Thread 149434549

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>>149417158

>/f1/ Essentials:
https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq

>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:
Passcode: 12481641

>Fernando Alonso F1 Grands Prix since last win:
211 (210 starts)

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:
240 (237 starts)

>2025 WDC Standings
PIA: 198 (+12)
NOR: 176 (+0)
VER: 155 (+18)
RUS: 136 (+25)
LEC: 104 (+10)

>2025 WCC Standings
McLaren Mercedes: 374 (+12)
Mercedes: 199 (+40)
Ferrari: 183 (+18)
Red Bull RBPT: 162 (+18)
Williams Mercedes: 55 (+1)

>2025 WEC Standings
LAW: 646.57 (+54.47)
HAM: 617.28 (+45.53)
NOR: 611.75 (+93.77)

>News:
Dunne to drive a McLaren in FP1
Beganovich to drive a Ferrari in FP1
Lindblad had a Red Bull F1 test at Imola
Mercedes has upgrades in Austria
Stella: conversations after Canada
Bottas close to Cadillac seat (BOOOO! GO AWAY!)
Leclerc drives classic Ferrari in Monaco
Boya signs to new Aston Martin academy
Verstappen will have a cool helmet at Austria
Wolff is unterhunding for Austria
Kimi is done with school
Liberty Media is allowed to take over MotoGP
Max got very peeved at the journos asking him the same questions about penalty points again

Lando just needs to chill. We know he got this.

you're welcome yet again
no need to thank me

bort!
bort!
bort! bort! bort!

>>149433367
>streaming
>normie
excellent bait, kek

edd

No US/American posters past this line
________________________

piss4 will NEVER win a wdc

>>149434616
good evening

I'm rooting for PS3 this year, he's the one to deserve it right now

>>149434603
don't think this is a good edition friend, so no thanks

>>149434597
yeah, im thinking im a lukehead

>>149434635
Not worth buying anyway.
I miss when Valve used to have actual events, although the nature of online communities existing made that pretty much impossible.
>>149434641
bit rude

>>149434603
don't worry, i wont

>almost done with 2024 (Qatar)
>Norris gets a ten second penalty for ignoring a yellow (for debris on the track that already damaged at least two cars) to try and gain ground on verstappen for constructor points
>commentators are somehow confused about it (because verstappen is the one that raised the complaint)
These same niggas defended verstappen getting a total of twenty seconds of penalty for verstappen give and take fighting norris in Mexico because it was "dangerous", and then cry when someone is punished for doing something that might actually be "dangerous".

>>149434631
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

strollbros we're already not the most retarded driver of an aston marton this weekend!

>>149434635
>not paying for their subscription service for the month you're going to play

Everyone comment on this thread:
>>149434738
so we can get this ogre out of the catalog..

I have made some fantastic lime juice from freshly squeezed limes and water, sweetened with self-made sugarcane syrup
wery good I rate 4,5/5
0,5/5 dropped because it has no CO2 bubbels

>>149434983
>0,5/5 dropped because it has no CO2 bubbels
Just get a sodastream bro

ITS UP
>ITS UP
ITS UP
>ITS UP
https://www.tiktok.com/@tshepitalksmotorsport/video/7378143855146765573?lang=en

>>149435071
would

>>149434983
>because it has no CO2 bubbels
I would consider that an improvement, I prefer soda with no fizz.

>>149434983
gefeliciteerd vriend! goed gedaan!

>Hamilton already talking about them working towards 2026
lmao
https://youtu.be/f7g83yoSrQk?t=176

>>149435071
>white people have curly hair too

>>149434983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvqno36eHkA

Well it is 5/5, but otherwise it's- It... is 5/5, but it's not SO 5/5. It is..! I say that it IS 5/5, but not completely full 5/5. It is not so, that I could say that it is completely full- that I could say- that I say.. I can't-! I say! I say 5/5, but it is not completely 5/5. It is 50% I say 5/5. It's not completely- It is not 100% 5/5, it is only 50% 5/5.

>>149435293
haven't seen that one in a while

>>149435400
>ISHYGDDT

>>149435293
ToT

>>149435400
someone kill domenicalitard please

>>149435400
strollbros we we're too good for this crap!

>>149435504
>we we're
jajajajaja (if you will)
*we were,
or just
*we're,
who cares

>>149435525
>>149435443
now franco please
haha look at him
ugly fucker

>>149435542
I don't think pintofcola looks bad desu

>>149435400
why is there so much fruit?

>>149435558
>>149435584
this face is hilarious, i've been laughing this since it was posted

>>149435606
Kek now I see it

>>149435598
Fruit is good.

>>149435621
haha assmuncher

>>149435598
They are fruity

>>149435400
>George is the one who took the picture and posted it on his socials
>being NTR'd this hard

>>149435639
but george is in the picture?

>>149435639
jorj is on the right next to hamilton and chuck

Parental leave ends today
Gotta go back to work tomorrow
F1 races for this feel?

>>149435663
>Parental leave ends today
Congrats on the sex

>>149435663
Congratulations on reproducing

>>149435663
Why didn't you take one more day off? Those 3 extra days are the last you'll get in a while.

>>149435400
is the blond one behind ocon t*rger's whore?
death to her too, anyway

>>149435639
George is one of the closest people to the camera in the picture.

>>149435659
George isn't real you silly

gn /f1/

>>149435663
congratulations!

>>149435678
That way i can start at like 60%
Half my company went out to the populad saints holidays and will kost likely be too hungover to interact with me
So if I'm lucky by 3:30 PM I can just fuck off

>>149435639
George is between LeKek and Ham, you blind fuck.

>>149435400
museo looks like a cardboard cutout

>>149435726
>So if I'm lucky by 3:30 PM I can just fuck off
You mean normal end of day time?
Since my little one has been born I have only worked 3 days past 3:30.

>>149435659
>>149435661
>>149435684
>>149435736
is he really? are you sure? because remember: >>149435691

>>149435639
Sir,

I feel it incumbent upon me to bring it to your attention that the aforementioned George Russell is, in fact, present in the photograph

George Russell is dead

>>149435790
But I clearly see a wooden doll sitting there

>>149435780
Here the official workday starts at 9AM and runs to 6PM
I start earlier so I can leave early but it's never before 5PM
>>149435669
>>149435670
>>149435725
I was actually raped but thanks!

>>149435400
Why did Alonso attend twice`?

>>149435400
Albon could call Hamilton a cracker.

>>149435871
>`
What the fuck's going on here? You thought you could sneak that past me?

>>149435852
>I was actually raped but thanks!
I am not sorry and I would do it again because it's your fault for dressing like a slut

Lando Norris is MIXED. He looks BROWN and not WHITE so he is MIXED. I can't support WHITE men so he must be MIXED. I support him based on his MIXED race and it makes me feel enlightened to support a MIXED man like Lando Norris.

>>149435663
how hard was the babby to squeeze out?

F1 movie was ok summer shit, nothing too egregious about actual driving except for one DRS when you can't really use DRS scene.
Gave me a fucking migraine attack though, so beware if that's a thing you got too.

>>149435915
He's just Belgian

Can someone please basedjack this

what do we think? we like this?
https://www.mrvsgarage.com/vscore

he explains the methodology here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spgttSAXYSA
tl;dw
>rookies don't have enough races to be AKTSHUALLY 100% accurate
>there are more races now than in the good 'ol times so shit doesn't work with old seasons

>>149435959
look at those fucking fingernails

>>149435959
>>149435986

>>149435964
statsfags get the rope

>>149435947
All movies give me a massive headache.
The refusal to use a proper frame rate literary hurts my head. Especially when it has lots of fast moving things (like an F1 car)

>>149436046
Only some games do it to me and a very select few movies. This one did.

>>149435986
Whiter than you buddy

>>149436046
>proper frame rate
and that is... ¿?
(genuine question)

>>149436070
Games don't do it, unless my computer can't run them at >60fps.
But I even remember being very upset about the Hobbit movies at "high frame rate" (48fps), because it was still clearly too low.

>>149436127
Should be the other way around.

>>149436127
kek

They just found Edd on the toilet, Elvis style

dollbros...

>>149435959
>pozfags

>>149436100
60+ instead of the 24fps movies have.

>>149436139
Nah, a few games do it when they somehow manage to fuck with FoV. HL2 did it at launch, but they patched it very quickly. Dying Light 2 was an insta refund.

>>149436171
Loads of TV shows these days are 24p too, to give them that "filmic" look/feel.

>>149436156
it takes a construction crane to get him out

>>149436171
oh i see
>>149436225
kek, is not like its cheaper or anything
>>149436156
delete this post right now

Edd Straw has surely visited /f1/ at some point

>>149436225
They give me the "my computer is broken and I need to puke now" feel

I have replied to edd straw

>>149436325
would she take uncut?

>>149436442
She would cut it for you

>>149436506
As part of the reparations

>>149436325
_____ ___ ___

>>149435852
>I was actually raped but thanks!
By a boy or a girl?
>>149436046
>>149436139
>>149436171
>The refusal to use a proper frame rate literary hurts my head. Especially when it has lots of fast moving things (like an F1 car)
>But I even remember being very upset about the Hobbit movies at "high frame rate" (48fps), because it was still clearly too low.
>60+ instead of the 24fps movies have.
Philistine

>>149435915
TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA

max requested and got a fia driver categorisation btw (platinum of course)
out of the current f1 drivers with a categorisation, i think he's the only one who hasn't actually done any sports car driving, so,0 soon...
(the others are franco, lando, nando, lance and hülk)

>>149436553
>Philistine
exactly what i would say
what a weirdo

I’m gonna capture a bird hehehe

>>149436793
Don't hurt it

Made myself nauseous by eating too much pasta, the same thing I eat every day. Need to get up at 7am to travel 800 miles tomorrow. F1 races for this feel?

>>149435959
>>149435986
>>149436127
the guy is actually nice, wtf is wrong with you people`?

>>149436806
We're shallow

>>149436544
>_____
this is 'built'
>___
this is 'for'
>___
I'm not sure about that. starts with b and ends with c though, this much I can decipher

>>149436806
he looks like a mongoloid

How did they solve the jiggling problem anyway?

>>149436841
Balzac

>>149436806
/f1/ is a malice board

>>149436804
>Made myself nauseous by eating too much pasta
It was the parmesan, don't make me post the webm

>>149436845
Ozempic

>>149436804
turkey 2021

>>149436845
This is too much

>>149436802
Flew away :(

>>149436880
replying to this post before someone calls him fag

digits and a f1 driver dies in a plane crash after the race this weekend. DC wasn't supposed to die and final destination is real.

>>149436880
Replying to myself to call myself a fag

>>149436880
fag

>crowdstrike mercedes
what do they mean by this

>>149434638
I'm rooting for him because PS3 being WDC before Norizz would be a KWAB for the ages,

>>149436855
It was like that lel, I’m moving house so I tried to use up a shitton of grana padano

>>149436933
>>149434638
Not rooting for AMX? ngmi

>>149436845
Cars are too big nowdays

>>149436927
lemons '55

>>149436973
He extended his lead just last weekend saar

>>149435964
>AMX in his own league
>Norris mid
>Hamilton one of the worst in the grid
looks about right to me

>>149436955
>lemons '55
spooky digits

>>149436973
How is the number 1 in the standings not in the title race?

>>149437003
Best driver in a shit car. Many such cases.

>>149436985
No ps3 did not extend his lead; AMX scored more points.
>>149437003
1 is not in the title race bc red bull and AMX have the power of racism on their side you mongoloid. its a 1 man title race and AMD AMX is getting his 5th

>>149436880
better body, worse face

>>149437041
>No ps3 did not extend his lead; AMX scored more points.
Max isn't P2 in the chimpionship, Norris is, thus Piastri extended his lead over P2

>>149437026
But the best driver is 3rd.

>>149437041
Only if RedBull is finally getting their shit together. Max currently has to fight an uphill battle, while carrying RBR.

>>149437072
>But the best driver is 3rd.
Yeah, because he has a shit car.

>>149437057
Is that Ben Shapiro in a bikini?

>>149437085
Ben wishes.

>>149437085
yes. yes, it is

>>149437110
Actually, horse racing is the deadliest sport

>>149436845
>>149437057
fugg i love aerodynamic's

>>149436793
I pray a hawk swoops down and takes whatever you captured

>>149437064
doesnt matter if max is p20. the gap between max and p1 is the championship lead

>>149436804
this you?

>More then half the posts here are irrelevant porn or ritual posting
>"Why is this general dead?"

>>149435525
>u wat m8???

>

>>149435525
>tu quoi mec???

Hollywoodbros...its over not even Edd could mustard up anything nice to say.
I live in LA and we're feeling the hit pretty hard right now, Hollywood just stopped giving out free ready meals in the first since covid. Pray for us /f1/ and pls watch the film

>>149437379
>bong in the presence of non bong food
can you blame him?

>>149436845
>>149437057
PLEASE SIT ON MY FAAAAAACE

>>149437445
>mustard up

>>149437445
>Shallow character
Good to see that Lewis left there his mark

>>149437463
Who is Charley Williams?
Did Claire transition?

>>149437485
So its a good film?

you are now reminded that albon has somehow managed three top 5 finishes this season

>>149437472
Cool it chud.
Hamilton tried his hardest to make the movie diverse and inclusive, which is the most important part of any story.

>>149437391
It would be even deader without that stuff

>>149437501
(That's as many as Hamilton and more than Fraudonelli btw)

We are hours away from fp1!!
Make sure to catch all the latest news!!

>>149437578
Which driver has the best pocket rocket?

>>149437528
hamilton being the only top 7 driver without a podium is a certified kwab moment. semenstone will be his best chance for one but I doubt he can make ut this time

>>149437057
Better body, better face, worse paintjob.

Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit

>>149437621
Where is the worse paint job? I just see sex

There was a giant fucking spider on my wall and I hit it, but it dropped behind the couch and I’m not sure if it’s dead. Races for this feel?

>>149437646
>Where is the worse paint job?
On those fake nails

I found the perfect driver for Red Bull's second car.

>>149437668
this has to stop

>>149437621
WTF she looks exactly like Verstappen's mother when she was young

>>149437668
Just give Max the second car already.

i'm gonna buy a bottle of wine, down it, get a gram of cocaine and wreak havoc on my local bar before going downtown tomorrow

F1 related because I'm James Hunt

>>149437621
very good but for me its yovanna ventura

>>149437745
What would your mother think?

>>149437621
Black woman intimidate me

>>149437621
I would allow her to do a butt slam on my benis

>>149437650
Silverstone 2022

>>149437621
NEED black gf

>>149437662
How gay are you to even spot that?

>>149437650
house spiders are frens, don't bully them

>>149437787
jej

>>149437694
Like this?

>>149437650
You’re a monster for doing that

i saw a big fat guy at the grocery store and for a second i thought it was edd

>>149437668
Does he wear jeans with seams that shine more than Max's racism?

>>149437650
They're more scared of you than you are of them

>>149437768
They're more scared of you than you are of them

>>149437812
>>149437894
They drew first blood! It was in my room and I woke up with a spider bite the other day. I respect the peace but every man has his line.

>>149437896
Just another day in AmeriFATica

Im so edgy. I want to nuke

>>149437650
dickhead, he was your bro and you didn't even know it

>>149437912
I wish that’d be true

>>149437934
That was probably a mosquito or some shit t bh spiders don’t bite unless provoked

>>149438023
>That was probably a mosquito
more like his gf's bf

You guys are makin me feel bad about what I did here. Sorry, spider.
https://youtu.be/IDYKslnO0r0

>Charles Leclerc on driving virtual 2026 Ferrari: 'Not the most enjoyable'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4exH2nlQv-I

>>149437963
>"for denying me my needs"
I feel like 4channers back then were alot more funny then what this site gets today.

>>149438058
Grim if true

>>149438158
maybe anon provoked him by not wearing undies

>>149438124
Max told us the same thing almost 3 years ago and no-one listened to him
https://youtu.be/BvDoFPRH7MQ?si=f7rvovxZfr8pcvcV

>>149438124
>Charles Leclerc on driving the 2026 Ferrari during Barcelona testing
>I can't believe I'm going to drive the fucking thing for probably the rest of my career

Reminder this thread is cursed

>>149438356
Everyone in this thread is. We can never leave. Only sweet death can release us from this cursed (pronounced: curse-edd) nightmare.

>>149438356
F1 was blessed by pope John Paul so therefore it's imposible for /f1/ to be cursed

>>149438313
>no-one listened to him
People listened, they just spun it around and claimed he was only saying it because he wasn't going to dominate anymore.
The entire F1 world is going to have to eat crow if RBR end up with a dominant engine AND the racing is still shit.

who gets 2nd in austria? obviously amx will win

>>149438404
I don't make the rules
>>149419357

>>149438356
quite bland, desu
seen worse

>>149438535
>Max
>Win

>>149437959
you're not edgy
edgy anons would fuck edd straw and greentext about it later

>Max
>Win
MAX WIN

>>149438535
hopefully it will be a repeat of 2019, 2022 and 2023
mclarens P5 and P7
hamilton P12

>>149438648
>hopefully it will be a repeat of 2019, 2022 and 2023
A lestappen tussle?

>>149438648
thats not good enough for me. i need a triple dnf, preferably one that involves a heli flight

audi

>>149438535
me

Früher war'n ich und mein Kroko so broke

I want to fix up my 1987 Mercedes station wagon and 1988 Toyota pickup truck but I’m too layzee. Summer project cars should be fun to do…

zesty little phone call

>>149439127
I have a 2nd gen 4runner that's sitting solely out of laziness

>>149439163
me calling the sophia flörsch BBW photoshop lovers hotline

>>149439194
Yet I’m able to detail my personal daily driver inside and out. I’m very strange.

>>149439261
>you thought that was a real thing? we just printed those posters to see who was dumb enough to call

how am i supposed to interpret this?

>>149439281
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SOPHIA FLÖRSCH BBW PHOTOSHOPS

>>149439298
>Europe
>White

Sounds about white.

>>149439298
how are you currently interpreting this?

>>149439338
ok lets take the core elements
there is something white
theres something id like to be back in
there is something below that id like to order

>/f1/ in 2007

I CANT BELIEVE THAT BANANA EATING MONKEY WON THE RACE FUCK

>>149439382
Chuds weren’t that common back in the day

>>149439382
crazy how alonso is getting btfo by that rookie though
shows how much help he needed to beat schumi

>>149439413
You didn't even have internet back then to know that retard

>>149439430
alonso is exposed. dont expect him to be around for another season

/f1/ movie bros...

>>149439468
Most everyone here is deeply closeted, so there's nothing to worry about.

>>149439437
Chuds were a rarity even in 2012. Your kind are invaders

>>149439468
This nigga choked one of his kids. Why isn’t he cancelled yet

who's your second favorite driver on the current grid?
who's your second least favorite driver on the current grid?

>>149439584
wut?

The fix is in. Expect another Mclaren 1-2.

>>149439879
And it looked a little something like this

>>149439761
>who's your second favorite driver on the current grid?
Yuki
>who's your second least favorite driver on the current grid?
Russell

Nando redemption this week

Book it bitches

>>149439937
proof? were you there when it happened?

>>149439981
Yes, I was getting a handy by Jolie while all that went down

>>149439937
>the pilots

>>149439937
based because the kids are adopted and nonwhite and abusing women is also always a good thing

>>149440034
Pilots of private jets have to be the biggest accessories to serious crimes in the world

about to watch the '89 Suzuka for the millionth time and drink whisky
>his own teammate

>>149439888
>Severe weather before the weekend
>Sunny weekend
>Severe weather after the weekend
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME

>Liberty Media is allowed to take over MotoGP
the cancer spreads further

>>149439937
based department?

>>149440467
>lemme get a 2 pack of that scuderia bruh

>>149435400
Why does Albon always look like he's in pain when he smiles for the camera?

>>149439937
F1 race for that feel?

This is worse than F1 2005.
YJK

>>149440566
Raped too hard

UK next

zesty little energy beverage

>>149440754
AMX win on sunday

According to the FIA penalty guidelines released today, Max Verstappen would have received an extra point on his superlicense and consequently a race ban had his collision with George Russell in Spain been seen as a "deliberate" or "reckless" act.

The stewards in Barcelona deemed that Verstappen had caused a collision with "no immediate and obvious sporting consequence”, meaning three points were added to his superlicence instead of four.

>>149440809
>original instead of sugar free
based. only insecure fat people drink the sugar free one

>>149440566
He's in pain when He isn't with him

retvrn

>>149437445
Honestly, I genuinely mean this when I say Hollywood should get it's act together and start cleaning out the pedohive over there, because I'm sick and tired of movie producers moving to my state in an attempt to turn it into what they've done to Hollywood.

NAH IM JUST KIDDING FUCK PEDOWOOD, ALL MY HOMIES HATE PEDOWOOD. AND FUCK CALIFORNIA TOO, BITCH ASS FAGGOT STATE

>>149439937
>Pitt was going to give his gook sons the Bruce Lee treatment
Why are people trying to stop fathers from disciplining their kids properly?

Thank you cali/f1/bro your check is in the mail

>>149441066
no problem

>>149441066
The cops won't do anything because burglary is a nothing burger in LA, and the rest of California as far as I am concerned. I swear California is a failed state, despite it being the state with the highest GDP both in the country and worldwide, which doesn't mean jack shit when shitholes like India has a high GDP. God I fucking HATE California it's unreal.

>anon mentions california itt
>anons go on rant after rant
Every fucking time

>>149441113
Cali sucks but we need it as solitary confinement for the loonies and libruls

>>149441150
>solitary confinement
Quite possible the most liberal implementation of solitary ever conceived, they influence an enormous amount of the world, let alone just the US.

I dropped my 6 pack of coors and only 2 survived the fall it's over

california is the reason why I lost my job I hope they all burn in a wildfire

>>149441215
your own personal ad21 right there

>>149441191
I don't necessarily disagree, but that influence today is doing a number on Americans now and for the worst. That /pol/ meme is becoming truer by the day and I hate that it is. Gone are the days of good media, tech, etc. from California. Major companies over there are jumping ship to other states, most notably Texas. Or maybe I'm just being a pessimistic doomer. I live in the state capital of Cali and I'm watching everything literally burn down before my very eyes. I don't plan on moving thoughever, dunno where to go. Everyone is moving to Texas but that state is scorching hot to live in. 45°C on a summer day? No thank you.

>>149441368
>Major companies over there are jumping ship
I hope people aren't actually delusional enough to think they're doing this for any reason(s) beyond the regulatory and tax environment in the state.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhuEORz1Bjc
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE
>POLICE CHASE
POLICE CHASE

>>149441368
I plan on buying land over in California just to grow cannabis, though Colorado is a bit closer to me. Because the chances of growing it in Texas is slim thanks to Gov. Cripple. Also it normally doesn't get that hot in Texas unless you either live in the desert area or the concrete jun- I mean cities. How hot does it get over there if we take the wildfires out of the equation?

>>149441497
>police chase in a shitty rusted van
>gm van
Those things are fucking slow that a Crown Vic made in the 1990s could pit it with ease. Shoulda stole a Ford Transit with that turdbo egoboost engine, you'd get more pep.

>>149441497
noice

>>149441579
>Ford
FIX
OT
RGAIN
DONY

>>149441066
Just his gook "sons" trying to get back at him for disciplining them properly.

>>149441113
Los Feliz is a nice area with lots of celebs. If a crime happens there then the LAPD will act.

we need to build our car for combat

its over

just got back from the movie
you can fucking tell hamilton was the driver they got on lol
>Verstappen was the major threat for most of the movie but at the end of the final race somehow hamilton is now point
>final duel is between the two characters and hamilton
>doesn't get beaten directly

GAYYYY

>>149441704
>you can fucking tell hamilton was the driver they got on lol
golly, do you think so?

>>149441541
Weed is illegial here actually

>practice 1: 11pm
>practice 2: 3am

why is there a four hour gap between sessions
I thought germans were good at planning

>>149442036
>>practice 1: 11pm
>>practice 2: 3am
>four hour gap
and clearly kiwis are terrible at math. riddle me this, if practice 1 starts at 11, what time does it end at?
only big brains need reply

>>149442058
Four hours

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

is f1 the most metrosexual mainstream sport?

>>149442089
>imdb
i bet its all because brad pitt kicking puppies thing

>>149442089
>>149442089
OHNONONONONONONONONONONONO ALL THOSE SHILLS

>>149442116
Those numbers aren't even real, it has a 70 on metacritic and a 7.9 on IMDB
You can tell it's fake because even the Google reviews are bad and the people who post google reviews might be some of the most retarded people on the planet, they'll give dogshit like the Madea movies a 4/5.

>>149442089
Retards made a dumb boomer action flick for middle aged americans when no one cares about F1 except europeans, nerds and fujoshi
You really want a successful f1 film then you have two twinks like Timmy chamalet and austin butler getting into arguments and fist fights and car crashes for two hours but then at the end they realize they like and respect each other and meet up for a """""""platonic""""""""" date and then you roll the credits
also the engineer character is a dumpy boring girl who is never wrong about anything that the audience can self insert as

i need a schizo gf who's unwilling to watch a movie with me on grounds of one of the principle actors having allegations levied against

>>149439937
>his own child
wrong!

>>149442148
ur reacting to fake news

>>149442157
so just
>gf who's unwilling to watch a movie
then?

>>149435663
>>149435669

just came back from watching the f1 movie. disappointed in the lack of gimi with the exception of Sonny Hayes' car number being 7

>>149442089
F1 is a box office hit. Relying on critic ratings (especially user ratings) is pure copium. No one gives as shit about the allegations against Pitt.

>>149442209
are the reports of relentless misogyny accurate?

>>149439261
>Photoshop
That's AI m8

I aint gonna watch the eff juan movie

>>149442309
cringe

how many times will they mention the movie during fp1?

>>149442309
based

>>149442283
are you referring to the TD? it's about as accurate as the racing

>>149442366
aww jeez.

drunk again so posting my future wife

we should relent

>>149442089
>Captura de pantalla
Paco is that you?

>>149442475
u r cuck. ur wife is being railed rn fr

ded 2 mclel

I have a confession to make... I truly don't know the ACBs in alphabetical order.

>>149442475
That's the girl who takes BAC (Big Albon Cock). She's taken and she is unironically obsessed with Albon to the point that if you tried to fuck her she'd kill you. simple as.

i hecking love Formula® 1™

>>149442722
#metoo

gimi

>race at 7 a.m.

Fuck yuropoor times

kimi raikkonen

>>149442878
>yuropoor
do you even have a tv or do you watch tv on your hand me down iphone 7?

>>149442906
Wow wow wow someone hasn’t drank his first vodka of the day. Somebody is cranky

>>149442475
He already picked names for Albon's children so there is no chance for you

You hate lando because you hate british people. Admit it.

>>149442960
this is a valid reason

>>149442960
not entirely but it's a contributing factor

>>149442936
albon could always meet with an unfortunate "accident"

morning lads

>>149442914
i hate uppity thirdies whether im sober or drunk

>>149442990
What a coincidence I do too!

I love thirdies women

>>>/mu/126824175
f1 equivalent?

>>149443010
What a cringe artist he has turned out to be

>>149442914
this is a good picture but you overuse it

I want to insert my penis inside a woman's vagina.

>>149443010
LORDE MENTIONED
O
R
D
E

sonof law can stand with his cuntrywoman and race in a clear suit with his penis showing this weekend

>>149443029
go to france

>>149443029
get thee to a nunnery

>>149443046
I think it's supposed to be spelled like "nursery" and not nunnery

>>149443018
You’re right desu

>>149436806
He activates my fight or flight response

>>149437379
This actually is based and it looks tasty

hey so im not watching the f1 movie, im like just not going to watch it haha

I'm still not convinced by the Oscar hype.
Lando is still the quicker driver.

>>149442089
>Captura de pantalla

>>149443165
Why not? I watched it in 2dx.

SQUID GAME IS OUT. BROS LETS GOO

>>149443193
Oscar is a steady hand
Lando is a dumbass who makes avoidable mistakes every other race

>>149442089
NAH FUCK ALL THAT LIL CUTE CRITIC TALK
FUCK THAT WEIRD NARRATIVE SHIT
THIS F1 MOVIE DROP AND THE WHOLE ROOM WENT DEAD SILENT LIKE A MURDER JUST HAPPENED
NIGGAS AIN’T EVEN CHEW THEY POPCORN
AIN’T NO MCU JOKES
AIN’T NO MESSAGE
AIN’T NO DUMB SHIT
JUST STRAIGHT GASOLINE SWEAT AND PAIN
THIS BITCH HIT LIKE A GUNSHOT IN CHURCH

I’M TALKIN CARS MOVIN LIKE THEY POSSESSED
CAMERA SITTIN ON THE SIDE LIKE IT GOT PTSD
BRAD PITT LOOKIN LIKE HE GOT A WAR TO WIN NOT A TROPHY TO LIFT
THIS AIN’T NO MOVIE
THIS A RITUAL
THIS A SEANCE FOR SPEED

AND YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO DON’T LIKE THAT
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO BE LURKIN WHEN SOMETHIN TOO REAL STARTS POPPIN
TINYHATS SWEATIN BULLETS
CLENCHIN THEY TEETH
WHISPERIN TO THEY LAPTOPS LIKE
TURN THIS DOWN
TOO MUCH MASCULINE ENERGY
TOO MUCH FURY
SHUT IT DOWN

NAH
TOO LATE
THIS SHIT OUT
AND IT’S MOVIN
IT’S TOO REAL
TOO FAST
TOO PURE

THE STREETS FEEL IT
THE THEATER VIBRATIN
THAT ENGINE SOUND GOT NIGGAS LOOKIN IN THE MIRROR LIKE
YEAH
MAYBE I WAS BUILT FOR MORE THAN THIS 9 TO 5 BULLSHIT

THEY DON’T WANT YOU FEELIN THAT
THEY WANT YOU SIPPIN ONIONS
STAYIN STILL
THINKIN SMALL
BUT THIS MOVIE
THIS MOVIE BLOW THAT WHOLE ILLUSION THE FUCK UP

AND I’M HERE FOR IT
FULL THROTTLE
NO BRAKES
NO MERCY

STAND UP NIGGA
THE FLAG DROPPED

>>149443232
lmao that show sucked

>>149443275
bit cheap to use Gary's mod

Super Man

exposure championship before round 11
1 Lawson LAW 646.57
2 Hamilton HAM 617.28
3 Norris NOR 611.75
4 Stroll STR 500.5
5 Tsunoda TSU 485.99
6 Bortoleto BOR 419.46
7 Sainz SAI 416.09
8 Doohan DOO 344.83
9 Alonso ALO 336.27
10 Gasly GAS 320.65
11 Antonelli ANT 308.99
12 Bearman BEA 286.7
13 Ocon OCO 248.64
14 Piastri PIA 243.53
15 Hadjar HAD 230.37
16 Albon ALB 221.56
17 Colapinto CO L 212.93
18 Leclerc LEC 211.69
19 VerstappenVER 205.32
20 Russell RUS 200.61
21 HülkenbergHUL 191.66

>>149443275
>cars side by side
>suddenly the RBR is 50 meters behind
>the John Player Special car somehow sideways and flying over the fence
What the fuck did I just watch

>>149443275
AMX AMD
>FIA: 15 years max security prison for causing a collusion

>>149443275
No this can not be real

>>149443275
Is that a race ban?

>>149443275
>car goes wide on a corner
>hits kerb
>flips through the air, high enough to clear a fence, while spiraling for some reason
>lands in the trees, and explodes for no reason
So this movie was made for the Chinese market then?

>>149443275
It reminds me of the Ferrari movie starring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon

>>149443303
Is sonny.....

>>149443350
wtf is this real

>>149443275
uh boys, it happened in real life, it is based on real events, lh44 redeemed

>>149443361
Yes, back then there was no halo so it was very dangerous

>>149443275
fucking kek

>>149443350
strike
>>149443371
where he goin

>they watched the F1 "movie"
my keks

>>149443275
Does our hero get out of his car to rescue to his teammate

>>149443411
how many times did you rewrite that sentence?

>>149443275
they fly now?!
>that explosion
ofc

>>149443371
>>149443350
>>149443275
why make it so cartoony? I don't get it

>>149443420
Zero, if I'd even proofread it once I'd have spotted the stray "to"

joshua pearce was barbecued in the misty, drizzly northern eyetalian spring of 202-whenever the fuck this film is set

im watching superman (2025)

>>149443275
monza to brands hatch am i right?

>>149443440
gay

Speaking of 2008, having Hayes deploy the intentional crashes and then having Alonso smile and give him props in the interview after that race was an incredibly cheeky Easter egg. Loved that

>>149443275
wait i have seen this before
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuvHv_VRUM8
>just add explsion to make it more holywood

>>149443275
NIGGER WHY DID THEY SWITCH TRACKS

>>149443275
is this monza: burger version?

>>149443489
thats brands hatch

global rule 3.b. needs to be abolished

>>149443275
>I almost forgot I was watching a movie for second, my hands up on my head audibly going “shiiit”. That’s how real the crash felt.

>>149443275
>car had time to flip, fly 100 meters and crash in a forest before pitt got around the corner

still less ridiculous than the stunts in the fast and furious films

>>149443275
>Amx is literally murdering other drivers now
Someone stop this madman

>>149443538
fuck you wheelie burnouts 4 life

>>149443538
THEY'RE STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT

>>149443545
Apparently the APX drivers intentionally cause crashes as part of their strategy, so this is just Max giving them a taste of their own medicine

>>149443275
how did they make a crash thats even dumber than the one in the adam driver ferrari movie

>>149443275
Is this suppose to be hamilton in monza 2021?

RETARDS
quali is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdT4ADCYxx0

>>149443275
What bollywood movie is this?

>>149443538
Fast and Furious films are still better.

>>149442960
this >>149442978

>>149443642
imagine a massive bushfire running down those hills while cars vroom around

>>149443642
Yesterday there was a hailstorm on the track

>>149443165
t.

>>149443642
Sinä olet neekeri

>>149443275
BEST MOVI SAAR!!!!!!!!!

>>149443488
kek
>>149443675
rasha good

when fp1

>>149443709
Don't worry about it

>>149443709
today

>>149443673
>hairy hands

This is actually pathetic
https://www.formula1.com/en/latest/article/tech-weekly-the-ingenious-changes-mclaren-have-made-to-help-norris-re-find.3WYpLDUx9pBNKUvgHKrfhA

>>149443730
>lando need best car and the whole team to stand to behind him to have a chance for wdc.jpg

>>149443730
he should just stop lying to himself and transition already

>>149443275
This anti-sausage kerb propaganda is getting pretty ridiculous

>nobody mentioned that the car also managed to continue turning the corner after it took flight as well.
Why can't they just copy real world crashes 1:1?
Grosjean 2020 would be a great example, it was extremely fiery and dramatic and didn't require the car to break the laws of physics

>>149443808
>Why can't they just copy real world crashes 1:1?
they copied f3 monza crash

Minì

Gimi

>>149443275
peronibros we're immortalised in a movie

>>149443850
Nobody teleported in that inchident, nor did the car burst into treats, nor did it manage to continue turning the corner mid-flight

>>149443275
remember when that sky whore and george went "think of the children"
have they said anything against this movie glamourising crashes? especially that cunt george

miga

>>149443867
they just added more hollywood drama

>>149443881
Nothing wrong with a little overdramatizing

>>149443916
car should have exploded at the end of this

>>149443916
>bounces off the rock like it's made of rubber
jesus christ even video games from the 2000's were more realistic
>>149443928
The driver too

>>149443916
>boing!

>>149443916
>wearing a seatbelt
what a pussy

>>149443916
>no explosion
Lame.

>make a movie with Pitt and little women representation so redditors won't watch
>put in some Hamilton slop and a black rising driver so chuds won't watch
who was the intended audience?

>>149443358
Don't...

Max Verstappen

>>149444052
Redditors love Brad Pitt's movies, what are you talking about

have a programme btw
>FRIDAY 27 JUNE Local time
FIA Formula 3 Practice Session 09:55 - 10:40
FIA Formula 2 Practice Session 11:05 - 11:50
FORMULA 1 FIRST PRACTICE SESSION 13:30 - 14:30
FIA Formula 3 Qualifying Session 15:00 - 15:30
FIA Formula 2 Qualifying Session 15:55 - 16:25
FORMULA 1 SECOND PRACTICE SESSION 17:00 - 18:00
Porsche Mobil 1 Supercup Practice Session 18:35 - 19:20

they also have
Promoter Activity Red Bull Drift Show (T1-T8) 14:40 - 14:50
fun!

>>149444052
chud transgenders

>>149444098
pay

>>149443916
thunderbirds?

>>149444132
too busy spending my BORROWED money on diecasts

>>149444155
pay debts
>>149444172
She seems nice

1 chuck and 5 sneeds until FP1

>>149444172
>virgo
uh oh, I would never
Too much trouble

>>149444172
>drink sometimes
dropped, worn-out party bitch

>>149444172
>crime
no shit

>>149444242
kek

Damm, Max will have a different engineer

Today is Nico Rosberg’s 40th birthday
Say something nice about him?

>>149444354
I hope Scarlett apologizes ;)

>>149444354
he's not the gayest Kraut to ever race

>>149444354
Is he only 40? He looks so old

>>149444346
verstappen dnf + race ban after he goes into a tard rage without his engineer being able to make him quit then

>>149444366
I think that you posted wrong Schumacher...

>>149444366
michael was peak heterosexuality though

>>149444354
Fucking FORTY? Britney's hit the wall, mate.

>>149444346
0 points confirmed. should've just ran russel off the road last race and take the ban

>>149441066
I guess they should rename the neighborhood to Los Triste

>>149444392
or Lost Feliz
I know, I'm very funny

>>149444076
>Brad Pitt
>person accused for being terrible, abusive husband and abusive father and racist for his adopted kids
yeah, redditors love his movies
i was wondering why "the industry" even allowed him for this movie and i always felt like it will be some humiliation shit for him

will the free practice be red flagged because of weather?

>>149444346
the fix is in

>>149444423
maybe
maybe not
but not many will drive especially if the prediction is a sunny sunday

forgot image

>>149444446
and missed out on those digits
KWAB of the day

>>149444446
You also forgot to gimi
>>149444444

>>149444454
>>149444458

>>149443275
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME

>>149444346
>another 0 points
JUST
it's so over.

>>149444416
>yeah, redditors love his movies
They do though. Just like they love Tom Cruise's movies even though he's a higher-up in a weird cult

>>149444539
There is literally nothing wrong with being a higher-up in a weird cult.

morning lads, called in sick to work so I watch the fp. Better be good. HR want a word on Monday lol

>>149444556
There's plenty of room in the ovens, anon

>>149444565
Germans invented the Illuminati btw

>>149444534
>another

>>149444571
you are right
i forgot that amx was 10th in spain

>>149444642
>>149444642

>new thread at 493 posts
lol, dead "general"

>>149445007
jannies got busy frend, it was over 500

>>149445033
i'm sure whole thread was on topic yeah

death to mclaren

death to mercedes

death to t*rger

Ferrari 500

>>149445112
500?

>>149445130
500 years of pain

>its uppa hilla and downa hilla
is this how all italians talk?

>>149445188
it-a is-a, esti-a

im happy im on vacation, been a long time since i caught FP1 live