Thread 213539104

KEK! He filled the toilet bowl up with shit lmao

diarrhea actually

>>213539104 (OP)
Literally me in five minutes from now. Wish me luck!

>>213539104 (OP)
unironically best thread on /tv/ lmao

This was considered a comical amount of shit in 1994.

>>213539373
diarrhea is just a variety of shit thoughbeit

>>213539565
This skit couldn't get made today. It would be seen as insensitive to people who shit their brains out and fill the entire toilet bowl every single day.

>>213539104 (OP)
KEK that's where the POOP lives

>>213539565
it's actually worth 10 pounds in 2025 diarrhaeoa

>>213539104 (OP)
what else would you fill up a toilet bowl with?

>take Metamucil every day
>wake up feeling bloated and ready to empty my bowels
>it’s mostly just gas and little pellets

How do I start pumping out meaty logs like in the good old days?

>>213539104 (OP)
It would've been funnier if the camera pulled back to reveal that he took a wrong turn and shit in someone's bedroom.

>>213539666
metamucil is bullshit
take magnesium citrate if you're serious about shitting

poop isn’t funny. poop is poop

>>213539104 (OP)
I say this.

>>213539396
Just finished shitring my guts out. Time to shower

>>213539666
Try having your boyfriend pack it in for you, faggot.

>>213540090
>>213539396
good job

>>213540100
I bet you would know, faggot. I bet you and your boyfriend spend Saturday nights, buttholes pressed together, violently shitting a double-ended dildo in and out of each other's buttholes, the moans consuming the room as the dildo travels faster and faster

>>213539104 (OP)
>mfw I see da nintendo SHITCUBE

>>213539666
You need to eat a large amount of leafy greens and a can's worth of beans in water (not refried) or prepare an equivalent amount of dry beans by soaking them overnight and then boiling them. You also need to walk consistently throughout the day... this simple trick also helps depress your average blood sugar levels while naturally activating intestinal movement.

>>213540146
this has to be the best post i've seen on here all day

>>213540146
Stop watching us through my webcam glownigger.

>>213539949
Please don't show this to the logfag

>>213539949
a rare pepe

>>213539949
did that fucker eat a mouse or something

>>213539594
wtf is this true? is there a diarrhea expert who can answer this question?

>>213539104 (OP)
Is this how you normally shit?

>>213540283
My culture isnt your comedy.

>>213540312
yes it is ranjeet

Critical Drinker ruined this clip forever

>>213539666
there's a somewhat understated current in /tv/ posts where people constantly discuss having bowel problems

>>213539666
Whole grains, Greek yogurt. Gotta get the digestive system back in order
>>213540213 also this. Leafy greens put good fiber and carbs into the ecosystem along with magnesium. Walking helps your whole body to move, and it helps promote healthy digestion. Drink a gallon of water each day, too

>>213539666
Enter: FIBER ONE

>>213539104 (OP)
I have to do a Cologuard test and this is what I'm afraid of.

>>213539104 (OP)
the flusher didn't work :3

>>213540273
yes but the mouse was a vore enjoyer so its ok

>>213540337
its shit like this that gives indians delusions about possessing superpowers, which makes them feel confident about walking in front of trains and such

>>213539104 (OP)
Is that Boris Johnson?

>>213540146
ASS
TO
ASS

I had a stomach bug last week, I was standing over the toilet vomiting then suddenly shit started spraying out of my asshole like a garden hose

i miss shitting solid :(

>>213540337
very impressive sir.... Best seviour!

>>213540146
Were you jacking off when you wrote this!

>>213539373
well well well, we have a professor over here

>>213540337
he defeat juggernaut wow

>>213542336
sounds kino

>>213539565
exactly. with modern anal gaping tech most men are shitting about twice this much

i take MASSIVE shits all the time. we're talking 10-14 inch bowl knockers. i hit the back of the toilet's throat with how big these are, like seriously it'll be coming up out of the water like a breaching whale because it doesn't fit all the way in. big, fat, corn cob thick shit logs. most of the time i don't even need to wipe, there's nothing there. i'm a human machine

>>213539104 (OP)
Post your pooping techniques anons

>>213544374
I wipe back to front. It's much more ergonomic.
>b-but you get shit on yo-
No I don't. And even if I were a bad wiper, better to get it deep in your taint than up your back where everyone can smell it.

>>213544344
That’s disgusting

I feel like /tv/ have latent bowel issues is because 90% of you are alcoholics
And I don't mean the beer chugging kind, I mean the half a dozen shots a night kind because that can and often will give you digestive problems.

>>213544374
>wake up
>have a smoke
>shit
>have 2nd smoke
>shit again

>>213544483
Bidet while shitting

>>213544344
Wipe your ass every time you filthy bastard.

>>213539666
ground flaxseed does it for me

>>213539104 (OP)
Here's my hot take I actually like the movie when Harry met Lloyd

>>213539666
Hold in your poop for as long as you can. Whenever I do this my poop goes from little chunks to nicely compacted, beefy logs.

>>213539949
This is some bullfrog shit

>>213540337
There's literally like a hundred people like 20 yd away from that kid that could have pulled them off the track like 5 minutes ago this is like that scene in Austin Powers when the henchmen gets run over by the big ass flat Dozer thing

>>213542394
Look on the bright side you never get constipated

>>213539104 (OP)
god i love that movie so much its unreal
>WE LANDED ON THE MOON

>>213540283
go find people with colostomy bags or people with crohn's disease
KEK
i'll give you a freebie: shiftymime i think her name was

>>213541080
grow up

>>213539629
>shartcoin in 2025
lol

>Poop
HAHA, POOPY

>>213544939
why i wipe my ass when you mom cleans me so goodly sir haha

>>213547658
>you mom
>goodly
please you shit in toilet and wipe ass goodly sarr