>Oh you… already have a girlfriend?

>>212987444 (OP)
yeah, what'd you think i was sum kinda loser incel chud?

Yah but I cheat

>>212987444 (OP)
I’m tired of seeing this jewish cave creature everywhere

>>212987444 (OP)
I've watched so many cum tributes of Margaret Qualley it's unreal

>>212987509
She's Andie McDowell's daughter

>>212987444 (OP)
I’m never tired of seeing this beautiful and young lady

>>212987444 (OP)
god she's so fucking hot
loved her since that dance she did for kenzo

>>212987444 (OP)
Me bustin' inside Margaret.

>>212987444 (OP)
I want to hug and kiss her.

>>212987509
Margaret isn’t jewish.

>Betraying your day one for a fling with a harlot.

Nah.

>>212987444 (OP)
Love me some Qualley. I was sold when I saw her in OUATIH

>>212987444 (OP)
sorry i dont date girls that go ass to ass

Yes... she looks a lot like you.

>>212987509
faggot detected

I'm coo-coo for Qualley

>>212987444 (OP)
Yeah, but I'll still fuck you.

>>212987526
yes, and?

>>212987499

Here's the thing. You need a gf to get a gf.

Whenever I was in a relationship, or just broke off with one, it was super easy to get a new girl. Whenever I was single for a longer period of time it became increasingly hard.

I guarantee you, girls have a build-in "yeah, this guy is fuckable" vouching system, and if you don't have a gf to prove it you're shit out of luck. This is how inceldom happens.

>>212988622
How do you get your first gf then…?

>>212988781
Lie about coming out of a relationship.

>>212988781
be chad

>>212988781
Just be handsome, rich, and self-confident.

>>212987829
Kinda shocking to me Andie MacDowell isn't jewish. Another shiksa skinwalker.

>>212987526
yeah no fucking shit
an ugly daughter

>>212987444 (OP)
Mind the gap, lol.

>>212987509
>Margaret
>daughter of McDowell
>Jewish
your brain has been poisoned

>>212989081
She's conventionally pretty and the slight gap gives her a distinctive trademark look, but any time there are pictures of her that look derpy that gap is like 98% of the problem. I go back and forth on whether it would do her favors to get it fixed.

>>212988781
Same way you get your first job.

This jewess needs to be BRED by large Christian COCK (in a marriage)

>>212987444 (OP)
Would.

>>212989301
Women *are* derpy anon.
They might as well look it a bit.

>>212987444 (OP)
I love this hairstyle on her. I dont understand why almost ever photoshoot she does outside this movie they basically make her look as ugly as possible.

>>212989011
Why do you let Jews live rent-free in your head?

>>212990282
No, I will not stop noticing
No, I will not stop spreading hate

>>212987509
you're a faggot

>>212988622
>"yeah, this guy is fuckable"
Womem don’t actually think like that tho, stop lying and go outside.

>>212990375
They 100% do.

>>212990312
I think the only thing you're spreading is autism, and not the good kind

>>212987526
>>212987829
>>212988296
>>212989236
>>212990374
everyone I don't like is Jewish, simple as

Where do you guys live that this is considered derpy and ugly?

>>212987509
The funny thing is you probably have more jewish blood than her

No and I never had one. PLEASE let me fuck you I'm begging you.

>>212988781
Just be tall and good looking and beeeeee yourself bro :)

>>212987444 (OP)
I'll let her have a black bvll

>>212987444 (OP)
Well that and plus I don't date witches.

>>212990541
Earth.

>>212990375
No he's right but it's more like "Well Becky is dating/likes him, so he can't be that bad". If Becky is a close friend of hers and she says good things about you it helps even more. If you don't mind having female friends ie not catching feelings for them then it's also pretty similar.

>>212990728
*mom's basement

>>212990375
It's called social proof and every single human has this mindset one way or another.
Even outside of intersex encounters.

If you encounter a shady individual which you plan to avoid, but see him meeting your best buddy on the street, your mindset instantly switches to not only being less negative but even going as far as "hey, he must be great if my friend thinks he's great".

I guess you can call it trust by proxy.

>>212987444 (OP)
Margaret is hot as fuck, genuinely don't get how people think she isn't.

>Margaret is hot as fuck, genuinely don't get how people think she isn't.

post her substASSce

>>212990891
Right she has unflattering pictures. Might even have some tism. Why is that so alien to a guy who posts on 4chan though? Post your jawline.

>>212990541
>>212990771
we get it shes pretty compared to you so you feel ugly when we say shes not hot
get over yourself loser

>>212988622
>>212988781
It's like getting a good job. You have to start by getting a shitty one and then work your way up

>>212990957
youre so mad that peoples standards arent as low as your feelings need them to be

>>212991014
thats not how it is at all

>>212990161
I can tell you have a lot of friends

>>212990669
>missing out on witch sex
Witches and yoga chicks. Say yes every time.

>>212991014
I managed to get a medicore government job through cronyism. I've never once been close to getting a gf or even an acquaintance.

>>212990891
>>212990957
I think she still looks pretty hot here for a candid pic. It looks like she just got done swimming and is chilling in a hotel room. If I just got back from the beach and looked over at my gf looking like this, I wouldn't be mad.

>>212991291
who cares about what you settle for like wtf

>>212991008
>>212991044
I just find it funny that the bottomest of the bottom of the barrel dudes who look like picrel look at woman with a 2 cm gap in her teeth and recoil in disgust.

>>212991202
>I managed to get a medicore government job through cronyism
Get a gf the same way you got your job. Just start dating one of your bros.

>>212987444 (OP)
Oof, yeah, sorry, I'm in a relationship (I'm single and haven't got laid in years).

>>212991327
>/tv/

>>212991324
Sucks that nobody will ever love you like your hand will. On the plus side, you can have a relationship with AI now, so you've got that going for you!

Well I saw a beutiful woman in a blue dress today.

>>212989030
major downgrade

>>212990669
surely by now AI can go through this entire movie and get rid of that bra she's wearing

>>212990771
The make up is gaudy, you ever just walk outside. Every 3rd woman is incredibly beautiful here blowing any actress out of the water.

>>212987444 (OP)
Brown haired girls with pale blue eyes are creepy as fuck. There has never been an attractive one

>>212987518
who did she cum for?

>>212992910

>>212992910
wut

I got approached by women all the time when I wasn't single. It's like they can sense it.

>>212992910
Said the grown man who lives with his mom

>>212992910
Actual faggotry

>>212989368
a firm handshake with a smile?

>>212993254
yoooo dis little nigga got a problem cuh?

>>212991685
Don't call yourself that.
my name starts with T and I'm an Uncle... I'm going to start calling myself this

>>212989030
Holy upgrade

>>212989301
Dakota Johnson got her toothgap fixed a few years and imo it was a major upgrade. I think Qualley should keep it though because I don't think she is as conventionally attractive and thus the tooth gap gives her something distinct.

>>212989368
how do you get your first job?

>>212993105
A lot of it has to do with being relaxed and not being overly interested. Single guys tend to put out a much more aggressive "I'd fuck you" vibe which triggers defense mechanisms. If you can just be cool and talk to women like a normal person, it gives them the opportunity to consider whether they'd be interested in fucking you. I know people won't believe me, but the same thing happens with women. When a girl is acting overly desperate and it's super clear that she's been single for too long, it makes her seem much more lame. Relatively cute girls are perceived as crazy. It sends up weird warning flashes.
t. person who bartended for far too long and spent most shifts watching people awkwardly attempt courtship. It starts to feel like a nature documentary after awhile.

>>212988781
Do not BEE yourself

>>212993658
Yeah sure, I've had sex once and it was very boring.

>>212993937
Lie about your credentials.

>>212988781
Short answer: Be interesting, put a modicum of effort into your appearance, be sociable. That's pretty much it.

Version for autists:
Get an active hobby (something you actually participate in as opposed to a passive hobby like watching tv and movies). Girls tend to like it when you are actively involved in a passion. It can be almost anything. Gardening, playing an instrument, woodworking, building models, cooking, photography, drawing, writing, keeping bees...just something that you can be passionate about that doesn't rely on other people entertaining you.

Hit the gym. There are things you can't control like your height or hair line or face, but being physically fit is something nearly anyone can do and people generally find that attractive. If you're out of shape, join a gym, download a workout plan, and stick to it. Wear clothes that fit well and keep them clean. You don't need to be crazy about fashion. A fresh pair of jeans that fit you, a clean plain t-shirt, and basic shoes that aren't falling apart are enough. Stay on top of hair cuts and if you have a beard or scruff, learn how to maintain it. Just learning how to comb facial hair and trim stray hairs makes the difference between rugged manliness and crazy hermit. If you are clean shaven, then make sure to stay on top of that. Scraggly shit hairs are not a good look. Also, I shouldn't have to say this, but shower and brush your teeth.

Learn basic etiquette. Be able to hold a conversation and limit how much you talk about yourself (you don't have to avoid it, but if you've been prattling on for awhile, throw the conversation back). Ask questions and actually give a shit about the answer. When you do talk about yourself, talk about things you like more than things you hate. If you struggle with socializing, there are books that can help guide you. "How to Win Friends and Influence People" is a classic. Practice with friends. If you don't have friends, practice with strangers.

>>212987444 (OP)
statistically most women date a small number of men meaning they're part of a harem knowingly or not
so if you're hot enough she'll fuck you and be your side piece no problem

>>212994760
>>212994945
this is all manipulative though, which i refuse to consciously be... looks like i'll never get a gf or job

>>212995085
>Giving a shit and putting forth any amount of effort is manipulation
I can't believe you're single!

>>212995174
not so much that part, but the part about conversation and following those tactics of asking questions and not talking about yourself too much or in a specific way
i struggle with socializing but i'm not about to turn sociopathic as the solution

>>212995315
Read the book. It's not social engineering or how to game dating. It just coaches you on how to get outside your own head. There are a lot of things that people do that can be perceived as rude without them even knowing they're doing it. You're not born knowing that it's polite to say please and thank you, or to excuse yourself if you need to squeeze by someone. Someone teaches you to do that so you don't just demand things and take them without showing gratitude and shove your way past people when you need to get somewhere. The book is basically more of that, but touches on more subtlety of polite conversation.

>>212988781
B urself brah

and be good looking

>>212991327
>>212991585
you must be really ugly lady

>>212995315
Found the autist. It fucking sucks when someone just talks AT you and expects you to be their captive audience, desu. Learning how not to be selfish in a conversation is not manipulative, it's just good manners.

>>212995174
>do what i say or else i'll shame you
i can't believe your "advice" doesnt work

>>212995958
I don't know what you expect, anon. Most worthwhile things in life take effort. Plenty of people choose not to put forth any, and they get nothing in return. It's fine if that's the path you want to take, but it's ridiculous to expect that things will magically start happening for no reason whatsoever.

>>212989030
Andie was bursting at the seams with beauty, personality and presence. Margaret's okay. Also the nu-photography sucks ass too.

>>212991353
I've been doing this for years.
I'm not even good looking, I'm just semi famous for being a mid artist.

The only reason I refuse or make up a lie about having a gf is because I genuinely hate myself and I don't want to be happy.

I'm misery maxxing till I lose everything and die forgotten and alone.

>>212996072
i expect you to keep pretending you're wise or helpful because of how it makes you feel

>>212996087
you're unironically cooler and smarter than anybody in your life and you shouldn't change unless you want to

>>212991768
What do you think NASA is using their computers for right now?