Uncle Jammer Edition

Fuck off anxous mong

>>81625292 (OP)
dont feel anxious now

eva's fragrant fanny

>>81625292 (OP)
I was going to make this edition yesterday but decided on something else

Anixetymong is the worst poster on britfeel

>>81625285
i can't get that site to load. Doesn't bode well lad

Fell asleep in the thread before last. Just woke up in time for the new.

Made a lad rage quit on Capcom vs SNK 2. Laughed

>>81625339
Yeah lad typo trashchan i posted it as trashcan because I am a mong

The final day is coming

>>81625371
>tfw literally only just got here like a week ago

>>81625371
where's 3, 12, 26

Ruth's wet tuppence

>>81625357
Bit rude. The must not like VPN users

eva's pussy tastes like pepsi cola

>>81625391
I think you mean moist

>>81625354
Who are you maining

It's currently 2100 hours. If you don't understand this then stop posting. I even added "hours" to help you out.

>>81625433
K-Groove Sagat, Iori and Haohmaru. Haohmaru ratio 2. Made him rage quit with Sagat, beat his entire team only using cr.HP. Sagat is very cheap

For me it's 0ver

2100 hundred is Murrican for twothousandonehundred, so I was correct when I said it was twothousandandthirtytwo o'clock.
Can't argue with science.

>>81625437
SSM after drinking a whole bottle of whisky

>>81625437
blad when they cut his benefits

We all /britfeel/ in life x

I Alton Towers enjoyer
wtf is flamingo land

We just ticking over in life x

Me and eva6 x

>>81625516
Imagine that was you and you showed your mates that photo

>>81625516
tiny tits there

>>81625499
not for long mate only 2 more weeks

Watching that new season of LOVE DEATH + ROBOTS on Wetflix. Been pretty good so far.

>>81625537
What's the point of life without /britfeel/

fuck off you boring virgin stubby thumbed cunt

We had a good run lads

>>81625551
not into that fishtank lad?

>>81625557
>stubby thumbed cunt
who are you even talking about here?

My pussy feels like Jesus
My pussy feels like Jesus

>>81625571
It's shit don't bring it up here

RAF Barton St John
RAF Croughton
Both likely nuke targets in WW3 x

>>81625574
Sean obviosly

>>81625557
Ah c'mon anon, let's just enjoy the last few days of the thread.

>>81625574
hhl at a guess

>>81625590
You'll miss HHL when /britfeel/ is gone

What if all the British posters disappear from 4chan, but /britfeel/ carries on because foreigners keep making new threads

I'll be alright, I live in Wibraltar x

>>81625616
>but /britfeel/ carries on

Will we get any prior warning, or one day will we just suddenly find we can no longer connect to 4chan

Impulsively I decided to get back in touch with a girl I used to talk to online in 2020 during COVID. She was a student in Newcastle at the time. She was into dominance, used to make me dress up in girl's clothes for her on webcam and all that, humiliated me. I loved it. We lost touch when the lockdowns ended but today I said hello. She said that she's got a boyfriend now and I was initially disappointed, but now she's talking about me coming to Newcastle and getting a hotel and "we'll all play together." She was saying stuff about forcing me to suck her boyfriend off. I'm a virgin and I don't know if I can handle something so intense for my first IRL sexual experience. Help lads.

>>81625616
They might make 1 or 2, I can see OI I lost muh teefs, or such posts potentially, but also potentially not. More they will just mock us, rather than create a /britfeel/ in our absence.

>>81625627
Soundspacker will be making the threads and posting his drivel by himself

doubt many lads will pay 70 quid to use britfeel, its going to be in ruins

added you on psn x

/brit/ will definitely carry on as they have way more forrin posters there

arent we r9ks longest running general? all of r9k should be in mourning for us

>>81625674
Why would they when a pass it 30 books?

>>81625633
Probably better than being bored, lonely and depressed

couldnt give a shit about /britfeel/ but how am i meant to shitup the /mu/ threads now

>>81625616
least they can do for us after carrying this board for years

>>81625681
Its been explained before that a pass alone won't work

>>81625678
we are responsible for about 7% of all posts in the history of /r9k/

Yeah, there have been about 5.5-6 million /britfeel/ posts,

and I was here to read them all!

>>81625692
Use a free vpn

Where will I post SSM updates now?

It's mad how people here think Ofcom are about to block 4chan within weeks. Are you all spastics or what? They've opened an investigation but it's like when you get those "We've opened an investigation" letter from TV licencing. They'd need a court order to block the site and there's fuck all chance of that ever happening.

You're all fucking stupid.

>>81625724
Create an SSM fanclub youtube page.

Me n my internet pal hanging out on a sleepover after the ablockalypse Were watching justice league cartoon on netflix n taking pills

why don't you retards just use a proxy with a real ip to post here, yes it's a tiny bit harder than using a vpn but if you're not stupid its pretty easy to do

>>81625726
The end is coming for us all x

>>81625726
The investigation has been going on since 2023.These are the final stages.

>>81625726
it really is the end

>>81625749
The investigation began on June 10th this year, you spacker.

>>81624464
Personally I just watch content on the internet, e.g. YouTube, because I'm a cheapskate and I like free things

Don't think I can live without /britfeel/

Need acodeine for my calf muscle

The end of britfeel x

>>81625726
No you're fucking stupid. I've had enough of this thread, speaking the truth about me loving young rentboys, well it's a lie, and if you were all young sexy rentboys I'd fuck ya, but instead, Ofcom will fuck ya. TRUTHFUL BASTARDS, I HATE YOU!!!

Saw a spacker say that Ofcom blocked Kiwi Farms earlier too. What a mong. He's probably thick enough to believe it too.

Ofcom ruined my life

>>81625726
>Are you all spastics or what?

I'd go Mecca Bingo with you crossy, I'm an expert, I've been hundreds of times, on my own too.

Could imagine these things being quite scary some times if ur sleeping in the middle of the night imagine this thing rummaging about your room imagine seeing its eyes reflecting in pitch black

>>81625791
Doesn't Moni have a thread on there

i'd rather be an Afghan goat herder than a middle class Norwegian

What the fuck is Fish Tank? Like a zoomer Bit Brother?

on that Robin of Sherwood, me

maybe it is not as fancy as your American Netflicks programmes but it combines historical realism with fantasy elements, and the themes are still relevant today
>I will not have Jews in Nottingham
cor even back then, back then they had the things we have now

>>81625827
Do you like Nottingham too then mate?

>>81625809
So you can go on ur own nd nobody bothered you/?

Is Crossy a virgin?

Made a few twitter accounts over the years. Never really got what to do on it though, made a few posts that never got seen by anyone and no interactions, retweeted some things, got four or five random bot follows and then deleted. Feels like it's only worth it if you get engagements, but the only way to get engagements is to either get really lucky and go semi-viral, or already be a big-engagement account.

>>81625851
>Is Crossy a virgin?
Aye

I wonder what Ian Huntley is up to right now

>>81625827
Some good music in that show right there de lid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9BiXsnYd7k

pure magic, this. you just don't get telly like this now.
>nothing's forgotten. nothing's ever forgotten.

>>81625825
Aye basically. Sam Hyde is involved

>>81625885
>Sam Hyde is involved

Giving Ruth's tuppence a thorough inspection

>>81625885
>>81625901
MY FATHER FIGURE

>>81625924
eva6 needs a better male role model in her life.
and by 'a better male role model' do i mean, you, shagging her? who's to say......

Bad news lads, I never washed the non winter bedding. Bugger.

>>81625885
Is it any good or total bollocks? I liked his sketch show on Adult Swim but never bothered with any of his other stuff. Any nudity or anything or sex?

Eva6's role model is Blad

>>81625943
It's total bollocks they sit around a house 24/7 doing nothing except playing stupid games like "count the rice"
It's a reddit show

>>81625943
lil tip lad: you can find nudity on the internet.

sneak a laptop in the cinema when you're watching Minecraft with the kids, really enhances the film.

>>81625850
Yes nobody would bother you or care at all, loads of blokes and women go on their own of all ages. Nobody will bat an eye, unless you sit on someones regular table but it's unlikely and they'd just tut or something. I won the jackpot lucky star other week and won 1450 quid.

How do you feel about shouting when you win? And there is tablets "Max boards" or paper that you dab, you can buy way more tickets on the tablet

>>81625947
if eva6 was ever going to shag a /britfeel/er, it would be the unemployed, 24st lad

wow dude you watched me listening to sam hyde's podcast so cool dude

>maybe this was a mistake, what if they spread the truth online
He thought

>>81625942
put hot water bottle in freezer, wrap it in one of these fluffy covers

Liberalism is existential syphilis

Even better if we were on a big ol' date at Mecca bingo crossy, it's pride month after all

Looks like Davieboy333 deleted his channel too

>>81625953
Thought it would be a bit edgy and push the limit a bit considering Uncle Sam is involved.
>>81625965
I know that lad I was just wondering what type of show it was. Didn't know if it was Chaturbate streamers or Twitch streamers or what.

>>81626002
I still have the winter bedding on, fleece everything.
I'll send it to the launderette tomorrow and get it back on saturday (send it to my mums as I am washingmachineless).

>>81626001
he is taking credit for other people's work.

I visited my ex-girlfriends house and she told me she spent ~100 quid on a new dildo, like a vibrating wand one with a vibrating ball at the end. I felt quite pissed off both because I found it quite crude and because she rarely offered to pay for anything when we went out together but wastes money (money she doesn't have) on shit like this for herself. As I said I also found it quite crude. If I only had a tiny bit of money saved and bragged to a girl about having a pocket pussy I would expect the girl to be turned off.

Having an evening Nesquik. Lush and I mean lush. Strawberry all the way

Wonder how Blad did with his diet today.

>>81626032
No not that, th-they know how much I love sexy young rentboys.

>>81626031
sounds good lad i hope the concierge doesn't run into any bother (your dad's car has enough worries)

>>81626057
is there a term for like, passive-aggressively agreeing with someone?
a word for this particular feel?

>>81626062
>your dad's car has enough worries
I'm unsure what this means, but I liked the concierge joke.

Thinking about what shippy has had to eat today

Ckin ell lads, quite a few of you talking about me in here tonight.
>>81626055
Not too bad. Cornflakes for breakfast. Beans on toast for lunch and chicken kebab skewers with salad. Lunch was about 600-700 calories so feel kind of bad about that but I think I was under 1500 today.

>>81626112
alright b lard?

Wonder what crossy had to eat today

>>81625968
Thnanx for the infos
Jst mulling it over while am washing the dishes

>>81626040
Bit shitty of her to brag to you about the dildo she'll probably use in bed with other lads. Why did you go to your ex-girlfriend's house anyway?

>>81625901
Fucking hell has Sam gotten a pair of turkey teeth with the gumroad money?

>>81626112
Weighed myself this week coming in at 14 stone 8 at 5 ft 4. Not good.

>>81626126
Not too bad today thanks. Not been posting much. Sorry.
>>81625971
Not for long, watch this space.

>>81626112
That's good going mate. Are you exercising too?

>>81625868
He'll be enjoying playing his PS3 or Xbox 360 lad.

>>81626132
Maybe she will, I don't know. I wish her the best. Can't remember why, think it was my birthday she invited me over because I don't have any mates lol.

>>81626155
It's alright de lad, just wanted to make sure one of my favourite dollies is doing alright

why don't the transgenders do anything?
that moot lad was a smart fella when compared the collective strength of 4chan as weaponised autism to weaponised anthrax. why not weaponise the transgenders into giving us better healthcare? why the opposite of that?

>>81626156
No lad cant say that I am. Not surprising that is it? Kek. I lost 9st without exercising about 6 years ago.

cum my lady cum in my lady she's my butter pie bloody baby

>>81626160
Trust me lad it's best for everyone if you just have a clean break.

>grr have you seen what they're saying about gender now?
>yes and it's all valid because of these thoughtful effortful points

how did we have the Peasants' Revolt? the poll tax? i do not accept Chud's Law. stuff DOES happen, it's just set to shuffle mode.

not saying I'LL kick off, i'm asking why aren't the YOUNG'UNS kicking off?

>>81626103
>2 slices of toast with peanut butter
>About 12 mini flapjack bites
>3 packets of crisps (2 walkers, 1 quavers)
>Bag of chips
>Co-op spaghetti Bolognese
>1 packet of fridge raiders

>>81626198
come on my sweet time gal~

>>81626186
Just a short walk each day will help. David Mitchell lost weight from just short daily walks alone

Imagine rubbing baby oil all over Blad's repulsive obese body, his flesh rippling under your hands as you work the glistening oil into every crease and crevice. He's giving you a bit of pleasant banter while you do it, telling you funny stories about his brother, and you really like him and think he's a good guy, but you just can't help but be repulsed as you use your fingers to coat his inner thighs and armpits with the slick, buttery oil.

if he's older than me he might have. that shit was so long ago

Were jst back from mecca bingo
Drinking lambrini n weve got paddington in peru on the oled telly
Intrnet doesnt exist anymore its 2026

I've mentioned this before, but in summer 2010 when I was 18, I watched the whole of peep show from season 1-6.

The premise of the show is that they are both losers in their own way, but basically everyone around them is successful and they are the losers, mark in some mundane job and a 2 bed tower block flat, hex a terminal dosser. But I thought it was pretty comfy and my own life would turn out like that.

Despite peep show being literally about losers with a grim life, my life turned out nowhere near as good as that

>I'm so glad you got drug free and decided to become a lady, Crossy
>I know BN I'm glad you decided to become a lady too, I really loved our trip to bingo

>>81626254
Alright Eva

>>81626269
I think it was Ebin suggesting they go in this thread, BN in the last thread

Will Ebin go to Glasgow or Crossy to Scarborough. Traditionally people travel hundreds of miles for an audience with Ebin, not the other way around

STARMER HAS UTURNED ON BENEFITS
NEETS WIN AGAIN

Everythigns 4x sexier when yure both sexy lassies

>>81626267
Was all bollocks anyway isn't it the first episode Mark fucks an 18 year old goth or something, never in a million years. It's almost like they were trying to imitate what they thought life was like

Life is fucking grim and futile

>>81626301
Hope not. I want HHL in work ASAP

>>81626267
Made me laff yea
I dont agree their life looks comfy
When i met my sisters pals that live in those cramped london flats that just feel "rented" "on lease" Like yourl ife is on lease
Gave me the heebie jeebies
But i get what ur saying

>>81626323
Breaking News on the 10oclock news me liddy it's true lmao

Yeah erm hah, I totally would reverse the decision on banning your little support group, if you were younger sexier and rentboys, but you're not, so...
Soz not soz.

Cross will meet with Ebin this year. I just know it

>>81626301
>its real
Lovely x

>>81626323
He has to be in nappies round the clock lad, he can't work. If it weren't for his chronic pisspantsitis, he'd have worked all his life.

>>81626254
Stuff like this makes me laugh. A little odd but still funny nonetheless. Just lads banter.

eva6 is definitely one of the lads, in that "she" has a penis

Bag tonight HHL?

>>81626394
England is mine and it owes me a living
innit

Dossers can breathe a sigh of relief tonight

>>81626429
not mark he getting sanctioned and it lush

i hate every hepler that i see
from those who womf
to those who ree
you'll never make a fren out of meeeee

Everyone down to Sandford Lane for a piss up

he's doin alreet there de lats

>>81626248
weird how David Mitchell actually seems like the nice one
https://www.npr.org/2021/04/12/986560733/david-mitchell-and-robert-webb
skip to 42:30 for Robert Webb catty social media transgender drama

shall NOT be reading his book even though i was interested. yeah yeah we all had troubles 'being a boy' mate, that's very trendy atm, you're just a narcissistic psycho who thinks you're one of the lads (and it's not an act)

>>81626301
Told you lads months ago nothing would happen

>>81626463
Robert always came off as a bit of a dick to me for some reason.
Remember when they made Jez gay in the final season of Peep Show? Kek.

>>81626267
Normie media types just can't write realistic losers, Joker is the closest they've come and then they ruined it with that awful sequel. I started watching Mr Robot because it claimed to accurately portray social anxiety and a few episodes in the protagonist fucks his hot drug dealer.

>>81626481
one of those 'actors' who just plays himself, and pretends he's acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJ-Id1VQ-BA

we'll be having words, me and him.

>Starmer offers massive concessions on welfare bill to Labour rebels

NEETbros good job we have a cucked PM

>>81626300
I want to go to Blackpool Mecca if crossy is up for a couple days there.

>>81626463
I think I remember Sargon having spats with Robert Webb on Twitter during the Gamergate years.

Is Ebin gay? He is often here flirting with other men (Tilde, Chika, Crossmong)

Anonymous will save us from Ofcom
We are legion xx

>>81626542
Apparently some of the rebels are still going to vote against it anyway. Might just be the small Corbynite faction that is left in the parliamentary party though.

>>81626583
If we can survive the ofcom bollocks, us dossers will be golden

Stop the boats. Save billions

Wonder who is pulling his Starmer's strings

No point working

>>81626569
so weird that it's actually them, now. and their whole thing is that it's rhetoric, it's debate, like the forums of Ancient Greece. will anyone care?

i care, but because i'm an old crone who enjoys this stuff. not even a woman or a transgender or anything. i could even dive in, but i follow the prime directive from Star Trek.

>>81626575
He's NOT gay and nor was Tilde

party girl i am x
and i'm a lad

>>81626628
>who is pulling his Starmer's strings

>>81626575
>>81626670
Tilde is a woman

>>81626463
>>81626481
I know a guy who knows all of them and he said Robert Webb was a cunt. Treated people like shit all the time.

>>81626675
You even quoted my grammatical error

>>81626692
He identifies as a woman. Not quit the same thing as being a biological woman

>>81626710
Someone post that picture of his tits again pls

watched welcome to the hhk, stopped when he started taking pictures of little girls. weird weird noncey stuff, all anime is like this

>>81626699
>my grammatical error

>>81626732
Let me browse my personality folder for it

>>81626583
the official Anonymous(TM) Twitter account is too busy taking down crypto-fascists in Israel
https://xcancel.com/YourAnonNews/status/1936526059609919902

>>81626757
>Twitter
It's called X now grandad

Some of those people in outer/r9k/ that see our posts on the front page must think we are absolute spastics dedicating our entire life to this thread

i miss when the only gay lads were fit, conventionally attractive men, not weird fat freaks like most are now

>>81626788
Blad isn't gay though

>>81626767
still jacking into the interwebz through a 2400 baud modem via telnet, me.

>>81626768
if they think that then they probably shouldn't be on /r9k/
I know we've made a few seethe

Last 2 digits is the percentage chance Ebin ever loses his virginity. Evens to a bloke, dubs for Crossy in 2025

>>81626788
Don't be rude to Chika

>>81626842
You should focus on losing your own virginity Shippy

>>81626842
Nearly 41%

>>81626858
You should focus on improving your fertility cdot. By 2030 the technology might be available

So is Shippy 'Dollymong'?

any lads here like or liked clubbing?
favourite club closed down not so long ago, being turned into flats. was a great time, ket was snorted

>>81626892
>any lads here like or liked clubbing?
Normies out

>>81626885
There are a few Dollymong posters, him being one of them

Interactive soap opera

why DO transgender people kill themselves?

go on, tell me what you reckon.

>>81626896
HHL likes clubbing

>>81626923
because of people like you x

>>81626929
I chuckle every time this gets posted. He just looks so gormless

>>81626931
nah i wish them all the best. unless they actively do horrible things. but then that's incidental.

>talking to some woman
>She asks me a question
>respond within seconds
>No reply

Crossy have you seen the new strawb sandwich m&s are selling

>>81626896
you can have a good time clubbing if you're a loser like me. just get some drinks in you and have a good time

>>81626956
>talking to some woman

>>81626941
Post your face big fella

>>81626956
what are we meant to make of his?

>>81626923
because of transphobes like you

>>81626957
>Facebook filename

>>81626970
Why would I post my face?

>>81626966
She's a 40 year old black woman. Thought I might be in with a chance tonight but the she said she was ill, but now she's saying she feels better

>>81626957
saw this too in some local newspaper clickbait shite, also thought of crossy

worried 'sweetened bread' is a testing ground for American-style bread tbqh. Chorleywood-anon will NOT be pleased.

>>81626983
>She's a 40 year old black woman
You literally claimed you were a racist a few hours ago

>>81627001
He's only racist against BAME men. Women are fine

>>81626976
i'm not afraid of things i don't understand

Can't understand how some people 'like the chase', for me, every moment is a tedious feeling of 'shes just stringing me along and will ghost me any moment' until the moment we actually meet up

>>81627001
Yeah?

>>81626982
because you've always been a bit of a rebel. an outlaw. a rapscallion, who plays by nobody's rules but his own. then one day you came to /r9k/, saw the sticky, and guess what?

My cock is already on the internet. That's enough

sheltered lads
it shows

>What exercise were you doing?
>Hiking in the Malverns, I go hiking quite a lot, I was actually up Snowdon last week
*Stops responding*

Some right mongs in /britfeel/

>>81627069
you can't carry a conversation
HAHA!

>>81627074
Hey! Don't post my pic!

>>81627083
I think of you every time I post it SCEA

*dusts off the old larp jar*

Told her I'm straight edge now she won't stop messaging me

>>81627079
Well done lad

>>81627093
Not SCEA, god I miss him. Shame he thinks I'm a LICE too

Vestigial thumbed goose necked spacker.

>>81627098
>Told her I'm straight edge

>>81627097
Bet there's some vintage 50ps in there lad.

>>81627098
>Told her I'm straight edge now she won't stop messaging me
it has always been the opposite for me, when i tell them i dont drink anymore they just ignore me

>>81627115
Saw some meme about a Burnley fan recently where his neck was longer than HHLs

>>81626957
Tbh looking at that make me crave Victoria sponge more than anything its a kewl idea tho am not that keen on white bread,,m&s has a rly nice Strawberry milkshake. Its udderly delish.x

i'm only likeable when i'm drunk.

teetotal now, but at least when i was drunk, i had frens.

>>81627136
I don't think it's ever come up in conversation really, generally if they ever ask I just say I drink 'very rarely'

>>81627136
>when i tell them i dont drink anymore they just ignore me
Yeah, instant red flag mate.

>>81627115

His neck only looked abnormally long in one single photo. Think it was camera trickery.

The worst thing about BritNormie being rich is that there's no amount of money I could offer him to show me his cock

He had a goose neck in the picture of him and fat Paige

>>81626203
Sorry just saw this. You may be right, but there are other factors in play which means I don't mind being there as a friend etc. I mean on some level I still like her, but I'm not going to block her or cut her off

Jst noticed i paused washing the dishs when my pills kicked in n sat on my bed spacing out for 2 hrs or something a lot like this cat with a wine glass of milk,,its like the time jst vanished

>>81627143
They were probably drunk as well which helps

Why does he miss letters out of words?

A lot of times this year ave gone pills, shower,nd then lie on my bed for my hair drying n jst completely fall dead asleep again when id been awake for about an hour so far that day.Thats more like a normal day than a notable event.It would be more remarkable if i went the whole day jst awake nd alert.Its quite bad but am used to it.

>kitchen tap dripping
>put up with it for over a year
>fixes itself

never do anything, lads.

In the 1970s my house used to be a brothel

>>81627234
>never do anything, lads.

>>81627234
My dad does all my plumbing (he's a plumber)

>>81627211
it's intrsting hw you can rd txt even though lttrs are missng.

Gna finish my chores

>>81627249
my dad's a concierge.

might do a drugs tier list

>>81627263
My dad is a landlord for several properties in North London

>>81627271
What's going to be number 2 after pregab?

>>81627236
i lived in a flat share where the building was once a home for war invalids, i suspected they might be ghosts.

would love to be a fly on the wall in crossy's boxroom and observe his day

havent done a lot of drugs really

Crosslad is older than his st*pdad

>>81627263
My dads a croupier.

>>81627323
What happened with that dosser your mum was dating? Has she finally given him the boot?

>>81627271
will there be some whimsical twist like 'the real drugs is life', or are you going to play it straight?

microdosing LSD > benzos > alcohol > fentanyl > cafffeine imo.

>>81627319
>>81627350
here it is x

>>81627319
sorry but that is bollocks, LSD is S-tier and ketamine is D-tier (long-term)

>>81627342
Still "seeing" him after she went out with him last Saturday she said she was being too hard on him didnt give him that food package though. Also mum thinks hes lying about his finances saying hes skint when he isnt.

>>81627196
Nice pic of Stepan there

>>81627381
nearly put LSD in s tier to be fair lad
ket is a magical substance

>>81627323
>dads a croupier.

Bit of vidya then garn finish watching the rest of them LOVE DEATH n WOBOTS wepisodes. Oh aye.

>>81627397
You didn't answer my question earlier Ebin

She's talking again now. I doubt we'll be meeting up at this hour, but certainly some promise

do a drugs tier list crossy x

>>81627433
I'm not Ebin, what question of yours did he ignore?

>>81626970
Here you go- my face, as requested

>>81627014
Hope I get to wear this sort of stuff when I start my croupier job soon.

presently in two minds about shaving.
it's not a fashion thing, it's a practical thing. let the neckbeard grow? or remove every single hair?

>>81627443
Can you do this but with Shippy's face?

There's no way I'm going to get a wagie woman over here at this hour

Fuck sake, this captcha

>>81627433
Ah ok, I was sure that was one of his images.

>>81627477
It is, but he uses some other filename

>>81627236
You're the only resident there that has never had sex fat mong.

Farting like a trooper here

>>81627394
>ket is a magical substance
it is but it's an absolute BASTARD which is why i specified (long-term)

i have a perma-tolerance, i KNOW there's that antidepressant quality to it, just clears the fog, holy shit, this is life! wow!
but for me that comes with severe bladder pain. on a DIY nasal spray concoction right now but even then, my sinuses are perma-fucked.

woe is me.

Why do British people be having names like "Callum" and "Alistar"? Ya'll some weird ass crackers over there fr

>>81627494
Alri Cheeka

>Multiple sources tell the BBC existing claimants of the Personal Independence Payment (Pip) will continue to receive what they currently get, as will recipients of the health element of Universal Credit. Instead, planned cuts will only hit future claimants.

Oh aye x

Life wasn't made for us lot was it

I suspect when existent claimants get re-accesssed for PIP, it will count as a 'new' claim and they'll be an incentive to fail as many new claimants as possible

How exactly is Starmer a leader if literally everything he proposes he has to walk back on because his party don't accept it

>>81627521
Fuck off back to the jungle

>>81627397
What's Leah up to these days

>>81627521
SCEAs cellmate

>>81627650
She made a tweet once about how she wanted to an hero sometimes while doing those roulette shows

>>81627648
Say that to me face, not online, and I'll pop you square in the fookin' jaw.

>>81627611
As long as HHL loses his spacker bennies, I'll be happy

>>81627667
Thought you were a yank lad

Last 2 digits is the percentage chance this actually goes anywhere with this woman

>>81627694
You got a problem with that, mate?

We all lush cooking in life. Got that anime-meat on the racks, kettle is cooking, cauldron is boiling. It all on for free

>>81627521
why Americans be like 'Calm' and 'Alster'?

>>81627696
96% Corr and I mean corr lads

in a weird way, i can understand how Americans pronounce 'Graham' as 'Gram'. i see how they got there.

what i don't understand is 'Craig' and 'Laura'. you just say them how they're written. it didn't even occur to me they were 'British' names, until i heard Americans try to say them.

>>81627746
You're reaching. Maybe they talk like that in the South, but 80% of Americans speak quite properly, innit.

>>81627652
They used to tell each other paedo stories in prison, him wanking on the top bunk and SCEA wanking on the bottom

>>81627584
Not if you're going to take that negative attitude

>>81627639
You see lad, our system of government is a parliamentary democracy. In order for a bill to become law, a majority of MPs have to vote in favour of the bill. This means a prime minister does not have dictatorial powers to make anything into legislation.

Hope that clears things up for you.

SSM and HHL won tonight

>>81627715
the hell is the style of this game? is it meant to be some old Daggerfall throwback type thing, or a modern 3D high-polygons game?

Abdullah Hashem won tonight

Ofcom won

Subhuman niggers

>>81627814
I'd describe it as low-poly and low-res textures with a shit tonne of shaders, lighting and smoke effects tacked on. I quite like it.

Did 300mg pregabalin tonight. God it was needed.

>>81627861
That's the half of my daily dose. Really is one of the better meds for anxiety/depression.

Druggies out tbqh. This is a straight edge general

Would kill for a peep show lifestyle desu

>>81627860
watched a video, and i dig it.
my PC is a potato, though. i wish the people who did this low-poly stuff as a stylistic choice were also absolute NUTTERS who wrote the most highly-optimised, custom engine in C or something.

I generally don't get depressed but it's been a rough couple of weeks

They've been trying to get SSM into employment for over 30 years now

My dad was quite a lonely individual, a true robot as it were, but I've far overtaken him in that regard

Hope Ebin doesn't think I'm a grass

>>81627875
you are thinking of /r9gay/
pissheads and junkies only here de lid

Well well hmm

>>81627938
>It's Orl over
bit of a stretch, that.

>>81627931
Mad to think Mak is sprogged (twice) while I remain sprogless

Is there literally anything more tedious than interacting with a woman

>>81627938
Comical. Is it Russia giving them a house, PS5 and and kids to rape too?

>>81627965
How many women have you shagged, and how many without a Johnny

>>81627938
Wouldn't be surprised. The Kremlin wants to weaken Europe. Look at how they promoted Brexit. They want to see right-wing, Kremlin-friendly governments elected across Europe. Reform in the UK, RN in France, AfD in Germany, etc.

>>81627989
>The Kremlin wants to weaken Europe

Mummy Rachel looks after her good little NEET boys. She knows we need taking care of. Oh aye x

>>81627985
4 women in total (multiple times) and I don't believe in (((condoms)))

They seem to be trotting a lot of these stories out at the moment don't they? I reckon they're going to go all out on the online censorship. Our days are definitely numbered on here.
>Amy Hunt, whose mother and two sisters were murdered in their own home last year, has told the BBC there is an "epidemic" of misogyny in society that has "the most horrific, devastating consequences".
>In her first interview since the murders of her mum, Carol, and sisters, Hannah and Louise, Amy says the UK "should be very concerned" about sexist, hateful content on social media - calling on media platforms, people in power, schools and "every single one of us" to do something about it.
>She tells the BBC people are "slowly waking up" to the links between hate posted on social media and violence against women by men in real life.

Do you reckon Putin blames every single problem in Russia down to faulty street lights on Starmer

>>81627997
That's bad though. We are in Europe (regardless of whether or not we're in the EU).

The Kremlin wants to weaken our country, and other European countries.

I bet they'd ultimately like to subjugate us, just like they want to subjugate Ukraine.

>>81628003
>and I don't believe in (((condoms)))

Just watched that first Battles Without Honor and Humanity film and oh it was lush. Mufugga getting his arm sliced off in the first 5 minutes.

>>81628018
It's just bollocks, you can't just blame every single problem on Russia, it's literally like /pol/ with the Jews

>>81627989
>Reform in the UK, RN in France, AfD in Germany

>>81627989
>They want to see right-wing, Kremlin-friendly governments elected across Europe. Reform in the UK, RN in France, AfD in Germany, etc.

Garn watch some LD+R now and have a wot woodle.

>>81628001
good boy points on tap. cashing in for tendies at the end of the week. oh aye

I think Blad's mum is going out with an incel. He needs to contact the police ASAP so she doesn't get shot by a crossbow.

PIP points on tap

God I'm fucking sick of this woman already

Russia dropping migrants over London rather than nukes. Kek.

Please just nuke RAF Barford St John so I can peacefully drift off to sleep and be instantly vaporised

>>81628036
It's not bollocks at all. It's 100% true that the Kremlin wants to weaken Europe. All of their behaviour has indicated that.

Here's just two examples: they promoted Brexit back in 2016, and recently they promoted a pro-Russia candidate in Romania's presidential election.

>they promoted Brexit back in 2016

>>81628108
Good. I hope he succeeds in weakening Europe. I bet you're that Ukranian roastie (character that BN plays)

>>81628108
>they promoted Brexit back in 2016

>>81628116
Beat me to the robot

Fuck Russia IMO tbqh de lids. Fuck the UK too. In fact, fuck everyone.

>>81628136
Most based post in the last hundred threads desu

>>81628136
>Fuck Russia

>>81628143
Seething little unemployed Scottish mong boy

>>81628154
>Seething little unemployed Scottish mong boy
melty

Am I going mad or did they literally used to have late night call in word searches? That era of freeview late night bollocks is a blur of sexcetera and gambling.

>>81628058

>good boy points on tap

Oh aye it lush and I mean LUSH. Might have a few jars tomorrow. After all it is Friday x

It's a hard work being a good boy.

Might get drunk tomorrow night classic HHL style. I have a lot to celebrate x

>>81628177
You're a naughty boy more often than not but I'll lend you some of my GBP for a wiss up. We all good boys in life.

>>81628187
PIP secured?

>>81628177
Can you post the one of her with apu? Cheers

There is no point working. You're not getting a relationship on minimum wage while living with your parents past 30. I'm done playing catch up. I can never win this game.

anon's game? downloaded.
graphics settings? reduced.
choice paralysis? engaged.

anyone know any good linear games with simple straightforward challenges or puzzles? thinking Celeste or Professor Layton (which is on phones which is FINE but it's not on computers since it needs a touchscreen reeee).

>>81628219

Here you go de lid x

>>81628243
>braid
>fez
>rogue legacy
>super meat boy
>spelunky
>forager
Not sure puzzle games aren't fully my jam, as in I don't seek them out.

>>81628252
That's the one. Thanks lod x

>>81628243
I'd recommend Maggot Baits because I'm a sicko and enjoy gore adult VNs.

>>81628236
Why not? Lots of mongs manage it
You shouldn't be living with your parents past 30 anyway, get a houseshare

>>81628303
>You shouldn't be living with your parents past 30 anyway
Why not? Its common to have multiple generations from the same family living under the same roof in other parts of the world

Convinced Yanklass was a LARP now that the dust has settled. An elaborate one I'll give them that.

>>81628360
She was real.

>>81628375
She was the only one who indulged me when I talked about old film musicals. It not right. The lord giveth and the lord taketh (up the arse the wee bastard).

>>81628264
thanks mate i've slept on most of these will do some digging. i like that whole 'challenge -> die -> repeat' loop, but maybe i'm now against open/randomness.
proper Zelda dungeons rather than generated dungeons, y'know?

>>81628165
>That era of freeview late night bollocks is a blur of sexcetera and gambling.
best years of my life, remember the channel bravo? and that program sexy cam, which was pretty much just trigger happy TV only alot less creative and alot more tits

recommend these Artifex Mundi stupid hidden object games to my fellow smoothbrain gamers.

>'find all the keys'
>one of the keys is a quay
>whoa.jpg

Necking that wombay wadboy wot woodle now x

just blasting turnstile - seeing stars and having a nice little weep

>>81628436
Oh aye Bravo was the tits. There was a music channel as well that after the watershed would show uncut music videos with lots of nudity in them like that Sunblock music video and a bunch of rap ones. Also that other music video channel where people texted in.
>>81628468
Prefer Peri Peri me. Used to love Chili Beef but the cunts discontinued them.

>>81628375
I got Mrs BN to write that. The other photos were from an American colleague. Sorry lad. You must have known that no woman would like HHL

>>81628375
>>81628544
Just noticed the time on the laptop is April 1, but the note says March 31

>>81628375
Love seeing posts on someone else computer screen

maaate what

>>81628544
Post on her trip then. You won't because you cant.

On that late night watergrind me.

>>81628634
You are right, I will not do that. Not because I am unable to, but out of respect for your feelings. I can tell you need this. You need the fantasy. I would not feel right taking it away from you.

>"Come to bed babe"
>"Sorry babe, I'm too busy LARPing on /britfeel/"

>>81628722
Odd thing to lie about BN.

>>81628375
i've adjusted the levels and reversed the image to decipher the text of the letter. it's from HMRC. some 'Yank'.

what if i decide baba is NOT me
what if i decide WALL is me

>>81628766
post your proof then mate

>>81628784
intentionally left it as an exercise to the reader, lad. there's a jolly little easter egg if you see it through.

Just finished volume 4 of LD+R. Was pretty good, but not sure it was better than previous seasons, still an entertaining watch though. Overall, I'd give it an 8/10 for the visuals alone. The best overall wepisode was probably The Other Large Thing while Screaming of the Tyrannosaur had the best visuals. Anyways, I'm off to that beddingtons now.

>>81628791
Go to bed BN

>>81628375
Did anyone check if she was stupid enough to actually use 'password' as her password?

>>81628828
the salt has changed since then, so maybe we'll never know

In what has historically has been known as that beddingtons now.

>>81628765
>>81628807
Sorry to have provoked this melty

Sick again n its all my fault :c

just watched the first episode of that Love, Death & Robots.

the fuck was that?

Almost just died of sleep apnea

>>81629060
how?
considered getting one of them machines, me.

>>81629040
what have you done you silly sausage

>>81629091
Ave bene sucking on these from the minute iwoke up nd whatever its made of has been building up in my tummy i think n just hit me all at once

>>81629060
Do u really have it?Ave got deviated septum that i freak out its sleep apnea quite often

>>81627300
I need to be more mindful that my aunty is watching me from heaven nd shes probly not too chuffed

Were both so much happier w/o the internet....its like a dark chapter of life best forgotten now..........its 2026 i jst play bingo nd watch the telly....its so nice

chuffed with my nephew, me.

>>81629047

Season 1? All wepisodes are different lid. Some are serious stories others are just weird/funny.

new britfeel thread

>>81629222

>>81629217
aye, like the idea a lot, just watched the first one. seems like some 90s comic book artist or a Flash animator was given a bunch of money.
skipped to the Zima Blue one because it was by a British studio, are any of them traditional 2D animation? would quite like to see some 2000 AD types bash together some glitzy cartoon tbqh.

Were minimalists now n we do yoga my attention span is great since the internet got banned

Ave been switching from rly depressed to rly h*rny all night,am finking sleep on it n see what wins by the morning

I think it would be kewl if there was 4chan board for gardening,,growing plants n stuf........is there such a board? /diy/?I never gone on there

>>81628177
Dnt know if shes in a swimming pool or in prison.Weirdly liminal pic

Fink ave been in a wee fugue state tonight, it happens

>>81629427
/hgm/ on >>>/out/
tis an ancient general

>>81629172
Wish icould ring her telephone n she would answer
>>81629523
Wew ave never been on there.They have bird watching general too.Thanks mate.x