classic metal either, or shitty parody bands like Steel Panther

has eva ever posted tits

>>81613221
She clearly isn't dumb. Retard.

>>81613221
actually i dont like dumb people, so even if i was dumb, i wouldnt be self hating.
also
dumb people are nicer to talk to than 110iq zombies
ive literally talked about this before about how its a bell curve of world perspective and how 110normies think that nothing matters, and all that horridness

>>81613180
Socialists are the worst kind of people.

>>81613233
thats worse mate, sounds like you only enjoy normiecore mainstream shite

>>81613234
In the lorechives de lid

>>81613242
i mistyped i meant i do like dumb people
shoot me or something this is such a mess

>>81613235
Anyone who self harms and has mental relapses from expecting friends on /r9k/ is officially one of the dumbest motherfuckers in the country.

>>81613225
Nah and I'd encourage Blad and Eva not to have sprogs too. Just focus on yourselves and each other, and have fun in life.

corr girls love putting chemicals on their faces and then wonder why they have reactions and breakouts. all this just because they're so insecure without makeup around men.

how does self harming even make you dumb
it completely depends on the reason
its not like cutting yourself is lowering your pattern recogniton and cognitive abilities
ITS DUMB BECAUSE I SAID SO!! SHES DUMB BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!

>Previous record
31:13
>Today
30:14

>>81613180
>eva6 just isn't as cultured as us
This.

>>81613260
Since when are you married BN?

>>81613159
That beast could probably still get a Brad. State. Of. It.

>>81613269
it's pointless, just do it if you're going to do it

>>81613269
You have to have lost all logic reasoning to do it (aka being dumb as a brick). It solves absolutely fucking nothing. Even actual suicide is smarter.
Your brain might as well be replaced with a sponge the way you are, love.

evening you utter gay mongs x

>>81613276
sexual market's gone bonkers lad
this is why we need price controls

>>81613277
not everyone who self harms wants to kill themselves
>>81613283
people don't do it to "solve things", atleast i don't
stop assuming its gay and weenie

>Which of my daddy's pubs shall I go to today for my free booze?

really is a different world for some.

>>81613272
based books
shame about the rest of it

>>81613244
That's why I go Download

>>81613273
Since 2020 lad.

>>81613294
hence
>it's pointless
just attention seeking from bored people who should've never been given internet access

A few years ago I'd have orbited the roastie and got myself upset over it, nowadays I'm totally indifferent and don't even bother to read 90% of the text in her posts, merely a skim at best. Total indifference, mild annoyance at worse. I'm actually proud of myself that I wouldn't stoop to those levels.

>>81613294
>people don't do it to "solve things", atleast i don't
Yeah, then you're not doing it for any benefit, like a fucking dumbass. Thanks for continually proving my point.

>>81613306
so because something is pointless it is dumb?
does everything need value in your world

>>81613291
anna ralphs is the only fit porn star prove me wrong

>>81613265
>Me walking out of the Imperial City Sewers

>>81613134
DVDlad definitely does he was posting from a metal festival in Netherlands with his mum lmao

>>81613311
whatever reason you do it for is likely retarded

>>81613298
Very true anon. I myself, I am not based.

>>81613301
Fantasising about relations between teenagers and 25 stone men BN? That's your new thing?

you're both clearly spergs who are talking about something you have zero knowledge about
>>81613319
retarded to a normie means nothing

Never forget what they did to Bleep.

>>81613321
I encourage love. Isn't that all we want in life?

>>81613327
Bit ironic you calling anyone else a sperg. You had a fucking melty that a 4chan general didn't get you friends. You are debatably the biggest sperg here.
You are retarded for any standards, normie or otherwise. Self harm is retarded across the board.

>>81613260
I actually read that 'and I'd encourage them TO have sprogs' and I almost gigachad reacted you

Watching wops' live. She only working 3 days next month. Thinks she can make a living selling shit on ebay.

>>81613234
Cats shouldnt eat corn, it fucks up their stomachs

*drags his airdrums out of the thread garage*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_WHGV5bejk

>>81613291
Bit harsh but evening mr flad

>>81613311
if they were just whimsically cutting themselves then that's one thing, but they do it and then complain about how hard their life is and how much they want to die. Tiresome. I've seen it too many times to know that it's retarded I'm afraid.

>>81613344
ROOOOOOTS

>>81613342
People do make a living selling shit on ebay though?

Me? I'll be disappointed if Eva isn't in the maternity ward 9 months after the chapel

>>81613343
does he look like he cares lad

>>81613339
once again acting like you know about something you, once again, know nothing about
>>81613348
most people unironically do it for the aesthetic or "whimsical" as you say aspect
check

>>81613321
>relations between teenagers and 25 stone men
Literally nothing wrong with that

>>81613359
You keep saying I know nothing with no proof of this when I know a good chunk about it. Hence my knowledge that it's retarded. Like you!

>>81613210
it's a bitter pill to swallow, but i am pretty average intelligence-wise. drugs have had a lasting effect. i can look back on myself and think "ha what was i like" and you can look forward to looking back on looking forward to that one too.

>>81613294
Self harmers only care about others noticing and feeling sorry for them.
The fact your dumb is just part and parcel

>>81613351
I was going to post it, but decided upon territory.
Now I'm going with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ODNxy3YOPU

And for you,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_6IjeprfEs

Wops soon got over her grandfather's death. She's on about selling his old watches for several grand. It lush for her this inheritance.

>>81613317
Can't tell if that is incredibly sad or incredibly based.

>>81613359
the aesthetic is accompanied by constant attention seeking and self-pitying about how hard their lives are. I'm not really arsed about them doing it but they're mongs who should be ignored.

>>81613379
I mean I'll be real mate I don't like them past the first couple albums, but ROOOOOOOOOTS is too fun to shout and post.

Ebin jogging up Oliver's mount as part of his new Deanomaxxing routine

>>81613311
She says after arguing politics is dumb

Pick a side sweetie, your losing it a tad x

>>81613352
Yeah but she shouldn't be cutting down her working. She should be saving as much money as she can if she wants to move out eventually. All she wants to do is play vidya and go on holidays.

>>81613375
Not her but, I've done it a few times, but only to see myself bleed. Not just that, it felt good knowing I had done it to myself.

>>81613401
>it felt good knowing I had done it to myself
what fucking bizzarro way of thinking is this

>>81613375
once again another ween assuming things
>>81613374
did you reply to the wrong post or something? i dont see how this relates to my post
>>81613369
if you think its for suicidal purposes then you're wrong, suicidal thoughts don't just make you a retard, if someone actually wanted to kill themselves, truly, they would do it

>>81613189
quite nice kerning/anti-aliasing, this
what OS + browser you rockin, B?

You guys like sugar yeh
You guys like milk yeh

>>81613381
She belongs in prison like her cousin, look at those creepy lizard eyes proper wrongun

>>81613407
SeIf hatred, mein nibba.

>>81613411
Using an iPad from 2019 lid. Browser is standard safari.

>>81613416
I don't think she deserves that. She seems like she has no intention to harm anyone. Apparently got a range of mental illnesses just because she went to the doctor once.

>>81613410
>if you think its for suicidal purposes then you're wrong
Bitch are you even capable of reading? Where did I say that? I even said "actual suicide is smarter" which is because I think that's actually dealing with it. It has rationale behind it. Self-harm is stupid, suicide is not. Self-harm isn't (usually) suicidal.
The fact it's usually NOT suicidal is what makes it completely fucking retarded. Not only does it scream of attention whoring, every rationalisation I've heard about things like cutting has made no sense and falls back to someone doing it because they are either dumb, following trends, or seeking attention.

>>81613381
Grandfathers not even cold in the ground yet and she is licking her lips selling his stuff on eBay. Grim and sad.

>>81613424
i seemingly can't use 4chan on my phone
>>81613433
i've literally never discussed it, or detail it, or be open about my self harm, i know people who do, and they've never brought it up, nor do they want to kill themselves
theres huge communities who share their self harm, and its mostly aesthetics.

>>81613396
Good for her. She can do what she likes. Better to live her life than live a weird creepy half a life like you, where you're technically alive but actually already dead. Fucking weird creep stalker cunt.

Oh aye I went to a metal festival with me mum and it was lush.

>>81613441
>i've literally never discussed it, or detail it, or be open about my self harm
Then why does everyone know about it.
>theres huge communities who share their self harm, and its mostly aesthetics.
So... dumb? Yeah dumb. Thanks, once again, for confirming my initial point.
Even if it's not just "aesthetic", every other rationale I've heard about it is also dumb.

>>81613437
Knew all that crap about her being sad in the community post was a load of bollocks. She's only keeping some of his cheapest shit.

Did any of youns get these from the shop back in day

>>81613453
what exactly is dumb about it..?
its not making you a retard or anything

>>81613452
did she crowdsurf

>>81613433
Im with this guy, im not spending my night arguing with a creature all night. You keep up the good work son

Anyway, was supposed to be quitting drinking for a week.. im on day 3. Do i treat myself to a beer for the sake of it or is that clearly self defeating?

180 posts in an hour
Dollymong on a mad 1

>>81613459
Yeah I had over 100 Simpsons ones I flogged on eBay a few years ago.

>>81613442
Nah I got the genuine mental illnesses unlike her. These women get all the support and probably even PIP topup on their working.

We need some new exciting personalities here desu

>>81613315
the fuck is that text?
i know it's not the original Oblivion description, but fantasy races in general seem to be having a tough time at the moment.

>>81613459
I have the hard cover of that one

>>81613462
No just got shit faced on Duvel and some drunk man from Scotland kept following her on the touch for her.

>>81613461
I feel like it's so obvious I genuinely am stunlocked that you need an explanation and don't really know how to phrase it. I'd be explaining it like I'm talking to a child.
I'd rather not do this all night so I'm just gonna agree to disagree and let you move on with your delusions and me with mine. Cos frankly you're on a level I can't fathom and you're welcome to take that whichever way you see fit.

>>81613481
you called yourself disillusioned

>>81613468
I hope someone snuffs you out for good, you creepy waste of space

>>81613464
>Do i treat myself to a beer for the sake of it or is that clearly self defeating?
I'll be real mate, I have been in that situation 100s of times.
If you drink it's defeating. I was gonna quit this week but I'm drinking tonight cos work was both weirdly good and also total shit so the mixed emotions made me want a bevvy, and I regret it.
Stay strong lad, prove it to yourself you can do it.

I think it's reasonable to judge an action on the basis of which people do that action. 'Self-harm', for instance, is done by fat attention-seeking teenage girls and is therefore cringe. Gay sex is done by gays and is therefore repugnant. Etc etc.

Corrrr! This was lush in person my fellow metalfags.
https://youtu.be/fR4ua0EGUwk?si=ZsG83fPZbMYEp_Nl

>>81613494
You believe I am, so I just decided to leave this off on a neutral note acknowledging your view rather than having one more outright go at you. God knows you took enough Ls in life I figured finishing on one more was unnecessary and gave you an out.

>>81613510
I'll be real lad. Don't like Dork Funeral's albums.

>>81613511
folded
>>81613507
the germans looked cool, hugo boss, arguable they were cool then

Sam Hyde is my father figure

Gaming mags too

>>81613533
You just know lads were wanking to that free double sided poster

>>81613533
Well I had a bunch of those cos my family was dirt fucking poor back in the ps1 days and we basically bought them for the demo discs. I would then play the demos repeatedly for like a month until we could afford another one.

>>81613526
They looked cool because they were cool. How do you think Starmer and the current Labour cabinet would look in those Hugo Boss pieces? Genuinely.

>>81613518
That's fair enough me lid we all have different tastes in life don't we? You been to much concerts? Used to go all the time when I was younger.

as a grown-up adult, i think some of you are underestimating self-harm. it's been around since time immemorial. have you ever smashed something up? or seen a subnormal person hit themselves in the head?

of course people can do ANYTHING for attention, but it's not like emos invented it. you do some pretty paradoxical shit if you're mental or in prison.

>>81613494
Not him but its clearly only by having to argue with you. I gave up too because your so far gone you cant even see the rational. If you can take joy from that fuck it, have it. But your still the spastic to everyone else.
Inb4 some other mong comeback.
Dont bother, fuck off and "make freinds" somewhere else

I'm being dragged to London on the 2nd for vacation. Is it actually true London is a crime ridden hellhole full of homeless bums, drug addicts, Muslim gangs and so forth. I'm from a small town in Washington state and I already don't like cities.

>>81613542
NTA but, double sided for a reason.
*winks at you*

>>81613545
like absolute gimps
thats how they'd look
are you not realising how rockbrained it is to think so directly like that
LOOKS COOL IS COOL
LOOKS BAD IS BAD
cavemen think like this
use your evolutionary functions

For me it was wanking to pictures of Christina Scabbia from an old issue of Metal Hammer.

>>81613544
Yeah I loved getting demo discs sometimes you'd get a huge part of a game for free especially pc ones

>>81613500
Thanks man, im going to buy some tortilla chips n a bottle of mango tango instead. I had good plans for this temp unemployment but so far ive just drank all the time. Feelsbadman

>>81613548
I spend all day listening to music and own tons of physical.
I have not been to a single concert to be honest with you matey.

>>81613560
i'm trying to pin down whether your manic awkwardness is autism or BPD.

can you do me a favour? never tell us. keep us (me) guessing. ta.

>>81613554
I thought the black gangs were more prevalent than muslim gangs?
I think it's pretty safe there most of the time.

>>81613526
They were, another mong take.
Stop posting for a bit hun

Massive disability but it's hidden

You will never experience sex. No girl sees you as a desirable man.

>>81613563
Usually with the PC stuff you could bargain bin it pretty successfully. They didn't sell as well as the other games so shops would quickly make them a couple bob for a whole-ass game. Might not be good, but hey when you're broke it's more for timesinks than actual quality, and the odd hidden gem pops up.

>>81613569
I'm the same even though I'm fully employed. Being buzzed just passes the time of doing fuck all.

>>81613560
Why shouldn't aesthetics guide our ethics? Regardless I said that the aesthetic is cool because of the people doing it, not the other way around! Cool people start trends, don't you know?

>>81613587
>You will never experience sex
I have and I will again

>No girl sees you as a desirable
This bit is true

Ruth strikes me as the kind of lass that is into lads with disabilities

>>81613587
I've been seen as desirable by girls but they're all fucking weird.

idiots admire simplicity
vice versa

>>81613554
Never been to London me but I can't imagine a worse place to go it's weird people from America think there's any reason to come to this boring shit fucking country I think they watch Harry Potter and get carried away with it

>>81613596
>I have and I will again
Neither of these are true

>>81613560
Can you stop posting.. your shitting up the thread with your bollocks.
You dont even have good arguments so i can only assume this it pure bait. Either way fuck off for a bit

>>81613605
scientists and programmers and mathematicians also admire simplicity

due to a clerical error, i have twice as many chicken breasts as i anticipated.

any ideas besides just freezing them? maybe cook them off for ez ready meals?

>>81613596
>>81613610
i'm leaning towards 50% truth, 50% delusion here

>>81613611
Id rather read Eva's posts than your seething posts desu desu

>>81613619
Probably yeah cook em and have em in some sarnies or something.
When I was a poor bitch and made bulk meals I just used to chuck chicken and pasta and veg in a big pot and boil them and get like 5 meals out of it.
Boiled chicken aint tasty but that wasnt the point.

Enjoyed the video game talk a couple days ago

>>81613619
I like them boiled, once they cool you can quick grill or fry them just to add flavour and add other actual ingredients. Also keeps a teeny tiny bit longer cooked vs raw when not frozen

Okay, you win bros. I'm not shagging that caravan-dwelling fugly woman outside.
Even if it wasn't a honey-trap, it'd be a shit awful time.

how can simplicity admire idiots

am i an idiot

>>81613632
Cdot cannot cope with the fact I've had sex. He knows I have, but pretends otherwise. SIC genuinely believes I haven't

>>81613554
>>81613608
Why do you think we care about the opinions of those who can't afford to live here?

Even just entering into the girlfriend competition is a ridiculous amount of effort. Like make sure you have a good haircut, don't have a scruffy beard, don't have bad teeth, wear clothes that are smart, ensure you are washing every day, don't be too fat or too skinny. Then you've got to somehow be in a full time job in this crappy economy where even graduates aren't getting responses for basic jobs.

Then maybe you'll be in the girlfriend competition. You'll be up against thousands of men thanks to the online dating cancer that has driven up women's expectations of a man considerably. Don't have a good job? Another man will. There are more attractive single men available. Live at home with mummy? There's men living in their own place. Don't drive? Other men can drive. The list goes on.

>>81613588
Aye, have fond memories of getting cheap pc games from GAME back in day in these cases. It was like 3 for 10 or something and they had 3 for 20 but you took a gamble some where great others shit or wouldn't run on me computer kek t

Ethics and aesthetics are one.

>>81613635
>>81613638
>boiled
you people are insane

thinking of marinading them, roasting in the air fryer, cutting into strips. but then what's stopping me from dicing them up first, THEN cooking them? which is better?

>>81613646
thats weird, I had some girl that asked to date me when more sociable outside and im unemployed

>>81613653
Back in the day

>>81613658
What part of "broke" did you not get. Air fryers werent an option and also I wasnt eating them to get them good I just wanted a quick and easy way to cook a meal.
"all things in one pot" is fucking easy.

>>81613653
>Kingpin: Life of Crime
maybe it was off the back of this thread, watched a video playthrough of this.

honestly, pretty neat. so many games tried to do the whole 'games are like films!!!' thing and it's fucking shite (let me play the game) but this looks cool, might actually play it some day

>>81613653
Fucked up my post.
Back in the day, when I was at Uni, I always raided the GAME section for the 3 for something bits.
I remember sometimes they were fucking steals, like I got a relatively new Anno game in it iirc.

>>81613645
I'm not living there, my parents are making me go for a month. I'd rather go see castle or whatever, but no, we gotta go see a globalist city urban hellscape. God I do NOT wanna go.

>>81613658
Have you ever tried it? Its not that bad ya know. Plus you dont have to eat them boiled it just saves cooking time the next time when you actually intend to cook them properly. Like the butty vans that microwave the bacon in the morning so they can grill it in like 2 minutes when you order your butty later on

Any guys into MILFs?

>>81613572
Fair enough they aren't for everyone. I don't bother with them nowadays other than the festival last year and I'm going back this year.
>>81613584
Only some people can smell it, lid.
>>81613605
Eva lass are you a philosopher?
>>81613619
Stick in fridge for a sandwich tomorrow. x

>>81613599
I'd like her to strike muh willy.

>>81613686
Aye, but not bogged GILFs

>>81613686
Whoever was into her, would have to class her as a GGILF

>>81613653
>three kingdoms
Very based, lid. This looks like a list of games on GOG now, doesn't it? Toca was my jam there was a cheat to make it rain frogs or some such.

>>81613669
>broke
that's fair lad, i am lucky in that i just happen to already own an air fryer. i don't have a kettle and people have told me boiling water on the hob is more expensive, but i don't need to boil water that often.

problem is i just have so much chicken breasts, as sheer matter, that i wouldn't be able to batch cook some massive one-pot thing. i just wouldn't. better off just having general-purpose, cooked chicken, before it goes off. there's a very real risk i will just throw out (currently) perfectly good chicken.

>>81613560
>LOOKS COOL IS COOL
>LOOKS BAD IS BAD
>cavemen think like this
>use your evolutionary functions
This is the type of thinking which led to our cities becoming ugly hellscapes btw
>oo being ugly is good actually and how things look doesn't matter, you'll like it eventually

>>81613706
Grim Granny I'd like to Fuck?

>>81613682
i have boiled a cube of chicken as a daft experiment with a friend, it was cooked through but just some flavourless grey blob. didn't even taste like chicken.

that whole sous vide thing sounds fascinating. at least then you aren't boiling it directly IN the water (fuck you Asda for adding water to your chicken breasts, just don't)

>>81613715
You could try and bake them in tinfoil with some garnish? Itd bake n stay moist plus you can put bacon or whatnot inside the breast for fatty flavour?

>>81613587
You walking past a mirror you mong? lol

>>81613715
Honestly this was back in the day before air lads were even really a thing. I'm talking about 5-10 years ago range.
I just dont give a shit about taste too, I just want food in the gullet and as long as it isnt "gross" I don't care. Boiled chicken is tasteless, but thats fine with me. Not a foodie.

>>81613114
Give me a good metal band to try. Note: I never listen to music, and I know literally nothing about it except Metallica

>>81613736
My advice is if you do that. Put it in the oven and dont fully submerge the thing, it cooks badly quick and the top gets a nice browning on it while still being moist too.
Im a good budget(Broke) cook

Even 100s of years ago they seasoned their food it doesn't make you cool to eat tasteless slop.

>>81613720
No, a GORGEOUS GOTYA I'd not like to fuck.

>>81613750
Abominable Putridity they are really accessible. If you're looking for something lighter try Demilich. If those fail then your final option is Agoraphobic Nosebleed.

>>81613718
Thank you, another actual realist here.
Everyones either labour bloc or just so fed up they dont care either way and their both as bad as each other

>>81613718
muslims like this are a bigger threat to the labour party than the conservatives are

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_Alliance_(UK

all right i am going to butterfly these chicken breasts, marinade half, freeze half. any bits i fuck up? daft diced chicken for a stir fry or two.

shit's going to take me all night. but they won't cut themselves.

>>81613750
Uh fuck all the metal I like is extreme and has shouting you won't like.
I dunno take something fun and somewhat accessible compared to most. It's mostly as this fits the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll4Z_E_eE-0

>>81613437
Those Funko Pops and overpriced games won't buy themselves

A LIVING BREATHING PIECE OF DEFEATING MEAT
https://youtu.be/oWeTeFn0LhM?si=BuJsDkJjVRbROTxS

>>81613785
Funko just send their customers today an email about increasing prices too. A commenter on Reddit says he's trying to shift a Ghostface Funko for 700 dollary doos. LMAO!

>>81613779
great URL there champ
but honestly i'd not even heard of these, they're five separate independents who aren't part of a party? wat.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Respect_Party
this was trve Mvslim power. what could have been ;__;

>>81613048
Channel 4 execs:
>Corr I know, let's get a bunch of shy people who are a bit unsure in social situations and we'll stick cameras in their faces while pushing them to do things that they're not very comfortable doing. Then we can all LAUGH at them. Great idea!

>>81613637
Enjoyed the early 2000s US TV talk a week or two ago

>>81613804
>>81613785
Cannot for the life in me stand funko pops. They are the most ugly, soulless, lifeless "collectible" on the planet.

>>81613066
I sometimes use /pol/ but most people there are just very racist. I guess normal people, who aren't racist, have better things to do than post on /pol/.

>>81613653
Those fucking cases broke my discs before I even got them out once. Still have my broken Dungeon Keeper 2. Seething.

why does heavy metal always go for 'haha, guts! so gross lol!'

why not child vaginas? why not eye parasites? or one of those weird ants

>>81613810
the were a mix of muslim labour defectors and independents that all took former labour seats.

Wondering if Eva owns any funko pops.

Bloody Hell DVDlad has found love!
https://youtu.be/sL9sh-ebSPg?si=iT4aXKOkaipAFfYK

>>81613713
>toca
memory unlocked. Definitely downloading that beauty now. Racing games are one of the few I can still enjoy as I get older

>>81613838
Plenty of hands have different lyrics, it's not all blood and guts. Largely depends on the band and the genre.

>>81613842
Liz Kendall won her seat by 600 votes. A Gaza independent was hot on her heels and theres going to be a 99.99% chance she will loose her seat in the next election to a fucking Gaza independent. Oh I cannot wait. I will be laughing for the next century if that happens.

>>81613838
>why does heavy metal always go for 'haha, guts! so gross lol!'
Can tell you don't listen to it much mate

>>81613675
Never heard of that one
>>81613678
>>81613713
Not my pic just took it off google, I did have 6 of the games on it but yes it had some serious hidden gems and good deals found over the years

>>81613779
Surely the bigger threats to Labour are Reform, the Greens to some extent, and the Lib Dems to some extent

>>81613815
>let's also pretend we're doing it as an experiment and to raise awareness for autism
Like when they got these 2 to go on TV and have sex in a box

>>81613815
as wank as reality shows are, The Undateables was at least framed nicely: these are people who, understandably, have trouble forming relationships. they have agreed to be filmed.

it's less of a lololol freak show, a bit more sweet. i remember one had a lad with Tourette's who kept saying "SHE'S A SLAG!" and such, but HE actually turned it into a stand-up comedian routine. a winning move.

A notorious bare-knuckled fighter has been recalled to jail just weeks after teaming up with Liz Truss in a bizarre video promoting his new whisky.

Convicted thug Dougie Joyce, from Manchester, appeared alongside the former Prime Minister in a clip filmed as she made a visit to Scunthorpe United's ground.

Joyce was seen proudly handing her a bottle before saying his catchphrase, Just remember, Dougie Joyce loves ya' - before the ex-PM held it up and responded: 'Liz Truss loves you.'

>>81613885
Does the lass on the left speak backwards and hang out around red curtains?

>>81613885
>>81613895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nW1CczLNjsI

>>81613884
muslims numbers are going up while bazza numbers are going down so long term its alliance

would you shag eva, blad?

>>81613869
>>81613876
that's fair lads, i know i'm coming off a bit catty.
people are right that metalheads are sound. except ONE time in a mosh pit when someone actually properly hurt me. HE wasn't sound. but i fully agree that, overall, metalheads are sound.

just don't get the out-edging culture, i suppose.
>shocking thing
>yeah? well, MORE shocking thing!
(latest album by Gangrenous Urethra)

>>81613912
Neoliberalism gets them all in the end

>>81613887
Perhaps I have judged the show too quickly, I've only seen short clips from it

>>81613890
Liz Truss is legitimately nuts

>>81613929
>>yeah? well, MORE shocking thing!
It's mostly bantz mate. Or shock value is an easy way to get commercial success.
The most edgy are the nazi bands, and they wont get commercial success outside of a very select few.

>>81613929
Guttural Fanny Flatulence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNMpyRcQBR4

>>81613920
A little bit derogatory that lad. Im not like you lot who make those weird "things id do to Eva posts" to be honest I think I would be too shy to meet up. Dont have the confidence.

>>81613936
this, western Islamism is largely larp, they're very much dunya>deen
the few that aren't have probably been arrested by Prevent

>>81613815
>>81613885
tbqh if i was a Channel 4 executive, i'd be looking to the Ofcom guidelines for the precise limit to what we could make a programme about, then make that programme

>>81613929
Honestly bands like Cannibal Corpse didn't start out to shock people. They started out with Chris Barnes writing lyrics like horror films because he was a huge horror movie buff.

>>81613940
>Perhaps I have judged the show too quickly, I've only seen short clips from it
/b/tard larfz aside, it's decent. yeah it's called 'The Undateables', but would the participants disagree, if you asked them?
nobody's really being hoodwinked or mocked. if something happens, that's just them - they weren't goaded into it.
doesn't go in the opposite direction either, 30 minutes of Neurodiversity Awareness messaging or anything.

there was a lot of cruel shite on telly in the 2000s-early 2010s, The Undateables is an example of doing it right.

>>81613962
C'mon lad don't sell yourself short. I am sure that after a bit more chatting one on one and maybe a phone call, you could meet up.

squash levels running low

>>81614038
they post this fella in brit/pol/ too

>>81614038
He's mental, clearly, squash goes in first.

sad that wops is using some of her inheritance from pop pop wops to pay for titty reduction surgery but the good news im getting the extracted titty meat

3 thread of the day and 320+ posts in 2 hours. The big man is one one today.

>>81613950
>>81613952
>>81613984
thank you for your kindness, metal men
i am more of a pop music person
if you were out-and-out a Nazi, well, that's just it's own thing (might be for you, but it's not for me)

>guttural fanny flatulence
the non-joke/non-metal shock track this makes me think of is Throbbing Gristle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la2-_S2ksnk
(it's just noise imo)

I get anxiety if we have more than 2 threads a day.
It not fair.

SSM is looking old

Feel nostalgic for my Christian country that doesnt exist anymore
Nvr signed up for this x

>>81614125
you know a christian nation would burn you alive for your tastes right

>>81614038
Feel some affinity when i look@ him, the type of soul I see in his eyes,would have liked to known him in his hey day

>>81614056
Thats absolutely vile,
I love it

>>81614101
>if you were out-and-out a Nazi, well, that's just it's own thing (might be for you, but it's not for me)
It's a big scene in metal. For me I just like the music and I do find the sheer outrageous amount of edge the bands have comical so I enjoy that too.

Chores nearly done neway,excited for sum prncess time nd get a early night in bed. Not chatting about puffins at 4 in the morning tonight

it not too late to change

>>81614133
I think most of us would have been locked up by now, still makes me wish for a more homogeneous country. And i prefer christian values over the imported variety. No poltics tho, we've had enough for one day I reckon

>>81614133
Am on about the nice polite type from my grannys day
I feel like when u talk to your granny n ppl of that era,you can feel traces of it
But in my mams era, I doubt it was there either.Or else boomers would have turned out different
What do I know though but its not here now neway....

have to use ingredients to make brownies instead of from waitrose this week, grim

>>81614101
oh, i guess that was the instrumental version, or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz-ys0Uwpos

like the idea of sampling weird sounds and things. just don't think i could dance to this.

Binge ate cereal so I had a lil purge

Cheers

>>81614157
If u read this left to right like japanese ppl its a nice glow up

>>81614157
He looks exactly the same to me, just different lighting, for better or for worse

>>81614181
finished reading to tab into this
ruined my day

>>81614167
even the nicer christians didnt take kindly to fellas in women's clothing mate

Popmart banned the sale of Labubus in th UK due to "youths" (negros/muslims) getting violent at stores. 15 jillion Brit women are now on suicide watch.

>>81614217
Evr heard of my wife joan of arc x

>>81614179
tryed listening to it buts its not my thing, try this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmG14Jc4K1U

>>81614125
>>81614133
>>81614167
i'm not a Christian and i think he's a bit silly but Richard Dawkins' whole 'cultural Christian' thing makes sense imo

i don't have some horrible view of human nature - we are, actually, civilised, best starting point to NOT be animalistic. with that in mind i think most people would be decent and nice and it's not as straightforward as "ohhh they NEED religion or they'd RAPE AND MURDER!" nah m8 those are few and far between, but Christian values just instilled good manners, supporting each other, community, and.

>>81614200
>ruined my day

GOOD. Glad I did something of use today.

>>81614242
We are better off with God simple as x

>>81614222
Don't understand this collecting these dumb toys of random shit I know it's a big thing in Japan etc.

>>81614232
that lass that ate mouldy brread and went off her fucking rocker?

>>81613346
lovely tits lad hope you are well <3 x

>>81614242
Christian values also instilled a lot of fucked up shit and encouraged power hungry establishments like most churches and the vatican.
I'm fully on board the christopher hitchens train of "religion is the worst thing to happen to humanity"

heavily on the pies now, no work tomorrow

dick keeps randomly shriveling up but otherwise i feel fine, what is happening dr anon?

>>81614291
stop snorting cocaine

>>81614240
! quite like this. thank you YMO-anon.

same vibes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcsjeuT5-Vs

>>81614192
got a kick ou of this

is crossy retiring the eva6 character again soon

I think if we gassed all footfags we wouldnt lose much

>>81614322
we posted at the same time earlier you know

>>81614316
why did you link this?

Who wants to see me in a fighting game of their choice?

>>81614339
Oldest trick in the book for samefagging

>>81614363
just thought it might HELP with me proving im not crossy

>>81614299
never done it in my life, doc

>>81614340
because the relevant skit is also drumbeats sampled from things out and about on da streets
for some reason the BBC web guys clipped it in dogshit quality (even for 2008), with some other out-of-context scenes attached

here have the Depeche Mode song, 'Pipeline', where they sampled hitting a REAL pipeline, instead:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmcPgQPwzt8

>>81614367
did you enjoy the Dan and Fred weltdowns last night ?

>>81614355
can the 'fighting game of my choice' be 'a skirt'?

>>81614410
who what when where how

>post about a synchronicity
>claim to not be crossy

>>81614424
in the fishtank
Fred and Dan were having weltdowns after consuming wooze

>>81614439
OH sorry i thought you were talking about some kind of actual tv show
honestly i dont like dan, hes just, ick,
fred is cool, i guess? he just, idk, is a little self asorbed for me.

On the vodka tonight, bit of a change from rum. Very humid today lads, how have you coped in the heat?

>>81614415
Strive is a dogshit game

think we need to ban this technology before it gets out of hand

>>81614480
you can just tell it to not say the last part and pretend to be in love with you in the pre-instructions

>>81614454
would hate to see the house without wissed up Freddie

>>81614484
that was my first and only interaction with it.
not sure what it's on about tbqh.

>>81614500
he definitely adds something to the house just not an ideal friend for me

>>81614480
Wonder how many losers out there actually fell in love with their chat bot

One of those nights, my metalfags.

>>81614514
saw a post on xitter who sneaked a pic of a guy dming chatgpt with a good morning message with love hearts
anyone have it?

>>81614518
Dont ever reply to me again, i genuinely hate you

>>81614157
corr what a glow down

not actually going to relapse but the alcohol taste in this tiramisu is something else. it's actually horrible, right, like getting a spritz of deodorant in your mouth.

but god damn, i could just down a bottle of vodka. i just could.

>>81614518
here it is
>>81614524
you're in a mood today

>>81614524
Can relate to that m80.

>>81614517
Not a metalfag but, what's up anon?

>>81614535
Fucks sake and it's on 4o too. You'd need to be a fucking retard. Not even 4.5

>>81614531
I'm on tin 3 of 4 mate, and I can tell you that you're doing the better job.

>>81614458
good night for you my lad
will join you in a bit
I have a few cans left

>>81614514
Saw some weirdo clip twitter of a guy who cries when talking to chatgpt

>>81614543
Nah lad you need the metalfag context.
https://youtu.be/FWWCiZ0lLOo&t=256

Well i ment right t lo left but you got what i mean,,am "compromised" atm in a few ways
>>81614458
Nice teddys x

>>81614576
Ah, ok. No worries.

Codeine starting to wear off, time to get wissed

>>81614458
Have you tried mixing pepsi max with spiced rum? Tastes exactly like batternberg cake.

>>81614562
I cried this morning talking to chatgpt. I'm not in a weird pretend relationship with it though, I just sometimes work through some emotions with it. It has really helped me.

wanking too much x

i sometimes cry when i post on britfeel

let's say i take one of these every day, will that help me to get a job?

Pussy money weed lt all a nigga need x

>>81614632
Everything resets after 999,999 wanks.
>>81614636
Why anon, did a bully stick upside down drawing pins on the keys of your keyboard?
That was a joke to hopefully cheer you up.

>>81614560
well, i've just done a line of ket and if i fixate on wanting-to-be-drunk i might have to snort a pregabalin

we all have problems in life.

>>81614636
alright cryssy

>>81614671
i don't know how to hedge this in good faith or whatever but can you please PLEASE record yourself saying this
would be a laugh (with you, not at you)
(you have a nice voice)

>>81614680
fucking hell mate never mind i think you're off the wagon further than me despite the lack of booze

Love crosslads collection of cool cats

>>81614650
Gave me permanent tinnitus in both ears, a nice constant high pitched screech that has been going for 5 years, after taking prozac for ~3 months.

>>81612843 (OP)
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/oKRcbRGDC6U
London!!

A new fred

>>81614746
>>81614746

>>81614699
true, true. pregabalins just have the powder inside, it its

>>81614754
What about my anxiety, you monster, 4 threads, that's like making somebody with epilepsy, jump in a bath while holding a toaster.

>>81614680
JSt took a few more pills me even though i was already feeling it jst fancy monging out in bed with no mercy.Cheersxx wish i had pregab Tbh
>>81614698
No bc my mums home loool x

Moving inverness the place to be
Ist my dream to live by the sea*
The future so gloomcore in inverness
The place for me
*Loch

Giddy up NEssie xx eww nessie ur slimy x

>>81614710
i've had prozac before and never had that problem. i guess my main two problems while on it were:
1. reduced libido, but that went back to normal for me when i stopped the prozac
2. small personality changes perhaps, but i guess this is a minor worry
i would definitely rather take no meds whatsoever. but at the moment i fucking need a job. my mind is kind of fucked at the moment so maybe prozac will just help me get into a job.

>>81614181
Going to do some analysis on this toilet later to do if it's the same one from the poos