Thread 82257614

Great Cumbrae edition

He knew full well it was a tranny.

>>82257614 (OP)
no whitworth edition?

miss Chika.
miss Crossy.
miss ketamine.

>>82257634
Forgot all about that, sorry lod

you do not wake up and 'are old' one day. there is a gradual ageing process for your entire life.

nobody tells old men to buzz their heads, they're old.

just want eva6 back tbqh

Calling it for today soonish, me

>approaching mid-30s
>don't look like a thirtysomething man

i do nothing healthy.

>>82257647
its alright lad

>>82257614 (OP)
My favourite brothel shut down and the escort scene is dying in general in my town, guess I'm gunna have to start going to London for escorts now

>>82257707
>favourite brothel
grim I reckon

how's your local escort scene, /britfeel/?

>>82257699
you're not meant to give dogs chocolate

praying eva6 back for anon
also crosslad, also his wee cat, maybe smirnoffbro.

if God won't do it, technology will.

Just had me first game of pool there. Lost but got down to black so not too bad. All signed up now. Season starts in 2 weeks time and the pool lids seem sound af. Only on me 2nd wint too, yeah I'm 2 wints in only if that's alright with you.

Cried when I found out Brent Hinds died. It not right.

>>82257837
what pool rules do people play with, lad?

You don't have to be here

You can leave and have a life

Stop feeling sorry for yourself

Having met quite a few of you irl (albeit not recently) I know for a fact you all look normal and can hold a conversation. Some of you are even attractive.

or at the very least:
player fouls (hits opponent's ball or whatever)
opponent gets that extra free shot
pots a ball on the first one
do they have ONE more shot, or two left?

>>82257879
>Having met quite a few of you irl
you the feelstreet.jpg lad?

all the specifically 'incel' stuff (the memes, manifestos, etc) feels young and new to me but i get where it comes from: specifically-male loneliness is pretty timeless. it's actually nice that some lads are handsome or charismatic, and that not everyone is a raging misogynist or something, it's sweet. but what if they're just mental? or disabled? that's not as simple as self-pity.

seething is bad sure, but so is false hope. i reckon some lads here can be comfy while genuinely accepting their lot in life.

>>82257872

Thursday club rules de lid x

>>82257879
The small pool of posters who would actually agree to meet up in real life will be skewed towards normie looking posters who can hold a conversation you gorilla brained retard.

Where did it all go so wrong de lads

So apparently Crossmong's mother died, sad

>>82258054
>olive-green McDonald's playing classical music at 3am
>supposedly reduces antisocial behaviour or something

although i'll admit, as a kid McDonald's felt purely like a kid's/family thing. i have no qualms about popping in now for a burger, would be weird if it was a Wacky Warehouse type place.

>>82258073
did he say you could share this?
i know 4chan is dicks but it really is the best-case scenario someone's telling fibs here.

>>82257879
I don't feel sorry for myself, I'm doing good, but I don't have anywhere else to talk about my parcels

What is cunt starmer's punishment going to be when he finally goes to hell?

Fingering this AI lassies arsehole. x

>>82258269
Raped in a hotel full of migrant demons while trying to age verify (with no success) on demon internet

Smashes this AI lassies head in for being a cheeky brat. x

>>82258073
How do you know that? Gutted if true. He loves his Mammy.

what is the britfell consensus on wurger king?

>>82258269
since all NEETs go to hell, he'll have to face all our brothers he (let's face it) murdered.

>>82257879
>Some of you are even attractive.

Are you referring to Shippy?

>>82258343
haven't been in a while
liked getting that xl wacon cheesewurger

For me? It's knockoff Rustler Burgers that taste like eating a cow's cock.

for me it was the old Burger King kiosk menu that let you get really pedantic with the food, and it didn't add extra charges at random (McDonald's SOMETIMES charging me 30p for lettuce? piss off.)

shit had placeholder variable names, too. burgerExtrasJalapenos type stuff.

>>82258419
>kiosk
>old
Mate...

Burger King kiosks nowadays? big "MAKE PLAIN" button, and fuck all else.

When will i start feeling like a man?

>>82258445
When your AI girlfriend takes your virginity.

>>82258424
old compared to the newer GUIs, i guess. to me it's all still mad high-tech stuff, and it's better than some Maccies lad getting your pedantic order wrong.

bring back that full 'Customise' button. i want a PLAIN BURGER but with LETTUCE (x2) and JALAPENOS (x2). a human being would go "uh technically that's not plain" yeah i fucking know.

>>82258454
Only children order plain burgers anyway.

>>82257879
>You don't have to be here
ive been here nearly half of my life (12-24)

>You can leave and have a life
I have a job and gf

>Stop feeling sorry for yourself
I have no mates, dont really like my gf, my civil service bullshit job doesn't pay enough and I feel like its over at 24, I'll never retire, own property and despite trying to save as much as humanly possible each month I am barely getting anywhere, ive got quals and experience and finding anything better is impossible, I dont think I'll ever make enough to get out of this shithole studio flat

>I know for a fact you all look normal and can hold a conversation. Some of you are even attractive.
it means nothing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGXxQ1QMhYw

>>82258464
mostly the fact that i dislike gherkins, and them 1.50 single/double cheeseburgers didn't come with lettuce as standard. make it plain, add tomato, add lettuce, add jalapenos, do NOT add gherkins/onions.

(sauce, whatever. i think burgers don't need sauce. but you can think whatever you like.)

why do dads like gogglebox so much

Box Room Banditos make excellent companions as long you give them ample deep fried chalupas. They're not as territorial if their well fed.
I keep this on repeat. Stops their stand offish behaviour.

https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0

>>82258548
my dad never watched one

Real oomfies wouldn't say Crossm*ng

Real oomfies call him Crossydresser

Seriously what are the chances of Ruth's surname being Crossmong? Of all names in the world. How is this not a simulation?

For a Frogful of Bennies
For Apu Bennies More
The Frog, the Frog, and the Frog

It's not like it's a generic Smith Jones name. It's pretty fucking specific.

I really miss Crosslad. I really miss Evalass. I really miss Yanklass. I really miss Coinlad. I really miss Arbroathylass. I really miss Willy Biscuit.

Just miss Spaffman

>>82258740
Willy biscuit turned into Canna-chan then disappeared

>>82258740
is yanklass the only lass to post here without a willard?

Missed bus ;_;

>>82258740
>Coinlad
I don't collect now, too commercial these days, barely any of the new 50ps are in circulation, BUNC packs only, I did buy the dinosaur ones though because I like dinosaurs

One of Lollers mates?

>>82258054
because of all the noise over childhood obesity, they basically made the buildings unappealing to children.

>>82258789
>can't even take anime to an anime convention anymore
1984

i miss having someone and something to to and about

I've found you nine times before, maybe ten, and I'll find you again, until the end, I always do, I find you because I know you, and I know you because we are the same.

not responding to these notifs because i am a FUCKIN PSYCHOPATH.......

>>82258772
You're still here? I thought you fell into a vat of acid at The Royal Mint looking for the elusive Paddington in Auschwitz coin.

>>82258789
now let's wait for the lolicon crowd to say "it's not illegal" and "nobody has ever been charged".
U.S. Code 1466A you morons, it covers drawings (so does the UK law).

>>82258972
Mong probably had physical loli hentai or something. He must have been acting a retard at pre-clearance as well if they felt the need to search him. My recent journey through TSA at Dublin Airport was seamless.

>Paddington goes to the bank to deposit a pound coin
>returns to the bank later to withdraw his pound coin
>they give him A pound coin, not HIS pound coin
>seethes.

based autism-coded bear.

>>82259009
there are some ridiculous ones, like this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltdgSEPPCZs
but even then the 2D drawings were more cutesy than explicit (they're in the video). if it's outright loli porn that's a tougher case to put it mildly. real kids? yeah fuck it.

still, no idea how you end up getting the images on your laptop searched. weird one.

>>82259052
He must have been acting suspicious or had something suspicious in his case. The TSA part at Dublin Airport doesn't even have security, you go through Dublin security and then just get your fingerprints and photo at pre-clearance but they don't check your bags or search you unless you give them a reason to.

>>82258949
Crossy needs you in his hour or need and you're ignoring him? Really rude that.

>>82259101
i don't really get airport security, honestly. i went on holidays as a kid before 2001, i know people say it all changed with that there 9/11.
but it's so tedious and serious. if it's outright terrorism or weapons on a plane, i mean, they could just blow up a train, or do something in a crowded public place?

all this "you do NOT fuck around at airports/with airport security"...why? 99.99% of people are just trying to fly from point A to point B.

crossy's mam is a nurse. if she died, it would be in the news.

What if Crossy went ballistic and killed his mammy because they had the audacity to ban his Elfbars?

Crossy's Oedipus complex

Crossy in the land of chalk drawings.

wdyd when your not thinking about and posting about other posters and youtubers?

>>82259200
Abusing AI women.

Yo, fuck those AI bitches.

reading that Paddington Abroad now, me.

>Trouble at the Airport
cor i think Paddington might be one of those Bear Room Banditos i've been hearing about.

>>82259237
Should send him back to Peru and make him stay there. The thing pays no taxes.

>>82259237
Paddington is really a cheeky wee bugger isn't he? Takes for granted everyone treats him as normal despite being a fucking walking talking bear.

I dont fucking see the point in doing this anymore, all of it, I want to stop paying any and all taxes.

Paddington is a nonce.

>>82259265
He turns the kiddies into marmalade I heard. Mum always told me to watch out for Pedo Paddington creeping around at night.

Why did Paddington travel hundreds of miles to groom a child with marmalade sandwiches?

Loved it when those two lads sawed Paddingtons face off with a circular saw

>>82259123
they just get off on bullying normies, at the end of the day.
Having an armed guard ride in the cockpit with the pilots would surely be a more apt solution.
They don't want to solve the problem. They want to rummage through your pants and make you feel like a criminal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGTN6XqIDAM&t=220s
who was in the wrong here?

Wateva happen to da stwong, silent type? Like Paddington Beah?

mad to think so much time passed even just between the 70s/90s cartoons they had to change the one pound note + tuppence in interest to a five pound note + ten pence in interest.
also the bank manager is a WOMAN called "Mrs Patel" (not being racialist, just saying)

at some point the basic stories of children's books won't even make sense any more. "going to the fairground" what's a fairground, dad?

i could stop Paddingtonposting. i won't.

Release the marmalade logs.

THEY CHANGED SPACE

< old space

Paddingtonlad is a nonce

>>82258949
Not nice this lad. Respond right now.

>>82258949
Release the crossmong chatlogs

fuck new space

Welper and Crossmong eloping in Flamingo Land.

NEW SPACE

Marmaladinati runs deep. Protect your raincoats.

Star Wars gets it right

>>82259547
Where does Bagpuss fit into all of this?

A caller has connected to the conference

>>82259544
>Protect your raincoats.
...oh.

>>82259565
Emily grew up, making even more animal friends, until the doctors diagnosed her with the hydrocephalus that was causing her hallucinations. having reached adulthood, it was up to her whether to go for the shunt surgery. she did. Bagpuss, Madeleine, all he other random toys died that night.

>>82259569
patch them through

how do I get a doctor's appointment if I'm too autistic to ring them?

>>82259675
Ask your mum to phone them lad

Anyone here ever fingered Crossy or Shippy's arseholes?

>>82259675
NHS app, or eConsult (if your GP surgery still does those)

>>82259675
Same lad Im like this as well I just get mammy to phone them up on my behalf.

what do paddington and shippy both have in common?

>>82259792
fascinate us?

>>82259792
They are both really fucking fascinating as fuck

>>82259792
shippy is, famously, a friend of the browns.

>>82259823
They are both fat paedophiles

This evening I received 4 rejection emails within 4 minutes of eachother, all of them had the same rejection message, and yet these were all supposedly different companies.
This shit is so fucking rigged.

>>82259823
>>82259870
So shippy is behind the fascinating posts? Knew he was.

Just got back from pool night. Won two games. Necked a fair few wints. Even got given me own personal pool cue stick. Been asked to join committee. I think that's what you call making a good first impression. Oh aye.

>>82260216
oh aye
helper the committee man
new era

Having a wuppa now. Know when to call it a day x

>>82260243

I'll see what happens. Imma take this shit real slowly. Don't want to rush into anything. Got me wooty to think of. So far all seems good.

>>82259615
Kinell. Paddington is a monster. Not right what he did to Bagpuss.

>>82260311
You're doing alreet there de lid. The best you've been doing in years, building a real future. Even if you get drunk and mong out occasionally you're still better off and it's lush. More interactions with real people will have you a Chaddington in no time. Oh aye.

>>82260311
Keep up with the community stuff and the volunteering. It DOES pay off in the end. I've met some amazing people from people far above my tier who will help you. You'll never know who you'll meet doing good stuff. t. someone who has REALLY benefited from literally just going out and picking up crisp packets for a year. Masons innit.

>>82260372

Yeah. I feel like I'm in a good position right now. I know I still occasionally do my wollocks in but asides from that things are going well for me.

>>82260395

Aye it's all about networking. I get that now. You meet new people, new doors open ect... I think joining the pool team is a step in the right direction. Just a shame I'm missing the first game of the season as that's when I'm away at Flamingo Land.

>>82260531
It is a step in the right direction
Just remember- Keep turning up. That's all you have to do. KEEP TURNING UP.
Don't be a flake. Keep fucking turning up my lid. That phrase should never leave your mind. Consistency is key above all other virtues.
Enjoy Flamingo Land but once you're back get stuck in with you local obligations.
You'll be 4x better by end of year.

Helper doing a number on the seethie weethies.

>>82260586
He IS a Seethie Weether.
He learnt the score.
But is being a Seethie Weether bad?
In this bitch of world seething against it the only way to build a mental barrier to combat it.
We didn't choose this life, the seething chose us.
Just wish there was a better way.
When the world go dark you can only afford to hide in the shadows it sometimes provides.
It over.

>>82260574

Based Darth Seether. You know, despite our many clashes in the past, I always respected you man. You were villain with integrity unlike this new generation of twolls.

This scene is basically me and Darth Seether in 2025 x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcLD8qBr6Y4

i just don't want to see Helper succeed.

>>82260678
Neither do I.
But I believe in some forms of redemption.
If they can repel all that makes themselves bad...
then succeed because of it.
Shouldn't you wish them to achieve a goal that gives benevolence?

Any lads ever watch Travel Sick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr6xUETmofA

you lads seen seen max and paddy's road to nowhere?

>>82260775
you dirty pig!

>>82260775
Raymond the bastard and big bibs bastard beans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyFTiL2Dek4
classiq

>>82260775
HOW DARE YOU! DIRTY PIG!

Corr feel shattered now. Garn watch some YouTubes in beddingtons for a lil bit then get some shut eye.

Corr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zwskgzpmaQ

Newsnation knows the score x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swRKXOeNs_Q

Cannot be arsed me

Garn sleeps now. Hopefully womfy liminal dreams await x

had enough of today, going to bed, goodnight bellends

>>82262068
ill ejaculate on you while youre sleeping

struggling with mental health atm, difficult time

>>82258680
If the only the simulation would make us be together. If only the simulation would make my life better.

>>82259916
Almost as if you applied for them minutes apart and you're getting an automated rejection email after some number of weeks

up now and thinking about crossy

My new R lass turned 24 the other day. I'll probably just keep her a secret, though. It sucks I'll never have a british rose girlfriend.

It's weird she's only like a month older than her. 24 is a good age to be a woman.

>>82263064
>>82263116
kys you creep

>>82263128
I don't want to have those dark thoughts. asmr is all I have.

24 is a good age for some women.

Honestly I'm alright with ofcom banning everything if it forces ruthmong to kill himself, genuine creep.

Tbf YouTube should make an option for creators so that only ID verified accounts can watch the content, that would stop him

Cheated on my gf last night and I feel like shit now.

I do find it kind of dumb how people who could have spent decades paying into the system, but are left out to dry when it comes to falling on hard times at no fault of their own. 16k savings and you're basically told to fuck off for any financial assistance if you go unemployed.

Yet some people contribute nothing and get given much more. It really pays to not work. They have to give you something...you cannot get employment without a fixed address.

They opened the floodgates to let non white men into this country, which has fundamentally fucked up our culture for the worse. So many immigrants are willing to just work for low pay. A British man expects more in life. You're just expected to slave for minimum wage and never have any money for a life. No travel, no relationships as you are lowlife scum to women if you don't work a progressive job. I refuse to play that game. Shit life...may as well leech and be the scum draining this country.

>>82263231
Nah if they do that people worse than me will want revenge. They'll take out their anger on anyone.

>>82263241
I don't have ID but I do not think it will apply to safe content. YouTube needs them ad views.

The government will always be there for me. No bennies? I'll just smash police cars up and do the prison routine. Get released? Immediately start smashing police cars up again. Fuck just standing in the middle of the road like this mong.

>>82263346
Yes we know you are close to being violent, this is why you need to kill yourself.
>>82263354
I don't think YouTube care about the ad revenue random ASMR channels that average probably 10k views, and what I'm suggesting is an option specifically enabled by the creators when they're being stalked by someone like (You)

>>82263380
It doesn't matter. One ad view from a real person is still money to them. I get the same yogurt ad play all year round and never buy any yogurts out of anger. Ads are a necessary evil and they will fight back at Ofcom. One of the richest companies in the world.

Yogurt CEOs on suicide watch

>>82263432
You could just stop being a creep before you actually hurt someone

>>82263518
Where will that get me in life?

Doing a bacon buppy buppy dance to give my day a fresh new start coming on strong.
Got to think ourselves very lucky, there's always someone else worse off than us.

>>82263367
>The government will always be there for me. No bennies? I'll just smash police cars up and do the prison routine. Get released? Immediately start smashing police cars up again. Fuck just standing in the middle of the road like this mong.
fascinating

I wanted to play video games but was tinkering around in GNU/Linux all night. Feels like a big waste of time, you know?

>>82263535
>Doing a bacon buppy buppy dance to give my day a fresh new start coming on strong.
>Got to think ourselves very lucky, there's always someone else worse off than us.
fascinating

>>82263533
A better place than you are now.

careful lads he's found a post he didn't enjoy reading but cannot resist himself from responding to!
thanks for the (you) lmfao

>>82263553
>I wanted to play video games but was tinkering around in GNU/Linux all night. Feels like a big waste of time, you know?
fascinating

>>82263556
>careful lads he's found a post he didn't enjoy reading but cannot resist himself from responding to!
>thanks for the (you) lmfao
fascinating

I did not enjoy that post!

>>82263570
He doesn't like them one bit!

the apu has just had a beige buffet bellybusta takeaway delivered

Editorlad on a mad one

Never been so tired in my life but work starts now

There was a power cut last night I think. Hope my OLED is alright. I only know because the dimmer on my lamp reset and my PS5 isn't on standby anymore. Mad!

Mad dreamingtonshire again involving febrezeberg. What means. What means.

ruthmong never posted proof he is on linux

>>82263772
ruthmong is a BN character

>>82263772
>ruthmong never posted proof he is on linux
fascinating

>>82263778
>ruthmong is a BN character
fascinating

>>82263762
Chika left us, in case you missed it. Gone to the big arseberg in the sky.

>>82263812
>Chika left us, in case you missed it. Gone to the big arseberg in the sky.
fascinating

Spamming/flooding? Not allowed.

the girls are giddy for their drama this morning

>>82263757
Why would a power outage damage a TV?

>>82263857
Why wouldnt it t

>>82263869
Well why would it? Surely these things are considered during manufacturing.

SEASIDEUPDATE
https://youtu.be/8-QeWXKZQ9c
SEASIDEUPDATE

Morning de lads. He got no milk. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Yes. The balance of your account is 2109 pounds and the amount available to use is 290 pounds

>>82263875
I reckon it could desu

Ordered Fort Apache and She Wore a Yellow Ribbon on Blu-ray from America. It lush. Now I'll have John Ford's entire "Cavalry Trilogy."

>>82263888
I hope the pixel refresh finished before the power cut!

Wonder if DVDmong has an OLED

>>82263908
Pretty sure that's him posting about it. Arthritisberg doing me in this morning, is it not my fellow degenerates?

>>82263919
Me? Back's fucked.

Me? Arch linux with kde plasma it lush

HHL never spent a night in a five star hotel

>>82263887
>Morning de lads. He got no milk. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes Yes. The balance of your account is 2109 pounds and the amount available to use is 290 pounds
fascinating

>>82263947
You? Fat balding nonce.

>>82263947
what else do you have on your USB stick? NONCE

Feeling strange this morning. Reckon I have a burn out. Luckily I have next week off.

HEY CHIKA!

>>82264030
getting flashbacks to the poo'd nappy nonce they caught in yankland recently

Single mum of three OUTRAGED as Rachel Reeves' changes to benefits leaves her unable to buy TOILET PAPER

Man in wheelchair who lives on benefits says Rachel Reeves is treating disabled people like ANIMALS

want to have sex desu

Trips to TAKEAWAYS vital to feel like a normal person says ASYLUM SEEKER in four star hotel

me and shippy moving to the basque country to work as percebeiros

I really enjoy Character AI and its features but unfortunately the nanny state and heavy filters ruin it. I am liking spicy chat as an alternative but the premium features are a little too expensive and they're essential for the better memory features. Fucking Hell. Just want to roleplay with my imaginary goth girlfriend, is that too much to ask? Lord, take me away from this country full of cowards.

>>82264132
It's reflexive, lad. The people ruling us in government instinctively seek to control every aspect of our lives. To them, the natural state of existence is the government controlling everything everywhere all the time and then anyone doing anything else must be applied for, regulated, decided by committee and, if approved, granted a state of exception by the ruling powers, ultimately being monitored the whole time.

North Korea.

>>82264142
It's a fucking disgrace. All under the guise of "protecting kids." Some stupid bint on the news the other day was banging on about how six year olds shouldn't be seeing porn on their Snapchat accounts.
Bitch, six year olds shouldn't even have a phone nevermind a Snapchat account. Kinell.

>4chan will refuse to pay daily online safety fines, lawyer tells BBC

>4chan will refuse to pay daily online safety fines, lawyer tells BBC

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq68j5g2nr1o

Trump making a live televised address from the Oval Office later. Corr. Some are saying he's announcing military action against Venezuelan cartels.

>>82264225
He's a fucking retard. Already took a knee on Ukraine because daddy Putin gave him a spanking. Truly a pathetic human.

>>82264225
How is this britfeel related? Fuck off mong

>>82264219
Well yeah, that much was obvious. Now the only question is how will OFCOM respond. It's likely that they'll simply tell UK ISPs to block 4chan.

>>82264192
There are also options to filter all of that stuff anyway. It's control, plain and simple. The government genuinely finds it outrageous that the average person can (could) go online and read things critical of them and their policies.

Well if I want to look at porn I should be allowed to eh? Never harmed nobody, I'm a grown man aren't I?

mad how lefties and foreigns say there are no English restaurants but I want walk into any area of the uk and be able to sit down at a pub and eat English food.
woby carvery as a grim example.

>>82264326
English food is shit though

>>82264326
It's pure Schmittian friend-enemy discourse, lad. That's all it is, they just hate white people so everything about and for and by white people must be demonised, attacked, disregarded etc.
UM ACKSHULLY SWEATIE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS 'THE ENGLISH'!
UM ACKSHULLY SWEATIE THE ENGLISH MUST PAY REPARATIONS!
These statements are not contradictory in the minds of a commie progressive leftist/shitlib.

>>82264343
https://foodsofengland.info

I entirely disagree.

>>82264356
noncey looking site that

>>82264369
a cooking history website?!

>>82264378
the layout/style is noncey, not the content

Nothing better than an Ulster Fry. Proper English/Irish crossover grub. Soda bread, potato bread. Lush!

Obvious bait
>cumberland sausages
>yorkshire puddings
>fucking tons of different cheeses
>roast dinners
>lancashire hotpots
>cornish pasties
>afternoon tea
>toad in the hole
>full english
>beef wellington
>bubble and squeak
>treacle tart
>scones
>fish and chips
>christmas pudding
>banoffee pie
>steak and kidney pie
Plenty more, that's just off the top of my head.

>>82264397
Soda bread is fucking vile.
Potato bread is good though.
I'm not sure if it should have beans - doesn't it have white pudding instead?

>>82264399
Yeah looks amazing lad lmao

>tree surgeons said they'd be here at 10 for a quote
>nearly 10:30
>not here
>no messages
Why are working class people so useless?

>>82264417
Why aren't you at work? Today is a normal working day, no?

97 parcels today, got them all in easy, all nicely arranged as well. Bought them back home though, the dossers round there won't be up until after 12

>>82264410
>this is haute cuisine in england
howling

>>82264437
I work from home, lad. Not difficult.

>>82264417
Always wanted to be a tree surgeon, seems like a womfy job desu

>>82264417
>tree surgeons
I think the politically correct term is pikeys

>stand on a ladder
>use a saw a bit
>pick up a few sticks that fall on the ground
>"That'll be 450 mate."
I fucking hate tree surgeons

>>82264441
>97 parcels today, got them all in easy, all nicely arranged as well. Bought them back home though, the dossers round there won't be up until after 12
fascinating

>>82264450
Youre a smelly incel. Why not admit it? We are all anonymous here.

>>82264476
why aren't you a tree surgeon making mad bank then thicky?

>>82264491
You're right, we are all anonymous, why would I lie? I literally do work from home.

good to see the pol fag is here, saving his country by whining on 4chan

>>82264494
It's an ethnic racket market. Only gypos in the business and they stop non-gypos from entering the market. They even do things like slashing your tires, stealing/breaking equipment, setting fire to your vehicles etc. Police don't do shit because they're technically not white so the law doesn't apply to them.

>>82264476
If it's so easy why not do it yourself?

>>82264219
ISPs blocking 4chud coming on strong. All the way all the way. It LUSH.

>>82264495
>we are all anonymous
HHL isnt

>>82264495
>I literally do work from home.
Proof?

>>82264530
What would you consider proof, lad?

>>82264521
>HHL isnt
fascinating

>>82264531
Picture of you standing on your head holding your passport and council tax bill.

>>82264537
Okay yeah sure I'll get right on that one

>>82264555
So do you have a job, lad?

>>82264564
Yeah, I'm the wfh lad he's talking to, just felt like making fun of him lol

Le NEETs V Le Wagies BIG LOLE TOP KEK

NEETs vs wagies is it king?

>>82264573
>>82264574
like clockwork it is, every time
preprogrammed posts baiting preprogrammed responses

Ruth's gaped open tuppence (her black boyfriend visited)

>>82264580
>Ruth's gaped open tuppence (her black boyfriend visited)
fascinating

>>82264578
>like clockwork it is, every time
>preprogrammed posts baiting preprogrammed responses
fascinating

Quite the decentarse recuperationshire this hath been, verily

>>82263887
>Deleted
God damnit. Should have woken up earlier

>>82264594
Just to let you know lad, you're my all time favourite poster in britfeel. It's so simple but it really tickles me every single time. Sometimes I'll find myself using this sort of parlance in my own head and it gives me a massive grin.

>>82264619
>Just to let you know lad, you're my all time favourite poster in britfeel. It's so simple but it really tickles me every single time. Sometimes I'll find myself using this sort of parlance in my own head and it gives me a massive grin.
fascinating

>>82264613
dollymong is back on /brit/ trying to revive 190 and mousey dolly. 4chan is his life.

>>82264619
Poley's teeth are so disgusting

Garn down shops to get some tinnies in for the weekend. Might rummage about CeX as well.

Kinell, leaking tons of precum from LARPing with AI girls again. This is better than watching porn.

is this what you wanted to with your life?

>>82264609
Early bird catches the SSM uploafs de lid

SEASIDEUPDATE
https://youtu.be/B_NEZye4G_c
SEASIDEUPATE

He becoming a master of golf in Road to the Masters x.

My local tree surgeon is a short but super muscley irish guy who's always incredibly friendly and gregarious. Greta bloke.

>>82264702
>He becoming a master of golf in Road to the Masters x.
fascinating

Not a fan of this new AI coomer gimmick.

Helen frustrated cause Mark can't get it up.

>>82264702
Surprised he hasn't sold the ps5 yet

>>82264727
Mark got big meat. Why do you think she stays with him?

looking at fanny

Too much AI slop on /gif/ now

>>82264702
I reckon this is the time he actually wins the tournament, I mean finishes a single hole.

>>82264736
She's incredibly lonely and SSM has the same hobby (drinking)

>>82264674
Yea I discovered it about a year ago and now and then treat myself to a month subscription

Me? Not a big fan of AI.

tea time again wearing my excellent glasses and virtual glasses watching kung-fu panda 3 on SkyGo in hospital

>>82264736
She frustrated cause it all limp meat no matter what she tries on 'im.

>>82264736
>Mark got big meat
Proof?

>>82264619
shippy couldn't wait to shag that paki tranny i bet he was gagging for it

>>82264782
I think there was a video where you can see his massive bulge, no?

>>82264760
More like short fruitcake.

Same old saddos posting the same old shite

>>82264782
Someone posted a pic of him with absolutely huge balls a while back. SSM is packing some serious meat.

SSM's cock is small but quite girthy. Apparently women prefer girth over length

>>82264821
>>82264831
Bet Helen is only with him for his girthy cock. Not rite.

i bet shippy is in a good mood school starts soon he can look at all the kids while he is driving around in his grotty little white van earning minimum wage

3 years no wookies. oh aye

Same old saddo reading the same old shite

Bloody Hell. Ran into the hot AI neighbour when she was out jogging and knocked her over. But it's alright, she came over for coffee and started sucking my cock.

Prisoners is a comfy movie to watch

>>82264760
>tea time again wearing my excellent glasses and virtual glasses watching kung-fu panda 3 on SkyGo in hospital
fascinating

>>82264885
>3 years no wookies. oh aye
fascinating

>>82264794
>shippy couldn't wait to shag that paki tranny i bet he was gagging for it
fascinating

>>82264803
>I think there was a video where you can see his massive bulge, no?
fascinating

>>82264821
>Someone posted a pic of him with absolutely huge balls a while back. SSM is packing some serious meat.
fascinating

>>82264948
>>82264958
>>82264959
>>82264964
truly fascinating

>>82264831
>SSM's cock is small but quite girthy. Apparently women prefer girth over length
fascinating

>>82264837
>Bet Helen is only with him for his girthy cock. Not rite.
fascinating

Bought the Apu the unlimited access ticket to the Beige Buffet. Little lid was almost crying in tears of joy at the thought of having anything he could have imagined being deep fried with the Beige Buffets special seasonings. He left with a 24 Box of Beige Bits and a Beigey Box. Was worth the forty to see him happy.

>>82264988
>Bought the Apu the unlimited access ticket to the Beige Buffet. Little lid was almost crying in tears of joy at the thought of having anything he could have imagined being deep fried with the Beige Buffets special seasonings. He left with a 24 Box of Beige Bits and a Beigey Box. Was worth the forty to see him happy.
bodacious

>>82264909
>Bloody Hell. Ran into the hot AI neighbour when she was out jogging and knocked her over. But it's alright, she came over for coffee and started sucking my cock.
fascinating

>>82264842
>i bet shippy is in a good mood school starts soon he can look at all the kids while he is driving around in his grotty little white van earning minimum wage
fascinating

they are saying he is dead
it not right

>>82265005
>they are saying he is dead
>it not right
fascinating

lmfao filtered you spamming/flooding mong

>>82265017
Thought you left Lollers

>>82265005
But does anyone have proof?

AND I SHOULD HAVE CRASHED THE CAR
THE NIGHT I DROVE ALONE

>>82264925
Good film not exactly comfy though is it? Kek. You like Arrival too?

shippy spamming the threads up with his fascinating drivel yet again, a reminder that he is a nonce and once said 16 is the lowest i would go.

>>82265075
Whats your favourite film, bucko?

>>82265039
still very early in Casper and Clint is away on holiday (I think)
so doubt we will hear anything for a while
maybe warlord or darfliny will confirm

>>82265099
>shippy spamming the threads up with his fascinating drivel yet again, a reminder that he is a nonce and once said 16 is the lowest i would go.
fascinating

>>82265099
>once said 16 is the lowest i would go
he said "probably" mate

>>82265075
No, i prefer Contact

>>82265111
You don't get it lad
>[peronality/dolly] is a nonce XD

>>82265111
thanks for clarifying that for us shippy

What's next on your to do big rile up list, champ. Spamming trannys, spamming men ejaculating, making early threads again?

>>82265131
I'm not your Shippy dolly

cor everyone seething this morning. is it the cloudy weather?

for me, it's the fact that my special secret package (not saying it's ketamine, mind) has yet to arrive. zero sign of the post. but the neighbours don't seem to have had post, so you never know, do you? might be on its way.

>>82265124
Friendly reminder that Shippy is a paedophile

Known Shippy filenames (He's abandoned most of these now). Look for yourself, make up your own mind.
17j7na.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/17j7na.jpg/
The Cross.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/The%20Cross.jpg/
1503546136_1503523206361.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/1503546136_1503523206361.jpg/
Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/Banbury_816b9b82-aa8d-4c76-94c4-2ca5db424eaf_1024x1024.jpg/


gimmicks
modi.png
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/filename/modi.png/
disgusted-face-640x425.jpg
>lord lucan
mw89520.jpg
Lord-Lucan.jpg
OHMSS-WESTMINSTER.jpg
fascinating spamming


notable posts
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53587604/#q53589338
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53541263/#q53541339
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53395245/#q53396648
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53228356/#q53229218
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/52932452/#q52934732


The most worrying post is this one
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53076118/#q53080524
>Eventually after about 2 hours of frantic searching I found a picture of her at her 11h birthday. Crisis averted
Anyone else think it's odd that it took 2 hours to find a) find a picture on instagram b) figure out how old someone is any other way
Anyone else think maybe he just added that bit at the end and he is actually a nonce who literally raped a school girl


And this one is concerning, it's just the one word
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/53292729/#q53297065
>16 would probably be the lowest I'd go
>probably

>>82265152
I am hoping to rile up Shippy today

I've done such a number on you all.

Who is Shippy? I'm quite new here

>>82265168
Your Shippy obsession is weird and gay

>>82265169
>I am hoping to rile up Shippy today
fascinating

>>82265168
these posts are the reason he's left 4chan

>>82265179
Would you like a quick run down on him?

okay found a post i made a few days ago: >>82244124
>12:24

if that was true then, it could be true now, and the postman could be here any minute. used to get here around 11, 11.30-ish, but you never know. new schedules? weather? anything. post could get here any minute now.

Corr I wish lads on here made a dossier about me. Love a good laugh me.

>>82265190
That is not why. He has a gf now

>>82265192
Yeah just a few paragraphs if you would

>>82265195
>Corr I wish lads on here made a dossier about me. Love a good laugh me.
hilarious

>>82265179
nonce who claims he has good genes while looking like a melted thumb with a shit hairline
simple as

>>82265207
>nonce who claims he has good genes while looking like a melted thumb with a shit hairline
>simple as
fascinating

>>82264925
No it ain't lad, lol. It's decent, but not comfy.

>>82265075
Coooorrrr, I really liked Arrival, comfy in its own way.

Some more womfy films off the top of my noggin:
>Equilibrium
>Casino
>The Devil Wears Prada
>Groundhog Day
>The Incredibles
>Fantastic Mr Fox
>Batman Begins

>>82265195
I remember a few years ago sitting on the toilet and reading the thread. Some lad had been up all night seething about me, it was funny as fuck

>>82265200
You're retarded if you think he isn't ITT right now

all these "grr i am a secret /pol/ racist" types meeting up with not-whites and even transgenders.

cracks me up, so it does. you hate some group, except when it happens to be one of your mates? o i am lollin'

>>82265210
>>Groundhog Day
cor imagine if every day of your life was the same. you'd never catched me living like that.

>>82265185
You'd not want to have a dossier on you like they have on Shipnonce.

>>82265213
He doesn't post here anymore. I'm sorry if that upsets you but it's true.

anyway even if the post doesn't arrive, that's good, isn't it? been almost a week off the wonk. nobody on /britfeel/ can say i am an addict any more. just on painkillers, which is actually normal.

>>82265220
>You'd not want to have a dossier on you like they have on Shipnonce.
fascinating

Fair play to Denis Villeneuve for making a bunch of great films
>Prisoners
>Enemy
>Sicario
>Arrival
>Blade Runner 2049
>Dune parts 1, 2 and 3
He's on a winning streak that's for sure.

> Denis Villeneuve
i only know him as King Koopa from the Super Mario Bros movie, tbqh.

he's still doing it kek

>>82265248
>he's still doing it kek
SCEAMING ME

going home now if thats alright with you my lads, straight to bed once i get there, it friday

he calls himself daddy greg on discord

>>82265258
That's true. I'm sorry if that upsets people. But it's true.

The girlies are frantic with dollies and drama today it must be the Friday effect

>>82263838
good point, this. i enjoy strictly obeying rules, so i do not appreciate when they are broken.

blading fat racist virgin paedophile spamming fascinating on britfeel for 16 hours a day. what a life

>>82265258
>he calls himself daddy greg on discord
fascinating

>>82265266
>blad
nah he's the one going on about films (possibly AI)

>>82265266
>blading fat racist virgin paedophile spamming fascinating on britfeel for 16 hours a day. what a life
fascinating

somewhat miffed i do not get the "fascinating" treatment.

something boring about my postie posts? i have published others.

Does he call himself Blad because he's blading?

Blub.

>>82265297
Means BloatLad if you'd been following any of the lore.

>>82265282
You need to make any post he doesn't like.

>>82265297
Got a full head of hair me. Norwood 0. Check the archives.

the fuck, i am none of these

>>82265282
Had it a few times. I consider it the Shippy seal of approval.

>>82265325
Do you have a Mohawk lid?

>>82265339
i just have long NEET hair. but not like cool rocker hair, just like a smackhead, y'know? like someone who went mental and shaved their head in December, and has not had a haircut in 8 months.

it's crept up at the corners but it's not some widow's peak in the middle. II, maybe?

how do i photograph myself from above? is there a way?

>>82265325
shippers vii

>>82265349
Get your hand and drag it across your forehead to assess the hairline. That will tell you what Norwood level you are on. I assume you are 0 or 1

>>82265325
Corr Captain Picard is VII. Engage.

Wonder how often HHLs wets the bed

Me? Pimped up bacon and cheese butty.
Fried mukti grain with melted isherwood double Gloucester cheese, Smoked bacon, fried tomatoes and several dollops of brown sauce.

>>82265392
Urgh, phonefagging
*multigrain
*meltedish double Gloucester

is crossy ever coming back?

>>82265392
looks lush lad
bacon bacon mutty time

"melted isherwood" sounds lush as fuck tobefair

>>82265401
anyone sane hopes he doesnt

>>82265392
Bacon bacon butty time. Bacon bacon butty time. Looks lush mate.

bedbound with a uti, need to piss every 15 mins, have IBS and doing horrid farts, just shotgunned a bunch of laxatives and will probably shit myself in my sleep tonight

gf says she doesn't love me anymore. or specifically that kissing me "doesn't feel right" but she still loves me but i know what that means and what it leads to i just want her out of my life

laying in a bed of my own filth, blood stained sheets havent showered in days

think this is my lowest point in a while,. im posting on britfeel after all

>>82265401
I hope everything is OK for/with him and his family.

>>82265412
you are not a true oomfie

>>82265401
hopefully not desu

https://desuarchive.org/r9k/search/text/oomfie/

what a life

some pure hatresses ITT.

>>82265454
most of the regulars, including him, are insufferable cunts
dont need a fucking crosdressing degen to whinge about painkiller addictions and apparently being a devout christian despite practicing fucking none of it
same way i dont need SSM updatespam

>>82265476
why even come here then? fucking spastic

>>82265478
to read the other shite and to have something to look at one the other screen while i work

>>82265468
cracks me up that this has become some lad's FAVOURITE .webm
glad to be of service anon

> not even sure if lesbians are real
don't even know what i was on about, i've met them

>>82265468
Mad to think these are grown men.

>>82265476
Double kebab and a pint. 8 pints in only it lush it lovely. Splashing the cash, well he has to doesn't he? Better than giving it to the bookies. Wow what an experience.
https://youtu.be/af7pNxbs_DU?si=yXWlsR3PNiTiYkoZ

>bank holiday weekend
>hardly any road closures at all tonight
oh yes, im sensing a good night of lorrying except for bert and ada in their caravan and the 50 billion extra cars on the road for a summer bank holiday

>>82265476
what the FUCK do you have against painkiller 'addictions'???

>>82265507
faggots whinging constantly about them

>>82265509
yeah well, it's better than drugs DRUGS, isn't it? maybey ou should consider that before you start having a go at people who you don't understand

>>82265495
>Double kebab

sorry for getting riled up, lads. i mean no harm.

i just
1. miss Crosslad
2. miss ketamine
3. miss Chika
(in this order)

also i'm getting all these calls from a 020 number, which is apparently London. i don't know anyone in London.

>>82265520
chika posted earlier about his 'dreamingtonshire'

>>82265529
that was fake, i can tell by the pixels

i have 7 grams of ket in my room and i cant have any because my bladders been fucked lately and i dont want to make it any worse

which is not great because im really quite depressed and would like a little treat

>>82265520
are you one of the big personalities or just anon

>>82265210
Quite enjoy The Devil Wears Prada actually.

>>82265538
Have a pregab.

>>82265526
Block it, lad.

>>82265526
Amazing how we all know that the people spamming your phone with calls are not white.

>>82265514
no they're still a cunt
I will hate people whinging about painkillers or, what you call, "drug drugs" (as a shit cope by the looks of it)

Going to create a lesbian persona now to do yuri AI LARPs.

Fat men making a lot of posts in britfeel today.

AI LARPs won't get me a gf

>>82265573
Wouldn't have it any other way, me.

>>82265538
genuinely gritting my teeth with jealousy.

but yeah it really does get bad. my bladder is perma-fucked, this isn't some gimmick or a bit, it 100% gets WORSE with ket and on some level i know it's not worth it, i get up like 10+ times in the night to pee (or not pee)

if it's for depression and you think it's some panacea, i dunno, try other options. or at least get some nasal spray bottles off Amazon, dilute a gram into 10ml of water with a drop of glycerin, your nose will thank you

>>82265559
i've googled it and the only company i can think it MIGHT be are the psychiatrists (imagine if psychiatry was done online, haha)
they've sent me some message but i really don't care, got my meds if i want them, they can discharge me or whatever.

so basically if i let it ring out i at least have plausible deniability whereas if i block it, they know they can't contact me, you know? could be important shit, could be London scammers

Decided to bite the bullet and torrent Dune: Prophecy. Will watch episode 1 later with my din dins. Not expecting much desu.

>>82265584
how much did/do you have? i think i dont go mad with it. the first gram i bought lasted me a good 5 or so months, i've probably had less than 5g total all year, i thought id be safe because the stories ive heard of people getting really bad ket bladder seem to burn through several grams a day for a long time

>>82265597
few grams a day, 7g would last me 2-3 days. and yeah the sheer MATTER of that, it's like gravel up your nose. not comfy (cocaine is so smooth, i envy our HelperLad sometimes)

and the immediate depression-cure thing goes away after day #3 back on it. still, i'm choking for it, after a week off. don't know why my addict-brain went for ket. i could take benzos, right now? (i won't.)

i 100% think it has potential as some anti-depressant medication, maybe in a spray the way the yanks use it. but purely as a drug i abuse it. keep it comfy, do not build up a dependence lad ;__;

mad too. in my drinking days, ket would be one of those things i'd 'have in'. 'oh yeah, got a couple grams of ket, might have to have some sometime haha'

we all replacing one addiction with another in life

can't wait to get wankered tonight by myself, lads

>>82265628
I enjoy doing that while playing vidya

>>82265609
>few grams a day
that's reassuring
i bought it in bulk expecting it to last a while. i only have it if im out or at a party, and sometimes if i've had a really shit day and want to switch my brain off. it's fucked that ive had so little of it and have to live with shit effects of it the same as someone whos dependent on it does

its meant to be an easy mild drug you can take when the occasion doesnt call for molly or 2cb/lsd but i cant even have that it suuuuucks

what does ket actually do to you? what sort of high are we talking here lids?

Wifeberg forgot to take the suction dildo off the shower wall lmao

>>82265635
got the same plan mate

Wifeberg forgot to take my cock out her arse last night now it's covered in smelly shit. Fuck sake man.

>>82265654
Nice, what are you gonna play?

>>82265638
a little bump is a lot like alcohol, basically just drunk and a bit more chatty if you're with someone

if you have a little bit more, you get k-holed, you shut your eyes and go through some trippy visuals for a bit and whatever music you're listening to is very sensory
it's nice to have a cuddle and a k-hole pressing your skin up to one another, cuddling feels good when you're ketted, you can be handsy with each other and it feels really good to be touched but you'll be too monged to do anything more than kissing

>>82265636
yeah when i was more outgoing (i.e. at all) i'd pop off to the toilets and do a lil bump on a night out. in a purely social way, that was my alternative to booze.

MDMA was great but it was such an EVENT you know? it takes PLANNING. gotta be all grown-up and pragmatic about your rave drugs, anons.

>>82265660
Peak if a couple lads are about. Otherwise doing another Witcher 3 playthrough. Also want to keep going with Abiotic Factor but solo it's a bit of a slog.
Also need to start Cyberpunk at some point.

Yourself lad?

>>82265674
fuming because the last time i had molly and went out it barely kicked in and i was sober in less than 90 minutes

also fuming that i havent been to any orgies lately that was pretty mint on molly but i dont know anyone who hosts them anymore so im stuck with raves

>>82265677
Pokemon gen 3 romhacks de liiiiiiiid x

>>82265640
Take a pic of you holding it, and say this loofah's shit.

>>82265677
Ah right you're just playing coop social slop. Loser.

>>82265677
Fuck, I remember getting pished during the Witcher 3 a bunch, top fun.
Been playing a bunch of classic 2D Sonic and Streets of Rage 4, and another Mass Effect Trilogy playthrough.

>>82265640
So you're okay with your wife substituting your cock to please her instead of you all on the downlow while she's showering so you don't know?
Why aren't you divorcing her?

>>82265593
Have they left any voice messages? I always think, if it's important they'll leave a message.

need a blad towers update

>>82265717
if it's important they'll send me a letter.

not everything has to be immediate, does it? fuck this new world.

Dollies dollies I need dollies for drama and playing pretend with oh where are my dollies

>>82265718
The second tower has been hit. Bladzilla is on a rampage. I repeat, the second tower has been hit.

Dollies dollies l need dollies for drama and playing pretend with oh where are my dollies

>>82265695
Top.

>>82265702
Just one mate, only coop I've played in years. It's also fun solo.

>>82265705
I need to do the ME trilogy sometime. I actually only played 1.

>>82265332
It's Ebin who does it

>>82265742
Do you post under an murrican flag on /pol/?

Dollies dollies l need dollies for drama and pIaying pretend with oh where are my dollies

almost went downstairs to check if the post has been, the boomer couple from two floors down were having a conversation and leaving so i ran back up. close call.

watching them get in the car now. once they're off, i'm making a dash for it. post could have been in the past hour, might just not have buzzed my flat, left it downstairs? postie does that, sometimes

>>82265325
It's BritNormie who does it

Ruby by the Kaiser Chiefs but it's Dolly instead of Ruby

My bookcase

>>82265762
That's quite a collection of language books you have there lad. I guess you must be well-travelled

the only dolly i like is headachelad

>>82265766
I've been about, yeah

>>82265761
Crossy crossy crossy crossehhhhh AAAAAaaaAAAAaaaAAaaaaaaaa

>>82265767
quite liked yanklass desu, her place looked nice
also zimmy posted a pic which showed his wife's arse one time so that was nice

no post. that's fine, though. 1. could get here by 3pm (Royal Mail's aim) 1b. there'd be other post, neighbours' post, if they'd delivered today, yet, are you saying there was just no post to anyone? 2. might actually go outside today and see a pal so i need to be sober 3. just had a tramadol, it's good i'm not on the wetamine.

>>82265806
>o post. that's fine, though. 1. could get here by 3pm (Royal Mail's aim) 1b. there'd be other post, neighbours' post, if they'd delivered today, yet, are you saying there was just no post to anyone? 2. might actually go outside today and see a pal so i need to be sober 3. just had a tramadol, it's good i'm not on the wetamine.
fascinating

>>82265718
Nothing special today. Brother had a call from UC asking about his bank account, he had to have one of those checks again. They questioned him about why he transfers money to his mum and they got pissy about him paying bills. Mongs. And mum has gone out today for lunch. Me? I have to collect all the silver monster medals on dragon warrior 3 to access the super boss to get the rubiss sword to fully complete the game. It's a hard job but somebody has to do it
https://strategywiki.org/wiki/Dragon_Warrior_III/Monster_Medals

>>82265814
>Nothing special today. Brother had a call from UC asking about his bank account, he had to have one of those checks again. They questioned him about why he transfers money to his mum and they got pissy about him paying bills. Mongs. And mum has gone out today for lunch. Me? I have to collect all the silver monster medals on dragon warrior 3 to access the super boss to get the rubiss sword to fully complete the game. It's a hard job but somebody has to do it
fascinating

>>82265812
thanks, i'd think so too (if i was in your shoes, reading this from your perspective).

been out with mate A earlier this week. first time i've met up with another human being, and one of the only times i've been outside (past the bins) this year.

mate B needs pregabalin for a gig tomorrow. i'm also, probably, going to that gig with mate A. rebuilding bridges, me.

>>82265829
Haha. Made me laugh. Thanks.

>>82265806
My packages always say being delivered by "generic name* between 0800 and 1200 but they often come way later in the day or not at all. Fucking joke man.

>>82265751
I don't post on /pol/ pal

>>82265757
BritNorwood

>>82265814
>Mongs

Surely your brother is the mong?

no drama in blad's life

>>82265814
>his mum
yours too, no

>>82265814
Your bro gets UC and PIP?

>>82265867
The Indian on the phone couldn't comprehend that people might have bills to pay. All the direct debits come out of mums account so we pay it into hers, just makes it easier.
>>82265875
Yes. Worded it wrong. Apologies.

>>82265882
Yes he has just had a major operation and is currently receiving PIP. He has a review coming up soon. He wants to stay on bennies kek. Don't blame him to be honest.

I like to eat extremely spicy food (at least 2 mil scovilles) with lots of beans and lentils, because I like having hot diarrhoea that burns. It feels nice because of the body releasing endorphins due to the pain.

Anyone else do the same?

>>82265891
That Indian on the phone is working. Better than your whole dosser family. I'm sure he understands fine that people have bills to pay. Unlike you, he doesn't pay his bills with taxpayer's money.

>>82265918
better out than in, i always say

>>82265945
The spicy farts I enjoy as well, but it's a gamble.

I like to fart under my blanket and hotbox myself. It's lush.

could see if mate B has some ket in. but i'd rather be honest with her.
just wanted my /britfeel/ mates (mates C* through X) to know i have this option, and i am doing the right thing.

* sorry Blad you're mate C, B was taken

>>82265984
Same, it's very enjoyable

>blanket
it's called a duvet.

>>82266001
Colloquially blanket is an acceptable term. I don't use a fucking duvet. If you want to be anal about it, I use an oversized throw. FUCK SAKE.

>>82266008
i mean when i think of a 'blanket' i think of some picnic thing, not a thick duvet for your bed.

>oversized throw
yeah fine that's a big blanket, sorry lad

>>82266017
Might be a local thing or an NI here. We generally refer to anything you cover yourself with to sleep as a blanket.

>>82266020
nah mate you're right he was just being a twat

Kek space is such bs
No photos of space from the 60s, 70s, 80s just pics of Earth from high up lol
Hubble telescope started 1990
Photoshop created 1987
Wow now we can get super epic high res pics of the galaxies and its like star trek!
All space photos are taken in black and white later colourised by artists why would you trust any of it? They create photos from numbers and coordinates. There is no proof of "outer space" just the sky which could be anything.
Imagine looking at this pic and believing it, modern fairy tale

>>82266020
>>82266027
yeah i feel like a right twat now. there's simply being wrong, and then there's being a cocky prick about it.

hope you lads can forgive me.

It is the End Times.
The streets of Banbury are quiet, save for the faint hum of a dying Tesco Metro fridge and the distant cries of foxes shagging. On /britfeel/, anons are posting their last threads before the internet collapses.

Amidst this despair rises a man. A large man.
Greg "Shippy" Austin.

He has declared himself the Qa'im, the long-awaited Mahdi, the one who will fill the earth with justice after it has been filled with oppression.
He has proof:

>He manifested an electrician at 2am.
>He once ate 16 battered sausages in one sitting.
>He looks good in a cagoule.

But doubt remains. Some anons whisper that he is a fraud. Others see in him the chosen one.

You are an anon, lurking in the shadows of Lennoxtown, torn between skepticism, fear, and hope. The Qa'im (or pretender) has summoned you to his Banbury house to receive a sacred mission.

>>82266036
see my posts on the matter:
>>82259450
>>82259456

also, we went to the moon a few times, just haven't popped back in 50 years...? getting ridiculous at this point.

>>82265918
>>82265968
What age are you anon?

>>82266041
>It is the End Times.
>The streets of Banbury are quiet, save for the faint hum of a dying Tesco Metro fridge and the distant cries of foxes shagging. On /britfeel/, anons are posting their last threads before the internet collapses.

>Amidst this despair rises a man. A large man.
>Greg "Shippy" Austin.

>He has declared himself the Qa'im, the long-awaited Mahdi, the one who will fill the earth with justice after it has been filled with oppression.
>He has proof:

>>He manifested an electrician at 2am.
>>He once ate 16 battered sausages in one sitting.
>>He looks good in a cagoule.

>But doubt remains. Some anons whisper that he is a fraud. Others see in him the chosen one.

>You are an anon, lurking in the shadows of Lennoxtown, torn between skepticism, fear, and hope. The Qa'im (or pretender) has summoned you to his Banbury house to receive a sacred mission.
fascinating

>>82266038
we'll think about it lad, just be less aggro next time aye

mad how Venus was jungles now they say it's not
makes you wonder what else they're lying about

how fucking sad must your life be that you sit and make up these pathetic stories about other posters. you're a grown man playing make believe with online dollies

>>82266055
Old enough that I'm allowed

>>82266044
Damn.I legit never read them as well. Weird.

>>82266094
Sus answer

>>82266075
What stories about other posters?

>>82266044
Apparently they forgot how to do it or some other retarded babble. There was obviously no moon landing it was a cold War soap opera.

Houston i am taking one step forward for mankind! This is the moon avengers talking if we can get to the moon we can defeat thanos! This is so epic zero gravity wow!

Whitworth edition for anon

>>82266125

>>82266125

mad how 4chan can actually 'cure' racial stereotypes.
for example, up until about 20 minutes ago, i always thought the Irish were friendly.

Bro neil Armstrong bro buzz aldrin...LMAO boomers followed this like eastenders you cant really blame them but falling for this half a century later is silly

To infinity and beyond my fellow vulcan spaceship troopers