Thread 149645384

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>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
213 (212 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 234 (+18)
NOR: 226 (+25)
VER: 163 (+8)
RUS: 147 (+1)
LEC: 119 (+0)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 460 (+43)
Ferrari: 222 (+12)
Mercedes: 210 (+1)
Red Bull RBPT: 170 (+8)
Williams Mercedes: 57 (+2)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 652.60 (+6.03)
HAM: 649.19 (+31.91)
NOR: 637.64 (+25.89)

>News:
NOR PIA HUL HAM STR VER GAS ALO ALB RUS BEA SAI OCO LEC TSU
Norris wins British Grand Prix
Hulk Podium and DOTD
Very important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/eNg6vENkWgA

>>149645384 (OP)
based

HULK ON PODIUM

inb4 hulk DSQ so chocosenna gets his podium

little guy is sad :(

How did Sainz, who was in the points for most of the race, end up behind the HAAS who rammed into each other

Is there a more dislikable soulless team than the current McLaren one?

Maybe my memories and hate have faded over the years, but I don't even think I disliked peak Mercedes this much

>P19 - P3
>IN A SAUBER

>Lap:
#7986
Oops

I’m offering you an open seat in Formula One General

what has max said re; oscar?

>>149645450
It's not as much as the team, but Zak Brown himself

Max, Charles, and Oscar did nothing wrong, ignore the hot takes here.

What went wrong with dem rookies

Red Bull has to be amongst the slowest on the grid, how do you explain Tsunoda being nowhere

The real F1 movie just dropped

still don't have an answer as to why everyone pitted that last time, in those laps

ps3 save on his last stint was literally insane, you saw how there was no time to react with russell but ps3 had insane reaction speed

I never doubted.

Imagine if both McLels were DSQ for not complying

>>149645428
make a u-turn at the next exit brother

>>149645425
Aren't they actually Lithuanian or some other species of eastern-yuro slav?
>>149645466
>>149645428
lmfao

celebrating with a sauber colored drink, lads

>>149645412
>Rawson cope
Both Red Bull teams are cooked.
Imagine if Max replaces stroll at Aston. The Kino would be off the charts.

>>149645467
no testing

Norris might have won but I still voted for him in WEC because he lost about a second to Oscar in the early laps even thought Oscar was fighting with Verstappen.

>>149645453
joh trek het je niet aan
dat kan de beste overkomen

>>149645428
>>149645466
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARSSSS

gasly's super stoked

where was franco?

Piastri today was a case of "When Keeping it Real goes Wrong".
He just gift Norris the Championship.

>>149645452
Audi chads… brand revival imminent

>>149645493
basiert

>>149645450
It’s because both drivers don’t really deserve a WDC compared to others on the grid. They’re both midfield drivers that lucked out with a rocket ship.

>>149645478
>Shamilton Shuffle
>Shamilton Shuffle, Japan

>>149645502
komt door mijn trillende handjes door hulk's podium

who else /ted's notebook/ here

>>149645493
Enjoy!

>>149645519
Pretty silly calling Norris and Piastri midfield drivers

>>149645384 (OP)
KWABOTY

>>149645450
I like Oscar, but he clearly hit the brakes hard tonight.
10s feels harsh, but he deserved a penalty, and I say that as a fan of his.

>>149645496
Tsunoda and Lawson did much better in the 2nd team than in the main team

>>149645467
>bearman survived
based

>>149645090
No problem. I am fully prepared to litigate this. I am ready to go all the way up to the European Supreme Court which is coincidentally located in Luxembourg City.

My lawyers are jewish btw

>>149645478
But he didn’t really go off and lose massive amounts of time, yet he was a fucking lap down at the end of the raise

>>149645468
the car isn't slow, it's just shit to drive.

>>149645512
You realize Piastri is still in the lead of the WDC right?

Max is a class act
https://x.com/MaartenDik/status/1941891586884817279?

>>149645384 (OP)
>Wake up
>Max isn't first
>FUCK THaT sucks.
>HULK podium
LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>149645537
ted does crack
no thanks

lads, why is Leclerc so bad in the rain?

>>149645467
Ah yes lawson, the rookie driving on his third year in F1

>>149645569
Norris will pass him

>>149645450
>Fag team with the worst branding/color scheme
>Owned by Arabs
>A gay driver, possibly two
>Did media collabs with that fat demonic white hollywood nigger whose name my brain blocked out of hatred

Legit the shittest team on the grid

>>149645555
he got a 10 sec penal and wasn't using the meme setup max had.

Max would've won today if Jonathan Wheatley was still with RB.

>>149645553
I just wish he'd scored. He was so close.

oh well, this race was Nico's. Bearman will get the next one.

>>149645562
>it's just shit to drive
Yeah because it’s slow

Happy for Hulk, but it's the end of an era

>>149645384 (OP)
KWABOTY 2

>>149645450
Ironically Merc was better because they were more unlikeable. They made a good villain. McLaren are just fucking boring. Zak Brown is a fat faggot and Lando is a weakmind bong mong. Piastri is okay but bland as hell.

>>149645578
no rain in monaco

>>149645450
I don't get how people keep saying this, especially when they try to cosplay as "oldschool" F1 fans. McLaren are the only team on the grid left trying to be like an old F1 team and be fun and retarded. Zak Brown is a good le goofy american face for the team, they keep doing constant events and never take themselves too seriously, they're the most forward team about the stuff they talk with FIA, etc.
People think that just because the girls like Lando that means they're automatically the zoomer tik tok team, even though they're prety much the only team on the grid still ran as a classic F1 team.

Red Bull is completely defunct as a f1 brand at this point.
Mecedes is still boring "we are the peak of professionalism oh and also please have sex with the black and muslim gays"
Ferrari is lmao
And the red of the teams don't have money to afford having a personality. Aston Martin is SOMETIMES a bit fun but that's it.
It's the same shit as with newfags thinking that cheering for Max is proof of being a veteran fan when Max is the literal reason why modern F1 has so many bad things in it and he's the one that brought unparallel race fixing to the sport.

YOU SAID F1 WASN'T REALISTIC
HOW COME THIS UNC AHH NIGGA CAME BACK AND WON HIS FIRST PODIUM AT 40+

>gets bought by Qataris
>suddenly gets a podium
Is it really this easy?

>>149645569
Mclel has no reason to back him against goblando with less than 10 points distance.

>>149645584
But max’s meme setup was supposed to be worse for a wet race, iirc Yuki always gets a higher downforce package

>>149645581
piastri is going to run away with it now

>>149645443
more like MAD

>went from the back of the grid to being ahead by 1 minute
TOTALLY LEGAL
also idgaf who wins the wdc, HULK podium best moment of the season

>>149645607
37 actually, but close enough

>>149645595
Maybe he'll come to understand how Max feels lmao

>>149645610
Sandpeople money has magic properties

>>149645607
Nico Hulkenberg is 68 years old

>>149645450
>the most soulful team with the richest history in f1 is actually le soulless!!
I hate contrarians so goddamn much

>>149645595
a sign of infinite faggotry, what a cunt

>>149645633
Max caused his own spin by running a meme low downforce setup in the rain

>>149645450
I don't dislike them. Neither the team, nor the drivers. They're not my favourites either, but I'm perfectly fine with them winning this season.

What does he do?

Reminder that alpeen paid wilhelms a ton of money for Colabinto.

bottleleto lost the teammate battle this year already, unless he somehow wins.

So FIA is openly cheating for the *nglo again lol
>>149645638
It's a subhuman team led by a child molester

>>149645622
He'd fucking better. Shit happens in a championship, now Piastri has to prove he's better than Lando by dominating the next few races at least

>>149645595
It was a fair penalty. He took someone else from the race.

Max would be lapping the grid in that McLaren

>>149645649
he raps and fucks

>>149645493
let me join you fren

>>149645638
>every team iteration is the same
>every movie from a franchise is the same
>every album from a band is the same

Not a single gimi in this thread. You should all be ashamed of yourselves

>>149645450
McLaren are the only proper F1 team left in this sport. I don't like the orange shit but they're the only team that has a personality and isn't just gay propaganda or deadpan professionalism.

>>149645595
SAAR THE POSITION SAARR. BLOODY PENALTY BICH SAAAAR. DO THE NEEDFUL AND SWAP

>>149645649
he must regret not going to Sauber

>>149645595
That's such an unexpected amount of pure KWAB it's almost hard to believe.

>>149645450
>I don't even think I disliked peak Mercedes
that's your own fault

>>149645643
More referring to races where Max gets slapped with a 10s penalty but other drivers do the same thing and it's dismissed by the stewards

>>149645654
he being close to hulk is a win

>>149645638
>richest history
kill yourself

Is he right?

When will get a driver who sparks up cigs again

you know that fruity zesty boy lando is going to come out if he wins the championship

>>149645670
Proost, anon

>>149645450
Norris is a charisma vacuum with depression, so it’s hard to care about him
Piastri is fine most of the time, but you occasionally get a race like this where it does not go his way and he becomes a little bitch

>>149645688
Yeah, he really went mask off this weekend

>>149645652
aeiou knew that he got lucky in a few races but couldn't touch albono on a good day. he's a businessman doing business

>>149645688
>unexpected
Have you watched ps3? He seethes like no other when things dont go his way

>>149645467
Succubi overload.

>>149645638
go back to bahrain omar

>>149645695
'frad so

>>149645695
Yes, obviously.

>>149645695
Not only is he right, GR was more shit weasel anti sporting because he did it purposely to get Max a penalty and race ban so should have had a 2 race DQ to set precedent

>>149645695
Yes
(also because it was much dryer and he didn't slow down as much, and he didn't apply as much brake pressure)

>>149645695
It wasn't the same tho? Read the fia report

If Hulk can get his first podium aged 37 then, maybe just maybe, it’s not too late for me and (You) to turn your life around and for good things to start happening for once?

Right?

has anyone heard from charles since the race?

>>149645638
>the most soulful team with the richest history in f1 is actually le soulless!!

it's not the same team as the one led by are ron

>>149645695
It was a much softer breaking on the dry.

>>149645695
yes and no

>All this talk of Max going to Merc
Is there even anything to indicate Merc will be good under the new regs?

>>149645638
keyword: current
learn to read your native language Nigel
best regards,
ESL

>>149645695
>small attempt at a move that would have at most cost the rival driver one place
>break from near 300 to 50 km/h that ended up costing the rival driver almost 10 places instantly

Penalties take into account results idiot.

>>149645695
I think Russell is just an expert smooth talker and talking to the stewards from his POV in a convincing way to make himself seem innocent , in a way that the ESL Euro autists can’t.

sniff

>>149645544
They make silly mistakes constantly
Later in today's race Piastri spun, and that sorta thing happens to everyone every now and then, but if he were in any other car on the grid he's have lost positions for that

>>149645741
no, but they can't possibly be worse than redbull after losing all their key staff members

>>149645693
yeah, but Brazilian sponsors don't really think like that.

>>149645741
Paddock gossip that Merc has nailed the 26 regulations and RBR has fucked it up by pairing up with a newbie F1 works manufacturer in Ford, nothing else

Just spotted Piastri’s girlfriend shouting angrily at a female member of the McLaren hospitality crew in the background of the Sky sports feed

>>149645750
>expert smooth talker
funny way to say two-faced cunt

are we allowed to talk about how mclarens were more than 2s/lap faster than everyone else?

>>149645384 (OP)
>Very important poll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/eNg6vENkWgA
russell undervoted again

>>149645450
I kinda can't even properly dislike them like Merc, that's how fucking bland they are. Fat american goblin at the front, with a twink goblin and a twink.. twink in the cars that are way too good for what either of them deserve
>>149645703
>where it does not go his way and he becomes a little bitch
I think that's a good mentality to have if you're serious about becoming the WDC but at the same time he really needs to pick his fights, this was not one of them

>>149645719
Is taking Verstappen out of the race this way better than what Russell did?
Russell didn't even ask for Verstappen to be punished.

>>149645770
she's going to twist ps3's balls off tonight

>>149645741
Supposedly they're in the lead in engine development.

>wake up to Hulk getting a podium
NOICE

>>149645450
I think part of the problem for a lot of people is they feel like Oscar isnt going to get a fair chance against Lando cause hes British. And it digs up a lot of Hamilton favoritism scars. Cause you know if Lando wins the WDC Sky and the rest of the British F1 media will over hype him like they did Lewis.

>>149645770
sexy
rewind it and record it

>>149645750
>an expert smooth talker
he just likes to suck

All smiles.

>>149645773
their car is just that good bro
please don't imply they're cheatins or else people will just go PROOF?! again

>>149645773
McLaren scalped pretty much all of RBR's engineering talent when they fled the sinking ship after Hornygate. It's expected McLaren are going to be dominating just because Horner couldn't keep it in his pants

Congrats Lando :3

Just 1 minute silence to the real loser of the day.

>>149645799
watch the race

>>149645695
It wasn't the same thing, and if it wasn't Russell who did it way fewer people would care

>>149645779
Yeah he did Russell was on the radio grassing on VER as he braked. He knew what he was doing the little bug eyed cunt

>>149645770
You're lying
>>149645788
>>149645802
He's lying

>>149645741
Engine hopium based on precedent is what's mostly happening here

Has chuck finished the race yet?

>>149645829
now i think hes telling the truth

>>149645769
In hindsight, what the fuck were Red Bull thinking going with Ford??? I genuinely think the exodus in the past few years, losing Verstappen and becoming a shitter again might cost Horner his job

>>149645774
>8 votes for Hulk

>>149645832
they're still looking for him
they don't know where he drove off to

>>149645819
I will. Danke.

>>149645829
its true, i saw it
>>149645788
>>149645802
the leaf is lying

>>149645837
Some faggots just can't stop themselves from voting for every driver every time.

>>149645836
They thought Honda wasn't available. Turns out Honda is available, they just didn't want to work with RB any longer. I would be surprised if Horner makes it to the end of the year at this rate

I regret to inform you that they’re back!

>>149645741
Andrew Benson of the BBC heavily suggested it could be another 2014 situation

What makes his podium even crazier is he started from P19 and somehow ended up ahead of all the red bulls, Mercedes and ferraris

seriously though
19th to 3rd in one of the worst cars
he just didnt make mistakes while everyone else did, didnt he?

Is breaking from 220kph to 50kph in the wet really better than what Russell did?

>>149645864
and they're still vibin'

>>149645870
delete this

max: “it’s apart of it. we aren’t fighting for the championship anyway so it doesn’t matter. life goes on!”

“life goes on.. but at red bull or elsewhere?”

max: “i prefer to not talk about that.”

>>149645874
He didn't break from 220kph, they were behind a safety car, nobody was going that fast

>>149645836
>>149645769
>going with Ford

They're Red Bull Powertrains with some Ford branding and help with the electric stuff.

what is the best electric car? asking for my boyfriend (pls no Tesla)

>>149645750
Red Bull does what Max got mad at George for doing after almost every race, and they try to dicksuck the stewards into giving them favourable rulings more than any other individual team
Toto is literally the devil but Red Bull's the one team who can't complain about others getting away with shit

Despite everything, I hope Ford does a good job.

>>149645869
of the top ten maybe he is the only one who didnt go off once?

>>149645865
So McLaren continues dominating with Mercedes as P3

>>149645859
>they just didn't want to work with RB any longer
RB didn't want to work with Honda anymore after they pulled out and came back, after they already spent gorillions on RBPT

>>149645886
He did

Sick of this shit.
Leclerc cannot race in the wet and Hamilton, in his favourite conditions, on his best circuit cannot fucking pass a Sauber with the biggest choke artist F1 has ever had.
Sack Vasseur, Sack the pilots, rebuild this shit from the ground up
It's simply not good enough.

>>149645890
Fuck off poois

>>149645884
plot twist: he cheated on kelly and know he will be killed by nelson piquet when they find out

Heh is this true?

Norris is now tied with Leclerc for wins, he will likely win more this season

>doohan died for this

>149645384
>nico's first podium
End of an era

>>149645889
There are no good electric cars.

>>149645836
>>149645769
Ford is mostly working on the electrification side of the PU. RBPT has been working on these regs for years already. The partnership was originally just a badge advertisement for whoever the partner was going to be, Porsche or Ford. Ford have decided to put more effort and money into the project after the retarded executives realized that 100% EV was a giant brain dead mistake and they need to return to motorsports.

>>149645805
>teammate kwabs
>Gives you homerace win

Reminder that it was supposed to have been Hulkenberg getting free Mercedes championships. 2016 was scripted to be Nico v Nico but then Bernie went woke.

>>149645900
>he doesn't remember the secret engine modes

>>149645859
Honda's old CEO or something wanted to get out of F1
They then got a new CEO after they agreed to split from RB who wanted to go back to F1

>>149645864
>>149645876
Where is Scarlett?
>>149645889
Give him a Rim(job)ac

Engineers shouldnt be allowed to switch teams per regulations period. If you quit, you should be banned from the sport until new regulations come in. It is unsporting to join another team and just blatantly copy your former teams ideas.

>>149645866
the craziest part is him setting the fastest lap and being barely slower than Hamilton in the dry despite being nearly slowest in quali and all FPs

>>149645914
But it wasn't the same

p1 to p6 is a disaster class, especially with a rain race he's supposed to be good at

he's so fucking WASHED. 2024 max would've won by 50sec

Lily is gonna be pegging Piastri tonight after this shitshow. Ruined her home race, her big moment.. He'll be begging for mercy before the sun comes down

>>149645887
RBPT is basically Ford engines with Red Bull pretending to be a works team now. Ford doesn't even have a popular EV in the retail market yet is pretending to be an expert in battery tech and electric motors. It's doomed

>Ford will provide "expertise in areas including battery cell and electric motor technology as well as power unit control software and analytics" and "combustion engine development," and the company will be renamed to "Red Bull Ford Powertrains."

>>149645909
Leclerc is pure shit, bro. Getting mogged by a geratric

>>149645889
That Rivian SUV. IDK that’s the only EV I’ve ever drove in Hawaii no less.

>>149645914
Sky doesn't care about George for some reason to be fair

>>149645940
>If you quit, you should be banned from the sport until new regulations
year ban or something like that

>>149645493
>I turned myself into a drink Morty

>Only Rookie to cross the line
And he nearly had points also.

strollers, we won, alonsokeks were getting to proudy
how did he do it? i still have to watch the race, he starerted on dry tires, alonso in wet, but when the sc came out stroll was on wet(along the other drivers taht began on dry) and alonso(and other drivers that began and where in a similar place to alonso) were behind, did alonso make a mistake? did they pitter do for dry to just pit again for wet while stroll only pitted for wet?
and then alonso was the first driver to put dry and won a lot of places, when he pitted a bit too early, great recovery there
and hulk podium, good for him

>>149645912
I'm not gay

>>149645945
The McLarens would take the top 2 spots either way and Piastri fucked Max race with the braking.

>>149645892
FIX
OT
RGAIN
DONY

>>149645947
You got it the wrong way around. Red Bull had been building their PU plant for a long time before first Porsche and then Ford came knocking.

>>149645961
fuck you for making me laugh this hard
thats so fucking stupid hahahahaha

>>149645914
British bias is based.

Since 2012 brits have been not allowed to feel patriotic, and their identity slowly eroded away

>>149645909
>so many team principles
>so many drivers
>still shit

maybe it's just the southern yuro work ethic

>>149645914
>Sky
>Talking about our George
>Ever

>not a word on hulk from lulu in his interview
he's seething

>>149645914
Sky commentary is biased trash nowadays and Crofty can barely follow the races without calling them wrong. F1TV is vastly, vastly better. They actually call incidents correctly and guess what the stewards are going to do 99% of the time.

none of the mclaren drivers are wdc material

>>149645996
>drivers
who cares, their car is

tru tru, mistake by max, rare mistake, but he does have them from time to time
and hulk saved us from hamil podium, thanks hulk
oscar, STUPID CHINK

>>149645969
Stroll got a unique strategy, pitted for softs, came out ahead of those who pitted on lap 1 but then overtook some of the inter cars

After this race I'm Team Norris

>>149645947
Look at how confident this retard is typing out a complete fabrication.

>>149645992
F1TV just has the rejects who couldn't get a job at Sky

>>149645992
Alex is just as biased he just hides it better because he isn't completely mentally disabled

>>149645974
>Piastri fucked Max race with the braking
Sky must have spread this stupidity because the actual reason Max spun out was his meme low downforce setup on a wet track, not because of the braking

>>149645991
the ferrari looked probably the worst car to drive, although its a close call with red bull, you can tell it was a struggle session just looking at chuck's race

Will Lando get a penalty for swearing?

>>149645605
>old school team
Literally entire team replaced.

>>149645969
I can explain.
Stroll was on Inters like everyone else, then when the first VSC happened he pitted for softs and made up all the time from the pitstop, he then pitted at the perfect lap for fresh inters which when it started raining were perfect and allowed him to undercut Alonso, Gasly, and Hamilton.
Hulkenberg pitted for inters on the same lap as stroll which is why they gained so much time.

Patriotism is dying because jewfaggots indoctrinated dumbass clueless millennials and zoomers to oppose their home country

rain again exposed f2 shitters

>>149645946
bazed lily

>>149645992
Bri'ish sport idiot. Don't like it? Don't watch it.

Lando Norris will be the most fraudulent world champion since Damon Hill

>>149646018
Alex isn't obviously biased for anyone. Neither are Jolyon or DC. Jolyon is maybe a closet Lando fan, but he's pretty fair to Oscar. And yes, Crofty is clearly mentally disabled and borderline unwatchable

>>149645992
>F1TV
unwatchable trash. can't stand american's talking about f1. faggots should stick to talking about turning left.

>>149645779
Ha had his finger on the radio button (read to complain) even before he hit the brake pedal. Yes, he did ask Max to be punished, retard. Under team radio, but he did.

>>149646021
Yeah he's getting a 2 place grid penalty retroactively applied to this race

Oracle will be the trve death of Formula 1.

>>149645914
What did they say? F1tv was saying 10 seconds was too severe.

>>149645977
Memes aside they have pretty good engines right now. The Coyote and the EcoBoost are great.

>>149646045
DC is biased for Amx and RB

>>149646006
>>149646028
ok, gonna watch the race now
and hamil was much better than leclerc, i mean, i havent seen the race, just small bits from time to time, but thats the impression that i got
>>149646029
i am a TRUE SPANISH PATRIOT

>>149646016
>crofty is good at anything that isn't eating
really?

That car was even worse than you were saying. It was shit even in dry conditions. How the fuck did he put that shit on pole?

Why does redbull have 4 shit cars instead of 2 good cars like mclaren?

>>149646047
Vast majority of races have no Americans on the coverage. Only the US and Mexico races have James Hinchcliffe on it, who is a pretty decent commentator

>>149645509
>using a diamondclean like a regular toothbrush
What a stupid bitch

>>149646070
Based and not cringe

>>149645950
Leclerc coping by imagining he's in the same age range as Ham

>>149645935
And crucially the new CEO had to wait for a while to not disrespect/dishonor the previous CEO by reverting his decision instantly. By that time it was too late.

>>149646070
>i am a TRUE SPANISH PATRIOT
>but I want alonso and sainz to lose
>I want marquez to lose
>I want nadal and alcaraz to lose
>etc etc

Sure Crofty is biased, as is Sky as a whole. I don't care, I'm not watching them. Dutch broadcast is biased, too. They even said
>All of the Netherlands is cheering for the Dutch speaking Hulkenberg
>Inb4 muh global broadcast
Crofty hides his bias pretty well during big moments like AD21.

>>149646066
He keeps his bias pretty low key, unlike the clown circus on Sky

Slimy Fat Brown

>not just listening to Fernando Tornello babble about whatever without understanding a word
absolute retards itt

>>149646045
Jolyon gets in these autistic little loops talking shit about max or complaining about a penal. Once I noticed it, it really started bugging me.

>>149646091
Japanese business culture is pretty silly.

*farts*

>>149646082
Hinch is great despite being a leaf.

>>149646075
Max might be the GOAT

>>149645450
Cope and seethe.
Both championships are in the bag.

What team does pajeets cheer for?

Buttass is the biggest prostitute in F1, Retardo cannot match him.

>>149645909
>rebuild this shit from the ground up
Impossible when the Scuderia is rotten to the core, except they hide it better than Enstone nowadays.

>>149646085
gf does the same thing even after I told her it doesn't work like that

>>149645770
Post it then.

>>149646093
David 'Fatty 'Croft is a fat fuck who should eat less

max is a sunbabby

>>149646121
>true racists are actually mutts all along
Colour me shocked

I still believe in Hulk's title chances

>>149646106
Jolyon was complaining about the penalties today, but DC backed him up. They disagreed with both 10 second penalties as way too harsh. Bearman basically drove into Yuki on the replay, yet Yuki got a huge penalty. The replay was pretty silly to watch. FIA was on drugs today

>>149646092
Probably, he sounds like the typical black haired and brown eyed subhuman who visits Marca and unironically watches football

>>149646075
Qualy setup

>Watching F1 with commentary on
They don't tell you anything more than what you can see for yourself. And if you need someone to explain you what you see you are a netflixbabby, should off yourself and you probably like the bias anyway

He's gone lads. It's been good.

>>149646137
Just like our own Nelson Valkenburg and Olav Mol before him

No one cares because he shat the bed so hard but Tsunoda getting a 10 sec penalty for Bearman spinning into him was very harsh actually

>Lee McKenzie says Hulkenberg would go to her flat in Monaco (they were neighbours) when he was 16 for coffee, as he couldn't afford a coffee machine
Top kek

>>149645450
>two gay twink kwab drivers
>team principal that no one knows exists
>fat retarded burger owner (sovl?)
>drumpf supporters

>>149646156
They do actually tell me things I can't see because I'm not watching with 3-4 screens

brutal mogging

sonny hayes if he real

>>149646049
newey, please save us
alonso must be so bad, this was a chance at the podium, got a bad start(true that gasly didnt have any cars in front so he could carry more speed) and bad strategy
>>149646092
you retard, i support alonso and sainz, i dont watch motos and tennis, but im happy when they win aswell
but i support them aslong as they are TRUE SPANISH PATRIOTS, if they are commies i wish that they lose, for example in the olympics the spanish femenine hockey grass team were wearing a i dont recall if black lives matter of gay flag, so there i wanted them to lose
but both alonso and sainz are patriots, in fact ion friday i had a nightmare in which aloinso was a commie and i had to cope with it, because even if alonso wasnt spanish i could tell taht he is the best or slightly behind max, and he is spanish so i can support the best, but if he was a commie i would seethe so much about it

>>149646163
Watching the replay back, it's actually ridiculous he got penalized for that. Bearman basically drove into his tire, spun himself then Yuki got penalized when he didn't actually do anything

>>149646139
Sun and tow babby.

>>149645946
she has to be the all-time cutest WAG?

>>149645887
This btw
>>149645947
No you retard
>>149645836
>>149645859
Also remember that Porsche was going to get involved in F1 and particularly Red Bull, but couldn't stop being Porsche enough to make that work

OSCAR JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>149646029
Americans talking about patriotism is as stupid as Canadians doing it, it's like watching a jeet talk about being British.

>>149646157
DEAD
B
U
L
L

>>149646163
>>149646188
I thought the same thing until TSU just stopped turning in

>>149646157
he's going to fucking mollywop Narb in the team he begged to join since a child. Excellent

>>149646188
they just felt sorry for Tsunoda being so shit so wanted to give him a get out excuse

>>149646171
>10 years older than him
you just know

>>149646202
If Tsunoda is in any way responsible, its really subtle and in way deserving of ten fucking seconds

>>149646088
the 24-0 officially died today, neekeri was ahead on merit

>>149645384 (OP)
I'm putting a curse on Lando for not shouting out Nico in the interview. No more podiums for him.

>>149646195
Definitely, at least from the current lineup.

>>149646163
who was the one that killed the racing bulls of lawson?
im wating for a good torrent to watch the race

>>149646085
>>149646123
How are you supposed to use it?
What kind of meme toothbrush is this?

Apologize, /f1/

>>149646163
Red Bull is the worst car in rainy conditions even with a high downforce setup
Yugi was good in Australia and Brazil last year in the rain

>>149646157
Welcome to Aston Martin

>>149646171
a coffee, huh

>>149646141
Almost every white supremacist online is an Indian
Almost every blacked spammer is a white guy
The girly effeminate yuri lovers are all black guys
and every homosexual poster is a Muslim
Not sure how it turned out like this but here we are

>>149646226
The brush is moving on its own, anon. Just hold it against the teeth

>>149646229
I KNEEL BIN8

>>149646229
the big brain that could have saved ferrari

they didn't listen

>>149645890
Sorry gov it's just clever engineering innit

>>149646225
Ocon ran Lawson off the road going three-wide with Tsunoda. Actually not Lawson's fault for once. Ocon is a retard

>>149646200
Yeah but your country has voluntary euthanasia and a tanking economy far worse than most of the world, so I can see why patriotism is dead in Maple Leafland.

>>149646160
nah

>>149646223
i would go to war and commit the most atrocious war crimes for her

>>149646229
shan't

>>149646229
He was the smartest Italian at Ferrari
Didn't deserve the sack even though I like Vasseur

Bring back Arrivabenis

>>149646229
HOL UP HOL UP TIMMY, SO YALL BE SAYING DAT 'RRARI WAS AT FAULT ALL ALONG? AWWW HEEELLLL NAAAAWWW

ajajajja and the haas took each other out, ocon or bearman to blame?
>>149646238
next season a 3 way title fight, jorge in the mercedes on the best car and max and lonso in the aston on a, on average, 2 tenths slower car
and alonso wins it on the last lap after jorge makes a mistake

>>149646157
I think the deal has been done for a while.

>>149646229
here

>>149646163
I was thinking the same thing, a 10s penal such a mild racing incident in the wet, what were the stewards thinking?
>>149646254
>Yeah but your country has voluntary euthanasia
So does yours nigga, you guys literally popularized it. Have you never heard of Kevorkian?

>Eddie Irvine at the British GP for the first time since 2002
>Hulkenberg gets a podium

Coincidence?

>>149646251
yeah, on the replay didnt look like lawsons fault, but lap one, so race incident

>>149646255
Have you seen Nelson?

>>149646157
I know it wont happen but i would love if Max spent a year in sportscars.

>>149646157
m*rcedes will have to kneel first though >>149637199

>>149646223
there's no contest... usually they're all ugly instagram bimbos with heavy makeup but she looks like a pure and beautiful flower

>>149646229
What is that haircut?

>>149646229
SHANT as he's being hard carried by Jonathan Wheatley.
Italians lost that F1 juice years ago

>>149646301
Some say they never had it

>>149637199
This can't be real

>>149646298
>What is that haircut?

>>149646223
Will she still love him when PS3 is Norwood scale 4?

>>149646290
the fatness ends up in fatty crofts commentary
Nelson's fine
Olav was the literal GOAT in the 90s and early 00s but got significantly worse when f1 went to SBS and he was allowed to swear, and started missing more and more from then on

get him gone

>>149646298
bussin

>>149646298
some people do that to hide that they are balding, for example el cholo
>>149646229
i have always said that he did a better job in ferrari than the french fraud

>>149646171
>lives in Monaco at 16
>can't afford a coffee machine
Yeah, right

>>149646334
>put hadjar in
>nothing changes
>put lindblad in
>nothing change

>Gained 12 places in Fantasy
A return to page 1

>>149646334
Saar Hadjar doesn't deserve to redeem that seat just yet.

>>149646276
A
FUCKING
LEAF
HAHAHAHAHA

>>149645384 (OP)
HVLKbros... rise up

>>149646352
holy hulkpoints batman

>>149646346
>put checo in
>nothing changes, but you get a bit more money

>>149646334
did he crash into anyone this race?
>>149646352
i knew that i should have bought sauber, but i didnt know how to do it, these zoomers games...

>>149646171
Coffee date is innuendo, btw

if Piastri doesn't act like a retard AMX keeps 2nd for a couple of laps and when Norris gets past there's a nice couple second buffer for him
instead he takes out a memecar for a 14 point swing in the WDC

>>149646321
>Implying he wont just get a hair transplant or whatever method richfags use today

>>149646263
Hes swiss

>>149646157
His poker face is terrible. M*ercedes most likely will be back at it when engine freeze is over, so it's a good move. There is no competition except for Ferrari and they can't get their shit together ever.

>>149646378
he fears AMX

>>149646263
>Italian
who's gonna tell him?

On one hand, Hulk podium.
On the other hand, br*tish marshals giving a bullshit penalty to Oscar to gift the win to their goblin.
In the end still vibing, but still hate the semen slurping gp.

>>149646378
Prior to that safety car he was kicking the shit out of both Amx and Lando, plenty of races left

>>149646394
This guy just did >>149646388

>>149646242
I thought the blacked spammers were mystery meat mutts from Alabamia

>>149646378
Yup.

I may have judged Checo too harshly.

*ruins rain kino*

https://x.com/formuLau16/status/1941898302749827422

wholesome

>>149646395
tru tru, why the penal? i thought that maybe he pushed max, but not likely

Digits and Alonso wins in Spa

>>149646433
Ok

>>149646421
fist bad race from him(we dont talk about australia)
>>149646433
33

>>149646433
checked

>>149646431
The safety car pulled off at very short notice, so he braked late and too hard. The marshalls freaked out even though George did the same thing a few races back and got no penalty. Max wasn't touched, he spun out on his own accord a few seconds later.

>>149645741
nope but there's everything to indicate that rb will be shit

>>149646157
NO MAX IT'S A TRAP THEY HAVE DIVERSITY HIRES FROM THE HAMILTON YEARS

>>149646426
Kimi Lawson will always be her favourite

>>149646427
pretty, but god if she doesn't look like a total bitch

>>149645450
Prime merc at least was a good heel, zak and norris have no charisma.
Piastri is alright.

did colapinto really stall the car?
what a fucking shitter if he did it

>>149646426
this is the perfect example of why you should stick to breeding with your own species

>>149646468
S-tier gif

>>149646451
what? what a joke, thats fucking insulting

>>149646412
They're mostly chinks and pajeets pretending to be white. Pajeets have entered their wakanda phase.

>>149646433
>33
It's happening

>3am

Good night all. It’s been lovely to share the first hulk podium with my friends. Now off to my warm comfy bed

>>149646426
Fucking adorable.

>>149646433
trust el plan

>>149646467
gearbox i heard
>>149646494
and his brother somethinged in f4

>>149646494
bearman, more like bearFRAUD

>>149637199 (Cross-thread)
>>149646293
This suddenly makes a lot of sense why GP was making callbacks to 2021, wtf

>>149643459
can anybody source me up?

>>149646494
>threw away a haas podium by osama-ing into the pits in practice under a red flag
le sigh

>NewGen Twinks absolutely can't race in the rain
The older guys just have to stick around long enough

>>149645746
the glutton of gaspé

>>149646525
The taller one is lyracr0w0

>>149646509
byeeeeee
>>149646525
check the archive, i asked for it a few races ago, but she was some bogged russian, so i wasnt interested

>>149646480
t.Nahuel Enzo Perez Braun

>>149646433
It's happening

>>149646492
Oscar finally got a taste of the full br*tish bias. I hope he comes back strong for the rest of the season.

>>149646433
WAWAWEEWA

>>149646533
well they don't let kids race in the rain anymore

>>149646433
NOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>>149646492
Go watch and decide for yourself, don't take my word for it, you may feel differently when you see it. But it's a frustrating watch if you are an Oscar fan, because he's dominating the entire race, wrecking both Max and Lando, then the stewards effectively just assign the win to Lando so he gets his home win in front of the British audience.

>>149646492
>>149646557
He pretty much dead stopped on track in the rain

>>149646467
car shat itself. crofty builds a negative narrative against every driver he doesn't like. been doing that for years

>>149646581
The safety car pulled off with very late notice, so he had to slow suddenly. That's why he was pissed at the penalty.

>here lies Hulkenberg
>he scored
Can someone pls edit this meme?

Oscar Piastri's radio crossing the line:

"I think I'll get banned for the year if I say anything here. Thanks for the effort."

>>149646242
and every good post its me

>>149646576
yeah yeah, im torrenting the race, but i believe you

>>149646599
He had to do anything but slow down immensely like that
What the hell are you on about?

>>149646599
the safety car was involved the rig too

never trust br*ts

Verstappen spun on purpose to get out of his Red Bull contract

>>149646607
>finally have a human emotion
>it's hate

Did people like James Allen. I always thought he did fine but i also wasn't able to watch every race back then so i never heard him as much as i have Croft to notice all the biases.

hehe

>>149646607
kill them, STUPID CHINK, kill them
well, now lando is only 1 race win away from oscar

>>149646633
Can't get more human than brit hate.

>>149646599
I disagree with the penalty but it was on the hangar straight so he literally had an entire sector.

>>149646630
I had that same thought.

They just had to slightly modify script because I leaked it >>149640737

>>149646494
my goat

>>149646426
>crying emojis

>>149645723
kek

ps3 could have EASILY won without the chicanery under the safety car
he played himself

>>149646433
FUCK ACKSTON MARTIN

CRUCIFY THE STRATEGY TEAM

>>149646662
Woah

>>149646625
It's pretty standard to slow after the safety car ends. Just now in the post-race interviews

>Max on Oscar's penalty: “Nobody told me anything about that during the race. But these kinds of scenarios have happened to me a few times. I find it strange that Oscar is now suddenly the first to get ten seconds for that.”

>>149646433
LISAN AL GAIB

>>149645723
>Score first podium
>Get goofy toy trophy

what will peter windsor say about oscars penal? i dont know why you post his vids here, but yesterday, stupid of me, i gave it a try, i he said that bears penal was a joke, because it was just speeding on the pitlane, yeah retard, speeding on the pitlane UNDER RED FLAGSSSSSSS
>>149646691
errrrr, look at stroll sweaty, maybe the old guy should go back to the residency

>>149646635
he was biased but better than croft. rewatch straya 2007 and you'll see what i mean

>>149646433
checked, good luck with that tho

>>149646444
>444

>>149646697
Max is fully aware of the brit bias.

>>149646492
he broke to 30% faster than the school zone speed limit here. most drivers here would be going faster than ps3 did through a school.

>>149645595
he was a cunt today but still the superior McLaren driver
he even acknowledged the fact that AMX is his only rival by pulling that cheeky move on him

>>149646697
I would've been fine with 5 seconds but it was a pretty stupid move

>>149646433
33

>>149646242
>Almost every white supremacist online is an Indian
White supremacists come in all colours and creeds, even Jewish.
>Almost every blacked spammer is a white guy
False, vid rel
>The girly effeminate yuri lovers are all black guys
>and every homosexual poster is a Muslim
trvke
>Not sure how it turned out like this but here we are
>>149646525
She's bogged and COVERED in shitty tats

>>149646607
Who does he kill during Spa?

>>149646744
doubt he was thinking about AMX, just heavily braked without thinking because the SC came in so late.

>>149646748
It was a complete non-move considering George did a very similar thing a few weeks back and nobody so much as blinked an eye in the stewards room

what were the sportsbook odds on hulk podium today?
question

>>149646753
>Who does he kill during Spa?
Alonso

>>149646759
George should have gotten 5 seconds as well

>>149646179
>>drumpf supporters
Proof?

i want to see alonsos last stint, because he was the first to pit for dry, pitted to early(i want to see who made the call, because in miami he wanted to pit earlier and he is having problems with his new engenier) but still was able to pass jorge, taht pitted 1 lap after, and many others
fuck, i knew that the race would be kino from the moment that i knew that i wouldnt see it live

Indy in 5 bings

>>149645478
Are the FIA stewards genuinely retarded? Tsunoda LITERALLY had nowhere to go. The Haas clearly squeezed him.

Max pls fuck my pussy till I squirt mhhnnnn~

>>149645605
VPNoid detected

>>149646635
>Did people like James Allen
Yeah, he's a personal favourite on commentary along with Jense, Jacques, and Rosberg

>>149645545
>notoriously unstable car that performs badly in anything that isn't a straight line is prone to spinning when running zero downforce
>in the fucking rain of all things
/f1/ iq

>>149646753
lando, i hope

>>149646790
The F1TV commentators were literally laughing out loud watching this replay at how stupid the penalty was. Bearman basically drove into Tsunoda's right tire and somehow TSU is at fault

>>149645384 (OP)
I didn't watch the race, what did my boys do? How did lec end up so far behind and why is ham behind hulk?

>>149646797
*plaps*

Oscar wanted to call Lando the N-Word, didn't he?

>>149646784
well, at least palou will win here
palou to redbull next season

>>149645545
Actually impressive that he still ended up facing the right direction, could've been a lot worse.

>holy trinity of slurp in your path
Wake me up for monza

>>149646433
approved

>>149646426
Guys only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

>>149646816
They started LEC from the pit lane at the last minute on slicks because the track was drying up, giving up his track position, turned out to be the total wrong decision, a huge rain storm came shortly after. It was a disaster from that point on

>>149646839
Alright, I don't want to see a single post from you till then

>>149646839
I want to see Max smash the weekend in Spa, on average he's been like >0.6s ahead of P2 in quali over the last 3 seasons.

>>149646847
wtf kinda home is that?

>>149646855
I shouldn't have asked

>>149645864
What was their reaction to Hulk getting P3?

>>149646871
gimi is rich, biatch

>>149645695
British bias won once again

>>149646697
Max knows what's going on.

>>149646816
“Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck that,” said Leclerc. “So fucking shit I am. I am so fucking shit. That’s all I am.” Charles LeClerc
he went off like twice by himself. but also strategy but mostly shit

I got too bored around lap 35 and stopped watching
no regrets

>British bias
British bias in F1 is quite literally impossible FYI, primarily because .. as every team in the sport is de facto British.. being bias towards one British team / driver would mean being biased against another British team / driver.rendering a "British bias" nonsensical

>>149646871
Räikkönen Technology Centre

>>149646821
OH~

>>149646816
>ham behind hulk?
ham is not very good
>>149646839
i like monza last season
well, i like most of the races with more than 1 strategy
i heard taht pirelli was planning of skipping one of the tires, so bringing the c5, c4 and c2, this can be fun, because th esoft is a qualy tire and, in most track, the medium is better, but having a much harder tire might make it good enough for trying other strat

Lads... the wires in my pedals are fucked again, I can only get up to 91% throttle on the pedal. I can't wiggle the wires into a position to get it at 100% so far.

As for what made it go to 100%, it was the red and orange wires making contact with the ground wire I think.

>>149646871
Suisse, something like $20M worth IIRC

>>149646871
His wife forced it. IIRC it has major problems too, they may even have moved because of them?

>>149646635
Is that supposed to be a question or a statement? Dumbshit.

>>149646928
What the fuck did you do? All you had to do was remove the rubber block

>>149646905
>yapping quack nonsense sophistry filled pilpul excuses for players under yookay loicenses getting preferential treatment

>>149645770
Don't drag her into this mess

>>149646548
>>149646549
thank you anons

>>149646938
>His wife forced it.
yeah i could tell from the butterfly design on the floor

>>149646868
I want to see Max personally dismantle the rear wing from his Red Bull and set the lap record.

>>149646946
Well you see, I wouldn't be having this problem if I didn't remove the rubber block in the first place and then take it apart again to put it back in.

>got to see hulkenberg break the podium curse from club corner
>the grandstands were cheering as much for him as they were lando
We are all Hulkamaniacs today

m*rcedes don't know what they're doing btw
and won't suddenly know next year

>>149646982
Is it not just like 4 screws you have to take out to open it up?

next thread baker
remember >>149645453

>>149646938
>IIRC it has major problems too
I think that was one of his homes in Finland on the water, either that or they both have them

>>149647029
omw

It's still surreal that we have moved on from a podiumless Hulkenberg era.

>>149646847
>>149646871
Scandinavians are such a soulless race, imagine wanting to live at Microsoft headquarters instead of some cozy pastoral house

>>149647043
>>149647043

>>149646970
Someone post hot girls.

>>149647054
oop
>>149647059
>>149647059
>>149647059

>>149647054
>>149647062
The state

>>149647003
maybe they are cheating again
but, if they dont know, if redbull/ford dont know, if ferrari dont know, that leave aston on the table, honda, dont fuck it up, STUPID CHINKS

>>149646781
>Proof?
umm, the car is orange sweetie?

>>149647062
Retard

>>149647054
>>149647062
>briish vs dutch threads
hmm

>>149647081
I refreshed the catalog right before solving the captcha and yours wasn't there
This is the thread
>>149647043
>>149647043
>>149647043

>>149647054
if cancer was a thread
>>149647062
a good thread

>>149647081
no you

>>149647038
damn, that sucks

>>149647072
kek

>>149646492
Don't listen to him he's biased as well
Piastri was a cheeky cunt today
Jorj was a cheeky cunt in Canada
You shouldn't be allowed to pull such stunts against your rivals

>>149646697
>I find it strange that Oscar is now suddenly the first to get ten seconds for that.”
I'm noticing

>>149645819
>Es ist over…