She carries a DAGGER, why the URA organization allows that?

>>716230759 (OP)
That's a hoof pick.

it's her right to horse arms

My first A rank, of course it's a 1 wit spark

>>716230759 (OP)
Why do my favorites never get figures? Games, anime, whatever. Never.

>>716231215
Pick my epithet

>>716231353
"Legendary Diva" fits her

How can people possibly hate her?

How the fuck does this spark shit work? So far none of my fucking horses got speed sparks. Not 1 star, not 2 star, none.

>>716231501
its a .2 percent chance to get a 3 star speed spark at 1200 speed.

>>716231574
I would be happy with a 2 or 1 star speed spark aswell since I haven't gotten any yet.

>>716231501
Those aren't bad at all, you could do much worse

I love Daiwa

>>716231715
I'm just trying to figure out why it picked wit over any other stat. Do your choices during your run have any influence over the sparks at all or is it just completely random?

>>716231448
bad haircut

>>716231721
>>716231215
I really don't know how people are getting A rank hors. Is it just getting three star sparks and stacking it?

bakushin thread
bakushin board
bakushin site
bakushin web
baskshin world

>>716230759 (OP)
Phenomeno

>>716231728
Who are you quoting tranny?
>>716231774
Whats the purpose of /vg/ then? Serious question no bs. Why have a general on /v/ and on /vg/?
Or why need for a general when /vg/ exists
Genuinely curious

>>716231868
rng, lots of rng

>>716231448
I like her in a non-sexually bros before hoes but sometimes have illicit thought about your bro way. Her story is cute though.

What is sex with an uma like

>>716231868
It's mostly stats+skills. Try getting at least 1 S stat and another B one. And several gold skills.

>>716230759 (OP)

This is Uma musume general
The Previous threads with out any time between them:
>>716177860
>>716143605
>>716194661
>>716214279

>focus heavy on strength
>"your hose lacked the strength to pull ahead of the others"
I just don't get this game

>this retard goes complaining to FOTM thread instead of the long going drawing general.

>>716230759 (OP)
It's fine Taiki Shuttle straight up has a gun

>>716232030
Don't believe her lies.

>>716231803
>why it picked wit over any other stat
1/5 chance

The choice of stat it picks is completely random. The magnitude of said spark has different chances depending on the level you got to of the stat its looking at:

1100+: 10% for 3*, 70% for 2*
600+: 5% for 3*, 45% for 2*
<600: 10% for 2*

>>716230759 (OP)
Don't bring a dagger to a gun fight.

Serious question to anyone who watched the anime: Did you like the ending of season 2, and if so, why? to me, the "McQueen healing after some unspecified time and she races with Teio into the sunset" felt like an asspull

>>716232030
Any kind of advice the game tells you is completely wrong.

>>716232024

El Grande Padre...

>>716232016
I just don't feel like I have the turns to do it. I can't get more stats because I need to do more races to get skills.

>>716232162
kek, sums this fag up perfectly, mf even uses reddit spacing

>>716232103
Thanks anon, looks like I lucked out to get 2 star wit with only 400. Fuck me.

>>716232030
The green woman lies and so do the judges.

la creatura...

>>716232216
races of higher difficulties give more skillpoints. try not go for G3s as much, and dont even bother with OPs

>>716232069
I guess OP went with different strategy since you can no longer call the game FOTM anymore

>>716232341
I've seen this same retard in Fantasy Life threads last month, they just farming you for anything that popular.
When I asked about other non vidya general that exist for years, he never respond back.

>>716232162
Lol kys

Is this card worth using anywhere? I don't think I've ever trained guts on anyone.

>>716232456
wait for the guts rework and it will be good

>>716232089
>>716232150
>>716232253
then why the fuck where I still in the middle of the schmock at the end with?

Umu musume hoofnvkes:
>stamina > speed
>wit training is based
>you dont need kitasan to enjoy the game
>the green devil always lies

How much have you spent on this game, anon?

Matikane

>>716232496
For some reason the art on it looks lower quality than any other card I have. Is it just a screenshot from the anime or something?

>>716232456
>>716232430
>>716232341
>>716232292
>>716232259
>>>/vg/
>>>/trash/

>>716231215
kek. I got a 3 star wit on both vodka and scarlet at b rank

>>716232531
zero
but I have two accounts so I'm burning plenty of time

>>716232496
What will it rework?

>>716232524
Usually it’s a wit issue or a stamina issue. Sometimes getting boxed amounts to shit RNG

>>716232531
i bought rookie packs B and C but i regret buying the one that gave a support card. spending money on support cards feels like shit.

Why some uma got their summer training cut out because of some shitty race schedule?

I didn't wanna wait for december for Tamamo Cross

>>716232998
because all uma careers are equal but some are more equal than others

oh nononono suzukakeks

>>716232531
only spilt some semen

>>716230759 (OP)
>now post her without mask
I delivered horsefriend. I had to cook dinner for my family.
>Coq au vin
Its in the oven now

>>716231835
cute haircut*

I have MLB Kitata but no one want to be friend with me...
780645944552

>>716232242
The nonexistant period after general annoys me.

Finally done turning this one into my third Mile uma, fucking slot machine keep giving me med and long shitter.

>>716232216
Winning G1 races gives you like 60 skill points. But I think it might depend on your support cards.

I have MLB Kitata but no one want to be friend with me...
780645944552

>>716233331
thats not MLB

>>716232727
its a joke, it will never be reworked since Cygames have a moneyprinting machine now. Dont fuck up or try to "fix" something that isnt broken.

my game looks a little weird after the maintenance

>>716232998
It's like Scarlet's career where you only get like 2 days of training between 3 races.

>>716232550
I've finally mastered her name.

>>716233438
It's is MLB now! >>716233437

>>716233534
>instantly buys 15k carats and pulls to prove anon wrong

One more and I'm done.

BAKUSHINO RIDAAAAAAH

https://youtu.be/hHSSksH_W4E?si=T8hBoX_TeH3wT8Pj&t=48

>>716231574
I must have god tier luck then cause I have a 3 Speed spark Rudolph and Scarlet.

>>716233471
I should not have laughed at that as a proud 40 year old married man with 3 kids and horsewife.
Shame is forever, just like my loosing streak on Rice Shower/waifu

>>716233580
I'm the truest f2p playa though. I have never ever spend any money on gacha and i pirated 80% of video game

>>716233616
derp.

>>716233437
>>716233534
The real question is how good are the sparks on your fatty horse.

>>716231926
She looks like she hate tourists and foreigners.

>>716233364
>>716232550
I love this autist.

>>716233471

>>716233662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiJZ83cL4Zo
its better with the actual audio but im too lazy to do the whole sound webm stuff

>>716233697
With the power of friendship, everything possible

>>716232139
They never show the results of the race so it's still vague enough about her actual state or who is the best.
Who knows if the injury could resurface like Teio.

For example, in Road to the Top we see Narita Top Road winning against a certain character, but said character still goes on to dominate the racing scene in the movie. The tone of the final moment in the series might be sweet but it doesn't determines the mid-term/long-term. That's why I still think the S2 ending is poignant.

>>716233790
can that event fail?

>>716230759 (OP)
Is she Finnish? National Outfit???

>>716231501
First it rolls for which stat you get so you have a 20% chance of getting the one you want. Then it rolls for how many stars which follows this chart. So overall you have a 2% chance of getting a 3 star spark in a specific stat raised to 1100+

You have slightly better odds if you get multiple stats to 600 instead if you don't care which stat for the 3*

>>716233530
Prove it

>>716232554
It's the only time they did inconsistent art. This event is supposed to be a collab event with the anime's season 2.

>>716233682
what does the gold circle in the portrait mean?

Her stats might be shit and racing in wrong track, but she's my little cheerleader.

>>716231868
Good legacies and good support cards plus winning the high value optional G1 races for more skill points

>>716233945
potential raised to 3

>>716233945
That's from leveling up potential to level 3.

>>716233949
so my pvp team has to be an ace and two umas shittalking the others?

>>716233846
THAT IS CLOSE ENOUGH PEKKA!!!

>>716233828
It depend on which of the treatment you choose. Strength got the worst chance of failure (50%) and charm got the best (90%).

>>716233828
Not only can it fail, it's a run ender if it does.

>>716233846

>>716232524
Wits and one skill for vision keep me from being boxed most of the time but even then RNG can just fuck you

>>716234040
It would only make sense if she was Finnish. This one's mine though.

>>716234035
>dedicated racial slur uma

>>716234035
Dunno about others, but my strategy is making one that race with enough stamina for longer distance tracks with enough speed, the second one is for short distance track with more speed and power, while the third mostly just cheerleader.

>>716234135
jämenokkuliatas kooistenääera noni säminien lakaisten.

HEVONEN = HORSE

>>716234236
ei sa päitä

>>716232727
Makes Guts do a bunch of shit instead of just a second stamina bar (e.g. additional speed when in Guts mode)

>>716234236
??? The fuck you just said?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>716234196

>>716234236
ei vittu

>>716233160
Who is this?

>>716234236
>>716234305

what happens if i train only guts and wit?

>>716234348
>>716234236
>>716234135
I FEEL YOU MAN

>>716234305
swed detected, the only thing they can say in finnish, that and:
"SLUTA SLÅ MIG! DET FÅR BARA VARA MUSLIMERNA SOM VÅLDTA MIG!"

>>716231353
Daiwa = Diva same

>>716234453
You get to enjoy starting a new career earlier than usual

>>716234351
Elle Condor

>>716234351
El Condor Pasa, Hot Spring ticket after Finalist Champion

How do I go from B+ to A?

Hungarian uma shen?

>>716234574
buy more cards

>>716234351
read its in the pic.

>>716234453
Don't do this. It creates mustard gas.

>>716234574

>do 3 bakushin runs back to back to farm sparks
>get 1200 speed in all of them
>don't get a single speed spark
>don't even get a single 2*

>>716234351
A migrant, they’ll deport her shortly

Mcdouble

>>716234351
el parajo de alto

>>716234236
What the fuck is this language, you guys speak like everything is MATIKANEFUKUKITARU

>>716234545
>>716234620
Hmmm, I don't see the resemblance

>>716234672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WttUxO0EooA

>>716234351
THE NUMERO UNO STRONGEST AND BEST HORSE GIRL

EL CONDOR PAAAASSSSSAAAAAA

>>716234809
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZWJ22xllZU

>View the race
>Front Daiwa got late start and start jobbing the whole race.
>Check the score details
>No Rushed score in detail despite late start
So that's fucking why my perfectly trained uma sometime still losing despite no rushed status after quick result.
Fucking game not logging the late start event.

>>716234672
Youre better off just playing the game normally since every run only gives you a 1/5 chance at getting any speed spark no matter what as all stats will have an equal chance regardless off what you train

>>716234774
Those anons are trolling it's not El Condor Pasa, it's a different girl

>>716234985
I mean yeah the farming sparks part was a bit of an exaguration, I was going for the fillies' revue race for the mission and was just doing the bakushin strat to esaily clear it and maybe get a spark at the same time. Unfortunately I forgot to do the race in the first two runs so it took a while longer than planned.

>>716233160
>>716234996
Big "80s comedy where the ugly girl takes off her glasses and is actually really pretty" vibes from this

>>716235124
> I forgot to do the race in the first two runs
how do you forget your reason for starting the career run TWICE?

>>716231448
because she's a fucking pain in the ass to run with her stat growth

>>716235124
nta but same. I bakushin'd too hard with that uma that it feels like the tps were wasted

>>716230759 (OP)
I am finally unbanned

>>716235208
Listen man if I'm running bakushin then I need to embrace the bakushin mindset to its fullest and become a complete retard, it can't be helped.

>>716235170
She's cute with and without the mask.

>>716235208
bakushin's low wit is infectious desu

>>716235282
boobs too big

>>716235282
reminds me a lot of kiara for some reason.
huh, maybe that's why she's the uma I got from the 3 star random ticket

>>716234767
It was pure: this looks like finnish keyboardslam

>>716235282

What is the best way to doing 30 wins quest?

>>716235451
by winning

What's a good card to share? Everyone and their mother has / shares kitasan black.

So... this is bakushin power...

>>716231989
Is she aware that she has giant fuckable tits

>>716235517
Your power of bakushin was weak. You need to bakushin harder.

>>716235498
Satono Diamond, 1lb isn't the best but it's better than sharing a 0lb one, and that SSR is one of the best stamina SSRs currently along with creek.

>>716230759 (OP)
it also bothers me that the dagger could be relatively heavy and significantly weigh her down impeding her performance in a race

>>716231215
WELCOME TO THE END GAME BABYYYYYYYY

>>716235498
Anything MLB, even SRs. Unironically share Kitasan Black and go on xitter spamming your id

>>716235603
very true

thats why as a trainer i make all my trainees run naked for maximum efficiency

>>716235170
Gold ship is also incredibly beautiful without the stupid hat

>>716235603
If TM Opera O can run in full plate armour then rice can surely handle a knife

are the uphill/downhill skills worth it or should I stick to straights and corners only?

>>716234985
This, I randomly got 3* speed spark from failed golshi run

>>716234767
Thinken of starting a new career with her. My first two were pretty bad.

>>716235719
yeah but opera's insane

RNG cumrag fucking game making me lose despite playing perfectly

>>716235778
You just don't believe enough in your horse. The game is programmed to sense your fear and worries.

>>716235778
Mad?

>>716235282
>>716235443
Whorse

>>716234236
Mitä vittua nyt taas?

Should i save the character tickets or YOLO?

>>716230759 (OP)
i'm not planning to even touch the horse game but she's the cutest mare around

>>716235989
Save, 1 pull ain't shit but if you're going to pull then you might as well do it whilst pulling for something you actually want instead of just doing it because why not.

>>716235603
Anything costume related doesn't matter for racing ability (mostly, the only "confirmed" slowdown by costume is Tachyon sleeves impending her speed because of air resistance. And even that might not be canon since it's from Umayuru)

Which card should I share. Which would (You) want

Mambo.

>>716235971
>Eipä ollu flunssa

>>716232139
that's just because they can't leave the horses injured forever otherwise Suzuka would be fucking dead instead of in america, the race at the end is the same as the one in the ending of season 2 where all the retired horses race together
>>716233826
because that's how TM Opera O's career happened IRL, the movie is just the tail end of her year of dominance

>>716236120
MLB SR manhattan cafe. Normies might not want to use it since they only see an SR but that card is goated out the wazoo.

>BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
>6 million points in speed
>roman salute after win
HOLY FUCKKKKK

>>716235725
I haven't tried the uphill/downhill yellow skills, but I've used 1,500,000 CC (green skill) and it's way more consistent than you might think, almost all tracks have ramps.

>>716236129
I don't understand these manbo chinese meme

How do I get a doto gf?

>>716236120
>Not having mlb Spe-chan
BRICKED
Besides that, you can try giving and MLB SR, especially Manhattan Cafe or Eishin Flash. You also might just continue giving out Super Creek

>>716236283
I love them.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=iGZ40nlhX44

>>716236120
Maybe the SSR Dia for the bonus event points.

Where the hell do I get monies? It's like fucking real life.

will the next welfare card be good? gutslop sucks

>>716236840
The current Special Mission is full of monies.
Every time there's a G1 race in Japan they do events like this in the game.

>>716236840
apparently you can start a haru career and run races over and over to farm money? havent tried it myself

Getting to the point where I need Charmed before the first inspiration and good rainbow rng to make improvements now
If I don't get it I'll just round out stats and go for sparks
Can maybe tank 1-2 bad turns but an infirmary fail is a ruiner
Maybe once I have the monies/SP to upgrade more strategy/length specific cards as well might squeeze more

>>716232024
I appreciate the sentiment but when a popular game is released it's fine for threads to be made for 1-2 months. If people keep making threads back to back 6 months later then I agree everyone involved deserves a 3 day ban and exiled to the shithole that is /vg/. Most people will burn out soon anyway when they run out of honeymoon currency and have to grind for sparks and activity will drop, so use your energy elsewhere.

>>716236943
Isn't only 20000?

would you give him a carrot

>>716237049
40k monies, 10k support points, 2 clocks, 150 carats

>>716237110
Only if he stops acting weird

>>716232082

>Actually try to go through the story
>Immediately met with Oguri Cap hypefest
>"Huh so that's why she got her own series"
>Wake up to see the latest Cinderella Gray chapter preview
>Pic-related

I kneel.....Cygames-sama...

"Manhattan Cafe" is such a stupid name

>Haru Urara is given a free pass most of the time because everyone admires her spirit despite losing a lot. In one conversation, she said that she didn’t do too well in a test but her teacher gave her full marks because she did her best.
why is urara allowed to cheat?

>>716237208
How it feels to have a bunch of red skills

>>716237326
Say that to "skibidi rizz" and "fortnite dance".

>>716237323
cinema

>>716237326
You’re dumb, its a cool name, there a so many dumber names. I hate you

>>716237326
You can't stop thinking about it, so it did its job.

>>716230759 (OP)
Is it true that she wears the hat because that's where they shot the real Rice Shower to euthanize her?

>>716237326
yeah they should've given her a serious name like potoooooooo

>>716235990
She is a stallion

>>716237358
cute is justice

>>716237326
Horse names are basically band names mixed with "that username is not available" in MMORPGs, complete with shit like Matikanefukukitaru having to have her name changed to match the character limit (her proper crown name would be Machikane Fukukitaru, but had to have chi switched to ti and the space abbreviated to fit the international limit of 18 characters)

>>716234453
Guts training is actually really efficient because it also gives you speed and power, it's just that guts itself isn't really good past 300-350 currently.
So, an easy A-rank but it won't be an actually viable veteran.

>>716237358
Even IRL hard-working and earnest students who simply have trouble with the material get treated better by teachers and more discretion given in their favor than a lazy asshole who just doesn't care. That's life.

:)

>>716237110
yes
he cute

>>716237358
she's special ed. you aren't allowed to be mean to her

>>716232009
Hot and smelly, until the Yakuza barge into your house and kill you for daring to sexualize one of their prized race horses.

>>716237745
>because it also gives speed and power
yeah thats the reason i asked....and also because i have 3 fully uncapped guts SRs
I could get the mambo card, then slot in a wit card and borrow kitasan. Guts would boost speed and power while acting as my stamina, wit training would also boost speed, and speed training would boost power. it'd be perfect!

>>716237326
You're dumb.

>>716237716
>international limit of 18 characters)
That's interesting, like they might think of certain names first, but then have to swap it for shorter synonymous to save space, which might actually led to more creative names.

>>716236281
My speedy wife.

>>716237358

>>716236813
>resident tall girl
>still shorter than me

>>716236943
>have to keep an eye on IRL japanese horse racing to experience the TRUE kino

>>716235443
Tag: its clearly in

>>716237326
Yeah "Manhattan Project" would be so much better.

>>716238079
Do it and report back.

>>716235451
Bakushin. Just do lots of ungraded sprints and miles, which there are plenty of. 2 races, rest/train, 2 races, rest/train, repeat.

>>716238372
Honestly, I want to. Setting up a gutsmaxx deck is kind of a side-goal I've been entertaining the idea of. But I don't have enough Support Points or Monies to level the cards right now.

>my Rice Shower has better stats than most of my ura finale winning horses
>still nowhere enough to win her career
She really is cursed.

>Connecting
CYGAMES WHERE IS THE COMPENSATION FOR THIS

God this conntecting lag bullshit is really bad today. i just want to play.

uma anime only fans are exhausting to deal with

Servers are bricking it

>>716238570
>>716238626
I was about to ask other people were having this issue.

I feel bad for skipping these stories but I need the carats

How the fuck does it have such a high player retention rate? I figured most normalfags would've dropped the game by now

>>716230759 (OP)
Its not a dagger, its a chastity knife. Its used to take your own life if you would be in danger of getting raped by an otaku.

>>716238570
>50 carats has been deposited to your account

>>716238729
horse pussy

>>716237326
ok retard

>>716238249
>removing the "cafe" part
That's missing the point.

>>716238660
I'll take them any day over wannabe janitors and gooks.

>>716238660
Anime came first so gachafags are the secondaries

>>716238463
Fukukitaru is just an /x/ poster turned into a horse girl

who the hell is that on the right

>>716230759 (OP)
I admit, I actually like Agnes Tachyon, I think she's my favorite character.

>>716230759 (OP)
If they allow my queen, Agnes Tachyon, whom I'd lay down my life for, use performance-enhancing drugs, I think that letting Rice Shower carry a dagger would be fine.

>>716231215
>A rank
>1*wit, 1* long
LMAO

>Tachyon bricked herself by doing the NHK mile cup out of a sudden
this has never happened to me before wtf

>>716238863
game trailer and vtumor came first so animefags are secondaries

>>716238729
The game is really fun.

>my queen, Agnes Tachyon
that isn't even how the character acts

>>716238886
Tosen Jordan

>>716230759 (OP)
This is Uma musume general
The Previous threads with out any time between them:
>>716177860
>>716143605
>>716194661
>>716214279

>>716238898
why? because she acted like a crazy clown in the movie?

>>716238729
Its a simple gacha to play

I shit in your tranny mothers mouth tranny mod
Do your u paid job you shit eating tranny
This is a general you stupid dogshit eating monkey

The legendary Mini Cactus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n97cdTuEe0g

>>716238793

>>716238886
Jungle Pocket's daughter.

oh fuck off
finished 2nd by nose and 3rd by nose

>>716239087
Haven't watched it yet. For me i like coats. I see coats i like simple ass.

japan likes umamusume because it's a celebration of japanese horses
global "likes" umamusume because it has some characters from anime in it

>>716239286
Cactus-sama, I kneel…

>>716239087
Because of the IRL horse. I like how the horse didn't train as much as others and still he was set to become the next Symbioli Rudolf, however the trainers decided that, after one mild and totally recoverable wound, he needed to retire so they didn't risk losing the genetics of such a powerful horse. It took like 10 years for another horse to beat Tachyon's race lap record. I love the concept, the name fits so well. It's like a god horse walked among the other gay horses, broke all known records, refused to elaborate, and disappeared into nothingness. It's pure 10/10

I don't watch tranime and that includes the movie.

>>716238729
Best part of it going viral is that there's no risk of EoS

what's the rundown on spark farming? just go balls in on the stat you want and hope for the best? I keep going for speed out of habit and I have 2 2* speed horses now

>>716239328
Bro, your Focus?

>>716230759 (OP)
Making some good progress on my rice shower drawing

>>716239328
You lost to paypiggies tho, look your opponent has 3 star Vodka AND 3 star Daiwa.

>>716239494
Yeah I'm sure all those people give a shit about horse racing and don't like the game for the cute and well-endowed anime girls.

>>716238886
Tosen Jordan
>best buddies with Gold City
>part of the gyaru gang (Gold City, Helios and Mejiro Palmer)
>Winning Ticket's roommate
>recurrently bullied by Goldship
>get often dragged in the circle of the big uma shots (Gentilldonna, Orfevre, etc.)
>Jungle Pocket was the dad horse IRL

>>716239643
Post here after you finish.

>>716239575
>disappeared into nothingness
Rather, retired to sire more children than any other

>>716239610
I usually aim for equal 600 stats distribution.

>>716239642
based and speedpilled

Umas that did not deserve to win?

if I don't care about winning pvp races and only do them for the sake of dailies can I just stop sperging out about trying to get kitasan and spend my carrots on horse pulls instead

What can a trainer do when their uma won't take "No" for an answer? Trainers are banned from entering an uma's dorm but there is no rule banning umas from their trainer's living space.

>>716239575
>>716239087
Forgot to attach this image to my post.

>>716239682
yeah those """people""" expect every horse to act like lol so crazy randumb and only "pay" with exposure

>>716239642
Rng manip tech?

>>716239884
Teio, get off the computer, you're twelve minutes late to training, we have to do more wit training

>>716239575
>however the trainers decided that, after one mild and totally recoverable wound
He had Superficial digital flexor tendinitis of the left foreleg. That basically turned Tachyon's leg into a ticking time bomb, the owners made the right call to end his career early.

>>716239642
>Lose 15-20% occasionally
Fuck you

>tranime
go back to the sharty

>>716239968
But wasn't Teio's wound even worse and yet he recovered?

>>716239680
I don't think this one was, or not so badly
His deck wasn't all maxed- incomplete Kita and some MLB SRs similar to mine
I've not been able to roll on horses outside of the free scout tickets and day1 stuff
I've lost to and beaten plenty of definite whales though

>>716239494
There are literally reports of japanese horse racing getting more younger fans after Umamusume.
It's more like one is the consequence of the other, first they started because of cute girls, and then started to appreciate horse race history.

>>716240001
You should watch it anon

>>716239868
Yep

>>716239642
>no guts
>no WIT
NGMI

>>716239884
I'll use my anti-uma technique. It never fails.

>>716239642
This luckGOD got 3 Kitasan Blacks in a single 10 pull.

best
game
ever

>>716239868
are you so starved to get the same 10 horses that are in the game over and over again?

It's not even fun to get more horses at this stage of the game. All you get are 10 dupes each time.

Personally I'm waiting a year to roll for horses so when I actually spend my carrots there, I might actually get one(1) new fucking horse.

>>716239687
Okay

>>716240024
Teio's injury was acute, Tachyon essentially had chronic inflammation, any overexertion (like running a graded race) would've most likely caused a life-threatening injury.

All I know is pain... double triple crown, 100% win rate, 23 races most of them being G1s, 640k fans. The literal perfect idol. 1* wit...

>>716239642
HOLY SHIT

>>716239884
i'm afraid you can't do shit

>>716239575
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYKAOuSZ5B0

>>716240198
This game is unironically kino.

https://files.catbox.moe/vawd8a.mp4

>>716240291
Yeah, it's such a downer when you have a literal perfect career run but then the sparks suck. It's like a cherry on top that turns out to be rotten. Sparks are the worst thing about this game.

>>716240347
Kino

>>716240218
>I'm waiting a year to roll for horses so when I actually spend my carrots there, I might actually get one(1) new fucking horse

Was considering this since pic-related and Oguri (Christmas) are the only one's that are must haves to me

>>716240274
This Golshi seems more likable. Too bad she's kinda ugly in the anime.

>>716240520
she looks like a wuthering waves character

>>716240198
no gameplay tho and the aesthetic wasnt made for white people

>>716240291
Would you rather *3 wits?

Top gun...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNdRbLJlmAk

Mommy strong.

https://youtube.com/shorts/1irmqQhf-os
Every day until you like it

>>716240591
Is that considered bad? I'd use that.

>>716237326
By all the moons you sand snorting, walrus gargling, talon licking, oil breathing, pencil stealing useless deformed blob of nothing, get your no life, won't get a wife, can't marry Anemone so I'm in strife, face out of the book series, you were created for one purpose and that was to annoy the crud out of every single WoF reader and you failed that! How did your insignificant uneducated, outdated, belly inflated, ill- fated little bit of nothing you call a personality fail at a task that SIMPLE!? Everything someone looks at your crusty, musty, dusty, untrustworthy excuse you call a face, they projectile vomit out yesterdays breakfast it resembles you! Fat stinking cow body fish faced, horse lipped, monkey turd. You clanky stanky swanky cranky hanky panky rotten fish. Your father Twirlpond and your mother Spinlake buried you neck deep in the sand as you brought shame not only to the family, the seawings and the world, you brought shame to existence! At least you got electric-eeled. I want to falcon punch your smug good fir nothing face into orbit (which might help you look better) Santa delivers your autobiography to kids on the Naughty List and I bet you smell like fermented Stingray you ugly llama spit taloned insect.

Best song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUmcBtFWKr4

>>716240520
do they even add new 1* and 2* characters? i only know of Tannhäuser and twin turbo

>>716240590
>aesthetic wasnt made for white people

It's literally this but with Umas

>>716240128
what is this "technique" of yours

>>716240274
Cafe seems so cute in the S1 OVA.
Then the movie captures her NEET weirdo vibe.

>>716240291
yes, yessss, welcome brother

i got hot spring ticket with gold ship!
and legend fan rating
...but only a B ranking

I looking at all the normalfag profiles and seeing their terrible career win ratios

>>716238094
Wouldn't suprise me if that's where T.M Opera O came from

>>716240843
wtf is that a thing? do aborted runs count?

>>716240843
I felt bad when I promoted into Tier 3 and saw all these guys with full rosters of C+ veterans

>>716240748
there's a fair amount of tiddy jiggle huh

>>716232531
$600, I love honse

>>716240843
i thought that "Endings achieved" was about the different Umas you've won with...

>>716240768
I never shower or brush my teeth. Never fails to repel them away.

>>716240776
I look forward to her banner.

>>716240946
That's correct. McQueen poster probably hasn't checked his own "career win ratio"

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4lytp7KSWE
cringe whitoids

>>716240703
It's bad when my luck is anything but good. 200 runs for my second *3 and it's Wit. At least the math checks out. But a having *3 legacy is good as starting point regardless.

>>716240752
They do
>Pic-related is a 2 star released in the future

cute

>>716241021
>He doesn't know

>>716239642
You fail every training you don't take.

>>716240843
post yours

>>716240904
It doesn't matter if you're not good at the game day 1

>>716241123
>Genki tomboy
>Relegated to 2-star

>>716241179
bro thinks she's in the race

>>716241214
It doesn't matter at all, really. But I had been enjoying the sense of progression and I imagined what it must feel like to keep stalling out careers like that.

>>716241179

>>716241218
Oil leak is a serious problem for robots.

>Connecting

>>716241179
Maybe her butt hurts

>>716240279
Oh shit worst girl alert!

>>716241453
nice

>>716239317
I can’t look at the name Jungle Pocket without thinking it’s slang for black pussy

>>716240279
flattie detected

Why is saving energy for summer camp important? Does it gives more stat points?

we need way more sprint horse girls.

>>716241703
Facilities in the summer camp are treated as LV5, even if they're LV1 and you never touched them.
This can be a good timing for training some weak stats, or doubling down in your strongest stat.

>learn that trading shoes is important
>nobody in club trades shoes
are there any v clubs to join?

Would you whip your uma?

>>716241759
>my sprinters are just Sakura then a failed King Halo and a failed Maya
no kidding.

This game is so bullshit, I wanted Curren Chan but I'm all out of rolls after Kitasan Black.

>>716241845
Into shape yeah.

>>716241850
First gacha?

>>716241703
resting at summer camp gives less energy
>>716241850
then why the fuck did you roll for black?

>>716241845
Yes but only when she deserves it.

>>716241471
You sound like someone that had their uma career run destroyed by Suzuka. Kek

>>716241850
why would you want her when she runs funny

>>716241631
We love this Flattie

>>716241896
I didn't know she was coming out so soon and literally everyone said if I don't get Kitasan Black my account is terminally bricked forever.

>>716241850
On one hand, I'd like to have Tamamo Cross earlier, but man do I need to save.

>>716241827
Someone should draw spe-chan in this outfit next Hiro Hito or some shit

>>716242001
how many Kitas did you get?

>>716242001
just borrow Kitasan black from a friend? there are thousand of posts out there with people who got her maxed, and you need to fully upgrade her to make her useful, while only 1 horse is needed

luckshit'd a Kitasan now I'm at lb3

>>716239286
Why did Mini Cactus become a meme?

heh

>JP literally hands you over a 3* Raincraft (Fairytale Princess mode) for free if you finish the latest story chapter and the challenge race that comes afterwards
>her main gold / purple skill is actually transferable to another uma
>she's really an excellent character in fact (specialized in mid distance instead of mile like her regular version)
>I managed to have a pretty good scenario run in the deserted island, making this Raincraft one of my strongest characters.
>also got her hot spring event in the process

>>716242084
3...
>>716242118
I'm already borrowing Super Creek.

>>716233471
Okay, but how do you build the Rizzler to be a good Late Uma?

Explain yourself, trainah

bros..what is umapyoi...

I havent been able to hit an S rank in any stat, and my best rank is a B. How the fuck do people do so good.

>>716241804
Cool. Thanks for the info.
>>716241896
Had no idea. I know resting there increases your uma's mood though, so is a two in one thing.

>>716242373
you're my only dirt racer

>>716242302
Nice, me too. And also borrowing Creek
And also will not be getting horses

>>716242181
Personally it was one of the first NPC names that really struck with me. I don't think I had seen that video even yet. It's just a cute name and a the girl herself is generically cute with her spink pigtails as well.

>>716242249
I have seen a lot of Japanese players say they miss when the game was a little harder like the Global version is right now lol.

>>716242402
Bro? Your Kitasan Black?

>>716242402
take bakushin, 5 speed 1wit or 4speed 2 wit deck, spend time before the debut raising friendships, then just spam speed and wit.

>>716242373
I always root for the underdog.

>>716239328
>not buying focus
BAD TRAINER VERY BAD

>>716242373
Cute is justice and everyone likes underdogs. Besides, girls like you are an investment of sorts.

>>716242249
>that scroll bar for skills
damn

>>716242402
eugenics

>>716234196
i love machico

Just a friendly reminder that Twin Turbo is the FASTEST, SMARTEST and BESTEST of all the horsegrills.

>Here's your team for today Trainer-san~

>>716242373
Heavy thinks tiny baby uma can be strong like him if she tries hard.... can you?

>>716239884
why is tokai teio such a rapist bros?

>>716242249
It’s nice that she’s not total garbage like Shogun Spe was.
I’m hoping the unique inheritance is just a specific thematic thing for her and not just new powercreep though…

>>716242583
yeah unfortunately unless you play specific character scenarios like the one with Verxina facing three times a super version of Gentildonna in races, the game is very easy in itself now

>>716242912
I was asking for it.

>>716242817
>smartest

>>716230820
I'm super late but I know what that is and used it on horses before.

>>716243013
Everyone knows that only smart umas use glasses

>>716242912
The strong want to conquer the weak because they can. Simply as. Trainer-san is just easy breeding stock

>>716243013
All the other dumb horses have "strategy" when all you need to do is run the fastest

wtf am I doing.
Just hit the Final Qualifier.

Is there a point in rasing the girls' potential? the skills they gain seem pretty meh

>>716243190
please bring some speed cards

We need an uma in a wheelchair

>>716242373
>listen here maggot, the next race is war and I won't train a sack of dirt as my main force
>now prepare for 30 mile run in the jungles of Yeti Parc and make America pound!

>>716243190
wtf is that deck

>>716243013

>>716242817
Why she is the only uma to have colourful hair instead of horse counterpart colour hair?

>>716243278
He auto-built with event priority, I assume

>>716243190
>that deck
good question, what the fuck ARE you doing

>>716243190
>1x speed card
>1x stam card
>1x power card
>1x guts card
>2x wit card
nigga what the fuck are you doing

>>716243251
>>716243190
EVENT BONUS!

Welp 1 race left

>>716243254
um that's not the way it goes for horses with leg problems

>>716243280
>solve each question
>second one is already solved
???

>>716243296
Same reason Urara is pink. The headgear or whatever is called they used while racing I guess.

>>716243278
That's mine too for event bonus.

>>716243190
based just having fun chad

>>716241898

>>716242829
Good. Everyone except Nice Nature leave the room.

>>716242373
According to my medical analysis, you were never weaker then the other umas, just an unlucky dummkopf. Now stay still for my uber bean to hit you and the final win to be our!

>>716243406
I'm willing to sacrifice some slots for Event Points, but not everything, still need some skills for the type of character I'm running.

>>716243390
>>716243190
5th place 2 times in a row at the Final.

Was an odd run. But hell, it kinda worked!
I also hit RANDOM SELECT on everything except Agnes

>>716243495
>uber bean

McQueen is a FATTY

>>716242402
Prioritize friendship training, understand 200 or 300 wit is a 70% skill activation chance with diminishing returns from there forward, that stamina typically (and safely) can stop being pumped at 300/400/500, lower if you get more skills for recovery and that speed and power are generally king and queen.

You should only train guts or train outside of going for stat thresholds if there's 3-4 supports on it and you haven't boosted them to the point they offer rainbow training.

>>716243254
she creates a robo-uma to run in her stead

>>716242373

>>716243190
>>716243567
welp, just went for friendship bonus stuff.

>>716243690
>Loses every career race
>Immediately wins post retirement race
This is unironically true

I found this drill haired sex horse who I've decided she will be my favourite. Unfortunately she's estimated to arrive next year in November...

>>716243608
nta but then, 300+ wit will have diminishing returns then? I didn't knew that. Nice info.

>>716242373
>>716243495
>what's the matter doc, you got beans for brains?
>now listen here Haru
>grass grows
>birds fly
>sun shines and sister
>we win races
So go get them

>takes off dumb hat
>becomes hot gigastacy

>>716243868
>drillhair
a man of culture I see.

>>716243868
Okay Helios

>>716243881
300 wit is the absolute baseline. More is always better, but don't waste your time training wit over other stats. always try your best to get 300 wit every run.

>>716243928
I am hard now.

>>716242817
she's our HERO

>>716243928

>keeps failing training
>even had one at 2%

Is this normal for Oguri or is my first try with her cursed?

>>716243928
h-how would the sUMAta be?

>>716242373
>Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr
>Mrh! Hrt hr nha phrnt yrh mrprph!

>>716244167
She’s very efficient and mates are said to quickly fall in love with golshi

>>716244096
I've also had weird luck with Oguri. Her mood down events popped up every two to three turns for me in my last run with her

relog for apologems

>>716243783
It's honestly a sign from god that that run made it that far with that piece of shit of a deck you had.

What's with this cringe bronyposting

>>716244062
>>716244062
HERO

>>716242373
>GOOD SHOT MATE! LMAO GET OWNED

>>716243896
>and as a reward from winning I have prepared this energy-refilling dinner for us

>>716244349
brb making that WiT deck people here meme/joke/aretotallyseriousabout/noImeanitPeopleareseriousaboutit/Idontthinkitsajoke/ohgodisthatmyexwife?/YOUALLREADYTOOKTEHKIDSWHATMOREDOYOUWNA?T!

I fucking hate gold ship with a burning passion.

>>716241827

>>716244349
>>716244569
I got my 2 first wins with auto deck that looked like that
then I looked up online why my stats was lacking compared with others

4 (four) failed careers with El, always at the last race before the URA Finale. Do you guys have any tips?
Also, fuck Special Week and Wonder Grass.

>>716244610
My the first two times I did her, I had NONE of the negative parts. Now... all the time... I got her 2 on B+.

>>716244610
just like me who hates that big forehead tsundere yet i would sex both of them

overspecs when

>doing silence suzuka's career
>game sabotages me with late start and random npcs who will do everything in their power to go in front just to immediately slow down and box me in
Am I supposed to waste training days on power?

>>716244745
(agnesposter here) same, when I knew nothing.

Is Tachyon the secret easy mode? She doesn't lose

>daiwa gets mood down and night own during ura season
you've got to be fucking kidding me

>>716242373
>don't worry miss, I got the right toy for you to win the next race
>teleporter comin' right up

>>716244880
>get boxed
>guys do i need power????
anon, did you ever tried to think for a solid minute before doing anything ? what the fuck do you think happen when a lamborghini is stuck in traffic ? that's right it's fucking stuck, that mean the driver need to use his brain to avoid getting stuck.
same shit here, train her wit and don't forget the damn skills

>>716244880
>Am I supposed to waste training days on power?
You train speed to train power. Triple friendship training on speed gives tons of power.

lmao

>>716243118
>>716243160
Brain genius strategist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3OI3QuxOlo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxtb49dH3OM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rfq_vqG2iqY

>>716244809
Here is some stuff I used for this B one. I tried to focus on friendship traing on the first 20 rounds since those races are easiet to win with minmal effort. 25 Turns in total from START to the 2nd Race.
I focuesed a bit more on Stamina cause Mile eats up more then medium.

>>716245054
Ay-hey, Haru, I got just the thing that'll help you beat that ol' eggheads lame gadgets- BAM! Crit-a-cola! Whadda you think?

>>716242373
She isn't actually that bad in her niche, it's just that her final race is a humiliation ritual.

CAN THIS FUCKING TWIN TURBO BITCH GIVE ME LEADERS PRIDE ALREADY

>>716244957
You can easily win bakushins career without support card by just spamming speed.

>>716245318
I think it’s funny that her mandatory fail race has a chance of giving you a negative skill

>>716231215
Daiwa Scarlet

>>716245265
You imbecile! Umas cannot drink your sugar bomb drinks! If you want to help her, do the thing you're the best at. Outrun the other umas and bring their moral down.

>>716244809
>>716245246
(same person)
Here races are:
Debut: Mile
Mile
Mile
Medium
Mile
Medium
Medium
Long

Which tells me that she needs more stamina, I like to look up races cause Long = Lots of stamina needed (mostly) or being weighed up by stamina recovering blue skills.
Mile not fully on stamina but have it in mind, same with Medium that is even lower baseline then Mile. But mine did do finals almost flawlessly, so it was good

Are the giant wheels on Bourbons hips supposed to signify that's she's actually a crippled retard?

>>716245603
NTA but 400 will do or 500?

>>716243851
She was lost for 10 years because her shitty owner didn't want to pay for a good stable to take care of her

>>716244809
Better skills for positioning

>>716245738
>She was lost for 10 years because her shitty owner didn't want to pay for a good stable to take care of her
How much money would you give to a horse with a 100 losses?

>>716245246
>>716245603
Borrow a Super Creek to get Swinging Maestro and you'll be fine with just 600 stam

>>716245706
I wanted to go for 400-500 wit on her. FAILING on 8-11% in a row in the end, fuck me. She would had been at least 450.

>>716245797
She was EXTREMELY popular he could've made money just from tourists taking pictures with her and selling more good luck charms

you should be saving your carots

>>716230759 (OP)
hotglue

>>716242912
it's your fault for looking at other girls

>>716245931
I'll blow everything on fuji kiseki

Any juvenile fillies in this thread?

>Start a campaign with Haru
>Debut race comes
>Nº1 for all stats
>Ends in 2nd place
>"Ok bad start but I can just win the next race"
>Second race comes
>Ends 2nd again
>"Wtf is this?"
>Try again
>2nd place again
>Rest and get Nigh Owl debuff
>Spend the rest of the 20 or so days forcing her to train, maximizing failure
>Every time she would end up in the infirmary I would force her to train again to maximize injury
>Her stats dropped so low her Stamina was 0 by the end
>She will hopefully be stuck to a wheel chair for the rest of her life

The useless will suffer.

>>716246168
Reported

>>716246168

>>716246168
Retard trainer, quit your job

>>716246168
selfreport if you cannot Haru you are doomed to fail.
kys in minecraft

>>716246168
>this kills the second placer

>>716246168
Holy shit post stats

>>716246334
>>716246421
You may defend your trash by trying to sprinkle some cute shit on top, but in the end it's still shit.
Leave racing to some actual competent horses like Teio, Ship, Silence or even Matikanefukukitaru.
At least they can win shit.

>>716246648
Haru is literally toddler difficulty right after Bakushin which a monkey can do

>>716245931
Yeah I'm saving for Manhattan Cafe

>>716246648
reddit spaceing detacted.

>>716246648
>Ship
That's it! Gold Ship, activate 12 billion yen protocol

>late start four times in a row

>>716246648
i bet you ran haru as late surger lmao

>>716246648
Imagine seething this much over a retarded horse with a piss easy career. Hand in your license trainer san you're obviously ngmi

>>716246975
I won URA finals with late surger. Used front runner twice (not in the final race).

>>716244096
OK something is definitely fucked with this run, no way I should be getting this many fails at 2 or 8%.

>>716245797
Her owner was a fucking retard, one tweet from the stable she's currently living in was enough to get tens of thousands of weebs and otaku to spend the equivalent of forty usd apiece if not more to give her some tasty grass.
She was also beloved even before Umamusume, dumbass could have easily monetized her

>>716247198
8% is a 50/50

>>716246168
Never talk to my daughter again.

so...umas are freakishly strong right? so, if one just decided to rape her trainer, its not like he could do anything about it, right?

>>716247338
>her owner was retarded for not taking advantage of the horse and instead giving her to a nice stable to retire to.
You sound deranged.

>>716247464
Yes

Only got to 2MLB kitasan after pity, can i finally stop rolling for supports?

>>716247464
Yes

I can't believe I've gotten 3 hot spring tickets together with daiwa. She must've rigged the raffle somehow.

>>716247596
>>716247578
damn..imagine if that would happen haha..that would be so bad haha..

>>716247464
Before the modern age, they were literaly workhorses. Leading vast armies not just at field but at home. Without Uma there would be no great human expansion over the world, no fiels would be croped, no great building raised, even the great Pyramids of Giza could not had been built without their aid

>>716246975
i did and haru won 34 trophies and the uras

>>716247606
she's sending you a message

>>716247596
>>716247676
>>716247948
Based

>>716240423
how can you run it at 60 fps? for some reason mine shits the bed and I have a 3060

>>716247464
teio stop asking

>>716247849
yes but they have always been innately subservient to humans, notice that there is not a single uma trainer

Also, camel girls when???