Thread 716507726

Servers are still down Edition

First for gurussy

generals don't belong on /v/

im actually in (■_■)

>>716507872
You're actually a fucking nigger

>>716507726 (OP)
so are they going to add more servers to try and fix this mess?

>>716507872
hope you disconnect

>>716507726 (OP)
https://youtu.be/wXcdYBh3hgg?si=frVqn80CEql4OpA2

server up CHECK

I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY

8th for sexy bearded dwarf women

Its been 2 hours without Project Epoch, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns. I woke up today trying to launch Epoch but the Client said You have been disconnected. I had a major panic attack but managed to calm down after a few hours. I couldn’t go to school today, I am so worried that I even took my dads gun from the shed, thinking of Graves Ring myself. I am nothing without Project Epoch, it is my life, it is my destiny, without Project Epoch, I wouldn't be able to do anything. Project Epoch is the best thing ever made and I can't get rid of my addiction to it, it is the best Experience in existence . I can't stop trembling and crying, I am very worried. I used all of my money to support the project, I set up a 100 addons pack for me and my girlfriend QtyDruidYT. I don't know what to do. Project Epoch can't be gone for any longer cause if it does then I'll go insane again.. breaking my mouse, chair, house and everything I own. Project Epoch is very amazing and I can't lose it. Project Epoch is my life, I met my amazing girlfriend Druidqty there, In Project Epoch Voice Chat, I was searching for spellcleave SM, when I saw this amazingly attractive woman named, DruitqtyYT, she was so cute, I flushed. I found her Instagram later then and tried to talk to her, she was so kind and cute that i accidentally typed my thoughts out "mind: she's so cute.." and she flushed then i got nervous...

>>716507860
this is a lieutenant not a general sir

>>716507872
We already saw the screenshot you shared with admin commands for your personal server you spun up for this shitpost though.

>>716507726 (OP)
Buy an ad, faggot

>>716507997
well at least im having fun fucking around on my server while the rest of you seethe and cope

>>716507726 (OP)
invite me to forsens guild

raped by turtle btw
raped by turtle btw
raped by turtle btw
raped by turtle btw
raped by turtle btw
raped by turtle btw
raped by turtle btw

Turtle won.

Blizzard won.

>>716508176
i wonder if anyone looks at this kind of post and tells themselves "well i'm convinced"

im ready to go back to trutle

>South America isn't rangebanned
>huebabble and spicspeak in general
DOA

If you didn't get in before they shut down the queue then you are falling really far behind

>>716508258
i do
i am convinced never to touch troontle wow

>raped to death by turtle
Sad! Only one such case!

Miggin ... ma boi.

>can't even queue
I don't know why I bothered to leave Ascension

>>716508258
considering no one is playing epoo i guess they don't have a choice lil bro, raped by turtle btw

>>716507860
neither do troons, yet here you are

CoA when?

I'M IN

>tfw lvl 6
feeling good bros, what level are y'all?

C O N N E C T I N G

>>716508528
August if they don't delay it again (they will)

>>716508576
glad you could bake it

>undead paladins
what is this faggotry?

>>716508576
>already playing TFT
Fuck off, I'm still busy defending a giant tree from globalist demons with my ragtag group of diverse friends all united in their desire to enact total demon death.

>>716508672
U-- no i wont say it

I'M IN

>>716507726 (OP)
Well it seems like I’ll be quitting Epoch. After yet another server crash or unexpected restart, it already feels like a waste of time. I've lost hours to crashes and rollbacks, and honestly, I could’ve spent that time doing something more productive or enjoyable. I had considered supporting the server financially — even though this is only my second time seriously trying World of Warcraft — just because I liked the concept and the direction Epoch seemed to be going. But between the instability and not being able to reliably play the game, I think I’ll just hold on to that $100. I really wanted to like this server, but if I can’t even get a consistent experience early on, what’s the point?

>>716508743
*DING*
-It's done!

>>716508576
>Level 4 already
Multiboxing cheater

>can't even get in queue
It's so over

>level cap 10 until servers get fixed
LOL

WOW

>>716509127
who's ready for the twink level 10 RFC runs

>>716509127
>2k cap
LMAO

>>716509127
WHAT
NO YOU RETARD
LET THEM GET AHEAD SO THEY DONT BLOCK THE OTHERS
NOW THERES GOING TO BE A SOLID WALL OF PLAYERS -AGAIN- AT LEVEL 10 WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

>>716509127
What's even the point, just leave the server down then until they can fix shit.

it's over, it's so so over

>>716509236
10 is enough to leave the starter zone and move on
it should be enough... right?

>>716509127
>>716509194
>>716509201
>>716509246
>>716509284
apologize to turtle and maybe we'll let you back in

>>716509127
holy fuck, it's actually over. there is no way they recover from this

>>716509127
that's less than a fucking vanilla server in 2004

>bothering with the launch week
rookie mistake

>can't even register
See you guys tomorrow

>>716509127
already level 2

>>716509127
jesus

>>716509332
Frankly I'd rather beat my balls with a meat mallet than play TURDle.

>>716509127
Bros ... How are we coping?

>>716509127
lmao doa server

LOGIN IS BACK ON THE LINE

>>716509127
LMAO holy fuck blunder of the year

>>716509461
cope, back to retail then lmao see ya cuckioli

IM ACTUALLY IN FUCK YOU

>>716509127
Instead of doing any of that shit all they have to do is rangeban South America and it will solve everything right now. It also solves future moderation issues since they're all goldfarming botting multiboxing monkeys anyway.

Why the fuck didnt they have more than 2 servers ready? Why the fuck wasnt there at least 3 of each server type along with a RP realm?

>>716509127
are servers really that expensive? can't they just put up 5 servers to lighten the load and merge them in 6 months? just tell people names are reserved across realms so there won't be any duplicates

>/v/ was hyping this shit up all month btw
LMAO

>>716509127
HOLEE FUCKING ZASED
FUN SERVER ACTIVATED

>>716507860
And mobile games belong on /vmg/, not /vg/, yet a supermajority of threads on /vg/ are for mobile games.

>>716509767
eddit has been hyping it up for at least 5 months as well.

>>716509767
is this board EVER not wrong about something? it's got to be close to a 100% being wrong success rate. actually pathetic from these faggot shill niggers.

NO NO NO MY SATURDAY IS RUINED

can't believe i skipped my daily goon sesh for this...

dead on arrival

>getting autodisconnected whenever I try logging in
it's truly over

>>716509696
Every AAA studio has the same problem so yea, everyone tries to play at the exact same minute, not even hour, so servers shit themselves. Gonna be fine in a day or two anyway.

>>716509127
Really giving you that authentic Blizzard experience.

>>716509836
>EVER not wrong
>not wrong
So correct?

sigh...time to level up my void elf hunter through timewalking on retail bros

turtle won
mop classic won

So idk much about this project. Did they give priority queueing to backers or something? Only reason I can see why they would cap the server and block anyone else from connecting.

>AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ok bros, so I finally decided to try project epoch, but isn't it too late already?

>>716509127
so basicaly what I said. dang maybe i should make server of my own and rake in some dosh

>>716509127
>so players cannot get too dar ahead
Literalyl why is this a problem? Are they really that scared of poopsockers ddosing them because they couldn't get server firsts?

>>716509676
Because the population doubled almost overnight. When I joined the discord last year it was at ~10k total users. It was 21k a couple weeks ago and it's now at 43k as I'm typing. They didn't expect it to blow up like it did, nor did I.

>overhyped pserver collapses on launch day due to massive player numbers
Who'da thunk

EPOCHCOIN IS CRASHING

>>716510107
21k people preregistered and the servers they had available could only fit 5k per. you could see this shitshow coming from a mile away. At minimum they need 2 of each realm type.

>>716509127
good idea. now just make it autokick people who reach level 10 so it can rotate ppl around

1-3 Female Nightelf holy priest
4-6 Male Troll ele shaman
7-9 Female Human holy paladin
0 Uninstall

>>716510363
you aint gonna play this weekend lil blud

>>716510363
you better have black mageweave in your bags permanently you slut

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH NIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGG

this shit is unplayable

>>716510006
There's only one PvP and PvE server.

>>716510363
nice. you can heal in my raid l8r

>Profession not capped
Going to hit 10 soon then work on this

I guess I'll play on my Vanilla SPP until then.

>>716510107
Bruh they couldn't handle a 5k pop let alone 10-25k.
Everyone would've predicted this so this last second scrambling screams incompetence.
The devs are autistically set on having their perfect low pop server with no compromises meaning they're not open to viable temporay solutions like buying a more expensive host/increase spawn rates to accommodate the higher initial pop OR make a few more realms and then merge them once the tourists quit.

>>716510481
Well thats fucking retarded

it's still giga laggy even with 2k limit... is it just over at this point?

>>716510351
they'll just log into their other characters and level them instead

>>716509127
>EVERYONE GET IN HERE

I'm in but holy fuck it's not great
Too many people in the NE starting zone

>>716510107
>>716510120
>>716510216
THEY CAN'T EVEN HANDLE NEW INVITES FOR A FUCKING DISCORD SERVER LMAOOOO

>>716509127
>rewriting the queue system

slow and steady wins the race

>>716510578
sure.. after waiting out the non-queue again

>>716509127
Imagine if anye real WoW game dev did this.
Why the fuck are these scammers trying to sound so official. This is maximum cringe.

This is going to be fucking awful

EU chads wil again, im going to bedge soon and then when i wake up the game will be up and running.
If not im killing myself.

I just want to play

>>716510709
turtlegods..i fucking kneel...please let me back in

>>716510669
they need to keep screeching hypemonkey bandwagoners like you out, it's a good thing desu

>>716510669
discord also forced them to delete their voice channel because of the sheer amount of people in it at once

>>716510569
after people disperse around the world it can easily take 5+k or more

WHAT ARE THEY WAITING FOR TO OPEN MORE SERVERS?
Just merge everything after the hype.

>>716510709
How did they rape everyone in this jeet infested shill pit so fucking bad?

Skyrim it is

corecraft when

>>716510825
not worth the hassle

>>716509441
>You have learned a new spell: Area Death.
I see you nigger

>>716509127
>rewriting the queue system
Holy shit these retards are just as retarded as blizzard retards, turdle retards, any other server retards, they are fucking mouthbnreathing imbeciles. What a surprise. How could they knew how many people will be playing? No better time to fucking rewrite the login server 3 hours after you launch the server. Fucking L M A O.

man FUCK I really need to raid AQ tonight with my guild after this shit show

>>716509127
Nostalrius could handle over 10k concurrent players easily a few years ago.
Server dying above 2k is just sad.

does turtle wow support 1440p yet

>>716510797
>all the news updates are hidden behind a Discord server
>doesn't let anyone in

>>716510841
qrd?

>>716510940
To accommodate the demand of more than x2 the server capacity?

>20k queue
>queue removed
>max players on the server limited to 2k

DUN DUN
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUND
DUN DUN
DUNDUNDUNDDUNDUN
WROMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>716510709
Why do private servers have such gay-looking logos? Compare this to wotlk for example.

Come home.

>>716510825
soothe my nerves and post more while im trying to log in

>>716507726 (OP)
Guess you should have spent the money on servers instead of this shill campaign LMAO

>>716510940
Creating more servers is the only logical solution.
The 2K cap and lvl 10 cap is a very lowIQ move by the devs.
Fucking retards.

Some niggers gonna steal my fucking name becuase I can't even log in
Fuck this shit

>>716511152
not giving money to a troon company that makes humiliation ritual quests

Come home, MMOman.
https://thunderspygaming.com/

>>716511145
made by hobbyists that study programming

>>716511198
should have gotten on before launch ti reserve your name

>>716510764
Oh fuck it's a EU monkey server isn't it? ArcheAge Classic had a server host in Canada and it was the best private server experience I had.

>>716511152
Even ffxiv is not as gay as this garbage lmao

>>716511069
turtle raped all epoch shills in every hole, its as simple as that

I'm sorry turtletrannies, you were right all along...

parked my char in the inn until they sort this shit out, gonna at least have some rested xp

>>716507872
jesus christ did Epoch really bring back weapon skills? and you people are actually excited for that?

I guess my headcanon that no one who's excited for this actually ever played vanilla wow was true all along

>>716511340
oh i thought something happened inside the turtlewow server to get rid of jeets but guess not, thanks for reassuring me not to play turtle wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ygfvy0fcT_0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEb42dm0G3k&t=2s

Epochsisters....

>>716511436
>bring back
nigga they are a part of the game
kys

>>716511436
it's wrath client retard

>>716510995
not the first day

>>716507726 (OP)
I'm considering playing this.

>>716511450
>lets put vanilla wow into unreal
is this an april fools joke

>>716511538
you and everyone else itt

>>716511538
>I'm considering playing this.
does he know?

>>716511450
>UE5
Looks awful
>Ascension
Might as well play retail

>>716511450
>slop
>russian slop

Epogbros keep winning

>>716511538
If you're hoping for something complex, don't - it's still vanilla combat. But if you REALLY want to play something interesting WoW-ish wait for Ascension WoW to release it's 2 in-dev servers next year - aka hold off for 7 more months

>>716511538
registrations closed

>>716511447
you arent playing epoch either tranny lmao

im just chillin

>>716511450
>vanilla wow with wotlk talents and ascension "mystic enchants"
Oh boy I can't wait to be level 60 putting out higher DPS than level 85 cata classes.

>>716511538
We know. We're also considering it.

>>716511773
LOG OUT
I WANNA PLAY

>>716509127
What's the problem? This seems like only an issue for poopsockers.

>>716511850
nuh uh

It lets me log in then it just says disconnected from server. Is this happening to everyone else?

>>716511869
The problem is, im not the one logged in right now.

>>716511393
where are the zzz's?

>>716511869
Queue rewrite 2 hours after launch (whatever the fuck that's going to accomplish). Not just fucking supporting the demand instead they knew about well before launch. Retard.

>>716512047
instead of a normal queue, the game will just auto disconnect you if the game has 2k players in the game

>>716509127
>rewriting the queue system on launch day
I'm gonna go outside and buy someartisan icecream, cya later niggas

lmao fucking flop! you know what doesnt flop? turtles.

without sharding there is no point, you can get 1 kill every 5 minutes if you're lucky

Why do they call it Epoch when you Ep in the server out disconnect och the server?

>2k server pop
How do these retards never have any idea about the number of players their server will have on launch

>>716512141
>1.12 and UE5 slop in the making
Sad!

why the fuck did these retards pick 5pm on a saturday as their launch?

>>716510216
Servers aren't free and most of those people aren't going to play past a week or two. It's just not worth buying extra servers to appease the tourists.

>>716507954
I literally just finished watching this episode wtf...

>>716512170
You are a mentally retarded nigger if you want sharding/layering, go back to retail blizzcuck.

>>716512103
>if the game has 2k players in the game
So there's like 5k people just waiting to log in? lol wtf

Turtlechads(play ascension on the side) stay winning

>>716512285
>5k
try 20k

>>716512275
selectively on a launch like this it is objectively better, you're beyond retarded if you think the current situation is better than having fewer players in the instance

Name a videogame that can be played

>>716509127
LMAO what the fuck are these retards doing
Turtle has like 9-10k players during peak hours and there's literally no lag

IN QUEUE
IT'S FUCKING HABBENING!!!

>>716509331
Move on to... ?

man fuck this logging into moongaurd and getting dicked down by that futa draenei

>>716511221
I only play Vanilla, TBC, and WoTLK and RuneScape Classic and maybe some pre 06 RuneScape2 (NOT OSRS). I don't play any other MMOs. I don't even know what Shitty of Zeroes is.

>>716512520
QUEUE DOESNT EXIST FAGGOT

oh my god they actually coded the queue into the game engine itself so if the queue is under load the game will literally explode

https://github.com/Project-Epoch/TrinityCore/pull/181/files

>>716512436
Yeah but are literally all of them condensed within one very small area?

>>716512436
Should I just start playing on Turtle or Ascension instead? This is embarrassing.

>>716512407
It was never a problem before, I've been part of all major pserver launches, nost, lightbringer, teldrassil, you name it, instability is expected but the devs fucked up by not having a system to queue up server queries like nost had, dividing everything into virtual instances would have 0 impact on performance outside of making the game straight up worse for everyone else retarded nigger.

>>716512627
EPOOCH TRANNIES THIS IS YOUR BIG NEW SERVER AHAHA FAGGOTS

>>716512627
its over

>>716509127
>stress test? can I eat it?

>years of hyping it up
>shit the bed at launch
lmuo

>>716512078
Has any server accurately measured the traffic in Day 1? It's well known Day 1 will always have issues no matter if it's retail or a private server

glad I didn't invest

Anni Classic won, MoP classic won, Retail won, Turtle won. You lost epochsissies.

It just says
Connecting

>>716512436
>literally no lag
Are you crazy? The server is laggy as fuck

>>716512690
>sharding a starter zone so people can filter out and continuously allow new players to progress is bad for everyone
okay

>>716512634
One very small area? There's more than one start zone you doofus

this is so fucking unplayably laggy, you guys outside aren't missing a damn thing
literally 15+ seconds to start actually attacking

Bro how are you private server retards so mazed by WoW, its honestly fucking pathetic.

>stress test had 8k players
>launch can barely handle 2k

So epoch devs are confirmed pajeets?

>>716512993
because
>>716512627

>>716512627
>TrinityCore
Wait a minute are you fucking serious? Trinity in AD 20-fucking-25? Don't tell me you're going to play this shit.

>>716512627
Wait is this project opensource? Could someone just take all of this and host their own competing clone server?

>>716512914
>saar just use sharting technology

Honestly I though nothing can be more gay than layers.
Apparently, it can. A fucking 2000 concurrent players with no queue and a lvl 10 cap.
Fucking embarassing.

>>716512627
Saaaaar the AI told me to code like that

>>716512627
I know server stress testing is difficult but can't these retards simulate thousands of bots to see if their shit can handle it?

Reminder that this is the moderator team behind last epoch

>>716511773
>>716511910
>undead paladin
>faggot
checks out

>>716513151
>indian posting instead of accepting a solved scenario

>no queue
>you either get in or not
SILKROAD
ONLINE
IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

>>716513250
that sounds like a lot of work

>>716512639
Ascension is great IMO but it's not really WoW

HAPPENING

>>716513273
idk maybe he's just a judge dredd fan

>>716513383
>Internet moderator
>Not a power tripping faggot
Extremely unlikely.

>>716513305
Yeah, I bet they ain't doing shit right now and just gonna sit on their asses for the next few days till the problem solves itself. Don't forget to visit our cosmetic shop™

>>716512639
Ascension is extremely Jewish, but kind of neat
People shit on turtle for being trannies but I've made fun of gay people in world chat and never got so much as a slap on the wrist

>>716513468
>made fun of gay people in world chat
Troons hate fags. They want to fuck straights.

Taking realm down in a moment to deploy Tracy (extra logging) and additional server config changes to narrow down performance issues, and the queue is now completely disabled so some people won't still end up in it.

Update from discord

Died.

Got to level 5 before server just shit the bed

>>716513378
Don't linger on that, realm is being pulled you have to queue again after reset

>>716512627
RETAILGAWDS
THESE ARE THE CLASSICTROONS THAT WILL SWEAR RETAIL IS DOGWATER LMAO
KILL ALL CLASSICNIGGAS

>>716513627
Figures. Finally got into the queue and they bring them down.

>>716513701
I got to level 5 and was in the spider cave when they went down.

>>716512201
The stress test hovered around 1.5k people, nobody expected fucking 20k fotm normies to suddenly jump out the woordwork

>>716512627
TRANS WOMEN ARE REAL CODERS!!!!

who /finishedvalleyoftrials/ here?

>>716512981
I just want to set my addons up, man

get ready

>>716513654
i only made it halfway to 4, night elf hunter was not the play. having a shitty dagger is horrific when you can only swing one per seven seconds anyway.

Told you so. Just play something else. This shit will be suffering for a week or so, the the things will start to fall in place.
Literally no point playing now just to sit and compete with 34564 other people in your zone for mobs and quest drops.

do these fags really think "tourists" would bother setting this shit up, much less dropping it within a week? I hope they fix this server issue and enable a higher player capacity because this won't solve itself on its own

>>716513818
I'm done with this pajeet server

Too many chinese bots tried to log in at the same time
What a Shame

>>716513846
>Literally no point playing now
lol good luck getting into a raiding guild and having to deal with a completely solved market due to everyone already having professions at 150

>>716513818
SPP chads we cant stop winning
our servers dont have these issues and never go down

>>716513113
Isn't every WoTLK server using it?
Why would you not use the thing the emulator that works as a base and then modify it to your needs. It's common sense.
Same way every vanilla server is still based on Mangos.

>>716513568
I guess I need to update my tranny lore, all that said I'm not a very filtered guy and I never caught shit, maybe I'm not saying the right words to catch attention

>>716513914
How do I set this up? I think this server isn't it for me.

what levels had you achieved mongs?
lvl 4 nelf druid rn

>>716513818
If they can't even get a fucking queue to work I don't have high hopes for this server

>>716513846
>Literally no point playing now
LFM ONY WEEKLY FAST
SHOW ACHIEVEMENT OR NO INV

>>716514007
Were you the knife ear that stole my spider gland?

Meanwhile retail blizzard servers handle more pop than 10x of these private shitvers LMAO

>>716514007
level 3 chud
but i did get skinning to 5 so i'm kind of a big deal

>>716514032
should be banable

>>716513997
ere ye go
https://github.com/celguar/spp-classics-cmangos/releases/tag/v2.0
all the info is there
its a literal one click install

>>716514058
Yes with a billion sharts.

>>716514015
The trick is always to way overpromise, Tallarico style
>You want new quests, how about new dungeons, how about new raids, how about a purely vanilla experience that mogs wow classic, wouldn't that be something?

>>716513908
because if you join turtle now or some other big server you wont find a raiding guild to join in?
Sure buddy

>almost got kill on lvl 6 quest unique
>DC

lel

>>716514058
Do i really need to launch tranny wow and show you the absolute state of 15fps orgri or sw?

>>716511450
>switch to Unreal
>everything suddenly looks like plastic
every time

>>716514058
barely, any mass pvp event is laggy as fucking shit

>>716514130
nobody wants to raid on turtle you retard why do you think there are over 10k people trying to play project epoch right now

>>716514058
RETAILGAWDS WE MARCH AT DAWN

>>716514153
>15fps orgri or sw?
retarded private servertroon? get a better pc?

>>716514007
lvl 5 nelf rogue if they cap it at 10 for a bit im gonna hit it and lvl skinning

>>716514239
Even Vulkan rendering cant fix retarded 1.12 client.

>>716514180
why are so many people playing it then retard? just to sit and chat and do no endgame?

>>716514180
Because casual shitters don't pay attention to anything other than the latest news? Plenty of my friends who have never heard of turtlewow were acting like Project Epoch is the only lateral content private server in existence

>>716514106
Does this support the fancy bots that use AI to make responses and shit?

>>716514352
yes

>>716514153
>classicnigga has not upgraded her pc in 20 years
sis...

>>716514323
>why are so many people playing it
show server pop right now lol you wont

>>716514323
this is the sovl that made MMOs great, not raidlogging

IT'S

>>716507726 (OP)
>we have season of discovery in home:

IM IN BOYS THEY RESTARTED SERVER QUICK GO GO GO

Never played WoW before but what about the old version is appealing so much that it needs 500 different servers? Everything i've heard makes it seems shit. Stuff like the classes being terribly balanced, the endgame dungeons and raids being very easy, and the pvp mainly being greifing and ganking others. Not a shitpost, genuinely curious.

IM IN

>>716514465
FUCKING

and we back and we back and we back and we back

>had to piss
>missed the opening
lole

>>716514385
Nta and not the server pop but 100k toons in 90 days sounds like a lot

>>716514058
servers fucking crumble if an alterac valley match has any actual pvp on retail

>>716511450
Project Ascension really needs to realize what they want is to make an ARPG not a world of warcraft private server. Like I would love to see a skill randomizer mod on grim dawn.

>>716514382
>>716514239
You literally cant get more than 50 - 70, it's like 20 times the people in that retail screen on a fucking vanilla engine and client. Shit is falling appart.

>>716514594
brutal "pochie" mogging, plus you know the whole being online and playable advantage turtle has

>>716514385
cant dont play there. i dont play games where i need to be online in set time in set day to do my online job for free. thats for retards and normies who want a second online job

>>716514007
0. I'm still auto-DCing. I was hoping that I could jerk off and come back to being able to make a character, but no luck

>>716514608
thats HoT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sRuf4cJkLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNMeDpStDx4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCQpVALJ6Sk&t=9s

Saar no saar please do not play the private server. Saar no

>>716514594
>>716514651
>brags about turtle
>doesnt even play it
Case in point.

>dude this 400th classic+ server is SURE to work this time!
You fags fall for it every time. Why?

>>716514704
Turtles been around for years at this point. Nostalrius was some hidden gem seeekrit server that died the moment anyone heard about it

ded in seconds
kek

>>716514704
because turtle lives rent free in these buttblasted niggers heads and they're desperate for anything to "beat" it (it wont btw)

SAAAAAAR LEEET ME IN DON'T DISCONNECT THE SEEEERVER I FOOK U BLOOOOOOOODY

Aw hell naaaah

>>716514796
41%

>>716514776
does turtle still crash newer builds? had that issue in 2023, saw a bunch of threads about it in their forums and there was no fix

>>716514832
LMAO

Holy fuck it's actually running
VERY poorly, but it's running

>>716514523
It's simply an MMORPG that aged surprisingly well.
Gameplay feels good and snappy, the world is immersive and some quest storylines are fun epic fantasy before it got infected by woke writers.
Nostalgia plays a big factor of course for late millenials that grew up with it.

what a disaster of a launch

>>716514776
I played on nostalrius, it was shit
Buggy as hell

>>716514698
never brag don care about turtle,snake, snail or this shit. Get to your online job retard.

>>716514882
>SEXOOOOOOOO
god damn, what a based individual

>>716514854
I don't want to talk about turtle more than I have to (I play for like 50 hours in a single week and stop playing for 6-9 months) but it works on my 13900 and 3070 on archlinux

>>716514015
That really is a good point honestly. I can't imagine whatever custom content they have to be of much quality if they can't even get the queue shit right

PVP or PVE, anon?

so how do you even get in if there's no queue? just spam login and hope for the best?

>>716514776
>Nostalrius was some hidden gem seeekrit server
Are you trolling?
Nost popularity is the reason Blizzard made official Classic servers.
Turtle was Shenna and Crogge's pet project after people found out they were selling fully geared level 60s and making bank with the chinese on Elysium.

wow I actually got in for a minute and saw like 3 server ticks and then it crashed lol

It's up

>>716514850
yeah thats you dilating trying to get into your broken eurotrash nigger server lmao

>every single thread for the last two weeks: Day 1 will be a shitshow
>Day 1 is a shitshow
>AAIIIEEE DAY 1 IS A SHITSHOW THE SERVER IS OVER
Why are you pserver hype beasts so braindead?

from 2k down to 500, great launch guys

It's a problem with the PvE server specifically

>>716515173
>2k
That's fucking it!?!? Turtles at like 4-8 on an average day

>>716515104
Basically. But it's pointless to play right now, there's at least 5-10 seconds of lag between any action, shit's so bad you can't even accept quests.

>>716515173
LMAO WHAT THE FUCK AHAHAHA 500 FUCKING PLAYER CAP?? AHAHAHA

did you tards really expect anything else? like world wide millions of dolla worth companies have issues when they release new game on launch servers always have problems DC crash q etc.
And you where thinking that some jeets will have a stable launch on they bootleg server on a 50y old game. LUL

>>716515173
>only 500 people
wow this is even more dead than I thought possible

>>716515259
You retarded nog, read the fucking thread. Theyve been reducing max players. At one point there was 6k in queue.

>>716515301
Anon, the servers are shitting themselves over 2000 players.....
Ascension has more than that RIGHT NOW

havent even downloaded the client yet just reading the thread since its funny

>>716515037
What custom content they have is good but it's not as much as people think.
It's mostly tuning/rebalancing and new quest hubs.

>>716515172
They're bored and retarded. I figured this would happen and will just play tomorrow or next week.

I play on a Toontown server that handles several thousand players
wowFAGS are so embarrassing...

>>716515354
>HURRDURR HOW ABOUT READ
I can read just fine, 6k in Q is still 2k IN SERVER

>devs cant even get the server to work
>expecting them to try and script whole new dungeons and bosses for their "classic+" content
SHITSHOW

>blizzlike xp
LOOOOL
LOOOOL
LOOOOL
LOOOOL

>>716515173
absolute state of pochietroons

Have they tried asking the server hosts to reinsert the ram?

>>716515391
>custom content
It's just blizzlike quests and dungeons for the most part. It's not "new" or "experimental" content, like stuff that Blizz cut during WoW Alpha. Whether that's good or bad will be seen later, based on whether Blizzlike content is what people really wanted or only thought they did. Blizzard must be observing this for the sake of Classic+ too

>>716515186
hahahaha

R A N G E B A N
S O U T H
A M E R I C A

pvpCHADS have to suffer because of PvE pocksissies

its not fair pockCHADS

comeon man I was collecting mushrooms trying to get this poison cure shit done before it went down

>>716508119
You are dead, TB. Go back to hell.

>All these fags doomposting because a private server had a broken launch
Have none of you ever played on a pserver before? This shit is standard with amatuer projects. Anyone who actually expected to play today is retarded, just come back in a week when it's working.

500 players? Guess we're down to a MORPG

>>716515173
they dont need to announce every technical test. only results is pushing dumbasses like >>716515287 to post

>>716515262
It varies. I was getting a half second of lag earlier, about 1 second just before this last shut down.

>>716515580
>pockchads

not a real thing since you trannies cant even play, lost to turtle btw

SAAR NO 2000 PEOPLE IS TOO MUCH SAAR

>>716515173
>500
SIR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE LOGIN SIR MADE BEAUTIFUL AI CODE NO WAITING MANY PEOPLE GORGEOUS AZEROTH BLOODY BASTARD WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING THE LOGIN DO NOT REDEEM YOU BLOODY FUCKING

>>716515603
>xhe isn't lvl 7 already
maybe turtle is more your speed, sis?

>>716515173
you know this is probably because when they decided they needed a 2nd server, they moved kezan to the new one
gurubashi works because it's the one they stress tested
this new one saw none of that and now it's shitting itself because they were too fucking retarded to do another stress test

>>716515173
>>716515186
??? 500 fucking players? Man this shit is DOA, I'll see you guys later.

>>716515632
found the dev seething over us laughing at him

Once Epoch is back online... don't log in... the server is dead, bury it.

>MMORPG
>500 player capped servers
bruh wtf?

LETMEINNAHHHHH

>launch shitshow
goddammit people, this always happen and you know it. don't expect to play this weekend.

>all these threads and hype for a 500 cap server
my sides

>>716515719
Sorry, you and 6000 other people are queued in waiting for 12 entire server rotations

>>716515173
BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ABOUT PVP AND PVP SERVERS YOU MONGOLOOOOOOOOOOOIDDDDDDDDDDDD

It's back up in the queue rn.

>>716515795
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>716515756
>this always happens
Name 1 time a wow private server cut its playercap to 500 players on launch

PLEASE SAAR PLEASE DONATE MONEY TO FUND OUR SHITTY SERVERS

I Wanna PLAYY

>>716515896
FUCK IF ONLY I GAVE THEM MORE MONEY MAYBE THE SERVER COULD HANDLE MORE THAN 500

>>716515898
Hello Matt Dillon

>>716515603
90% of these retards are classic refugees who haven't played a pserver in their life.

>>716515898
Matt..

i could handle 500 players with my fucking home pc and internet
jesus

>>716515898
>taking a photo of your game
>laptop
>matt dillon
fag

>>716515898
I'm going to rape you in the ass matt dillon.

>>716515898
hi matt

Just got in

>>716515898
based chuddie

>>716516000
>>716516012
hey guys still waiting to log in

>>716515885
Name 1 time a wow private server had 20k+ players trying to login.

>>716516071
>posts frog instead of proof

Oh hey I got in somehow

My name is Matt Dillon and I like big, sweaty cocks on my face

>>716516071
Nugger

>>716515898
clean your screen matt you fucking nigger

>>716516140
mom said it's my turn, log off

>THIS TIME wow classic will be good!!!!!
wowtroons are the most mindbroken retarded gamers on the planet

more like matt dildo lmao

>>716516140
enjoy 3 minutes of walking around with frozen players

FUCK THERE ARE SO MANY CHADS PLAYING HORDE I CAN'T GET IN

>>716512627
ughh vibecodingbros our response?

I just dinged lvl 10. see ya next phase

>>716515898
Is this you?

>>716515898
This has to be bait.

>>716514523
The world is designed in a way that allows for a more open sandbox like experience and it also heavily encourages cooperation and interaction. You are not the center of what happens around you and it feels like the world can exist without you.
Progression is probably an even bigger factor. Unlocking abilities, spending skill points and getting gear upgrades simply feels good. Add snappy animations, a timeless graphics style and great ambient music and you get a game that is still around to this day.
It does have a lot of jank, which can be part of the charm, but people have been tinkering with the formula for a long time and are trying to iron out some of the most blatant balance issues, while maybe even add new things or ideas to the game. That's why most of the modern private servers have their own spin to it, from minor changes to completely bonkers.

What people actually wanted from blizzard with calssic+ was a runescape like experience, where you keep the design philosophy of the original game and add new things in the same spirit. Instead they're just releasing expansion after expansion as it was, with the same missteps and design changes that made it into a theme park mmo, and their chance of breaking free, with the seasons of discovery servers, was just adding some crazy fucking powercreep and ridiculously unbalanced builds to the classic version.

Amazing server

>logging in to game server
>logging in to game server
>logging in to game server
>logging in to game server
>logging in to game server

Just got level 10 fishing. Feel sorry for all you fags stuck trying to log in. You'll be miles behind me I'm afraid

Got in, made all my characters, and managed to type "lol lmao" in the starting zone full of dead zombies and 400+ players before disconnect.

>>716516140
>orclock
Too based to keep out

Any explorer bros?

>>716515898
Matt pls

>You have been disconnected from the server.
>You have been disconnected from the server.
>You have been disconnected from the server.
>You have been disconnected from the server.
>You have been disconnected from the server.

>>716516628
no because no one can play your AI slop coded tranny server, so there are no explorer bros

>>716516113
You sure are going to get a log in with that level of privact, Matt.

we're all in here
https://turtle-wow.org/

>>716516454
update your client retard.

>their discord servers main chat channel is locked behind an hourly post cooldown because of the people complaining
you can't make this shit up

*boots up Mabinogi*

>>716516230
It's not so bad with only ~300 online. I managed to complete a quest!

>>716516439
>What people actually wanted from blizzard with calssic+ was a runescape like experience, where you keep the design philosophy of the original game and add new things in the same spirit. Instead they're just releasing expansion after expansion as it was, with the same missteps and design changes that made it into a theme park mmo, and their chance of breaking free, with the seasons of discovery servers, was just adding some crazy fucking powercreep and ridiculously unbalanced builds to the classic version.
When blizzard decided to go with phasing, layers, hyperspawns and "modern day" censorship Classic was already dead.
They didn't want to release that version of the game so they gave it the cheapest, most bare minimum effort they could to squeeze more subs while with almost no moderation outside of censorship/hate violations.

Why is there so many people trying to play this I don't even remember project ascension having this many people maybe I'm wrong

>>716516628
I'll probably do it. I didn't expect to get to 60 and do endgame stuff anyway, so I might as well take it slowly.

>>716514618
>You literally cant get more than 50 - 70
ok this is true but it's more about wow being cpu bounded than a retail only problem

>>716516831
Are there any Mabinogi private servers with p2w removed? I haven't played that in 15 years.

>>716515173
WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO ROLL ON A DEAD 500 PLAYERS SERVER?!?!? NIGGA JUST PLAY SOD LMAO

>>716516902
Turtle is raiding it

>>716516902
SOD refugees chasing a fresh vanilla experience.

>tfw log into twow effortlessly
>everyone is laughing at projectEpoch
Lmao

>undead paladin
go away retard and shill your trash somewhere else

Shenna bringing out her strongest soldiers today I see.

still can’t get in

>>716516902
It's Nostalriusfags DDOSing it

>>716516987
>NIGGA JUST PLAY SOD LMAO
I will never give blizz money

>>716517104
I would sooner give my money to a hobo to go get booze with than give it blizzard.

>>716517073
>can just PrtSc + ctrl v in a post
>does this

This sucks
Time for Dofus

blizz is desperate they gave me a free 1 day of game time fucking jews

>>716517073
Matt go to sleep

>>716517170
I don't speak nerd.

this ruined my weekend
wtf how selfish can these devs be

>>716517073
Nigga did you just take a picture of your monitor instead of pressing the fucking print screen key

>>716517072
>her

>>716517217
not until i log in!

>>716517073
average private server retard btw

>>716517223
Total technological culling of zoomers will come sooner or later.

>>716517073
We've hit peak reddit

The amount of hype this shitass private server is getting really showcases how down bad people are for a true classic+.

>>716517249
Some people don't know what their keyboard does or how to save a copied image.
Keep in mind this person can vote.

snapping pics of your monitor is more soulful

>>716517073
matt you really oughta learn how to screenshot.

>>716516881
jelly

>>716517223
you don't speak anything you Acer monitor having brownoid

>unable to login
>unable to login
>...
>success
>logging to game server
select realm
>logging to game server
>...

Im playing Epoch still but all the dickriding of these guys the last few months is hilarious.

They have no idea what they are doing.

>>716517364
no

>>716516902
cause its Epoc

>>716517465
It got 10000x more attention than they had planned and it shows.

Queue is up!

>>716517073
Do you not know what each key on your keyboard does ? How do you use a computer every day of your fucking life and still not know ?

>>716517489
>ackshuall fucking mutt
>trying to get into pvp server

More like Project Eunuch lmao

I'm 100% certain there would be no server issues if they simply b& every central and South American IP.

>>716517489
kek fair enough

>>716517489
why is your fingernail so weird

>>716517530
Nah they pushed the dead to after SOD was dead, it was suppose to be a late 2024 and beta test 3 was polished enough with a few bugs here and there launch. They knew what they were doing chasing the SOD refugees.

Over the next 15 minutes we will progressively increase the player cap by 500 with Tracy still enabled to get additional logged information, and then we will take the server down for some time while we work on fixes. This is so that players won't be able to gain too much of an advantage while the server cap is lower than intended.

FUCKING PRE-ALPHA TESTING TYPOSHIT HAHA

>>716517530
>100,000 characters were already created
>why login?
The most smartestest pserver admins.

Don't bother trying to get in...

>>716517693
release date next week then lmoa

>>716517654
>extended maintenance on day 1
yea this server ain't makin it
feel bad for those that bought into the hype

>>716517641
*the date
FUCK

Also launching on a saturday was for bragging rights about big numbers.

WHO the FUCK is Tracy? What does SHE DO???

>>716517693
>advantage
Its wow......are people really chomping at the bit for server first cheevos on a fucking private server?

>>716517693
Which server are they talking about ? Gurubashi, right ? The good one ?

>>716517741
This. Even when the hype dies down expect all kinds of weird server hiccups and issues whenever anything even slightly out of the ordinary happens. Shit like the server fucking crashing whenever 3 players are standing on the exact same spot

>>716517783
I just want to see the opening cinematic and then uninstall.

>>716517753
she logs shit

>>716517753
>she

I got in, but it's been like this for like 15 mins now

>>716517783
Vanilla has always been about spending time to gain an advantage.

>>716517783
if they're going to be so anal about it they may as well just wipe the server and start it again

>>716517753
She fucks the worgen.

>>716517783
You answered your own question
>Its wow
There are definitely nerds out there desperate for 1st.

PROJECT EEFOC
ITS FUNNY
BECAUSE ITS

best ad for turtle wow ever

>>716517979
I guess I just don't give a shit about some "[GAYNIGGER] just achieved worlds first HOGGER kill" chat message that will whizz by at Mach speed

>>716518096
me neither hahaha

When this shit is finally up, I will need some healsluts for my long night elf cock and also my short but outrageously fat dwarf cock. Humans and nelves only.

>>716518094
I hope these faggots jump onto that rickety dogass server and crash it too.

>>716518094
hey guys matt dillon here how do i download turtle wow instead?

>>716518447
this nigga usin BING?

>>716518509
microsoft jew rewards bro

>>716518509
bing is literally better than google these days thoughsoever

>>716518447
>Matt Dillon
You were great in the American adaptation of Oldboy.

They increased the player count from 300 -> 600 and it's a slideshow now. Might as well just wait for the restart

>>716518447
>Download The Game
>matt dillon
this is a certified matt dildo moment

The TurtleGODS send their regards.

How much would it cost Blizzard to hire a bunch of saars and botnets to fuck with Epoch servers during launch?

mfw pvpCHADs' server was running just fine and the pocktrannies had to take it down to cater to pve sissiees before they leaked too much in their cages.

>>716518780
Literally not worth the money, only people playing on these servers are poor and wouldnt play regular classic wow anyway. When blizz comes out with their version of classic+ you'll all come back anyway for fork over your 15 a month

TVRTLE BVLLS BROKE THIS BUCK EVEN BEFORE HE HAD A CHANCE TO WALK
THE SISSIFICATION OF THE EPOCH IS COMPLETE
YOU NEVER, EVER, NEVER, EVER HAD A CHANCE
KNEEL AND ACCEPT YOUR FATE

>>716518447
Hey Matt Dillon. Turtle wow is kinda ass. It really has no benefit over vanilla and most of the added content is pretty amateurish. If you want your wow fix while you wait for epoch to get it's shit together, you can basically play anything you want, you won't gain much by playing turtle.

Brehs... Elysium... won...

>>716519040
thanks bro guess ill go back in the pool

so uhh classic+...isnt that just TBC?

>>716518813
>PvP server was running just fine
because no-one was on it....
Isn't it weird how there's a longer line to the bathroom at Disneyworld than at Chinatown buffet?

This is taking too long.... Imma go dryhump a furry pooner in the meantime.

>down for good
kekadoodledoo

>still no indication what the issue is
>servers down with no ETA when they will come back up
it's over.

>dead thread
>dead server
impressively fast downfall

Was anyone able to the challenge mode NPCs on Alliance before server went down? I found the Iron Mode one in Goldshire, I couldn't find the Explorer's Contract NPC.

Def one of the worst launches in recent memory. well done, truly

Alright, starting a HC character in turtle

was fun while it lasted brehs

Alex status?

Is it down?

>>716519706
>bump limit thread
>50k servers
TURTLENIGGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>716519620
do you have visa loisenz for that ?

They're in the war room DON'T PANIC

all the hype is gone now, you can feel it in the air

>>716519851
>50k servers
good morning saars

>>716519816
Won bigly

>>716517945
Can't quite put my finger on why but this everyone in this screencap looks like a bunch of samefags
Maybe because they're all the same and the OP is just a ridiculous strawman

>>716520013
I'll be donating the one thousand dollars I had prepared for Epoch to Turtle, I'll be buying a single mount with it.

>>716520035
good, let it be 2k players so I can play

>>716520008
at that point just reset everyone to level one

Why not just let 20k guys get in?
Nostalrius managed that easily over 10 years ago

Dear Project Epoch Team, I’m writing this out of sheer frustration after what was supposed to be a celebratory day turned into complete disappointment. I quit my job at Burger King specifically to free up time and be here for your server launch. I had high hopes and was ready to dive in. Instead, I’ve spent my day getting constantly disconnected, slamming my keyboard in frustration, and now my mother is yelling at me for making noise in the house. This is not what anyone expected from a launch of this magnitude. I understand technical issues happen, but the state of the server right now is unacceptable—especially after all the hype and build-up. I (and many others) expected stability, or at the very least, transparency and communication. If you're facing backend issues, please say so. Radio silence only adds fuel to the fire. I sincerely hope you're working to resolve this ASAP. Please take this feedback seriously—your players are passionate, but we're not here to be stress-test dummies without warning.

>>716520008
>players don't gain an advantage
Again with this non-existant shit. Do they really think it matters if a handful of players are a day ahead of the pack? It's not a race.

Server is DEAD ON ARRIVAL
KEK

Don't like it? Ask for a refund.

>>716520008
>ecock is officially kill
what the skibidi
what the sigma

>>716520008
>Multi-disciplined developers
Its fucking over, they've got the PR team releasing statements

>>716520157
>It's not a race.
To your casual ass maybe. Most people that aren't fucking reddit dadgamers are trying to hit 60 as soon as possible so that they can start playing the fucking game.

>>716520008
wait they're admitting defeat? on opening day?
jesus christ

>>716520008
>have some 10k idiots flood the server (it's hype)
>concentrate them all into some few odd zones
>also have alleged enmity between the other servers
>your german engineered shitbox server can't handle the stress
>try to fix it or ammend it
>>but we can't play! tranny! tranny! doa! doa!
I hate how this site works, you can't just talk normally about something it's always overblown

>>716520008
Epoch, the one-hour wonder

>>716520350
>hit 60 as soon as possible so that they can start playing the fucking game
and that is.........?

>>716520497
>>716520497
>>716520497
new bread

>>716520008
They really should have done a server load test at some point
Didn't they have an open beta?

>>716520519
ganking gnomes

>>716520492
Just like I remember it.
I'm sure we will get free play time as well.

>>716520384
In the mighty words of Chris Chan "I'm working on it"

Easily the worst launch for a pserver i can remember. i was telling people not to get too hyped because it's not tried and tested when they were screaming "le tranny turtle wow is dead" turtle has been around for 7 years for a reason.

>>716520008
No idea what tf they expect to find?? Server just overload when you dump 3k at same spot (or three). Set lower cap and let people spread out zomg. You wont find some miracle solution for this and you arent likely to magicaly rewrite whole core either I bet

what is this? last epoch?

>>716520792
tranny wow will die when epoch launches and i am glad for it
>t. hit level 55 in trannywow and didnt have the willpower to keep going

>>716520519
Standing by the bank peacocking for other fat nasty nerds.