Thread 211814224

Amerika girl

Are we upset about this mass sale of public land or what

tfw no gf

>>211814267
That land is rightfully theirs it was promised to them by God stop being antisemitic

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1749558024646908.mp4

im upset no one replies to my posts

about to be walking on sunshine

>Marijuana tax increase july 1
Fuck it, last dance with mary jane

get the friggin pitchforks

>>211814298
I quit when they legalized. The thrill was gone.

>>211814295
How does inhaling that feel?

>>211814295
your braincells are about to walk to the morgue

tfw no art hoe gf

>>211814295
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750118674443028.webm

>>211814292
okay here. HERE! but see, it's no fun when someone wrings it out of you!

>>211814341
like this?

>>211814354
shut your bitch ass up

>>211814267
"Conservatives" at it again

>>211814377
fuck you.

>>211814377
My balls are sweaty.

>>211814372
I like this one because she makes paintings about killing herself
https://www.instagram.com/nox.art666/

cant wait for halloween cant decide if i should make my costume or order one

>>211814286
I would suck Trump's dick to have a girl like this. How about you????? Thank you
>>211814224 (OP)

>>211814267
Caring about the environment is for stupid hippies
The environment exists for us alone to use as we see fit

If hard work led to success then the donkey would own the farm

>>211814335
https://youtu.be/H6TW6v39_kQ

>>211814412
i want what he's having

this thread has turned to shit. i'll be back later.

god I wish american women looked like this

should i get this costume for halloween?

>>211814224 (OP)
I want to settle down with a brunette, but before that I want a big titty blonde

>>211814492
sure why not

>>211814492
Hey its pedobear

Answer the riddle of steel right now

>>211814526
im party bear

nitrous dont help me it just put me in a trans

withering in my bloom lost in solitary gloom o algo

>>211814531
I was Persian.

>>211814492
nah, go as something that's supposed to be scary. like a vampire or a mummy or something, don't just play dress-up.

>>211814531
your body? i thought?

>>211814564
should i make a creepy mask

If you like penis inside ya

ohh wait, no no. that's thulsa's version! flesh over steel. it's your sword! that's what arnold realizes. it will never betray you, like his father told him.

manifesting some hoes in my life

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

my bepis has always been hanging outside of me

>>211814661
thighs too big compared to calves, wouldn't bang

>>211814372
It looks like that meme of a hand covering someones face with goku on the background

>>211814699
https://youtu.be/GpNrorDXx2I

>>211814689
More for me

>>211814715
enjoy taking care of her when her ankles snap

life is just exhausting guys

>>211814689
wtf did I just read? thick thighs save lives

>>211814732
what's on your mind bud

the gf just ignored me

God I’ve got nothing to look forward to

>>211814763
ouch

>>211814761
just work, working out, interview prep, commute. like whole day just goes doing mundane shit.

Still thinking bout that massive poop I took earlier

>>211814781
Bible, sir.

>>211814790
How good does your stomach feel

>>211814763
put her through the wall then start screamin on that ass

4trans

Is there any proof that the moon landing was real

I'm gonna start donating my shits to poor, starving African children. A single one of my turds could feed an entire village in Ethiopia for an entire month. I'll become a hero with my brave philanthropy.

>>211814787
yeah it can drain you, especially those days where when you do squeeze out a little free time you just want to sleep instead

I deserve to have my penis sucked by a young woman. This is a human right; it's non-negotiable
Inherent to all humans but to me especially

>>211814831
nothing is real unless i witnessed it with my own eyes

>>211814732
it is. and it never gets any better either. or lighter. the whole thing is a backpack of bricks you just want to take off. i think everyone living is kind of playing with gambler-think. "today is gonna be the big win! this is it! i can feel it!" but it never happens. i think the thing is enjoying the flashing lights and colors. you know you won't win when you pull that crank, but look at it all moving around! "buffalooo!" that's your fun.

Business idea: stupid nigger tax

i've received a blowjob before

>>211814520
new era of fake

When I drive I operate under the assumption that everyone else on the road is actively trying to hit me.

>>211814930
i can see why you're reminiscing, since father's day was yesterday.

>>211814928
Go bankrupt: the business idea

>>211814884
I just think once I get the new job if I pass the interview, at least I wont have to worry about interview prep and I'll have enough money to buy the motorbike I like

>>211814859
some people just have it way worse than others man. i've always been depressed for afaik. life's okay for me now, but the depression just never goes away. some day i'll def end up hanging myself

>>211814956
You saying niggers be smart?

do people actually put on clean underwear everyday? i basically go until the next time i shower which can be 3-4+ days

>>211814969
I'm saying stupid niggas ain't got no money

i'm so le sad and le tired

>>211814911
some bitches are just obsessed with trying to kiss just after they swallowed your nut. they even get offended if you turn away.
t.knower

>>211814939
>me driving big commercial vehicle:
I am in my lane and I am going my speed and I do not care what you do as long as I don't have to touch anything to avoid hitting you
>me driving my own car:
DO NOT TAILGATE STOP DRIFTING IN TO MY LANE STOP CUTTING ME OFF STOP EXISTING WITHIN 500 FEET OF ME

This is just because insurance claim and repair/replace is a hassle I have had to do with a few times and it's bullshit every single time.

hi everyone *wave* *wave* *wave* *wave*

>>211814994
Yeah but there's lots of them quantity over quality my nigger

>>211815038
haha, hey guy. *waves back at you*

>>211815058
gato

i don't have a motorboat but i can float your goat

>>211814999
Bible. Give me mine. Go home.

>>211815031
>DO NOT TAILGATE STOP DRIFTING IN TO MY LANE
The worst is those assholes who suddenly lane change like at the last minute or do it right at the light
the amount of times to and from work that i almost get into a crash cause some idiot gets into my lane at the last moment causing me to have to slam on my brakes is unreal

normalize creep shotting women

>>211815112
a lady almost ran me over at an intersection, and i could see her daughter mouthing, "mom! mom!" she got out to check like she had hit me, but i was already in a terrible mood, so i just threw my hands up, like "what the hell was that?!"

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
EITHER ATTACK IRAN OR FUCK OFF

>>211815244
you're an incel neet

>gentiles: jews are waging a cohesive, well-funded, and ideological war against the goyim
>jews:

nibbaz

>>211815244
it's on iran to give israel something to actually deal with
until they do why would anyone step in

>>211815281
https://youtu.be/SQxqEPl95IM

>>211814983
I do right after laundry day but after a while I'll wear them twice.

im back

>>211815303
>>211814983
I wear a new pair every day, no reason not to.

>>211815311
I knew you'd be crawling back bitch

>>211815327
rude

>>211815311
well, your drink has gotten warm since-what? did you fall into it?

>>211815316
>no reason not to.
I gave you a perfect reason
Laziness and not wanting to do laundry

>>211815345
Hitler would've killed you.

forensic files "Ultimate Betrayal" is on, if you want to watch with me.

I want to fuck chuck

I want to feed sneed

its been days since i've pissed in a cup!
i've only been going pee in the toilet

>>211815112
My favorite is this: I'm in middle lane of a three lane highway with an exit ramp coming up on the right. Guy behind me does not like the speed I am going so he tailgates, whips out to left lane to pass me, cuts me off getting back in to the middle lane to then cut the right lane to make his exit. I call this the Arabian Wiggle. A true Arabian Wiggle is performed by a silver spoon middle east kid about 18 years driving a brand new BMW with dark window tint. He will be wearing a tracksuit.

>>211815373
what the fuck game has chips, cash, dice, and cards, and you throw them all in the dealers face

>>211815420
it's an AI gen with a chuddy face on it

Stupid globetards

>>211815388
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750099180136085.webm

Iran from Iraq

Iran to bussy

you guys every do that ufo noise? where you whistle, then put your voice into it? i love doing that.

imagine all the iranian femboy refugees...

the gooning has to stop

>>211814294
All male.

Its a rape or be raped world out there and brother these chaps aint got no ass panel

>>211815534
100% sex sex sex

>>211815539
goon forever
it feels good

Just found out a Twisted Metal movie came out recently. Bruh??? You mean the PS1 game??? Wut?????

me and the amigos would like to wish the burgers good luck in the wars to cum
please please please go all in so you go back to buying out pajeet steel

>>211815559
my penis literally burns

>>211815444
jason if he survive ww3

>>211815568
we're not going to war you stupid hoe

>>211815570
you fell out of hypnosis
keep gooning and the pain goes away
only pleasure awaits

>>211814298
Can't you grow your own? Or is it
>it is legal, but only when you buy it from me, goyim

Are we heading into a neo-feudal age? what do me cummies think 'bout that?

when people try to hype up a happening it's lame and ruins it
let the happening happen if it's going to happen

>>211815578
how dare you not defend your greatest ally
you are /cum/ming off as extremely anti semetic

>>211815412
>Guy behind me does not like the speed I am going so he tailgates, whips out to left lane to pass me, cuts me off getting back in to the middle lane to then cut the right lane to make his exit. I call this the Arabian Wiggle
Ive seen that move a lot usually it's some ginormous pick up truck that does it to me

>>211815601
its always just /pol/tards who never leave the house and never had a job hyping shit up
a happening isnt happening until you can't avoid hearing about it irl

>>211814983
Indian

>>211814983
Plz be a girl.

underwear right out of the dryer is very good ^_^

>>211815311
https://youtu.be/DXeeY9D9u94?feature=shared

>>211815598
>neo-feudal
people act like republics are somehow the natural state of governance, but their prevalence in modern nations is (relatively speaking) a very recent phenomenon that kicked off barely two centuries ago
they don't realize the United States of America and the Holy Roman Empire were contemporaries for a while

>>211814983
I work out very often so change pretty much everyday

Is there any way to annoy the mf behind you blinding you with his massive floodlights driving at night

>>211815661
try microwaving your underwear on a cold day

anyone here ever submit an ice tip? i want to submit an anonymous one.

>>211815657
i am but thats besides the point

>>211815697
yes

>>211815697
big diesel truck and roll some coal

>>211815703
Oh fuck oh fuck oh my god

just got done washing my face and moisturizing it

>>211815701
>mexican
>reporting to ice
thats some bad luck inducing shit

>>211815747
why? are you a criminal yourself? im just tipping the appropriate law enforcement where criminal trespassers are located. how is that wrong

Today I saw this desert cottontail

>>211815744
what products do you use

>>211815630
Pickup truck special is tailgating you when you're already in the right lane and refusing to pass you. That's the Boomer Trolley.

>>211814224 (OP)
Um American girls look like THAT?!?!?

>>211815645
that graphic always makes me laugh, and think of this because every time he goes "YOU!", it showed that.
https://youtu.be/oOYrCHi7yjM?si=gHMtsSnPLKj34qyR

>>211815780
its some korean shit i borrow from my sister

>>211815744
I dont even remember the last time I moisturized, but I do wash my face twice a day

>>211815770
im the desert cottonmouth
eheh

>I posed naked for a JP artist I met on discord for drawings of me
>starting to notice the drawings he made of me look very similar to men's bodies i see in newer doujinshi
oh boy

>>211815697
Strap a second vanity mirror to your passenger side sun shade. You can aim this so it shines right in their eyes. Perfectly legal, also.

>>211815787
I wish, but not even blondes don't look like that.

>drinking milk

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750123897099332.webm

>>211815814
are your titties that big?

Israel 1984
>Iran is on the verge of developing a nuclear bomb and will use it against us

Netantahu 1995
>Iran is on the verge, 2 more weeks

Netantahu 1996
>Iran will have the bomb no later than 1999, and then Israel will be nuked

US and Israel intel 2005
>Iran is on the brink of possessing nuclear weapons

https://youtu.be/gf2fwOl84xo?si=kxnTuRrQJzqGSHF3 [Open]

Oh no Israel sisters, we got capped

>>211815689
A republic can be feudal. And there are old republics, but for most of history republics were usually city states or geographically isolated islands

I am going to have such vigorous sex with my right hand tonight

somebody stole my EBT card

>>211815841
maybe idk?

>get excited for a new job
>boss is a goof who tries to take advantage of you

>>211815703
Post tits and post your smelly underwear now!

>>211815860
>Women have a cock and balls and XY chromosomes and produce sperm and grow beards CHUD

We'll always have Paris

>>211815697
Give him the tape

>>211815852
Now that you put it like that, I don't think I want to jack off anymore

>>211815862
imagine if your boss was a jeet

>>211815814
Jason looks like THAT now?!

gangster frankenstein earphone radio slavery

>>211815862
Happened to me not long ago, except it was some faggot 3 steps below the manager. Good thing I didn't work a day for them, guy was a total bitch.

>>211815890
if jack helped you off a horse would you help jack off a horse

>post a shirtless selfie of my moobies on /int/
>someone takes the image and larps as me on /fit/
>they say sexual things about my moobies
do they really

>>211815938
That was me
Nice bitchtits faggot

>>211815817
Neat

all gooned up, don't know what to do

>do not fap for 7 days
>now I barely want to fap anymore
is it that easy to quit daily fap sessions?

>>211816041
is this true
no cap?

>>211816049
Kind of but if you do it again you're back to square 1

>>211816041
try 8 days

havnt fapped in weeks
(i cum in my gf 1 to 3 times a day)

i'm pissed

So much of this administration has been a disappointment

>>211816173
how so?

is doggy style impossible if the girl has a fat ass

>>211816173
fell for it again award the orange retard always pussies out

>>211816173
If trump gets rid of DST all of this will have been worth it

just got done edging in a riley reid fleshlight with my cock ring on

I can't believe Israel is real

>>211816202
>cock ring
ive only seen old men wear that in gay pornos

From the river to the sea.
From sea to shining sea.

Local McDonald's hired a white guy as a manager to replace to middle aged woman that used to run it and I got my order in less than 2 minutes

>>211814267
I'm heartbroken, American nature is unmatched, why destroy it for some pocket change?

>>211816258
you know he running that joint like it's the navy

>>211816179
the ass conveniently prevents you from hitting the cervix too hard. it’ll compress under pressure if it’s in the way

I am having a "wildberry" flavored juicebox and it occurs to me this is just purple drank.
>>211816258
Nice

>No new wars
How will MAGAboomers spin this?

>>211816258
im kinda jelly the one near me is dire and always fucks my orders up

whats taking this faggot so long to make a shipping label?

Hakuna Matata

i WILL be posting every thought and frustration i have about my package and you WILL read it

have to wake up in 6 hours award

can't post on my phone for some reason

jeremiah was a bullfrog

>>211816360
i enjoy reading them, keep me posted

>>211816453
i shall

>>211816430
grok is this true?

>>211816489
gork here: yes is true

>>211816179
yeah if you're a dicklet

Can I talk to grok without using twitter?

i'm finally 18 :3

>>211816530
whats being born in 2007 like

Thinking about buying an anime sword.

>>211816526
yes there's an app I believe

>>211816559
are you going to chop off your clitty with it sister?

Do you think anybody but the boomers will fall for the obvious false flag incoming?

im back

>>211816588
>obvious false flag incoming?
uhhh can you elaborate please?

i'd stay away from any large gatherings or high key places in big cities

>>211816617
You don't go out anyway

honestly i hope there is a war just so i can see the commies and third worlders seethe online

>>211816617
damn thats all i do every day

>>211816588
Of course. That's a naive generation on average coming in to senility age.

>>211816526
Grok here what do you want to talk about?

>>211816645
I hope there's not a war because it could escalate and kill Americans

>>211816717
why are blondes better than brunettes? thank you

>>211816732
med women are hotter than nordic women

hows your mudda

>>211816765
who says i got a mudda

grok makes the same mistakes as chatgpt and is still too much of a wholesome chungus even with the "sass"

>>211816795
your mudda was a mudder

horror movies are so funny
like nigga just call the police

>>211816729
Nooo not poor private gomez

>>211816795
Johnny Tightlips is that you?

>>211816819
most classic horror moves were released before the invention of the cellphone.

>>211816837
maybe it is maybe it isn't

>>211816841
use the home phone

>>211816877
the killer has cleverly cut the cords

>>211816886
run over to the neighbors house

>>211816892
uhhh no fuck im going to hide in the closet!

>>211816892
neighbors are all too busy having hot sex to come to the door

he did the meme

first of all i'm black

>>211816927
i cum in the door

Can't get the friends theme song out of my head

Watching boomervision

>>211816951
only normies watch that filth, get the fuck out of here

you're nothing but trouble

breaking news!!!! the US just bombed iran

>>211816971
>another

what if i made a gun that shoots money

>>211817016
they basically do, ammo prices are absolutely dildoes and have been for the past 5 years.

only thing that's still cheap to shoot is .22LR

We need to evac all the Iranian qts and send them to Wyoming and Montana

>>211817033
>dildoes

>>211817048
what if we sent them to iraq

>>211817048
Send some my way plox

>>211817049
bullets are basically tiny little metal dildoes travelling at thousands of feet per second

holy shit israel just bombed sheboygan

>>211817086
>things that send souls to Hell are phallic symbols
Very original

Any happenings? There's a bunch of cars honking outside in celebration.

>>211817108
oilers just won the stan lee

the side panel thing on the outside of the car on top of the back right door fell off and i can't find anywhere to buy the pin thing that holds it there cause the car is from 24 years ago

nobody's getting drafted
why are niggas so retarded

Just coomed thought you should know

>>211817116
That's tomorrow toughever. Also I live in the GTA, don't think the browns care about the Oilers or hockey in general.

lots of indians in twitch chat nowadays

india lion also sir

>>211817146
lots of indians everywhere nowadays

imagine living a fallout world where you're trading caps and killing radroaches and shit and fucking that bugeyed frog bitch

I'm indian and i've been posting here for 5 years

>>211817166
you

>>211817178
sounds like my life right now

my people will get in touch with your people

>>211817179
same

>>211817180
saar

>>211817179
oldfag pajeet

simetimes i pretend to be indian to get (you)s

I'm gay and Chinese and I've been here for 18 years

>>211817132
thanks for the update

so proud to be indian

>>211817240
jai hind

i just believe that 97% of people who are transgender are attention seeking delusional social outcasts who were bullied for all of their childhood looking for a community where they can finally feel that they belong
its very rare you ever see an attractive person or relatively normal person become transgender

Slapheads aren't human. You look like gollum monkeys, you are short-tempered, insecure and genetically weak

How about /int/ but your flag(s?) is/are determined by a DNA test

>>211817261
whats a slaphead

>>211817269
Slap the top of your head and tell me

>>211817246
Exactly

>>211817263
ideal but would never work

indio here, como estan mis cumpas?

>>211817269
British slang for a bald person

>>211817216
u wanna sucky sucky ding dong?

>>>/bant/22833705
to all my jeets in the chat

>be british
>see bald person
>overcome with urge to start slapping the top of their head

its been 6 days since momberg made momslop for dinner
idk what shes eating up there but whatever it is i havnt been having it

>>211817300
>How to Train Your Indian

>>211817324
go make ur own food lazy arse

>>211817328
lol

>>211817380
>>211817380
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