telepono edisi

>>212706992 (OP)
>>>212707126
No. But i am still proud of him.

If whores like her already have high standards. Where is my place in society?

>>212707369
I highly doubt his non-STEM diploma would get him a job there tbf kek

watching the new superman capeshit movie in my cunt

go to church heathens

>>212707833
Where do I watch

>>212706992 (OP)
>sex on phone
we call it vidjakol now

>>212708154
^tsmt

>>212708441
No the movie is about phone sex service

brb, gonna try water boarding myself to see how bad it is.

>>212708698
Ban

>>212692792
well?

got caught staring at her ass in my country

>>212706992 (OP)
whomst

>>212708967
Watch Sex on Phone (2025)

>>212706992 (OP)
>>212707437

I just tried toast with butter (instead of margarine) for the first time for breakfast

Goddamn this shit is so delicious no wonder whypipo eat this every day

@sven
the last belly webm

>>212709447
Diarrhea though
but worth it with egg

>>212708789
>>212709142
Get a room, Rajest.

ngomong apasih lu gajelas

>>212709487

>>212709523
Surprisingly every time I eat greek yogurt before eating other dairy product I never get bloating/diarrhea

Seems those bacteria is doing something with the milk inside my tummy

>>212709726
Gonna try this out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n28cfe2EY8E
im dying
bahahahaha
we love our malay frens

>>212707437
she looks like tophiachu after shedding off all the weight

>>212708151
already did and this was the priest

>>212710290
who turned on the vibrator

>>212709523
>>212709726
Why are sea like this? This is why we are the manlet central region

https://x.com/AsianDawn4/status/1944175125114630401
>fat guy vs old man
Wild

>>212708789
I'm a newfag tourist

I live in apartment in the middle of nowhere bekasi and this months I already saw more indians than i saw in my entire life, last week an indian couple at indomaret, 4 days ago indian group at the atm, today another indian group in the lift.

And yes, they stink, almost as bad as the papuans that I saw on the train sometime ago

>>212709523
>>212709726
it's lactose intolerance

>>212710563

>>212710290
You're not cute.

>>212710661
>We require visas for the jeet horde
Phew

>>212710661
what's different compared to say, last year? I remember never seeing any indian the past 7 years I live here until last month.
It's just weird.

>>212710467
Tiko problem. I'm a 185cm Han chad.

>>212710892
did you miss that time when prabs went to india and struck some deals with modi

What happened here indoanons?

>>212711006
Sure, kevin

>>212711294
Kneel, Bambang

is asean hot today?

no, every day in my life is cold without the support of an abusive, evangelist, samsung executive korean gf. Worst Korea owes me for my suffering

Cinak balik cinak

racist

i could save her

>>212706992 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgOnwN0cIII
thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2sTNlTzGaU
>all the comments are flips
kek

pong choy la

Went out side and touched grass for first time in like 6 months as a 23 year old NEET with no college degree and no job experience. It was awful I remember why I stay inside mainly. Nothing but happy couples and wagies made me sad and depressed and lonely went home later that night to jerk it.

>>212712867
happy birthday?

need

>>212712200
she looks unironically worse than peruanons pump and dump squatter gf

>>212710661
Dont flatter yourself Indians wouldnt go to Indonesia.

>phone interview scheduled next week

>>212713511
The consultant for my last company was an indian.

What's the best homegrown indog motorcycle? Ebike is fine.

>>212713511
Good.
I hope you die you demon-worshipping, cow shit-eating trash.

>>212714270
modenas dtx250

>>212714335
Looks cool but
>.my

>>212714355
Support our neighbor chud

>>212714407
I want indonesian brand

All women are beautiful, chuds

>>212710290

>>212714270
Indomobil Tyranno X

>>212713511
I flatter myself Indians wouldn't go to Indonesia.

>>212714468
Ser link gan

just got back from watching the new superman capekino
it was bretty good ngl despite the israel palestine allegory and the black kang scientist superhero was well portrayed and didnt feel like DEIslop
8/10 for me

Incel walks is cancelled because mr lim is making me do way more work than I should have today and I ended up going home late and exhausted. I really need a new goooning material or I’m going to go insane. Drop yo link ass bitch boiiii

>>212715196
https://n.uguu.se/tVGTbWVn.mp4

Do you install heatsink on your storage drives? My 2 year old nvme is showing signs of dying already while my 15 year old HDD that's been my main drive years ago and storage is still going strong and has outlived my SSD. I don't write a lot on the drive or even do heavy tasks that involves reading or writing.

>>212715361
Did you keep 10% of your SSD free?

>>212715308
>r/jollislut has been banned

any videos like that? ngl i wish pinays all over the world can express their desire for huge foreign cocks than our TINY pinoy dicks rejecting us outright

imagine all the young pinoy male cousins she kissed back home with the same lips that sucked BWC

the average pinoy man is so cucked istg lol she loves pinoy shit in front of her pino coworkers while being foreign property under the sheets

Is Karaoke only a Filipino thing, or do other /asean/s do it too?

>>212714270
>>212714429
there's no such thing as indonesian brand, everything is maklon from china

>>212716114
what is esemka

>>212715934
Being obsessed with karaoke is mainly a Filipino thing.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Way_killings

Does anyone want to hear me singing?

>>212716252
Yes

>>212716269
What songs?

>>212716297
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc5T46tcUY4

https://youtu.be/t6L1XIubmkw?si=oZMyT1FF7RNT9kxZ
guh

uhh guys?

>>212715595
This is a myth
I paid for the whole SSD, I'm gonna use the whole SSD

>>212716297
My Way

I've been edging to this lovely female and trying my best to not cum. Our local ethots can't compete to flips. I kneeel https://www.facebook /profile.php?id=61556072826707&sk=reels_tab

>>212716252
no

that's a man

>>212718214
Post here maybe
I don't have fesesbook account

>>212718625
GOOD

Is this how poster itt looks like?

transwomen are women chud

>>212718633
Create a fake one

Hey bros, have a good day!

>>212714468

>>212718686
That’s nog nice to use my good friend, Ah Chong, in your pic

>Monday is approaching

if you suddenly turned into a girl would you let the homies hit?

book a ticket to japan to use the onsen

>>212719217
I have Mon & Tues off

>>212719286
dub, and Mr. Lim will make you work late til 9pm

>>212719302
I'm workin nao. Slow day, happy day.

>>212719286
I've been working for 2 months non stop. FUCK YOU!

>>212719339
Not my problem

>>212719440
F-ffffff-fif-ficccckfuckkkk yoooouUU@!

>>212719339
what is your job?

>>212718686
who is this?

>>212719637
A dead end one.

is school starting tomorrow iyc?

IT'S OVER

>>212719339
try 3 months live in work with no day off
may allah smite this chinese run slavery compound inshalla

>>212720013
kamusta ka
use firefox

>>212720013
>he is using chrome
ngmi

>>212719971
Yea
Im working in stationary and it's a prepegan since the morning
Mrs Lim won't let me back home yet

>>212719286
>5 days work week
Can't be real in SEA

>>212719286
>>212719339
>>212719920
>>212720033
stop complaining at least you have jobs I'd kill to have one

>>212720234
Please kill his bos >>212720033 and mine

>>212720091
school starts so early there
here it starts mid August

>>212720204
You work all day on saturnday?

7 days a week is mandated by private sector and the public sector in the philippines

the workers who get 5 day working week are most likely expats or digital nomad

>>212720424
I thought you guys were really religious
How can you go to a church on Sunday if you are working?

>>212715196
man wtf i already bought snacks

Imagine having to work lol

>>212720588
What?
There are Malaysian NEETs?

>>212720588
My workplace and boss is frankly very nice compare to the shit I used to deal with manual labor.
It's just that coding all day is somehow more exhausting than my labor job.

>>212720424
Nigga wat de hell with dat work hours? 7 days a week? The longest hours here is 9-21, 6 days/week (unless you work in informal job, you got 1 day off biweekly).

>>212720915
nvm the retard
5-6 days is the standard

>>212720204
>>212720329
office niggas don't work on saturdays

>>212721069
You work only in the morning on saturnday here for officefags

>have a toothache
>read a book
>suddenly its gone
it always work like that, simple. imagine if you could control your brain without this theatrics.

>>212720070
>>212720084
I use Firefox but only for my personal stuff
For work/public life I use Chrome

>>212721312
use firefox -p

Fun for tonight

>>212722032
This reminds me of that malaysian girl poster. She loves this game too

>>212722217
Give me her info..
Now!

>>212721312
use ESR

>>212715361
I don't see the point

>>212720786
just vibe code bro

>>212710563
you are lying
why would indians move to indonesia?
those are probably people from our neighbouring countries

>>212710821
Nigga we have half a million of them from India/Pakistan/Bangladesh and that's without counting the Malaysian jeets

>>212716608
my man green japan

>>212722852
there are even sikhs here

>>212722947
oh
i learned something new then

>>212722923
Sup

>>212722852
IT consultants, mostly

Someone seed these pls

stop gooning faggot

another night another nip hip hop

First time here since the pinoy takeover a few months ago. Where did most of them go? Indo flags are dominating /asean/ again.

all me

No, me

All mee, actually

>>212724024
>>212724102
>>212724262
samefag

>>212711404
Oh my days

>>212723046
:3
>>212723311
i see

>>212724591
:D

been checking my kampungchat dms lately and theres like 5 people messaging me every week

a lot of money that what my clients had been paying me but its pretty rough

>>212725103
Define kampungchat

>btc makes new ath today
I only need btc to double and I can finally retire and get cute amoy gf

hows you are ear laokot?

>>212728248
it hurts still

>>212720204
>commie work 6 days a week
For the glory of the Party.

uhh guys?

GUYS

why is she built like that?

>>212731407
>why is she built like that?
turkish food

shes turkish?
didnt know they have redheads there o algo

>>212732718

>>212733160

thats not scaramouche

>>212707437
Can't believe they killed a jew in Superman
Did one of them pissed off Gunn or some shit?

>>212733898
why did I reply to that lmao

(You) wanted to give (You)rself a (You)

but if you were wondering about the (((boravian)))
chris pratt has probably influenced gunn to return to his catholic roots o algo
he did a homage to the creation of adam painting in the previous guardians movie

Morning /asean/

What will you do this week to get a pretty white girlfriend?

https://twitter.com/shydvaa/status/1924676871255687230
this entire tweet thread is an /int/ meme (wholesome)

>>212734272
I'm just glad they've stopped wasting everyone's time with the same 20-30 minute backstory in superhero movies. Batman 2022 went right into it.

>>212734562
gm

>>212734935
Vietcel is back :D

oh my fucking god, I'm crying my eyes out right now. we finally survived VNL (volleyball nations league) relegation. we're staying in the vnl. It was way too close, but we pulled it off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10eYg4r3RQo

>>212738031
>>212738229
based

My ex was beautiful and she has a lot of hot cousins. Her family is from the cordillera region of the Philippines. Is it a good place to move to as a young, 6'3 white male?

This shit is so unfair. My cousin can spend 10 or 20 times less for the same car.

Aura farming cat

I CAN'T GET THE WATER OUT

>>212719217
My off is only on tuesday

My right foot hurts as soon as I wake up
what do medbros

Good morning saars

>>212734935
What ever happened to Grace Boor anyways?

>>212740310
good morning, medfag here
seems like an acute simptomp of legaids, i suggest an immediate below waist amputation or if my medical suggestion is too radical for you, you can try my organic herbal infusion to gradually lessen the pain for $29.99

Ngelawak dia pagi pagi
Ga lucu pula

>But middle and outer ear infections can last up to 3 weeks. Antibiotic treatment helps these infections go away faster. Most people feel better within 3 days of starting treatment.
bruh

Bought a Labubu yet?

i thought prambors was lame but turns out gen fm is worse, lacked variations on local songs and worse played the most overplayed goyslop since 2016

kapan yh

>>212741559
Es The 3000

bosen banget gaes, jadi ASN bener bener beda vibenya ya

>>212741889
Cari jodoh for the lul

>>212741959
di jakarta isinya fling semua, ga ada yang mau serius, tipe gw juga cewek yang hobi baca dan hidup di internet, which is extra hard to find

What have you done today to help you escape SEA? Don't tell me you plan on staying for the rest of your life?

>>212742025
i used to want to go out of SEA but now i realize living here is pretty great so i dont think im gonna "escape"
my job is actually helping people to get out and work on the other country ironically enough.

>>212741889
emang vibenya kayak gimana?

>>212742113
banyakan yang pura pura kerja dibanding yang kerja.
kerja 1 jam dicicil sampe ada kerjaan baru lagi supaya keliatan kerja terus.
rapat, rapat, rapat, rapat, rapat, useless meeting that waste money on snacks and lunch.
honestly kalo gak perlu banyak yang approve kerjaan kerjaan ini bisa diselesaikan 1 orang dan putus vertikal 1 kali aja sebenernya, but oh well.
pas kerjaan gw sebelumnya gw nyelesain 5 kerjaan sekaligus, which is normal, aneh banget vibenya pokoknya.
manalagi gw jadi anak buah lagi, agak kaget wkwkwkw
disini juga berlomba lomba buat ga bisa banyak hal biar kerjaan ga banyak, gw di swasta dulu berlomba lomba dapat kerjaan biar cepet naik

>>212742025
Escape to where, exactly? You're acting like we'll be better off if we somehow get out of SEA into Europe or the USA.

G'morning bro. G'evening whitie bro.

where tf is peruAno?
is he already in china?

>>212742025
I live in a comfy thatched wooden house in the middle of farmland with my grandma.
Shill me one of your """first world""" pod apartment.

Protip you can't

dass ist ich

>>212740603
Not sure but I've wrung so much coom out to her over the last few years.

I can't fault models for moving on with their life.

>>212742297
You guys do seem pretty comfy there despite the poverty ngl. I don't hear of SEA talk about their countries the same way Indians and Africans talk about Africa.

>I don't hear of SEA talk about their countries the same way Indians and Africans talk about Africa.

>>212742297
>You're acting like we'll be better off if we somehow get out of SEA into Europe or the USA.
isn't that what majority of your population are doing? most filipinos cant pursue their interests because your country punishes them for doing so. not everyone wants to be in a dead end call center job like you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yl3QK51fnHo
Total Rakyat Kecil Death when?

mau pacar cina gan

wheres the indonesian general?

>>212743974
>he doesn'r believe in revolusi mental

>>212744326
jokowir udah lengser, masih aja dibawa-bawa
BPIP tuh, pembinaan ideologi apa gak ada dampaknya.
Siapa sih ketuanya

>>212743936
>your population
>your country
>like you
Aren't you also a pinoy? What made you think you're not in a group that is considered a pinoy when talking about what pinoy are doing?

>>212743753
Indoor pool seems nice.

Who the fuck is Indog boat aurafarmer

you just wanna goon to him perv

PINOY PRIDE WORLDWIDE

>>212724686
<3

your 4 indon wives

>>212744582
source? is this ntr?

test

>>212744647
POV of an indonesian coconut juice vendor coming home

>mfw I made 10k in one night from shitcoin pump
gambling should be the national sport for SEA people

Why do whites have a strong neo-pagan scene but over here (and other places) they are actively dying out?

>>212744833
>10k gain
>judi
Mainan Rakyat Kecil. You're part of the problem.

>>212745123
because it's linked to identity politics which has been booming ever since 2016 for obvious reasons

>>212744711
ntrman
he made 2 philippines NTR games

>>212745144
Even booming among the Europeans? American politics is so influential. Kinda sad pagans are dying out for cultural reasons

>>212744833
10k dollars or 10k indonesian rupees

>>212745123
Paganism isn't really booming in western countries, and it's a cultural LARP thing for many people because explicit displays of white identity are verboten. There's a big split between the racist neo-pagans and the ones who have just read too much LOTR.

>>212745190
Paganism just isn't adaptive, even during the latter years of the Greek polytheist religion, it was starting to tilt towards de-facto Monotheism under Zeus.

veiny tiddies for me

>>212745182
just played thru it and it's disturbingly accurate everything is from how cucked the average pinoy man is, the dialogue and the backgrounds lol

the mc is a low paid and low IQ asshole like most pinoy men and gets cucked by a better looking, taller and richer foreigner

>>212745253
I thought Greek and Roman religions were moving towards a similar system towards Hinduism? Anyways, still sad ethnic groups outside of Europe are still losing a part of their cultural identity.

> it's a cultural LARP thing for many people
Does it also happen amongst non-whites like the Maori in your country or native americans?

why stainless steel so expensive

>>212744647
cakepan my crush

>>212742209
Kan namanya gaji buta, teman gw idolanya tan malaka, masuk asn mau ngubah dari 'dalam' katanya. Jancok 3 tahun di dalam dia blg pergi mati aja semua asn, gak ketolong wkwkwkwk. Tmn gw loh kerja di kementrian kerjanya satu ngeband, satunya koncoin golf bosnya.

>>212738689
Usecase for car iyc? Your whole cunt is only slightly larger than jakarta lil bro

to flex on em brokies

>>212744647
Yang pertama doang yg cantik

Is this true mleibros

>>212745983
In indog this is kampang, see the kaf in hijaiyah?

>>212746011
kaf with period is 'g', no?

>>212744233
Pengen yuan

>>212744233
CNY!!!!
>>212743974
Fuck bocil!!

>>212720234
I'm already 23 years old. It's too late for me to land a decent white collar job. Anything else I can't settle down with.

>>212744233
makan nih pacar cina

>>212746034
And if you remove the dot it become regular 'k', kampang also has the same meaning as gampang

>>212745621
Maoris are actually gigachud Christians more often than white people. They're the ones that go out protesting with Christian flags against the homos. The few that go into Maori Polytheism are just doing it for the affirmative action cultural gibs, I get the vibes they don't really believe in it.

Polynesians in places like Fiji are actually deeply ashamed of their polytheistic past, and fearmonger about it's return. Maori and Fijian polytheism was heavily cannibalistic (something that's suppressed in the culture), so there's a bit of shame there that prevents them from returning to it. The Fijians in Fiji will be honest about that shame, Maoris won't.

>Anyways, still sad ethnic groups outside of Europe are still losing a part of their cultural identity.

We've always had Greek myths as part of our canon, even Reformed Christians like Milton that were borderline iconoclastic, utilized the Greco-Roman canon for his poetry. And we have classical studies at school where we learn about them, so it's not like they're "lost" by any sense of the word.

We haven't been pagan for like 1,000 years.

sounds based

Good day! My name is Rhayniel from Dumaguete City, as using from this said forum under my own username as "weazelone".

I am now part of this community and the upcoming requests personally to myself for my interests in the future within a coming days. Not only that, music is my thing in Safe-for-Work topic soon...

Nice to meet ya.

-- weazelone

have u listened to the new justin bieber album in u are cunt?
https://youtu.be/4sQwWK2rsIk

>>212745983
yes but i never use it because i'm kelantanese
others use it like this:
macam gampang
perangai macam gampang

if you want to rebel against Mr. Lim atleast be good at math

Why would we rebel against Mr. Lim?
Mr. Lim is a friend, unlike Mr Simon or Mr Goldberg.

your friend is mr singh

https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212713542/#212713542
why are you prompting children now

>>212713542
Is that andini permata and her lil brother?

KILL YOUR FUCKING SELF DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT NONCE

wish that were me

>>212746880
only 3 native name absolutely grim

george sugama halim

looks like lena paul
they airbrushed out the mole on her shoulder

(You)

>>212747719

i just quit my job

>>212747861
>i just quit my job
based

bushido anons we are tasked to watch CEO Thought Queen Nako back and hard to reach places dutifully and intently, but what is the rules again for CEO Thought Queen Nako front and easy to reach places?

bonus zumba wife.

>>212747861
based

>>212747861
did you rage quit

>>212747969
>>212747990
DFC or GTFO

dont encourage him nonce

iyc?

>>212748140
>>212748140
>>212748140
BARU

>>212748150
bobcut

KILL YOUR FUCKING SELVES PEDO FREAKS

new/baru/bago
>>212748187
>>212748187
>>212748187

>>212747226
there's no native name here

DONT FUCKING USE THE OP WITH FUCKING 'P YOU NONCES
>>212748187
>>212748187
>>212748187

GET REKT PEDO FREAK

>>212745831
kek ebussy on /asean/ of all places

.

>>212748639
pot calling the kettle black

>>212746342
> We've always had Greek myths as part of our canon, even Reformed Christians like Milton that were borderline iconoclastic

I think we’re misunderstanding each other, I wasn’t referring to greek/roman culture specifically, which is still surviving as you said and widely taught (that’s a good thing). I was more talking about non-European ethnic groups (and some European ones too) whose languages, traditions, and beliefs are being erased or assimilated. Honestly, I wouldn’t mind any Abrahamic religions if initially spread with each ethnic/cultural group were allowed to have their own church and diversity of thought about a singular god.

> The few that go into Maori Polytheism are just doing it for the affirmative action cultural gibs, I get the vibes they don't really believe in it.

I know some do it performatively like those native american dances, but I still find it sad that their old beliefs were stamped out so hard that even the idea of reconnecting with them gets mocked. Not saying everyone has to go full pagan revivalist cause that’s absurd I mean I really don’t believe in the gods and stuff but I still undergo rituals and prayers because I respect its ties to my cultural roots and how my ancestors initially saw and explain some unknowables at the time.

>>212748651
>>212748679
>editing image
Usecase?

>>212748023
i prtend to be sick

fucking had to come out from and make bago myself because of that disgusting fucking indononce

>>212747861
Congrats

>>212748751
lel

>300
>>212748187
>>212748187
>>212748187

>>212746342
Civilised people should be ashamed of their uncivilised past.