>>150222146
The car is blue because he is sad.

>>28598587
These women need my cum

>>514075577
In Finland you can buy Lonkero, but not in America.

>>76540636
I only drink c4 energy drink and eggnog.

>>513694367
You groidpers seethe at Vance every day but you can never name a better candidate.

>>213868152
Literally the best movie made since 2000

Not on steam? I don't buy. Simple as

>>213963737
>wat de kanker ga je daarmee doen?
>pompje
Ik denk pompen?

Sorry to inform you that you can't call yourself a femcel if you don't have at least one of these:
>sagging breasts
>downward-pointing nipples
>asymmetrical breasts
>east-west nipples
>converging nipples (pointing inward)
>inverted nipples
>tubular breasts
>wide-set breasts

If you don't and just have "normal" boobs, you're just a tourist larping here.

>>513201979
Waiting for my apology.

>>82194876
I'm NOT cumming. Nope. Not even a little bit.

Stopped watching BCS when Chuck died

>>513052698
agreed

Froschausgabe: 118 Pfosten
Anti-Froschausgabe: 14 Pfosten

>>513027217
Too scared to come here and debate me

Batman TTS was good and I'm tired of pretending it's not

Nope, not giving any slop corp kernel access to my CPU.

>>938378716
frog posting has been a thing on /b/ since i first came here in mid-2003, he's simply carrying on the tradition

>>512875113
>nooOOo It wasn't an attack because he really is controlled opposition!

Ok well then no one is "coordinating" an attack against Fuentes right now, because I have decided he really is a fed so it doesn't count as an attack anymore.

>>512767200
I don't date Russians or ice skaters.

i take MASSIVE shits all the time. we're talking 10-14 inch bowl knockers. i hit the back of the toilet's throat with how big these are, like seriously it'll be coming up out of the water like a breaching whale because it doesn't fit all the way in. big, fat, corn cob thick shit logs. most of the time i don't even need to wipe, there's nothing there. i'm a human machine

>>512615294
Then I'm not saying it.

>>534315116
Nvm, got vila on the next 10 pull. I love this game

played 90 mins and had enough fun

just another one of those recent battlefields where you run around like a tard as a medic and play cod on tiny maps

>>534255093
Nice try John but I'm still not pulling

>>512362808
Sorry brother but men weren't bred to be choosey - it's in our genetics.

>>512343358
i'm not the one seething
you yap about you wont do shit
then i post a pic of pajeet getting punch and you immediately go full ass blasted mode
pajeet is getting punch a lot by everyone whether you like it or not
and if you come here and start yapping like this you'll get glassed and no one would care
cuz ur a pajeet

Look. Basically I'm just not gonna release the Epstein files.

I know.. UGH I know..

IM SORRY! It's just that I'm not releasing them is all. Hahahaha.

>>213305473
it's gay
it's reddit
it sucks
that's all.

glad I didn't invest

>>213158184
>und a 12er pack löffelsche
klaue die immer aus der mensa uezs

>>212987444
Oof, yeah, sorry, I'm in a relationship (I'm single and haven't got laid in years).

Frens

Barilla™-Nudeln schmecken einfach beser als 08/15 Discounterslopnudeln
Is so

Oh no war in Syria?
Think of all the Swedish women who will be raped because of this

If it can hold a drift in 3rd gear in the dry without losing speed and bogging down then it has enough power.

Well, at least I know about who I'm gonna fap to today.

I don't care what republicans say, I still think raping kids is bad.

COPE

Plastic, silicone and stainless steel are superior materials for all cooking utensils and cookware because you can just pop them in the dishwasher.

>>212789920
>kannst du dich extra krass nennen
machsch schon

crabbas are not allowed to watch the sagat gameplay trailer tomorrow

>>149791438
you could say, Hurts wasn't carried he was... pushed

>>212719217
I have Mon & Tues off

>>510195998
State mandated waifu has always been my price
I won't settle for anything less

>>510165235
well I hope it goes well

>>212604048
My life is a gift from God

>>149719352
Careless.

binsch MINTler

>>212529303
I deserve sex with giant black women

>>212509762
I don't thought, I only hate your GOVERNMENT

>>509723451
If I don't have to drive to a Walmart 45 minutes away to get a pint of milk, I ain't free, simple as.

They just had to slightly modify script because I leaked it >>149640737

>>509664719
I dont buy it
even Amazon still has record amonts of people working their warehouses
if they cant automate such a simple job than theyre not going to automate much harder jobs anytime soon
sooner or later these bots always fuck up and no employer wants thatt

Als ich klein war und von der geschichte von Isaac gehört hab, hab ich meine Mama gefragt ob sie mich opfern würde wenn Gott es ihr befehlen würde und sie hat nein gesagt

>>212370053
Immediately heal and start turning everyone else into a lunchbox instead

I have no idea what stop killing games is.

>>509356280
Kino? More like cringe haha amirite bros?

My ancestors were colonized and breed by white men and I will follow their steps.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH TITTA RIKA MÄNNISKOR KAN GÖRA SAKER SOM NORMALBÖGAR TYCKER ÄR ROLIGT
Bryr mig inte, enkelt som

>>714100729
there's not a single good owlcat romance option, ever

Sorry, ladies, but you pushed me out of the workforce.
You're the ones wearing the pants and earning the big shekels now, as I'm sure you've wanted all along.
I'm in my soft boy era, and I won't accept anything less than a $200k/year boss bitch with a house, car and ability to travel several times a year.
Oh, and you have to be fertile enough to give me at least three children. I'll be a house husband living on your dime, of course.

Der Kohlenstoff wurde 1982 von Helmut Kohl entdeckt und benannt.

>>149443165
t.

>>81626976
i'm not afraid of things i don't understand

Ihr mögt älter als ich sein aber dafür bin ich der älteste Unzöll unter uns

Trying to eliminate him by pushing him out the door is legitimate but pulling his shorts down is an asshole move.

>>212082851
fitti hat klimer

I will win the pet with my first roll

>>212067335
>tu jefe es muy mal
sí
es un pendejo muy grande

Iranians are Arabs.

they will still be fighting 24 hours from now. this ceasefire is a fraud. i declare it

>>105684406
Use the master branch instead of main

16°C hier
Grüße geht raus an die BW und BY Brudis die bei 29°C schwitzen

>>713248584
it's woke because she's not sweaty enough

>>508142228
>feel angry
>stop caring
>don't feel angry any more
That simple.

>>713163732
It's probably pretty good but i'm not buying it because i don't wanna fund a gacha company's gacha projects. Simple as.

>>211649553
>hide in the bathroom
>trick Jin to go downstairs so he won't markypost or something worse
>have Luke distract him by chatting until you get his stuff to kick him
>kick him with no reason as to why
Jet is a coward and Luke is his wagie slave

21 grad hier
nordbrudis mal wieder am gewinnen

>>211851765
Ah well that clears things up.

>>507699776
Singles and all happenings are cancelled forever

i've received a blowjob before

>>211800772
geht
aber im klärwerk willsch jetzt nicht sein uniron

So basically I'm not going to fight in wars (for jews)
I know, I know UGH, I'm sorry
IT'S JUST I'M NOT FIGHTING THAT'S ALL
HAHAHAHAHA

Your character awakens cursed with gayness by a hag he insulted the night before when she offered herself to him.

1. What race, class, sex, and alignment are you?
2. What do?

>>507081488
>cooked

This one is old school aussie slang, your niggers and zoomies stole it from us.